EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…
Wrestling
…Cerevisi ....... ...Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... The Xtreme ............Doomsday ........Deadly by Design… .... GoldDigger.....…The Ficler...
Championship
...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…
League
…Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… Thorn......Johnathan Cable .......New Evolution .........Ex-Terminator......Jerry Campbell....Aaron Gold.....Cerberus........Jason Cadey.
Insurgence …Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…
…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…
Dean Thornton: Welcome all here in Winnipeg Manitoba. Welcome to The Road To Havoc II. Havoc II the biggest EWCL PPV of the Year will take place next week. We're only one week away from that mega event. Can life be any more exciting.
Neil Down: Well I would rate meeting up in a hotel room with two girls more exciting.
DT: ....oh....and welcome to you too Down. So you decided to come out and announce huh?
ND: Yes ofcourse. The crowd can't do without me. This show wouldn't be the same without the "Holy Shit" Award winning commentator.
DT: ...I bet..
ND: Hey, that reeked of sarcasm.
DT: You reeked right.
ND: .....
DT: But enough of that nonsense. Like I said we are one week away from Havoc II. The biggest PPV of the year will see Chris Christ defending his Universal Title against Nick Dangerous in a Triple Cage match. Besides that its gonna be EWCL Champion Drake Laps taking on Cerberus in a 2 out of 3 falls match.
ND: Don't forget about the Prez Cazzo vs. The Rage match.
DT: How could I forget about that one. ......Those two will take it to the edge in their match. I would not want to miss that one myself.
ND: Neither do I.
DT: Prez Cazzo now totally is on his own. Last week we saw the end of The Executive when "The" Nick Dangerous got fired of that famous stable. Cazzo fired his ass and now he stands alone, all alone in his battle against The Rage Rick O'Connor. That brings me to the fact that we will see an interview later in the show between these two. An actual face to face interview between Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt and "The Rage" Rick O'Connor. Thats gonna be fascinating to see.
ND: Talking about Nick Dangerous. He isn't doing good ever since we are in his Canada. He lost his EWCL Title, he drawed to Thorn last week and he also got sacked from The Executive. Not looking good for him.
DT: Talking about Thorn. Another match already scheduled for Havoc II is the one between Thorn, the Prime Time Champion and the number one contender. And that brings us to tonight where Belton and Jerry Campbell are gonna decide who is going to Havoc II as the #1 contender. Thats gonna be an intresting match.
ND: But the big main event of the evening tonight is a tagmatch between The Messiah Chris Christ and Drake Laps versus Nick Dangerous and Cerberus. Now what more do you want. It are 4 of the best wrestlers that the EWCL has to offer right now. What a built up for next week. What a main event.
DT: True. Ok, now that we talked about that, I think it is time to start this show off.
DT: What can be said about this opening match. We are gonna see two newcomers plus one wrestler that made his debut last week. Dez Burnett defeated Scorpion last week in a dark match and started to make a name for himself that way.
ND: But...
DT: But what?
ND: But he's Scottish.
DT: Yeah so?
ND: Scottish never do good in the EWCL.
DT: What the hell is that suppose to mean???
ND: Nothing, just wanted to say that.
DT: Well don't say it, coz it's based on nothing.
ND: ...
DT: The two newcomers are "The True Sandman" Dreamweaver and ...
ND: Who?
DT: "The True Sandman" Dreamweaver.
ND: ....not gonna say anything about that name....just too easy.
DT: And Joey Gold.
ND: ...hmmm Gold...Gold....where did I hear that name before?
DT: He's Aaron Gold's brother.
ND: OOOH HE"S THE BROTHER OF THAT SON OF A BITCH THAT CALLED ME GAY!!! BOOOO BOOOO JOEY GOLD!!
DT: Take it easy Down.
ND: I will not.
(At that moment Firestarter by The Prodigy starts to play and "Firestarter" Dez Burnett comes walking out. The crowd doesn't really give him a reaction. Burnett walks to the ring and he slides in).
(Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana plays over the pa system and "The True Sandman" Dreamweaver comes out. The hardcore wrestler from the Jersey Shore makes his way to ringside and climbs into the ring).
(Finally Brainstew/Jaded by Green Day plays and Joey Gold appears from behind the curtains. The crowd starts to cheer him on and Joey Gold runs to the ring and slides in and stares at his opponents).
Ding ding ding.
DT: The bell rings and all three wrestler storm at eachother from the start. Being a hardcore wrestler Dreamweaver gets the first advantage and he starts to hand out right and left ones to both Burnett and Joey Gold. Dreamweaver then grabs Burnett and throws him into the ropes.....Burnett comes off and he slides through the legs off Dreamweaver...He gets up behind him but then it is Joey Gold who does a running dropkick to Burnetts back!!...Burnett goes down and Gold quickly gets back to his feet and he and Dreamweaver lock up.
ND: Dreamweaver with a knee to the midsection and he then hooks in a hammerlock....but Joey Gold reverses it and throws Dreamweaver face first into the nearest corner. Gold charges in and he starts to ramm Dreamweavers forehead into the topturnbuckle....1....2...3....4....5....6.....7.....8.....9......10...... Gold then grabs Dreamweaver and he irish whips him into the opposite corner and Dreamweaver flies in backfirst!!!.....Joey Gold follows in hot pursuit, but Dez Burnett takes him down to the mat with a drop toe hold!!..
DT: Gold didn't see that one coming!!...He totally forgot about Burnett!!!.......Burnett now grabs Gold and he whips him ....INTO DREAMWEAVER!!.....And Gold flies into The True Sandman.......Burnett now runs towards the corner ....jumps on Gold and does a monkey flip and Gold flies to the mat.....Burnett gets up again and he charges in on Dreamweaver and ......HE ALSO DOES A MONKEY FLIP TO HIM!!....He took both his opponents to the mat!!....Burnett follows that up with picking up Dreamweaver and he executes a gutwrench DDT!!....The Firestarter for the cover, .....1..................................................2...................but a kickout.
ND: Burnett doesn't give up and he grabs Dreamweaver and throws him into the ropes.....Dreamweaver comes off and Burnett backdrops him to the mat.....BUT ....OOOOOH....BEFORE BURNETT CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE JOEY GOLD HAS JUMPED OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND ...THE FLOATOVER!!!......THATS SOME KIND OF A FLYING BULLDOG!!! Burnett is on the mat and Gold goes to the corner now...He jumps up and ....SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT ON BURNETT......Joey Gold for the pin, ....................1.............................................................2.........but Dreamweaver comes in and he breaks the count.
DT: Dreamweaver kicks Gold to the head several times now. He then picks Gold up and he throws him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Dreamweaver grabs him into a sleeperhold.
ND: NOT A SLEEPER HOLD!!! PLEASE NO!!! THATS THE MOST VISCIOUS MOVE IN WRESTLING!!
