Date: 8th September 2002
Place: Montreal, Quebec
Arena: Olympic Stadium

Security Guard: What's your name sir?

Laps: Drake William Laps if you want the full name…The High Flying Miracle…

Security Guard: I'm sorry sir, I can't let IWF Wrestlers inside of the building unless I get the word from Cazzo or someone above his range…

(Drake Laps smiles as he digs in his pocket, pulling out a small pass that says "EWCL Wrestler"…He smiles as he passes the man the pass…The man looks down as his jaw drops…He looks back as Drake smiles at the man, taking back his pass).

Laps: I wish you security guards would actually keep up with the wrestling business…My name is Drake Laps, and I have a match tonight…And..

(Laps smiles as he takes the list of people, grabbing a pen out of his right pocket, and circling the name that says "Drake Laps").

Laps: If you could read better, you could maybe check some stuff out…Good luck out here pops, cuz there's more than me just here…

(Laps walks into the building as the security guard shakes his head in surprise, as a big cheer from the back listens in as the door shuts, beginning EWCL Insurgence…But for the last few words heard on camera, were these)

Laps: I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters…

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

…SIGN OFF ....... ...Danger Driver ........Darkest Hour… Lapidator....... The Xtreme .......Deadly by Design… .... GoldDigger.....…The Ficler...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… Thorn......Johnathan Cable .......New Evolution .........Sean Corvik......Jerry Campbell....Aaron Gold.....Cerberus........Jason Cadey.

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Dean Thornton: Uh...Down, don't you think its more appropriate to welcome the people first?

ND: ..Oh..uh sorry.....Welcome....

DT: Good.

ND: DRAKE LAPS IS BACK!!

DT: Yes, you said that already. ..I thought you hated him before?

ND: Yeah, but now he is back and he's on Chris Christ his side.

DT: Oh yeah I figured that....Talking about Christ....Last week we had When Worlds Collide. While one particular IWF wrestler says it was a waste of time, I can say from my side that it was a huge succes. Ratings have never been that high and the crowd in the Madison Square Garden was going wild all night. And we saw some pretty intense matches, didn't we.

ND: We sure did.

DT: One of the biggest successes for an EWCL wrestler was that Cerberus won the 30 men Battle Royal...As of now Cerberus is "THE KING OF THE BATTLE ROYAL". He eliminated Matty Midget to get the final win...

ND: ...

DT: No comments on that Down?

ND: I'm not gonna say anything about that midget....He threatened me like 5 times last week. He freaks me out....He's a psycho midget, I don't know what can be worse.

DT: Anyway When Worlds Collide saw alot of great things. But we will more than likely get back to you about that later tonight.

ND: Absolutely.

DT: Then tonight also promises to be spectaculair. In the main event we are gonna see Universal Champion Chris Christ taking on Sean Corvik and Mystic. While we also have a mini-tournament for the EWCL title. The winner of that tournament will face EWCL Champ Nick Dangerous in the second Main Event of the evening. Nick Dangerous plays a homegame tonight as we are in Canada.

ND: Yes, our first night of our Canadian tour......I have to say that these Canadians are some weird people.

DT: Take it easy Down, you don't want an entire nation behind you.

ND: No, a midget is enough, thank you.

DT: Furthermore we will see a match between Cable and Ex-Terminator for the Extreme Title and Thorn and our President Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt will battle it out. I don't know why Cazzo is stepping in the ring again. Not after what happend last week. He and Iceman took eachother apart like wild dogs. It was unreal. Never seen anything like that.

ND: Obviously Cazzo wants payback, coz Thorn almost cost him that match last week. But also more about that later.

DT: Let us start tonights action with a debutant vs a man who is familiar with the EWCL ring. RPG taking on 'Everybodies Hero' Jay Masters!

ND: Hey Dean, what does RPG stand for?

DT: I think its Rapid Projected Grenade Launcher.

ND: But that would be RPGL

DT: Launcher is just silent.

ND: Oh, I thought it was for Robert Perrywinkle Green.

DT: Why?

ND: Don't know.

DT: You're a strange man Down.

(Hero by Chad Kroeger starts to play and "Everyone's Hero" Jay Masters comes running out. The crowd goes ecstatic. Masters makes it to ringside and he slides in the ring and climbs the toprope and waves out to the crowd).

(Then East 1999 by Bone Thugs n Harmony plays and out comes RPG. He is a known man and the fans give him some reaction. He walks down to the ring and climbs in throwing his hands in the air. Masters and RPG circle each other for a bit and then they tie up. It's RPG with the first advantage as he locks in a strong headlock. His face squints as he applies more and more pressure. Masters pushes him away and he goes flying into the ropes. Masters attempts a back body drop but RPG sees it coming and kicks Masters in the mouth.)

ND: Haha! Masters is such a jackass. That was just plain dumb. Even I saw that one coming.

DT: Look at RPG now. RPG takes Masters by the hair and tucks him under his arm. He's going for the suplex here..and does it! What an impact. RPG has kept hold however and picks Masters up again. He is waving his arm to signal another one. He lifts Masters up once more and slams him back down! This is good stuff from RPG. He's kept hold again though and picks up Masters. He tries for his third suplex but Masters stops it. RPG tries again but Masters hooks his leg around RPG's.

ND: Woah! Masters has just reversed that suplex out of nowhere into a suplex of his own! I gotta say i'm impressed. Both men on the mat now but its Masters who is first up. He walks over to RPG and hands out some big right hands. Irish whip by Masters and RPG goes crashing into the corner. Masters follows over now and climbs up to the second rope. A little wave to the crowd gets them going and starts to hand out some punches.

(1...2...3...4...5! Masters stops what he is doing and climbs up onto the very top rope. He waves his arm around and jumps up for a hurricanrana from the top buckle.)

ND: Oh no you don't Masters! RPG has gotten a hold of Masters and..he powerbombs him to the floor! Great reversal by RPG. Pinfall.....1.....2......kickout! RPG now picks up the fallen Masters and hands out some painful looking chops. He whips him into the ropes and Masters comes back to be welcomed by a clothesline from RPG. RPG really dishing it out now. He picks Masters up again and whips him into the ropes one more time and Masters is greeted by another powerful clothesline. He bounces off the mat like a penny. Another pinfall attempt by RPGizzle

DT: RP who?

ND: It doesn't matter. RPG with the pin......1......2.......kickout by Masters! RPG gets up and looks down at Masters.

DT: Ooh yeah! RPG now saying its already time for him to end it. If he ends it now it has been awfully quick

ND: Like Masters on a run!

DT: Huh?

ND: Nothing.

DT: RPG picks Masters up and shoves his head between his legs and throws his arms out to the side. This is it, tihs is the end! Masters has got nowhere to go and RPG is about to hit 'Living in Awe'

ND: Isn't that a song by Bon Jovi?

DT: No! That's Living on a Prayer!

ND: Well, I was halfway there....woooooah Livin on a...

(Slap-Ouch)

DT: RPG With Masters locked in now and he is... But wait! Masters has lifted RPG up onto his back and he rams him into the corner! RPG lets go now and Masters is at the helm. He starts chopping the chest of RPG. Masters takes a step back and then delivers a killer spinning heel kick to the jaw of RPG. RPG falls to the mat and Masters pumps the crowd. Go Jay!

ND: Did you just say 'Go Jay'?

DT: What? He really is 'Everyone's Hero'!

(Masters pumps the crowd some more and takes RPG off the mat. He lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. RPG comes back and is met by yet another clothesline from Masters. Masters wastes no time and he is against the ropes and diving for the lionsault. He connects with a grace and RPG writhes around on the floor. Masters for the pin 1........2........kickout by RPG!)

ND: Masters picks up RPG now and takes him over to the ropes. He waves to the fans a little and whips RPG against the other ropes. RPG comes flying back and Masters is waiting for the back body drop. But RPG counters it once more with a boot to the face. He then also slams in a chin crusher. OOh Masters is hurt! RPG slowly gets up now and Masters is on his knees holding his chin. RPG grabs hold of Masters and performs a neckbreaker while Masters was kneeling down! Holy crap thats got to hurt!

DT: Hurt like neither you could imagine Neil.

ND: Oh like you can

DT: I used to...

ND: Bapbapbapbap....

(Slap-ouch)

DT: Masters is lying on the mat now and RPG signals to the crowd. He then bicks up the leg of Masters and locks in an elevated crab leg. Masters is screaming in pain now and RPG tells the ref to ask him. Masters will not quit and he reaches for the ropes. Every last part of his body stretches and he finally reaches the ropes. RPG kicks Masters some more an then picks him up. He sets Masters between his legs now and lifts him up some and then sends him crashing back down after a cradle piledriver. Pin attempt now 1....2....kickout by Jay. That was close!

ND: RPG doesn't look happy that Masters will not stay down. RPG picks Masters up and carries him in to the middle of the ring. He whips him against the ropes and as he comes back RPG jumps for a swinging DDT. But no! Masters grabs RPG in mid swing and some how turns it into a sidewalk slam! That was great! Well, for Masters. Both men are out now and its only a matter of time before one of them makes the first move.

DT: And it is Masters who's the first get back to his feet again. He gets up and, he grabs RPG....but RPG kicks Masters into the gut and ...LIVING IN AWE....Thats RPG's finishing Northern Lights suplex.....The referee goes to count and. .....1....................................2....................................3.........This match is over...RPG has won it.

Christ: You better move Nick.

Nick: Or what?

(The two men square up even more and the event looks like it may come to blows. Cazzo gets up from his desk and limps over in between the two superstars).

Cazzo: Hold it there gents. Christ, what do you want barging in here like that?

Christ: You know exactly what it is you ass noodle! What the hell are you doing putting me in a handicap match against Corvik and Mystic? This was supposed to be a tag match and you know it!

Nick: Things change bub.

Christ: Shut your mouth Dangerous!

Cazzo: Woah, woah woah! You mean to tell me my Universal champion can't handle a handicap tag match? For Christ's sake Chris, its not as though you're facing two at once now is it?

Christ: Make the match a tag match.

(Cazzo puts his hand to his face and strokes his beard. Nick looks at him wonderng what he is thinking of doing.)

Cazzo: Know what Chris, you find yourself a man who isn't in a match already tonight and you can have him as a partner.

Christ: Yeah, i'll do just that.

Cazzo: BUT! If you don't, then you have to fight Mystic and Corvik....at the same time!! No tags, just a handicap match! Deal?

(Chris smirks and looks at Cazzos scheming eyes).

Christ: Deal.

(Christ then turns and leaves the office seeming pleased with himself).

Nick: What you do that for?

Cazzo: Because Nick, take a look at tonights card. It's jam packes. If Christ can find anyone on this card not booked who will make a difference to that match then he can have him because it won't happen.

(Cazzo walks back round to his seat and leans back. Nick sits back down on the couch with a smile on his face nodding slightly).

Nick: Pretty sneaky man, I like it!

(The Cazzotron then fades to black)

DT: You hear that Down? Christ gotta find a man who hasn't already wrestled or he is facing Corvik and Mystic at the same time!!

