Date: 27th October 2002
Place: Houston, Texas
Arena: Compaq Center

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

…Outcast...... ..DEICIDE.....Darkest Hour .........Final Atonement .........Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... Deaths Embrace..........Doomsday ........NC-17... GoldDigger.....…The Ficler...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Scott Monroe .......Blade ........Thuglife ........Sean Corvik ........MacBeth ..........Exile… ....Drake Laps… Jerry Campbell..........New Evolution .........Nick Dangerous ....Aaron Gold.....Cerberus........The Punisher.

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

(A voice cackles out of the darkness...).

Voice ~ "And, I saw another mighty angel come down from Heaven, clothed with a cloud; and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire; And he had in his hand a little book open; and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the Earth, And, cried with a loud voice as when a lion roareth; and when he cried, Seven Thunders uttered their voices. And, when the seven thunders had uttered their voices, I was about to write: and I heard a voice from Heaven saying unto me, seal up those words, which the Seven Thunders uttered and write them not." The Book of Revelations, Chapter 10.

Voice ~ War has been declared on the EWCL and the call to war has been answered. Men have risen up in an attempt to quell their own destruction at the hands of the Royal Family. For each new warrior that rises up in revolt against the destroyers, a more hideous Fall From Grace will accompany their descent. Cerberus has risen as The Punisher has fallen. Who will rise to take Cerberus place as the next foolish man to stand in the way of Armageddon.

Voice ~ Pray to whatever God, you believe in. He will nto help you. He has abandoned you. You are all the foresaken. The Royal Family... your saviours are here. and when he cried, Seven Thunders uttered their voices....and when he cried, Seven Thunders uttered their voices....and when he cried, Seven Thunders uttered their voices....and when he cried, Seven Thunders uttered their voices... Seven Thunders... Seven Thunders... die.

"Explain away the courses that you've taken in your life by mere twist of fate or song of God. Explain away the reasons that you fail, the reasons that you are frightened and are weak. You see I've heard the call of the wild and I've walked through the towns full of ghost and ghouls. I walked through golgotha and I watched them erect cross after cross. Curse their God and fall before their might. Curse their ways and be punished by their kind. Over and over we watch this, we suffer and we wish for a way to escape. Yet once we step from those shadows, we face an even more frightening hell. The world of reality, the world of nothing. Take a sip from this cup and quench your thirst, quench your lust for power and your need to control. You are no longer in a position of control. None of you."

Light

Scott Monroe steps forth from the shadow, black and silver hair hanging down in his face. Behind the locks of hair are deep and dark eyes. Menacing, piercing through the future, tearing apart the past. Eating away at time and those who oppose what he stands for with an iron will and a harsh word. Racheal steps before him, strapped around her petite waist is the E.W.C.L. Universal championship. Two beautiful items, both, said to be able to control even the wildest of men, and said to be able to drive even the strongest of men wild. She extends her long and slender arms slowly. Her thin lips part as she begins to speak.

"Tonight begins the first night of his ascension, tonight a man that no one knew will prove that he is to be the man that everyone fears. Tonight all the pieces have fallen into place, tonight the first strike against the E.W.C.L. will be made. The Legion, the Ministry of Total Justice, the New Evolution, tonight they learn why they do indeed fear the Royal Family."

Monroe leans forward and wraps his arms around her. One coming from underneath her left arm, one coming over her right shoulder. Perched down he lets face fall onto her shoulder for a moment, then raises it slowly. Dark orbs pierce those who watch as he begins to speak.

"I have become the Universal champion, I have been and Icon champion. Yet with this gold I always seemed to feel hollow, to feel empty. As if everything that I was would be questioned, like there would always be someone trying to tear me down, to tear me apart from everything I've ever known. I learned that this buisness wanted to do just that to me, that this place wanted to destroy me. Now I am the only man in history to have stood atop the two federations who once clashed. I am the only man in history to stand upon this pedistol. The I.W.F. and the E.W.C.L. can come to realize that wherever I stand, there stands the power, the will and the glory of their federation. Even worse however, stands the fact that I hate both of them with a passion. I will watch them squirm and I will watch those who oppose me die. Tonight begins the reconing. Just like a sharp blade, just like the katana, the Royal Family will make those responsible bleed."

Monroe steps back into the darkness, Racheal continues to stand for a moment, then quitly begins speaking.

"And on this night there was a sound, the sound of thunder and lightening, the sound of a deafening horde being unleased from the gates. On this night the darkness that had been promised feel upon the federation. For those who couldn't understand, they tried to rise and they tried to stop an on-coming onslaught that would never relent. The power of forces driven together by a world that drove the hate inside of them. On this night, the first night of his ascension, darkness did fall and in the end, there was nothing but a deafening sound of silence."

End

Racheal slowly steps back, disappearing into the darkness. For a brief moment the Universal championship shines bright, then, just as Monroe and Racheal were, the image of the Universal championship is swallowed by the darkness.

"Enjoy the silence."

(Fade to black).

Neil Down: Its Sunday right?

DT: Yeah its Sunday. Why you ask?

ND: No, just checking that Insurgence is on Sunday and not on Friday.

DT: Why on earth would you think Insurgence was on Friday. It always has been on Friday.

ND: I know, but I got a bit confused coz of Thuglifes promos.

DT: Oh, ok that explains alot.

ND: Does it?

DT: But anyway. We got a full show for you tonight.

ND: For me?

(slap-ouch).

DT: No! For the audience, ofcourse!! In total we have 6 matches for you. In the main event it is gonna be Exile, Blade and Drake Laps. What a match is that gonna be. Blade in the middle between his brother and one of his best friends, or should I say former best friends. No titles on the line in that match but it promises to be intresting.

ND: Next to that we also gonna see new tagchamp Sean Corvik taking on Nick Dangerous.

DT: Furthermore the Extreme Title match between Cerberus and Aaron Gold. So apparently the Extreme Title is in the picture again. It was out of the picture for a couple of weeks, but now it seems to be back again.

ND: And what about the return of Strait Hate!! He's back baby and he's gonna have to face The New Evolution in a handicap Flaming Tables match.

DT: Yep, Cazzo put him in a nice match on his return, what a bastard.

ND: You mean Strait?

DT: No I mean Cazzo. Strait is only just recovered from major injuries and the first thing Cazzo does is put him in a handicap flaming tables match. Thats just not right. But more about that later.

Belton: What's the plan tonight dad.

Nick: I don't know, I just don't know son.

Belton: How about we go fishing?

Nick: ....Right...I'm talking about things that make sense.

Belton: We're in a sweaty locker room, in an arena filled with people, there isn't much father/son possibilities here.

Nick: Sure there are, there are tons of asses to kick back here, we can club the Royal Family in the legs with sticks! We can challenge a random fan to a cage match! We can kill Joey Gold!

Belton: What?

Nick: Well, I'm hungry, I'm gonna go for some food.

Belton: Wait!

Nick: Nonono, I won't drag you with me, just go for a walk, find Peter Tiger and have him sniff your ass, I won't be long.

(Nick leaves the locker room and wanders down a hallway, Belton leaves the opposite direction...)

(Moments later Coby Belton is seen at the Coca-Cola Machine when Strait walks up to him with a big smile on his face).

Belton: Hey Strait! You like the shirt I'm wearing??

Strait: Actually yeah, thats why I need to talk to you.

Belton: Whats up?

Strait: You see, the thing is this....

(Strait then puts a knee into Coby's midsection. Strait grabs him by the hair then runs him headfirst into the Coke machine. Strait pulls his bloody head from the busted hard plastic and throws him on the ground. He then pulls his shirt off of his body).

Strait: I don't like it when jobbers parade around in my T-shirt. Oh and tell your daddy I ain't done tonight.

(With a smile on his face again, Strait walks off).

(Commercials).

Nick: What the hell? What happened?

EMT: He took a sma-

Nick: SHUT THE HELL UP! I was talking to my son!

Belton: Strait Hate, threw my head through a vending machine?

Nick: What!? WHY?

Belton: He didn't like the idea of someone like me wearing his t-shirt.

Nick: Bullshit, he loves you! You don't have to say that, just admit you stumbled and knocked your face into the damn machine.