DT: What the hell?
ND: ...hmm....sorry....
DT: Dreamweaver got Joey Gold in a sleeper hold position.....but Gold counters and.....KNOCKING THA FILLINGS!!!......HE REACTED TO THAT SLEEPER HOLD WITH A JAWBREAKER AND TURNED THAT JAWBREAKER INTO A SPINNING HEELKICK!! Now thats a move I haven't seen before!!!.....Gold now goes to cover Dreamweaver, ....1.............................................2................................but this time Dreamweaver kicks out....Joey Gold picks Dreamweaver up and he throws him into the ropes again. Dreamweaver comes off and Gold with his ...GOLDEN'RANA....AND HE HURRICANARANA"S DREAMWEAVER OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! What a move!!!
ND: Dreamweaver is layed out on the outside now!! ....Joey Gold turns around towards Burnett, but Burnett nails him with a flying forearm!!!.....Gold goes to the mat and Burnett goes into the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop on his opponent. He then hooks in a side headlock on Gold.....He holds that lock for about 10 seconds and he then lets go. Burnett drags Gold to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Burnett ...SPEARS GOLD TO THE MAT!!!....Wow, yeah man what a spear!!!....
DT: Burnett grabs Gold and he irish whips him, but Joey Gold reverses the whip and he sends Burnett into the direction of a corner. But Burnett counters and he jumps on the second turnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and does a dropkick to Gold and takes him to the mat!! OOOOOH MAN!!!!!.....Great dropkick!!!.......Gold is out and Burnett moves over to him.....but at that moment Dreamweaver rolls back into the ring.....Burnett is distracted by that and he goes over to Dreamweaver and he stomps him to the head a couple of times. Dreamweaver can't even get up to his feet now!!!
ND: Burnett finally picks Dreamweaver up, sets him up and ...EXECUTES A REVERSE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!....This has got to be it right here!!! This thing is over!!!.....But Burnett is not going for the pin...Instead he grabs Dreamweaver by the hair and he drags him over to a corner and lifts him on the topturnbuckle facing the crowd. Burnett climbs on the toprope too and he grabs Dreamweaver and wants to do a backdrop suplex off the toprope......But wait!!! AT THAT MOMENT JOEY GOLD GETS BACK UP AGAIN AND HE RUSHES OVER TO THE CORNER, ALSO CLIMBS ON THE TOPROPE AND HE GRABS BURNETT, WHO STILL IS HOLDING DREAMWEAVER....AND GOLD BACKDROP SUPLEXES BURNETT AND DREAMWEAVER TO THE MAT!!!!
DT: HOLY SHIT!!!.....Burnett and Dreamweaver are knocked out now....Joey Gold manages to get up to his feet again and he climbs to the top again. He's on the topturnbuckle and ........GOLD STAR ON DEZ BURNETT!!!......Shooting star press!!!........Joey Gold then hooks the leg for the cover and. ....1.........................................................................2.................................................................................3..........HE WINS!!! Joey Gold has won his debut match in the EWCL. His brother Aaron is gonna be so proud of him now!!
ND: I gotta admit that this was a good win for Joey Gold. I just hope he doesn't have the same attitude as his brother.
DT: Well we can only wait and see Down.
(After the match is over fireworks explodes. And we hear the following spoken words).
Gouging eyes
breaking bones
Eating flesh
Puts a smile on my face
ND: NOT AGAIN!!!..Thats the third week in a row now!!!..This is starting to drive me nuts!!!....
DT: You still think its Matty Midgets work?
ND: Yes I do.
DT: You really think that a midget is gonna go through this much to see you suffer?
ND: Yes, I do ..I seriously do!!
DT: When are you gonna realise that not the entire world is about you, Down.
ND: What??
(Commercials).
One of the commercials we see is a promotion clip for HAVOC II.
(We then come back from the commercials and we see that Belton knocks on the door of Cazzo Van Zandt's office. Belton invites himself in and walks up to Cazzo who seems down at the moment.)
Belton: Uhh... hey Cazzo... Well I just came in and some guy named Roadblock wanted me to give you these four documents... I know it's none of my business but... they look like... contracts?
(Belton hands over the documents to Cazzo. A smile spreads across Cazzos face.)
Cazzo: I can't believe it... Belton...wait... Where is he?
Belton: Umm he left...
Cazzo: Who? Who was with him?
Belton: Well there were 4 other guys with him... One of them had one of those Corvik shirts on...
Cazzo: Oh my god... Belton... thank you so much... PACO! PACO!
(Cazzo summons his sidekick hispanic man at his desk.)
Cazzo: Tonight... Is the biggest night in the history of Insurgence! Show Belton to his new private green room.
(Paco escorts Belton out of the office. The camera focuses on the four documents that lay infront of Cazzo. The names: Sean Corvik, Exile, Joe Johnson, and Dan Prohibition are typed in bold letters at the top.)
(Scene fades out).
DT: What was that? Is that really true??? Contracts for Sean Corvik, Exile, Joe Johnson and Dan Prohibition?? Four of the biggest stars the EWCL has ever seen!!! Is that true!!
ND: That was surprising!!
DT: You mean the contracts for those people right?
ND: No, that Belton never offered Cazzo a soda.
(slap-ouch).
(note: As still everyone is very confued about what Elevens real name is, the following names are used for him: Eleven, Xavier, Xavier Eleven, Xander, Byrne).
DT: Ok, anyway, now it is time for our second match of the evening. Another threeway match on its way. We are gonna see RPG, Xavier Eleven and Chris Outcast. Not much more to say about this match. Lets get this one started.
(East 1999 by Bone Thugs n Harmony plays and RPG comes out. He makes it to the ring and gets in).
(Enter Sandman by Metallica starts to blare over the pa system and Xavier Eleven appears on the top of the ramp. The crowd gives him a decent pop as he runs to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(Come down by Bush comes on and Chris Outcast and his valet Danni Lee walk out. The two make their way to ringside and Outcast climbs into the ring).
ND: He's still with that ma...
(slap-ouch).
DT: Don't even finish that sentence Down.
ND: But Danni Lee looks just like a ma...
(slap-ouch).
DT: She looks fine. OK!!
ND: See, I always knew you were gay.
(slap-ouch).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Xavier Eleven goes straight for RPG!! ...These two men both lost their chance to face Thorn at Havoc II. RPG lost to Belton and Eleven lost to Jerry Campbell last week. Now it seems that they want to see who's the better man out of them two. RPG and Xander start to throw right and left hands back and forth. RPG connects with a big right one, but Xavier returns one of his own. The two continue to brawl, but then it is Outcast who joins them. He grabs RPG by the back off the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!!..
