I am not a christian. I do not believe in the christian
god.
I do not believe in the christian devil, either.
SURPRISE! I do not believe in the christian hell,
or the christian heaven.
I don't care if you believe in the christian god
or not. As long as you do not try to shove your god down my throat we will
be fine.
No, I'm not afraid of you.
No, I'm not afraid of your god.
No, I'm not afraid of your devil, either.
No, I'm not afraid of YOUR 'truth'.
No, I don't think if I listen to what you say I might
change my mind.
No, I'm not afraid that I might be wrong.
No, I don't think your god is the only god.
No, I don't think your way is the only way.
No, your god did NOT create me. If you are past puberty
and still do not know how human beings are made, please smack your parents
for me. Then find a decent sexual education teacher and ask them about
SEX.
No, your god did NOT create my parents. Or my parents'
parents. Or my parents' parents' parents. If you do not know how humans
came to be, please kill your parents for me, they shouldn't be allowed
to breed. Then find a decent biology teacher and ask them about evolution.
No, I am not a sinner. I do not believe in your sins.
No, your "Jesus" does not love me.
No, your "Jesus" did not die for me.
No, I am NOT WRONG.
No, I don't believe I'm going to burn in your hell
for all eternity.
No, I don't want to go to your heaven, no matter
how good you might think it is.
If you are so desperate to have somebody burn in
your hell, perhaps you can go there yourself.
No, saying "bless you" or "damn you" does not change
where I am going when I die. Sorry.
Yes, I have read your bible.
No, I do not believe it is the word of any god.
No, I didn't feel inspired by it.
Yes, I did notice the contradictions in it.
No, I'm not going to give you a list of those contradictions.
If you are incapable of reading the bible yourself then perhaps you shouldn't
call yourself a christian.
No, I'm not making it up.
Yes, I find most of what goes on in the Judeo-Christian
bible to be disgusting and I really think anybody who can read everything
that goes on in it and STILL say the god of that bible is great and merciful
and wonderful and awesome - REALLY needs to re-examine their values.
No, my childhood is none of your concern. I was not
abused by my parents, and for you to say that I am the way I am because
of a bad childhood would be a cop out on your part, an insult, and an excellent
show of how very unintelligent you are.
No, I'm not the way I am because I wish to 'rebel'.
Are you the way you are because you wish to rebel?
No, it's not a phase.
No, I'm not going to call out to your god when the
time of my death has come.
No, I do not think that if I said a prayer/called
out to 'Jesus'/read the bible/listened to you/"opened my heart"/etc. that
I would suddenly be a christian. Maybe if I had my brain removed completely...
And no, I am NOT obligated to answer every stupid
question you might ask.
If I do not wish to debate with you it is not because
I can't back up what I say. It is either because I do not feel you are
worthy or capable of an intelligent debate or because I'm just not in the
mood. And no, this does not mean you "win".
To quote: "Jesus Christ died for his OWN sins,
not mine."
Being a non-christian does NOT mean that I do not
belong in the country I was born in. If you believe that a country should
endorse a religion and all its residents should abide by that religion-
well, by all means, move to Afghanistan (how does it feel?).
Satanists, Pagans, Atheists, and other non-christians
do not consider themselves Muslims. Therefore we do not know Osama Bin
Laden, most of us do not side with him, and we are not responsible for
what he or any other group of persons have done.
We weren't responsible for Columbine, either. Thoughtless
children (and I don't necessarily mean the ones who did the shooting),
worthless teachers, and equally worthless parents were.
Before you go on about how other religions cause
death and destruction, please think of the following things: The Inquisition(s),
the Crusades, the Dark Ages. And this is, of course, the really short list.