ND: I have total confidence that Chris will find a partnr and if he doesn't then I suggest Corvik and Mystic don't bother showing to ge humiliated by 'The Messiah'!

DT: Whatever Down. We'll be right back folks.

(Commercials).

Kelly: Drake, I'm going to get something from the car…Can you watch Drake for a little bit?

Laps: Come on Kelly, it's my little Drake Jr.! Of course I can watch him…We can have one of our man to man talks like we use to…

:::Kelly kisses Drake again and walks off towards the exit doors…Drake takes the baby and gets up, refilling his drink smiling…A woman walks past Drake, looking over his shoulder as he takes a sip of his soda…He turns to the side and sees the woman looking at Drake Jr….Laps smiles as he recognizes the woman as Stephanie Sprinkler, one of the EWCL Interviewers…Laps gives her a hug as she gasp:::

Stephanie Sprinkler: This must be little Drake Jr....Isn't he such an adorable little one…Hey Missy!

:::The other EWCL Interviewer, Missy White, walks over with a big smile on her face…She smiles as she requests to hold the baby:::

Missy White: Can I hold the baby?

Laps: Yea sure, but be careful…

Missy White: Well look at the little guy…He's such a cutey wutey isn't he…yes you are yes you are…

Stephanie Sprinkler: He looks like his father…Cute…

Missy White: Look at it Drake…We've already seen Drake Jr…Can we see your Drake Jr?

:::Laps stands smiling, but plays it off with a smirk on his face:::

Laps: You are seeing my Drake Jr…He's in your arms right now…

Stephanie Sprinkler: I don't think you get what we're saying Laps…We want to bring you back to our locker room to see your package…

Laps: You have a package for me?

Missy White: Nevermind…

Stephanie Sprinkler: Isn't this big boy going to become a big guy like his father…Cute, sexy, and a star…

Laps: Aww I'm flattered…

Missy White: Isn't he the cutest though? Drake Laps and Drake Laps Jr….The cutest father son tandem in the EWCL…I wish I could be the father of this baby…

:::Missy White and Stephanie Sprinkler laugh as the exit door opens slowly, as Kelly walks seeing Drake talking to them both…She walks up behind them all as they're facing the wall, and Kelly smiles, listening into the conversation:::

Stephanie Sprinkler: You should really leave that Kelly Laps girl and go with one of us…Because we know that we're the real package…

Laps: No thanks, I'm good with Kelly…

Missy White: Would that be good if we could be in the same bed with Drake…

Kelly: Yea…Wouldn't it be great to come around with your husband and go into the same bed together, where they sleep and do the other things that lovers do…Wouldn't that be nice?

:::Missy White and Stephanie Sprinkler look behind them as Kelly smiles…Missy White passes Drake Jr. to Kelly, as they backup slowly…Kelly jumps forward, as the two run off Into another room…Drake's face turns red as he starts to whistle, to ignore Kelly's around him:::

Kelly: So you have to have some fun with the girls eh?

Laps: All they wanted to do was see my Drake Jr…So I let them…

Kelly: YOU DID WHAT!?

:::Kelly smacks Drake as she grabs his ear pulling him…Laps laughs as he is dragged into the locker room…The camera fades back going back to Neil Down and Dean Thornton:::

DT: It's time for the first match in the mini-tournament for the EWCL title. There are 3 triple threat matches. The winners of those matches face eachother in another threeway match. And the winner of that match has to go one on one with Nick Dangerous. So to start off the odds have to go for Dangerous coz he only has one match tonight, while the other person who will get into the final, has to fight 3 matches.

ND: It shows again how smart Cazzo is.

DT: True.

ND: Now our first match sees Romeo Stone, Eleven and Drake Laps. All three participated at When Worlds Collide last week. Stone and Eleven competed in the Battle Royal where Stone even eliminated Eleven. Stone and Eleven have been feuding for a couple of weeks now, and there still isn't a real winner. They also still haven't fought one on one. Again tonight that won't happen.

DT: Then ofcourse Laps was in a great ladder match against Nick Dangerous. He and Nick gave it all they had. In the end there was no winner and Cazzo took the advantage of making Laps sign a new contract. Another smart move there.

(Right here, right now by Paul Oakenfold feat. Ice Cube starts to play and it is time that Romeo Stone and his manager JJ Malone come out. Stone and his manager come out and the crowd starts to boo them. The two make their way to the ring and Stone slides in).

(Enter Sandman starts to play and Eleven comes running out and makes it to the ring).

ND: So how do we have to call him now? Is it still Eleven? Or is it Xander or Xavier? I think he's a bit confused himself aswell seeing that he first said his name was Xander and then Xavier.

DT: Identity crisis perhaps.

ND: Yeah thats what can happen with 16 year olds.

DT: 17....He's seventeen now.

ND: Oh....well then I wouldn't have an explanation.

DT: Eleven slides in the ring and Stone attacks him right away. He kicks him in the head so the birthday boy can't get to his feet. Stone continues to stomp Eleven into the head. But Eleven manages to get to his feet and he starts to fight back now.....He blocks a shot and then he hands out a series of punches himself. Stone staggers backwards and Eleven storms in and clotheslines him to the mat.....Eleven quickly goes to the toprope and he dives off and .....RAGNA ROCK!!.....Ohhh MY GODD!!!!....

ND: ELEVEN TOOK STONE OUT WITH HIS FINISHER ALREADY!!!.....Eleven hooks the leg and goes for the count, but the referee is doing nothing....The match hasn't officially started yet, so he can't do anything here.......Eleven gets back to his feet and demands an explanation from the referee.

(Then the lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

DT: Hear that crowd go!!! They really love this guy.

ND: Hey, he's a lovable guy.

DT: I wouldn't say things like that if I were you. You don't want Gold on your back again, do you? ..

ND: GOLD ON MY BACK??? UGH...YOU ARE DISGUSTING.

DT: ...I didn't mean it literally.

ND: Yeah sure!! ..

Ding ding ding.

DT: The ref called for the bell and this match has officially started now. Stone is still layed out and Eleven turns towards Laps now and the two start to circle eachother. After 8 seconds they tie up and Eleven with a knee to the midsection. He lifts Laps up and delivers a backdrop suplex.......Eleven bounces into the ropes and he comes off for a legdrop...He goes into the ropes for a second time, comes off for another legdrop, but this time Laps moves out of the way in time...Laps hops back to his feet and he grabs Eleven and sends him into the ropes. Eleven comes off and Laps leapfrogs over him....Eleven comes off the opposite ropes and Laps takes him to the mat with an armdrag takedown!!

ND: Laps runs to the corner, climbs on the toprope and ..........MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE ON ELEVEN!!!......Laps goes for the pin, but Eleven kicks out after two......Laps grabs him by the head and he throws him into the ropes.....Eleven or Xavier comes off and Laps backdrops him to the mat and immediately does a 360 summersault and lands on Eleven!! What a move!!!

DT: Laps hooks in a side headlock now, so he can catch some air....He holds it on for about 15 seconds. The Highflying Miracle lets go off it and he picks Eleven up and bodyslams him to the mat....Laps goes to the toprope...signals for his finisher and ........LAPIDATOR!!!.....BUT WOOWWW!!!......Romeo Stone got up in the meantime and he pulled Eleven out of the way and Laps landed on the mat!!!......Stone lifts Eleven up now and .....POWERBOMB!!!.....He powerbombed him hard.....Stone for the cover, ......1................................................2......................but Eleven kicks out of it!!

ND: Stone grabs Eleven and hands out several right hands....He then irish whips him into the corner.....Eleven flies in backfirst and Stone follows in hot pursuit.....He comes charging in, but Eleven jumps up on the toprope and ......SUNSET FLIP!!!........Eleven for the cover, ..................1.............................................2......and does he got it?........NOOOOO!!!!.....Coz Laps breaks the count!!!.....Laps came in and he dropkicked Eleven straight into the face while he had that sunset flip pin hooked...

DT: Laps picks Eleven up and he sends him into the ropes....The scottish youngster comes off and he slides through Laps his legs....Goes to the toprope and ....TOPROPE SPINNING HEELKICK!!...Thats Elevens trademark move!!....Eleven goes for the cover, but before he can hook the leg, it is Romeo Stone who stops him.....He kicks Eleven into the head and follows that up with grabbing him and sending him into a corner again...For the second time Stone charges in and this time he splashes on top off Eleven.

ND: Stone steps backwards and then he lifts up Eleven and lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle. Stone starts to climb the corner aswell now.....He gets on top and he wants to grab Eleven, but Eleven with a shot to the head....Stone manages to keep his balance and he counters the shot and lowblows Eleven ...He then wants to superplex Eleven, but Eleven blocks it........At that moment Drake Laps makes it to the corner and he climbs the toprope aswell now!!! All three men on the toprope!! These men are true artists!!.....Laps punches Stone in the back and .......BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!

DT: What a move by Laps!!!.......Stone is out and Laps quickly back up again and he climbs the toprope once again and this time he nails Eleven in the head with a right hand and.......HE SUPERPLEXES ELEVEN TO THE MAT!!!.........Man, Laps looks hot!!!.....Laps hops to his feet again and while the crowd chant his name, he gets to the top again and.....LAPIDIDATOR ON ELEVEN!!!......Laps for the pin and. ........................1.......................................................2.........................................3....HE WINS!!.

ND: Drake Laps moves on to the second round of this mini tournament.

DT: What an intense match.

(After the match is over fireworks explodes. And we hear the following spoken words).

Hunt me down
Seek me out
Bring your best
Thats how I want it to be.

DT: What the hell was that about?

ND: I hope it has nothing to do with Matty Midget.

DT: Better go to commercials now.

(Commercials).

The President, straddling the floor, continues to count through his push-ups, 'One-hundred four, one-hundred five….' He brings himself to his knees and casts the secretary a withering glare, 'What do you want?'

The young secretary jumps a little at the intensity of his gaze, 'Uh, sir… I just thought you should know that there are some officials here to see you….'

'Officials?' Van Zandt stands slowly.

The secretary nods, 'Er… they said that they needed to speak to you urgently.'

'Urgently? Is that what they said?'

With another nod, the secretary repeats herself.

Van Zandt frowns, 'And are these officials Canadian?'

'Yes sir.'

'Then, quite frankly, tell them to get the Hell out of my building! I haven't got time for Canadians! I mean, Jesus… what's your name again sweetheart? No, never mind, I don't care…. Look, the only reason I came to this God-forsaken hole of a country is (a), because O'Connor booked the arenas and I couldn't for the life of me get us all out of this agreement, and (b), for the money… and let me tell you something… Canadian money isn't worth the paper it's printed on. As soon as this tour's done, we're getting the Hell out of here and we are never coming back. So you go and you tell these Canadian officials to come back when their horse's ass of a country means squat enough for me to interrupt my important schedule to come and see them. Okay?' Van Zandt turns and begins stretching.

The secretary swallows heavily. 'But, sir… they seem to be i….'

The President speaks without turning. 'I'm sorry, remind me… which agency did we employ you from?'

