Jon and Clint’s list of crazy memories and times spent together. -The two first met in Sunday School at SUMC before 6th grade. -During prayer time, the two would make funny faces at each other to the dismay of the teachers. -Clint was raised by wild bees and fell up a hill. -Jon and Clint were both angry beer pirates. -Jon and Clint were both Indians who performed many a rain dance. -Jon and Clint were proclaimed “bum buddies”. -Jon and Clint were obsessed with “Smee” for many months to the point where Mommy G. stepped in. -Both would sit and see who could make the most annoying/weird sound for hours on end. -They used to bump rumps just for the hell of doing it. -Jon was partly responsible for breaking Clint’s arm on his trampoline. -Clint was later partly responsible for breaking Jon’s nose...also on Clint’s trampoline. -Throughout 6th & 7th grade we were both obsessed with Austin Powers. -Throughout 8th & 9th grade we were both obsessed with Austin Powers 2 and humping things. -Clint once bit a kid on the shoulder at Wild Waves thinking it was Jon, only to realize he had harrassed a complete stranger. -During youth trips to Aquire the Fire, Clint and Jon would ram their testicles into stair rails. -Roughly half of their time was spent falling onto the floor and faking spasms for mere amusement. -While playing on the same baseball team, Jon playing at first base would shake his ass to Clint playing way back in right field. -While sleeping in a tent in Jon’s backyard, Clint was greeted one morning by Jon’s testicles...a mere 4-6 inches from his face. Jon narrowly escaped injury and/or sterility. -On a separate occasion, Clint was awoke by a smell being emitted from Jon’s boxers, carefully sprawled out across Clint’s entire face. -Clint has seen Jon’s testicles on no less than 20 occasions. -Jon has seen Clint’s testicles on no less than 20 occasions. -Jon and Clint rolled down hills filled with blackberry bushes with their pants at their ankles just for a thrill. -Jon and Clint ice jousted on multiple occasions in an attempt to ensue laughter...instead, pity reigned. -Jon once went 7 years without wearing a hat. -Running into metal bars while wearing monkey masks was a popular past time for these two jokers. -The two were found to be in trouble on multiple occasions after Momma G. read the boy’s email conversations. -Throwing little girl’s bikes off of big staircases only to hit the cameraman was considered fun by them. -Throwing popcorn onto people below at Mariner’s games turned from a hobby into an obsession. -Saying “Bah ” was considered normal. -Saying “Fue ” was also considered normal. -Saying “Gue ” was considered normal as well for these two. -They found it fun to perform strip teases with snap pants at Fort Flagler youth retreats. -The two would slap each other or themselves for absolutely no reason. -Clint and Jon are the two main causes for Alonzo’s departure from SUMY. -Jon and Clint were found laughing at people developing hypothermia after falling into ice cold water at Lake Cresent while on a youth retreat. -Jon later almost got the crap kicked out of him by some gigantic girl who didn’t find it funny that they found it funny that kids almost got hypothermia. Both were later found hiding in the boy’s bathroom...doing God knows what. -While going to high school, they would trip in the middle of the hall together just to get a reaction. -Jon and Clint have peed their pants together and filmed it on more than one occasion. -They could be seen running around in their underwear in the streets after their sports teams won big games such as the Stanley Cup or Super Bowl. -“Hornbath” was formed sometime throughout high school and used in everyday blather. -In 9th grade, the two discovered a cartoon that would revolutionize their lives forever, Family Guy. -“MMMMMM Baybey” was soon the phrase of choice for most everything. -Tapeball soon became Jon’s favorite past time and Clint was an occasional player. -The scooter proved to be a valuable asset to Sunday Night Youth Group with Safeway being only feet away. Many a prank were attempted/completed with this infinite tool. -Throughout 10th & 11th grade the two were obsessed with Austin Powers 3. -Throughout 10th & 11th grade the two were obsessed with Jackass. -Jon was once hit by a car while wearing a monkey mask. The crime was caught on film. -On rare occasions the two would tape or tie their fingers tight just to see some swelling. -Clint and Jon were constantly yelled at in Spanish class for not paying attention, but instead drawing pictures of donkeys and other weird animals. -Jon never made it out to Clint’s ranch like he had said he would, but no grudges are held. -It has been proven on hundreds of occasions that Clint and Jon share one mind...literally they each have only half of one brain. -During their junior year in high school, the two discovered Wendy’s. It gradually grew from a Thursday dining to a daily obsession. -Jon and Clint both believe that Dave Thomas or Seth McFarlane are reincarnations of God. -Jon once ate an ounce of ketchup with a tablespoon of salt. -In a span of 60 days, Clint went to Wendy’s 59 times. -Jon and Clint actually thought it a good idea to go down a slide while wearing roller blades...the consequences soon became quite evident. -Jon and Clint soon divided their ½ brain into 1/3 of a brain when TJ Miller entered the group. He proved to be quite the perfect fit and necessary add on to an already dangerous duo. -Clint and Jon contemplated urinating their pants when they found out that Family Guy was coming out on DVD. -They stayed up for 10 ½ hours and watched all 28 episodes from the 1st and 2nd season of Family Guy without interruption. -Clint and Jon discovered the joys of zip ties half way through their senior year. -If you've ever met Clint's mother, you may have gotten the token pat on the noggin, or the "we like you, Jon"...there's more than one fella with the experience..."WEEEEES!!!" -At the end of junior year, Jon left a "gruesome" account of their love affair of then 6 years in C's yearbook, and this scandal soon enough got around to mommy. a copy was made and sent to Jon's mommy...and let's just say, the note attached wasn't asking for a john hancock -Throwing cups of water at passing traffic from their own moving vehicle was a brief, yet oh so entertaining night stunt of the boyz -Many a night, couples gettin freaky were interrupted by TJ, Clint, and Jon who were usually intoxicated with adrenaline at the time from a fresh round of tossing frostys or cups of water at cars -WENIS -WAMBAT! -One 4th of july, wes clint and jon went out around 1-2 o clock, shooting off bottle rockets and misc. fireworks, waking up the angry neighbors, it is believed that these delinquents even hit a few second story windows in the process, prompting the light switch to flip...scattering followed... they are still at large -the night of the family guy marathon (friday before prom) clint, tj, jon, toby, paulie, wes, tanner, and some miscellaneous homos took a sparkler bomb out onto el dorado...unfortunately their were witnesses who ratted on the boys to the pig department -this night, tanner also had a nice ride clinging atop paul's subaru at very high speeds swerving around a residential area right before the detonation. witnesses: paul, jon, tj... -The boys were curious and decided to play with a tazer and zap themselves clint first, then jonny ...mommy walked upstairs as the boys were writhing on the gorund like fools -foreplay cd...nuff said