Cazzo: Welcome all, to another edition of EWCL Insurgence.
(Cazzo wears a smile that just lets you know he is better than you… the sh*teating grin that makes you wanna punch people.)
Cazzo: Ladies and gentlemen, there is not going to be any playing of my ego right now. I'm not going to tell you “This is going to be the greatest Insurgence in HISTORY!” I'm going to leave that for you to decide.
(The president chuckles, at the remark, and stands up from his perch.)
Cazzo: What I am going to give you, though, is two insanely violent individuals inside of an Iron-Ring Hell In A Cell!!
(Van Zandt reaches back, and grabs the corner of the tarp. With a pull, he tugs the brown cloth off of the item he was sitting on, which turns out to be the trunk of a junker 1978 Dodge Diplomat. Two shades of green color the trunk, as Cazzo looks back at the camera.)
Cazzo: Tonight, for the Ex… I mean, HARDCORE title, Strait Hate will battle Johnathan Cable ONE more time. This time, I have brought them up to the roof level of this parking garage next to the arena tonight.
(Cazzo takes the tarp, and begins to throw it back on the car.)
Cazzo: Here, I have built the biggest Hell In A Cell in history… forty by forty by twenty… inside, I have parked a circle of six cars given to us from the local scrap yard.
(Cazzo walks around, and pulls more of the tarp over the car.)
Cazzo: In the trunk of every car, is a group of weapons, free to be used whenever… and HOWEVER…. These two sick little bastards please. The winner… will be the one that survives..
(Cazzo finishes pulling the cloth over the junker, and walks to the door of the cage.)
Cazzo: A 40 x 40 x 20 Hell In A Cell… a six car Iron Circle… Two of the CRAZIEST, most SADISTIC people in the sport… Weapons GALORE… and one title…Again, welcome to Insurgence… and for two people tonight…
(Eric opens the mesh door, and steps outside, into the otherwise empty parking garage roof.)
Cazzo: Welcome to HELL!!!
(The President slams the gate closed, and walks away, wind blowing his coat behind him as he goes. The camera begins to pan up, and gets a view of a full moon high in the sky, with chain link wiring cutting across it before fading out.)
(Then the usual opening of EWCL Insurgence can be seen).
A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters…
EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…
Wrestling
…SIGN OFF ....... Deicide ......Danger Driver ........Darkest Hour… Kata-Clutch....... The Xtreme .......Deadly by Design… .... GoldDigger.....…The Ficler...
Championship
...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…
League
…Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… Thorn......Strait Hate .......New Evolution .....MacBeth ......Sean Corvik......Johnathan Cable… Jerry Campbell....Aaron Gold......
Insurgence …Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…
…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…
(Before we go to our commentators the CazzoTron comes on and it says "Earlier this day").
(The scene opens on a man's back. He's dressed in a black waistcoat. A large stone hearth looms in front of the man with a large fire burning. The fire poker is in his right hand).
Man: The entire world was within my grasp last week. But did it matter to me? No, the deadly sin of sloth grabbed ahold of me and held on for all it was worth with it's partner in crime, pride.
I was so blinded by my own confidence in myself that I handed Chris Christ the Universal Title much in the same way that the already dried up and dead to the world husks of Corvik and Exile did previously. And I wasn't ready for the attack of the mysterious quote giver.
(The man turns to look at the camera and is revealed as MacBeth with rows of stiches across his forehead from the shards of mirror that cut while the Cynbergy Blast was given).
MacBeth: Schiller said, "Let him that sows the serpent's teeth not hope to reap a joyous harest. Every crime has, in the moment of its perpetration, its own avenging angel, -- dark misgivings at the inmost heart."
Mystic. A man who let the wildest wet dreams of everyone including myself dry up when he revealed himself to be the man behind the mysterious quotes. I've never been so disappointed in anything in my professional career like I was that.
Baxter said, "Use sin as it will use you; spare it not, for it will not spare you; it is your murderer, and the murderer of the whole world. Use it, therefore, as a murderer should be used; kill it before it kills you; and though it brings you to the grave, as it did your head, it shall not be able to keep you there. You love not death; love not the cause of death."
I am coming for you now Mystic. You have provided me with a momentary setback on the return path towards the Universal title. Only a small setback, Mystic. You've earned yourself the enviable position of being a small shitstain in the briefs of life. I do not forget that you have chosen to side against me... and I don't forget.
(MacBeth sets back and then stabs the still redhot fire poker into the camera lens).
(The CazzoTron fades out and we go to our commentators Dean Thornton and Neil Down).
Dean Thornton: Welcome everyone to another episode of EWCL Insurgence ladies and gentlemen! We have a jam packed show for you tonight, and even though the former Universal Champion Macbeth isn't on the card tonight, the man will be here! We...
Neil Down: Ohh shit Dean, look at this.
(The camera pans from the two announcers and cuts to one in the back, where a limo pulls up and quickly parks in front of the arena). DT: Who could that be?
ND: I have no idea.
(The camera then zooms in on the license plate of the limo and it says "IWF").
ND: Ooooh my God!! Don't tell me it's someone from the IWF??
DT: Well we are only one week away from When Worlds Collide!!
(It stays quiet in and around the limo as it just stands there parked on the parking spot).
DT: Aren't they gomma come out??
(Just when Neil Down wants to reply with probably a very smart answer we see that another limo pulls up and it also parks in front of the arena).
ND: Another limo??
DT: Now who could THIS be?? Macbeth?
(The door opens and surprisingly to all, Jezebelle emerges from the vehicle, looking a bit distraught, she glances at the other limo but then looks at a piece of paper in her hand).
ND: Jezebelle? What a let down!
(Jez walks up to the security man guarding the door).
Jezebelle: Excuse me, but I got this note saying Cazzo wanted to talk to me about my contract, where is his office?
(The security guard starts speaking and guesturing with his hands and quickly Jez thanks him and walks in the door).
ND: What's this all about? Can we get a cameraman to follow her? Something doesn't seem right!
DT: For once I agree with you.
(Jezebelle comes to the door and knocks. All of a sudden the door starts to open but apparently something strikes the cameraman and the camera hits the floor. all we can see is a few inches from the floor, and when the door opens all the way Jezebelle's screams are audible. The scene abruptly blacks out).
DT: What the hell?!
ND: Something is wrong here. Very wrong.
DT: Oh man wait till Macbeth gets here!
ND: What a way to start this show. We have a limo that says IWF and we have seen/heard that something happend to Jezebelle.
DT: I wonder if this is related to eachother in some way.
ND: Why?
DT: I think thats pretty obvious or not.
ND: If you say so.
DT: Ok, before we go into a dumb discussion that nobody wants to listen to, lets just talk about tonights matches.
ND: Sure.
DT: Big main event of the evening is a champion versus champion match. New Universal Champion Chris Christ is gonna fight EWCL Champion Nick Dangerous. It is a non -title match so neither of the two titles is at stake here.
ND: So another Executive member gets the chance to try and stop Chris Christ....hahahahaaaaa. Thats so funny.
DT: Why?
(Neil Down humms the opening riff off the Queen song "Another one bites the dust").
ND: Another one bites the dust (he sings).
DT: Please don't sing.
ND: doob dooob doob..
(slap-ouch).
DT: But the match everyone has been waiting for is the match for the Extreme Title between Strait Hate and Johnathan Cable. Thats if the hospital let both of the wrestlers go. Last week these two individuals took it to the extreme and hurt eachother like hell. The endresult though was a draw, so tonight they gonna go at it again. We already saw Cazzo in the introduction talking about that match. And that match can go into EWCL history as the biggest baddest meanest, ugliest, bloodiest match of alltime.
ND: There's gonna be blood flowing for sure. They can sweep up both men after that match is over, thats for sure. Can't wait for that match.
DT: Other matches we are gonna see are Amazing Alex Addams taking on Jerry Campbell. Chris Outcast taking on Silencer. Coby Belton vs. Mystic, a tagmatch between Eleven and a mystery partner against Aaron Gold and Romeo Stone.
ND: And to start off we are gonna see Jay Masters and Loki battle it out.
DT: Promises to be a good match here.
ND: Yeah?
DT: Yes Down.
ND: Ok, if you say so.
(Music starts to play and as the opening chords to "Calm like a bomb" by Rage against the Machine start playing throughout the arena the arena plunges into darkness! As the lead guitar comes crashing in a huge purple and green explosion lights up the entranceway and as the smoke begins to clear Loki emerges wearing a pair of black and grey wrestling tights, his hands wrapped in black taping and his purple and black hair hanging loosely over his eyes. He walks quickly down to the ring paying little or no attention to the crowd and slides into the ring sitting on one of the turnbuckles awaiting Jay Masters).
(Hero by Chad Kroeger starts to play and "Everyone's Hero" Jay Masters comes running out. The crowd goes ecstatic. Masters makes it to ringside and he slides in the ring and climbs the toprope and waves out to the crowd).
DT: Man, that guy is popular.
(While Masters is still standing on the second rope Loki comes up from behind and starts to hammer him to the back off the head).
DT: The match hasn't even started yet!!!! Common give Masters the time to get ready for this match!!! After several blows to the back off the head Loki now grabs Masters and .....BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!! ......Masters goes down and we see the referee motioning to the side now.
Ding ding ding.
DT: The match has officially started now.
ND: I'd put my money on Loki.
DT: DUH!!! If Loki played it fair we would have had an open match here!!
ND: Hey, thats wrestling.
DT: Loki is stomping down on Masters now. He kicks him to the head and to the midsection. He's not giving Masters any chance to even get into this match. Loki smirks to the bad reaction of the crowd he is getting and he grabs Masters by the head and he uppercuts him a few times. Loki throws Masters face first into the corner and starts to ramm his head into the topturnbuckle. ...1....2....3....4...5....6....7...8.....9.....10..... Loki lets go and Masters falls backfirst to the canvas. Loki bounces into the ropes and does an elbow drop on his opponent.
ND: He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, .....1...........................................................2........................but a kickout by Masters and the crowd cheers him on with a "HERO" chant. This chant helps Masters and he gets up to his feet, but Loki stops him by kicking him into the gut and performing a swinging DDT!!....Masters goes down again and Loki raises his hands in the air like he already has the victory in his hands. Loki picks Masters up and whips him into the ropes. Masters comes off, but he ducks the forearm, comes off the opposite ropes and .....FLYING FOREARM .....by Masters and he nails Loki in the head!!! Loki goes down and Masters catches his breathe.
DT: Masters and Loki both get up at the same time and they start to hand out right hands back and forth. Loki with a hard one, but Masters counters it with a right one of his own. Loki comes in with another shot, but this time Masters counters it and he kicks Loki into the midsection. He follows that up with sending Loki hard into the corner. Loki comes out of the corner and Masters takes him down to the mat with a hiptoss. Loki quickly gets up to his feet, but Masters takes him to the mat again with a hiptoss!!! Masters pumps himself up and he climbs the toprope and he dives off for a flying fistdrop and ...HE HITS IT!!!...
ND: The crowd is really going wild now. Masters goes for the cover, .....1............................................................2.........................but he only gets a two count. Masters picks Loki up by the head, but ooooooohhh lowblow by Loki!!! Masters goes down to one knee and Loki bounces into the ropes and comes off and kicks Masters to the head. Everyone's Hero goes down to the mat and Loki picks him up and executes a fisherman DDT!!! ...He follows that up with another pin, but he gets only two. Loki slams his fist into the mat out of frustration. He then concentrates back on Masters and picks him up by the hair and throws a few chops to his chest. Loki then throws Masters into the corner!! Masters goes in backfirst and Loki quickly rushes in and he grabs him by the arm and whips him into the opposite corner.
DT: Masters flies into the opposite corner backfirst. He flew in so hard that he comes staggering out of the corner.....Loki charges in and clotheslines Masters to the mat. Man he almost took his head off there!!! Loki for the cover, .....1..........................................................................2......................................but another kickout by Masters. Loki grabs Masters and he lifts him up and suplexes him to the mat. He then goes to the toprope and faces the crowd.....and.....MOONSAULT ON MASTERS!!!...That was a perfectly executed moonsault there!!!
ND: You can say that again. Loki hooks the leg and this has go to be the win for him here....1............................................2..................but noooo Masters kicks out. That was a near fall there. But the Hero got all the fans behind him cheering him on. Loki is starting to loose his cool now. He picks Masters up and furiously starts to hand out punch after punch at him. He's like a monster now!! Oh man!! He's unleashing all his fury. Loki irish whips Masters into the ropes and when he comes Loki superkicks Masters and he goes down!!! Masters seems to be knocked out here. How much more can he take??
DT: Loki picks the knocked out Masters up from the mat and he nails him with some more punches. He then irish whips Masters into the ropes. Masters comes off the ropes and Loki wants to go for a backdrop. But Masters counters and does a .....SUNSET FLIP.......AND HE GOES FOR THE PIN ............1...............................................................2.....................................................3.......................AND HE GETS THE WIN!!! OOOOOH MYYYY GODDDD!!!!!! He won this thing out of nothing!!! And hear that crowd go!!! Just hear them cheer for their Hero!! It is truely amazing!!