ND: Outcast then grabs Eleven, but Eleven counters and he kicks Outcast into the midsection and follows that up with a snap suplex!!!.......RPG is still out on the floor and Byrne bounces himself into the ropes, comes off them and .....FLIES OVER THE TOPROPE FOR A PLANCHA AND HE LANDS ON RPG!!!......After about 6 seconds, Xander gets to his feet again and he lifts up RPG. He drags him over to the apron and after bashing his head into the apron 3 times, he rolls RPG back into the ring. Before Eleven can get back in, we see that Outcast grabs RPG and goes for the cover on him, ....1..........................................................2........................but Eleven is just in time to pull Outcast off of RPG!!
DT: Now that wouldn't have been fair. Xavier is back in now and he and Outcast tie up.....Xavier gets Outcast in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. Xavier lets go off Outcast and Outcast goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off and Xavier clotheslines him to the mat.....Eleven then bounces into the ropes.....does a LIONSAULT....but ooooooh Outcast lifts his knees up and Eleven goes right into the knees!!!.......Outcast picks Eleven up and he throws him into a corner. Outcast goes in after and he then starts to chop his opponent to the chest......This leads to ''woooooooo's" from the crowd.
ND: Outcast then takes Eleven by the arm and irish whips him, but Eleven reverses the whip and throws Outcast into the opposite corner!!......Eleven charges in and ...HE SPLASHES ON TOP OFF HIM!!!........Eleven follows that up with a couple of kicks to the midsection until Outcast falls down to the mat....He wants to pick up Outcast, but he gets hit in the head by RPG. RPG grabs Eleven by the head and....NECKBREAKER!!...OOOOOH THAT MUST HURT BIG TIME!!!.......RPG goes for the cover right away, ...........................1.........................................................................2........................but a kickout by the seventeen year old.
DT: RPG picks Xander up again and he throws him into the ropes...Xander comes off, but he ducks RPG's forearm.....But oooh Outcast was standing behind RPG and he nails Xander with a forearm of his own!!....Xander went down and Outcast starts to put his boot to his throat.......Danni Lee cheers Outcast on and Outcast tries to choke the life out of the seventeen year old. RPG then comes over and he pushes Outcast and he then picks up Xander and throws him into the ropes. Xander comes off and RPG grabs him and does a fisherman's suplex!!......The pin, ...................1.............................................................2.....but a kickout there. RPG wants to pick up Eleven, but Outcast comes in and this time he shoves RPG. The two then stare at eachother for a moment, but RPG then backs off and nodds.
ND: Outcast then picks Eleven up and starts to hand out some right hands. RPG then comes in and he joins Outcast and also starts to hand out some right fists to Eleven. They then throw Eleven into the ropes!!.....Eleven comes off and he ducks the two forearms...goes into the opposite ropes....comes off again and ....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO OUTCAST AND RPG!!!...AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN!!!.......Xavier hops back to his feet and he picks up Outcast and RPG.....and he bangs their heads together!!!.....Outcast and RPG are stunned from that collision and Eleven takes advantage of that situation.
DT: Xavier runs to the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle and .....HIS PATENDED SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE TOPROPE AND HE NAILS BOTH OUTCAST AND RPG WITH IT!!!........AND THEY ARE BOTH LAYED OUT NOW!!!......Xavier hooks the leg off RPG and goes for the pin and. .......1.......................................................................2.......................................................................3.....................Xavier has won it!!! He won this match in a convincing way!! Good for him!! Real good for him, the kid needed this win tremendously.
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to our commentators).
DT: Ok, right now it was scheduled to see the match between Jason Cadey and Stephen Jackson. But unfortunately we won't see this match.
ND: Why not?
DT: The reason for this is that both wrestlers aren't 100% yet after they got his by Drake Laps last week. Lets look back at that once again.
(We come back from the commercials and we go backstage and we see Chris Christ and Drake Laps sitting on a bench. Christ got his Universal Title in his hands and Laps got his EWCL title in his hands).
Christ: No, no, no. my title is way more beautiful. Look the way it shines....Just look at it.
Laps: No way, Chris.....This is what a shiny belt looks like. (he holds up the EWCL title right in front of Chris his face).
Christ: You are wrong man. Just look at my title, you can even see your own reflection in it. It's just like a mirror. I tell you, it's the shiniest title in the world.
Laps: Hell no.......everyone knows that the Universal Title is a bad looking title, and that the EWCL title is the most beautiful and shiny one. They don't call it the "EWCL" title for nothing.
(While Christ and Laps are still discussing like little kids who has the most shiny title we see that "The Instigator" Jason Cadey sneaks up from behind Drake Laps. He wants to catch Laps from behind, but Laps sees Cadey his reflection in Christ his titlebelt and he turns around and he ramms Cadey in the head with his EWCL Titlebelt!!!...Cadey falls down to the ground and Laps picks him up and .....executes THE LAST LAP ON CADEY.....).
(Laps then sits down again next to Christ, but then he sees another reflection in Christ his titlebelt.....This time it is Stephen Jackson.....Laps turns around again and ...WHAMMMMM...HE SMACKS JACKSON IN THE HEAD WITH THE EWCL TITLE!!!...Jackson goes down to the concrete and Laps takes the bench that he and Christ were sitting on and he holds it up above his head and he slamms it right into Jacksons head and body!!! Both Cadey and Jackson are knocked out on the floor now).
(Laps looks back at his EWCL title and he notices that it got sweat and dust all over it now. Christ notices it aswell and smiles).
Christ: You see, I told you I had the most shiny titlebelt in ther world.
(End of scene).
DT: Apparently Laps hit Cadey and Jackson so hard that they both aren't able to compete yet.
ND: What a bunch of wuzzies.
DT: Well Down, thats your opinion.
ND: Yeah it bloody damn is.
DT: So that brings us to our next match. A match between Aaron Gold and DJ Cool. Aaron Gold a former Extreme Champion and he was rather close in defeating Chris Christ last week.
ND: Yeah, but he never beat him. Hah.
DT: Yes we know that you rather see Aaron lose.
ND: Its kike Bob Farraway said, the Gold family sucks.
DT: Common Down.
ND: What?
DT: Whatever.......right now it is time for our match between Aaron Gold and DJ Cool.
(At that moment Cruxify yourself by Fozzy starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold comes riding out on his Harley Davidson. Silva is sitting on the back and the two ride to ringside. They circle the ring once and Gold then stops and he and Silva both get off the bike. Gold gives Silva a kiss and he then rolls into the ring and prepares for his match).
(Spawn again by Silverchair starts to play over the PA system and DJ Cool comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him on wildly as he makes it to ringside. He reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: We start and Gold and DJ Cool start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. There's a clean break and Gold then shoves DJ Cool into a corner. Cool comes out of it, but Gold shoves him back into that corner. Really no respect at all there by Aaron Gold. Gold moves in on DJ Cool and he chops him hard to the chest. But DJ Cool then grabs Gold and punches him into the face. That results in a brawl and both men start to hand out right hands.......Cool then blocks one of Golds punches, and he lifts Gold up and delivers a reverse atomic drop.
