EV:O Bumper Stickers

What do you display on the back of your vessel? Here are some suggestions from the guys on the EV:O Webboard...

Other ships:
My other warship is a Dreadnought.
My other ship is a UE Cruiser.
Lost: 1 krait and 1 Needle Missile. Reward for Needle Missile.

If you can read this:
If you can read this you are about to be vaporised by my exhaust.
If you can read this, please DO NOT press 'Z'
Tailgating is a violation of UE Polocy #445735. If you can read this, you're tailgating.
Wow you can read!
Neat telescope!
If you can read this, then I really ought to get my cloak serviced...
If this looks blue, you're cruising much too fast...
Neat sticker, huh?
If you can read this, one of us is spinning.
Made you look!
If you are close enough to read this bumper sticker you shouldn't be reading it. Look at navigation.
If you can read this, I'm probably not about to Monty Python you.
If you can read this, please turn off the artificial gravity. It's not funny anymore!

Just plain rude:
I thought smells couldn't travel through vacuum. You just proved me wrong.
Hey! You're so ugly you just wilted my flowers!
Go support UE search and rescue! GET LOST!

The missing joke:
[insert funny phrase here]
My other bumper sticker is funny.
What do you think I should say on this bumper sticker?

Captain Hector:
With all the money he's taken off me, you'd think that Captain Hector could afford a better ship.
Captain Hector: No credits. Wife and kids have it all.
Captain Hector: My registration code got lost in the mail! I swear!

Rear-facing weapons, etc:
Are you aware that I have 50 Rear Phase Cannons?
Have you heard of a turreted Phase Beam? I have one.
Ever seen a space mine? Well now you can!
Can you tell me about these rear-firing rockets I just bought?
WARNING: Afterburner on board. I'd get away if I were you.
I'd stop looking at this and look at my turrets.
Say hello to my phase turrets!
Let me show you how to use a mine layer!
Yes, those round things are a defense pod launchers.
Want to see my new retro-engine in action?
Warning: incoming beer cans.
CAUTION: This ship dumps its waste systems on the hour, every hour.
Keep your distance or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
Were you aware I have a space mine launcher?
I wonder what this button that reads "Space Mine Launcher" does? Only one way to find out...
If you can read this, I'm going to sue the maker of these Rear Phase Turrets.
Excuse me sir, but is that my Space Mine in your ship?
Mk. 7 2500 Hyperspace Drive: 1000000cr. Vanadium Blue paint job: 25000cr. 12 fully tracking neutron turrets: 475000cr. Seeing your ship's fused hulk after you tailgate: priceless.

Powerful parents:
My dad has more turrets than your dad.
If you attack me, I'll tell my mothership!

Threats:
Don't even think about launching that rocket, you xxing punk!
You don't get a chance to use your escape pod often, do you?
Boy, I hope you forgive me for what I'm about to do.
When I read about the evils of space piracy, I gave up... reading.
Did you realize there's a Renegade Voinian cruiser just behind you?
Beware of Dogs
Scan me, I dare you.
Don't board this ship. Scotty will beam me back.
Hey, this may be a Krait, but I swear, if you attack me, you'll be sorry - I mean it! - go ahead, I dare you - OH $#!+ !!!!
I don't think that wing is supposed to be there. I'll move it for you.
Warning- Hinwar aboard. Beware temper.
Now you've gone and made my Phase turrets angry.
You know, that cloaking device doesn't help...
If you can read this, you're in range.

Untranslateable:
xnto ca'nse grotb
hcd't fvo bior
mbex lob'd fr'id
qy^b qu'y Qlrd

Discourteous Drivers:
Hows my flying? Call 1-888-U-Fly-Bad
If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-F**K-OFF
How's my flying? Call 1-800-EAT-$HIT

The Voinians:
Fire a missle if you like Vonians.
Missiles don't kill Voinians, slow-*** ships do.
Did I spell Voinian correctly?
Voians, the other dark meat

Lost in Space:
Anyone know where a comsic McDonalds is?
Anna Balshova went >>>---> that-a-way, man!
<---Outer space is that way--->
If space is infinite, then aren't we lost?

Bizarre:
BMP Glue: The only glue strong enough to hold a bumper sticker on a ship in the vaccuum of space!
Smoking is prohibited in this system.
United Earth: says who?
Viagra Arada - see pilot for details.
He who controls the Spice Girls, controls the universe
Ship Happens.
Fuzzes in Transit, please fly carefully
The Miranu are fun: smoke some
Does my cargo pod look big in this?
Friends don't let Friends drink Saalian Brandy and Fly!
Did you know you have a piece of snot hanging from your left nostril?
This vehicle makes wide right turns. Pass at your own risk.
Do you happen to like your windshields clean?
So, what plug are you playing now?
Scientists speculate there may be a third dimension.
Space Parrot on board.
UE? Wimps. Voinians? Wimps. Strands? Wimps. Kraits? RUN!!!!
Do you know a good quantum mechanic?
I like the Miranu... They taste good
Pilot does not carry more than 50 credits.
Save the Fuzzes. Collect the whole set!
FREE HURON!
Don't tell anyone you saw this sticker. They'll all want one, too.

Thanks to...
Lonevoinian, OctoberFost, Bubaganoosh, Captain Carnotaur, 21st Century Digital Boy, Miranu, Captian LeGrenadier, Titan, Samurai, Daedalus, Patton, Ellmist, deepThink, Alien 5672, Oasamostexianu, SteveVo8a, Skyblade, Goomeister, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Thunder.