'Uh… Lorraida's in Miami.'

'Right… sweetheart, you're fired, and on your way out let Pilchard know that we're no longer hiring from Lorraida's, okay?'

'I….'

'I know, it breaks my heart to.' Van Zandt waves the girl away. Stunned tears begin to roll down her cheeks as she shuffles out of the door.

ND: We just saw how Drake Laps qualified for the second round in the tournament for the EWCL title. Now its time for our next 3 competitors. We have Aaron Gold, Jason Cadey and Chris Outcast in this next match.

DT: All three already met eachother during the Battle Royal at When Worlds Collide. Funny thing is that both Outcast and Gold got eliminated by Matty Midget.

ND: Whats funny about that? There's nothing funny about that midget....He freaks me out.

DT: Yes, you mentioned that before already.

ND: Oh did I? Well he really freaks me out.

DT: Anyway, Gold and Outcast did good in that battle royal, but Jason Cadey did even better. He eliminated Red Freak, Stephen Jackson, London Rockwell, Jay Masters and Ex-Terminator. And only two others did better than him. All in all The Instigator made a real good impression during his first appearance for EWCL public.

ND: But this is Insurgence. This is strictly the EWCL, this is the real thing.

(Cruxify yourself by Fozzy starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold comes riding out on his Harley Davidson. Silva is sitting behind him and they ride to ringside. They circle the ring one time and Gold then stops and he and Silva climb off the bike. After that Gold slides in the ring).

(Come down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast and Danni Lee come walking out. Together they make it to ringside and Outcast slides in the ring).

DT: Gold and Outcast are two former Legion members. We now see that Outcast walks over to Gold and the two start to discuss something. I wonder what they are talking about there?

ND: Probly exchanging sex stories.

DT: ...uhuh....

(It's on by Korn starts to blare over the PA system and "The Instigator" Jason Cadey comes walking out. His manager Sundstrom follows him to the ring. The two reach the ring and Cadey climbs in the ring and gets in).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Gold and Outcast run in on Cadey right away and they both start to hammer down on him. It looks like the two former Legion members agreed to take out Cadey together, at least thats how it looks right now. Cadey goes down to one knee and Gold and Outcast continue to use their forehands on him. They then pick Cadey up and send the EWCL rookie into the ropes. Cadey comes off and Gold and Outcast double backdrop Cadey to the mat.

ND: They pick up Cadey from the mat again and for a second time they whip him into the ropes. Cadey comes off and this time he ducks the two forearms, he goes into the opposite ropes, comes back off and ....double clotheslines Gold and Outcast to the mat!!!.....Cadey picks up Gold sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a belly to belly suplex on him. Cadey then picks up Outcast and also sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he also does a belly to belly to suplex to him.

DT: Cadey grabs Gold by the head and he bodyslams to the canvas. He picks him up again and starts to hand out some hard chops to the chest. He irish whips Aaron Gold into the corner and Aaron flies in backfirst......Cadey wants to charge in on him, but before he can do that Outcast grabs him from behind and german suplexes him. Outcast holds on to the german suplex and delivers a second german suplex........

ND: Outcast takes Cadey and sends him into the ropes, but Cadey comes off and he leapfrogs over Outcast.....but oooooooohhh.......Gold was standing behind Outcast and he grabs Cadey and does a GOLDRING....Swinging neckbreaker!!.....Gold then goes for the cover, ........1........................................2.................kickout.........Gold pulls Cadey to his feet and he chops him to the chest and he then sets him up for a Career Ending Golddigger...

DT: But Cadey reverses it and backdrops Gold to the mat..............But it really looks like a handicap match here because Outcast charges in on Cadey and clotheslines him to the back of the head and The Instigator goes down once again. Outcast picks Cadey up and slaps him in the face..He then whips him into a corner. Cadey goes in and Outcast runs in right after, but ooooooooohhh Cadey moves out of the way and Outcast goes chest first into the topturnbuckle!!!

ND: Cadey turns Outcast around and .....TIGER DRIVER.............He goes for the pin, ........1..............................2..............but Gold comes in and breaks the count by kicking Cadey to the head. Gold grabs Cadey and kicks him into the gut......He then lifts him up and ......DROPS CADEY FACEFIRST INTO THE ROPES!!! .......Ooooouch!!! I don't think the girls like that!!

DT: Gold drags Cadey to the center of the ring and goes for the cover, .....1...............................2................but a kickout. Gold pulls Cadey up and he sends him into the ropes. Cadey comes off and he stops in front of Gold, kicks him into the midsection and does a snap suplex!!.....Cadey follows that up with going into the ropes and when he comes off he does an elbow drop on Gold.....Cadey back to his feet and look at the fire in his eyes!!! He's ready to end this!!

ND: Cadey irish whips Gold into the ropes, but the 24 Carat one holds on to the ropes. Cadey sees it and comes charging in and....HE CLOTHESLINES GOLD OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.......Outcast turns Cadey around and he goes for his DIRTY SOUTH!!!.....But Cadey pushes Outcast off of him and .....THE RECKONING!!!........Jason Cadey for the cover and. .....................1..................................................2....................................3.....He goes to the second round!!!

ND: Sofar we have Drake Laps and Jason Cadey, who's gonna be the third one? We'll find out after the commercials.

(Commercials).

Christ: Hey Coby, whats up?

Belton: You want a soda?

Christ: Nevermind.

(Christ turns around, shakes his head and walks away).

Belton: You sure you don't want one??? (Belton shouts, but Christ covers his ears and walks off).

DT: After seeing that it is time that we concentrate on match C of the EWCL title tournament. The three men involved are "King of the Battle Royal" Cerberus, Jerry "5 Star" Campbell and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson.

ND: Campbell and Jackson probly will have more eye for eachother than for Cerberus. That can be the advantage for Cerberus.

DT: Yes it can be. But I really strongly doubt it that they underestimate Cerberus. Not after what he accomplished last week. That was great how he won that Battle Royal, truely great.

ND: Yes but every match is different.

DT: Nicely said Down.

(County grammar by Nelly starts to play and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell comes walking out from the back. Moogatu joins him and the two make it to the ring. Campbell gets in and the crowd cheers him on).

(So Much Pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac plays and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson runs out from the back. He is ready to fight and he sprints to ringside and he slides in the ring and goes right for Campbell).

DT: CAMPBELL AND JACKSON ARE GOING AT IT ALREADY!!!....Right and left hands fly all over the place!!!.......It goes back and forth now!!!.....What a brawl we are seeing!!! .........They go from one corner to the other!!....The referee tries to break them up, but he can't get in between the two...

(Fuel by Metallica starts to play over the pa system and "King of the Battle Royal" Cerberus appears on top of the ramp. The crowd cheers him on loudly. The crowd hasn't forgotten about last week and his great accomplishment. Cerberus makes it to ringside and slides in the ring).

Ding ding ding.

ND: Now we can begin!!......Campbell and Jackson are still battling it out, but then Cerberus mingles himself into the fight and he grabs both players by the head and .....BANGS THEIR HEADS INTO EACHOTHER!!!.......They both are a bit stunned now and Cerberus lifts up Campbell and does a reverse atomic drop!!!......He then lifts Jackson up and executes a backbreaker on him. Cerberus follows that up with grabbing a hold of Jackson and he whips him into the ropes, and when he comes off he takes him to the mat with a shuffle-sidekick!!!

DT: Cerberus continues to focuss on Jackson and he irish whips him, but Jackson reverses the whip and sends Cerberus into the ropes. The Armageddon comes off and Jackson with a powerslam!!!....Jackson for the cover, but Campbell breaks it up after the first count......Campbell stomps The Perfect Storm to the head a few times and he then grabs him and ....REVERSE DDT!!!......Campbell bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and goes for an elbow drop, but Jackson moves out of the way!!!......Jackson pulls Campbell to his feet and follows that up with a hard chop to the chest.

ND: He then throws Campbell into the corner and Jerry flies in hard.......Jackson charges in right after and...SPLASHES ON TOP OFF CAMPBELL.......Cerberus charges in aswell and ...HE SPLASHES ON TOP OFF BOTH CAMPBELL AND JACKSON!!!.........Cerberus turns Jackson around, kicks him into the gut and sends him into the opposite corner....Cerberus grabs Campbell by the arm and ....irish whips Campbell towards the opposite corner, but oooooh Campbell reverses it and Cerberus flies chest first into Jackson!!!....

DT: Campbell slowly moves over to that corner and he lifts Cerberus on top off his shoulders and .....he lets himself drop backwards!!...ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!.........Meanwhile though Stephen Jackson climbed the toprope and he waits till Campbell gets back to his feet again and .....MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK AND CAMPBELL GOES DOWN!!!.........Jackson rolls Campbell on his back and goes for the cover, .................1......................................................2..............................but a kickout.

ND: Jackson then tries to cover Cerberus, but The Armageddon also kicks out after two. Jackson picks up Cerberus, but Cerberus counters with a karatekick!!!...However Jackson grabs a hold of the leg, but Cerberus counters and does an ENZIGUIRI!!.......Jackson to the mat and Cerberus moves over to Campbell and he bodyslams him to the canvas near the corner.....Cerberus then jumps on the topturnbuckle and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! .......And he goes for the cover, ...............1.......................................................2....................but Jackson breaks it!!!...

DT: Jackson wants to win this himself. Sure he wants to beat the hell out of Campbell but he also wants to win this match. Cerberus and Jackson are now going at it......right...left.....right....left.....Cerberus then blocks a shot, kicks Jackson into the midsection and DDT's The Perfect Storm!!!.....Cerberus into the ropes and he comes off and he does a summersault and lands on Jackson!!!......The King of The Battle Royal hooks the leg and the ref makes the count, ............1........................................................2.....................kickout.

ND: Noooo, it's not over yet. Cerberus was pretty damn close there, but didn't get the win yet. He now picks up Jackson, but ooooooh jawbreaker by the Total Wrestling Allstar!!!....What a way to counter......Jackson drags Cerberus over to the corner and while he holds on to Cerberus his head, he climbs the second rope......Jackson then jumps off and ....TORNADO DDT ON CERBERUS!!!.......That was something...How did he do that?!?.......Great move there by The Perfect Storm.....He know goes for the pin, ..................1....................................................2.................but Cerberus gets a foot on the rope. Jackson quickly turns Cerberus on his back and....

DT: And Jackson hooks in a crossface on Cerberus.....Thats gotta hurt, that really has to hurt!!!....He has it hooked in the center of the ring and Cerberus looks in deep trouble, it even looks like he is gonna tap out here!!....But then Campbell comes off the ropes and he breaks it up with a legdrop to the back off Jacksons and Cerberus' head. Cerberus took the worst of it as he got it flush on the back of the head!!.....Campbell turns Cerberus over and he drops another legdrop on him and goes for the cover, .....1........................................................2..............but Jackson breaks the count and drags Campbell off of Cerberus.