ND: Gold moves backwards and DJ Cool charges in on Gold and takes him to the mat with a flying clothesline. He then lifts Gold up and ...does a stunning piledriver!!...He goes for the cover, but Aaron Gold kicks out after two. DJ Cool shakes his head and he picks up Gold, but oooooooohh ...GOLDEN GLOBES ....LOWBLOW BY GOLD!!....And DJ Cool goes down to one knee. Aaron gets up, moves into the ropes and comes off and ...GOLD RING!!......He takes DJ Cool down to the mat with that swinging neckbreaker!!
DT: This time Gold goes for the cover, ..........1...................................................2............................but DJ Cool kicks out. Gold lifts DJ Cool up and he chops him to the chest and then sends him into the ropes. Cool comes off and an overhead belly to belly suplex by Gold.......Gold goes to work on DJ Cools left knee and stomps at it hard for a couple of times. He then pulls DJ Cool to his feet and he sweeps his left leg by kicking his knee!! DJ Cool goes down to the mat and Gold raises his hands in the air. Oh man....Gold then grabs DJ Cool and lifts him up ...HE SETS HIM UP FOR HIS CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!....He lifts DJ COOL up, but DJ Cool blocks it and backdrops Gold to the mat!!!
ND: DJ Cool crawls over to the ropes and checks his knee. He then goes back over to Gold and ....SIT DOWN POWERBOMB!!! ....The cover, ...1............................................2....but a kickout. DJ Cool picks up his opponent and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and DJ Cool with a flying backelbow to Gold!! Wow!!!......Nice move!!!.....DJ Cool picks Gold up again and he irish whips him again, but this time Gold reverses the whip and sends DJ Cool into the ropes. Cool comes off and Gold grabs him and lifts him up and ....DROPS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!....OOOH MAN!!!!.......
DT: He hit those ropes hard!!! Gold turns DJ Cool around and places him near the center of the ring. Gold then goes to a corner and climbs to the top. He stands on the topturnbuckle and .......GOLDRUSH....!!!....BUT DJ COOL MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!.......AND GOLD HITS THE CANVAS HARD!!!......DJ Cool really escaped there, otherwise it would have been over for sure!!.....Both men are trying to get back on their feet now. It takes them about 7 seconds but then both men are back on their feet again.
(Then all of a sudden we hear the opening tunes off Everything is automatic by the Matthew Good Band. And new signee Nigel comes walking out to the ring. He makes it to ringside and he slides in the ring ).
DT: What's he doing here?
ND: He's probly "making plans for Nigel". Hehe
DT: What?
ND: Get it? Making plans for Nigel....You know that song....You know?
(Thornton only stares at Down and finally just shakes his head).
DT: Get a life will you.
ND: ....
DT: Anyway, Nigel climbed in the ring now and .......WE SEE THAT AARON GOLD CHARGES IN ON HIM, BUT NIGEL COUNTERS WITH ......LIGHTNING!!!!......THAT WAS A VERY VERY QUICK SUPERKICK!!!....AND AARON GOLD IS LAYED OUT ON THE MAT!!!...........Nigel then turns towards DJ Cool and we see that also DJ COOL CHARGES IN ON NIGEL.....BUT HE GIVES DJ COOL THE SAME TREATMENT........LIGHTNING!!....HOLY BANANA!!
ND: Holy banana??
DT: Yes!! HOLY BANANA!!!.....BOTH AARON GOLD AND DJ COOL ARE LAYED OUT IN THE RING NOW!!! And Nigel now rolls himself out of the ring and he leaves ringside.
ND: You know Gold and DJ Cool had it coming. Nigel only defended himself. It were Gold and DJ Cool who attacked him, not the other way around. Maybe he only came to the ring to introduce himself. Maybe he was there to make some friends, who knows.
DT: Could be.
ND: Yes for sure.
DT: Meanwhile the referee is starting to count .......1...................2.................3.....................4.........................5.......................6........................7..........................8...................................9........................10......DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!
ND: Both men have been counted out by the referee.
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to the back where Belton has approached Nick Dangerous.)
Belton: I hate this job... Okay Nick, I got some papers for you to read... Cazzo handed them over to me... The guy was pretty excited last time I saw him.
Nick Dangerous: Eh?
Belton: Some crap aboot four contracts aboot some guys I dont even know about...
Nick Dangerous: Hmm... I think I missed it... Well lets see...
(A smile spreads across Nick's face after he reads the first paragraph.)
Nick Dangerous: Hahaha...
Belton: Wow Nick, you sure can read fast...
Nick Dangerous: Silence Belton. What this is saying is that I get a match against Chris Christ anytime I want with any stipulations.
Belton: Whats the second page say...
(Belton reaches for the contract and gets his hands smacked by Nick)
Nick Dangerous: Don't touch... Get me a pen... How did you pull this off Belton?
(Belton gives Nick an ink pen.)
Belton: Well you know... Lawyers and.. Lawyers... Im good at finding good ones you know...
Nick Dangerous: Whatever... Drop these in Cazzo's box... Wait did he sign these?
(Nick flips back a couple pages and finds Cazzo's signature.)
Nick Dangerous: Excellent.
(Scene fades out).
DT: After that very intresting and fascinating interview between our president and The Rage it is time for our next match. This next match is a match for the number 1 contender for the Prime Time Title. Thorn's Prime Time Title. Thorn will defend this title next week at Havoc II.
ND: And right now Belton and Jerry Campbell will decide who gets that opportunity. Soda Boy Belton versus Five Star Jerry Campbell.
DT: Don't forget about the special referee. For this match we have Thorn as a special referee. So basically you can say that Thorn can decide who he wants to face next week.
ND: Some power he has there.
(Country Grammar by Nelly starts to play and "Five Star" Jerry Campbell comes walking out. He makes it to the ring and climbs in).
(We hear the words "YOU WANT A SODA" and thats followed by the opening riffs off Chop Suey by System of a Down. Then "Soda Boy" Belton comes out. He gets a good pop from the crowd and he makes his way to ringside and climbs in the ring).
(Finally Here to stay by Korn starts to play and Thorn comes out. The Prime Time Champion wears a referee shirt and he makes it to the ring and climbs in. Thorn explains the rules to both Belton and Campbell but they don't really seem to care). Ding ding ding.
DT: It's on!!.....But like always Belton offers a can of his soda to his opponent. He hands out a can to Jerry Campbell. Campbell takes it and he opens the can and ....WHAT THE HELL!!!!..... HE EMPTIED THE CAN AND POURED IT OVER BELTONS HEAD!!!...How humiliating and embarassing!!!........Belton head is covered with his own soda and Campbell charges in and ...clotheslines him to the mat!!!.......Belton quickly gets up again, but for a second time Campbell clotheslines him!!......For a second time Belton quickly gets back up and Campbell kicks him into the midsection and sends him into the ropes. Belton comes off and Campbell with a big backdrop!!