Belton: *Sigh* Fine, I fell into the machine.

Nick: Good...You know, this really puts a damper on our father/son plans.

Belton: It does?

Nick: Yeah.....Oh hell, let's go anyways...

Belton: But, but my face!

Nick: I know, it's covered in blood, what does it matter? I've waltzed around backstage with a friggin' cut open stomach, it's just a little blood loss.

EMT: Sir, he needs to be taken care o-

Nick: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP!

(The EMT stays silent as Nick and a bleeding Belton rush out of the room.)

(Fade out).

DT: Our first match of the evening is a tagmatch between Stephen Jackson and Sean Orion against Batteries Not Included. Jackson and Orion who also can be called "The Perfect Team" since it is "The Perfect Storm" and "The Pinnacle of Perfection" together. They have to face a new team in the EWCL namely Batteries Not Included, Michael "Switch" McCormick and Christopher "Ender" Collins.

ND: What can be said about this match. Well Orion and Jackson looked decent last week in the tagtournament. They managed to beat Belton and Sean Campbell, but then they lost to Nick Dangerous and The Punisher. But still they looked ok and they could go far in this division, if thats what they want. Then on the other hand our new team is wellll....new....Haven't seen much of them over the week so can't say much about them. We just have to wait and see how they do.

DT: True. Maybe they surprise us all and walk out with the win. It could happen.

ND: Yes, it all could happen. Everything can happen in the EWCL.

(So much pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac starts to play and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson comes walking out. Some part of the crowd boos him. Jackson makes it to the ring and slides in and waits for his tagteampartner).

(The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion bounces on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring. Once into the ring he throws his white towel to the ring keeper before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times and bouncing a few more times on the spot).

[A drum keeps a steady beat over the PA System, and the strobe lights flicker in rhythm with it. Papa Roaches' Coby's voice pierces through the arena. Smoke pours out from the entrance, clouding the whole stage. The strobes start changing color, reflecting off of the smoke. Switch and Ender appear at the top of the ramp, walking through the smoke, to the explosion of cheers from the EWCL Fans. They stop once out of the smoke, and look around, grinning. They start down the ramp, high fiving some fans along the way, moving to the music the whole time. They jump up on the outside of the ring apron, throwing their head around along with the fans, and climb the outside of the turnbuckle, and throws hands out and head back. Stepping down off the turnbuckle, they hops the ropes and into the ring. In rhythm to the music, they jump up onto the bottom rope, and start bouncing, yelling with the fans.]

ND: If they can fight as they do an entrance then we are seeing our future tagchamps.

DING DING DING.

DT: And we can starts and its gonna be Switch and Sean Orion who are gonna start this match off. Orion and Switch circle eachother for a moment and then they tie up. Switch hooks in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. Switch lets go off Orion and the Pinaccle of Perfection goes into the opposite ropes. Orion comes off and Swith delivers a flying back elbow!!! Orion goes down and Switch picks him up quickly and executes a snap suplex!! Switch grabs Orion by the head and he sends him into the ropes again. This time Orion comes off and he slides between Switch his legs, gets up behind him and ....HE POKES SWITCH INTO THE EYES!!

ND: And Switch is stunned for a moment. Orion comes off the ropes and he does a flying clothesline and that takes Switch to the mat. Sean Orion then jumps up high and does a jumping knee right to Switch his head. Orion throws his fist in the air, but the crowd only boos. Orion then goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope. He then dives off and does a fist drop and hits Switch in the head with it. Nice move by the Pineapple of Perfection.

DT: Pinaccle.

ND: What?

DT: Pinaccle not Pineapple.

ND: .....Oooohh....

DT: Orion now picks Switch up and drags him over to his corner and he tags in Stephen Jackson. Jackson comes in and while Orion holds him, Jackson hands out several shots to the midsection and head. Ender wants to enter the ring, but the referee stops him from interfering. Meanwhile Orion got back to the apron again. But Jackson got Switch into the corner and while Jackson is handing out shots, Orion is choking Switch with the tagcord. Jackson then grabs Switch by the head and does a snappmare. Jackson pulls Switch to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Switch comes off and Jackson with a tilt-o-wirl powerslam!! Jackson going for the cover, .....1.......................................................2.................................but a kickout by Switch.

ND: Jackson pulls Switch up again and sends him into the ropes. But Switch comes off and counters with a flying forearm!! That takes Jackson by surprise and he goes down to the mat. Switch takes the opportunity and he tags in his partner Ender. Ender Collins comes in and he grabs Jackson and executes a double arm DDT!!!.....Collins goes for the cover, but Jackson kicks out right away. Ender grabs Jackson by the head and sends him into the ropes, Jackson comes off and Ender takes him out with a big lariat!!!....Ender looks confident now and he picks Jackson up from the mat and he sets him up for a powerbomb!! This could be the end of the Perfect Team here!!!

DT: Ender lifts Jackson up for a powerbomb, but OOOOOOHHH....JACKSON REVERSES IT AND EXECUTES A HEADSCISSORS OUT OF THAT POWERBOMB POSITION!!!.....Nicely done by Jackson!!!...Jackson picks up Ender from behind now and ....GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM TO THE MAT!!!....Jackson then tags in Orion. Orion comes in and the two grab Ender and send him into the ropes. Ender comes off and Orion and Jackson both lift Ender up and execute a double backdrop suplex on him!!! WOW!!!!.....Orion goes for the cover, .....1..........................................................2..................but Switch comes in and he breaks the count!!!

ND: Stephen Jackson now also comes back in the ring and he charges in on Switch and dropkicks him and Switch goes backfirst into the corner and hits the turnbuckles!!! Jackson follows in hot pursuit and starts to ramm his fist into Switch his face!!! ...On the other side Orion is working more on Ender. He stomps him numerous times into the midsection. He then picks him up and chops him into the chest a few times. Orion throws his opponent into the ropes and when he comes off, he backdrops Ender to the mat. ....Orion picks up Ender and he signals for his finisher!!

DT: He then grabs Ender and .....THE TRASHCOMPACTER!!!........AND HE HITS IT!!!......He goes for the cover on Ender and. ......1..................................................................................2...................................................................3.....ITS A RATHER EASY WIN FOR ORION AND JACKSON!!!.......On the other side of the ring, Jackson is still pounding Switch in the face. He then calls out to Orion. Orion comes over to the corner and after Jackson climbs the topturnbuckle, Orion lifts Switch on the topturnbuckle aswell. Jackson moves him into the right position and .....LANDFALL OFF THE TOPROPE!!!

ND: OH GODDD!!!

DT: That was viscious!!!

(At that moment Mike enters the ring and he throws both of the guys out of the ring via the top rope while Sean Orion grabs a mic).

Sean: Get the hell out of my ring!!!!!!

Mike get the stuff.

(Mike slides out to the ring and goes over to the timekeepers table and reaches under it pulling out a black sports bag. He throws the bag into the ring and it lands at Sean Orion's feet. Sean picks up the bag and starts to open it).

Sean: One thing I've never understood. The "affection" people like Scott Monroe,MacBeth,Corvik and Exile have to that dead fuck up Alexander Glory.

What was it that was so special about him?

His drug problems?

The fact he wasn't strong enough to deal with his problems?

The fact that he took the easy way out?

Friend, mentor whatever it doesn't matter.

(Sean opens the bag pulling out a large picture of Alexander Glory).

Sean: This is, was the man known as Alexander Glory or Arcane Syth.

Nothing more than a rotting memory.

(Sean slowly and deliberatly tears the photograph in two).

Sean: Fuck you Glory.

(Sean drops the picture to the floor and looks at both parts of the torn picture at his feet. He spits on the part with Glory's face on it).

Sean: Fuck the Royal Family.

(Sean, Mike and Stephen Jackson leave the ring as the spit slowly trickles down the face of Alexander Glory).

Nick: What a poor show.

Coby: Why?

Nick: I'm not there yet.

Coby: Figures.

Nick: What match is next?

Coby: I think Joey Gold vs Shaun Marquez...

Nick: Joey Gold eh?....

(Nick strokes his chin while looking at the roof, Coby looks up and then looks at Nick.)

