Date: 4th August 2002
Place: University Park, PA
Arena: Bryce Jordan Center

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

…DEICIDE .....Sign Off .....Darkest Hour… Kata-Clutch.....Blade Runner..... Deadly by Design… Gavel… GoldDigger.....Danger Driver…

Championship

...Executive Title.....Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…MacBeth ....Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… Thorn......Strait Hate .......New Evolution .....Sean Corvik.......Blade...…Johnathan Cable… Powerhouse .....Travis Cage Rage….....

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Neil Down: So tell me Thornton. Doesn't it bother you that you may only commentate Insurgence shows and not the PPV's?

DT: Does it bother me? Not really. I know Pilchard is a pro and he should be commentating matches, thats what he's known for.

ND: Naaah, I don't buy that crap. Just admit it that it freaking annoys you.

DT: Down, I just said how I felt about it, stop it now.

ND: But wouldn't you wanted to see it live what we saw last week. The way Cazzo humiliated The Big Unit after his big introduction. The way that Johnathan Cable had to fight two matches in a row to defend both his titles. The way Thorn beat G-Flem to become the new Prime Time Champion. The way...

DT: The only thing I wished I would of seen was the way that MacBeth beat the crap out of Chris Christ with that sledgehammer. (he says in a cynical way).

ND: HEY!!! HEY!! Don't say that!!! The Messiah has gone through enough lately. It seems like everyone wants a piece of him these days. Leave him alone, please.

DT: Fact still is that MacBeth is The Executive Champion and that he and Chris Christ will step into the ring at the next PPV to see who the real champion is.

ND: No question about it who will win that match.

DT: As for tonight. Our Main Event will see The Executive Champion MacBeth together with Extreme Champion Strait Hate going up against The Big Unit!! Yes Powerhouse and Travis Cage Rage make their inring debut in the main event of the evening. Now thats what I call an impact.

ND: First gotta see what kind of impact they are gonna make, Thornton.

DT: It promises to be some match though. It's gonna be an intresting evening all together. Besides the main event we have the tagchamps New Evolution taking on two members of The Legion, namely The Punisher and Aaron Gold. We also gonna see Thorn defend his title against G-Flem. We have Jay Masters and Chris Outcast in a Marathon Match, Loki versus Coby Belton and to start of we have Amazing Alex Addams against Eleven.

ND: Yep, plus way more intresting stuff.

(The Cazzotron suddenly flickers to life and we see the lobby of the Bryce Jordan Center in PA. The doors to the center suddenly swing open and from the outside strolls in Chris Christ. The crowd can be heard giving a little pop to the "real" Universal champion. Chris is wearing his street attire of light blue jeans and a plain black t-shirt. The Universal title is strapped around his waist and his arm carries his sports bag over his shoulder).

ND: THE MESSIAH!! CHRIS CHRIST IS HERE TONIGHT!!

DT: He isn't even on the card tonight!

ND: What a professional. He turns up for work even when he doesn't have to. What a guy!

DT: Oh please Neil.

(Commercials).

Jezebelle: Ok, class. Our first vocabulary word is Rage.

rage (rj)n. 1)Violent, explosive anger. See Synonyms at anger. 2)A fit of anger. 3)Furious intensity, as of a storm or disease. 4)A burning desire; a passion. 5)A current, eagerly adopted fashion; a fad or craze: when torn jeans were all the rage.

And now for the most important definition 6)A gutless and dickless wonder who after bitching and moaning to John Lugo was released from his IWF contract to be signed by Cazzo who called Rage a piece of shit on live tv and has yet to acknowledge that fact.

Everyone clear on that word? Good! Our next vocabulary word is Powerhouse.

pow·er·house (pour-hous)n. 1) See power plant. 2) One that possesses great force or energy

And again the most important entry in this definition 3) Rage's bitch, used to pleasure Rage both orally and anally; also a tool who couldn't believe that DJ Cool could actually outwrestle him and still can't believe that Iceman thinks MacBeth has more talent in the ring than both Rage and Powerhouse combined.

(The camera turns and we see Typhoid Mary sitting in the only desk in the classroom. She's is furiously finishing scribbling down the definitions).

Jezebelle: Now Mary, we know that Rage and Powerhouse... aka The Big Unit leaves you with a grimy, dirty feeling. But how does your mouth feel?

(Mary smiles and a white sparkle shines from her teeth as a bell dings).

Jezebelle: Good! New Orbit gum from Wrigley's can even get rid of the bad taste left in your mouth by The Big Unit!

(Scene fades out).

ND: Bitch or not, Jezebelle is hot!!

DT: She has a nice body allright.

ND: Wow!! Wow!! Thornton, did those words actually came out of your mouth? Did you actually say something about a woman? Holy crap! I always thought that you were gay!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Just because I don't let myself go like you, doesn't mean that I am gay. No offense to the gay community ofcourse.

ND: So you got the hots for Jezebelle huh?

DT: What??!!??? I only said she has a nice body.

ND: Yeah, yeah go on and fool me.

DT: Down, you are unbelievable!!

(At that moment Born as Ghosts by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and on the Cazzotron the logo appears of The Cyanide Syndicate. Amazing Alex Addams and Stryc-9 appear on the top of the ramp and the two start walking down the aisle to ringside. They reach the ring and Addams climbs in the ring).

ND: Hey, where are his two little midgets?

DT: You aren't saying that right.

ND: What?

DT: You said "little midgets".

ND: Yeah, so?

DT: Thats not right. Thats the same if you would say a round circle, or green grass or blue sky.

ND: Hey, who made you the language expert!!

DT: Just common knowledge Down.

ND: Agh, shut up.

DT: Addams looking strong as he is still undefeated. He first earned himself a contract in that contract match and last week he beat Loki, Lance Avarage and Jay Masters in a four way match. It looks good for him.

ND: Tonight his opponent is Eleven.

(Enter Sandman by Metallica starts to play and Eleven comes running out. The 16 year old from Toronto runs to the ring and he slides in).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Before Eleven can even get to his feet, it is Addams who kicks him to the head. He keeps Eleven on the mat like that!! With a series of kicks he holds the high flyer on the ground!! Smart thinking by Amazing Alex Addams. If Eleven can't get to his feet, he can't do his highflying things. ....Addams now grabs Eleven by the head and he pulls him to his feet. He hands out a big right hand and Eleven staggers backwards and goes into the ropes. He comes off and Addams with a powerclothesline and Eleven flies to the mat!!

ND: Addams looks at Stryc-9 for a moment and then focusses back on his opponent. He lifts Eleven up by the hair and he kicks him into the midsection and follows that up with a chop to the chest. He throws Eleven into the ropes and when the kid comes off he does a belly to belly suplex!! And Addams goes for the cover already, ....1...................................2.....................but a kickout by Eleven. Addams gets up and he stomps Eleven into the ribs. He then grabs Eleven and irish whips him, but Eleven reverses the irish whip and sends Addams into the corner. Addams goes in backfirst and Eleven follows in hot pursuit.

DT: Eleven comes charging in and he splashes on Addams and .....OOOOOOH Addams just catches Eleven out of the air and ....he bodyslams Eleven hard to the mat!!! Impressive move!! Eleven checks his back and Addams is going to the toprope. He's on top now and he dives off and ....HE MISSES THE FROGSPLASH!!!....ELEVEN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!...And Addams lands with his ribs on the mat!!! Eleven crawls over to the ropes. He takes his time and he then gets up again. He moves over to Addams and he grabs him by the head.

ND: Eleven picks Addams up and he does a standing spinning heelkick and the Amazing One goes down again!! Eleven into the ropes and he comes off and plants his elbow on Addams. The kid for the cover, but wowwww real fast kickout by Addams. Even Eleven was surprised by that kickout. Nevertheless Eleven goes back to work on Addams and after stomping him into the ribs, he picks him up. Eleven irish whips Addams into the ropes, Addams comes off and he ducks the forearm. Stops behind Eleven and ....SPINEBUSTER!!!...

DT: Addams turns Eleven around and he hooks in an anklelock!!! Eleven screams it out and the ref is asking if he wants to tap out. However he is in pain, the kid does not give up. He is trying to drag himself over to the ropes. And ....yeah after about 20 seconds he manages to grab the bottom rope and the referee makes Addams break the ankle lock. Eleven again uses the ropes to get to his feet, but right after he got up it is Addams who grabs him from behind and he delivers a belly to back suplex!!! Addams goes to cover his opponent, ...1...................................................2.....................but a kickout.

ND: Addams quickly grabs Eleven by the hair and he throws him into the ropes. Eleven however jumps on the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and ...MISSILE DROPKICK.....Great stuff there!!!......He lands on Addams and goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. Eleven picks Addams up and irish whips him, but Addams reverses the irish whip. Eleven comes off the ropes and Addams catches him and does an airplane spin and drops Eleven hard on the mat!!! Oooooh that must have hurt big time!!! Addams slowly walks over to Eleven and he then pulls him to his feet. He punches him into the face 3 times and kicks him into the stomache.

DT: Addams throws Eleven into the ropes, he comes off and .....FLYING FOREARM by Eleven!!!! He takes Addams to the mat!!!..The youngster quickly runs to the nearest corner and he climbs to the top. He gives the signal for The Ragna Rock, his spear off the toprope!!! He is waiting till Addams gets back to his feet again now. The referee is checking on Addams aswell. But then ooooooh......while the referee wasn't looking Stryc-9 ran towards the corner and he starts to shake the ropes!!! And Eleven is starting to lose his balance there!!! But he is able to hang and not fall of the toprope!! But in the meantime Addams got back up again and he climbs the toprope now!!

ND: He kicks Eleven into the midsection and ....SUPERPLEX!!!......He superplexes Eleven to the mat!!! Wow!!! Addams picks Eleven up now and ...THE AMAZING SLAM!!.......He goes for the cover and. ......1...................................................................2.......................................................3..........He gets the win!! Amazing Alex Addams wins once again and he still stays undefeated!!

DT: And I guess it's a good start for The Cyanide Syndicate.

ND: You can say that again.

ND: He has reason to smile, he has accomplished a thing or two the last few weeks.

(Skullderz starts to round the corner, just when a loud voice next to the corner wall shouts).

Voice: BATTER UP, B*TCH!!!

(A second after that, a cricket bat flies from around the corner, and CRACKS Skullderz flush in the face. The man falls to the ground in a heap, bleeding from his face).

DT: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

(From around the corner, Thorn walks into the scene. He gets half pops, and half boos, as he steps over Skullderz knocked out form).

Thorn: Cricket Bats are better, Junior...