(Jay Masters sits on one knee and he raises his hands in the air. He is trying to recover from his match. While Masters didn't pay attention to Loki got back up and he grabs Masters from behind and .....TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!!........).
DT: Thats unfair!! Why did he had to do that?!?
ND: Maybe he was bored.
(Loki rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table. He sets it up on the outside. Loki reaches for Masters his leg and he pulls him on the aproning. Loki climbs on the apron aswell and he lifts Masters up and .....HE POWERBOMBS MASTERS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!).
DT: Oooh God!!!!! Why is he doing this?? Jay Masters is like a mess now. He lays on the concrete and he's hardly even moving.
ND: Loki grabs a chair now and he climbs all the way to the nearest topturnbuckle now. He gets on top with that steelchair and....HE DIVES OFF AND HE DRIVES THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO MASTERS HIS SKULL!!! .....HOLY SHIT!!!!
DT: This is a very sadistic man.
ND: I have never seen something horrifying like this before! Well actually I have but well it always sounds so cool to say, doesn't it.
DT: DOWN!!
(While the medics are coming out to check on Masters, we see that Loki has a smile on his face and he leaves ringside while the crowd boos him).
(Commercials).
Cazzo: Look just get me the damn documents to me NOW!
(Intern walks off in a rush).
Cazzo: Goddamn interns.
(Cazzo walks into his office and sees someone sitting in his chair).
Man: Kinda funny ya know?
Cazzo: WHO IS THAT?!
Man: Things coming full circle and all that. Its just funny.
Cazzo: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! IM GOING TO GET SECURITY!
Man: Yeah ive heard that before. First Macbeth comes over and takes out your two top money makers. Thus driving ME out of this company.
(The chair swivles around revealing the man to be Exile).
Exile: So I go to the IWF, become a commissioner. Start making the mega bucks for Iceman. But I dont just leave. Because lets face it. This all comes back to you. So I take two MORE of your money makers, your future talent in Drake Laps and Blade. So you know you are really in a bind. Hunh. You're damn near screwed. But you've got Rage and Powerhouse...oh WHOOPS! I guess that we enticed them back over hunh. So now your really screwed. But at least youve gotta killer buy rate for the interfed ppv. But this is just a warning. Theres decension in your ranks. The EWCL is crumbling. And Im going to make sure that it all falls apart because of me. First I took your wrestling career, now I'm goign to kill your little company too. Just brace yourself.
(Road Block steps out of the corner and drills Cazzo in the head with a stop sign. Cazzo crumples to the ground).
Exile: I meant that litterally. HAHAHA!
(Exile lays the stop sign on top of Cazzo).
Exile: Little memento of what I can do to you. Ta!
(Exile and Road Block leave the office and the scene fades out).
ND: What the hell are Exile and Roadblock doing here? They don't belong here.
DT: So they were in that limo with the IWF license plate.
ND: Shocking.
DT: Hello we are back and it is time for our next match. The only tagmatch of this evening. We are gonna see Eleven and a mystery partner taking on Aaron Gold and Romeo Stone. Finally Eleven and Stone are gonna take on eachother in an official match. Stone has been attacking Eleven the last several weeks and really took him apart every single time.
ND: But they did fight eachother last week at Happy Days. That was official.
DT: Yeah but not really fair and clean wasn't it. Eleven had just fought before and Stone even used illegal objects.
ND: Hey, a fight is a fight.
DT: Now who is gonna be the mystery opponent?
ND: Well Thornton, if you paid attention then you would have noticed that Eleven already gave it away in one of his promos.
DT: Oh really?
ND: Yes really.
DT: So who is it?
ND: You'll see.
(slap-ouch).
ND: ...
(Cruxify yourself by Fozzy starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold comes riding out on his Harley Davidson. Like always Silva is sitting on the back. The two rid to ringside. When he reaches ringside he circles it one time and then he stops. Silva and Gold step off the bike. Gold gives Silva a kiss and he then climbs into the ring).
DT: It's something that Silva is out at ringside.
ND: Why?
DT: Because she is pregnant.
ND: Oh thats why her belly looks a bit bigger. I just thought she lost control and couldn't stay away from the hamburgers.
DT: Uhuh.
ND: But not that I care. I hope that Eleven and his partner gonna take Gold to pieces.
DT: Don't tell me that you are still mad at Gold?
ND: Ofcourse I am. He still accuses me of being GAY!! Which I am NOT!!!.....And if Silva wasn't pregnant then I would have been more than willing to shove IT into Silva just to prove to Gold that I am not GAY!!
(slap-ouch).
DT: Don't say those kind of things on tv DOWN!!
ND: And hey who says that I didn't already do that, uh. I say that that baby is mine!!!
DT: Yeah yeah, sure whatever.
(Right here, right now by Paul Oakenfold feat. Ice Cube starts to play and it is time that Romeo Stone and his manager JJ Malone come out. But nothing happens and nobody appears from behind the curtains. ....The music plays for a second time, but still no sign off Romeo Stone or JJ Malone).
DT: Ok, that is weird.
ND: Hah!! So that means Gold has to do it on his own right?
DT: That could be the case, but you never know what happens.
(Enter Sandman starts to play and Eleven comes out. He stands on the top off the ramp and he has a mic in his hand. The music stops and Eleven takes the word).
Eleven: Now I am proud to present my tagpartner.......You all know him...you have all seen him before.....You have seen him win titles here in the EWCL.....Here he is once again......HE IS........."THE ARMAGEDDON" CERBERUS!!!.......
(Fuel by Metallica starts to play and Cerberus comes out from behind the curtains. The CazzoTron shows the opening lyrics off the song "Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire, Gimme that which I desire!!.....Cerberus and Eleven shake hands and the two make their way down to the ring. They reach ringside and climb in the ring. Eleven looks surprised when he doesn't see Romeo Stone. He nervously looks around him to see if Stone is in the crowd).
(One he is assured that Stone is not at ringside, he discusses with Cerberus to see who's gonna start of).
Ding ding ding.
DT: It's gonna be Cerberus who's gonna start this match off against Aaron Gold. Gold who still has to do this on his own. It really looks like it that Stone is not gonna show up. I think he really is a loner. Cerberus and Gold start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds, before they tie up. Gold hooks in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. Cerberus pushes Gold off him and he goes into the opposite ropes. Gold comes off and it is Cerberus who takes Gold to the mat with an armdrag takedown!! Cerberus holds on to the arm and then follows that up with a quick legdrop on that arm!! Cerberus picks Gold up and works some more on that left arm. He then irish whips Gold into the ropes and when he comes off he does a shuff-side Kick!!
ND: Cerberus claps his hands and goes to his corner and tags in Eleven. Eleven comes in and together with Cerberus he picks up Gold and they throw him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Eleven and Cerberus lift him up high and ....just let Gold drop face first to the canvas!! Ooooooh thats gotta hurt!! Cerberus goes back to his corner and Eleven continues where Cerberus left of. Yeah baby, shred him to pieces!!! Eleven stomps Gold to the head 3 times before he picks him up. He then sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a tilt-o-wirl backbreaker!!
DT: Eleven for the cover but Gold kicks out after two. Eleven grabs Gold and he throws him into the corner. Gold goes in backfirst and Eleven charges in right after. Eleven wants to splash on Gold, but Aaron moves out of the way and Eleven flies facefirst into the topturnbuckle!! Oooooh nice comeback there!! Gold waistlocks Eleven and follows that up with a german suplex!! He then throws Eleven into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Gold picks Eleven up and he makes the signal for the Career Ending GoldDigger!!. He lifts Eleven up for the piledriver, but Eleven blocks it and backdrops Gold to the mat!!! Eleven goes into the ropes and he quickly goes to the toprope and comes off.....FOR HIS PATENTED SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE TOPROPE!!
ND: And it hits Gold hard in the head!!! Eleven takes his time before he finally goes for the cover. He rolls on Gold and the ref starts to count, ....1............................................................2...........................but a kickout. Eleven gets up and he tags in Cerberus. Cerberus comes in and picks up Gold, but Gold counters with a small package for the pin, ....1..........................................................2..........but Cerberus kicks out in time. Cerberus and Gold get back up at the same time and they start to hand out right and left punches. They fight their way all over the ring now, from one corner to the other one. The referee tries to break them up, but its not really working. Finally the ref breaks them up, but then Gold comes in with a rake to the eye of Cerberus!!
DT: And Cerberus can't see for a moment there!! Gold charges in for his GOLDRING!!! His swinging neckbreaker!!!.....Cerberus goes down and Gold grabs his head and starts to ramm it into the canvas!! ...1....2....3....4...5....Gold gets to his feet and he kicks Cerberus to the head a few times. He then lifts him up and irish whips him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and Gold backdrops him to the mat!!!....Cerberus desperately needs a tag here I think. Gold is doing extremely well in this handicap match. Cerberus moves over to his corner, but Gold pulls him back to the center of the ring. He picks Cerberus up and slaps him in the face.
ND: Gold lifts Cerberus up and does a snappmare and holds on to him and hooks in a chinlock. He holds Cerberus in this hold for about 25 seconds. He then throws Cerberus into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and he slides through Golds legs, gets up behind him and .....ATOMIC DROPS GOLD!!!...Gold goes into the ropes and when he comes off Cerberus clotheslines him to the back off the head and Gold goes down!!! Cerberus with a couple of kicks to the back off the head and he then lifts him up and chops him to the chest. Gold stumbles backwards and goes into the ropes again.
DT: He comes off again and Cerberus runs in and ....HURRICANRANA!!!.......Good God!!!!........Nice move by Cerberus!!...He goes for the cover now, .........1...............................................................2.........but Gold kicks out of it. My goodness, the kid is still hanging in there.
ND: Yeah but it doesn't look good for Gold. haha. I like that.
DT: ....
ND: Cerberus goes over to his corner now and he tags in Eleven. Common now really finish Gold off!!
DT: Eleven and Cerberus pick Gold up and they throw him into the ropes. Gold comes off and ..ooooooh...he ducks both of the arms....he goes into the opposite ropes...comes off again and......DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES ELEVEN AND CERBERUS TO THE MAT!!!....What a counter!!! Gold picks Eleven up and wants to set him up for the Career Ending GoldDigger!! But just at that moment Cerberus gets back up and he grabs Gold from behind.....But oooohhh Gold with a mulekick lowblow!!! And Cerberus goes down!!! .......Gold kicks Eleven in the gut and he sets him up again for the Career Ending GoldDigger!!
ND: But whats that?!?! ITS ROMEO STONE!!! What is he doing here now? He was suppose to be here way earlier!!! ...Stone runs to the ring now and slides in and goes over to Gold and Eleven. Gold was just about to hit his finisher, but Stone stops him. He then shoves Gold into the ropes. Stone then grabs Eleven and he sets him up for his GAME OVER move!!!........But just when he wants to hit it, Cerberus knocks him in the back off the head with an elbow!! ....Eleven is freed out of the hold and he runs in on Gold, who's still hanging in the ropes....and .....HE DROPKICKS GOLD TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
DT: Cerberus bounces into the ropes and charges in on the stunned Stone and ....DEMON CUTTER!!!!......Cerberus then quickly goes to the toprope and he stands on top and .......DOOMSDAY!!!......HIS FINISHER!!!.......Eleven rolls himself on top off Stone and he goes for the cover and. ..............1.........................................................................2....................................................................3..........IT IS OVER!!!......Cerberus and Eleven have won their first tagmatch!!! What a good win for these two!!!
ND: Aaron Gold has been defeated...YESS!!!!..
DT: Cerberus now drags Gold back into the ring. Then at the same moment Eleven picks up Stone and Cerberus picks up Gold.....and ....MODIFIED GAVEL.....They hit their opponents at the same time with what looked a bit like the old finishing move of The Punisher!! ....Stone and Gold are both layed out now.
(Cerberus and Eleven get up and raise their hands in the air!! They celebrate for a bit and then leave ringside).
(The camera cuts backstage as Exile, Road Block, Marco, Drake Laps, and the IWF World Champ Joe Johnson are taking out the some of the EWCL roster).
DT: Jay Masters, Chris Outcast, Loki, Amazing Alex Addams, and Jerry Cambell are being taken out by this IWF enforcement team!
ND: THIS ISNT RIGHT! SOMEONE GET THEM SOME HELP!
(The IWF team starts to pummell the fallen EWCL members with kicks and chairs).
DT: They were just trying to protect their company that they love! These IWF guys are madmen!
ND: Well look whos leading them! Exile is out of his damn mind!
(The IWF team laugh at the havoc which they have caused as the EWCL roster is left battered and bleeding).
DT: That was just sick. I hope that the EWCL cleans these guys clocks at the PPV!
(Commercials).
DT: Wait a minute, we got another limo out here...
ND: Maybe this will answer some questions.
(The camera cuts to the next limo that parks in the place of the one before it. The door opens and Macbeth emerges from it. Macbeth walks to the security guard who promptly tells him the story with Jezebelle).