Coby: Dad, you're creeping me out.

Nick: Stay here, I'll be back.

Coby: Sure...

(Nick walks away as the screen fades.)

(Commercials).

Strait: Hi, I'm Strait Hate, and this is Jerkass.

Brett Houston: Are you sure we should do this, Strait?

Strait: You jackholes wanna get on TV again, right?? I'm the only one givin you face time!

Jack Jones: I reckon this is gunna suck, but we gotta do it, huh?

Strait: Nope, you dont have a choice.

(He runs back up to the camera lens).

Strait: Hi, I'm Strait Hate, and this is Ballsack Blues.

(The angle pans out and we see a large laundry basket overfilled with american footballs. Strait begins picking up footballs and with his left hand, gunning them at Jobbers testicles. One by one they go down, holding their nuts and crying. Flame Boy pukes after a direct hit. Strait falls on the floor laughing so hard, hes tearing up).

Strait: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHA AHHHH now I know why Americas Funniest Home Videos was so popular!! Ohh man... Jobbers nuts plus footballs equal comic genius!! I've struck again, whoo hooo!

(Strait pulls himself up and runs away as the angle fades out).

(Fade out).

Monroe ~ Chill here for a sec, let me go see if everyone else is here.

Racheal ~ Cool.

(Monroe steps away for a moment as Racheal begins going over the items on the table, finally deciding on a Dr. Pepper. Just as she turns around Cerberus steps into view. Stopping for a moment, he looks over her and the Universal championship. Stepping forward, her looks at her for a moment).

Cerberus ~ That won't be hanging on your shoulder very long.

Racheal ~ Why don't you tell that to Scott when he gets here.

Cerberus ~ Oh I will, believe me I will. Just like the Royal Family, Scott Monroe is finished.

(Racheal sneers for a moment and then pulls back to slap him, as she does he catches her hand. Monroe and the rest of the Royal Family round corner in time for Monroe to see Cerberus clutching Racheal by the wrist. In one motion Monroe draws his blade from behind his back and makes a mad dash towards Cerberus before being cut off by the Royal Family. Cerberus releases Racheals hand and steps back, placing his hand on to his own weapon. Racheal quickly moves to the side as Corvik, MacBeth and Exile struggle to hold Monroe at bay, his visage having gone from a calm demenor to that of a violent maniac).

Corivk ~ Scott calm down...

Monroe ~ I'm going to kill you you son of a b*tch. F*cking let me go Sean...Mac let me the f*ck go. Chris damn it...

(Monroe continues to struggle as Cerberus steps back slowly the points at Monroe. Monroes rage increases as he begins to struggle even more. Cerberus disappears and the Royal Family finally releases Monroe. Turning slowly Monroe dashes over to Racheal and replaces the blade. Putting both hands on her shoulders he looks down to her).

Monroe ~ Did he hurt you? Are you ok?

(Monroe pulls her close as she wraps her arms around him. A sneer creeps slowly across his face as Monroe looks towards the rest of the Royal Family).

Monroe ~ I am gonna make him bleed.

(Exile, Corvik and MacBeth step forward and try to calm Monroe down as the scene fades to black).

DT: Time for our second match of the evening and our first title match. "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez, the new Prime Time Champion has to defend his newly won title against Joey Gold. Thuglife had an easy win last week over Jerry Campbell after that "man" brutally attacked Campbell and send a message to everyone on the EWCL roster. We have yet to see more of this man.

ND: Fact is though that Thuglife won the title and now he has to face none other than Joey Gold. And Gold, unlike his brother Aaron, is talented.

DT: You still not happy about what Aaron said about you huh?

ND: Ofcourse not. He insulted my manhood. Nobody gets away with that!!

DT: Yeah...right...

ND: Nobody calls me gay without getting retribution.

DT: Yes, sounds real convincing.

ND: ...

DT: But now this match. Lets get this thing started.

(One Mic by Nas starts to play and "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez comes walking out from the back. The 23 year old from Queens Bridge, New York makes his way down the aisle to ringside. The Prime Time Champion hands over the title to the ringannouncer and rolls into the ring).

(Brainstew/Jaded by Green Day starts to play and Joey Gold comes walking out from the back. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction, but Joey Gold is only focussed on the ring. With big steps the highflyer walks to the ring).

DT: It looks like he is ready!!

ND: Sure looks like it.

DT: Joey Gold reaches the ring and he climbs on the apron and .....HE JUMPS OVER THE ROPES, USES THE TOPROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND TAKES THUGLIFE TO THE MAT WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!!...WHAT A WAY TO START THIS MATCH!!! ....Gold lands on top of Thuglife and he starts to hand out a series of hard punches to his head. What an agression!! Oh my Godd!!! Joey Gold is fired up allright! He wants to end this quickly so it seems!! He really wants a piece of Thuglife!!

DING DING DING.

ND: Joey Gold now gets up and he drags Thuglife to his feet. He then irish whips him into the ropes and when he comes off he clotheslines the Prime Time Champion hard to the mat. Joey into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop. Gold for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Gold gets back to his feet again and he pulls Thuglife up and after a few chops to the chest he throws him into the ropes again. Thuglife comes off and ...GOLD WITH A HURRICANRANA!!!......1........................................2...............................but Thuglife kicks out!!! That was real close!!

DT: Joey Gold with a great start here. He now picks Thuglife up again and sends him into the ropes. Joey goes for the backdrop, but Thuglife saw it coming and ...he kicks Gold hard in the face!! Gold stumbles backwards and Thuglife charges in on him and takes him to the mat with a stiff roundhouse kick!!! Gold is on the mat and ...THUGLIFE WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT ON GOLD!!!.....Now Thuglife for the cover, .....1.........................................................................2.................but Joey Gold with a kick out. Both men seem to be eager to get an easy win here.

ND: Thuglife picks Gold up by the head and he hands out a hard right hand. He then grabs him by the arm and hooks in an armbar. But Joey reverses it and turns it into a short arm clothesline!! Thuglife to the mat and Joey bounces into the ropes and comes off for a legdrop, but ....Thuglife moved out of the way in time!!......Both men back on their feet and they circle eachother. Gold then charges in, but Thuglife kicks him into the midsection and wants to go for a Diamond Cutter, but Joey Gold can move out of it in time. Thuglife and Joey circle eachother again and this time they actually lock up.

DT: They lock up and Gold hooks in a hammerlock, but Thuglife counters with an elbow to the head.....But Joey reacts by pushing Thuglife chestfirst into the nearest corner!! Thuglife goes in and Joey Gold picks him up and ....BACKDROP SUPLEX!!!.....Nice move by Gold!!! ....While Thuglife is slowly getting back to his feet, Gold climbs the topturnbuckle. He is on top and waits till Thuglife is back on his feet.........Gold dives off the toprope and ......THE FLOATOVER FROM THE TOPROPE!!....And he planted Thuglife's face right into the canvas!! He hit him hard there, Thuglife never knew what hit him!!! .....Gold turns Thuglife on his back and goes for the cover, ......1............................................................................2...........................................KICKOUT!!

ND: Its not over yet. Joey Gold shakes his head and he picks up Thuglife, but ooooooh Marquez counters with a lowblow!! He hit Gold right between the Golden Nuts. Joey is in pain and Thuglife grabs him and ....INVERTED DDT!!.......Bammmm, that was a hard one to the mat!!!.....Thuglife moves back up and he starts to kick Joey into the head. He then drags Joey over near a corner and starts to climb a corner!!!....Thuglife gets on the toprope and he faces the crowd. He then leaps off and .....MOONSAULT ON TOP OFF JOEY GOLD!!!....This could be the ending!!! .....1.............................................................2...................................But noooo, Joey Gold kicks out of that one!! Maybe Thuglife waited a bit too long before going for the cover.

DT: Yes, its the small things that count in wrestling. One second of hesitation can cost you the match. Its as simple as that. Thuglife now is shaking his head and he picks Gold up and nails him with some shots to the head. He then whips him into the ropes and when he comes off he clotheslines him to the canvas. Thuglife then goes to the corner once again and he starts to climb it. He gets to the top, but at that moment Joey gets back on his feet again. He quickly climbs on the toprope aswell and .......TOPROPE HURRICANRANA ON THUGLIFE!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!.......DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!......But that move also took alot out of Gold!!! .Gold is also layed out on the mat now...