(Thorn begisn to walk away from Skullderz, cricket bat slung over his shoulder).

Thorn: Next time, stay the F*CK out of my business, sh*tbrick!!

(The scene zooms in on Skullderz's mask and then the scene fades out). (Commercials).

Clarissa: So what is it that you want me to do sir?

(Cazzo turns around and faces Clarissa).

Prez Cazzo: Nothing, absolutely nothing. Just sit there and look cute. I know that's pretty hard for you, but just try. And just listen to me.

Clarissa: Should I take notes? Do you want me to make a memo of it? Should I ...

Prez Cazzo: Why?

Clarissa: Because that's what a secretary does.

Prez Cazzo: And again...Clarissa knows it all!!! Will you just shut up and sit there and listen to me.

Clarissa: I will, sorry sir.

Prez Cazzo: That's better.

(Cazzo scrapes his throat, looks out of the window again and starts to talk).

Prez Cazzo: The Executive looks pretty good, pretty powerful and a big threat to everyone. But it is not enough. Dammit it's not enough! We need one extra individual to join The Executive. We need one more man to become the most dominating stable there has ever been.

Clarissa: You need to show you manlyhood by bragging huh? (she whispers).

Prez Cazzo: Did you say something Clarissa?

Clarissa: No, sir, just sitting here looking cute.

Prez Cazzo: Hard ain't it?

(Clarissa looks down to the floor after that rude remark).

Prez Cazzo: Now where was I, before you interrupted me with some useless comment. Ooh yes, The Executive. We have The Executive Champion MacBeth, we have The Extreme Champion Strait Hate and we have The Prime Time Champion Thorn. There's only one thing missing here. We need The EWCL Champion!!!

Clarissa: You want Nick Dangerous in the Executive???

(Cazzo starts to laugh after that remark).

Prez Cazzo: Haahahaaaa.....Nick Dangerous ....hahahahaaaa. ..Ofcourse I DON'T want Nick Dangerous. Sure he's the EWCL champion right now, but where's the future with him? He's still in the hospital after what Thorn did to him. I don't really see it happening that he returns, do you? And don't answer that, that was a retorical question. No, no, no I don't want Nick Dangerous, I also don't want his Soda Boy Coby Belton. Who I want is.....

DRAKE LAPS.....

(The crowd erupts after hearing that name).

Clarissa: Drake Laps? But what makes you think he is gonna join you?

Prez Cazzo: I know he refused my offer before, hell he even used an extinguisher on me after my offer. But that's all in the past right now. I look ahead, I'm an Icon...mwhaahahaaaaaa......An ICON....Who the hell comes up with a word like that?!?!?!?!?!!!.....But seriously, I want Drake Laps. The kid got it in himself to become the best EWCL Champion the EWCL has ever seen. They don't call him The Highflying Miracle for nothing. He has beaten Chris Christ, he has beaten Blade. What more do you want.

Clarissa: But my question stands. Why do you think that he is gonna join The Executive?

Prez Cazzo: Why?....Because it is an honour to be part of The Executive. ...Chris Christ knew that, Marcus Babylon knew that, Blade knew that and even Alexander Glory knew that. And MacBeth, Strait Hate and Thorn know it is an honour. Drake Laps has to know it too.

Clarissa: And if he doesn't?

Prez Cazzo: Oh he will, trust me he will. Noone refuses my offer twice. Noone, not even The Highflying Miracle.

(Scene fades out).

DT: Back again people. After hearing that exciting news that Cazzo wants Drake Laps in his Executive. Now thats news!!

ND: Sure is. This evening could be the turning point in Drake Laps his wrestling career.

DT: But first up now we have our next match. Loki taking on Coby Belton.

ND: The Soda Boy looks more confident than ever. After beating Aaron Gold last week he things he can take on the entire world. Not sure if thats true, but he does feel more confident about himself.

DT: Thats good for him and also good for the EWCL. But what about his opponent Loki. Next to Alex Addams, Loki is the only one left from those ten people in those two contract matches. Six were eliminated in those matches itself and last week Kula signed for the TWF again. And as for Lance Avarage, well we haven't heard of him in a few weeks.

ND: Addams has been doing great, but things for Loki haven't been that good coz he lost last week in that fourway match. Tonight he can prove himself once again. (The lights dim as the opening chords to "Calm like a bomb" by Rage Against the Machine start playing through the arena. As the lead guitar comes crashing in a huge purple and green explosion lights up the entrance way and emerging from the smoke is Loki. Loki is standing dressed in black wrestling tights with purple and green flashes running down the legs wearing a sleeveless Black Loki T-shirt. Loki walks down to the ring barely noticing the crowd before sliding into the ring and pulling his t-shirt off and throwing it into the crowd).

(Chop suey by System of a Dow starts to blare over the PA system and Coby Belton comes out from behind the curtains. Belton wears a SODA BOY t-shirt and on his way to the ring he hands out his own Soda Cans to the people in the audience. Belton reaches ringside and he slides in).

DT: Belton walks over to Loki and hands over a Belton Soda Can to him. Loki accepts and takes the can, but oooooh at the same time Belton comes in with a big right hand that sends Loki to the mat!!! Belton picks Loki up from the mat and he hands out a few punches, followed by an European Uppercut. He then throws Loki into the ropes. Loki comes off and Belton with a headscissors takedown!! The Soda Boy hops up to his feet and he jumps on the second rope and does a moonsault and lands on Loki!!

ND: Belton hooks the leg for the cover, but Loki kicks out after two. Belton picks his opponent up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Loki goes into the ropes, but hangs on to them and Belton sees it and comes charging in right after. OOOOOOOHHHH, but Loki saw him coming and he backdrops Belton over the toprope to the outside!!! Loki then bounces himself into the opposite ropes, comes off and .....SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDS ON BELTON!!!!.....That brings back the good old days of Joe Johnson. Loki landed on Belton and he slowly is getting back up again now. Loki picks Belton up and he smashes his head into the apron.

DT: Loki grabs Belton by the arm and he irish whips him straight into the steel ringsteps and Belton flies in shoulderfirst!!! Loki goes over to him and turns Belton around and now he irish whips him shoulderfirst into the opposite steel ringpost!! Man, he's really going for that shoulder there. Loki drags Belton over to the middle of the apron and rolls him back into the ring again. Loki climbs on the apron and .....HE JUMPS UP USES THE TOPROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND DIVES ON TOP OFF BELTON!!!!.....Great move!!! ....And he's going for the cover right away, ....1..............................................................2...............but a kickout.

ND: Loki picks Belton up from the mat and he irish whips him into the ropes. Belton comes off and Loki wants to backdrop him, but Belton with the counter and he grabs Loki by the head and he bashes his head into the mat!!! Belton follows that up with grabbing Loki and executing a reverse suplex!! Belton goes into the ropes and he comes off for a kneedrop. He then picks Loki up and throws a big right hand. He goes for another one, but this time Loki blocks it and reacts with a swinging neckbreaker!! Belton really didn't see that one coming!!

DT: Loki picks Belton up, but oooooh lowblow by the Soda Boy!! Loki to his knees and Belton picks him up and does a german suplex!!! He holds on to Loki and he executes another german suplex!! Coby then for the cover, ...1.................................................2..................but a kickout by Loki. Belton and Loki both up and Belton drags Loki over to the corner and throws him in backfirst. He then climbs on the bottom rope and starts to plant his fist into Loki's forehead. 1...2....3...4....5....6....7.....8....9....10...... Belton then shouts it out and wants to go for some more shots to the head, but then all of a sudden Loki lifts Belton up and executes a inverted atomic drop!!!

ND: Belton stumbles backwards and Loki comes in and ....CLOTHESLINES.......Belton to the mat!!! Loki quickly grabs Belton and follows that up with a fisherman DDT!!! Belton goes out like a candle and Loki for the cover attempt, ...1................................................2.................but Belton puts his foot on the bottom rope and the referee sees it and breaks the count. Loki pulls Belton to his feet and he chops him to the chest several times. He sends Belton into the ropes, and when he comes off he does a tilt-o-wirl headscissors!!! Nice!!

DT: Loki hears the crowd chant his name and he smiles and picks up Belton. He lifts him up and wants to set him up for a powerbomb!! But Belton blocks it!! Loki tries again, but for a second time Belton is able to block it and he counters by backdropping Loki to the mat. Belton grabs Loki and ....RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!!....Belton into the ropes and he comes off with an elbow drop!! He goes for the pin, but doesn't get more than a two count. Belton then slides to the outside and he grabs one of his Soda cans. He gets back in the ring and he goes over to Loki and he wants to slam the can into Loki's head!!

ND: But just at that moment the referee comes in between and he stops Belton before he can do any damage. The referee grabs the can out of Beltons hands and he throws it to the outside. Loki takes advantage of the situation and he comes up from behind and ...SMALL PACKAGE......The referee for the count, ....1...................................................2...................................but Belton kicks out of it!! Loki to the toprope and he gets on and .....BODY SPLASH FROM THE TOPROPE!!!! And Loki hits Belton with that highflying move!!! Loki hooks the leg once again and for the cover, .....1........................................................2...................................but again Belton manages to kick out of it.

DT: Loki then grabs Belton by the head, hands out a few punches and he then sends Belton into the ropes. When Belton comes off Loki goes for a superkick. But Belton ducks the leg and takes Loki to the mat with a flying shouldertackle!! Belton drags Loki over to a corner, picks him up and ......THE DECAPITATOR.........Belton for the cover and. ....1............................................2.....................................3....................The three count!! Coby Belton has won once again!! For the second week in a row he wins!!! Things have definately turned for this guy. Who's next, who's next on his list?

Prez Cazzo: Oh, its you.

Chris Outcast: Who did you expect? F&*king Jay Masters??

Prez Cazzo: Actually I was looking for Drake. Have you seen him?

Chris Outcast: Nope, haven't seen him all day.

Prez Cazzo: Oh.

Chris Outcast: Why?

Prez Cazzo: Just have a little proposal for him.

(Cazzo then turns around and leaves the lockerroom. While he leaves we hear Chris Outcast shout "Never heard of closing a door??!?!?!?").

(Cazzo acts like he didn't hear that comment and he turns around the corner and there he sees the new Prime Time Champion and part of the Executive Thorn. Thorn is standing next to a vending machine, staring at the stuff in it).

Prez Cazzo: Hey champ!!

(Thorn turns around and notices the president).

Thorn: Hey boss.

Prez Cazzo: So whats up? Getting ready for your match with G-Flem? To give him a nice farewell from the EWCL?