ND: Campbell gets to his feet and with a bionic elbow he nails Jackson and The Perfect Storm goes down. Campbell then picks up Cerberus and he throws him into the ropes. When Cerberus comes of, Campbell goes for a clothesline, but Cerberus ducks it and .....SUPERKICK!!!......And that knocks Campbell backwards right into Jackson!!!......And Jackson hooks in a crossface right away on Campbell!!!.....Jackson got it hooked it perfectly and wowwww!!!!......Before Cerberus can break it up Jerry Campbell taps out!!! ....Campbell tapped out of Jacksons crossface!!!

DT: So this means that Jackson has won this match and moves on to the second round.

ND: What an upset!!

From a side door, John Pilchard emerges and rushes forward towards Van Zandt.

'Eric… Jesus, where have you been? I've been looking for you for the last half hour!' Pilchard wipes at the sweet across his brow and places a hand on Cazzo's shoulder.

Van Zandt stares down at the hand, and then into Pilchard's eyes. He removes the hand with a minimum of contact, and shakes his head. 'Maybe if you weren't such a useless, fat turkey, you would have found me in half the time. I've been pacing… you see, if you were up to date on what you're actually supposed to be doing, you'd realise I have a match with Thorn tonight?'

Pilchard frowns, 'I… know that Eric. Marie says you fired her… what's that all about? She's been a loyal employee….'

'Blah, blah, wah, wah! Are you even listening to me Plichard? I have a match with Thorn tonight! Do I look like I have the time to cry a river for that airhead?! Now, is that all? If so, waddle off so I can get to the ring!'

The Commissioner shakes his head, 'There are some people here from im….'

'For the love of all that is merciful! If you're about to tell me the Canadians want some of my time, I've already heard it! Van Zandt continues on down the hall.

Plichard chases after him, 'Eric! I really thi….'

'They can't afford my time Pilchard! Tell them I'll schedule them in a week from… never.' Van Zandt bursts into laughter.

Pilchard stops following and breathes heavily. He calls out after Van Zandt, 'There's something else Eric!'

Cazzo gives Pilchard a sarcastic wave and turns the corner heading towards the ring.

John Pilchard mutters something and dry washes his hands. He stares down the empty corridor and shrugs. 'O'Connor's in the building….

DT: It's time for our first titlematch of the evening. Johnathan Cable has to defend his Extreme Title against Ex-Terminator. The Extreme title is a title that you have to defend almost like every week. Every week someone else wants it. This week it is Ex-Terminator who gets the chance to walk away with the title.

ND: Ex-Terminator is wellknown with this title. He said it himself, he won this title two times already. So we got two two-time Extreme Champions in the ring here.

DT: Cable is probly still suffering the damage and pain from his Iron Circle match with Strait Hate from a few weeks ago. We all remember that Cable and Strait put eachother through hell there. Last week Cable even fought at When Worlds Collide. It was a tagmatch against Team Better Than You from the IWF and the outcome was a draw. Perhaps if Cable would have been 100% that they would have won.

ND: But that wasn't the case. It was a draw, but thats the past. Right now he has to fight Ex-Terminator and its not gonna be easy.

(Seek and Destroy starts to play Ex-Terminator appears from behind the curtains. Paul Robero then starts to make his way to ringside. The big guy reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

(The lights dim to black, and the first rifts of Bombshell by Powerman5000 hit hard on the arena speakers. As the song kicks in, red spotlights dance around the arena, spinning wildly among the fans, and firebombs explode back and forth across the stage. After several moment, the stage errupts in a massive wall of fire, and then dies down, a man emerging form the curtain, and stepping over the space where fire emerge moments before. As he makes his way across, the wall of fire explodes again from the stage, and we see a man in black pants, white flames licking upwards from the knee, and black boots. His face is clad in a molded black leather mask, and the fire ights gints slightly off of the sooth leather. The man makes his way down the ramp, followed by firebombs at regular interval, and the red spots still spin out of control around the arena. The man reaches the ring, and rolls under the bottom, making his way to the middle of the ring. he looks in all directions as firebombs explode around the ring, and raises his hands swiftly over his head as the ringposts errupt with blazing fire. The lights go back to normal and the man waits within the ring for his match to begin).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has started and the two go at it right away.Cable gets the upperhand and he peppers Ex-Terminator with right and left hands. Cable with a big right one that sends Ex-Terminator to the mat. The Extreme Champion is now dropping right hands and forearm shots to Ex-T's neck and head. But Ex-T fights his way up to his feet again. Ex-T then unleashes a headbutt that knocks Cable down. Every hit in Cable's face must hurt.

ND: Yeah thats right. Cable is still wearing that leather mask, but he still must be in tremendous pain after that fireball in his face suffered during a match with Strait Hate. ....Cable is down and now it is Ex-T's turn to stomp Cable with kicks. Cable gets to his feet and he is still a bit stunned and falls backwards into a corner. Ex-T comes flying in and he splashes hard on the champ.......Ex-T grabs Cable by the arm and whips him into the opposite corner.....Cable goes in backfirst and he hits that corner hard!!

DT: Cable comes out of that corner and Ex-T takes him down with a flying shouldertackle.....Wow man, Ex-T is showing what he got...He slides to the outside and from under the ring he takes a table. He slides it into the ring and gets back in too. Ex-T takes the table and he places it in a corner, so its standing straight up in one of the four corners. He then goes back over to Cable and he lifts him up and sets him up for a piledriver.

ND: Ex-T lifts Cable, but ....Cable blocks it and.....reverses it and backdrops Ex-T to the mat!!!......Cable takes his time and he then grabs Ex-T, but oooooh lowblow by Ex-T!!..........Cable did not see that one coming at all!!!...Ex-T back up and he irish whips Cable....but Cable reverses the irish whip and ....oooooooohhh Ex-Terminator flies right into that table in the corner!!!....He went face-first into that table!!

DT: Cable marches over to Ex-T and he grabs him and sends him into the ropes....Ex-T comes off and Cable with a high knee and Ex-T goes down again. Cable for the cover, .........1..............................2...............but a kickout. Cable stomps Ex-T to the head again and he then picks him up and delivers a series of shots to the head. He then throws Ex-T into the ropes again, and when he comes off he backdrops Ex-T to the mat!!!...

ND: Cable picks Ex-T up again and after some more shots, he whips Ex-T, but this time the big guy reverses the whip and sends Cable into the ropes. Cable comes off and Ex-T with a big boot and the champ goes down.........Ex-T picks up Cable and he lifts him into a Razors Edge position....He has Cable on his shoulders now and he moves into the direction off the corner with the table and .....RAZORS EDGE AND CABLE GOES THROUGH THAT TABLE IN THE CORNER!!!!

DT: And the crowd starts to chant "HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT"......That was some move there!!!...That really must have taken alot out of Cable there...maybe even everything......Ex-Terminator now drags Cable out of the corner to the center of the ring ring. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ..............1..........................................2...............but Cable kicks out!! How did he do that?!? ....Ex-T almost snaps now as he furiously starts to kick Cable to the head and midsection.

ND: Ex-T lifts Cable up and he throws him headfirst over the toprope to the outside.....Cable falls to the outside and Ex-T climbs out of the ring and doesn't give Cable any time to recover......He goes over to Cable and he hammers him down again. Ex-T picks Cable up and uppercuts him...Cable stumbles backwards and Ex-Terminator comes charging in right now, but ooooooohhh Cable with a drop toe hold and Ex-T goes face first into the concrete floor!!!

DT: And Ex-T's face is busted open from that fall. Cable lifts him, throws a few punches and he then drags Ex-T over to a ringpost and ...BAMMMMM.....he bashes Ex-T's face into the ringpost.......Cable wants to do it again, but this time Ex-T blocks it and .....BASHES CABLES HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST HIMSELF!!!.......And Ex-T seems to be going insane now...and he bashes Cable's head into the ringpost some more times.

ND: Ex-T then lifts Cable up and bodyslams him to the concrete.

DT: This match can still go anywhere.

ND: Ex-T takes a ladder from under the ring and he places the folded up ladder against the apron. He then picks up Cable, but ooohhhh Cable with a thumb to the eye and he picks Ex-T up and suplexes Ex-T to the concrete floor!!!...Ex-T's back collided hard into the concrete there!!!......Cable looks at the ladder and he then turns back to Ex-T and grabs him by the legs and ......SLINGSHOTS EX-TERMINATOR INTO THE LADDER!!!!.... OOooooooh my Godddd!!!!......And Ex-T falls back to the concrete!!!.

DT: It could all be over right now.....Cable stomps on Ex-T a few times and he then takes the ladder and he sets it up there on the outside. Cable now starts to climb the ladder while Ex-T is still laying on the concrete......Cable climbs all the way to the top now......He gets on top and .......CABLE DIVES OFF FOR A FROGSPLASH .......BUT EX-TERMINATOR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CABLE LANDS ON THE CONCRETE!!!!......

ND: Another Holy Shit chant starts as both wrestlers are layed out on the outside!!!.......Cable is in real pain there, he just bumped to the concrete after trying a frogsplash from the ladder!!!...........Now it is Ex-Terminator who is the first to get to his feet....He picks Cable up from the floor and ......EXTERMINATED!!!......EXTERMINATED TO THE CONCRETE!!! ........Unbelievable!!!.....Cable is totally knocked out now and Ex-Terminator goes for the cover now and. ........1.......................................2...............................................3.......WE HAVE A NEW EXTREME CHAMPION!!!

DT: Ex-Terminator is the new champion!!! He's a three time Extreme Champion now!!

(Commercials).

Peter Tiger: Chris, hey Chris. Don't run so fast.

Christ: What do you want Tiger?

Peter Tiger: I heard you are looking for a tagpartner.

Christ: Yes, thats right. So what does that have to do with you?

Peter Tiger: Well, I might have one for you.

Christ: Really? Who?

Peter Tiger: He's right here.

(Christ looks around him but doesn't see anyone else but Peter Tiger).

Christ: Who? I don't see anyone.

Peter Tiger: ME!!..I MEANT ME!!!

Christ: You? You've got to be kidding me.

Peter Tiger: No, I'm serious.

Christ: I wouldn't even tag with you if you were the last guy on earth.

Peter Tiger: So thats a maybe, right??

(Christ shakes his head and walks off).

DT: After that Extreme Title match it is time for the second round of the EWCL Title Tournament. The three men that made it to the second round are Drake Laps, Jason Cadey and Stephen Jackson.

ND: This is gonna be some battle. Can't say who is gonna win this one. All three had to go through a match already, so all three are worn out a bit. Laps might have the advantage that he had the most time to recover since he was in Match A. But then again these are all well trained athletes.

DT: Well said.

(Then the lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

(It's on by Korn starts to blare over the PA system and "The Instigator" Jason Cadey comes walking out. His manager Sandstrom follows him to the ring. The two reach the ring and Cadey climbs in the ring and gets in).

(So Much Pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac plays and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson runs out from the back. He is ready to fight and he sprints to ringside and he slides in the ring and goes right for Campbell).

Ding ding ding.