Security guard: I was watching it on the monitor, she was screaming.
Macbeth: What?! FUCKING MYSTIC!!
(Macbeth shoves past the guard, his tote bag in hand, and rushes in the building. The scene fades back).
ND: Ohh man I fear for Mystic's life right now.
DT: But who says he's the one who did it? Remember the lifeline at the end of the show...
DT: But before we are gonna go into that, lets just focus on our next match. Chris Outcast taking on The Silencer.
ND: Outcast is a free man now as he left The Legion last week. That was also the end of The Legion as the Legion is finito now. The Punisher is gone and The Legion is gone forgood.
DT: On the other hand Silencer is part of what could be the next best thing in the EWCL....The Cyanide Syndicate. ...This stable could really make it to the big time.
ND: You never know Thornton.
(Fight Song by Marilyn Manson starts to play and the logo off the Cyanide Syndicate appears on the CazzoTron. We then see Silencer and his manager Stryc-9 coming out from the back. The two make their way to the ring while the crowd boos them. Silencer gets in the ring and waits for his opponent).
(Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast and Danni Lee come walking out. The two make it to ringside and Outcast gets in the ring while Danni Lee stays on the outside).
ND: Chris Outcast has a big smile on his face. ....I think he got some.....
DT: You mean last night?
ND: No, I mean just before the match in his lockerroom.
DT: Nahh, he wouldn't.
ND: Hell, if Oucast thinks of Avril Lavigne he can go all day. Haha!
(slap-ouch).
ND: Hey, what was that for?
DT: That remark was a bit offending to Danni Lee.
ND: Yeah well but she looks like a man!! No wonder Outcast has to think of Avril Lavigne to have sex with her!!
(slap-ouch).
ND: Stoppit!!
DT: No, YOU stop it!!
Ding ding ding.
DT: The match has started and Outcast and Silencer circle eachother for about 8 seconds. They tie up, but its Silencer who gets a knee to the midsection. He pushes Outcast into the nearest corner and Silencer starts to hand out body and head shots. He starts this match off very agressive. Silencer lifts Outcast on top off the second rope and continues to ramm his fist to Outcast his body!! Silencer finally lifts Outcast on top off the toprope and climbs to the top aswell. He grabs Outcast by the tights so he can superplex him. But Outcast manages to counters and punches Silencer in the face.
ND: Outcast follows that up with a couple of elbows to the head and ....SILENCER FALLS BACKWARDS TO THE MAT!!!........Outcast then leaps off the toprope and hits a legdrop on Silencer!!!.....Outcast goes for the cover, ......1...........................................................2.................but Silencer puts a foot on the ropes to break the count. Outcast pulls Silencer up to his feet and now it is Outcast his time to throw his opponent into the corner. After doing that Outcast starts to chop Silencer to the chest several times. Silencer his chest must be red from all those chops...Oh my Godd.......
DT: Outcast grabs Silencer by the arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner!! Silencer flies in hard and Outcast follows in hot pursuit ......but OOOOOOOH SILENCER LIFTS HIS LEG UP AND OUTCAST GOES FACEFIRST INTO THE BIG BOOT!!!.....Outcast staggers backwards and Silencer goes to the second rope and ....FLYING FOREARM AND OUTCAST TO THE CANVAS!!!!........Silencer hooks the leg to get the three count now, ..........1..................................................................2...............................but Outcast kicks out.
ND: Silencer seems to be a bit pissed about this and he grabs Outcast by the hair...Ooooooh not the hair!!!.......He then throws Outcast into the ropes and when he comes off he executes a spinebuster!!!.....Outcast down again and Silencer laughs cynically, or should I say...cyanidically...oooh man I kill myself somethimes with these jokes.
DT:....Uhuh...right......Down if actually one person laughed about that, then I am gonna pay lunch next time......
ND: Really?......Ok, if anyone laughed, please email this to: neildownkicksass@hotmail.com .....Thank you.
DT: Oh please!!!
ND: Silencer picks up Outcast and he irish whips him, but Outcast reverses the irish whip. Silencer goes into the ropes and when he comes off, Outcast kicks him into the gut and ...DOUBLE ARM DDT's him!!!.....Nice...very nice!!..Outcast goes into the ropes and he comes off for a kneedrop. He hits that kneedrop right into the face!!!.....Shocking!!!....Outcast grabs Silencer and he starts to hand out more chops to the chest. He then throws Silencer into the ropes again and when he comes off he takes the big man out with a high knee!! However Silencer didn't go down!! He is stunned, but never fell to the mat!!!....Outcast charges in again for a flying shouldertackle and ....YESSSS he takes the big man to the mat!!!
DT: Outcast goes for the cover, .....1...................................................2.........................but Silencer kicks out of it.....Outcast with a tip up to get to his feet and he stomps Silencer a couple of times. He then turns Silencer on his back and he hooks in his Boston Crab!!!.....Ooh this will do it!! This is gonna be painful!!!...Silencer is in severe pain as Outcast has the Boston Crab hooked in the center of the ring. There is no way where Silencer can go.. The referee asks if he wants to tap out or not!!!.......But at that moment..Stryc-9 rolls in the ring and he puts on a pair off brassknuckles. He goes over to Outcast and ....WHAMMMMMMM....He nails him in the face with those brassknuckles!!!
ND: Stryc-9 rolls out of the ring again as Outcast goes down. The ref never seen a thing here. Silencer is checking his back as it was hurt pretty bad from that Boston Crab. He crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back to his feet. He then goes over to Outcast and goes for the cover, ......1.............................................................2.......................................BUT OUTCAST KICKS OUT!!!......Amazing!!...He got hit by brassknuckles but he kicked out of it!!!....Silencer used too much time there!!!... Stryc-9 is going nuts on the outside now.
DT: Silencer grabs Outcast by the throat now and he starts to choke the life out of Outcast. Silencer follows that up with sending Outcast into the ropes. Outcast comes off and Silencer goes for a tilt-o-wirl backbreaker ....BUT OOOOOHHH.......OUTCAST HITS THE DIRTY SOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE ON SILENCER!!!........Oh man!! He can do that move out of almost any other move I think!! Its amazing!!......Silencer is down and Outcast slowly rolls on top off Silencer now...The ref goes to count and. ...............1..................................................2..................................................3............ITS OVER!!!..Chris Outcast has won again!!
(Commercials).
Nick: Well, first off, I'd like you all to stand up and give your new Executive champion a warm welcome...
(The crowd boo's Nick.)
Nick: Very well...The reason I'm out here is because I have a few people to address before I go back to my locker room, and one of those people go by the name of Jerry Campbell.
(The crowd cheers at the mention of Campbell's name.)
Nick: I'm sure he appreciates it, really, I do. But that doesn't take away from the fact that he LOST last week, which is why I have a question for-
(Nick is interrupted by more boo's.)
Nick: SHUT UP! your Executive champion is trying to speak!
(The crowd calms down.)
Nick: I have an offer to make for everyones favorite loser, Jerry Campbell.
(Nick looks towards the camera.)
Nick: Jerry, in my home of Edmonton Alberta, I have a gym, a gym where I train people to be better than you, people like Coby Belton. Now if you want to actually learn how to WRESTLE, I want you to know the doors are always open for you.
Nick: Maybe then, I'll give you a rematch and maybe you'll know how to challenge me then, loser.
(Nick smirks as he continues.)
Nick: I also have to address a man that I think we all know I will be meeting next sunday, at the pay per view entitled "When Worlds Collide". That man is Drake Laps, now Drake, I know how badly you want to prove yourself against me and I know how much you wish you could prove yourself without actually facing me, but this is the only way out. Facing me, is the only way you'll ever be able to throw away the "rumor" that you left EWCL because you are afraid of ME.
(Nick Dangerous smirks as he starts to bring his microphone up to his mouth...He starts to talk, but a suddenly, the lights go out in the arena...The crowd goes nuts as the place is pitch black...A small hint of a voice, breathes in and breathes out, as a few words are put out for the arena to hear.)
Man: Did you miss me?
(Down Below rocks the arena...The crowd looks around as the Cazzotron shows the man, THE MAN, that NO ONE could believe is here...Drake Laps preforming a Lapidator off the top rope...Drake Laps walks out of the gorrila...The crowd starts to get a little anxious...The lights turn on as a black shirt gleans off of Drake Laps' chest...He turns around and looks up at the crowd as the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum goes balistic at the sight of Drake Laps at the top of the stage...He runs to the right side of the stage as the crowd erupts on that side...And than he runs to the left side to get the biggest pop from both sides...Laps smiles as he stops at the top of the stage, stareing at Nick Dangerous...Dangerous stunned at the sight of Laps, sits in the squared circle with his jaw dropped to the floor)
Drake Laps: Well, well, well...Isn't it a little surprise to see me here, Nicky ole boy? Just out of curiousity...Did you miss me?
(Nick looks down to the floor, not looking happy. He looks like he is thinking, as he picks his head up, he looks at Drake Laps at the stage and begins to speak.)
Nick: Heh, miss YOU!? not as much as I missed the pain I put you through, heh. I missed the look on your face you made when ever you were pissed, you know the one, the look in your eyes that always told me how afraid you were, the look of envy, how much you wanted to be like me, you're jealous of my gold, my abilities, you're just like everyone else in this place, you're jealous of ME!
(Laps shakes his head as he comes up from his look on the ground...A grin gleans off his face, as he begins)
Laps: Jealous of you...Jealous of you eh? Who would be jealous of you? Hell, I dont even think the whole EWCL and IWF ROSTER IS JEALOUS OF YOU! You never knew the point of my look, did you Nick...The pain, the suffering that you tried to put me through...It has all ended...It will all end...And tonight, I am here to tell you something more about our match...
(The crowd looks as Nick Dangerous smiles in the middle of the ring.)
Laps: Tonight, I will be at the arena in Los Angeles...And I will have the title, that is EXACTLY to your title...The internet title...So why dont you put your title where your mouth is...Next week...Our match will get a little bit interesting...Because the match that I specialize, will be the match we fight...The Nick Dangerous vs. Drake Laps will not just be a regular match...But it will be a TLC match...And for you, since you're canadian...That's a tables...ladders...and...chairs match...
(Laps smiles as Nick smiles with him.)
Nick: HA! good one Laps! seriously, do you think that's supposed to scare me!? Did you not see what I did to Jerry Campbell in a ladder match? You've obviously become quite the comedian Laps, I have no problem with this match...
(The fans cheer as Nick accepts the challenge.)
Nick: BUT!
(The fans quiet down.)
Nick: I'm gonna make this a little interesting, the whole idea of a plain TLC match kind of bores me Laps. I want something that can relate more to my name, something more dangerous. So what do ya say Drake, how about we take that TLC match, and add some barbed wire to it!? how about we make it A BARBED WIRE TLC MATCH!
Laps: Hm...A Barbed Wire TLC Match...Something to spice up the match eh? A match that will take the energy from both of us...It'll be fun Nick...I take that challenge...And trust me, I'll enjoy kicking your ass...
Nick: Oh!? That's how you treat an Executive leader? very well then, I'll see you this sunday...But one last announcement before you get out of my sight.
(Nick turns to the crowd.)
Nick: I'm gonna dedicate next weeks TLC Barbed Wire match, to none other than Kelly Laps and Drake Laps Jr....Thank you.
(Drake Laps gives a look of anger and starts walking down to the ring.)
Nick: Oh!? Drake Laps found a pair of balls eh? Come on Laps, let's do this.
(Nick throws the mic out of the ring and Drake Laps and Nick Dangerous exchange punches, fists go back and fourth until Drake brings Nick Dangerous down to the floor, Drake stomps on Nick as he rolls out of the ring. Dangerous picks up the mic outside of the ring and talks as he retreats through the crowd.)
Nick: THIS ISN'T OVER LAPS! OH NO IT ISN'T, IT HAS ONLY BEGUN.
(End of scene).
DT: Next match up is the one between Coby Belton and Mystic. Belton has had a rough time lately and well Mystic made his return last week.
ND: Yeah mirror mirror on the wall, who is the ...BAMMMMMMM.....He Cynergy Blasted the mirror into MacBeth's face and cut his face open. Now that was some work there.
DT: That was definately some return for Mystic, who's still a tagteamchampion.
(Chop Suey by System of a Down starts to play as "Soda Boy" Coby Belton comes out from behind. The crowd starts to chant "SODA....SODA...SODA" and Belton points to a can he is holding. He reaches ringside and climbs into the ring).
(Then the CazzoTron comes on and we see a lifeline which beeps steadily. Then it starts going faster and faster. The lifeline then flatlines and is replaced by an ahnk. The ahnk bursts into green flames as some green pyro expoldes onstage at the same time. Then Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic appears on the top off the ramp. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he walks to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to get into the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Belton does what he has been doing lately and thats offer a can of his Soda to his opponent. He hands a can over to Mystic. Mystic even opens the can and he takes a taste of the drink....But he's too disgusted by the taste of it that he spits it out into Belton's face!!.