Thorn: Yes I will don't worry. Just was having a last nutricious snack before my match.

Prez Cazzo: Well anyway if there's anything that I can do just say the word. You are now part of The Executive you know!!! Thorn: Hmmm actually, I appear to have not enough change for this vending machine.

Prez Cazzo: Oh I see. (he chuckles).

(Cazzo then takes his wallet and gives Thorn some change).

Prez Cazzo: Hows that?

Thorn: Excellent!! Thanks Boss!!

Prez Cazzo: You'r welcome. Just promise me you'll kick some G-Flem ass tonight!

Thorn: Oh I will.

(Cazzo then walks away and Thorn sorts out the change in the palm of his hand. He then starts to put the money in the machine when we see a finger tap him on his shoulder. Thorn turns and his eyes become wide and the sight of a chair coming down onto his skull makes his jaw drop. Thorn crashes to the floor and writhes in pain. The attacker then picks Thorn up again and throws him through the vending machine glass. The glass shatters and Thorn's body falls back to the floor battered. The attacker reaches into the machine and pulls out a Butterfinger. The camera then pans out as the man takes a bite. The attacker was Chris Christ. He munches on the chocolate and smiles at his handy work as he walks off).

ND: Did you just see that Thornton?

DT: That was brutal. But what was it for?

ND: Revenge, revenge is a dish best served buttered!! Haha!

DT: Good lord.

(Commercials).

ND: So whats next?

DT: I think next up is ....

('Cocky' rumbles suddenly through the auditorium and the fans come alive, leaping to their feet for a man who gave them one of the greatest matches of 2002. Marcus Babylon walks slowly out through the curtain, accompanied as always by his agent, the black-clad Justine).

DT: It's Marcus Babylon! He's here!

ND: I guess that means he can walk, huh?

DT: Yes, Neil, I guess it does.

ND: Yeah, anyway… wow, isn't Justine looking fine tonight. It's great to see Justine… er, I mean… Marcus Babylon… back… that's for sure.

(Clad in blue jeans, a black T-Shirt and black jacket, Babylon seems in relatively good shape for a man doctors were unsure would ever walk again. He walks slowly, carefully, but under his own power. Justine walks at his side, one hand poised to reach out and grab him should he fall, yet he ignores the gesture, too proud to countenance her care for fear of appearing weak. The fan response is surprisingly positive for a man who was, just some weeks ago, one of the most hated heels in the EWCL… and thus, one of the most successful. As is often the case, the provision of a great match and a dangerous fall, all for the sake of the fans, has earned their respect as little else could. Aiding the response is, also, the callous actions of President Van Zandt after the initial accident, and the weeks following on Insurgence).

(Babylon walks the stairs and into the ring. Justine takes a microphone from ringside and enters after him. Kid Rock's anthem cuts off, and Babylon stares out at the cheering faces. He takes the microphone and switches it on).

'What's up Penn State?' The fans cheer, and Babylon smirks slightly. 'Listen, in an uncharacteristically modest move, I'm not going to take up too much of your time out here this evening. I've really just come out here to say a few words to you all about my accident, my status, and the man who ended my career.'

'First of all, it seems as though I am able to walk, contrary to what all of the Smarks on the Internet have been posting for the last few weeks. I think that should be a lesson to you all not to trust your resident pals, 'cos they're probably too busy installing catheters to get into my private room. Anyway, the long and short of it is, I've mangled a few discs, I'm leaking some kind of disc fluid, and I'll be undergoing surgery for possibly the greater part of this year to see if they can patch it all up.'

An uncomfortable silence of sorts emanates from the crowd at this news, and Babylon shrugs.

'That said, I've come out today…'

'…to announce my retirement.'

(The fans boo loudly, sorry to see a great competitor leave the sport at the beginning of what could have been a brilliant career).

ND: You don't think… you don't think Justine will go with him, do you?!

DT: Shut up Neil! This is a tragedy. That kid could have gone far… he could have been one of the best, if not for this accident. The fact of it is, this may be the last time we ever see this brave young man out here. But folks, those are the risks you take when you step into a Hell in a Cell. Often people don't walk out….

ND: You're living proof!

DT: That's true Neil. Rick O'Connor ended my career in the very same match almost a year ago on Venom. I can attest to the lasting effects of a Hell in a Cell.

Babylon continues. 'There's no way I can continue to wrestle with my back like this. Maybe, one day… but as it stands, I guess this is my goodbye. I want to thank you all for the memories… I know I've been a pain in the ass, but I hope that I've at least entertained you and made this place a little more exciting and fun in my time here. You guys have been great.'

The fans cheer as Babylon carries on. 'Now, G-Flem….' There is a loud pop, although somewhat mixed in the circumstances. 'I wanted to say a few words to you, but they tell me you're not here yet. Well, my time's kinda limited at the moment, so I guess you'll get the message….'

'No… hard… feelings.'

'You fought a terrific match, and the fact that I messed up a fall… well, that's my fault, not yours. I went into that Cell knowing the risks, and I guess I drew the short straw. So, congratulations on taking my PrimeTime Title. You fought solidly for well over two months to snatch that Baby away from me, and you deserved it. And, believe it or not, I'm sorry to hear you lost it last week at Survivor. I know what you're going through. And I also hear that you're leaving the Game. I hope that's not true man, and I sure hope it hasn't got anything to do with me. But, if your hearts not in it, or at the very least my Uncle's killed all the fun in this place for you, then happy trails Bro. Hey, maybe you and I can catch up some time on the unemployment line.'

DT: That takes a lot of guts to come out here and say all of that. I think this kid has finally grown up.

ND: I'm growin' up just sitting here watching Just….

'Okay,' Babylon walks towards the ropes with Justine, 'That's pretty much all I wanted to say. I hope you all enjoy your….'

('Damnef if I do by Life of Agony' stirs the crowd into vicious jeering as the President walks onto stage, shaking his head and dabbing at a number of fake tears).

DT: No, not now! Don't come out here and ruin this young man's farewell!

ND: He's the Boss… he can do anything he wants!

DT: I can't wait to see 'the Boss' get what he deserves from Rick O'Connor at Havoc II, I really can't…. This is just going too far….

Eric sighs. 'Oh… oh man, Marc… that was really… really touching. It got me right… here.' Van Zandt taps at his heart as Babylon glowers up the ramp at his uncle. The President drops the false sympathy act and growls into his microphone, 'Just who in the Hell do you think you are?! I mean, didn't you get the memo? You don't work here anymore! You haven't worked here since you did your back and became useless to this company!'

DT: Oh, come on now! What about the matches this kid has given us? What about loyalty to your employees?!

ND: Yeah, you've been away a long time, haven't you? Loyalty was never really Cazzo's strong point.

Babylon talks over the loud jeering for his uncle, 'It's cool… it's cool…. I was just leaving, uncle. But thanks for your support.'

'Support? Support? You want to talk to me about support? Do you know who it was who gave you this job? Do you know who it was who gave you that PrimeTime Title you were so proud of? That shot at the Tag Titles? Do you know who it was who gave you your shot in this business? And how did you repay me? By stealing my girlfriend?!'

Justine snatches the microphone away from Marc, 'Eric… I know that we hurt you, but we never meant….'

'HURT ME? You didn't hurt me Justine! Do you really think you're that special? You're a walking pair of mammaries! You're T&A… eye candy! You're filler!'

ND: WOOHOO!

DT: Down!

'Let me tell you something sweetheart… you're no different than any one of a dozen girls I've had on the side since I met you. You're just like the rest… like all women… a slut.'

It is Babylon's turn to snatch the microphone, 'You'd better watch your mouth Eric, or I'll smack that smirk….'

'Ooh… or you'll what? You'll get your crippled ass kicked by a dirty old man, is that what you were going to say Marc?' The fans break into a chant of 'Asshole… Asshole… Asshole.'

Van Zandt smirks out at the crowd, 'Like I care. No, I'll finish, and you'll shut your dainty little mouth kid, or I'll have my security guards come down to that ring and finish what that lump Gargantuflem didn't have the balls to finish. No, you didn't hurt me Justine… you embarrassed me… disgraced me. You filthy little trollop! Did you think I wouldn't find out? DID YOU?! Well, you know what they say… 'Hell hath no fury….

A woman's voice chimes in through the speakers, '…Like a woman scorned….'

A cover of ABBA's 'Money, Money, Money' blasts through the speakers as the curtains are drawn apart. The President steps aside and raises an arm, ushering out Babylon's ex-girlfriend Monique. Clad in an impossibly tight red dress and stiletto heels, the blonde bombshell looks like a million dollars. Her long tresses fall luxuriantly about her slender shoulders, and she shakes them out as she quirks her full red lips.

ND: Thank you God, thank you God, thank you God….

DT: Get a grip you pervert.

Monique gives the pair in the ring a disappointed look. 'What's wrong Marc… did you just forget about me?' Eric nods, shrugging and raising his hands in perplexion. 'You did just forget about me, didn't you Marc. While I was out….'

'…Spending my money!' Babylon retorts bitterly. The crowd pops for the stereotypical reference to all women.

Monique concedes the point, 'Be that as it may… while I was out, spending your money, you were banging that troll in our bed, weren't you Marc? You were busy filling that whore full of fluids just like all of those men in those videos she is sooo proud of.' The crowd cheers at the reference to Justine's porn career. Justine lowers her eyes shamefully.

Babylon growls, 'The only whore here is you Monique! You're the one who took my money for sexual favours….'

Monique pouts. 'Why Marc… I didn't hear you complaining while you had my lips wrapped around your….'

DT: Gee I hope they censor this when it goes to air.

ND: We're live you dope… now shut up and let the ladies speak! This is the best episode of Insurgence EVER!

Monique grins slyly, 'Anyway, I figured… since she's such a famous face in the porn industry and all… that Justine wouldn't mind if I did a little filming of my own. I mean, I know I don't match up to the calibre of director she's used to working with, but I think I did an okay job. What do you think?' Monique directs everyone's attention to the Cazzotron, where video footage of Marc and Justine embracing and sharing a passionate kiss comes alive. The fans cheer as suddenly Justine's top is torn away, leaving her breasts exposed and in full view of the camera, and hence, the audience.

ND: Oh man… I think I'm going to need some tissues….

DT: This is humiliating….

Babylon throws a leg over the second rope and roars into his microphone, 'SHUT IT OFF YOU BITCH! YOU'VE HAD YOUR REVENGE!' He winces suddenly as the jerking movement wrenches his back, and Justine turns away from the screen as she rushes over to help him.

