Mom asks Billy to go get a Bun, Bucket and a Cocker Spaniel dog
Billy goes to Golden Sac-a-dough and say "I want a bum" GS "excuse me a what?" B "A bum" GS" Oh you must mean a Bun" B "yeah"
Billy goes to Hammer Head and says " I want a F***et" HH " A what ?" B"A F***et" HH "oh you must mean a bucket" B"yes"
Billy goes to Dick's Pet shop and says " I want Cocka Spaniel" DP " exuse me a what?" B" A cocka spaniel" DP " Oh you must mean a Cocker Spaniel dog" B"Of Horse"
Billy is going home and his Dog runs away and he goes to an old man and says "Could you hold Bum and F***et While i get my cocka Spaniel?"
Old man fainted
Spech Problem 2:
This guy goes to the hotel at night and says "I want to sh*t"
HotelStaff "If you want to sh*t go to the bathroom"
Guy "No I want to sheet on the bed"
Hotel "You better not sh*t on the bed you son of a b*tch"
Guy "I dont even know this lady and shes calling me a son of a b*tch"
Later at Diner
" To want a F***"
" Every body wants a F*** these days
"No I want a F*** on the table
"You better not F*** on the table you son of a bi*ch
"I dont even know the lady and shes calling me a son of a b*tch
Next day at Lunch
"I want to see you Cock
" every body body wants to see my cock
"No i want to see your cock on the wall
Wish Carefully:
These people went to the swimming pool and jumped off the diving board and made a wish.
One guy wished for Money and he landed in a pool of money
One Guy wished for Girls and he landed in a a pool of Girls
The Last guy ran tripped over a rock and said Sh*t and he landed in a pool of Sh*t
Elmo Error:
At the Elmo company the crew was working on Tickle me Elmo and hte boss said to give the Elmo two test tickles.
The next day the crew shipped off the Tickle me Elmo and the boss said I said to give the Elmo two test tickles not two testicles