ND: Oooh that didn't taste good I reckon!!
DT: Mystic starts to hand out fist after fist at Belton, who goes down to the mat. Mystic then starts to hammer down to the back off Belton. He really makes it impossible for Belton to get back to his feet........Finally Mystic stops and he drags Belton over to the ropes. He lifts him up and starts to ramm Belton's head into the topturnbuckle....1...2....3...4....5.....6....7....8.....9.......10...... Belton falls facefirst into the turnbuckles now. Mystic turns him around and he picks him up and bodyslamms him to the mat!!
ND: Mystic lifts Belton up and executes a snap suplex. He lifts Belton up again and throws a few more shots to the head. Belton is stumbling towards the ropes now and Mystic charges in on him and ...He clotheslines him over the toprope to the outside!!!.....Belton lands on the concrete and Mystic rolls to the outside and moves over to his opponent. Mystic grabs Belton by the head and he bashes his head into the security guardrail. He then lifts Belton up in a bearhug kind of move and he drives him backfirst into the steel ringpost!! Ooooooh my Godd!!!! He's destroying Belton!!!
DT: And Mystic isn't finished yet. He irish whips Belton and he goes into the steel ringsteps!!!.....Mystic slowly moves over to him, but he is unaware of it that Belton grabbed a can of his Soda.....Belton shakes the can hard and just when Mystic bends over to grab him, Belton opens the can and the soda sprays right into Mystic's face!!! ...........Belton gets back up again and he takes Mystic and ramms his head into the apron. He does this 3 times and he then rolls Mystic back into the ring. The Soda Boy gets back in and he lifts Mystic up and does a backbreaker.
ND: Belton throws a few shots to the head and he then sends Mystic into the ropes. He comes off and Belton with an European Uppercut. Mystic goes into the ropes and Belton counters and grabs Mystic and does a belly to belly suplex!!! ... Belton goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. He then tries to hook in a figure four leglock, but Mystic breaks out of it before he can hook it in. Mystic to his feet and he and Belton tie up again. The two go into the ropes and Mystic lets go off Belton and when Belton comes off he does a 3/4 turn neckbreaker!!
DT: Mystic picks Belton up, but Belton with a lowblow. Belton then quickly with a rollup for the pin, .....1.......................................................2..............but Mystic kicks out. Belton drags Mystic to the center of the ring and he lifts him up and kicks him to the gut. Belton then irish whips Mystic into the corner. Mystic flies in backfirst and Belton goes in after....but ooooh Mystic sticks his elbow out and Belton flies right into the elbow and goes down!!
ND: Mystic picks Belton up, turns him around and ......REALITY CHECK!!!...Thats a Rude awakening neckbreaker!!!...Belton will feel that one in the morning!!!...Mystic for the cover, but Belton kicks out after two. Mystic with a couple of stomps to the chest before he picks his opponent up. He sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he clotheslines him to the mat again.
DT: Mystic irish whips Belton into the ropes...Belton comes off and he counters with a dropkick.....But oooooh Mystic saw it coming and he grabs the two legs and ....HE SLINGSHOTS BELTON AND BELTON LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE TOPTURNBUCKLE!!.......Belton comes staggering out of the corner and Mystic comes in and ....CYNERGY BLAST!!!!......He nails him with his superkick finisher!!!....Mystic for the pin and. ............1........................................................2...........................................................3..............He wins it!!!
ND: But whats Mystic doing? He goes to the outside and he grabs one of those soda cans. He gets back in and goes over to Belton and he opens a can and he pours it into Beltons mouth. After the can is empty Mystic ...RAMMS THE CAN INTO BELTON'S FOREHEAD!!!......And Belton starts to bleed now!!!
Nick: DAMNIT! I can't believe this, Laps HAS to pay, I can't wait until next week when I show him what the true meaning of pain is.
(Nick throws trash cans and kicks steel chairs around. Someone then bumps into Nick from behind, Nick quickly turns around and clotheslines the person to the floor, Nick stares at the downed body.)
Nick: Eleven eh? shouldn't you be with you mommy over here!?
(Nick stomps on what seems to be a downed body of Eleven...Nick grabs a steel chair...WHAAAM! Nick just nailed Eleven in the legs with a chair! Nick now locks Eleven in a sharpshooter...It isn't long before EWCL officials drag Nick away from causing further damage, Nick just walks away, laughing sadistically.)
(Commercials).
Moogatu: And now i'm just licking your....
Jerry: MOOG!! Keep it down other wise Chris...
(Just then Jerry stops and the door swings open. Chris Christ walks in and we can hear the fans cheering in the arena.)
Christ: What you need me for man?
(Jerry walks up to Chris and puts his hand on his shoulder.)
Jerry: Well, I kinda need your help on something
Christ: Yeah?
Jerry: I need you too...
(Jerry takes a big step toward the door causing Chris to raise his eyebrow in suspicion.)
Jerry: Watch Moogatu whilst I wrestle...see ya!
(Jerry takes off slamming the door behind him. Chris calls out but it is to no avail)
Christ: Frikkin midget-sitting a horny African.
(Chris sits down to Moogatu and folds his arms. At that point Moogatu hangs up his phone.)
Christ: So...you're a midget...cool
(Moogatu shakes his head as Chris tries to think of something else to say. Moogatu's phone then begins to call.)
Moogatu: Sorry, its the bitch
(Moogatu walks off into the bathroom of the changing room and Chris just smiles and shakes his head as the scene fades out.)
DT: Lets go to our next match. We are gonna see two men that didn't have a good PPV last week. Amazing Alex Addams lost to Prime Time Champion Thorn in an excellent match. And Jerry Campbell lost a ladder match to Nick Dangerous and with that result Dangerous defended his EWCL Title succesfully. Now whats gonna happen when these two number one contenders fight eachother?
ND: Wow, you really manage to hype this match up Thornton.
DT: Well ...uh...thank you...I do my best.
ND: .....Rrrright.
(Born as ghosts by Rage Against The Machine starts to play as Amazing Alex Addams and his manager Stryc-9 appear from behind the curtains. The logo of the Cyanide Syndicate appears on the CazzoTron and the two get booed. They make it to ringside and Addams climbs in).
(County grammar by Nelly starts to play and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell comes walking out. He gets cheered on loudly by the crowd as he makes his way to ringside).
ND: If Moogatu would get cheered on he would get half of the cheers...Hahaa.....Get it....Half of the cheers!!!...Haha!!!
DT: Ooh please!!
ND: E-mail reactions about that joke to: neildownkicksass@hotmail.com .....
(slap-ouch).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Campbell enters the ring, but Addams attack him right from the start. Addams with a couple of fists to the head and chops to the chest. He whips Campbell into the ropes and when he comes off he clotheslines Campbell and he makes a 360 in the air and goes down to the mat.
ND: Man, that man can sell.
DT: Campbell didn't even had the time to take his shirt off!!...Addams picks him up again and he ripps Campbell shirt of his body!! Addams takes the leftovers of the shirt and he uses it to choke the life out of Campbell. Campbell however, grabs Addams by the nuts!!!!.... This gets the immediate break by Addams. But now Campbell is dragging Addams by his vitals!!!! Oooh man!
ND: I think Campbell is loving this match, haha.
DT: Campbell finally lets go and Addams falls to the mat. Campbell is now fired up and he is stomping Addams in the chest and face. Campbell takes Addams his legs and delivers another lowblow with an elbow drop!!! Amazingly, Addams gets to his knees despite the pain he is in. Campbell comes after Addams but Addams repays him with a lowblow of his own!! Campbell falls down to his knees now and Addams climbs back to his feet at the same time. He pulls Campbell up and he throws him into the ropes.
ND: When Campbell comes off Adams does a Lou Thesz press and lands on Campbell and starts to hand out punch after punch. Addams picks Campbell up and he delivers a belly to back suplex!!! He goes for the cover, but Campbell kicks out. Addams grabs Campbell and he irish whips him into the ropes again. Campbell comes off and slides through the legs, gets up behind Addams and ....ATOMIC DROP........Addams goes into the ropes and when he comes off Campbell clothelines him to the mat!!!
DT: Addams went down facefirst and Campbell quickly takes advantage of the situation and he hooks in a sharpshooter!!! Addams shouts it out from the pain and Campbell is holding on strong to the submission move!! The ref is checking on Addams and at that moment we see that Stryc-9 comes back in the ring!!! Just like earlier on during the Silencer-Outcast match, Stryc-9 comes in and he got those brassknuckles on again. Jerry Campbell obviously saw the Silencer-Outcast match and he lets go off Addams and before Stryc-9 can do anything Campbell knocks him down with a clothesline!!
ND: The referee then makes Stryc-9 leave the ring. Yeah like he wants to stay in the ring...duh!!!......Campbell turns around to face Addams again, but gets kicked in the gut by Addams. Addams then lifts Campbell on top off the nearest turnbuckle and climbs on aswell. Addams grabs Campbell and ....SUPERPLEXES HIM TO THE CANVAS!!!......And Campbell is out!!!......Addams rolls on top off Campbell and goes for the cover, ......1....................................2...............................but a kickout by Campbell.
DT: Addams picks Campbell up and he kicks him into the midsection a couple of times. Campbell goes down to one knee again and Addams lifts him up for a shoulderbreaker!!!.....Addams seems to be wanting to end it right here now!! He throws Campbell into the ropes, but Campbell jumps on top off the topturnbuckle!!! And he dives off for a crossbody and he lands on Addams!!! He took down Addams with that move there!!!... Campbell for the cover, .......1...........................................................................2........................but Addams kicked out of it.
ND: Campbell picks Addams up and he executes a reverse DDT!!!.....He goes for another pin, but again he only gets a two count. What more does Campbell have to do to win here? I have no idea.....Campbell picks Addams up and he bodyslams him to the mat again!!! He picks him up for a second time and again he bodyslams him to the mat!!!....And another time!!! He bodyslammed Addams three times to the mat!!
DT: Addams is layed out and Campbell goes to the toprope. He gets to the top and ....HE DIVES OFF FOR A BIG ELBOW DROP ON ADDAMS AND HE HITS IT!!!......Oh great what a move!!!.....Campbell goes for the cover now, ..............1................................................................2....................but Stryc-9 comes in again and he pulls Campbell off of Addams!! Oh man that Stryc-9 is annoying!!...Campbell gets to his feet and he corners Stryc-9 in one of the four corners. Ooooh yeah he got him now!! I wouldn't want to be Stryc-9 right now!!!....
ND: Just when Campbell wants to do something to Stryc-9, Addams gets back up and he charges in on Campbell!!!. .....But it looks like Campbell got eyes in the back of his head as he moves out of the way in time.....And Addams flies right into his own manager Stryc-9!!!!.......And the manager is knocked out!!!....Addams staggers out of the corner and Campbell grabs him and .....THE FICLER!!!........What a finishing move!!!......Campbell goes for the cover and. ..............1..............................................................2...................................................3........................HE WINS!!!
DT: This is a real big win for Jerry Campbell and he needed that win after he lost last week to Nick Dangerous. He really needed that win.
(Jerry Campbell gets back to his feet and he raises his hands in the air. The crowd cheers him on as he puts his hand to his ear, Hulk Hogan style....).
DT: Yes he's really celebrating.
(At that moment So Much Pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac starts to play and we see someone coming out from the crowd. That someone is holding a steelchair as he climbs in the ring).
ND: IT''S "THE PERFECT STORM" STEPHEN JACKSON!!!!....WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?
DT: Jackson comes in from behind Campbell and ...BAMMMMMMM.....He nails Campbell in the head with it!!!..He then picks Campbell up and lifts him on the toprope. He climbs on aswell and he turns Campbell around and ....LANDFALLL......TOPROPE PILEDRIVER!!!!..........
(Jackson then asks for a mic and while Campbell is layed out on the mat the attacker takes the word).
Stephen Jackson: Remember me, Jerry Campbell??......You remember me?.......You thought you got rid of me, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU??? .....But you never!!!...You wanna know why????.....Because "THE PERFECT STORM" ALWAYS COMES BACK AND TAKES WHATS HIS!!!!
(Stephen Jackson drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and leaves).
DT: Holy shit!! The Perfect Storm is back!! Due to Jerry Campbell he didn't get a contract a couple of weeks ago in one of those contract matches. Now he's back and ready to end Jerry Campbells career.
(Commercials).
(Born of a broken man hits and Exile walks out to a thunderous amounts of boos from the EWCL loyal. He makes his way to the ring).
Exile: You boo me? You chastise me? Im the damn reason your here! God knows that you arent here to see the show. Ive seen the card, I wouldve stayed home too. But the inkling that I might show up, just the mere notion that you guys got from your little internet hot sheets made you want to come. Well I'm never one to disappoint. HERE I AM!
(The crowd massively boos).
Exile: You know you love it. But alas I did came here with more a purpose than just to have you all boo me, as entertaining as that is. I thought we might play a game. We COULD play monopoly but we all know that Cazzo would lose that one. We COULD play Scrabble but we all know that half the EWCL roster cant spell, and I would play Strageto but Nick Dangerous is Canadian and well...you know. But I have a better game in mind. Its about a notso lovable schizophrenic that you guys so love to call MACBETH
(The EWCL loyal cheer Macbeths name).
