["Passion of the Gummys"]
High on the Keyboard Mountains, sheep watch as their herdmaster is slaughtered in symbolism.
Jesus Loves the Little Gummies
All the Gummies of the World
Be they Red, Yellow, Orange or White
They are precious in his Sight
Jesus Loves the Little Gummies of the World
And he said unto them his last words before the dysentery claimed him, "I am the way, the truth, and the light. And I am your Candyman."
As the anal spasms took hold, Jebus let out a groan for the audience of the unquestionable and let his seed hit the earth.
Jebus is a zombie. He rose from the dead and screamed "Brains!" Christians are cultists who worship a long-dead man as a god, and call me a heathen for worshipping living spirits of the earth. Bloody hypocrites, they killed their own god and blame others for the cause of their own sins.

["Nigger Death in the Strawberry Patch"]
A lone nigger racially oppressed man of color dangles from a tree. White men gather 'round to celebrate their superiority over others.
This scene is a lie. A nigger is a nigger and a cracker is only as he is. Racism only exist because of words like that, and only because others are intolerant to terms. A black girl in my English class defines "nigger" as meaning "ignorant". Well, I guess M. Jacksaon is a nigger then, yeah? And I guess it's only alright for a black person to call another black person "nigger", because if anyone else did so they'd be labled as a "racist". It's never alright, no matter what the term, because if you're only going to allow one race to say a certain word is that not only encouraging the devision of races? And, for example, if little Michael did call someone a nigger, would it be considered "alright" by the whorish standards of society, or would he be called a "racist" because he is a white man now?

["Oreo" and "Positions"]
Oreo: Loads of cream stuffed between two chocolate waffers.
Literal translation: Two skinny niggers fucking a fat white skank for crack money.

Positions. How many can you name?
This should be in a children's activity book.