DT: All three men stand in the ring and stare at eachother. Jackson then lifts both his hands up and he wants to do a test of strength with both Laps and Cadey. Laps and Cadey look at eachother and then turn back to Jackson and both kick him into the midsection. They then lift Jackson up and double suplex him.......Laps runs towards the ropes and jumps on the second rope for a lionsault, but ooooooooooooohhhh Cadey dropkicks Laps to the chest when he comes off the ropes!!! ...Cadey hooks the leg for the threecount, but Laps kicks out right away.

ND: Cadey picks Laps up and he hands out some punches. He then throws him into the ropes, but Laps comes off and he slides through the legs, gets up behind Cadey and does a spinning heelkick and Cadey goes down!!!....Laps into the ropes again, and tries once more to do a lionsault, he comes off, but ...OOOOOHHH this time Stephen Jackson catches Laps out of the air and turns that into a german suplex!!!...Excellent move there!!!.....Jackson for the pin, but again Laps kicks out of it.

DT: All three are on their feet again and Cadey starts to hand out right hands now. First Laps, then Jackson, Laps again and then Jackson again. Cadey throws Jackson into the ropes and when he comes off Jackson leapfrogs over Cadey. But Jackson was unaware of Laps who comes off the other ropes and does a flying bulldog on Jackson!!!.....Laps goes for the cover, but Cadey breaks it up by kicking Laps to the back of the head. Cadey pulls Laps to his feet and he sends him into a corner.....Laps goes in backfirst and Cadey charges in after, but Laps jumps up in time and he grabs a hold of Cadey and goes for the pin, ....1......................................2................................but a kickout!!

ND: This is some fast match...These guys don't stop ........Laps grabs Cadey by the head, but then its Jackson who runs in on them and he jumps on the topturnbuckle and .. MISSILE DROPKICK TO BOTH LAPS AND CADEY!!!.....Both men go down to the mat!! And Jackson grabs Cadey and hooks in a crossface!!! A crossface that gave him the win in the first round when Jerry Campbell tapped out.....Question is what Cadey is gonna do? ...He is in severe pain here, but he refuses to tap out.....Cadey tries to reach the ropes now, but Jackson reacts with dragging him more to the center of the ring.

DT: But then Drake Laps comes to the rescue and he dropkicks Jackson to the face....Oooh stiff, real stiff..........Jackson lets go and Laps goes into the ropes, but Jackson with a hiptoss and Laps goes to the mat......He picks Laps up and sends him into the ropes and when he comes off Jackson goes for another hiptoss, but this time Laps reverses it and gives Jackson the same treatment and takes him to the mat with a hiptoss of his own. Laps quickly goes to the toprope and he stands on top .....HE DIVES OFF FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS.....BUT JACKSON LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!.....

ND: Painful..painful.....Real painfull!!!.......Laps is rolling around now from the pain and Jackson moves up to his feet and he places Laps on his back and goes for the cover, .....1.................................................2..............but Cadey comes in and saves Laps. He drags Jackson off of him and he then chops him to the chest and lifts him up and .......TIGER DRIVER.........Great move by Cadey!!!.....This guy is good........He goes for the cover, ....1.............................................2...................................but Jackson kicks out.

DT: Cadey pulls Jackson up and after a few shots to the head he sends him into the ropes. Jackson comes off and Cadey with an overhead belly to belly suplex. He picks Jackson up again and he irish whips him hard into the corner......Jackson comes out of the corner and Cadey charges in on him and clotheslines him into the ropes and over the toprope to the outside!!!......Cadey climbs through the ropes onto the apron and he jumps off the apron on top off Jackson for a double axe handle smash!!!....And he nails Jackson with it!!!.......Cadey grabs Jackson and he throws some more punches on the outside now...

ND: In the ring we then see that Laps is back up again and Laps comes off the ropes and .....SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOPROPE AND HE LANDS ON BOTH JACKSON AND CADEY!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!!.......All three are now layed out on the outside!!!........What a risky move by the Highflying Miracle. But he hit it and it went perfect. ....Now after about 10 seconds it is Laps who is the first one to get back to his feet again. He picks up Cadey and he whips him into a steel ringpost. Laps then picks up Jackson and he whips him into the steel ringsteps......

DT: Laps runs in on Jackson, but ooooooohh Jackson moves out of the way and Laps flies shoulderfirst into those ringsteps!!!....Jackson takes those ringsteps and he swings and ....WHAMMMMMMM.....nails Laps in the head with it!!!........Jackson wants to swing them again, but Cadey charges in and dropkicks the ringsteps right into Jacksons face!!!.....Cadey gets back up again and he rolls Jackson back into the ring again. He then rolls back in aswell. First thing that Cadey does is go for the cover, .......1.......................................................2...................but Jackson kicks out of it. Cadey pulls Jackson up and he waistlocks him and executes a german suplex. Cadey for another cover, ..................1..............................................2...............but Jackson with another kickout.

ND: Cadey tries again and sends Jackson into the ropes, Jackson comes off and he hits Cadey with a flying forearm!!!...Holy shit what a forearm!!! ......Jackson goes for the cover, ..............1.....................................................2................but then Laps reaches into the ring and grabs Jackson by the leg and drags him off of Cadey. Laps then rolls back in again and he lifts Jackson up and ....DDT's him to the mat!!!......Laps into the ropes, comes off and ....HE HITS THE LIONSAULT!!!....He actually hit it!!!.......Laps for the cover, .................1...................................................................................2.....................but Jackson kicks out........Laps picks Jackson up, but oooooh lowblow by The Perfect Storm... Laps to one knee and he lifts him up and ....POWERBOMBS LAPS TO THE MAT!!!

DT: Jackson now for the cover on Laps, .......1...................................................2..........but Cadey breaks it....Cadey kicks Jackson to the head and he then throws him into the ropes. Jackson comes off and ...SPINEBUSTER BY CADEY!!........The Instigator lands on Jackson and hands out a series of right and left hands to his face!!!....Cadey hops back to his feet and he takes Jackson and he irish whips him into the corner....Jackson flies in backfirst and Cadey charges in, but ooooooh Jackson sticks his elbow out and Cadey flies facefirst into it!!! Cadey staggers backwards and Jackson moves out of the corner and clotheslines him to the mat!!!

ND: Jackson picks Cadey up, but Cadey reacts and kicks Jackson into the gut and ....THE RECKONING.......And Jackson is layed out!!!........This thing is over, this is it!!!.......Cadey goes for the pin for the win, .......BUT LAPS TURNS CADEY AROUND AND .....THE LAST LAP!!!.........LAPS TOOK OUT CADEY!!!.....Cadey didn't see it coming!!!........Laps then goes to the toprope.... LAPIDATOR ON STEPHEN JACKSON!!........LAPS HOOKS JACKSONS LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN AND. ......................1...............................................................2........................................................3............HE WINS IT!!! DRAKE LAPS GOES TO THE FINAL OF THIS MINI TOURNAMENT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

DT: He did it!!! He actually did it!!!.....What a night sofar for the Comeback Kid, The Highflying Miracle, The Prince of the IWF...uh I mean former Prince.

ND: TAFKATPOTI.

DT: Yep right.

ND: Laps raises his hands in the air now and the crowd goes wild......He climbs on the second rope and waves to the crowd!!!......But wait now.....Jason Cadey crawled back to his feet again....He slowly moves up behind Laps .....and he pulls Laps off the ropes, turns him around and .......THE RECKONING!!!.........OOOH GOD NOOOOO!!!!......AND LAPS IS OUT!!!....LAPS IS KNOCKED OUT FROM THAT MOVE!!!.....Cadey slides to the outside and we see that his manager Sandstrom is not happy. Not happy at all.

DT: Cadey is probly gonna hear about this for the next few weeks. His manager is gonna rub it in and make him feel like crap because of this loss.

ND: But the kid did good.

DT: Good isn't good enough.

ND: Fact is that Cadey walks out now while Laps and Jackson are still layed out in the ring.

DT: True.

(Commercials).

DT: You can imagine that Cazzo is pissed at Thorn. Thorn almost cost him a match, a match that Cazzo wouldn't wanted to lose at all. There was alot of prestige at stake last in that match with Iceman. Both presidents wanted to show that they were the best. The end result was that both men were laying unconscious after a 40ft fall through a merchandise stand. What a way to end it all. The outcome was a draw, so the world still doesn't know who's the tougher man. So let us jus say that both Cazzo and Iceman are equally tough.

ND: What kind of name is that? Equally tough?...Whats next "Tough Enough"?

DT: Thorn was pissed at Cazzo coz he blames Cazzo for it that Strait Hate has left the EWCL. Strait and Thorn are best friends and Thorn had enough of the Executive and Cazzo now that Strait is gone. Thorn believes that Cazzo pushed Strait too far. That he pushed Strait so far to get high ratings that Strait put his life on the line way too often. Now Cazzo wants some payback aswell. It was Cazzo who booked this match, so Cazzo really wants a piece of Thorn.

ND: I wonder if Cazzo has something up his sleeve.

DT: He always has.

(From the PA system, "Thorn In Your Eye" by Anthrax hits, and the crowd immediately goes off into a loud chorus of cheers, with only a few boos. From behind the curtain, Thron steps onto the ramp, Prime Time Title around his waist, and the reaction grows louder.)

ND: In just ONE week, Thorn has already won over most of these fans!!

DT: You're a traitor to the Heel Kingdom, Thorn, and a traitor to the EWCL!!!

ND: He stood UP or his friend Strait Hate, Down!! Besides, before he attacked him, he SAVED him! He attacked Iceman, and knocked him out of the pin after an Icedrop on an escalator railing!

DT: Oh, saved him my ass! The Icedrop is a jobber maneuver, and Cazzo would've kicked out!! Thorn is nothing more than an INGRATE!!

(The wrestler walks down to the ringside, getting used to the reaction from the fans. He seems like he feels slightly out of place, and tags a few of the fans weakly as he walks by. Thorn rolls into the ring, and raises his left arm, getting an even louder response. Thorn calls for a mike, and is tossed one from the outside.)

DT: Wait a sec!! Why are we letting him talk?!?! Cut the mike NOW!

ND: Will you shut your damn trap? Truly, if you have such a problem with him talking, YOU go up there and stop him!

DT: HELL NO!! He'd KILL m--- I don't wanna get myself dirty beting that scrub!

(Thorn brings the mike to his lips, and lowers his arm. The fans stop cheering quickly, and Thorn notices. Thorn raises his arm up again, and the pop is again deafening. Thorn drops his arm, and it stops. Thorn then quickly raises his arm breifly before speedily dropping it. The fans only cheer for the time the arm is in the air, then start laughing at how they are marking out for Thorn.)

Thorn: ... Damn... I might be able to get used to this...

(The crowd laughs again, and Thorn raises his arm, which gets another pop. He lowers it, and the crowd stops. Thorn ten raises his arm halfway, before bringing it down again. Thorn fakes out a lot of the crowd, and then lets them know it.)

Thorn: HA! I didn't say "The Prick Says!"

ND: HA, that's funny!

DT: Oh, fine!! Cheer and laugh for the new Benedict Arnold!!

(Thorn again brings the mike up.)