Exile: So NOW you cheer his name hunh. Fickle fickle crowd. You cheer the man who drove me away. Who almost ended my career. You cheer the man who took away Sean Corvik. You cheer the man who has singlehandly brought the EWCL down from the greatness that it once held. But he wasnt always a disturbed little freak. My game is called Macbeth...this is your strife!
(Exile points to the Cazzotron).
Exile: If you will all look towards the Cazzotron, which I named, youll see this cute picture of a baby Macbeth being held by his mother. Awwwwwww aint it cute. Not very many pictures of Macbeth and his mommy. Mostly because she left his ass after seeing what he was going to grow up to be. I guess some people are just fuckups even they are babies. I had a chance to talk to Macky's mommy dearest.
(Macbeths mother comes up on the screen).
Macbeths Mom: My biggest regret was
(The crowd boos Exile for the obviously edited tape).
Exile: Hey dont boo me! Shes the heartless bitch who left her children. Hell Macky basically was raised by Jezebelle. That would just about make anyone a schizo.
(Macbeths music hits and he comes out to a huge ovation).
Macbeth: THATS ENOUGH! You think you can play games?
Exile: Thats exactly what im thinking. Its a bird! Its a plane!
Macbeth: What the hell are you talking...
(Road Block crushes Macbeth with a chair shot to the head)
Exile: ITS A ROAD BLOCK!!!!
(Road Block picks up Macbeth and throws him in the ring with Exile).
Exile: Aw look! Its Christmas time!
(Exile picks up Macbeth and gives him an outcast. Exile then stomps on Macbeths body).
Exile: Lets open up my present shall we?
(Road Block goes under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer).
Exile: Remember this Macky? DO YOU? WHEN YOU STOOD RIGHT HERE AND BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH WITH IT?! I guess payback is going to be more of a bitch than your own mother. Because unlike you, IM NOT GOING TO STOP!
(Exile rears back the sledgehammer to crush Macbeth when suddenly Nick Dangerous, Thorn, Chris Outcast, Jerry Campbell, Jay Masters and Chris Christ rush to the ring. Exile drops the sledgehammer and him and Road Block run out of the ring).
Exile: YOU COME OUT TO SAVE HIM?! YOU COME OUT TO SAVE THAT PEICE OF SHIT?! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS BEING PUMMELED BY THAT BASTARD! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SEAN CORVIK GOT TAKEN OUT! YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING HYPOCRITES!! MAC YOU GOT LUCKY! AT WORLD COLLIDE THERE WONT BE ANYONE TO SAVE YOU! AND AS FOR ALL OF YOU...CHERISH YOUR JOBS BECAUSE IM GOING TO TAKE THIS COMPANY DOWN WITH MY OWN HANDS!! YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT!
(Exile storms out as the crowd cheers for the EWCL members in the ring).
DT: This has go to stop. This is getting too much now!!!.
ND: Damn that Exile, damn him and the IWF!!!
(Commercials).
DT: Folks, we have already been subject to a STELLAR EWCL Insurgence, but NOW, we are on the verge of our double main event!!
ND: That's right!! Kids, get your unsupervised asses to bed, as it's time for the Hell in a Cell Iron Circle!!!
DT: Strait Hate!! Cable!! These two have been at each other's throats for the better part of the last two months, and this could be one hell of a boiling point here tonight!!
(An overhead shot of the cage and the cars can be seen, as the camera slowly pans around to catch a glimpse of the entire battlefield.)
DT: Six cars, trunks loaded with weapons, are set into a circle, and then surrounded by a Hell in a Cell. In the middle of the fighting, the way you get to the weapons is by taking off those tarps, reaching into the front seat, and popping the trunk with the latch. After that, any tools of destruction inside are fair game.
ND: I am going to LOVE this, Dean!!! Competition, championships, CHEATING!! Brutality, blood, and battery!!
DT: The doors to the cage will be locked, and the entire roof area has been blocked off by security. The only other people on the roof will be the ref, and the cameramen!
ND: This is going to be a fight to the END, with nobody getting OUT of that cage, and no one else getting IN!!
(Just then, the camera catches sight of the elevator doors opening on the far side of the roof. From inside the elevator, Strait Hate walks out, limping slightly, yet beaming at the thought of bloodletting. The Hardcore title is strapped onto his shoulder. With the same smile, Strait starts to walk to the cage. The fans give even boos and cheers for the man's appearance on the Cazzotron, and begin to buzz in anticipation of this horrendous match to come.)
DT: It may be odd for wrestler to enter to no music these days, but we didn't really feel like carrying a boom box to the roof.
ND: Yeah, we're lazy. So what?
DT: Anyway, Strait has one HELL of a list of injuries stemming from the fall last week at Happy Days…
ND: That's right, Thornton. Strait Hate is currently wrestling with a broken tailbone, two broken ribs, a fractured arm, and internal bleeding.
DT: Yet, he's SMILING as he's walking into the cage arena… this man truly scares me.
ND: …Pussy…
(SLAP-OUCH)
ND: DAMMIT!! You do that sh*t again, and I'll beat you like a circus monkey!
(Strait makes it to the cage gates, and hands the Hardcore belt to the referee. Strait takes a look around the cell from the doorway, and again grins at the thoughts of what he can do to Cable. Strait steps inside the cage, and walks to the far end. Talking a jump, then another step, Strait perches himself on top of the car facing south, hunched onto his prepared to pounce the second the cage door is locked.)
ND: What the Hell is he doing?!?! Start pulling those tarps off, and pop those damn trunks!!
DT: I don't think he'll do that, Neil. Strait, in his own sadistic, psychotic mind, wants to take EVERY ounce of life from Cable without any advantages. He wants to KILL him, but do it FAIR…
(The fans get the sight of Strait perched fore the kill, and buzz even more about the bloodbath coming. Soon, another ring is heard, but this time, it's the Cargo elevator five feet from the front of the cage. The doors slowly spread apart vertically, and inside, we can all see Johnathan Cable inside the massive carrier. The fans give him about the exact same reaction they gave Strait, hatred, yet respect for what they are willing to do for the belt. Cable's face is clad in a molded black leather mask, and the fire ights gints slightly off of the sooth leather)
DT: And there's the ex-champion AND challenger for the Hardcore title, John Cable!
ND: And he's not alone, Dean!! He brought something of his own!!
(As the doors separate, we see Cable holding onto a red wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow: a stack of four steel chairs. The same sadistic grin on Strait's face, is now on Cable's. At least thats what we expect, we can't see because of the mask he is wearing to cover his face burns from last week)
(Cable then starts to shout at Strait).
Cable: The time has come finally, for the beast to come out of hiding, and finally face the man who has made him who he has become one more time! Through the hell that Strait Hate has dwelt within for as long as he can remember, a creature has emerged, forced week in and week out to face off against a man who no mortal should ever find across this squared circle, and now that creatire has flowered into a killing machine!"
"Hate has taken this whole thing from level to level and I have clung on for the ride, but no longer! From this moment on, there has to be a change! Strait Hate shall no longer be the one taking things to the next level week in and week out. Instead, Hate will be forced to keep up with me! Starting tonight, and ending tonight, Strait Hate will find out exactly what kind of a man Johnathan Cable has become, and now, there will be no running away, and no mercy from the man he has created. I am looking to end this tonight Hate, so find yourself one hell of a hiding place, and cower there, for tonight, the beast has come to play, and there will be no end to the blood shed!" "Prepare Strait Hate, for the Evolution!"
DT: I don't think that Cable cares as much about the rules of war as Strait does!!
ND: You wouldn't either, if your opponent left 3rd degree burns on your face from a fireball!!
DT: These two are staring a hoe through each other!!
(Indeed they are, as the sadistic smiles have vanished. It is replaced by pure hatred of each other. Strait jumps down from the car, and stands in the middle of the Iron Circle. He points over at the challenger, and tensions mount.)
Strait: Alright, F*CK YOU, PUSSY!!
(Strait flips his opposition the bid, and Cable doesn't take very well to it. Johnathan just stands there, anger engulfing his face for a few seconds.)
DT: The pure DESPISE these two feel for each other can be FELT in the arena, and they're in the damn garage!!
(Just then, Cable snaps with a loud yell, and charges forward for the gate of the cell, wheelbarrow at point. He runs right past the ref, and toward his opponents. The crowd erupts as the emotions unleash, and the two bulls meant in center ring.)
DT: Our first of TWO Main Events is under way!!!
(The ref quickly slides into the cage, and pulls the doors with him. Taking a padlock from his pocket, the door is locked. The ref turns just in time to see Cable try to roll the wheelbarrow of chairs right into Strait with all of his strength. Strait dodges to the left, and the cart rolls right past him, smashing into the bumper of the southwest car.)
ND: Cable knows Strait's midsection is in pain, so he was looking to destroy intestine!!
(The cart tips over, spilling chairs onto the ground. Strait evades the wheelbarrow, but as he looks back, he sees Cable just in time to catch a HUGE spear to his gut. Strait goes flying backwards, and lands with a thud on the concrete. The crowd gasps in awe.)
DT: It looks like he just might have done that Neil!!
(The camera moves and zooms on Strait, to see him holding his ribs, look of pain on his face. A small trickle of blood comes from his mouth, and we can see that the internal bleeding was not helped out much by that spear. Cable stands up, giving the double finger to Strait.)
Cable: WHO'S THE PUSSY NOW, BITCH?!?!
(The crowd laughs a bit at the trash talk, and make that stupid “burn” noise made popular on the Springer show. Cable reaches over, and starts grabbing chairs.)
ND: Well, glad I sent the kids to bed, eh?
DT: Well, EWCL is TV-14 anyway, ND… Parental Discretion is advised…
ND: Yeah, and usually it's COMPLETELY F*CKING IGNORED….
(Cable starts to stack all four chairs on top of Strait's prone body. After all four are in place, John tears the tarp off the northern car, the Dodge Diplomat from earlier tonight with Cazzo. After taking the tarp off, John lays in a couple of huge stomps onto Strait under the chairs, making sure he's in no real condition to move. He starts to lift the wheelbarrow onto the trunk of the North Car.)
DT: What in the Hell could he be setting up here?
(Once the wheelbarrow is on top of the trunk, Cable takes his 350+ frame, and hops on himself. John sits on the roof of the car, and places his feet on the back of the wheelbarrow frame.)
ND: Oh no, this could REALLY be bad!!!
(With a grunt and a mighty push with his strong legs, Cable kicks the red cart off the trunk, and the fans cheer with excitement. The wheelbarrow falls hard to the cement, and makes a loud clang as it lands on the chairs. Strait though, was healthy enough to roll out of the way at the last second, and the all the barrow hits is chairs.)
DT: Strait was LUCKY he was able to free himself…. That could have easily ended the match had that fifty pound cart landed on him through those chairs!!
(Cable swears and jumps down from the car. He starts to move towards Strait as quick as he can. Right when John gets near Strait's cradled form, Strait suddenly springs to life. Rolling over quickly Strait literally flings a steel chair at the forehead of Cable. A loud strike is heard, as Hate gets to his feet, and delivers a hard uppercut to John's gut.)
DT: Strait quick to recover and take the offensive back.
ND: That fractured arm doesn't seem to be bothering him all too much now, as he knows the name of the game is SURVIVAL!
(Cable stands straight up from the uppercut, and when he does, Strait gives him a blatant thumb to the eye. Blinded, John is forced to stumble around for a second. Strait grabs a chair form the ground again, and makes a mad dash for the door of the North car. Once there, Strait slams the chair on the ground. This gets the attention of the blinded Cable, and the man turns in the direction of the noise. When he does this, Strait pops the latch to the trunk of the car, and it flies upwards. With a loud thunk, the metal strikes HARD against the skull of Cable, sending his RIGHT to the ground, with the crowd letting out a low “oohhhh”.)
DT: And just like that, Strait has scored his first knockdown!!
ND: More important, the trunk is open!! We have weapons!!
(The crowd applauds, as Strait rushes over to the open trunk. Inside the trunk, is a bike chain, a baseball bat, and a pizza cutter. The crowd groans and cheers at the same time.)
DT: Oh, NO…
(Strait goes for What else but the pizza cutter, and the crowd explodes.)
DT: NO, DAMMIT, NOT RIGHT AWAY!!
(Cable is just now sitting up from his encounter with the trunk, and Strait steps up behind him. Using a hand to hold his chin, Strait quickly rips the mask off of Cable's face!!! It takes him some effort to take the mask off but he finally does. Strait drops the pizza cutter down, and slices it hard across the forehead of Cable, making his cry out in pain. The crowd groans again at the act, just as Strait does it AGAIN)
ND: OH GOD!! This is TRUE blading!!!
