Several articles come out in various publications of varying credibility that profess that JC is kinky as fuck. Whips, chains, sports of all kind, leather, lace, women's panties, everything. The guys razz him about it and tell him no one will believe it but they all half believe it. One night, Joey comes back to the hotel after clubbing and notices the light still on in JC's room.  he knocks and sniffly JC lets him in.  Seems he was watching MTV and some one (Fred Durst?) made a comment about JC and his kinkiness being all a front.  For some reason this just bugged him... 'cause, Oooo, irony, JC ain't kinky at all.  Like AT ALL.  He's the ultimate missionary man. He tells Joey, and Joey is a little surprised by this.  But he reassures JC that it will all blow over and see the Durst comment just proves that no one believes it, only that's just it, JC doesn't want it to blow over because now he's finally more interesting in the eyes of the public.  Sure he's considered one of the more popular ones but he knows everyone thinks he is boring.  Sleeping is his hobby for christ sake. So JC tells Joey that he's gonna try being kinky... try some of the stuff they are saying he is doing.  Joey is all "Not a good idea, some of that shit ain't safe to do with a stranger and that's all we ever meet."  So some how it turns into Joey being the one to show JC some of the kinky things... JC doesn't like most of it... most of it grosses him out with some of it just being not sexy to him.  Until they hit bondage... and biting.  Suddenly JC is like a man possessed.  He's always hot for it... attacking Joey in unlikely places and poor Joey is now always full of hickeys.  But he's having fun.  Exploring his sexualness has made JC more fun.  He gets goofy more often and is more willing to set down his keyboard and join in the fun. But soon, Joey tires of always having to have this kinkier sex and he starts to wonder what it would be like to be with JC the Missionary Man.  He decides he's got to break it off and says he'll have one more night then tell JC it's over.  Well, by this time JC has fallen for Joey and decides that he wants to try making love instead of fucking... and so they do. The End.  But there is still some biting.