Monique shrugs and the screen fades to black to the loud disappointment of the fans. 'Now, now Marc… don't go re-injuring yourself. You know, the slightest movement can be Hell with that back. Anyway, I just wanted you to know who it was that told your uncle about what you'd been doing behind his back.' She takes a step back to stand beside Cazzo and places a delicate hand over his muscled shoulder.

The President makes a gesture and Macbeth, Strait Hate and Thorn march out of the wings and head towards the ring. 'And now, Marc, I think that it's time you departed the EWCL… for good. You no longer have a job here… you no longer have a future in this industry… and by the time they see you through the arena doors, you'll no longer have an ounce of pride left my boy. You see, what you've always failed to understand is… I am the one in charge here. O'Connor never understood, Exile never understood, Corvik never understood, Johnson never understood… and where are they now? Finished, that's where. Gone. Just… like… you.'

The Executive storms the ring and takes both Babylon and Justine into custody. Climbing out of the ring, they drag the two up the ramp to stand before the President as the fans threaten to boo the ceiling off the auditorium. Van Zandt motions for Macbeth to bring Babylon around next to him, and he does so, the Executive Champion's face lit up with a cruel glimmer. Holding him in a vice like grip from which Babylon, in his injured state, could never hope to escape, Macbeth squeezes the young man's ribs, forcing a cry of agony from his parched lips.

Cazzo slaps Babylon hard across the face. 'Now watch as I take your last scrap of dignity and wipe my ass with it.' He nods at Strait and Thorn, and they push Justine down to the floor on her knees before Babylon, Macbeth, the President and Monique. Babylon struggles against his captors, but they refuse to yield. Cazzo smirks.

Strait suddenly tears the agent's black singlet from her chest as Thorn draws a knife from his pocket. Babylon can be heard to scream 'You sick bastard!' through his uncle's microphone as Thorn slices the straps of Justine's bra, exposing her large breasts. The remnants of the bra fall about her lean waist, and the fans cheer suddenly for the sight of live flesh.

DT: Now wait just a second! I don't believe this!

Van Zandt shivers with pleasure. 'Do you hear that Marc?! Do you?! A minute ago these fans were booing me, and cheering you… and in your weakest, most exposed… most shameful moment… when you are so little of a man that you can only stand by while your girlfriend is abused… they… cheer… me. And all for what, Marc?'

'All for a mere glimpse… of this… slut's… heaving… breasts.'

The fans boo now, but the damage is done. Babylon stares out at the crowd, then back to Justine, fighting for his life to get free. Macbeth merely tightens his grip.

Justine struggles like a snared banshee against her captors, her beautiful face burning bright red at this public humiliation and exposure. Van Zandt walks forward, ignoring his nephew's curses and pained cries. 'Now, now my precious little flower… why do you struggle? It isn't anything most of us haven't seen before, is it? I mean, this is what you got paid for, isn't it? This is what you're good at, right? This is what you sell each and every time you step foot in front of a camera… be it wrestling, or porn. After all, that's all you're really good for, isn't it? Well, I say… a slut's fate for a slut.'

Van Zandt nods at Monique, who walks around to stand before Marc. Clenching his face in her hand, she gives him a long and passionate kiss, to which he struggles more and more fleetingly as his back gives in against Macbeth's iron grip. She backs away, then slaps him with all her might, laughing in his face as she takes something from Thorn.…

A leather cat-o-nine-tails.

ND: This… this isn't right.

Turning on her heel, Monique spins the whip through the air and lashes Justine across the chest. Strait allows the beauty to fall forwards and Monique walks around so as to have a better view of the agent's back. Babylon roars in rage as the whip comes down time and time again on Justine's bare back, each stinging blow eliciting a scream of tortured pain. Long red welts turn into vicious red gashes across her delicate flesh. Monique cackles as the whip falls, harder and harder, faster and faster. Babylon can take no more, and he lunges forward, only to be yanked back so hard the pain forces him to lose consciousness.

Finally, after almost a minute, Van Zandt waves a hand at Thorn and Strait Hate, and they heave the bloodied-beauty back to her knees. Van Zandt bends down and takes Justine's contorted face in his hand. 'Goodbye Justine.'

'And thanks for the memories….'

He takes a Polaroid camera from his jacket pocket and snaps a photo.

The Executive drags her and Babylon away through the curtains as the President smiles a sad, deranged smile. He takes the photo from the Polaroid and stares down at it. He nods in sick, sadistic pleasure. Monique wipes at the smatters of blood on her arms, then finally shrugs and places her hand back on Cazzo's shoulder. Together, they exit through the curtain to a hail of tumultuous jeers and hurled refuse.

(Commercials).

(We come back from the commercial to a shot of Neil and Dean at the announcer's desk. Both wear disturbed, pained expressions, and sit shifting uncomfortably as though unsure of what to say).

DT: Well folks, I think that was the sickest, most disgusting thing I've ever seen on this show. What makes it all the more horrifying was that the cameras could have been shut off, but they were kept rolling. I apologise on behalf of the entire EWCL cast and crew for that gross display by our President, his new hussy Monique, and the Executive. I… I just don't know what else to say.

ND: You know, to be serious… and that's all I can be after that… attack… I've been here a lot longer than you Dean, and I think that after everything that's happened… after the loss of his girlfriend, the company, finally getting it back only to lose his top stars to other promotions or semi-retirement, Rick O'Connor's return and his match at Havoc II… I really think Eric has lost the plot. I think he's just snapped. I'm not sure he has any semblance of what is right or wrong anymore. And it's crazy, 'cos I spoke to him this morning and he seemed fine. Stressed, as usual, but fine… and now this. I really think he's just snapped, that's the only way I can think to explain what we just saw. Even I was sickened by that.

DT: And I think that says more than anything I could say. And hasn't the Executive shown its true colors here tonight? We've had some pretty dark days, and some sick characters… I know there were times when I thought it couldn't get any worse than the actions of Alexander Glory, Sean Corvik, or Fazzer. What we saw tonight however blew all of that out of the water. This is a new EWCL we're seeing, darker and more sinister than ever before. I wish I could say this is as low as we could sink, but with Eric Van Zandt in the state he's in… I just don't know if that's true.

ND: Nonetheless, we have a show to continue with, so I guess that's what we'd better do. I just hope we have a show to present next week, and that we're not torn off television for this. Not that I'm not questioning right now whether this new regime is one I want to be working for at all.

DT: But it's like they always say, the show must go on. And now it is time for Jay Masters and Chris Outcast.

ND: And the first ever EWCL Marathon Match.

DT: To be more specific a Marathon Match doesn't take 2 hours or neither does the loser have to run a marathon. Then how do you win a marathon match? Well if you run 3 laps around the ring without being stopped by your opponent, you win. Simple as that.

ND: Thats a marathon I would like to run.

DT: Now Masters is really eager to battle it out with Outcast, seeing that Outcast did everything he can to do humiliate Masters.

ND: You have to admit that banner competition was hilarious.

DT: I did see the humour of it, but I doubt Masters did.

(Hero by Chad Kroeger starts to play and "Everyone's hero" Jay Masters comes walking out from behind the curtains. The crowd goes in a frenzy and goes nuts when they see Masters. Masters raises his hands in the air and the crowd starts to chant "Hero....Hero....Hero". On his way to the ring he sees that a girl has a sign that says "You can be my Hero, baby". Masters smiles at her and he continues his way to the ring. He enters it and climbs on the second rope and the crowd goes nuts).

(Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes out. The Legion member makes his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and he slides in and stares at Jay Masters).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Masters and Outcast circle eachother for a couple of second, until they lock up. It is Outcast with a knee to the stomache. He follows that up with throwing Masters into the nearest corner. Outcast goes in and starts to chop Masters to the chest 5 times. Outcast then irish whips Masters into the opposite corner and Masters flies in backfirst!! Outcast charges in right after and ....He splashes on top off Masters!!!.....Outcast steps backwards and Masters falls face first to the mat!! The Legionairre turns Masters around and he places his boot to Masters his throat!!

ND: The referee makes the count and he makes Outcast stop after he counted till 5. Outcast lets go off the choke and he pulls Masters to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Masters comes off and ....he counters with a spinning heelkick!!! Outcast goes down and Masters comes off the ropes again and he does a summersault and lands on Outcast!! Masters picks Outcast up now and .....PILEDRIVER!!!....Outcast seems to be layed out and Masters rolls to the outside and he starts with his 3 laps. He passes the first ringpost, then the second....third.....fourth....thats one lap. He starts on the second one, but when he reaches the first ringpost it is Outcast who comes in from behind and he pushes Masters face first into it!!

DT: Chris stopped Masters stopped the count and he now drags Masters over to the guardrail and he places him backfirst into it. Outcast then takes a few steps back and he then comes charging in with a high knee and Masters flies over the guardrail into the crowd!! Outcast climbs on top off the guardrail and he jumps off for a double axe handle and hits Masters with it!!! The Legionnaire picks Masters up now and he throws him back to ringside again. Outcast climbs on top off the guardrail again and he does another double axe handle on his opponent!!

ND: Now it is Outcast his turn to try and do 3 laps around the ring. He starts and rather quickly he finishes the first one. He goes for the second one and he has almost finished it when Masters all of a sudden comes in and he grabs Outcast and ....SIDEWALK SLAM TO THE CONCRETE!!!!!.....He came out of the blue there!!! Masters uses the apron to get back up and he grabs Outcast by the head and ramms his head into the concrete 3 times. He then pulls him to his feet and rolls him back into the ring again. Masters gets in too and he picks Outcast up and throws him into the ropes. Outcast comes off and Masters goes for a kick.

DT: But Outcast grabs the leg!!! ....But Masters counters again with an ENZIGUIRI!!!!....Nice anticipated by Everyone's Hero!! Outcast is down and Masters into the ropes for a LIONSAULT....HE COMES OFF AND ......OUTCAST LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!!.....Masters lands right on those knees!! Ooh Goddd!!! Outcast gets back up and he grabs Masters by the head, hooks in a double arm DDT and ...executes it!! Outcast slides to the outside again, from under the ring he grabs a steelchair and he then goes back into the ring. He waits till Masters is back on his feet again and then .....BAMMMMMMM!!!!...He nails Masters in the head with that steelchair!!