DT: EWCL… breaking kayfabe every week…
(Strait throws the cutter off into the corner of the cage, and blood is already making streams down from Cable's face. Strait leaves John to start collecting his own blood, and pulls off the tarp to the southwestern car. After performing this task, and throwing the balled up tarp into the corner, Strait returns, and lifts Cable to his feet by the hair.)
DT: Johnathan Cable is bleeding like there's no tomorrow here, Neil!
ND: Yeah, a pizza cutter will do that to you!!
(The champ brings him to about 10 feet away from the driver's side of the Southwest car, then grabs his arm, arching his body back into a HUGE Irish Whip. At the last second though, John reverses, and on his way past, grabs Strait by the back of his head. John simultaneously whips Hate and drives Hate by the head face first into the panel of the driver's side door. The material dents deep, and Strait goes to the ground as the crowd again goes “Ohhhhhhh”.)
ND: Strait Hate just caused some collision damage to the side of that car!!
DT: Knowing Strait, that car may be more damaged that he is though!
(Strait is on the ground in pain. Cable takes a second, and feels the blood running in lines down his face. Another look of pure, unadulterated hatred comes over him, as he looks at the crimson on his palm. With a yell, Cable runs back to the open South trunk, and picks up both the baseball bat, and the heavy chain.)
DT: Well, I wonder just what that sick bastard has got on his mind….
(John stops, wedges the bat in the bumper, and starts wrapping the chain around the end of the bat.)
ND: YES!!! INNOVATING WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE, Right in front of your eyes!!!
(Cable takes his chain-bat, and walks briskly back over to where Strait is lying, coughing up a little more blood. John picks the Champ up, and Strait is still dazed. The champ can hardly stay up, and is forced to balance on one knee against the door. Resting his head on the window, Strait is in big trouble. Cable stands a few feet away, and rears back into a wide arc with his new weapon. An instant later, a whistle cuts through the air like a knife, followed by a loud smack, and the SHATTERING of glass. “Holy Sh*t” chants erupt from the crowd in the arena.)
DT: OH, SWEET JESUS!! Cable just set Strait's head against the window, the deliver no-less than a HOME RUN swing to the temple of Strait Hate with a baseball bat!!
ND: I don't care WHAT you say, that shot was FOUL!! There was a length of heavy chain wrapped around that baseball bat!!!
DT: The glass the champ was leaning on is completely shattered, and a HUGE is there on the spot where Strait's SKULL went through it!!
ND: I don't care WHO you are!! This match is f*cking over!!!
(Cable smiles in evil pride at his act, and clears the area of any glass, so that he can go for the cover.)
DT: We have a new champ folks. ONE-TWO-THRE----NO!!! Strait kicked out at the last possible second!!!!
ND: HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?!?!?! Strait has to have glass embedded into his brainpan!!
DT: It doesn't matter, the tough bastard kicked out!!
ND: No he didn't!! He didn't kick out, that was a death spasm!!
(Cable can't believe it, but then again, he probably couldn't care. He gets to inflict more punishment now, and a smile comes across his face. As a matter of symbolism, Cable reaches his entire arm through the gap in the window, and pops the latch to the trunk.)
DT: It makes me SICK to think a human head made that gap!!
(The trunk pops open, and Cable runs to the back, to see what it could be inside. The trunk bears for Cable four empty beer bottles, and a 20” television set.)
ND: What the hell? Beer and TV? Did that car come from the f*cking Man Show?
(Strait Hate is still unmoving, and evil thoughts are coursing through Cable's now burnt, bloodstained face. Cable grabs a beer bottle, takes aim, and then throws it from behind the trunk towards Strait's prone body. The bottle misses, and shatters on the ground, right next to the Champ, but the broken glass still ricochets off his body. Cable throws the second and the third one. The second lands on the ground, and breaks next to the champ's ear, and the third bounces off his stomach without breaking.)
DT: There's a little bit of target practice going on here, Neil!
ND: It looks like Cable is trying to wear that target out!!
(Cable dips back into the trunk, and the crowd buzzes as he lifts out the 20-inch television set with both arms.)
DT: Oh NOOOOOOOO…
(Cable rears his body back, and throws the TV at Strait. The monitor lands square on Strait's stomach, and the entire crowd gasps then groans. The television lands, and forces Strait to sit up from its impact. A look of pain is in Strait's head, as one entire side of his head is bleeding. Strait coughs up blood in a spurt the second he sits up, and slowly moves the TV off his stomach. While this is happening, Cable has the last beer bottle in his hands, lining up his shot. Right when the champ moves the TV, the Challenger throws the bottle bottom-over-neck. The beer glass flips through the air, and then is destroyed with a DEAD ON shot right between the eyes of Strait. The bottle throws glass of itself everywhere, as Hate is knocked down onto his back, completely out, and a new cut in the middle of his forehead. For their part, the crowd erupts into another “Holy Sh*t!!” chant.)
DT: Strait Hate takes a TELEVISION to the gut, then a flying BEER BOTTLE right to the face!!!
ND: Remember, Strait had broken ribs, and was bleeding internally going INTO this match!! He's gonna need SURGERY now, folks!!
(Darker red blood flows from the corner of Strait's mouth, as Cable looks over from his spot to see his handiwork. John has to wipe his own blood from his eyes, before smiling a look of evil joy.)
DT: There is blood EVERYWHERE on that concrete, from BOTH men!
(Cable turns away from the champ, and simultaneously grabs the Southeastern and Northeastern tarps at once, pulling each one off with a mighty tug. Under each one sits another worthless junker. Cable return to where Strait is, and begins to bring him to his feet. John picks him up, and walks him to the center of the circle. With a huge whip, he fires Strait into the chain link wall on the side of the cell. Strait bounces off of it and onto his knees, coughing more blood onto the ground. John walks up to him, and starts to punch him in the forehead, opening up Strait's cuts even further.)
ND: Quite literally, Strait's blood is on Cable's hands!!
(Cable continues to rain punches onto Strait, yet, as blood drips like sweat from Strait's face onto the ground, it only seems to wake the Hardcore champion up. With every punch, Strait starts to look more and more angry, under the sheet of blood covering his face. Finally, Strait's anger erupts, and with a roar, he delivers a MASSIVE low blow to the groin of Cable. The crowd erupts at the change of pace.)
DT: There's a TRUE, great equalizer there, Neil!!
(Strait gets up, and takes John by the hair. With a vengeance, Strait rips Cable's forehead to shreds, as he pulls his face back and forth across the chain link. Strait lets go of his hair, and then whips him by the arm towards the front bumper of the Northeastern car. Strait is a step behind, as Cable hits the bumper. John sees the Hardcore champ coming though, and quickly turns once hitting the hood. Ducking his shoulder, Cable delivers a big back body drop onto the hood of the car, denting the panel in extremely deep.)
ND: Nice counter maneuver there by Cable.
DT: Both these guys are losing so much blood… I don't know how they're still going!
(Cable rolls onto the hood with Strait, and the car strains from under the pressure of seven hundred pounds on it's front. Cable gets Strait to his feet, then lifts him high into the air with a military press slam. The crowd cheers in appreciation of the strength.)
DT: Good GOD, look how strong Cable is!!
ND: Cable is lifting a man his OWN weight over his head!!
(Strait is able to worm out through, and lands on the hood. In a motion that takes seconds, Strait hooks the man around the waist with a grunt of strength, Strait throws Cable with a HUGE Belly-To-Belly suplex, putting him THROUGH the windshield on the front of the car. “E-W-C-L” chant erupts from the crowd, as Strait goes for the pin.)
DT: Strait just dropped a BIG Belly-To-Belly through that windshield!!!
ND: Hate has the pin!! ONE-TWO, NO!! Two count!!
DT: I don't think pin attempts are going to be often in this match..
ND: Wow, great job there, Sherlock… these two are out to just HURT each other!!
(Strait rolls off the hood, and opens the door to the North driver's side. With a pop, Strait unlatches the hood. Strait ignores the open trunk, and runs to the Northeastern car, popping that trunk open as well. Strait runs into the center to see what weapons each one has. In the northeast car is a kendo stick, a pair of nunchuckus, and a dreaded kama sickle.)
DT: We've got a trove of martial arts weapons in the trunk of the car on the right!
ND: But look at what we've got in the left one!!
(Strait's face contorts to one of sheer confusion, as he looks in the trunk on the left and sees nothing but… a saxophone.)
ND: A Sax… a f*cking saxophone. We've got some DAMN DUMB people booking this sh*t!!
(Strait starts to reach into the Northeast trunk for some of the martial arts weapons, after giving an odd look to the saxophone. Strait reaches out to get the kama sickle, but then, the Trunk door closes on his, smashing his forearm in between the trunk, and the hood of the trunk. A look shows that Cable, bleeding from his back as well as his face now, slams the trunk door onto Strait's arm. Hate yells in pain, and holds his forearm, falling to his knees.)
DT: That arm is already fractured, Neil!!
ND: Well, it's BROKEN now, if Cable has anything to say about it.
(Cable grabs the nunchukus, and instead of swinging them around like a a master, he does the ghetto thing with them, and that's wrap them around the throat of his opponent. Strait waves his good arm in the air, trying to gain balance as Cable cranks on the weapon, and cutting off his air supply even more. Just when Strait is turning purple, John releases the nunchukus, and grabs the kama sickle. The silver blade of the spike shines in the moonlight, as Cable walks over and jabs Strait right in the forehead with the point of weapon. A few people in the crowd scream in terror at the move, and a large hole is put into the head of Strait Hate.)
DT: Ok, there needs to be a time when the ref intervenes…
ND: WHY?!?! These two wanted this match!! The ref can just stand to the sight, and twiddle his thumbs like he's been doing all night!!
(Cable stabs Strait in the head with the sickle again, but this time, puts pressure on the blade, driving the hole deeper into his skin. Cable then rips violently to the side, instantly shredding skin, and making Strait yell in pain again. The crowd fights to not look away, as Strait's entire head has been circled with cuts, and he looks to be a lobotomy patient.)
DT: THAT WAS JUST SICK!!
ND: WHO CARES?!?!
DT: I DO, STOP THIS DAMN FIGHT!!
(Cable throws the sickle to the side, as Strait tries to hold together flaps of skin torn by the blade. John quickly grabs the kendo stick, and with a huge golf swing, cracks it HARD against the back of the head of Strait Hate. Hate drops onto the ground, hurting once again.)
DT: And again, Cable has taken control of this contest!!
(Johnathan looks over at the saxophone in the other trunk open, and decides to leave it where it is after giving it an odd glance. Cable reaches forward, and tugs the tarp off of the South car, then quickly runs around and pops the trunk. Inside, there is only a garbage can.)
ND: Well, that trunk was kinda depressing, wasn't it?
(Cable hesitates for a moment, but he then grabs the garbage can as it looks like he has a plan. He takes the garbage can and he places it on top of Straits crotch. Cable then grabs the Saxophone from the other trunk and he walks over to Strait).
DT: Is this gonna turn into what I think it is gonna turn into?
ND: I hope so!! I haven't heard a nice tune out of a saxophone in awhile.
(Cable takes the saxophone and he starts to smash the saxophone onto the garbage can and it crashes right into Straits nuts. Strait shouts it out and Cable with some trash talk. Cable repeats this several times till he had enough of "playing" the saxophone).
ND: I am a bit disappointedn now.
DT: Why?
ND: I thought he really was gonna play the saxophone.
(slap-ouch).
(Cable now pulls the last tarp off the last car, and pops the trunk. Inside, is a barbwire explosive barricade. It's a board wrapped with barbwire, and with light C4 charges on the board itself. When the crowd sees this they react with a big "'ooooooooooh?!?").
DT: HOLY JEEZUS!!!
ND: Wha...wha.....What is that?!?
(Even Cable is surprised of what is in that trunk. Cable thinks it over and he goes to the front of the car and he pops the car out of park. He then uses all the strength he has left in his body and he pushes the car towards the middle of the circle).
ND: Is he gonna drive over him or what?
(Cable picks Strait up and he and he brings him over to the trunk right next to where he pushed the explosive barbwire barricade. Cable rips the hood of the trunk off, so that the trunk is wide open, and the barbwire bombs can be easily exploded).
ND: SHE"S GONNA BLOW!!! EVERYONE HIDE!!
DT: Uh...Neil........We are inside!!!
ND: Oh...
DT: ....And....
(slap-ouch).
(Cable sets Strait up for a powerbomb off the opposite trunk, and into the barbwire bombs).
DT: Oh God no!! Someone stop this before its too late!!
(Cable goes for the powerbomb, but surprisingly Strait reverses it and Cable goes flying into the barbwire and bombs .........CAAAAAAAAAABAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM).
DT: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST SEEN!!
ND: This is worse then when Dan Prohibition and Dawg Fase brought that C4 to the ring.
(There's smoke coming out of Cable's back now and he's not moving at all at the moment. Strait now limps around the cage and he's collecting all the weapons that have been used in this match sofar. He collects them and he throws all the weapons into the center of the circle).
ND: Is he gonna burn them ritually?
DT: No, I think he's gonna stick them all ...UP YOUR ASS!!
ND: .....