ND: Campbell hooks the leg for the cover, but Belton kicks out soon enough. Campbell picks up Belton by the head and he slaps him in the face. However Belton counters with an European Uppercut. He then throws Campbell into the ropes and when he comes off he does a headscissors takedown on Campbell!!.....Belton hops up, grabs Campbell from behind and does a german suplex. He holds on to it and goes for the cover, .....1.............................................2...................kickout by Campbell.
DT: Belton lifts up Campbell and he executes a Russian Legsweep. He follows that up with sending Campbell into a corner. Campbell flies into a corner backfirst and Belton charges right in after, but ooooohh Campbell moves out of the way in time!!! And Belton flies chestfirst into the corner!!!....Campbell for the roll up, .....1..........................................................2........but Belton kicks out of it. Campbell looks at referee Thorn for a moment, but then turns towards Belton again. He picks him up and sends him chestfirst into that corner. Campbell places Belton on the second rope and, ooooooohh...
ND: Belton raked Campbells eye and ....TORNADO DDT OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!!.......What a way to counter by Belton!!.....Campbell is layed out now and Belton for the pin, .......1.................................................2...............but Campbell kicks out. Amazingly how he kicked out of that one there. Belton drags Campbell to his feet and he throws him into the ropes....But Campbell holds on to the ropes......This leads to it that Belton runs in on Campbell and ....HE CLOTHESLINES CAMPBELL OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!....GOOD GOD CAMPBELL SMACKED HARD TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!
DT: Belton climbs on the apron and ....SUMMERSAULT DIVE ON CAMPBELL!!......WHAT A SUICIDE MOVE BY BELTON!!!.....Man, whats in that soda, some kind of doping or what......
ND: Onion, Thornton.
DT: I know that, just was a matter of speaking.
ND: Oh.
DT: Belton gets back up and he picks up Campbell and he irish whips him into the steel ringpost!!!........The Soda Boy grabs Campbell by the head and smashes it 2 times into the ringpost. He then grabs Campbell by the arm and he whips him into the security guardrail and Campbell flies in backfirst......Belton seems real confident here....He walks over to the steel ringsteps and he picks up the two top stairs. He moves back over to Campbell and he places the ringsteps in front of Campbell on the ground. Belton then takes a few steps back and then runs in .....AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE RINGSTEPS, USES THEM AS A SPRINGBOARD AND JUMPS ON CAMPBELL, BUT CAMPBELL CATCHES BELTON OUT OF THE AIR WITH A SPEAR!!!!
ND: AND BELTON LANDS BACKFIRST ON THE RINGSTEPS!! The crowd goes HOLY SHIT NOW!!!........Belton is out cold and Campbell is also still recovering from earlier hits. Finally it is Campbell who's the first one to get back up. He picks up Belton and he drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Campbell climbs back in and he goes to cover Belton, .....1.........................................................................2...............but a late kickout by the Soda Boy. Campbell picks Belton up and he hooks in an abdominal stretch. Campbell continues to focus on that back now. The back that hit those ringsteps only moments ago!! Smart move by Campbell.
DT: Belton is in pain and referee Thorn checks if he wants to give up, but he shakes his head. Campbell then grabs the ropes to use as a leverage to inflict more pain on Belton in this stretch....Belton shouts it out and Thorn notices that Campbell is using the ropes and he kicks Campbells arm and Mr. Five Star lets go off the ropes and he stretch.....But the damage has been done as Beltons back is hurt. Belton goes down to one knee now. Campbell comes off the ropes and ...DROPKICKS BELTON INTO THE CHEST AND BELTON TO THE MAT!!
ND: Campbell turns Belton around and ....he hooks in a sharpshooter!! Oooooh man, thats gonna hurt that back even more!!!........Ref Thorn asks Belton again if he wants to tap out, but Belton shakes his head repeatedly. Belton then tries to reach for the ropes, they aren't that far away so it can be done. Belton reaches for the ropes, but he's still too far away.....He drags Campbell towards them and ....YESSSSS......BELTON REACHES THE ROPES!!!....Thorn makes Campbell break the sharpshooter and Five Star lets go. Belton is using the ropes now to get back up, but Campbell charges in on him and does a roundhouse kick to his back!!....And Belton goes to one knee again.
DT: Campbell drags Belton to the middle of the ring now. He slaps Belton into the face and he then goes into the ropes. Campbell comes off the ropes and he attempts a flying forearm, but Belton catches him out of the air and ....FALLAWAY SLAM!!!.....Belton goes down to the mat coz his back is still in alot of pain. Belton then slowly gets up and goes to the toprope and .....CROSSBODY ON TOP OFF CAMPBELL!!!......Belton goes for the cover, ....1..........................................................2.........but Campbell kicks out of it!!..Belton cannot understand it....
ND: Belton slides to the outside and he takes one of his soda cans. He slides back in and he moves over to Campbell. Belton wants to hit Campbell with that Soda Can, but referee Thorn stops Belton. He tells Belton that he can't use that can as a weapon. Belton doesn't want to hear it and tries again. But Thorn stops him once again and shoves him a little. Belton then seems to agree to it and he opens the can and hands it over to Thorn. Thorn refuses at first, but after Belton has used his aggresive selling tactics Thorn actually takes a sip of the Onion flavoured Soda......Thorn takes a sip and his face tells that he doesn't like it!!...He doesn't like it at all....AND ...........BEER MIST (although its not beer but onion flavoured soda, but hey "onion flavoured soda mist" sounds pretty stupid doesn't it)......BEER MIST RIGHT INTO BELTONS FACE!!!
DT: AND BELTON IS BLIND FOR A MOMENT THERE!!!......AT THAT MOMENT JERRY CAMPBELL GETS UP TO HIS FEET, HE KICKS BELTON IN THE GUT AND .....THE FICLER!!!........And Belton is out!!!........Jerry Campbell goes for the cover, Thorn is hesitating if he has to count or not, but then he starts to count and. .............1...................................................................2...................................................................3..........ITS OVER!!!....Jerry Campbell has won this match and he's going to HAVOC II to take on Thorn for that Prime Time Title!!
ND: What a dramatic match.
(Commercials).
(We come back from the commercials and we go to our commentators at ringside).
DT: I think right now it is time to watch that taped interview.
(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes out. While the crowd boos him he walks to the ring. He enters it and takes a mic).
Cazzo: Ladies and gentleman... I have an announcement to make. Dan Prohibition called me from his cell phone to inform me that he along with Joe Johnson, Sean Corvik, and Exile have made to the arena and are on their way...
(Without warning, the lights go out. We can hear the fans on their feet awaiting the arrival of the four superstars. "Chop Suey" hits and out comes The Sodaboy. Cazzo looks on confused about the entrance.)