ND: Masters falls down and Outcast drops the chair and rolls to the outside and starts to circle the ring again. .....He finishes one lap........a little bit later he finishes the second one......He starts on the third lap.......passes first ringpost.......passes the second ringpost.......passes the third ringpost......He's almost there now!!! ....But oooooohhh.....Masters got back to his feet again!!! And he grabbed the steelchair and climbed the topturnbuckle. He is on top and he sees that Outcast almost reaches the last ringpost, but Masters then leaps off and .....MASTERS DIVES OFF THE TOPROPE WITH THAT CHAIR IN HIS HANDS AND HE NAILS OUTCAST IN THE HEAD!!!

DT: And Outcast is out on the concrete right now!!! He thought he had it there, but no way, not even close. Masters picks Outcast up and he throws a couple of punches to his face. He then drags him over to the apron and rolls his opponent back into the ring. Masters then looks under the ring and he grabs a table. He slides it into the ring and he rolls back in and he sets the table up. Masters picks Outcast up and he lays him on top of the table. Masters then goes over to the corner and climbs it to the top.

ND: Everyone's Hero stands on the topturnbuckle, he leaps off and .....MASTERS SLAM ON OUTCAST THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!!....What a suicidal dive by Masters!!! ....Outcast is knocked out, and Masters rolls over to the side and out of the ring. Master then starts to circle the ring........he cirles the ring one time......he continues and he circles the ring for a second time....He only needs one more lap to go.....

DT: He passes one ringpost.....he passes the second .....he passes the third .......and......He passes the fourth one!!!....He did it!! Jay Masters has defeated Chris Outcast!! He made a stop to the humiliation by beating Outcast where it matters, in the ring!! What a victory for Masters!! And hear that crowd, hear them shout for Masters!! This guy sure is popular!!

(Commercials).

MacBeth: Powerhouse and Rage. The Big Unit. Two former IWF wrestlers who think they've seen the light in coming to the EWCL after they felt Powerhouse was screwed worse than his mom at an office Christmas party. Strait Hate and I are to face them tonight. Cazzo wants us to eliminate them. Drive them back out of the EWCL and to the IWF. You're not going to make it out of the EWCL with a win. You both have reached the end of the road. You only option... is to go back and suck off Lugo in the vain attempt to get your jobs in the IWF back.

(Jezebelle appears behind MacBeth).

Jezebelle: Here's some Orbit gum boys. Make your mouthes fresh.

(Jezebelle smiles and the white sparkle and bell dings appear).

(Fade to black).

DT: Hello folks, don't you start to hate those commercials? Man, there are so many of them. But hey it brings in money so it's probly good. Anyway, its time for our next match. And it's a special match. Thorn will defend his Prime Time Title against Gargantuflem in which will be G-Flems last match. He said in advance that he is gonna retire tonight, doesn't matter if he wins or loses, this is the end for G-Flem.

ND: Too bad for him though, he had a nice career in the EWCL.

DT: He sure did, he is a former tagteamchampion, a former Prime Time Champion and he was in what was one of the best feuds of the year. His feud with Marcus Babylon. But it looks like both men are retiring on the same night, pretty spooky huh.

ND: Sure is. But tonight G-Flem is gonna do his best to leave the EWCL with a good match.

DT: I'm sure he will and he got the people behind him.

(Want by Disturbed starts to play and Gargantuflem comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him on and G-Flem raises his hands and fireworks explodes. The Legion member makes his way to ringside and on his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. He finally reaches the ring and he gets in and gets ready for his last match in the EWCL).

(Thorn in your eye by Anthrax starts to play and Thorn comes out. The Prime Time Champion and Executive member starts to make his way down the aisle to ringside. He reaches the ring and gets in).

DT: Thorn already went through alot tonight. He first attacked Skullderz to vengeance what Skullderz did last week, but then after he got attacked by Chris Christ.

ND: THE MESSIAH!!

DT: But then after Thorn was out again when Cazzo humiliated Justine and Marcus Babylon.

ND: Thorn is Executive now, he got no time to worry about attacks or injuries. He gotta do what the prez wants now.

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has begun and G-Flem and Thorn start to circle eachother. Thorn then comes in with some right hands. He hits G-Flem with one, but the big guy blocks the second one. He counters with a hard right hand himself that almost sends Thorn off his feet. G-Flem then lifts Thorn up and he executes a backbreaker!! G-Flem pulls Thorn to his feet and chops him to the chest. He then lifts him up and executes a stalling suplex!! Oh God he held Thorn high up there for about 10 seconds!! Did you see that?!?

ND: G-Flem really looking in a good shape here. You wonder why he wants to retire. He picks up Thorn and he sends him into the ropes. He comes off and ...tilt-o-wirl driver!!! G-Flem for the first cover of the match, but the Prime Time Champion kicks out. G-Flem hands out some more punches and chops to the chest and he then sends Thorn into the ropes again. Thorn comes off and G-Flem wants to go for a big boot, but Thorn ducks it!! He goes into the opposite ropes, comes off and ... HURRICANRANA!!!...And he takes the big man to the mat!!

DT: Thorn then quickly up and he goes into the direction of the corner. He jumps on top and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!.....Wow!!!....Thorn then picks up G-Flem and he nails him to the side of the head with a right hand. He then lifts him up and executes a cross armbreaker!!! After getting back up Thorn hands out some more right hands and he then throws G-Flem into the corner. G-Flem goes in backfirst and Thorn comes running in after!! But oooooh G-Flem sidesteps and Thorn flies into the corner chestfirst!!!

ND: Thorn staggers backwards and G-Flem lifts him up and german suplexes him to the mat!!!....Good Goddd!!!....G-Flem picks Thorn up from the mat and he punches him to the face. He then lifts him up and ...SUPER GUTBUSTER!!!.....What a move by G-Flem!!! He first gorilla pressed Thorn, then dropped him and booted him in the stomache when before he hit the ground. G-Flem goes for the cover now, ....1.......................................................2.......................but a kickout by Thorn. The Legionairre picks Thorn up and, oooooh thumb to the eye by Thorn and G-Flem can't see for a moment there!!

DT: Thorn bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for a dropkick that sends G-Flem to the mat!!! Thorn to the toprope, gets on top and leaps off for ...THE HIGHLIGHT!!! Thats his frogsplash!!! He hit it right and he's going for the cover now, ...1.......................................................2.......................but oooooohhh G-Flem kicked out of that one. Can you believe it. Amazing. Thorn grabs G-Flem and he lifts him up and executes a knee breaker. He then throws his opponent into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs G-Flem and ....overhead belly to belly suplex!!!

ND: Thorn is definately showing some good stuff here. Its really some last match for G-Flem. He has to go all the way to bring this one home. Thorn now throws G-Flem into one of the four corners. G-Flem goes in backfirst and Thorn comes charging in, but ooooohhh G-FLEM WITH A BIG BOOT AND IT HITS THORN RIGHT INTO THE FACE!!!.....And Thorn goes down to the mat!!! G-Flem follows that up with a big legdrop on top off Thorn. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count.

DT: What are they doing here?

ND: Then we see that The Legion is coming out from the back. We see The Punisher, Chris Outcast and Aaron Gold. All three of them come walking to the ring and they stop at ringside and watch the match going on. G-Flem notices his Legion teammates and he winks at them for a moment. He then concentrates back on the match again. G-Flem grabs Thorn and irish whips him, but Thorn reverses the whip and sends G-Flem into the ropes himself. G-Flem comes off and .....POWERSLAM BY THORN!!!...Now that really shows how powerful Thorn is!!! Thats something to powerslam G-Flem like that!!! Thorn now with some kicks to the head.

DT: Thorn then grabs G-Flem, lifts him up and ....NUTBUSTER!!!.....And the champ is going for the cover, ....1.....................................2...........................but G-Flem kicks out!! Thorn then picks G-Flem up again and irish whips him, but G-Flem reverses the whip. Thorn goes into the ropes and when he comes off G-Flem grabs him and chokeslams him to the mat!!! Now G-Flem for the cover, ...1...........................................2...................................but this time it is Thorn who kicks out.

ND: G-Flem picks Thorn by the head and he runs towards the ropes and ....he throws Thorn over the toprope to the outside!! At least he thinks he did!!! Thorn was able to hold on to the ropes and he managed to stay on the apron!!! Thorn stands on the apron and he reaches out for G-Flem!!! G-Flem turns around and Thorn with a right hand, but G-Flem blocks it!! ...AND OOOOHHH....G-FLEM THEN JUMPS OVER THE ROPES FOR A SUNSET FLIP AND TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB!!!! HOLY SHITTT!!!...I didn't know that the big guy could do that!!! Did you just see that, that was awesome!!! .....Thorn is layed out on the outside and G-Flem is picking up the Prime Time Champion again.

DT: He throws Thorn back into the ring again and he climbs in aswell and sends Thorn into the ropes. Thorn comes off and G-Flem grabs him and ......GARGANTUAN DRIVER!!!!......Can you believe it!!! He just executed his finisher on Thorn!!!!.......Thorn is out and G-Flem for the cover now. Is he gonna win the Prime Time Title on his last night?? .....1...........................................2........................but then The Punisher, Gold and Outcast come into the ring and they break the count!!!.....WHAT IN THE WORLD???!?!? ......All three of them pick G-Flem up and start to hammer down on him!!!

ND: G-Flem falls down to the mat but the three continue to work on him. Punisher picks G-Flem up and holds his arms while Gold and Outcast and handing out right hands continously to G-Flem!!!....They are not stopping!! Not at all!!! But wait!!!...Thorn got up and he comes in from behind and he wants to take Outcast and Gold out, but they seen him coming and they double clothesline Thorn to the mat!!! Gold then lifts Thorn up and ....CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!!.....And Thorn is out cold now!!

DT: Punisher and Outcast now lift G-Flem on top off the topturnbuckle. Punisher gets on top aswell and he grabs G-Flem in the right hold and ...INSTANT DAMNATION!!!! Super brainbuster off the toprope!!! And G-Flem is totally knocked out!! I think he is unconscious after that attack!!! Punisher, Gold and Outcast are mocking G-Flem right now and kicking and stomping him some more.

ND: But then all of a sudden we see that Johnahtan Cable and Mystic from The New Evolution come running out from the back. The Legion sees them and they slide out of the ring and leave through the crowd as fast they can.

(Jay Blue takes the mic and announces the result of this match).

Jay Blue: The winner of this match as a result of outside interference......G-Flem. Still Prime Time Champion .......Thorn.

DT: What a way to go for G-Flem. I'm sure he is gonna remember his last match.

ND: But look at the bright side, he did win this match.

DT: Yeah, some comfort.

ND: I know.

DT: Farewell G-Flem.

(We then quickly go back to our commentators).

ND: It's a good thing the lockerroom aren't on the second floor, huh.