(While Cable is still not moving Strait has collected all the weapons and threw them in the center of the circle and there's a huge pile of weapons now. Strait limps over to Cable now and he tries to drag him out....Strait then grabs the hood from the trunk that was tore off and he throws it on top off the pile).
(Strait tries to drag Cable out again and he manages to do so. He drags the limp Cable out and he rolls him onto the North trunk. Strait climbs on the North trunk and the two stand on it and face the pile of weapons).
DT: What more can they do? What more can they think of to hurt eachother? I think they did everything there's possible.
ND: I never seen the cookie sheet yet....Somehow I am still disappointed coz of that.
(slap-ouch).
(Strait grabs Cable and he sets him up for his Hatebomb from the top of the trunk. But just when he wants to deliver it, Cable moves out of it and he slides behind Strait and ....HOOKS IN THE DEADLY BY DESIGN ....AND HE HITS THE DEADLY BY DESIGN OFF THE CAR INTO THE HUGE PILE OF WEAPONS!!!).
DT: Have mercy!
(The mess is huge and there's blood all over the place, but Cable manages to put his arm on top off Strait now. The referee can do his job and starts to count, ..................................................1............................................................................................2................................................................................3.............................).
DT: IT IS OVER!! IT IS FINALLY OVER!!!
ND: We have a new Extreme Champion!! Johnathan Cable is once again the Extreme Champion!! He done it again!!
DT: But what these two men have been doing is extraordinary. And hear that crowd go....they are cheering both men on as they were hero's. And please get some medics in here, they really need it.
(Commercials).
DT: What a sick match, what a sick, sick match!!
ND: I know, I know, I know. Anything else on your mind.
DT: Well actually we still haven't heard an update on Jezebelle. I wonder when we can...
(The arena goes dark. A neon green beeping lifeline beats across the Cazzotron. Steadily it beats faster until finally, it flatlines and vanishes altogether in an ankh. The ankh spins for a moment and then bursts into green flames. In a matter of seconds the ankh is completely consumed and the flames dissipate into another beeping lifeline. Just as the first, it steadily gains speed and flatlines completely, until disappearing once again in favor of a pair of Japanese Kanji symbols with "SLAVE" under the characters. The lights remain out as the opening beat to "I Live In Silence" by Civilian slowly resonate through the speakers, before hitting the heaviest part).
#I was on my way to the center of the sun#
#I was on my way to the city in the clouds#
DT: SEAN CORVIK!!! HE'S BACK!!
ND: Oh my God. He was the one sending the messages! Mystic was doing his dirty work!
DT: It could be the other way around. But why do they have Jezebelle?
ND: Isn't it obvious? Remember who took Corvik out for such a long period of time? Macbeth! And this is Corvik's payback.
DT: But it's not like him to take it out on a woman!
ND: Shut up, let him speak.
(The two men climb in the ring with the larger Mystic holding on to Jezebelle with ease. Sean calls for a microphone from the timekeeper who quickly tosses him one. Sean holds it in front of Damien's mouth as he keeps his arms locked around her).
Mystic: You like this Jezebelle? You like being in the arms of a real man?
(Jezebelle is clearly beside herself in shock right now, but can only mutter behind the gag. Kincade breaks into a sadistic grin).
Mystic: Yeah thats what I thought. You DO enjoy this feeling you little slut.
(He shoves her to the canvass and places a foot on her back).
Mystic: Though, I don't have the time or energy to attempt to thaw you, you frigid bitch
(Sean's viseur sports an arrogant sneer as well. He moves the microphone from Damien's lips to his own).
DT: Somebody stop this nonsense! Where is Macbeth?!
Corvik: My, how the mightiest foundations fall when you take out a single brick, a lifeline of sorts. I've been gone for two months from this federation, letting old wounds heal. For two months I made no public appearances and just sat back in my hospital room for the majority of that time, planning some way to get back at the one they call Macbeth. No, this isn't a bad mood because I wasn't being sent enough flowers. I know who sparkles and who doesn't in my world, and this is only the tip of things to come.
(Sean runs a hand through his hair as the commentators have been completely cut off).
Corvik: You blamed me for things that were not my doing. You blamed the death of Alexander on me. On me! Where were you, Macbeth? Where were you? I was his best friend...his only friend...and he shot himself in the fucking head because he just couldn't deal with the torment anymore. My friend shot himself and all you can do is point your power wielding finger at me and dare justify your words. This isn't about respect anymore, it's about the hell I went through when I lost one of the only people in this business I respect, the other one standing next to me right now with his foot in that worthless cunt's back. And you fucking fans dare boo me because Macbeth is a saint. You dare jeer me when you do not see who the hell the real enemy is. This bitch here is only an example.
(With a wind up, Sean rares back and kicks Jezebelle in the ribs. Kincade looks a bit shocked, but just laughs as Corvik lands the kick. He grabs the mic from Corvik and raises it once again).
Mystic: Go ahead, go ahead and boo this man for his actions. Try to dictate his course of exsistence. Act as if you mean something. And you Jezebelle. Go ahead and cry. In fact, scream for me little girl. There is nothing that can save you from this. Why am I here? Because I want to be. Is it because Sean asked me to do this? No, it isn't. It's because I wanted to do this. I have sat back, complacent with watching, for entirely too long. Listening to the talk in the back, listening to the vulturistic commentators and column writers employed here. Having them tell me that I am nothing. That I don't deserve to have what I do. Who in the hell are they to dictate what is allowed me? You don't think I should have what I want? Then so be it, neither shall you. We start with Macbeth. What can he do? We already have the thing he cherishes the most. Look at her, just a simple combination of DNA, yet all of a sudden, it makes her more important? more valuable than any one else? She is nothing. Just a simple collection of blood and bone. We were all affected by the loss of Glory. None of us could have stopped him from carrying out his will, but Macbeth has the god damned indecency to blame Sean for a loss that we all had to share? What was he to me? Nothing more than a colleague. What is she too me? Nothing more than an amusement.
(Sean nods, taking the microphone back from Damien).
Corvik: All that means is that we are all equals but are never treated as equals. Damien here is considered the lesser half right now, but I'm telling you, Macbeth, Damien and I are equals. We understand the blood and sweat we shed. We relish it together, and he is just as powerful as I am. You brought this upon yourself, Macbeth. Your stupid decisions were made and now you're going to be paying for them. As a matter of fact, you already are paying for them. In the form of this female, this worthless bitch who doesnt deserve the space she's taken up. You have a lot of balls coming back to the EWCL, back to our turf, from the fucking IWF thinking you can run this entire machine. But you won't. You fancy hanging around the clubs Glory used to frequent, cut yourself with things like Glory used to do, trying to make yourself a fucking Glory clone, only you don't understand why he did that shit. No one but me does. When I talked to him, that sneer on his face vanished and he confided in me with everything. I never went back on it and I never will, so don't dare claim you were part of his life when you're a fucking phony. He should have seen past that.
(Kincade steps off of Jezebells back, and stands in the ring, pondering her form. She tries to rise to her knees, and he delivers a vicious kick to the small of her back).
Mystic: Go ahead and jeer me. Let's pretend that I actually care what you all think. I'm tired of the judgements being levied around here by those who feel they are beyond reproach. Every single one of us has a skeleton or two in our closet, and yet you sit there on your pillars of conformity, and dare to tell me what I do is wrong. Macbeth, you sat up high on your unapproachable throne, and levied your decree of wrong doing against the only person I had ever met that actually took the time to listen to what I had to say. Listened to it all, without trying to force his views upon me, and also without falling into a trap of self indulgence and believeing that I was some kind of fucking savior sent here to deliever the answers to all of his questions. Sean and I, we have never followed each other. We have never lead each other. We were just there.
Corvik: But the question really is, Macbeth, if I couldn't be there for Alexander...
(Sean picks up Jezebelle softly by the hand and leads her to her feet. She's spitting out blood and her face is soaked in tears).
Corvik: Where were you when your faith and trust got hurt because of the sins you committed?
(Sean grabs her in a full nelson and sets her up for a full body leg sweep. Mystic grabs her head and lands a diamond cutter at the same time. The Speculum Macbeth suddenly appears at the top of the ramp, weilding a sledgehammer and running down to the ring).
Corvik: And you're a bit late...what do you plan on doing with that sledgehammer?
(Macbeth slides in and swings at Corvik with the hammer, except Mystic grabs the handle and pulls Macbeth to his back. Macbeth fights back, as he and Mystic exchange punches. Out of nowhere, Corvik chopblocks Macbeth and his knee gives out. Sean holds a foot on Macbeth's chest. Kincade kicks the hammer out of the ring, and leans over Macbeth, slapping him hard across the face).
Mystic: What is the matter? You couldn't come to her rescue sooner? Or are you just twisted enough to sit back and watch as we do what you only dreamed you had the balls to do? But at the last moment, after you had gotten your bit of sadistic joy, you run down here and try to act like some hero? Like some damned savior that was too busy to avert the situation before it happened? What's the matter Macbeth? You enjoyed this, didn't you you sick fuck? The only question that remains is, what are you going to do about it?
Corvik: I'll show you what I'M going to do about it.
(Sean rolls out of the ring and shoves Neil Down out of his chair and grabs it, rolling back in the ring).
Corvik: Remember this little thing, Macbeth? The one that was supposed to put my lights out for good?
(Sean gets to his knees and shoves his face in that of Macbeth's own).
Corvik: Payback is a bitch you piece of shit.
(Sean holds the chair on top of Macbeth's face and stomps it. Corvik closes in for another kick to the chair, but Damien shoves him back a bit, then spreads his arms wide, exposing his body, trying to show that he means no harm).
Mystic: Don't kill him Sean, it won't bring you the solace you are looking for.
Corvik: Okay, I'll give him that much. But fair warning says I'm back for Macbeth's head. And I won't stop until I get it...on a silver fucking platter.
(The two men survey the damage they've done to Jezebelle and Macbeth. Sean turns to spit on Macbeth's face and they exit to a major chorus of jeers).
ND: Holy shit.
DT: That was completely uncalled for. Sean Corvik and Damien Kincade have completely decimated Macbeth and Jezebelle. This...is unspeakable. Get some help down here, someone. Anyone. I can't do this job anymore.
ND: What? Where are you going?
(Thornton takes off his headset and heads to the ring where EMT's have already arrived with stretchers and are being careful to handle the two people who lie sprawled out on the mat).
ND: This is unreal. Usually I'd have something witty to say but right now I can't bring myself to do so. Lets go to commercials.
(Neil takes off his headset as well and commercials start).
(Commercials).
DT: Oh my God, it just gets worse and worse, don't it. Ever since we have the new Executive we have seen things that I rather wouldn't have seen on tv. We have seen bloody sick matches, people getting assaulted during talkshows, sledgehammers, seen a woman got harassed and humilated live, and now this with MacBeth and Jezebelle and the return of Corvik, ...what more is on its way.
ND: All I know is that after all that stuff the person who is the Universal Champion is The Messiah Chris Christ. NOT a member of The Executive.
DT: Talking about Christ. His match is up right now. Man they need to work hard to top what we have seen sofar.
(I will be heard by The Tea Party starts to play and EWCL Champion "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. He got the EWCL title around his waist and the taped Executive Title on his shoulders. He makes his way to ringside. He reaches the ring, hands the titles over to Jay Blue and gets in the ring and goes over to his corner).
(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and The Messiah Chris Christ comes out. The crowd cheers the Universal Champion on loudly. He marches to ringside and shakes hands with the fans on his way. Once arrived Christ gets in the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Dangerous and Christ stare eachother down in the center of the ring. Christ then shoves Dangerous but Dangerous responds with a right hand and the match is underway!! Christ gets the advantage as he knocks Dangerous into the ropes and sends him in for a whip. Christ goes for a clothesline but Dangerous ducks it and nails Christ with a dropkick. Christ quickly gets up and he charges at Dangerous, but the EWCL Champ sidesteps him and rams him headfirst into the nearest topturnbuckle!! Dangerous follows that up with a right hand to the head of Christ!!
ND: Dangerous irish whips Christ into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex. Dangerous waits till Christ gets back to his feet and he then rushes in, but oooooh Christ meets him with a boot to the midsection, and he follows that with some right hands. Christ forces Dangerous into a corner and pounds him in the corner. Christ now whips Dangerous into the opposite corner!! Christ charges in but hits nothing but turnbuckle as Dangerous moves out of the way. Dangerous then lifts up Christ and executes one hell of a spinning SAMOAN DROP!!!
DT: Dangerous goes for the cover, but Christ kicks out after two. Dangerous picks Christ up and he irish whips him, but Christ reverses the whip and throws Dangerous into the ropes!! Dangerous comes off and Christ kicks him in the gut and DDT's him!! Now Christ goes for the cover, but he also only gets a two count. Christ then decides to slow things down as he grabs a reverse chinlock on Dangerous. After about 45 seconds in this hold, Dangerous fights to his feet and drives three elbows into the gut of Christ!! Dangerous hits the ropes and ducks the clothesline, but oooooh Christ caught him on rebound with a knee to the guts!!!