ND: Like 5 seconds later he rolls on top off Thuglife and goes for the cover, ......1..........................................................................2.....................................................BUT THUGLIFE KICKS OUT!!!....Joey Gold can't believe it!! He thought he had the title there. He thought he had it won!!! But he didn't!! Joey Gold picks hmself up and he goes over to the corner. He climbs to the top and he then dives off ....FOR HIS GOLD STAR!!!.....BUT NOOOOOO THUGLIFE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND GOLD HITS THE CANVAS!!!.....And now Thuglife is back in the match again. Now he got the better chances. Thuglife slowly moves back up and he grabs Gold and he sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Thuglife with a tornado DDT. He goes for the cover, .........1................................................................2...............................but Gold kicks out.

(All of a sudden Exile walks out).

ND: What the….what the hell is Exile doing out here?

DT: Im not sure but where he goes trouble is sure to follow. And neither one of the competitors seem to have noticed yet.

ND: Exile just slid into the ring!

DT: What the hell is going on. Oh lord hes got a mic

Exile: So I'm in the back thinking and all of the sudden…

ND: EXILE JUST GRABBED JOEY GOLD!! OUTCAST!!! OUTCAST ON JOEY GOLD!!!!

DT: MARQUEZ DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THIS!!

ND: Oh he does now! Marquez is backed up against the ropes. Exile is just smiling! That crazy sick bastard!

DT: Is Marquez in the Royal Family now? Whats going on? Now look! Here comes Road Block! Hes hustling down the rampway.

ND: Road Block running. Something no one should ever have to see.

DT: Road Block is hanging out on the outside of the ring…whats he doing now? Hes holding down Marquez's legs! Marquez is confused now and trying to break free of Road Block's grip.

ND: SUPERKICK TO MARQUEZ!! EXILE JUST DRILLED HIM!

DT: OH MY! Marquez just collapsed hitting his head on the turnbuckle! HES OUT! GOLD AND MARQUEZ ARE BOTH OUT! But WHY?!

ND: Its Exile there is no logic.

DT: Sick…hes just a sick man.

Exile: Sorry, I guess I was a bit stir crazy backstage…figured I might as well come and DO something. I do have an agenda today…but I'm not bored anymore so I think I can stand to wait.

(Fuck it by Seether hits and Exile and Road Block leave the arena).

ND: Unbelievable. What a nerve to just show up like that. And both Thuglife and Gold are still knocked out. The referee is checking on them and starts to make the count, ....1.................2..................3....................4.......................5...................6......................7........................8........but wait I see movement. Thuglife is using the ropes to get back on his feet again. Yes, he is getting back up!! He sure is tough!! Thuglife gets up and he moves over to Gold.

DT: Thuglife grabs Gold and he throws him into a corner. Gold goes in backfirst and Thuglife charges in and clotheslines Gold in the corner! That was a hard clothesline there!! Thuglife grabs Gold by the arm and he whips him into the opposite corner. Gold flies in backfirst again and Thuglife charges in after and he wants to splash on Gold...BUT GOLD LIFTS HIS LEGS UP AND THUGLIFE GOES RIGHT INTO THOSE BIG BOOTS!!!....Thuglife staggers backwards and Gold with a running dropkick to take Thuglife to the mat!!!.....Gold bends over to pick up Thuglife, but oooooh Thuglife with a small package for the cover, ....1.............................................................2.......................but Gold with a last second kick out there.

ND: Thuglife picks Joey up from the mat and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Thuglife grabs him and ....HE FLAPJACKS GOLD, BUT OOOOOOOHHHH HE FLAPJACKED HIM RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!!!!....AND THE REFEREE GOT KNOCKED OUT!!!!...OOOOOH NOOOO!!!! .....Joey Gold is on the mat and so is the referee now. Thuglife moves back up and he goes over to Joey. He picks him up and ........HE HOOKS IN THE NC-17!!!...HE GOT THE DARKEST HOUR HOOKED ON GOLD!!!.....BUT OOOOOOH......GOLD SOMEHOW COUNTERS WITH ....HIS...KNOCKING DA FILLINGS!!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!

DT: What a counter by Joey Gold!!!...That jawbreaker followed by a spinning heelkick!!!.....Thuglife goes down and Joey Gold goes to the toprope. He gets to the top and ....HE DIVES OFF FOR HIS GOLDSTAR!!! AND HE HITS IT!!! .......HE HIT HIS SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON THUGLIFE!!!.....Gold hooks the leg and goes for the cover, the referee regained his consciousness and he goes for the count and. .........1.............................................................................2.......................................................................3....HE WINS!!! We have a new Prime Time Champion!!! Joey Gold has done it!!! He has done it!! He beat Thuglife!!!

ND: And Joey Gold is celebrating it right now!! He raises his hands in the air and the referee hands over the title to him. Joey Gold holds the title up in the air. BUT OOOOOH THUGLIFE GOT BACK UP AND HE CHARGES IN ON HIM FROM BEHIND AND KNEES HIM INTO THE BACK!!!....Gold drops the title and Thuglife picks it up and he smashes Gold in the head with the title!!! Gold goes down to the mat and Thuglife picks him up and ....NC-17!!! HE HOOKS IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER ON GOLD AGAIN!!!...And this time Gold is not in the condition to counter it!!! ...Gold is going out like a candle here!!!

DT: But wait a minute!!!....IT'S AARON GOLD!!!.....AARON GOLD COMES RUNNING OUT FROM THE BACK NOW!!!...HE RUNS TO THE RING AND SLIDES IN, BUT THUGLIFE SAW HIM COMING AND HE LET GO OFF JOEY AND HE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND LEFT THROUGH THE CROWD!!!

ND: Wow what an ending of this match!!! Aaron is now checking on his brother Joey.

Nick: Whoa whoa whoa, cool it down Cazzo, I just wanted you to check out my new shirt.

Cazzo: What? I have work to do.

Nick: And I have mine, did you even read the shirt?

Cazzo: Worlds greatest dad...I don't care at the moment.

Nick: Worlds greatest DAD, you know what that makes you?

Cazzo: Seriously, get out!

Nick: Fine, but don't complain when Coby Belton calls you his mother.

Cazzo: I won't, now leave.

Nick: So you won't care?

Cazzo: Leave! Before I put a damn cage over the ring on your match tonight.

Nick: So you want to hurt Sean Corvik just as much as I do eh? I respect that, I respect that a lot.

(Nick walks away with a confident smile on his face, as Cazzo just looks on as the scene fades to black.)

(Commercials).

Strait: Whoa buddy... whats the rush?

Laps: Nothing...just trying to get back to my dressing room...What's your rush.

Strait: Heh, who said I was in a rush. I'm in the presence of the *air quotes* "Legend" Drake Laps. The man who stole the nicname I rightfully stole. Its an honor.

Laps: *shakes hand* Heh...I wouldn't call myself a legend...I'd just call myself a Miracle...How did you even touch the name "High Flying Miracle"?

Strait: Watch me in the ring junior, you'd understand.

Laps: The highest I have saw you jump was when you saw a spider...I think it was about 2 inches... *puts out hand*

Laps: Just kidding bud...

Strait: Hey, your a comedian too. Which reminds me of something funny. Rememeer when we were in the UWC?

Laps: Sure...I remember alot about UWC...I remember Shadow, Mo'Bad, Matt Vargas, Maverick, Scott Burton, Jason Drake, Exile, Epyon, Miz Kristen, Switch, L-Mo, Blade Bowen, Loki...and some guy named Strait Hate...What? DO you miss the old times like myself?

Strait: Eh, sometimes. It was a great feeling though. I was holding the World, Tag, and Hardcore titles, while you were curtain jerking. Heh, good times.

Laps: Always have to have a start Strait...Until the end, i was main eventing...I had tag, world...

Strait: World what? I dont recall you having that title. Hell, even if you did, It wouldnt matter, the second version of UWC couldnt hold a candle to the original.