(slap-ouch).

(Commercials).

DT: It's tagmatch time. Tagteamchampions The New Evolution are gonna take on The Punisher and Aaron Gold of The Legion. The Legion is starting to make a name for them again. Last week they took out Cable and Mystic and really destroyed Cable's hopes to regain his Extreme Title. Next to that they just beat the crap out of him and Mystic. And just moments ago The Legion did something terrible. They couldn't just let G-Flem retire with dignity and honour. No, they had to ruin it for him. The Legion ruined G-Flems retirement match. Now is that what you call friends? I don't think so.

ND: Thats wrestling Thornton. It happens all the time. Nobody cares if you have a retirement match or not. Thats not the way it goes.

DT: I guess not then.

ND: Just before The New Evolution was a bit too late to stop The Legion in hurting G-Flem and Thorn. But they did manage to stop The Legion with the damage.

DT: Now they can bring it in the ring.

(Freedom Fighter by Creed starts to play and "THE LEGION" appears on the Cazzotron. The Punisher, Aaron Gold and Chris Outcast then come out from behind the curtains and make their way to ringside. The crowd boos them while they walking to the ring. They arrive ringside and Punisher and Gold slide in while Outcast stays on the outside).

(The arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stand Johnathan Cable and Mystic.The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of Cable and Mystic, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around them. Johnathan Cable and Mystic slide under the bottom rope and move to the center of the ring. The tagchampions take off their titlebelts and hand them over to the referee).

DT: Did you notice that the crowd is giving The New Evolution a really good reaction?

ND: Yeah, I noticed that. Well they deserve it.

DT: Yes they do.

Ding ding ding.

DT: It are Cable and The Punisher who are starting things off. The two start to circle eachother and they tie up after about 10 seconds. Cable waistlocks Punisher, but Punisher with an elbow and Cable has to let go off the waistlock. Punisher and Cable moved over to the middle of the ring and they are trading punches right now. None of the two is getting the upperhand right now. But then it is Cable who kicks Punisher into the gut and he follows that up with an armdrag takedown. Punisher goes down and Cable drags Punisher back up to his feet.

ND: Cable throws Punisher into the ropes and when he comes off he does a belly to belly suplex!! Cable picks The Legion Leader up again and this time he executes a shoulderbreaker. Cable drags Punisher over to his corner and he tags in Mystic. Mystic climbs into the ring and he and Cable throw Punisher into the ropes and when he comes off they double backdrop him to the mat!! Cable then goes back to his corner and Mystic works on Punisher. He picks him up and punches him in the face. He then throws him into the ropes, but Punisher reverses the whip and Mystic goes into the ropes himself.

DT: Mystic comes off and Punisher hits him with a big boot!!!!.....And the New Evolution star goes down to the mat. Punisher grabs him by the throat and pulls him to his feet like that and he then throws Mystic into the corner where Gold is standing. Mystic flies in backfirst and while Gold is holding Mystic, we see that The Punisher is handing out right and left punches to the midsection and face of Mystic. Mystic is struggling to get out of the corner, but he's trapped. Thats what he is. Punisher tags in Gold and Aaron comes in. He grabs Mystic by the arm and sends him into the ropes.

ND: Mystic comes off and Gold grabs him and ...GOLDRING!!!....Swinging neckbreaker!! ...Gold works on Mystic some more with kicks to the head. He then picks Mystic up and hands out an uppercut. Gold then throws Mystic into the ropes and when he comes off he flapjacks him!!! Mystic goes facefirst into the mat and Gold turns him around and goes for the cover, ...1.....................................................2........................but a kickout by Mystic. Gold picks him up and irish whips him, but this time Mystic reverses the irish whip. Gold goes into the ropes himself and when he comes off it is Mystic with an inverted tilt-o-wirl backbreaker!!

DT: Mystic waits till Gold is back on his feet again and he then does a dropkick to take him down again. Mystic for the cover, ...1..............................2..........but then The Punisher comes in to break the count!! The referee makes The Punisher go back to his corner and Mystic and Gold are taking it out on eachother again in the middle of the ring. Mystic for the irish whip, but now Gold reverses it and Mystic goes into the ropes. While he bounced into the ropes, Mystic tagged in Cable. Mystic comes off and Gold takes him to the mat with a clothesline.

ND: But right after Cable comes charging in and he clotheslines Gold to the mat!! That was a huge clothesline!!! The Punisher now also comes into the ring, but Cable also nails him with a big clothesline!!! Gold is up again and he charges in on Cable, but Cable kicks him into the midsection and executes a piledriver on him!!! The Punisher comes charging in on Cable again, and this time he manages to knock Cable down to the mat!! Punisher lifts Cable up and throws him into the ropes. Cable comes off and Punisher with a powerslam!!

DT: Punisher rolls Gold on top off Cable and goes back to his corner. The referee for the count now, ....1..................................................2...................but Cable kicks out of it. Gold then climbs back up and he grabs Cable and hands out a few chops to the chest. He then sets Cable up for his Career Ending Golddigger!! He lifts him up, but oooohhhh Cable blocks it and ....he backdrops Gold to the mat!!! Cable into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop on Gold. He then climbs on the second turnbuckle and when Gold is back on his feet again Cable dives off for a double axe handle smash!!! And Gold goes down to the mat again!!!

ND: Cable tags in Mystic again and Mystic comes in and he goes straight for Gold. He picks him up, but oooooh lowblow by Gold!!! Mystic down to one knee and waistlocks Mystic and executes a german suplex!! Gold then with a series of stomps to the head of Mystic. he then tags in The Punisher. Punisher comes in and he grabs Mystic and he slaps him in the face. Punisher then drags Mystic over to the corner and he lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle. Punisher gets on aswell and he signals for his Instant Damnation finisher!!!... But at that moment Cable comes running in and he bounces into the ropes and Punisher loses his balance and he falls off the ropes to the mat!!!

DT: Mystic then jumps off the toprope and drops an elbow drop on Punisher!! Mystic goes for the cover, ....1.........................................................2....................but Punisher kicks out of it in time!! Mystic grabs Punisher and he throws him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and ooooh my Goddd he counters with a flying shouldertackle that takes Mystic hard to the mat!!! Mystic however lands near his own corner and he can tag in Cable. Cable climbs in, but before he can do something Punisher also takes him out with a flying shouldertackle!!! Punisher lifts Cable up, throws him into the ropes and when Cable comes off he grabs him by the throat and .....CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!!!

ND: Punisher for the cover, ....1.........................................................2............................but a kickout by Cable. It is remarkable that he could kick out of that one there. Punisher to his corner now and he tags in Gold. Gold comes in and he picks Cable up and kicks him into the gut and follows that up with a DDT!!! Cable down and Gold for the cover, but he also only gets a two count. Gold then grabs Cable up again and he nails him with a few more shots to the head. He then irish whips him, but Cable manages to reverse the irish whip. Cable throws Gold into the ropes and when he comes off, he grabs him and ....FACE FIRST POWERBOMB!!!......Cable then gets up and runs to the corner of The Legion and ....HE KNOCKS PUNISHER TO THE HEAD AND PUNISHER FALLS OFF THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

DT: Cable tags in Mystic and then the former double champion grabs Gold and lifts him on top of his shoulders. In the meantime Mystic climbed to the topturnbuckle. Mystic is ready and he leaps off and .....GENESIS RISING!!!....THE FINISHER OFF THE NEW EVOLUTION!!!!......HOLY SHITT WHAT A MOVE!!!.....Gold is out and Mystic goes for the cover!!!......1.......................................................2................Punisher got back up and he comes charging in but Cable runs in on him and takes him to the mat with an axe handle.............................3.............And they do it again!! The New Evolution win again!!!

ND: Cable and Mystic raise their hands in the air, but then from behind it is Chris Outcast who got in the ring. Outcast turns Cable around and ...THE DIRTY SOUTH!!!...GIVES HIM HIS DIAMOND CUTTER FINISHER!!!.....Mystic comes charging in, but by that time Punisher got back in the game again and he grabs Mystic in time. He lifts Mystic up and ....THE GAVEL!!!!.....Both Mystic and Cable are knocked out now. This battle between The Legion and The New Evolution is far from over. I can tell you that.

DT: Punisher and Outcast now help Gold get back up again and all three Legion members leave ringside while the crowd boos them.

(Commercials).

DT: Its Main Event time right now. Oh yes.

ND: Gonna be huge.

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes out together with The Executive. We see Prez Cazzo, MacBeth, Strait Hate and Thorn, who is still looking hurt from his match earlier on. All 4 walk to the ring while the crowd boos them like hell).

DT: Why is he here again? Didn't he do enough for one night?

ND: Probly not, Thornton.

(Prez Cazzo, MacBeth, Strait Hate and Thorn have all climbed into the ring by now and Cazzo takes a mic and starts to talk).

Prez Cazzo: We, The Executive, are here to reach out a hand. We wanna be so extremely generous, ...uhm excuse me Strait...I mean we wanna be sohardcore generous and reach out The Executive's hand to Drake Laps!!

(The crowd cheers by heering Laps his name).

Prez Cazzo: Drake Laps. I ask you to come out right now and show yourself and accept our invitation into The Executive. Come on out and make us proud!!

(Then the lights go out and Face down by Monster Magnet starts to play. Moments later we see that The Big Unit, Powerhouse and Rage come out and they appear on the top of the ramp).

Prez Cazzo: Oh noo. I ask for Drake Laps and who do I get? Ernie & Bert. Thank you Jezus. What is it that you want?

Powerhouse: What we want? What we want? What we want is not the question. What we are gonna get, thats the question!!

(The crowd cheers).

Travis Cage 'Rage': And we're gonna get it before this night is over!!!

Prez Cazzo: A little patience now guys. As far as I know you are scheduled a little later tonight. So the two of you better walk out because you are ruining some precious air time right now.

Powerhouse: Why you little piece of shit!!!

(Prez Cazzo turns to MacBeth and Strait Hate).

Prez Cazzo: Who are these guys?

(MacBeth stands there without moving while Strait lifts his shoulders up like he doesn't know).

Prez Cazzo: Sure whatever you say Big or Unit or however I have to name you. What I really want right now is to see Drake Laps. ....I am gonna count till three and then I want to see you Laps. Coz otherwise it could really turn into something bad for you boy.

1.....

2.....

3.....

(At that moment the Cazzotron comes on and we see Drake Laps walking next to Exile and Joe Johnson on IWF's Lightning).

ND: WHAT THE HELL???

DT: He jumped ship!! Drake Laps has left and went to the IWF!!!