ND: Christ then quickly hooks in his IMAGINATION and executes it!!! Oooooh yeahh baby!!!! Dangerous is stunned now as Christ drags him to his feet. He turns Dangerous around and executes a reverse DDT!!! Again Dangerous goes down hard to the mat!! This is cool, this is sooo cooll!!!! ......Christ pulls Dangerous up to his feet again and he whips Dangerous into the ropes. But Dangerous holds on to the ropes, rolls out of the ring and takes some time to recover. Ooh man, what a coward!! Yup, he's Canadian allright.
DT: Now, now, you don't have to offend an entire country just because you don't like Nick Dangerous.
ND: ....oh....
DT: Dangerous circles the ring one time and he then rolls back into the ring. He and Christ circle eachother for a couple of seconds and tie up. Dangerous with a knee to the stomach and he sets Christ up for a Russian Legsweep and delivers it!! Dangerous goes to the second rope and drops an elbow drop to the head off Christ!! Now it is Dangerous who's laughing!!! He picks Christ up and he throws him headfirst through the second and toprope to the outside!!! Christ lands backfirst on the concrete and Nick Dangerous stands in the middle of the ring and motions that "The" belt should be around his waist. On the outside Christ got back to his feet and he climbs back on the apron now.
ND: He gets back on the apron, but at that moment Dangerous charges in on him and he knocks Christ off the apron again to the concrete!! Oh I hate that!! Christ back to his feet again and for a second time he climbs on the apron. ......Dangerous rushes in again as he wants to knock Christ off the apron for another time, but at that moment Christ jumps up and does a sunset flip into the ring.....And he goes for the cover, ..................1......................................................................2.........................Dangerous struggles and kicks out of it!!
DT: Christ rapidly picks up Dangerous and hits him a couple of times in the head. He then lifts him up and snap suplexes him!!! Christ with a couple of stomps to the head before he picks him up. He sends Dangerous into the ropes, but Dangerous holds on to the ropes. Christ sees it and he charges in on Dangerous and....HE CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!........Dangerous lays backfirst on the outside now!!.....And Christ stands in the ring, he grabs the ropes and ....DOES A PLANCHA OVER THE TOPROPE AND LANDS ON DANGEROUS!!!
ND: WHAT A MOVE!! WHAT A MOVE!!!......Rerun please!! Rerun!!!......
DT: Christ is back up again and he grabs Dangerous by the head and he whips him backfirst into the apron. He then irish whips him and Dangerous goes shoulderfirst into the steelringpost......Christ moves in and he takes Dangerous by the head and starts to bash it into the ringpost!!....1.....2......3......Christ stops and Dangerous takes a few steps and then does the Flair Flop and falls facefirst to the concrete floor!!!....Holy cow!!!.......Christ walks over to Dangerous and he drags him to his feet again. He then irish whips Dangerous and the Canadian Star flies backfirst into the Spanish announcetable!!
ND: Christ takes a few steps back and he then charges in on Dangerous......Christ comes in, but OOOOOOOOHHHH Dangerous grabs one of the monitors from the spanish announcers and when Christ comes in he nails him in the head with that monitor!!! .....And The Universal Champion goes down to the concrete!!!......Dangerous drops the monitor and he takes a couple of deep breathes. He then slowly picks up Christ and he lifts him on top off the spanish announcetable. Dangerous gets on aswell and he sets Christ up and ............PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCETABLE!!!
DT: Holy Shit!!!!.........Christ went through that table and he's laying on the ground now........Dangerous is right next to him, also covered by pieces of that tables. After about 10 seconds Nick Dangerous gets back up again and he picks Christ up and drags him to the apron and rolls him back into the ring. Dangerous gets in too and the first thing he does is cover Christ, ............1..................................................................2.................................................but a kickout by the CHAMPION!! And the crowd goes wild!!!.....Dangerous thought he won this match here!!
ND: Dangerous picks Christ up now and throws a right hand.....and another right hand.....Dangerous then makes a signal....He signals for the DANGER DRIVER!!....Noooo!!!!....He grabs Christ, but Christ moves out and he grabs Dangerous by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!! Dangerous lands badly on his back and in the ring Christ can finally recuperate.......The ref is bending over the ropes now to see if Dangerous is able to continue with the match.
(But then we see that Eleven and Cerberus come out from the crowd. Eleven climbs on the toprope and he waits till Christ turns his way).
DT: What are they doing here?
ND: Dunno!!
DT: Christ turns towards Eleven now and at that moment Eleven leaps off the toprope for his RAGNA ROCK, a spear off the toprope!!!.........Right after Cerberus dives off the other topturnbuckle and executes his DOOMSDAY FINISHER ON CHRIST!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! .....They executed both of their finishers on Chris Christ here!!
ND: WHYYYYYY???.......WHYYYYYYYYYY????????? Why didn't they take out Dangerous?? Dangerous even attacked Eleven earlier!!!
(Eleven and Cerberus sneak out of the ring and when the referee looks back at Christ and notices that he is knocked out, the two move over to Nick Dangerous. Cerberus picks him up from the ground and holds him with his arms behind his back, and at that point Eleven grabs a steelchair and he BASHES the chair into Dangerous his forehead).
ND: HAH!!! Yeah he deserves that!!
(Eleven hits Dangerous again with that steelchair and he then drops the chair and Eleven and Cerberus climb over the guardrail and leave through the crowd).
DT: Oh man, what an interference!!! Both men are knocked out, one inside of the ring and one on the outside.......
ND: Yeah, and now what? Do we just have to wait or what??........
DT: I have no idea.. Although I think I see movement in the ring....Yeah Christ is moving.....He is slowly trying to get to his feet. He now crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up again. ....Once he is up he looks around but there is no sign of Eleven or Cerberus. Christ then slowly walks over to the ropes and he sees that Dangerous is layed out on the outside. ..Christ rolls to the outside and he picks Dangerous up and rolls him back in the ring again. The Universal Champ gets back in and he goes for the cover, ............................1...................................................................2......................................but a kickout by Dangerous!!! I don't know how, but he did it.
ND: Christ picks up Dangerous and he sends him into a corner. Dangerous flies in backfirst and Christ rushes in and body splashes on top off Dangerous!!! Christ then lifts Dangerous on top off the topturnbuckle and climbs on after and .....CHRIST DOES A POWERSLAM FROM THE TOPROPE!!!!.....OOooooh bloody yeah!!!!! That he can do something like that after what has happend!!! Thats why they call him The Messiah! And thats why he is The Universal Champion!!!
DT: Both men are layed out now, that didn't hurt Dangerous, but that also took alot out of Christ!!! ......After about 8 seconds Christ rolls himself on top off Dangerous and goes for the pin, .............1...............................................................................2..........................................but Dangerous with a kickout!!! Dangerous kicked out!! Thats unbelievable!!! Christ picks up Dangerous now, but oooooooooh lowblow by Dangerous and Christ goes down!!!....Dangerous now picks Christ up now and he throws a right hand......and follows it up with another one....Christ stumbles backwards and Dangerous rushes in and takes Christ to the mat with a bionic elbow!!
ND: Dangerous with another cover, but again he only gets a two count.......Dangerous picks Christ up and irish whips him into the ropes. What a match we have going on here!!!
DT: Christ bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying forearm, but. …DANGEROUS MOVES AND CHRIST KNOCKS THE REFEREE DOWN!!
ND: The referee is out, but both men hit the ropes, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! Both men had the same idea and they knock each other down.
DT: Both men are layed out in the middle of the ring, and so is the referee…BUT WHATS THIS?
ND: AARON GOLD!!! He just came through the crowd and is on the toprope. He looks at Dangerous and Christ. Who will he hit??? He wants to hit the Goldrush but on WHO?
DT: GOLD TAKES OFF AND….....AND........HE HIT NICK DANGEROUS!!!! He just drove the air out of Dangerous with that Frogsplash!!! Now he goes over and drags Christ on top of Dangerous.
ND: Gold rolls out of the ring and runs up to the top of the ramp. The referee is coming around now, he sees the pin 1………………………..2……………………….3. CHRIS CHRIST HAS WON, YES, WHAT A WIN HERE, I TOLD YOU HE WOULD WIN DIDN'T I?
DT: Chris Christ has won this match, but give the assist to Aaron Gold, and you can bet that there will be hell to pay for Gold and Christ when the Executive catch up with them.
ND: Who cares, Christ can take care of himself!!
(While Christ raises his hands and celebrates his win Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starst to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. He marches to ringside and Monique escorts him to ringside. The two reach the ring and Cazzo gets in the ring first, followed by Monique who gives some viewers in the audience a nice shot of her behind when she climbs in the ring. Cazzo asks for a mic and Jay Blue hands it over to him).
Prez Cazzo: Thank you Jay.........No, No Chris, you don't have to be afraid right now.....I'm not here to rip you apart right now......The Executive may not have won tonight but we will get back stronger than ever....And you have my word on that!!!
(The crowd boos....And Cazzo turns away from Christ).
Prez Cazzo: People.....EWCL fans......I do not know what to talk about right now.....At first I only came out here to announce the other matches for the When Worlds Collide PPV that is taking place next week. But after all that has happend I don't even know if I am still wanna go on with it....After what I have seen tonight.... After what Exile and Roadblock did to me....After what Cable and Strait did to eachother....After what Corvik and Mystic did to MacBeth and Jezebelle .......After Eleven and Cerberus did to Christ and Dangerous.....After Christ and Dangerous did to eachother and ....after what Gold did to Dangerous.......After what happend to The Executive tonight.
(He stops for a moment).
Prez Cazzo: ..I know tonight was full of action. I think there wasn't one second without any action....Perhaps there was even a bit too much action, I admit it....Maybe this show was too packed, but thats what happens when people want to show what they got. ......But apart from all of that, apart from the fact that the EWCL Roster has beaten the shit out of eachother.....The Main Question stands......Are we ready for next week? Are we ready to face the IWF??......The Answer:........I THINK NOT!!
(The crowd is surprised by this answer).
Prez Cazzo: GOTCHA!!!...HAHHAAHAAA JUST KIDDING!!!
(The crowd actually reacts good to the prez now).
Prez Cazzo: After what I have seen tonight I have all the confidence in the world. After all the stuff that the EWCL put their own colleagues in, than I don't even want to know what they do to "THE ENEMY".....IWF WE ARE THE MEN IN BLACK AND YOU ARE THE SCUM OFF THE UNIVERSE AND NEXT WEEK AT WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED!!
(The crowd cheers).
Prez Cazzo: And now the matches for next week. In no specific order:
Main Event: Street Fight:
Triple Cage Match:
Champion vs. Champion:
Tagchampions vs. Tagchampions:
Singles match:
Tagmatch:
Singles match:
Jerry Campbell vs. Havoc
Battle Royal:
(While the crowd cheers it out loudly, Cazzo drops the mic and he and Monique leave ringside).
DT: Wow, now thats some card!!
ND: Incredible.
DT: I can't wait for next week.
ND: Neither can I.
DT: So folks this was one night to remember, but it is time to go now. So till next week at When Worlds Collide.
(We come back from the commercials and we see Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt enter his office).
ND: Holy cow! I just got word that theres something going down backstage! WHAT THE HELL?!
(We come back from the commercials and we go to our commentators at ringside).
(We come back from the commercials and Fire in the Head by The Tea Party hits the PA system as Nick Dangerous makes his way to the ring with a mic in his hand. He enters the ring as we see him with a taped up Executive Title on one shoulder and his EWCL title on the other.)
(We go backstage and we see Nick Dangerous with a busted open lip in a hallway backstage has he angrily paces back and fourth.)
(We come back from the commercials and we open up inside the locker room of Jerry Campbell. He is finishing off some stretches ready for his match. Moogatu is sitting on the sofa chatting away on his cell phone).
(We come back from the commercials and go to ringside).
Exile's voiceover: NOT
Macbeths mom: leaving him.
(We come back from the commercials and go to the commentators at ringside).
#When I lost my wings and I fell into a crowd#
#And they carried me to a hole in the ground#
#And they buried me where no one can see and no one would be around#
(The lights explode back on in neon green flames on one side and royal blue ones on the other. The silouhettes of two men and another struggling figure are seen but the lighting still keeps from dawning on their faces).
#When I lost my mind and I had to settle down#
#When I had a dream of an island in the sea#
#Where the lepers die, where no one survives, where no one can hear there cries#
#I love my forests#
#I live in silence#
(Finally the lights come back on and we see Mystic holding the stuggling Jezebelle, who has been tied up and gagged. The man next to him is...).
Cazzo vs. Iceman
MacBeth vs. Exile
Chris Christ vs. Joe Johnson
New Evolution (Johnathan Cable/Mystic) vs. Team Better Than You (Kyle Driver/Lantz Sheridan)
Nick Dangerous vs. Drake Laps
Strait Hate/Thorn vs. The Big Unit (Powerhouse/Rage)
Sean Corvik vs. Freak Daddy
EWCL superstars vs. IWF Superstars.
(End of show).