Thorn: Alright... I'm new at this, so let me try soemthing out real quick... MONTREAL.... HOW THE F*CK Y'ALL DOING?!?!

(The fans pop again, and Thorn continues to smile as the cheers intensify.)

Thorn: That's what I thought... Kids, I find it completely amazing that I am able to go on TV, damn near knock out my boss, then be cheered by people.... Then again, none of you have Cazzo Van Zandt as a boss!!

(The fans boo at the mention of the president's name, and Thorn nods his head before holding up a hand for silence.)

Thorn: The simple fact is, my best friend and tag team partner for as many years as I can remember, Strait Hate, LEFT THE COMPANY and retired when he couldn't handle the politics of the president anymore... Strait Hate just GOT SICK OF THE BULLSH*T!

(The fans cheer slightly for Strait's actions.)

DT: Another pussy if I ever saw one!

ND: DEAN!! That man bled buckets for us, AND sacrificed half his body! I DEFY you to name somebody with more heart for his craft!

DT: HE QUIT!! How's that heart?!

(Thorn unsnaps the belt from hsi wast, and throws it over his left shoulder.)

Thorn: When every fact is analyzed, we see that Cable USED his Champion's rematch clause, and COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE!! He got a DRAW!! That's it! No more matches, until you climb up the ladder again!! Oh, but wait a second!! Eric needs ratings! Van Zandt decides to put him in a Hell In A Cell Iron Circle match, that damn near kills him, just to put ratings on the damn board!!

(The fans cheer at this idea, agreeing with The Xtreme.)

ND: EVERYTHING he says is true, Dean!!

DT: SO what?!?! You don't go against the president!

Thorn: It came to the point were I had enough, and I needed to break the f*cking cycle... Strait Hate broke it by retiring... I broke it my OWN way... Hey, A/V geeks! Roll it!

(On the Cazzotron, we see Thorn standing up a groggy Cazzo after saving him from being pinned by the Icedrop. Thorn rears back, and SHATTERS a Singapore Cane over the back of the president's head. Just as they did then, the fans cheer huge for the action. The camera returns to Thorn, who is smiling in pride at his actions.)

Thorn: You see, when I break out, I REALLY BRE---

(With a fizz of static, the mike Thorn is holding cuts out. Thorn continues talking, but then realizes nothing he is saying can be heard. The fans starts to buzz about curiously.)

DT: THANK YOU!! SOMEONE FINALLY CUT HIS F*CKING STICK!

("Damned If You Do" by Life of Agony hits, and the fans immediately errupt into a huge chorus of jeers. Cazzo is hated before he walks out, but when he steps through the curtain, everyone boos him even more.)

DT: YES!! It's the PREZ!!

(Thorn sees Cazzo, hears his music, and realizes that the prez cut his mike. Thorn throws down the stick, and looks up at the prez with an apathetic grin.)

(Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. Cazzo has a bandage on his forehead and he has to use a cane to walk to ringside. Cazzo limps his way to the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

DT: Cazzo doesn't look to be in a good shape. He even has to use a cain to walk. Oh God.

(Cazzo asks for a mic and announcer Jay Blue hands one over to him).

Cazzo: Look at me!! Look at what I do for this company!!!.....I have a slight concussion, I can't even walk straight....and I did it all for the EWCL!!

Cazzo: And then look at you Thorn....What did you do at When Worlds Collide? First of all you lose to that loser Powerhouse and then you even get it in your head to attack me!!!! ATTACK ME?!?! How on bloody earth did you get that idea?!?!?

(Thorn does not react and only stares at the president).

Cazzo: I really wanted to go one on one with you tonight Thorn. I really wanted it....because I would show you how to wrestle a decent match. But as I am too injured to fight, I have to forfeit on this match.

(The crowd boos).

Cazzo: Just look at me here. I have to use a cane to walk....thats how pathetic I am righ now... I can in no way wrestle now. Thorn just come a bit closer to I can shake your hand and congratualate you with this win by forfeit.

(Thorn moves in a bit closer.....But at that moment Cazzo takes the cane and he nails Thorn in the head with it and Thorn goes down to the mat.....and Cazzo starts to laugh loudly).

DT: It was all an act!! He was acting!!!!.....

ND: Told you he had something up his sleeve.

DT: Cazzo is beating the hell out of Thorn now with that cane!! He doesn't stop!! He keeps on bashing that cane into Thorn's head!! I can't believe what I am seeing right now!!!

(The referee comes in between now and Cazzo lifts up his shoulders and he then hands the cane over to the referee).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Don't tell me that they actually gonna have a match now? That can't be, just can't be. Cazzo first beat the crap out of Thorn with that cane and then made the ref call the bell for the match to start. Insane.

(While Thorn is knocked out on the mat, Cazzo circles him now and taunts him).

DT: We have one son of a bitch as a prez. Did you know that.

ND: Yes I was aware of that, Thornton.

DT: Cazzo taunts Thorn some more and he then places his foot on Thorns chest and goes for the cover. How arrogant!!!....The ref starts the count, ..........1...........................................................................2..........................but Thorn kicks out!!!......Cazzo cannot believe it!!!....He jumps on top off Thorn now, hooks the leg and goes for another pin attempt, ....................1.......................................................2...............................but Thorn kicks out again!!!....Who would have thought that this would happen?!?

ND: Cazzo slides to the outside and he grabs his cane and slides back in the ring again. But the referee stops him!!...The referee makes him stop!! And tells him that he's not allowed to use that ringbell. Cazzo threatens the referee now and shoves him to the side......He then goes over to Thorn ...and............oooooooooooooohhh...............LOWBLOW BY THORN!!! ...........And Cazzo falls down to the mat and the referee kicks that cane out of the ring......We see that Cazzo is grasping for air and that Thorn crawls over to the ropes and he uses them as leverage to get to his feet again.

DT: The Prime Time Champion is back up and he moves over to Cazzo and pulls him to his feet by the head. He hands out a couple of shots to the head and he then pushes Cazzo into a corner. Thorn moves right in and he climbs the bottom rope and he starts to ramm his fists into the forehead of our beloved president. .....1..........2...........3............4.............5.............6.............7..............8.......................9.............10.......Thorn steps off the ropes and we see that Cazzo does a few steps forward and he then does the Flair Flop and falls face first to the mat......Thorn then with a quick elbow to the back off the head.

ND: He picks Cazzo up and he sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!!....Impressive.......Thorn lifts Cazzo to his feet again and he chops him three times to the chest and he then delivers a kneebreaker. Thorn really on a role here and he stomps down at Cazzo several times. After he is done with that he grabs the president and he smashes his head into the topturnbuckle....He then lifts Cazzo up on top off the topturnbuckle......Thorn climbs on aswell and....TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!.........What a great move by Thorn!!

DT: That also took alot out of Thorn as he lies motionless on the mat....After about 8 seconds, he gets back up again and he goes for the cover, ................1.............................................................2...........................kickout by Cazzo. Thorn with some more stomps before he picks Cazzo up and nails him in the head with a right hand. He then sends Cazzo into the ropes and when he comes off he executes a SPINEBUSTER!!!.......Thorn is really in control here now......He lands on top off Cazzo and starts to hand out a series of right and left ones. Thorn in his most aggressive mode I have ever seen him in.

ND: He picks up Cazzo and he throws him into the ropes, Cazzo comes off and Thorn goes for a backdrop....But Cazzo counters and ...SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!.....Thats the moment that Cazzo was waiting for!!! .....He picks Thorn up now and chops him to the chest a couple of times. He then sends Thorn into the ropes and when he comes off he lifts him up and ....DROPS HIM FACEFIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!........Cazzo fastly grabs Thorn and he whips him into a corner!!.....Thorn flies in backfirst and Cazzo rushes in and ..DROPKICKS THORN TO THE CHEST IN THAT CORNER!!!....

DT: Thats why they call him the Dropkick King. He still has it in him. Cazzo raises his right hand in the air, and the crowd starts to boo him. He then grabs Thorn, slaps him arrogantly in the face and irish whips him into the opposite corner.....Thorn goes in hard backfirst into the opposite corner, but he comes charging out of that corner and ....HE SPEARS CAZZO TO THE CANVAS!!!....And both men are down again.

ND: Thorn is the first to get back on his feet again and he picks Cazzo up and he returns the favour and now slaps him in the face. Thorn then sends Cazzo into the ropes and when he comes off he does another overhead belly to belly suplex. Thats his second in the match. Thorn wipes the sweat out of his face and he picks up Cazzo and after slapping him in the face once more, he throws him into the ropes again. When he comes off Thorn backdrops him to the mat...and follows that up with bouncing into the ropes and doing a kneedrop to the head!!

DT: Thorn picks Cazzo up again and he sets him up and ......THE NUTBUSTER!!!......And Thorn for the cover, ....1.........................................2........................but a kickout. Thorn shakes his head and he then picks Cazzo up and throws him into the corner and he moves in and climbs the bottom rope again. For a second time he starts to plant his fist into Cazzo's forehead,.....1...............2....................3.............4.........but then Cazzo lifts Thorn up and ...REVERSE ATOMIC DROPS THORN!!!.....Thorn staggers backwards and Cazzo charges in on him and clotheslines him to the mat......Thorn gets to his feet again fast and Cazzo shoves him backwards.....He shoves Thorn again and again.

ND: Thorn is near the corner and Cazzo comes in again and goes for another trademark dropkicks!!....But wowwwwwww!!!.........Thorn blocked it and he grabs a hold of Cazzo's legs and ......HE SLINGSHOTS CAZZO AND THE PREZ GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TOPTURNBUCKLE!!!........He sells it like Mr. Perfect and flies into the air!!!.....Thorn signals for the end right now......Thorn goes to the toprope and .......THE HIGHLIGHT!!!.........A FROGSPLASH!!!!...Excellent!!!........He then picks up Cazzo and sets him up for a german suplex!!!

DT: He's locked in the German…! Cazzo's fighting it… he pushes back….

ND: Ow! They just slammed into the ref….

DT: Through the ropes! But Thorn won't release… OH MY! Cazzo kicks back with a low blow! Thorn goes down!

ND: You can be young… you can be strong… but you can't beat experience.

DT: Cazzo slides out of the ring and heads for the time keeper's table. He's… oh c'mon, he's grabbing a chair! What's he going to do with that chair?!

ND: Maybe he's tired Dean… it's been a long match!

DT: And I came down in the last rain shower. He slides back into the ring… aw man, I can't believe this! Thorn is up on his knees…. Cazzo pulls back… but wait! Thorn is fighting back! He delivers a blow to the President's abdomen! And another… NO! Cazzo brought that chair down right across Thorn's skull! Oh man, he's busted open.

ND: I didn't see a thing….

DT: Of course you didn't. Cazzo's rolling Thorn up… but there's no ref! Cazzo counts his own pin… one…two…three! He's on his feet! He claims he won it! He's not an EWCL official! He can't just do that!

ND: Don't cross the boss! If he wants to be a referee, I say let him!