(Prez Cazzo has a look of shock on his face. He cannot believe what he is seeing right now. He sees Laps together with Exile and Joe Johnson on IWF's show Lightning that is also taking place at this moment. The Cazzotron then zooms in on IWF's President Iceman. Iceman has a smile on his face after seeing Cazzo's reaction).

Cazzo: ICEMAN!!!!

Iceman: Joe Johnson!

Cazzo: ICEMAN!!!!

Iceman: Exile!

Cazzo: BLOODY ICEMAN!!!

Iceman: Drake Laps!

Cazzo: WHAT IN SATAN'S NAME ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE ICEMAN??? ARE YOU TRYING TO F*#K ME FROM TWO SIDES??? FROM ONE END BY STEALING MY WRESTLERS AND FROM THE OTHER END BY TRYING TO RUIN THE EWCL FROM THE INSIDE BY SENDING POWERHOUSE AND RAGE OVER HERE!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO? COZ IT LOOKS MIGHTY MUCH LIKE IT.

Iceman: What am I trying to do? I'm building an empire Cazzo. The men that stand out here in this ring on IWF Lightning....LIVE IN SACREMENTO, CALIFORNIA!

*We hear the IWF Crowd Cheer.*

Iceman: These men are here because they chose to be here. I welcomed them with open arms.

Cazzo: BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME ICEMAN. ALL YOU ARE TRYING TO DO IS BOOST THE IWF UP. AND YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY TO BOOST IT UP, IS BY GETTING EWCL WRESTLERS. YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE THE TOP AND THAT YOU COULDN'T DO IT WITH YOUR OWN IWF WRESTLERS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BRADY BUNCH YOU GOT OVER THERE. GOOD LUCK WITH JOE "CAZZO SCREWED ME" JOHNSON, CHRIS "THE NOT SO OBJECTIVE COMMISSIONER" LEMKE AND WITH DRAKE "ONE DAY I FLY AWAY FROM THE EWCL" LAPS!!! YOU CAN F#$KING HAVE THEM. I DON'T NEED THEM, THE EWCL CAN MISS THEM LIKE SHIT!!! THE EWCL ONLY GETS BETTER AND BETTER. WE GET RID OF THE TRASH AND YOU MY FRIEND CAN HAVE THE LEFTOVERS. OH AND ICEMAN.....IWF SUCKS!!

Iceman: IWF sucks? Coming from you Cazzo.....I'm not going to take too much offense to that. Look at your EWCL Cazzo! People like Loki.....Nick Dangerous who were signed by the IWF at times before beginning their EWCL Careers. And now you pick up the TWO HAS-BEENS.....Powerhouse and Rage......and you expect them to bring you anywhere? Powerhouse and Rage were big-time players at a time.....I will admit that. But it took them only a year into their IWF Careers to show HOW WORTHLESS THEY HAVE BECOME. The ICON WRESTLING FEDERATION AND YES....EVEN THE EXTREMELY CRAPPY WRESTLING LEAGUE HAVE NO USE FOR THEM ANYMORE. I THINK IT IS FOR YOU CAZZO....AND THE REST OF THE WORLD TO REALIZE CAZZO......THAT IT IS YOU...THE EWCL THAT IS THE DUMPING GROUNDS FOR THE IWF'S SH*T!

Cazzo: YOU THINK THAT THE IWF IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE EWCL? YOU REALLY THINK THAT, DON'T YOU? WELL, YOU BETTER PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, ICEMAN!!! HOW ABOUT SEPTEMBER 1ST? HUH, ARE YOU FREE THEN? GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO? COZ WHY NOT HAVE A PPV.....IWF VERSUS EWCL, LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW???

(The crowd erupts after hearing Cazzo say that).

Iceman: September 1st huh? Fine. You picked the time....but now I pick the place. IWF SLASH EWCL "WHEN WORLD'S COLLIDE" WILL AIR LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW FROM THE MOST FAMOUS WRESTLING ARENA IN THE WORLD.......THE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY!

Cazzo: DEAL!!!

Iceman: So then I guess I'll see you there. I hope your boys are ready.

Cazzo: Oh and Laps!! You better not use your nickname "The Highflying Miracle" coz it's an EWCL brandname. Every time you use that name in the IWF, Iceman is gonna feel it in his wallet.

(Cazzotron fades out and Iceman and the IWF continue with their show on the other channel).

ND: Holy crappers!! So we are gonna have a PPV against the IWF!!!

DT: Who would ever believed that something like that was gonna happen. And it's gonna take place in less than a month. I hope the world is ready for this!!!

(Commercials).

Michelle: Chris, what are you doing?

(Chris' head pops up and he looks at Michelle).

Christ: Pondering.

Michelle: What?

Christ: Pondering. And I don't mean the kind with fish in either. I'm ready to start having some fun around this joint.

Michelle: What do you mean fun?

Christ: Just watch.

(The scene fades out).

DT: What was all that about?

ND: I don't know, but if Christ says he's gonna have fun you can bet i'll be smiling.

DT: You'd smile if Chris took a dump!

ND: Not if it smelt like your breath I wouldn't!

(Slap-ouch).

DT: Now Down, shut the hell up about Christ and let us focus on the main event. Lets not talk about Rick O'Connor and his match with Cazzo at Havoc II, lets not talk about the brutal public humiliation on Justine and Marcus Babylon by The Executive. Lets not talk about G-Flems retirement, lets not talk about The New Evolution or The Legion. And lets also not talk about Drake Laps jumping ship to the IWF and the interfed PPV WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE THAT WILL TAKE PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 1ST IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK!! Lets talk about the main event!

ND: Ok.

DT: The Executive Champion MacBeth and the Extreme Champion Strait Hate are gonna take on the latest signees The Big Unit. Powerhouse and Rage. Rage not to confuse with The Rage Rick O'Connor. The story with The Big Unit is a bit complicated. Were they sent to the EWCL to destroy it from the inside, or did they walk out on the IWF coz they hated it there? I wonder if we ever find out what the real reason is.

ND: Fact is that right now the Big Unit still has to prove themselves here in the EWCL. No matter how much they won in the IWF, this is a different yard. Different wrestlers, different anything.

DT: You are right about that. And tonight they get the difficult task to take on two champions, so you can that The Big Unit has a real hard job to start their career off with.

ND: Well if they have to prove themselves, then why not start at the top right away.

(Facedown by Monster Magnet starts to play and The Big Unit appears from behind the curtains. Powerhouse and Rage get a great pop from the crowd and the two start to make their way down the aisle to ringside. They reach the ring and they both climb in).

(I will be heard by Hatebreed starts to play and Extreme Champion Strait Hate comes out. The crowd starts to boo him from the moment they see him. Strait doesn't care at all and he points to his Extreme Titlebelt thats around his waist. He walks to the ring, hands his title over to Jay Blue and climbs in the ring and goes to his corner).

(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The Cazzotron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.

"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...

"ENTER MACBETH"

MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. Jezebelle is right next to him and she carries THE sledgehammer. The camera zooms in on the sledgehammer and it shows that there is still blood on it. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more. He then takes off his Executive Title and hands it over to Jay Blue).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match starts and it's gonna be MacBeth and Rage who are gonna start off. MacBeth and Rage have a staredown. MacBeth shoves Rage and Rage answers in kind. Rage then throws a right hand and MacBeth answers with a chop to the chest. The two trade back and forth around the ring with Rage getting the upperhand. Rage goes for a whip into the corner, but MacBeth reverses it. Rage goes into the corner and when he comes out he is met by a T-BONE SUPLEX!! Rage quickly scrambles to his feet, but he is met by a dropkick that hits him right in the face!! MacBeth goes over to Rage and to dish out some more punishment!!

ND: But ooooh Rage with a lowblow to MacBeth!! And Rage follows that up with a swinging neckbreaker!!! Rage then with a couple of kicks to The Executive Champion!! Rage picks up MacBeth and he hands out a couple of shots to the head. He then throws him into the ropes and when he comes off Rage hits him with a clothesline that almost takes MacBeths head off. Rage then tags in Powerhouse. Powerhouse comes in and he and Rage grab MacBeth and they throw him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Powerhouse and Rage grab him and double suplex him to the mat!!! At that moment Strait Hate enters the ring, but he is met by a superkick of Rage!!

DT: Powerhouse and Rage now pick up MacBeth again and they are setting him up for another suplex. This time they are getting closer to the ropes! They lift MacBeth up and .....THEY DOUBLE SUPLEX MACBETH OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!......The Executive Champion lands hard on the concrete!! He must definately feel that!! Powerhouse rolls to the outside and he walks over to MacBeth and picks him up from the concrete. He then drags MacBeth over to the nearest ringpost and ...WHAMMMMMM....He ramms MacBeths head into it hard!!!

ND: Powerhouse smashes MacBeths head into the ringpost another time. At that moment Rage also rolls to the outside and he and Powerhouse lift MacBeth up again. But oooooooooohh Godddd!! STRAIT HATE CLIMBED ON THE TOPTURNBUCKLE!! HE FACED THE CROWD AND JUMPED OFF FOR A MOONSAULT AND HE LANDED ON POWERHOUSE AND RAGE!!! And all four men are layed out on the outside there!!! What a mess in the early stages of this match. After about 10 seconds it is Strait Hate who's the first to get back to his feet again. He picks up Rage and he drags him over to the Spanish Announcetable.

DT: Strait greets Paco and Pablo and he then hands out some right hands to Rage's head. He lifts Rage on top off the table and Strait then gets on aswell. He gets behind Rage and .......DOWN OFF THE TABLE TO THE CONCRETE!!!....Thats his full nelson into flying bulldog trademark move!!! Gracious God!!! Rage is out from that move for a while I reckon!! Strait to his feet again and he moves over to MacBeth and Powerhouse. He picks up Powerhouse and he rolls him back into the ring again. He then helps MacBeth up to his feet. MacBeth says that he's allright and he slides back in the ring again.

ND: MacBeth and Powerhouse both on their feet again and they start to circle eachother. They then tie up and it is MacBeth with a knee to the midsection. He then grabs Powerhouse and executes a firemans carry!! MacBeth quickly to the second rope and he comes off for an elbow drop on top off Powerhouse and he hits it!!! MacBeth hooks the leg for the cover, ....1..........................................................................2..................but Powerhouse kicks out. MacBeth then drags Powerhouse over to his corner and he tags in Strait Hate.