Laps: Aww...you think old UWC couldn't beat Newer UWC? Hmph...ask...HE...maybe he'll know more... *scratches head*

Laps: But wait...You dont know who "HE" was, do you?

Strait: I care too... *yawn*

Laps: Macbeth...OUR enemy...What are you going to do about the Royal Family?

Strait: Something you dont understand. Everyone here is my enemy. I dont give a good God damn about the Royal Family.

Laps: You sure? Wait til they attack you and hang you from a platform...Drop you from 10 feet in the air...tell me what you're going to do after that...

Strait: Well, I've already knocked out Corvik and MacBeth with a tire iron. I dont seem frightened, DO I?

Laps: No...but i'm just telling you...*puts out hand*...If you need a person to help you take them out, I'm here...

Strait: Lapsy, Lapsy, Lapsy.... look, I aint your buddy, I aint your friend, and I dont need help from you.

(Kelly Laps with Drake Jr. in stroller walk into the scene as she puts her arm around Drake).

Laps: Oh, hi Kelly...You remember Strait, dont you?

Kelly: No, we've never met...*puts out hand* nice to meet you...

Strait: Damn, not a bad pick-up.... killer cans!

(Kelly clenches her fist).

Laps: Dont worry Kelly...let him be...

Kelly: Nice meeting you...

Strait: Whoa whoa whoa, muffin ass, cool the jets, it was a compliment.

(Laps looks down, shakes his head...Kelly begins to walk away as Drake clenches his fist).

Laps: Little far over the line there Strait...

Strait: So Kell, tell, me, whatcha doin with Laps?? did he pay you?

Kelly: Sorry...Drake didn't get me like you get all of your girls...

Strait: Ahh, I like her, a lil fire plug. Now go rest your head, I'm sure it hurts coming up with one witty retort.

(Kelly reaches back to smack him again, but Drake stops her...he kisses her on the cheek and sends her on her way. She walks away shaking her hand mumbling words obscene for this promo).

Laps: Wow...you really know how to turn em' on, eh?

Strait: Yup, she wants me.... next time shes away from you, she could have my cock in her mouth!

Laps: Sorry my friend...she doesn't suck on fruit...

Strait: You know, if she woulda just swallowed, you wouldnt be burdened with an ugly kid.

Laps: UGLY!? *breathes in* *breathes out*...Your mom is sorry, isn't she?

Strait: Why do you say that?

Laps: I dunno...sounded fun to say...

Strait: My mom isn't sorry, shes dead.

Laps: *bows head* Sorry to hear that...

Strait: God damn, your so proper... wheres your edge man??? No wonder week in and week out the Royal Family is f#ckin with you.

Laps: Not too happy with death Strait...that's all...

Strait: Yeah, it happens, get over it. Grow some balls and maybe people like the Royal Family would have a modicome of respect for you.

Laps: Maybe I will...and maybe i'll prove it tonight...

Strait: Probably not, but keep on truckin, trooper. Sorry to cut this short, but I've got two careers to end. Say hello to the Misses for me.. haha.

(Strait walks off with a smile as Laps again shakes his head).

DT: Right now it is time for the return of Strait Hate. Hate is returning back in the ring and its gonna be some match. Handicap match against the New Evolution!! That is gonna be huge you know!! We all know the history between Strait and Cable!! Well these two will be in the ring again now. This is gonna be somehing!!

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic and Johnathan Cable walk out from the back. The two former tagchampions make it to the ring and slide in).

(Strait Hate's music plays and Strait comes walking out and the crowd cheers him on. Hate rushes to ringside and is eager to begin this match).

DING DING DING.

DT: Well it looks like Hate and Mystic will start it off.... wait... the Cazzotron is on.... its Cazzo himself!!

(Prez Cazzo is sitting at his desk grinning. He is beginning to speak).

Cazzo: Boys, just before you start your match, I wanna show Strait a lil bit of tape, roll that footage please.

(Cazzo fades out and a scene of Jose Jose and Paco sitting at a bar is broadcast. Both have drinks in front of them, and Jose looks thrashed. Paco begins speaking).

Paco: You know Jose, your a good person, I'm glad we are friends.

Jose: Si! *hic*

Paco: I got an idea, lets play a game!

Jose: Si! *hic*

(Paco pulls out two pieces of paper with some script on them).

Paco: Lets see who can write the name... oh say... Strait Hate better, ok??

Jose: Que?

Paco: Watch.

(On the line near the bottom of the page, Paco writes something. He shows it to Jose and gives him the pen).

Paco: See what I mean?? Now mine isnt too good, I bet you can do better!!

Jose: Si! *hic*

(Just as Jose goes to write the feed cuts off, and Cazzo is back on laughing).

Cazzo: Haha, well boys, time for your match, do me proud! HAHAHA!

(Cazzo fades out, and Strait is pissed. As soon as he turns, Mystic hits him with a lariat).

DT: And the New Evolution is hitting Strait Hate in the back now!!! Strait was distracted and Mystic and Cable are now pounding down at him. And Strait falls down to the mat. Mystic now places his knee to Straits throat and tries to choke him like that. While he does that Cable is kicking and stomping him in the chest area. Oh man, I doubt that this is good for Strait his recovery. Mystic now stops with the chokehold and he and Cable pick Strait up and they send him into the ropes. Strait comes off and they double backdrop him to the mat!!!

ND: Mystic now slides to the outside and he takes a table from under the ring and he sets it up on the outside. Cable then shouts something in his direction and Mystic looks under the ring once again. A few seconds later we see that Mystic took out some barbed wire. Mystic rolls back into the ring and he hands the piece of barbedwire over to Cable. Cable wraps the barbed wire around his fist and he does a fist drop on Strait Hate!! OOOOH NOOOO!!!!.....A barbedwired fistdrop!!! And Strait is doing what he does best and thats to bleed!!

DT: He's busted open already. How many minutes has he been in the EWCL? And he's bleeding already. Cable works some more on Straith with the barbed wire and then he and Mystic pick Strait up and irish whip him into the ropes. Strait comes off and he ducks the two forearms, he comes off the opposite ropes and ...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! AND HE TAKES OUT MYSTIC AND CABLE!!!!....OOOOH MAN!!!.....Strait gets back up and he checks his forehead. He then looks at the blood on his hand and he licks it!! OOOH MAN THIS GUY IS CRAZY!!

ND: Hey, nobody said his hobby was reading or long walks on the beach!!

DT: Strait grabs Cable's hand and ..OOOOHHHH!!!...He's using Cable's own barbedwired hand and rubs it in Cable's face!!! Ooooh thats just sick!!!.......And Cable is also busted open already. Man this brings back the memories off the matches these two had in the past!!!...Strait is still working on Cable, but Mystic comes charging in from the back and he kicks Strait hard into the back off the head!!...Mystic then picks up Strait and he sends him into the ropes. Strait comes off and ...tilt-o-wirl slam by Mystic!!

ND: Mystic then picks up Strait and he drags him by the hair over to the ropes. He drags him to the side where he set up that table on the outside!!! Mystic then wants to throw Strait over the toprope to the outside!! But well let us just say that Strait got too many "muscles" and that Mystic can't lift all of that over the toprope!!!....Mystic then instead sends Strait into the opposite ropes. Strait comes off and Mystic goes for a backdrop, but Strait saw it coming and he grabs Mystic and ....PILEDRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!!

DT: Strait now grabs Mystic by the head and he throws Mystic over the ropes to the outside!!! And Mystic lands hard on the concrete!!! OOOH God what a nasty fall!!! Strait looks back at Cable and their even appears a grin on Straits face. Oh my God, look at that sadistic grin on Straits face!! Strait stares at Cable and he sees that Cable is struggling to get back on his feet again. Cable gets back up and he turns around and just at that moment, Strait kicks Cable into the gut. AND HE LIFTS CABLE UP AND .......HATEBOMB!!!....GOOOD GODDD!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?