DT: Look at him, gloating like that! Hands in the air… what an ass. And listen to that fan reaction… they can't stand this guy!

ND: Whoah… hang on a second… who are those guys?

DT: What guy… oh, those guys! I don't know! But whoever they are, they're coming down to the ring. I don't think Van Zandt has seen them yet.

ND: They look like government officials to me…. You can tell from the crazy Canadian uniforms.

DT: What does it say on their badges? I can't read it from here. Hang on, Cazzo's seen them. He looks curious… he's asking what the Hell they want. Good question. Could these guys be the officials Cazzo's been dodging all night?

ND: Thank you Angela Lansbury….

DT: They're climbing into the ring…. Cazzo's storming over to them… he wants to know what this is all about…. C'mon cameraman, get up there so we can hear what's going on!

Cazzo shakes a fist at the men, demanding to know the meaning of this interruption. One of the men pulls a badge, and 'Immigration' is picked up by the camera.

The man with the badge motions to the three men to his side and they move to flank the President. 'I'm afraid you'll have to come with us sir.'

Van Zandt rages, grabbing the man's collar. 'I demand to know the meaning of this! What's going on! This is my building! You can't….'

The President is cut off as his arms are whipped around his back and handcuffs flash in the ring lights. Before Van Zandt can make any further move, he is snapped in irons and shoved towards the ropes.

'If you cooperate, I'm sure we will have this matter sorted out quickly sir.'

Van Zandt screams at the man, shaking himself violently, 'Get your filthy Canadian hands of me! I'm an important man… I'll have your job for this you jumped-up public servant!'

The Immigration official leads Cazzo up the ramp as the fans begin to chant 'Nah… nah… nah, nah, nah, nah… heyayay, goodbye!'

'Sir, if you'll just go quietly. We've had reports that you've been trafficking illegal performance enhancing drugs over the Canadian border. Now, we can do this the easy way… or the hard way….'

Van Zandt and the officials disappear through the curtain to the cheers of the fans as Van Zandt's eyes flare.

'The hard way?!'

The official frowns and nods, 'The hard way, that's right sir.' The police escort pulls out a rubber glove and snaps it over his hand.

Van Zandt screams.

Two men standing at the Gorilla Position turn at the blood-curdling cry. One is John Pilchard, looking strained and stressed. The fans pop loudly as they recognise the other…

The Rage.

O'Connor winces as he espies the glove. He shakes his head as Cazzo's mad eyes lock on to the former CEO of the EWCL. He screams, 'YOU!'

With a small slap of the President's chest, O'Connor gives a small shudder. 'Stay loose Caz….'

Van Zandt lunges at O'Connor, 'YOU DID THIS YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! I'LL GET YOU… I SWEAR I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!'

O'Connor gives the President a little wave, 'See you next week Caz…!' The fans pop loudly.

Van Zandt screeches for Pilchard as he turns the corner, and John sighs. 'I'd better go.'

O'Connor grins, 'Don't rush….'

Pilchard fights a smirk, then hurries off after his boss.

The camera returns to the ring where Thorn is struggling back to his feet.

DT: I don't believe it!

ND: Cazzo will! Oh man, I do not want to be around after those boys finish with the Prez….

DT: O'Connor is just fuelling the flames of that little hatred…. And you can bet your ass… excuse me, poor choice of words… that the Prez won't let that one pass… oh….

The referee crawls back into the ring and struggles to his feet.

DT: Thorn is looking about… he doesn't know where Cazzo is gone. The referee begins the count…

1…

2…

3…

4…

5…

6…

7…

8…

9…

10…!

DT: There's the bell! Thorn has won this one!

ND: And the Boss really lost… in so many ways….

DT: Say what you will, but Thorn had this wrapped up before Cazzo pulled some pages out of the dirty tricks book. The right man won, for whatever reason.

ND: Are you saying that everybody got what they deserved?!

DT: I'm not sure that anybody deserves that….

(Commercials).

DT: Are you ready for our first main event match Down?

ND: You bet I am.

DT: So you think that Christ found someone to tag with?

ND: Don't know Thornton. And if he hasn't than he's just gonna take out Corvik and Mystic on his own. He can do it, he's the champ. The main man, the head honcho, the big chief, the big cahuna......THE MESSIAH!!!

DT: Nice introduction Down.

ND: Thank you, I'm proud of it myself.

(The arena goes dark. A neon green beeping lifeline beats across the Cazzotron. Steadily it beats faster until finally, it flatlines and vanishes altogether in an ankh. The ankh spins for a moment and then bursts into green flames. In a matter of seconds the ankh is completely consumed and the flames dissipate into another beeping lifeline. Just as the first, it steadily gains speed and flatlines completely, until disappearing once again in favor of a pair of Japanese Kanji symbols with "SLAVE" under the characters. The lights remain out as the opening beat to "I Live In Silence" by Civilian slowly resonate through the speakers, before hitting the heaviest part).

#I was on my way to the center of the sun#
#When I lost my wings and I fell into a crowd#
#And they carried me to a hole in the ground#
#And they buried me where no one can see and no one would be around#
(The lights explode back on in neon green flames on one side and royal blue ones on the other).

#I was on my way to the city in the clouds#
#When I lost my mind and I had to settle down#
#When I had a dream of an island in the sea#
#Where the lepers die, where no one survives, where no one can hear there cries#
#I love my forests#
#I live in silence#

(Sean Corvik and Mystic come out and make their way to ringside. They reach the ring and both climb in).

(Then Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Chris Christ comes out. The crowd goes wild and the Universal Champion plays the crowd well. He greets the fans on his way to the ring and he then takes off his titlebelt and gets in the ring).

(Christ asks for a mic and gets one).

Chris Christ: Hey Canada!!!..

(cheap pop).

Chris Christ: Corvik, Mystic, I tried to find myself a tagpartner for tonight. But as you might have seen I could not find anyone. So basically this means that I alone have to beat both of your asses.

(Christ drops the mic and charges in on Corvik and Mystic and he double clotheslines them to the mat).

ND: YEAH MESSIAH!!!

Ding ding ding.

DT: Christ in control right from the start and after that double clothesline he stomps down at both Corvik and Mystic. He then concentrates on Mystic and he picks him up and sends him into the ropes. After he comes off he backdrops him and Mystic goes to the canvas.....Christ turns around towards Corvik, but Corvik counters and hits Christ in the head with a big right hand. Corvik with a couple of shots to the head and he then lifts Christ up and ...SIDEWALK SLAM.....Mystic joins Corvik and the two start to kick and stomp Christ hard to the head and midsection.

ND: And remember this is allowed since Christ couldn't find a tagpartner. Mystic and Corvik are now beating Christ to pulp!! Common Christ!!....Corvik throws Christ into the ropes and when he comes off Corvik lifts him up and Mystic grabs him and the two do their version of the 3D.....Holy shit!!!.....Common Christ get up!!!......Corvik and Mystic back up and they start again with stomping Christ to the head!!! This is nuts!! This is unreal!!!! Somebody stop this!!

DT: Corvik then slides to the outside and he takes a steelchair and takes it with him into the ring. Mystic holds Christ and Corvik swings and ....BAMMMMMMM....whacks Christ in the head with that steelchair!!!......That doesn't look good for Christ!!!....Corvik swings again, but.....but....whats that?!?!......Whats that music that we hear?

(Spawn again by Silverchair starts to play and someone comes out from behind the curtains. The wrestler appears on the top of the ramp and the crowd recognises him and they go nuts).

ND: IT'S DJ COOL.......DJ COOL IS IN THE EWCL AND HE'S GONNA BE CHRIST HIS TAGPARTNER HERE!!!....INCREDIBLE!!!...

DT: DJ Cool runs to the ring and Corvik swings the steelchair in his direction, but DJ Cool ducks it and counters with a spinning heelkick into the chair and it crashes straight into Corviks face!!... Mystic then charges in on DJ but he sees him coming and he SPEARS MYSTIC TO THE MAT!!!.........In the meantime Christ got back to his feet again and he and DJ Cool lift up Corvik and .....they do a DOUBLE FRONT FACE SUPLEX....They then grab Mystic and they give him the same treatment!!!

ND: The tables have turned now!!!

DT: Corvik and Mystic went back to their corner and we see that Mystic climbs to the apron. On the other side Christ climbs to the apron so its gonna be DJ Cool and Sean Corvik who gonna continue this match. DJ and Corvik circle eachother several seconds before they tie up. Corvik pushes DJ into a corner and he plants a quick knee to the gut of DJ Cool. And Corvik follows that up with a hard chop that stunned DJ Cool. Corvik gives DJ another chop, but this time DJ answers back with one of his own. The two trade chops back and forth with DJ getting the upperhand. DJ whips Corvik into the opposite corner and when Corvik comes out DJ nails him with a backdrop.....

ND: And when Corvik gets back up, DJ follows that with a dropkick. DJ picks up Corvik, but Corvik thumbs his opponent to the eye and he lifts him up and executes a shoulderbreaker. He then lifts DJ up and ....DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER......Corvik goes for the cover, ...........1.................................................2.............................but DJ Cool kicks out of it. Corvik drags him over to his corner and tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in and he picks DJ up and sends him into the ropes.....he comes off and Mystic with a 3/4 neckbreaker!!

DT: Some move there.

ND: Agh, not that spectaculair.

DT: I think it was.

ND: Agh, who asked you........Mystic picks up DJ Cool now and he chops him to the chest. He then whips him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a tilt-o-wirl backbreaker.....Mystic for the cover, but DJ kicks out......Mystic pulls DJ up and he irish whips him, but DJ reverses the whip and Mystic goes into the ropes. And as he comes off DJ hits him with a big SUPERKICK!!! .......DJ goes to his corner and tags in Christ.....Christ comes in and he kicks Mystic to the head. He picks him up and sends him into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Christ hooks the leg and ....PERFECT PLEX!!.....1.........................................2...................and Corvik comes in and breaks it!!

DT: Corvik kicks Christ to the head and at that moment DJ Cool also comes back in again......All four men are in the ring again. On the left we see that Christ and Mystic are fighting it out. Christ chops Mystic to the head several times and then he places him on the topturnbuckle. Christ climbs on aswell and ....HE SUPERPLEXES MYSTIC TO THE MAT.......Great!!!!..........Christ goes for the cover, but the referee is not paying attention as he is trying to make DJ Cool and Corvik to get out of the ring. DJ and Corvik are trading fists back and forth. DJ with a right one, and Corvik counters it. The two fight their way to the corner and Corvik then ramms DJ Cool's head into the topturnbuckle!!

ND: The ref comes in between DJ and Corvik and he shoves Corvik to his own corner.....The ref then turns towards DJ and does the same to him. While he is talking to DJ, Corvik reaches over the referee and he slaps DJ Cool into the face and that triggers DJ Cool and the two start to go at it again!!!...There is no way that the referee can stop those two....no way!!! .....The referee knows it too and he turns towards Christ and Mystic and he sees that Christ is still trying to cover Mystic, .....1......................................................2...................kickout!!!........

