| Day One Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Suspect Gandalf not actually all that annoyed and was merely excuse to get us young hobbit boys wet and lathered up. Became even more suspicious when "washing dishes" punishment followec by " polishing Gandalf's staff" punishment and "massaging Gandalf's feet" punishment and "nude leapfrog in the cabbage patch" punishment, I mean, who's he trying to kid, really? Especially with the foot thing. Day Two Very promising start today when discovered carrot that was just the right shape. Even more promising when Pippin nabbed six cabbages, two bags of potatoes, and three ears of corn, although cannot help to think pippin is being slightly over-optimistic. I mean, could probably manage two ears of corn, but not before breakfast. All went downhill though when bumped into Frodo and faithful bit of rough trade, whoops, loyal manservant Sam, in cornfield. Pippin was prevented from extended cuddle with Frodo by Sam, who in very suprising butch moment tossed Pippin down a cliff. In ensuing scuffle carrot was broken. Am very sad. Day Three Cutting across country with Frodo, Sam and Pippin. Are being pursued by overdressed and very crabby set of ridersin outdated black ensembles. As told Gandalf "the Gray" earlier, monochromatic look is so out. Wonder if Frodo avoding |