ND: AND CABLE IS KNOCKED OUT FOR SURE NOW!!!!...AND STRAIT STILL HAS A GRIN ON HIS FACE!!! Strait slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table and he shoves it into the ring. He then grabs a can of gasoline that was standing at ringside. He rolls back into the ring and he sets the table up in the center. Strait then takes out the gasoline and pours it over the table. He takes a match and he lights the table!! OOOH GODD!! THE TABLE IS ON FIRE!! Oh, sorry, its a Flaming Tables match. ....Finally the table is on fire.....

DT: Strait goes over to Cable and he lifts him up. He picks him in a powerbomb position and......BEFORE HE CAN DO MORE, IT IS MYSTIC WHO COMES BACK INTO THE RING. MYSTIC CAME BACK IN AND HE SMASHES STRAIT IN THE HEAD WITH A KENDO STICK!!!.....Strait drops Cable and he falls down to one knee!!!...Mystic then hits Strait some more with the kendo stick!!! Mystic then drops it and he picks Strait up and he throws him into the ropes. ....MYSTIC WANTS TO BACKDROP STRAIT INTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!......BUT STRAIT HOLDS ON TO THE ROPES!!!.....MYSTIC LOOKS UP AND NOTICES THIS, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING STRAIT CHARGES IN ON HIM AND CLOTHESLINES MYSTIC HARD TO THE CANVAS!!!

ND: Strait picks up Mystic now and ....HATEBOMB THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!......MYSTIC IS OUT!!!!.....HE DID IT!!!..STRAIT HATE ELIMINATED MYSTIC!!!.....And Cable is also still layed out in the ring. Strait Hate slowly moves over to Cable and he drags him to the side of the ring. He looks over the ropes to the outside and he sees that the table is setup there. We then see that Jose Jose comes out to the ring and he goes to the table and he lights it. He probly wants to do something back to Strait after what he did to him with that contract.

DT: Jose Jose lights the table and the table is on fire now. Strait turns back towards Cable and he lifts him up and ....HE POWERBOMBS CABLE OUT OF THE RING AND HE GOESTHROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE!!!!! AND CABLE IS OUT ASWELL AND STRAIT HATE HAS WON THIS HANDICAP FLAMING TABLES MATCH!!!

(Strait goes to the outside and he grabs Cable and he rolls him back in the ring again).

(Strait Hate, victorious yet battered and broken, stumbles to the ring ropes and collapses on them, calling for a microphone. The ring announcer is quick to comply and Strait snatches it from his hands, composing himself and struggling to get to his feet. He does so using the corner as a crutch and speaks).

Strait: Now who's victorious Cable?! Now who the fuck is the one lying on his back? You and Mystic didn't even have the balls to defeat one guy and there you pathetic bitches are. Burnt to a crisp. But Cable, it's not over. It won't be over until your career is over. And I estimate that to be about right.....now.

DT: What does he mean by that?!

(Suddenly the heavy metal yet orchestral "Perfection or Vanity" hits the speakers and out walks Sean Corvik, slowly stalking down the ramp. Hate is livid. He yells out to Sean).

Strait: What the fuck do you want?

(Sean does not answer and instead grabs a chair from ringside and slowly walks up the steps. Hate spins around and finds his own chair. Sean steps in the ring and goes face to face with Hate. They exchange a few inaudible words and suddenly Hate spins and clocks Johnathan Cable with his chair, who was just coming to his feet. Sean turns around to see Mystic knocked out cold at his feet. With a smile he unfolds his chair and grabs the mic from Hate's hands. Slowly Sean walks around the prone body of the fallen man).

Corvik: Didn't get it, did you? You did not understand. What did the Royal Family warn people about when they tried to make themselves out to be a God? I told you I would let you feel that glorious moment before you fell. I promised you glory and fame for fifteen minutes and for fifteen minutes you and your worthless partner got your teeth kicked in by that motherfucker over there. Nice one. That's as far as your fame will stretch. I kept my promise. Time for your descent. It is time for your downfall, time is no longer on your side. Tick tock, tick tock, you can't let time win.

(Hate slides out of the ring and sets the ring steps up and grabs Jonathan Cable. Forcing him to the ring apron, he grabs Cable's arms in double underhook position and gives him a gruesome piledriver on the steps).

ND: Oh my God...

DT: But what...what's Sean doing?

(Sean takes the unfolded chair and wedges Mystic's ankle in it. Taking his sweet time he climbs the ropes. With a last look to the booing crowd he executes a senton bomb and lands on the chair, completely shattering Damien's leg).

ND: Holy shit!

DT: Oh no someone get the EMT's down here. Please, hurry. These two men have been destroyed.

(Sean and Hate move back in front of one another, again exchanging words. After the moments of hesitancy have drawn to a close, Sean climbs out of the ring and heads to the back while Hate surveys the carnage in the ring. He slips out before the medics arrive and escapes through the crowd).

Nick: So...Belton, met any ladies lately.

Belton: Nah, not recently, been kind of busy here.

Nick: Ah, well busy is good, gotta stay busy.

Belton: Always.

Nick: Buuuuut, as your father I think it's time I teach about the women.

Belton: Oh?

Nick: But, I don't feel like telling you with words...I want you to see for yourself.

Belton: Huh?

(The camera turns, as we see them standing beside the entrance to the women's washrooms, Coby understands what Nick is asking.)

Belton: Oooooh no!

Nick: Oh come on Belton! I'm bored, I need to see somebody get humiliated, and you're the only one here!

Belton: I'm not gonna do it!

Nick: I'll give you a free soda, free!

Belton: What!? Why?

Nick: Consider it part of the father/son day, it won't last long, just run in, run out, bam! Free soda.

Belton: ....Fine.

Nick: HA! I knew you'd pull through.

(Belton prepares himself, and then he jogs in the womens washroom, we hear shrieks and screams as Nick chuckles. Women rush out of the room as a humiliated Belton comes out.)

Nick: HA! That was good enough...

(the camera turns around as Nick takes a coke out of the vending machine Belton got slammed through.)

Belton: WHAT!? I could have got that myself!

Nick: But now you can say you've EARNED it! Besides, that should toughen you up a little.

(Nick continues his rant as the two walk down the halls, the scene fades...)

(Commercials).

(Monroe is heading towards the ring while Corvik, MacBeth and Exile try to stop him. Monroe simply shrugs them off as he arrives behind the curtain. Turning slowly to one of the production engineers Monroe sneers as he speaks).

Monroe ~ Hit my music.

(Turning slowly, Monroe looks into MacBeths eyes for a moment).

Monroe ~ Look after her.

Corvik ~ This isn't going to make things any better.

Monroe ~ But it's got to be done.

(With that Monroe turns on his heel, leaving Racheal in MacBeths care as he heads towards the ring. Golgotha tenement blues by Machines of Loving Grace begins to blare through the arena as Monroe walks down to the ring. The fans boo as he slides under the ropes and motions for a microphone. A stage hand brings him a mic quickly and then scurries off as Monroe turns to face the entrance ramp).

Monroe ~ Cerberus it's obvious that you thought you were going to become the man here in the E.W.C.L. It's obvious that you thought that little stunt last week was going to do you a favor and get Cazzo to notice you. You made one mistake hound, you forgot that we'd notice you as well. Truth be told I didn't see who attacked us last week and truth be told I don't give a damn. You smell that Cerberus? I smell it. It smells like a mixture of piss and fear, both coming off of you. Now I don't know what the hell you thought you were doing laying a hand on Racheal, but in case you didn't know, you want to sin against the Royal Family, then I'm going to sin against you. Now either come out here now and get the beating you deserve or I'm coming back there and I'm going to give something that much worse.

(Fuel by Metallica begins to blare as the fans go crazy. Cerberus steps from behind the curtain, the katana still strapped to his back. Monroe throws the microphone down and begins motioning for him to go to the ring. He makes his way towards the ring and begins to enter until Monroe reaches back, pulling his twisted blade from beneath his shirt. Cerberus draws his katana as Monroe begins to taunt him, trying to lure him into the ring. E.W.C.L. security rushes down, followed by Exile and Corvik, who slide under the ropes quickly and attempt to restrain Monroe. Cerberus steps back slowly and resheaths his katana while Exile and Corvik hold Monroe back. Security slowly walks Cerberus backstage while Monroe screams at the top of his lungs).

(Fade out).