DT: Strait comes in and he grabs Powerhouse and the Extreme Champ does some damage by nailing Powerhouse with some right hands. He then irish whips Powerhouse into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Strait wants to hook in an anklelock, but Powerhouse manages to kick out of it just in time!! Instead Strait picks Powerhouse up and he scoop slams him to the mat. Strait goes to climb the toprope again. He stands on top and he leaps off for a diving headbutt and .....OOOOOOHHH HE MISSES IT!!!...POWERHOUSE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!

ND: Strait gonna have a headache in the morning!! But probly not worse than he's used to after going drinking. Powerhouse picks Strait up now and he kicks him into the gut. He then sends Strait into the corner and Strait flies in hard backfirst. Powerhouse moves in and he starts to kick Strait to the ribs hard, he continous to kick Strait till he falls down to the mat. Strait in a seated position and Powerhouse plants his boot to Straits throat!! Powerhouse lets go after 5 seconds and he then looks at his partner Rage. Rage got back on the apron again and he looks ready to step into the ring.

DT: Powerhouse tags in Rage and Rage comes in and he's furious and charges in at Strait!! He stomps him to the head a few times and he then picks him up from the mat. Rage sends Strait into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops him to the mat!! Rage into the ropes and with a knee drop on top off Strait. Rage grabs Strait by the head again and after a few chops he lifts him up for an atomic drop!!! Strait staggers backwards and Rage charges in, but somehow Strait counters and takes Rage to the mat with a LARIAT!!!

ND: Strait picks up Rage and he headbutts him. The Extreme Champ then tags in MacBeth!! MacBeth climbs into the ring and he picks Rage up and he delivers a side-Russian Legsweep!!! MacBeth then sets Rage up for his 3rd Degree!! That are three rolling piledrivers in a row!!! He sets Rage up for the first one....and he hits it!!!.....He sets him up for the second one......and he also hits it ........AND HE ALSO DOES IT FOR A THIRD TIME!!!.....Holy Shit!!!.......MacBeth goes for the cover right now, ....1...............................................................2.....................but then Powerhouse comes in and he breaks the count. MacBeth gets back up again and he pulls Rage to his feet. He then sends Rage into the ropes, Rage comes off and oooh he slides through MacBeth's legs.

DT: Rage gets up behind MacBeth and ......DDT's HIM TO THE MAT!!!....Rage with the cover, ...1..................................................2......................and now Strait Hate comes in to break the count!! The referee really hasn't any control in this match. The ref makes Strait go back to his corner and in the meantime Rage has picked up MacBeth and he is throwing some more punches in his direction. Rage then lifts MacBeth on the topturnbuckle and gets on aswell. He grabs MacBeth from behind and ....BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!! What a move!!

ND: Rage for the cover, ...1..........................................................2.................................................but a kickout!! Amazing!! Rage picks MacBeth and waistlocks him, but oooooooh mule kick lowblow by MacBeth!!! Rage staggers backwards and MacBeth with a clothesline to take him to the mat!! MacBeth then quickly tags in his partner Strait Hate. Strait comes in and he grabs Rage before he can tag in Powerhouse. He irish whips Rage, but Rage reverses the irish whip and Strait goes into the ropes. He comes off and Rage with a spinebuster!!! Strait goes down and Rage tags in Powerhouse. Powerhouse comes in and he does a series of stomps to Straits belly.

DT: Powerhouse pulls Strait up to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Strait comes off and Powerhouse wants to go for his Powerkick!! But Strait holds on to the ropes. Powerhouse is a bit surprised and at that moment Strait comes charging in and he takes Powerhouse to the mat with a big spear!!! He then turns Powerhouse around and hooks in an anklelock!!! Powerhouse screams it out from the pain and he's trying to reach for the ropes!! The ref checks if he wants to kick out or not, but he's shaking his head. Rage then comes in and he drags Powerhouse closer to the ropes!! Hahaha, now thats teamwork!! Powerhouse grabs the ropes and the only thing that the referee can do is break the ankle lock.

ND: Strait lets go and he throws some "f*&k you's" to the referee. But he is unaware of Powerhouse who turns him around, kicks him in the stomache and ....STRAIGHT JACKET....Thats his Jackhammer!!! .....Strait goes down and Powerhouse for the cover, ....1................................................................2..........................but Strait kicks out of it!!! Powerhouse shakes his head and he picks Strait up again. He irish whips him and sends him into the corner. Strait goes in hard and Powerhouse comes charging in. But oooooh Strait sticks his elbow out and Powerhouse flies right in it!!

DT: Strait quickly tags in MacBeth and the Executive Champ enters the ring. He grabs Powerhouse and he sets him up for his FINAL ATONEMENT.... but at that moment the Cazzotron flickers on and we see the same words as last week:

Macbeth.
I take what you love, and leave you in tears
I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games
I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames

DT: MacBeth is out of concentration and Powerhouse moves out of the hold, kicks MacBeth to the gut and takes him to the mat with a shouldertackle!!!....Powerhouse then picks MacBeth up and he sends him into the ropes. On the outside we see that Strait is taking something from under the ring. He grabs a steelchair and gets back on the apron.

ND: Powerhouse charges in on MacBeth for his Powerkick, but at that same moment Strait Hate throws a steelchair over to MacBeth and MacBeth BASHES IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF POWERHOUSE!!! POWERHOUSE GOES DOWN!!!! AND MACBETH PICKS HIM UP AND ........DEICIDE!!!!.......HOLY SHITTT!!!!.....Rage comes into the ring, but Strait also comes in and he grabs Rage and hooks in his KATA-CLUTCH ON HIM!!!!...AND RAGE IS IN PAIN THERE!!! MacBeth goes for the cover and. ....1........................................................................2.........................................................................3..........THEY GET THE WIN!!! THE EXECUTIVE HAS DEFEATED THE BIG UNIT!!

DT: But just look at how they beat them!! They needed a steelchair to do it!! How unfair!!!

ND: Agh, unfair. You can talk about unfair all the way you want. Fact is that The Executive can do anything in their power to win matches, thats just the way it is. Face it Thornton. Don't be a wuss and complain about it every time.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Shut up Down.

ND: Make me!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: But look at whats going on in the ring. The match is over, but the fight isn't, MacBeth and Strait Hate just jumped Rage as Powerhouse exitted the ring! Strait Hate and MacBeth are really pummelling on Rage with axehandle smashes...Powerhouse is in the ring now. Powerhouse is fending off MacBeth and Strait with a few good right hands, knocking Strait Hate to the mat, but who is that!? It's Thorn! THORN JUST CLOTHESLINED POWERHOUSE FROM BEHIND! Powerhouse is down, and the three Executive members are stomping on both Powerhouse and Rage.

ND: Chris Christ!

DT: What!?

ND: Chris Christ!

DT: Where!?

ND: CHRIS CHRIST!

DT: WHERE!????!!!

ND: Chris Christ is now in the ring! he is staring MacBeth straight in the eyes, looking ready to fight off all three of them! Thorn and Strait Hate approach Christ, Christ delivers a low blow to Thorn and a knee to Straits gut, DOUBLE DDT BY CHRIST TO THORN AND STRAIT HATE!

DT: MacBeth runs at Christ as he gets up from giving the double DDT. SPEAR! MacBeth just planted Christ with a spear, knocking Christ into the turnbuckle...This can't be good, Strait and Thorn are recovering from the DDT. MacBeth stomps on Christ in the corner as Thorn and Hate go back to their assault on Rage and Powerhouse...

(Suddenly, music is heard on the PA System.)

YOU...
STAY...
SILENT, KNOWING, ALWAYS, IN TIME...
SEE, HOW THIS LOVE, STAYS DIVINE...

ND: The hell?

DT: That sounds like Nick Dangerous' theme music. And there he is! I thought he was in the hospital! Nick Dangerous is walking to the ring with a hockey stick in hand.

ND: Nick goes to ringside and psyches out Thorn and Hate, threatening them with a Hockey stick, Nick slides in the ring and shoves back MacBeth, throwing MacBeth to the mat. MacBeth gets up and stares down Nick Dangerous as Christ slowly makes his way up. BAAAAMMMM!!!! Nick Dangerous just turned around and broke the hockey stick on Christs head! What the hell! I trusted Nick Dangerous! Why would he hit Christ like that!

DT: Nick is stomping on Christs downed body...Nick has a mic in his hand, he better have an explanation for this.

(Nick bends down and looks at a busted open Christ.)

Nick: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

(Nick stands up and paces around the ring.)

Nick: Chris, you're the god damn Universal Champion and you haven't won a single match ever since, is that what a champion is!? I DID NOT THINK SO!!! (The fans are booing Nick Dangerous hard.)

Nick: You all can boo me all you want...Look around me! MacBeth, Strait Hate, Thorn, and Myself, You are booing champions, you are booing greatness, EWCL, Primetime, Extreme, Universal, we have it all!

Nick: In case you haven't done the math yet, I am now part of The Executive, which probably leads to the question, Why? well think about it, if you knew a man like Strait Hate, who managed to trick me and hit me with a chair backstage, or a guy like MacBeth, who can fool me like he did, and shove me down, or someone like Thorn, who crippled me weeks ago, you'd probably want to join them too.

Nick: Which brings me to Cazzo, now I know Cazzo and I haven't seen eye to-

(Just then, we here Damned If I Do by Life of Agony starts blaring on the PA system as Cazzo comes out with a mic in hand, Cazzo speaks as he walks towards the ring.)

Prez Cazzo: Wait a second, Wait a second, Dangerous, ever since you have been in EWCL you have been commenting on my booking skills, commenting on me as a person, blatantly jabbing at me with words like Jackass, Bastard, etcetera, etcetera, and now, you want to join me!?

(Cazzo rolls into the ring and gets in Nicks face as the fans cheer at Nicks rejection. Cazzo looks around the ring, looking at the unconcious Chris Christ, and seeing the fans who want Cazzo not to allow Nick in the Executive, then stares at Nick).

Cazzo: Welcome to the team.

(Nick smiles as he shakes Cazzo's hand, Jezzebelle comes in the ring with Glory's sledgehammer, Nick and rest of the Executive celebrate as the crowd boo's relentlessly.) DT: I DON"T BELIEVE IT!!!

ND: Neither can I!!! Nick turned on Chris Christ, just like he turned on The Legion a little while ago. I always knew that Nick was a bastard. But beware everyone, but most of all beware MacBeth because Chris Christ is coming for you and he's gonna take you to pieces at the next PPV and become the REAL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!

DT: Ok, people this was one hell of a night. But everything comes to an end. So please tune in again next week for more action. Goodbye!!

ND: Goodbye!!