Belton: Hello Cazzo... I-
(Belton is interrupted by the music of The Tea Party. Nick walks out holding up the contract and gives Cazzo the finger on his way to pick up a mic).
Cazzo: You two make it quick, damnit I have guests on their way!
Belton: Im sorry to inform you-
Nick Dangerous(Interrupting): Yeah whatever, I came out here to announce my match with Chris Christ at HAVOC II. It's a handicap ladder match for the title! Belton, because you delivered those papers, you will have the privilage of being my partner.
Belton: Ok Nick, you're gonna feel-
Cazzo: Who the hell gave you that?!
Nick Dangerous: You did. You signed right-
(Belton steals the contracts from both men and takes off up the aisle. Nick chases after Belton but Cazzo pulls him down by the ankles).
Belton: Okay... You two just roll around with eachother and take out all your anger on eachother because what i'm about to tell you is very disappointing... But don't worry it gets better! Cazzo what you signed wasn't 4 superstars... And Nick what you signed wasn't a match... You signed my... ADOPTION FORMS! I have to go now... It looks like were all gonna be a family soon.
DT: What the hell!!!
ND: Adoption forms!!! Hahaha!! So Nick Dangerous and Cazzo have just adopted Belton...Hahahhaa, now thats hilarious!!
DT: Oh my!!!....Like Cazzo doesn't have enough on his mind. Talking about that I think it is really time to show that taped interview right now. So we're going to cross now to that exclusive face to face interview held earlier today between Rick O'Connor and the President of the EWCL, Eric “Cazzo” Van Zandt.
The scene cuts away to a table in a small, darkened room. By the ambient glow of the dim bulbs, a motley crew of security guards can be seen lining the wall in the background. A table stands in the centre of the room. On one side sits Rick O'Connor, clad in an old black 'Hardcore Saint' t-shirt and faded blue jeans. On the other, reclining back into the hardwood chair but far from relaxed sits President Van Zandt, bedecked in a fine suit and tie. His dark eyes smoulder as they meet his opponents across the table, and neither one of them appears willing, or able, to blink.
Between the pair, ever the impartial interviewer, sits John Pilchard. He adjusts the clipboard in his lap and begins.
'I'd like to thank you Rick, and Mr. Van Zandt, for coming today and being willing to sit down with me here to conduct this interview.'
Van Zandt leans forward, 'Lets get one thing straight John… I'm not here to listen, I'm here to talk. I have a few things to get off my chest with this piece of shit, and I'm going to do it now, tonight, because after tonight you will never see Rick O'Connor on EWCL television again. Never.'
It is O'Connor's turn to lean forward, a puzzled expression on his face. He raises a hand and scratches at an invisible mark next to his mouth. 'Ah, Caz… you've got a little something….'
Van Zandt lunges forwards, but John reaches out a restraining arm to hold the furious President back. 'You think you're funny O'Connor?! Is that it?!'
O'Connor shrugs, 'I think I'm kinda funny….'
'This is all some kind of joke to you, isn't it Rick! It always has been… waltz in when it suits, waltz out when it doesn't! You've never taken this business seriously! NEVER!'
O'Connor slams his palm down on the table. 'You know, I'm sick and tired of hearing that! I've gotten that from you… from Corvik when he was here… and I'm sick to f*cking DEATH of it! Don't you sit there across the table from me and tell me I don't take this business seriously! I take this business VERY seriously! I busted my ass NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT for YEARS for this business… I destroyed my BODY for this business! I'll be lucky to walk in a few years because of this business! So don't you tell me I don't take this business seriously! I take it very seriously…. What I don't take seriously is pencil pushers like you who sit in your gilded offices and play with people's lives… their careers… their futures, their desires, and their dreams! You tried to ruin this company Eric, and everyone in it! No, I take this company… this business… very seriously…. It's you I think is a joke!'
Van Zandt scowls, 'We'll see how funny you think I am this Sunday Rick. We'll see whose laughing then!'
John attempts to interject himself, 'If I can….'
'How Eric? How are you gonna beat me this Sunday? You're a coward… you've always been a coward. And this time, you're a coward alone. You've got no one left to watch your back… there is no one to come to your aid! No Triple X… no Executive… it's just you and me Boy… check your books Eric… I have an unparalleled record in that ring. You can't even imagine what I'm going to do to you on Sunday. What I've been wanting to do ever since you screwed me out of this company. You have no… idea….'
Pilchard jumps in, 'Well, lets talk about your record Rick, if we can. Former XPCW Heavyweight Champion, former EWCL Tag Team Champion, former Universal Champion, multi-time EWCL 'Holy Shit Award' winner… amazing accomplishments. But, as you've said, you've broken your body fighting your way to the top. Cazzo on the other hand… while he may not have wrestled as extensively as you, as recently as you, he doesn't suffer from the injuries that you do… the maladies you may say. He is a former Hardcore and Universal Champion himself. And, in whatever way he did it, he is one of the few wrestlers who can claim to hold a singles victory over you.'
O'Connor rubs at his jaw, 'You see, it's like this John. I've been walking this road for so long now that I can't even look back and see where it all began. I can't count the times I've picked myself up offa that ring and known… just known… that I busted somethin', bruised somethin', or I'd just plain broken somethin'. But each time… each time John… I have picked myself up, and I have come back to keep on fighting. You want an example? Pull the tape of Havoc 2001. Take a look at what Sean Corvik did to me… that son-of-a-bitch destroyed me John… I may have won the battle, but I sure as Hell won't say I won the war. That match effectively ended my full-time career. But you know what? A month later I stepped into that ring against The Punisher, and I would have beaten him if this son-of-a-bitch right here hadn't screwed me. I didn't quit… I've never laid down… I would have kept going until they nailed shut my coffin… and you can quote me all the stats in the world that paint 'Cazzo' Van Zandt as a dangerous man, but when all the cards are on the table, there's not a man alive who can keep me down. Not one.'
Cazzo smirks as John continues, 'You mentioned your history, and it sure goes back aways, doesn't it? Is it safe to say you've disliked each other from day one?'
The President scowls. 'Safe to say? Lets go back… Rick O'Connor came to the EWCL without a contract looking for vengeance against a friend of mine, Andrew Barrow. He avoided every attempt I made to get rid of him. Against my express commands he threw another wrestler, Dean Thornton, from the top of a Hell in a Cell to the cement stands… he ended Dean's career! But when I banned him from the Survivor Universal Title Tournament, he found a way to weasel himself back in… and when he won the Universal Title and I came out to place it around his waist? He gave me a 'Revelation', didn't he! And then he threatened to take my Universal Title to a new XPCW… he would have devalued this company! He would have finished us! So I get rid of him, and what happens? Like a fly to shit he just keeps coming back! He steals my company, rearranges it, and when I finally manage to lose him again… he comes back! I can't get rid of him! He's driving me insane! Have we hated one another from day one? YOU BET YOUR ASS WE HAVE! WE ALWAYS WILL!'