DT: Extreme Title match up. Are you ready for this one? It could be a real good night for the Gold family if Aaron manages to win here tonight and win the Extreme Title. But to do that he has to defeat Cerberus, The Armageddon, The King of The Battle Royal. Can he do it?

ND: Aaron? Beat Cerberus? No fricking way!!

DT: You aren't objective Down.

ND: Objective my ass. Aaron Gold just needs to lose.

DT: Its gonna be a tough one here. Both Cerberus and Aaron have been showing good stuff lately. I wouldn't class them as extreme and hardcore as Strait Hate, but either of them would be a worthy Extreme Champion. Thats how it is.

ND: Yep, thats what it is allright. But you can bet on one thing though. And thats that the winner of the title is gonna have to deal with Strait Hate sooner of later and that my friends and don't wish anyone.

DT: True.

ND: I wouldn't want to face the "HIGHFLYING FAT DUDE".

DT: If you keep on saying things like that, you'll face him sooner than you want to.

ND: What did I say?

DT: Nevermind. It's time for Cerberus and Aaron Gold.

(Fuel by Metallica starts to play over the PA system and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes walking out. The crowd cheers him on wildly as Cerberus stood up to the Royal Family last week. Cerberus shakes the hands of some fans on the way to the ring. Cerberus reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter).

(Cruxify yourself by Fozzy starts to play and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold comes out from behind the curtains. Gold got a steelchair in his hands and he stands still on the top off the ramp. He then looks at Cerberus and he signals to him to bring it up there).

DT: Aaron Gold wants to fight it out on the top off the ramp!! Whats he planning to do??? Cerberus stares back at Gold and he nodds and climbs out of the ring. Cerberus climbs off the apron to the floor and he starts to walk up to the ramp. He reaches it and stares at Gold some more. He then walks up and meets Gold. The two are standing on the top of the ramp now, just staring at eachother, eye to eye. Whats this?!? Gold then shoves Cerberus, but Cerberus doesn't move a muscle and he returns the favour and shoves Gold.

ND: He's its a shoving contest..WOO!!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Gold shoves Cerberus another time, and just when Cerberus wants to return it, Gold grabs the steelchair and swings it and .......WHAMMMMMM!!!....HE NAILS CERBERUS IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEELCHAIR!!!........Cerberus goes down to one knee now!!! ...But Gold swings the chair for a second time and ....WHAMMMMMMM!!!...he smashes it into Cerberus his head again!!!....Good God!!!...He nailed Cerberus with those chairshots and this match could already be over. Could it be over this fast? Could it? .....But Aaron is not going for the cover. He is just standing over Cerberus and he is taunting him a bit. He then drops the steelchair on the ramp. He picks up Cerberus and he slaps him in the face...ooooh....how humiliating!!!

ND: I piss on Aaron Gold!!...Oh wait Jay Masters already did, hahaha..

DT: What is it with pissing and the EWCL?

ND: Dunno.

DT: Aaron slaps Cerberus another time in the face and he then grabs him and he sets him up....HE SETS HIM UP FOR A CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER ON THE STEELCHAIR!!....If he manages to execute this then it is over. Then its over for Cerberus and his hopes for the Extreme Title and for his hopes to fight the Royal Family. If Gold executes this then Cerberus his career is over, damn straight!!.....Aaron Gold lifts Cerberus up, but ....Cerberus blocks it!!!...AND HE COUNTERS AND HE BACKDROPS GOLD TO THE RAMP!!!!.....And this gives Cerberus some time to catch some air, some time to recover from those chairshots!!

ND: Cerberus then moves over to Gold and he picks him up. He grabs him and ....HE DDT'S GOLD ON THE STEELCHAIR!!!.....And Gold hit that chair hard!! It almost even looks like Aaron's face is busted open!!!...WE"VE GOT A BLEEDER!!!...

(slap-ouch).

ND: I always wanted to say that.

DT: It better be the last time you said it.

ND: Cerberus crawls back to his feet and he picks up Aaron Gold and he drags him down the ramp, down the aisle to ringside. They reach the ring and Cerberus then throws Aaron facefirst into the first steel ringpost he sees!! ...Whammmm....Gold flies in with his face and he falls down to the concrete. Cerberus moves over to him and he kicks him to the head several times. Cerberus pulls Aaron to his feet and he rolls him back into the ring. Cerberus goes back in aswell and he picks up Aaron and ....HE THROWS AARON OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AGAIN!!! And Aaron falls backfirst on the concrete floor!!! ....Cerberus bounces himself into the ropes, comes off them ........and ......he leaps over the toprope and does a suicide dive on Aaron!!! AND HE HITS IT!!

DT: Great move by Cerberus....But he also hit the concrete hard himself!! Thats what you get when you do a suicide move, you get hurt yourself aswell!!!.....Now after about 8 seconds, it is Cerberus who's the first to get back up. He looks down at Aaron and he then climbs on the apron. Cerberus is on the apron and ....CERBERUS FOR AN ASAI MOONSAULT....BUT AARON GOLD GOT BACK UP AND HE CATCHES CERBERUS IN THE AIR WITH A DROPKICK!!!.....WOW!!! ....Excellently done by Aaron Gold!!!.......Both men now on the concrete again and this time it is Gold who is gonna be the one to get back on his feet first.

ND: Gold is back up and he grabs Cerberus and he drags him over to the apron and he starts to ramm his head into the apron hard. ...1.....2....3....4.....5...Aaron then stops and drags Cerberus over to the ringpost and continues to ramm his opponents head into it....1.....2.....3.....4........5.....He lets go off Cerberus and The Armageddon stumbles backwards. Gold then charges in on him and ....GOLD RING!!...A swinging neckbreaker on the outside!!!!.....And Cerberus is definately out now!!!.....Gold calls out to the referee and he goes for the cover on the outside, .........1.................................................................2..................but wooooooo Cerberus manages to kick out of it.

DT: Cerberus really wants this Extreme Title, otherwise he would have just let it go. Now he did everything he could to prevent Aaron from getting the win. But Aaron isn't done yet. He picks Cerberus up and he rolls him back into the ring. Aaron gets back in aswell and he stomps down on the fallen Cerberus. He follows that up with picking Cerberus up and sending him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and Gold with an overhead belly to belly suplex!!!!.....Gold goes for a second cover attempt now, ......1............................................................2.........................but another kickout by Cerberus.

ND: Gold grabs Cerberus and he drags him over to the corner. He then grabs Cerberus by the left arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner!! Cerberus goes in hard backfirst!! He goes in so hard that he moves out of the corner.....Gold charges in and he clotheslines Cerberus to the mat!!!....Gold with another cover, ....1..................................................2....................................................but Cerberus kicks out again. What more can this guy take?!?!.... Gold climbs back up and he picks up Cerberus and chops him to the chest. He then whips him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and Gold grabs him in a body scissors. BUT OOOOH CERBERUS REVERSES THE BODY SCISSORS AND TURNS IT INTO A BULLDOG!!!..

DT: What a revearsal by Cerberus!!!....Gold is busted open now and Cerberus crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back up on his feet. He gets up and he goes over to Gold and kicks him into the back off the head three times. He then picks Gold up and body slamms him to the canvas. Ceberus goes quickly to the corner and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!...And he hits it on Gold!!!......Cerberus hooks the leg for the cover, ......1........................................................2.............................but a kickout by Gold!!! Cerberus shakes his head and he picks up Aaron and he throws him into the ropes. But Gold holds on to the ropes!! Cerberus charges in on him and ...HE CLOTHESLINES GOLD OVER THE TOPROPE, BUT GOLD HOLDS ON TO CERBERUS AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN TO THE CONCRETE!!!

(At the moment that both of the wrestlers are down suddenly Stephen Jacksons music hits over the arena. Gold and Cerberus roll their eyes and don't know whats happening. Jackson then comes out with a microphone in one hand and a briefcase in the other. He stands on the top off the ramp with a grin on his face).

Jackson: Do you at least know what the hell you two are fighting for?

(The crowd boos).

Jackson: In my hand here I got a briefcase and well why don't I open that briefcase. Because I know that all of you Houston Fuckers are curious whats in this case.

