Tomo's Flower Shop
Tomo:

     kakakakaka....*speaks in a low, raspy voice*
   
   Hello doll, and welcome to my flower shop.  I, the fabulous, beautiful, well-groomed, most adored Tomo, will be your host for this most admorous page.  Of course you all will have to worship me by sending me roses and chocolates.  I personally would like it if Nakago-sama would do it himself...but he's too busy sleeping with that whore SOI!!!! *grumbles and growls to himself*
    *ahem* Anyways doll, as you can see I am not wearing my exotic make-up, but that's because my dear friend Mimi Boebeck is out of town.  But enough of that, you must all be wondering how I got to be so beautiful, that of course is so simple, I'm blessed.  *picks up a bouqet of white roses and starts making a little crown for himself to wear*  My flower shop is so busy these days, but that's probably because I'm so sexy eh?  I just wish my darling Nakago-sama would ask me out one of these days.  *sigh* Oh, if there are any other tall, blonde hair/blue eyed, handsome, hunks out there who just happen to have a widdle ol' crush on me, then please feel free to love as you already are, except more.  I just love it when a strong man takes me into his arms and...
anne: OKAY TOMO THAT'S ENOUGH!!

tomo: what? you can't just take away my moment! everyone just adores sexy ol' me and they just wanna...

anne:  ugh! shuddup!! I'm getting bad/kinky images in my head! you're time is over for now, I'll think of some other time to let you be all...all...Tomo-ish okay?! just stop now!!

tomo:  *sigh* ok...goodbye my sweet, darling admirerers! ta-ta!! *gives a little wave with a tissue in his hand.