John nods, 'Well….'
'I'm not finished John! But I will finish… I'll finish this with you Rick. We're done, do you understand? This is the last time you mess with me… I don't care if you win, lose, whatever… this is it, do you understand me? I may not own this company, but I sure as Hell run it, and after this Sunday, as God is my witness, while I continue to run this company, you will never… hear me… never step foot in another EWCL arena. Never. Enjoy your last hurrah Rick… play it up big… make sure you get your fireworks, your pops… 'cos it's the last time you'll ever hear the name Rick O'Connor spoken in the EWCL. I may not have much to hurt you with Rick, but I do have this… Your career… your legacy… ends Sunday night, with me. For all your accolades, for all your great matches, for all your wins… this is one match you can't win, no matter what you do. This Sunday… at Havoc… The Rage dies… and everything you've ever done dies with you.'
Cazzo stands up. O'Connor stares at him, says nothing. For the first time, the former wrestler knows that he is facing his very last match. Ever. Every man must say goodbye. Everybody has a time.
But no man is ever truly ready for it.
As Cazzo turns, Rick rises slowly. 'Eric?'
Van Zandt stops, but does not turn around.
O'Connor stares at the back of the President's head. 'You can stop me ever stepping foot in another EWCL ring. You can ensure that nobody ever speaks the name of 'The Rage' ever again. You can even wipe my name from the annals of EWCL history if you want.'
There is a long pause in which both men remain motionless and silent. Finally, Rick's resonant tone breaks the barrier.
'But you can't kill a Legend.'
O'Connor turns and stalks off camera. Van Zandt quivers… shakes with a deep rage of his own. John Pilchard looks from one to the other.
And then Van Zandt makes his departure as the scene fades to black.
DT: Its time, its time for our main event of the evening. The last match before Havoc II.
ND: Yes, I think we have been plugging Havoc II enough by now. Everyone should know by now that HAVOC II is the biggest PPV of the year.
DT: Good.
ND: So right now we are gonna see the Universal Champion Chris Christ and the EWCL Champion Drake Laps and they are gonna take on their opponents of next week namely Nick Dangerous and Cerberus. We all know about the heat between Nick and Christ but there's extra heat between Laps and Cerberus since Cerberus manages to beat Laps last week in a non-title match. Now that was some match, highflying galore.
DT: It sure was, pretty good match. So that promises alot for next week but also for right now.
(Fire in the head by The Tea Party plays and "The" Nick Dangerous walks out from behind the curtains. Because we are in Canada he gets cheered on. Dangerous walks to the ring and slides in).
(Fuel by Metallica starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes out. The King of The Battle Royal makes his way to ringside. Cerberus also gets a good pop from the crowd. He reaches the ring and rolls in aswell. Cerberus stares at Dangerous and he then goes over to him but they don't say a word to eachother).
(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...The EWCL Champ raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).
(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes out. The crowd erupts as the Universal Champion makes his way to the ring. Michelle joins Christ to ringside. The champ reaches the ring, hands his title over to Michelle and then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: The referee has explained the rules and this match can start. Its gonna be Christ and Dangerous who are gonna start this match off. Christ and Dangerous nervously circle eachother for a couple of seconds until they tie up. They tie up, but Dangerous shoves Christ off of him......The two circle eachother again for a couple of seconds and tie up for a second time. This time Christ pushes Dangerous off of him......They then stare at eachother for a moment and ....THE JUST RUN INTO EACHOTHER AND START TO HAND OUT PUNCHES!!!...
ND: ITS A BRAWL........ITS A STREETFIGHT.........ITS A SLOBBERKNOCKER......Christ and Dangerous are giving everything they got now. Right and left hands are handed out. Back and forth, back and forth.....Right hand by Christ is followed by a right hand by Dangerous!!...They fight there way around the ring....The referee tries to break them up, but thats something he shouldn't have tried as he gets pushes to the mat......The ref gets back up and just lets it all go now.....Christ and Dangerous in a neutral corner now and Christ with a series of fists to the forehead, but Dangerous counters with a thumb to the eye.
DT: Dangerous then kicks Christ into the gut....Christ stumbles backwards and Dangerous runs in and does a running spinebuster!! Christ goes down and Dangerous lands on top off him and starts to hand out even more right and left ones. Dangerous gets to his feet and he picks up Christ and sends him into the ropes....Christ comes off and Dangerous grabs him and ......SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!.......Dangerous goes for the cover, ....1..........................................2................................but Christ kicks out.
ND: Dangerous stomps Christ to the head and he then picks him up. He sends him into the ropes, but when Christ comes off, he slides through Dangerous his legs, gets up behind him and.......CHRIST GOES FOR HIS CEREVISI!!.....BUT DANGEROUS SAW IT COMING AND HE GRABBED THE LEG!!!.....LUCKY FOR HIM.....But Christ counters with an ...ENZIGUIRI!!......Dangerous goes down to the mat and Christ bounces into the ropes and comes off and does a spinning legdrop to the back of Dangerous his head.....Christ then taunts Dangerous and he finally goes to his corner and tags in Drake Laps. Laps hops over the toprope and he charges in on Dangerous and ....HURRICANRANA!!!. OH YEAHHHH!!!
DT: Laps grabs Dangerous by the head and he throws him into the ropes.......Dangerous comes off and Laps with a spinning heelkick and The Canadian Superstar goes down to the canvas........Laps goes for the cover, .....1................................................2.............but Dangerous kicks out of it......Drake Laps is definately not wasting time and he picks up Dangerous. He waistlocks him, but Dangerous counters with an elbow, he then reverses the waistlock and german suplexes Laps. Dangerous then quickly tags in Cerberus.
ND: Cerberus comes in and when Laps gets back to his feet he delivers his ..QUICKSILVER!!!........Laps falls to the mat and Cerberus goes to the corner and climbs the toprope. He goes all the way to the top and ......450 SPLASH ON LAPS!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!......Cerberus goes for the cover, .........1.................................................2..............................but Laps somehow kicks out!! Cerberus picks Laps up from the mat and he whips him into the ropes. Laps goes into the ropes, but hangs on to them and climbs to the apron. Cerberus hesitates for a moment, but he then charges in on Laps. .....WHEN CERBERUS RUNS TOWARDS LAPS, LAPS JUMPS OFF THE APRON USES THE TOPROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND DOES A FLYING FOREARM!!!
DT: HOLY CRAP!!!.....He almost took Cerberus his head off with that flying clothesline!! Cerberus is knocked out and Laps is going for the cover right now, .......1........................................................................2................but then Nick Dangerous comes in and he breaks the count by dragging Laps off of Cerberus. Dangerous then charges in on Christ and ...HE KNOCKS CHRIST OFF THE APRON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!........And Dangerous climbs to the outside aswell and he picks up Christ and starts to hurt him more with fists and kicks!!
