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| Chichiri's Interview with a drunk Tasuki chichiri: Okay, I'm here today with one of the suzaku sieshii Tasuki, who seems to be wasted no da! tasuki: *slurs* not wasted........jush........mishundershtood! chichiri: Anyways, I'm here to ask you how it feels to be a celestial warrior no da. tasuki: hehehe...you have big hair! hehehehehe....ni..no...ni no na na daaaaa!!!! chichiri: uh....so as I was saying, how does it feel to be a suzaku warrior like me no da? tasuki: funny y'know? I also like Xena warrior no duh! chichiri: That's Suzaku Warrior No Da!!!! tasuki: no need......ta YELL!!!!!!!! we're........all family......all my other sisiters and...uh... chichiri: Daaaa!!!! Maybe I should have waited until you were sober no da! tasuki: heh....that's a funny word.....pickle-weasle... chichiri: That's it, I'm leaving, there's way I'm getting a good interview with you na no da! tasuki: *grabs on to chichiri's arm* wait! there'sh shtill kar.....kare.......okay to do. chichiri: *gets another drink for tasuki, hoping that this'll knock him out for good* tasuki: *grabs the drink and chugs it down, but then orders a pitcher of beer from the waitress* *the waitress comes by with a full pitcher of beer and hands it to tasuki* tasuki: *takes the pitcher and holds down chichiri, forcing him to chug down the whole pitcher* chichiri: *heaves a big gulp then looks up half dazed, he wobbly gets up and slaps tasuki on the back* tasuki: hehe...how do ya feel na ni nu...da da boysh? chichiri: *hic* hehehehe......your font's color ish red no.....daaaa.... tasuki: hehehehe....now it's yellowsh!! The two seishiis then spend the rest of the night talking about how funny the word "pickle-weasle" is, and how cool their font color(s) are. I so so apologize for their rude, obseen behavior and I will take the pleasure of taking them out back and shooting their brains out. Of course, if you don't want them sacrificed to the Suzaku god then you can adopt them both for about 78000000 yen ^_^. And, if you are short of money, Miaka no miko will be happy to pimp you out for 200 yen an hour. Thank you |