Theories

This lil' space right here is gonna be for crazy theories that I (or anyone else) can think of.
Popcorn
Blood/Semen
Hotdogs and buns
On the top or on the bottom?
Frogger

Popcorn

Ok, so you know how on popcorn it says "this side up"? What the hell is that for anyways? Ever wondered that? Well, here's my theory. If you put "this side up" facing down, then the bag will explode. Simple as that. And possibly ruin your microwave. If anyone decides to try it out, tell me what happens, and I'll post the results here.

Blood/Semen

If you can test the semen and through the blood, then can you test the blood through the semen? It makes sense, doesn't it?
-Alonzo

Hotdogs and buns

The reason that there are more hot dogs in a packet than buns, is so that you end up buying more stuff to even it out. It's capitalisms fault.
-Carlos

On the top or on the bottom?

America's on the top and Australia's on the bottom, right? But, how can they tell top from bottom in space? In my opinion, we're on the bottom.
-Felipe

Frogger

As we all know, Frogger is a game about a frog crossing the road. Have you ever wondered what it means? Well you see my friends, frogger is indeed gay, I mean, he's "crossing over to the other side". And all the cars, those are the anal bastards who think that homosexuals are freaks which is why they are trying to run him over. The cars that don't run him over are the open minded and activists which accept him as he is.
-Me

I'll post more, and if someone has any, just contact me.