ND: Meanwhile in the ring Laps has gotten a hold of Cerberus and after a few chops he sends him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off, but he counters with a Cruxifix!!!......1..........................................................2.......but Laps kicks out of it......Cerberus and Laps both back up and after a bit of staring they lock up. Cerberus gets the better of this and he turns it into a backbreaker.......He picks Laps up and he drags him over to the corner. He then steps on the bottom ropes and starts to plant his fist into Laps his forehead!!!!...1....2....3....4....5...6....7.....8....9......10.....Cerberus steps off the ropes and Laps comes out of the corner stunned. And Cerberus comes in with a shuffle side-kick and he hits Laps hard and The Highflying miracle goes to the canvas!!
DT: Cerberus to top and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!........And The King of The Battle Royal goes for the cover, .......1...................................................2.....................................but Laps kicks out!!...........I thought that Cerberus had him there... I thought this thing was over with!!!!....Cerberus goes to the toprope once again. He climbs to the top....he waits till Laps gets back to his feet and he dives off....BUT LAPS COUNTERS AND CATCHES CERBERUS OUT OF MIDAIR AND DOES AN ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN!!!...Oh that was great!!!.....Laps now pulls Cerberus to his feet and he throws him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a powerslam!!! Laps hooks the leg, .........1..................................................................2...........kickout!!
ND: On the outside Dangerous is still beating the crap out of Christ. He now got Christ near the Spanish Announce Table and he slamss Christ his head into the table hard. Dangerous lifts Christ up on top off the table. Dangerous then climbs on aswell and he sets Christ up for a piledriver.......Dangerous tries, but Christ blocks it......Dangerous tries to a second time, but Christ blocks it again.....AND HE COUNTERS BY BACKDROPPING DANGEROUS OFF THE ANNOUNCETABLE TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!......That will teach him!! Yeah The Messiah Rules!!!.......Christ takes a few breaths and he then ...DOES A SPINNING LEGDROP OFF THE TABLE ON DANGEROUS!!! YEAH....YEAH....YEAH.....END HIM..HURT HIM....KICK HIM!!!
DT: Please control yourself Down.
ND: Hey, I'm having fun here!
DT: Laps grabbed Cerberus and he bodyslamms him to the mat. Laps then takes Cerberus and he hooks in a surfboard submission!!! Haven't seen that awhile in the EWCL!!.......And Cerberus is in pain now!! He feels it, he severely feels it!!! The referee checks on Cerberus, but he's trying to fight the pain. Laps then lets go off the surfboard. He picks Cerberus up and he whips him into the ropes!!! Cerberus comes off the ropes and he hops over Laps, kicks Laps into the gut and .....DEMON CUTTER!!!.....OH NOW IT COULD BE OVER!!!.......He goes for the cover, .....1...................................................2.............kickout...Its not over yet!!!....Cerberus then picks Laps up again.
ND: He takes him and he sends him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Cerberus lifts him up and ...GORILLA PRESS SLAM!! AND HE THROWS LAPS BACKFIRST TO THE MAT!!!......Cerberus goes to the toprope now. He climbs all the way on the topturnbuckle and signals for his DOOMSDAY FINISHER!!!.....Laps is still out and Cerberus is about to jump off......But just at that moment we see that Christ grabs the ropes and he pulls on the ropes hard!!! AND CERBERUS LOSES HIS BALANCE AND FALLS CROTCHFIRST ONTO THE TOPTURNBUCKLE!!! OOOH WHAT A GREAT MOVE BY CHRIST!!!
DT: Christ shouts out to Laps now, but Dangerous then comes up from behind Christ and he knocks him to the concrete with a double axehandle!!! Christ goes down and Dangerous sits down on him and starts to ramm his head into the ground. Christ is trying to fight of Dangerous, but The Canadian Superstar gets the advantage. He gets back to his feet and he picks up Christ and ...HE DROPS HIM FACEFIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!! Ooooh I think Christ needs to see a dentist tomorrow!! That was bad!!!
ND: In the ring Cerberus is still crotchfirst sitting on the topturnbuckle. Laps gets to his feet, he jumps on the toprope and .......TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!.....OOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHH WHAT A MOVE!!!!..............LAPS GOES TO THE TOPROPE ONCE MORE, AND ......LAPIDATOR ON CERBERUS..........LAPS HOOKS THE LEG AND. .................1........................................................................2.................................................................3.............ITS OVER LAPS GETS THE COVER ON CERBERUS!!! AND CHRIST AND LAPS WIN THIS THING!!!
DT: Laps raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers him on loudly. But he is unaware of it that Nick Dangerous rolled back in the ring. He sneaks up from behind Laps. He turns him around, kicks him in the gut and......DANGER DRIVER ON LAPS!!!.....AND LAPS IS OUT!!!! Dangerous is too late to save the match, but its never too late to hurt someone!!!
ND: WHO'S THAT???
(A man dressed in black pants, black boots, and a black trench coat with a black stocking cap runs through the crowd and on the outside he begins beating on Christ. He picks up Christ and he rolls him into the ring. The man in black moves into the ring aswell and he pulls out a pair of handcuffs and tosses them to Dangerous who handcuffs Laps to the bottom rope. In the meantime Cerberus got back up again and he fetched a table and sets it up in the center of the ring).
ND: WHATS GOING ON HERE!!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!! DON"T HURT CHRIST!!
DT: The man in black lifts Christ onto his shoulders into a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER SETUP AND SPINS HIM AROUND INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT!!!......And Laps has to watch it!!! He can't do a thing here!!! What an end to his tagmatch.....Laps and Christ had the win and then first Dangerous sneaks up behind Laps and now this happens!!! What is this!! Who is this?!?!
(Then the CazzoTron comes on and we see a person standing with his back to the camera. It is unclear who that person is.....The person starts to talk and his voice is scrambled).
Scrambled voice: NOW IT IS TIME TO SHOW YOURSELF TO THE WORLD!!!
(The man in black in the ring then removes his mask and the scrambled voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!". And the man in black turns out to be BLADE!!!.......Right after Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena).
DT: BLADE!!!!?????!!!!!!
ND: I THOUGHT HE LEFT TO THE IWF?!?!
DT: BUT HE"S BACK!!! HE"S BACK AND HE TOOK OUT CHRIS CHRIST!!!
ND: The bastard!!
DT: What does this mean for next weeks HAVOC II. What is gonna happen there!?! I can't wait for next week. I just can't!!! So folks you better all tune in again next week!! Because if you don't then you might miss one of the most exciting wrestlings nights in EWCL history!!!
ND: Damn right.
DT: For now we have to say goodbye!!
(End of show).