I am not a christian. I do not believe
in the christian god.
I do not believe in the christian devil,
either.
SURPRISE! I do not believe in the christian
hell, or the christian heaven.
I don't care if you believe in the
christian god or not. As long as you do not try to shove your god down
my throat we will be fine.
No, I'm not afraid of you.
No, I'm not afraid of your god.
No, I'm not afraid of your devil, either.
No, I'm not afraid of YOUR 'truth'.
No, I don't think if I listen to what
you say I might change my mind.
No, I'm not afraid that I might be
wrong.
No, I don't think your god is the only
god.
No, I don't think your way is the only
way.
No, your god did NOT create me. If
you are past puberty and still do not know how human beings are made, please
smack your parents for me. Then find a decent sexual education teacher
and ask them about SEX.
No, your god did NOT create my parents.
Or my parents' parents. Or my parents' parents' parents. If you do not
know how humans came to be, please kill your parents for me, they shouldn't
be allowed to breed. Then find a decent biology teacher and ask them
about evolution.
No, I am not a sinner. I do not believe
in your sins.
No, your "Jesus" does not love me.
No, your "Jesus" did not die for me.
No, I am NOT WRONG.
No, I don't believe I'm going to burn
in your hell for all eternity.
No, I don't want to go to your heaven,
no matter how good you might think it is.
If you are so desperate to have somebody
burn in your hell, perhaps you can go there yourself.
No, saying "bless you" or "damn you"
does not change where I am going when I die. Sorry.
Yes, I have read your bible.
No, I do not believe it is the word
of any god.
No, I didn't feel inspired by it.
Yes, I did notice the contradictions
in it.
No, I'm not going to give you a list
of those contradictions. If you are incapable of reading the bible yourself
then perhaps you shouldn't call yourself a christian.
No, I'm not making it up.
Yes, I find most of what goes on in
the Judeo-Christian bible to be disgusting and I really think anybody who
can read everything that goes on in it and STILL say the god of that bible
is great and merciful and wonderful and awesome - REALLY needs to re-examine
their values.
No, my childhood is none of your concern.
I was not abused by my parents, and for you to say that I am the way I
am because of a bad childhood would be a cop out on your part, an insult,
and an excellent show of how very unintelligent you are.
No, I'm not the way I am because I
wish to 'rebel'. Are you the way you are because you wish to rebel?
No, it's not a phase.
No, I'm not going to call out to your
god when the time of my death has come.
No, I do not think that if I said a
prayer/called out to 'Jesus'/read the bible/listened to you/"opened my
heart"/etc. that I would suddenly be a christian. Maybe if I had my brain
removed completely...
And no, I am NOT obligated to answer
every stupid question you might ask.
If I do not wish to debate with you
it is not because I can't back up what I say. It is either because I do
not feel you are worthy or capable of an intelligent debate or because
I'm just not in the mood. And no, this does not mean you "win".
To quote: "Jesus Christ died for
his OWN sins, not mine."
Being a non-christian does NOT mean
that I do not belong in the country I was born in. If you believe that
a country should endorse a religion and all its residents should abide
by that religion- well, by all means, move to Afghanistan (how does it
feel?).
Satanists, Pagans, Atheists, and other
non-christians do not consider themselves Muslims. Therefore we do not
know Osama Bin Laden, most of us do not side with him, and we are not responsible
for what he or any other group of persons have done.
We weren't responsible for Columbine,
either. Thoughtless children (and I don't necessarily mean the ones who
did the shooting), worthless teachers, and equally worthless parents were.
Before you go on about how other religions
cause death and destruction, please think of the following things: The
Inquisition(s), the Crusades, the Dark Ages. And this is, of course, the
really short list.