DT: While Corvik and DJ Cool are still going at it, Christ picks up Mystic and he lifts him up in a human torture reck. Mystic screams it out from the pain, but he refuses to give up.....Christ then turns that torture reck into a neckbreaker!!....OOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHH!!!.......What a great move!!! Mystic goes down and Christ raises his hands in the air and gets a loud pop from the crowd. He stomps Mystic to the head and goes into the ropes and comes off and elbow drops on top off Mystic. He then gets up and does a fistdrop and hits Mystic in the eye.

ND: Christ picks Mystic up again and he bodyslams him to the mat. Christ climbs to the toprope then!!! He gets on top and .....HE DIVES OFF THE TOPTURNBUCKLE ON MYSTIC!!!....WHAT A CROSSBODY!!....BUT MYSTIC ROLLS CHRIST UP AND GOES FOR THE COVER, ............1.......................................2..................................KICKOUT!..........Mystic takes Christ by the arm and he sends him into the ropes....Christ comes off and Mystic goes for his CYNERGY KICK.....But Christ ducks it and he lifts Mystic up and .....SIGN OFF!!!......SIGN OFF!!!....

DT: Mystic is knocked out cold and Christ jumps on him to go for the cover and. ............1....................................................................2..................Corvik comes in, but DJ Cool also moves in and he takes Corvik to the mat with a flying forearm!!....................3..........................AND CHRIS CHRIST AND DJ COOL HAVE WON THIS TAGMATCH!!!....Its great to see Christ win, but it is also great to see an artist like DJ Cool in the EWCL.

ND: But its mostly great to see The Messiah win!!

(Commercials).

DT: It is time for our second main event of the evening. It is time for the final of the EWCL Title Tournament. EWCL Champion Nick Dangerous has to take on Drake Laps. Laps who already had to fight two matches tonight, two straining matches. Laps is really the underdog here, not only because of his two matches but also because Dangerous is fighting in his own country. He plays a home game.

ND: Always an advantage.

DT: And this is a repeat of the match from last week. Dangerous and Laps met eachother at When Worlds Collide in a legendary barbedwire tlc match.

ND: Lets look back at some of that.

DT: Just because he's an asshole doesn't mean he isn't an athlete, Nick and Laps lay on the floor, but Drake gets up, rolls out of the ring, and of course, out come more tables, Laps brings three more out and into the ring, Laps gets inside and sets one up. He picks up Nick and throws him onto the table. Laps begins to climb the ladder, I think we're about to find out why Laps is known as "The Highflying Miracle."

ND: He makes it to the top, LAPIDATOR TO NICK DANGEROUS ON THE TABLE!!!!

DT: I'm beginning to think these two just want to kill eachother, this isn't for gold, look at the blood, look at the broken tables, look at the chair, with the barbed wire, covered in blood, these two hate eachother, and they want eachother dead.

ND: Don't panic Doris, enough of these death theories, this match should end soon, I don't know how long they want this to continue but a smart person would end it NOW!

DT: Drake Laps gets up, and sets up the wired chair next in between the two turnbuckle pads, picks up Dangerous and leans him against it, Drake Laps then goes for a kitchen sink, but Nick dives out of the way!, driving Laps' right leg into the wired chair! Nick rolls out of the ring, and is searching for more weapons, he brings out...Window panes? There can't be much good coming out of this. Nick brings a set of six window panes inside of the ring. Nick sets up two other folded tables, and puts two glass window panes on top of each of the tables. He takes Drake to the top of a table, sets him up, DANGER DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

ND: Damn...Through the glass and everything. Nick gets up, grabs a window pane and climbs the ladder, rung after rung, he is about to grab the title, but stops halfway up...He seems to feel the need to taunt the crowd a little, and listen to the loud boo's coming from the crowd, they seem to just make Nick laugh, despite the inhuman amount of blood coming out of his back, how the hell can he be smiling!? Oh my god! LAPS IS UP! LAPS IS BACK UP! Nick is rushing up to the to the top of the ladder, but Laps is climbing the other side with a window pane in his hand, Nick has a hold of the title with one hand, while Laps grabs the title with his hand with the other holding a window pane. DAMN!!! DRAKE LAPS AND NICK DANGEROUS JUST SLAMMED EACHOTHER IN THE HEAD WITH A WINDOW PANE AT THE SAME TIME!!! But the ladder looks like it is beginning to tip, the ladder is falling! But damnit! Nick Dangerous and Laps still have enough fight and are hanging off of the belt that's hung by a cable! Nick and Laps are holding on to the belt with both arms and sending kick after kick into eachother, and you can see the support cable is close to breaking, OH MY GOD! DRAKE AND NICK JUST FELL INTO A TABLE COVERED IN WINDOW PANES! That has to be it....

DT: That was some match.

ND: Sure was.

(Then the lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party plays and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out. The EWCL Champion got his title around his waist and he marhces to ringside. The Canadian crowd even cheers him on now and Nick greets some fans on the way to the ring. Dangerous takes off his belt and hands it over to the announcer. He then slides in the ring).

DT: He will need the help from the fans. Thats all the help he will get since Cazzo won't be able to make it to ringside. He's more busy with other things right now.

ND: Yeah real pleasant things, hehe.

Ding ding ding.

DT: You can see the difference already, Dangerous is still fresh and Laps had to fight two matches already. And don't forget about that Reckoning he received after his match with Cadey and Jackson. ...Laps tries to stall some time now, but Dangerous moves in on him right away and knees him to the chest. Dangerous follows that up with a couple of chops to the chest and the crowd goes '''wooooooooooooo". Dangerous sends Laps into the ropes and when he comes off he clotheslines him to the mat....Dangerous picks Laps up again and nails him with some more shots to the forehead.

ND: I wonder how long Laps will last in this match. It can't be long.

DT: Dangerous does his imitation of Mohammed Ali and he shuffles with his legs and then nails Laps in the face. He follows that up with throwing The Highflying Miracle into the ropes and when he comes off he lifts Laps up and does a samoan drop!!...Dangerous for the cover, but a near fall. He only got two there. Dangerous drags Laps over to the corner now and he climbs to the second rope and ....ELBOW DROP ON LAPS!!!.....Dangerous for another cover attempt, but Laps manages to kick out again.

ND: Dangerous swears a bit and he grabs Laps and waistlocks him, but Laps turns it around and ...BACKSLIDE!!.........1.............................................2................and real close, but Dangerous kicks out!!.......Dangerous and Laps both up again and Laps charges in on Dangerous, but Dangerous being the fresher man, sidesteps Laps and Drake flies chestfirst into the turnbuckles!!......Dangerous lifts him up and ....TOSSING GERMAN SUPLEX!!!......He stays in control!! Thats why he is the EWCL Champion!!

DT: He pulls Laps up and .....HE SETS HIM UP FOR HIS DANGER DRIVER!!! .....But Laps shoves Dangerous off of him and counters with kicking Dangerous into the midsection and doing a swinging neckbreaker!!........Laps hops back up and he goes to the toprope and ....CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON TOP OFF DANGEROUS!!!.........Laps slowly gets back up again and he picks Dangerous up and lifts him up and places him crotchfirst into the toprope!!!.....Laps then bounces into the ropes, comes off and ...DROPKICKS DANGEROUS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

ND: Laps quickly slides to the outside and he picks up Dangerous and drags him over to the ringpost....and BAMMMMMMMM....smashes Nicks head into it. Laps repeats this a couple of times......He then whips Dangerous backfirst into the security guardrail.....Laps charges in after, but oooooohhh Dangerous backdrops Laps into the crowd!!........Dangerous takes his time, and he then climbs on the guadrail and does a legdrop on Laps. After doing that he grabs Laps and throws him back to ringside. Nick climbs back to ringside aswell and he picks Laps up and he lifts him on top off the Spanish Announcetable.

DT: Dangerous climbs on aswell and he picks up Laps and sets him up for a piledriver....a piledriver through the table.......Dangerous tries it, but Laps blocks that attempt.....Dangerous tries a second time, but again Laps blocks it and .....BACKDROPS DANGEROUS AND THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!.....Ooooooh man!!!.....Both men layed out now, they both need the time now to get back up.....The referee checks on both wrestlers, but they seem to be ok. If you can use the word ok that is......After about 20 seconds Laps is up and he drags Dangerous over to the ring. He throws him back in and Laps climbs on the apron and ......JUMPS OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS ON DANGEROUS!!

ND: Laps for the cover, .............1................................................................2..........................but a kickout. Laps finally picks up Dangerous and whips him, but Nick reverses the whip and throws Laps into the ropes. Laps comes off and Dangerous hits him with a high knee. He then grabs a hold of Laps and ....NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!.....1...............................................2..............kickout by Laps. Dangerous with a number of kicks to the head and he then jumps on top off Laps and starts to ramm his head into the canvas...1....2....3....4.....5....6.....7....8....9.....10....... Dangerous lets go and he then places his boot to Laps his throat and starts to choke the life out of him!!

DT: The referee tries to stop Dangerous, but Nick is not letting go. That choke is full of hatred there. After 10 seconds Nick lets go and he drags Laps to his feet and he lifts him up and ...executes a backbreaker....He lifts Laps up again and throws him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Dangerous with a powerslam!! That looked impressive. Nick for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Dangerous climbs to his feet and he picks up Laps. He chops him to the chest.

ND: Dangerous then whips Laps, but Laps reverses the whip and sends Dangerous into the ropes. Nick comes off and Laps grabs him and .....THE LAST LAP!!......THATS IT!!!.........Laps goes for the cover to become the new EWCL champion!!!.....But whats that?!? Whats Jason Cadey doing out here now?!?........Cadey runs to the ring and slides in and he grabs Laps and ......THE RECKONING!!! ......HE DID IT AGAIN!.....HE DID IT AGAIN TO LAPS!!!.....And Laps is knocked out aswell. Cadey leaves ringside and in the ring we see that both Dangerous and Laps are laying on the mat!!....This is insane!!

DT: Now after about 15 seconds Dangerous moves himself over to Laps and he puts his arm on him and goes for the cover, ..........1...............................................2..............................but Laps kicks out!!...It is not over yet here........Dangerous pulls Laps to his feet and he sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops Laps, but oooooooh Laps holds on to Dangerous and rolls up Nick for the pin, ..............1.......................................................2........................noooooo, Nick kicked out!!!

ND: Dangerous gets up and he grabs Laps and slaps him to the chest. He sends him into the ropes and Laps comes off and he goes for a flying forearm.....But Dangerous saw it coming and he ducked and Laps lands on the mat!!!.....Dangerous then moves over to Laps and he picks him up and signals for his Danger Driver!!!...He is ready for it!! ......But for a second time, Laps moves out of that!!!...He goes into the ropes and kicks Dangerous into the gut and ....REVERSE DDT!!!......Nick goes down and Laps climbs to the toprope. He gets on top and ........LAPIDATOR!!...........Nick is out cold and Laps goes for the cover and. ............1..................................................2...............................................................3............HE WINS!!

DT: Drake Laps is the new EWCL Champion!! On his comeback night he wins this title!! This is great for the kid!!