| The Mystery Of The Evil Badgers! |
| Well, Obviously everyone always asks me about the complete mystery that is the evil badgers! To Tell you the truth, it all actually started at the slipknot signing back in 2000....aside from being an *interesting* day... I met a bunch of people (why dear god why......) Who came from a wonderful hole that its Bracknell... Anyway, cutting a stupidly boring and long story short (although there was some mischeif that day!) a guy called Stix quoted Eddie Izzard about poking badgers with spoons... And it kinda started from there... (My obsession that is!!) Anyway, Badgers are fucking cool, and over the years my obsession with the evil ones (only a certain few mind you!) has grown! My car is now officially the badger-mobile (people keep buying me fluffy badgers! I tell you, they're not that evil the fluffy ones!!) And everyone know knows me as the Evil badger (or charlie the evil badger!) Anyway, my mission now (in 2003) Is to protect the evil badgers from the Golden Gay Robots (i'm not joking, they're threatening to destroy Britains largest Carnivores....) and stop the robots (ones such as C3P0 from Star Whores..) form spooning the Badgers to death! Hoozaaah...... P.S If anyone is from Cardiff Uni, and they read Gair Rhydd...then the messages are from me :) |
| Some Evil Badger Facts...... |