(The crowd boos even more).

Jackson: But I'm gonna do it anyway.

(Jackson opens the briefcase and from out of it he takes the Extreme Title and he holds it up).

Jackson: Here it is guys. So basically you are fighting for nothing right now. So here's the deal anyone who wants this title just has to defeat me. Thats all. But hmmm, not right now because I am a bit tired after my great match against that nobody tagteam.

(The crowd boos even louder while Jackson walks out of ringside again).

DT: Oh God, what a bastard!

ND: Hmm nice attitude he got there.

DT: I bet that either Gold or Cerberus would kick his ass!!

ND: Talking about them. Both wrestlers get back on their feet again. And Aaron and Cerberus are now fighting their way up the aisle again!!! They are going back where they started this match off!!! Aaron now with a right hand, but Ceberus counters it with a big hard one of his one. The two make it up to the top off the ramp now. And on top we see that its turned into a slobberknocker. Aaron with a couple of right hands now, but Cerberus counters with some of his own. It is remarkable what we are seeing!!!......Cerberus now with a right hand, but Aaron ducks it, goes down on his knees, picks up the steelchair that was still laying there. Aaron gets back up and he swings it and ...WHAMMMMMM!!!!....NAILS CERBERUS RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IT!!!....

DT: And this time Cerberus goes out like a candle. Cerberus falls down to the ramp and Aaron picks him up now. He grabs Cerberus and he signals....ooooh God!!! He signals for the CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!.....HE SETS CERBERUS UP AND ......YESSSSS!!!!.....HE HIT THE CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER ON CERBERUS ON THE TOP OFF THE RAMP!!!.....We have an Extreme Champ.......But what is Gold doing??? He's not going for the cover!!!......Instead he walks back to the ring.....What is he gonna do????......Aaron Gold is walking back to the ring!!

ND: He reaches the ring and from under it he pulls out a table. He takes the table and he takes it to the top off the ramp. On the top he sets up the table and he lays Cerberus on top off the table!!! OHHHH MY GODD!!!!....WHAT IS HE GONNA DO!!!!.........Aaron Gold then disappears behind the curtains for a short moment, but a couple of seconds later he comes out again and he got a ladder with him!!! A big ladder!!!....Aaron Gold sets up the ladder on the ramp and he starts to climb it!!!....Gold reaches the top off the ladder and under him we see that Cerberus is still laying on that table!!!..

DT: Gold signals for his GOLDRUSH!!!!....GOLD THEN DIVES OFF THE TOP OFF THE LADDER, BUT .......OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.....CERBERUS ROLLED OFF THE TABLE JUST IN TIME AND GOLD FLIES THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF!!!! HE HIT HIS FROGSPLASH AND WENT THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF!!!...GOOD GODD!!!!....AND GOLD IS OUT NOW!!!!.....Gold is layed out in whats left off that table. And now it is Cerberus who crawls back up to his feet. He crawls up and he moves over to the ladder and starts to climb it!!....Cerberus moves up to the top now. He gets on the top, faces Gold and

ND: ......DOOMSDAY OFF THE TOP OFF THE LADDER ON AARON GOLD!!! AND HE HIT IT!!!........CERBERUS NOW SLOWLY ROLLS GOLD ON HIS BACK AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER AND. ...............1............................................................................2..........................................................................3............HE WINS!!! CERBERUS WINS IT AND IS THE EXTREME CHAMPION!!!

(Cerberus gets up from the ramp and gets on his feet and raises his hands in the air. The crowd cheers him on after that big win. But then all of a sudden Scott Monroe appears from behind the curtains).

(Monroe attacks Cerberus from behind and knocks him to the ground. Racheal quickly comes up and hands Monroe a chair and Monroe begins to assualt Cerberus. Monroe then pulls him up and hooks in Deicide, driving him down onto the chair. Monroe then reaches behind him and pulls the twisted blade from behind his back again. But then we see that Corvik, Exile and MacBeth come out and quickly restrains Monroe as he struggles trying to get to Cerberus. They let Cerberus go and The Royal Family escorts Monroe out of ringside).

Strait: Remember the history behind that title, boy. You wont ever live up to the lofty heights I brought that gold up to.... I swear to God, if you shit on that title like Cable or Ex-Terminator did, I'll end your f#ckin career. Later.

(Strait simply walks off).

(Commercials).

Pilchard: You got to change your mind, Blade!! Mike!! You just have to!!

(But Blade just walks out).

Pilchard: Dammit, I need to talk to Eric about this!!

(Fade out).

DT: Welcome back folks and you are right in time. Because right now it is time for the match between Corvik and Dangerous. Two great wrestlers in the EWCL. One part of the Royal Family and the other one just started a new alliance with The Punisher.

ND: Yep the Canadian Superstar and Punisher looked good last week in the tagtournament. But they lost to Corvik and MacBeth so now it is Dangerous and Corvik in a singles match. Whats it gonna be this time?

DT: We'll find out soon enough.

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party plays over the PA system and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out from the back. The crowd cheers him on and Dangerous makes his way to the ring. He is wearing a "Punisher Rules" shirt and he points to it all the way to the ring. Dangerous reaches the ring and slides in).

(Perfection or vanity by Dimmu Borgir starts to blare over the speakers and Sean Corvik comes out. The new tagchamp slowly makes his way to the ring. He reaches it and uses the ringsteps to enter it).

DING DING DING.

DT: Its on and Dangerous and Corvik start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. After about 10 seconds they finally lock up. And its Corvik who knees Dangerous into the midsection. Corvik follows that up with a few hits to the head and he then sends Dangerous into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and he leapfrogs over Corvik. He comes off the other ropes, but ooooohh INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!.....HOLY SHITT!!!!!....Insanity's Embrace this early in the match!!!...Corvik with his superkick and he hit Dangerous right in the face with it!!

ND: Dangerous is layed out and Corvik now and he hooks in a standing figure four leglock!!! And Dangerous is in severe pain!! He screams it out and the referee is near him and checks if he wants to want to tap out. But Dangerous shakes his head, he's not gonna tap out!! Instead Dangerous is trying to reach for the ropes....He drags himself over closer to the ropes and .....and.......yess.....Dangerous manages to reach them and the referee makes Corvik break the figure four!! Dangerous is hanging into the ropes now, but Corvik is not granting him anytime and he comes in and he kicks him to the back off the head.

DT: Corvik then grabs Dangerous by the head and he sweeps the left leg and Dangerous falls down to the mat. That left leg has been hurt by that figure four. Dangerous now crawls back to his feet again and he moves over to the ropes, but he's limping. That left leg is definately hurt. Corvik moves in on Dangerous and turns him around and chops him to the chest. He then sends Dangerouns into the ropes and when he comes off he does a forward rolling leg scissor takedown!!! Again on that left leg!!! Corvik with some scientific wrestling!!

ND: Corvik now back on his feet and he grabs Dangerous and he kicks him into the left leg a couple of times. He then lifts Dangerous up and does a hanging suplex!!! Corvik looks to be in great shape here!! He goes for the cover, .....1........................................................2......................but Dangerous kicks out. Corvik drags Dangerous back on his feet again. He throws him into a corner and Dangerous goes in backfirst. Corvik follows in hot pursuit, but ooooh Dangerous sticks out his elbow and Corvik flies facefirst into it!!!....Corvik staggers backwards a bit and Dangerous moves in on him, lifts him up and does his SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!

DT: Dangerous picks Corvik up and he chops him to the chest. He follows that up with throwing his opponent into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Dangerous with a belly to belly suplex!!! Dangerous for the cover, .....1.........................................................................2........................but a kickout. Dangerous gets back to his feet and he checks his leg. He then picks Corvik up and throws him into the ropes agian. Corvik comes off and Dangerous goes for a roundhouse kick, but ooooh Corvik grabs a hold of the leg and ...HE ELBOWS THE KNEE OF THAT LEFT LEFT AND DANGEROUS GOES DOWN TO THE MAT IN SEVERE PAIN!!

ND: He could have broken Dangerous his leg with an action like that. But it looks like Corvik doesn't even care about that. Dangerous is on the mat now and he checks his leg. Dangerous crawls over to the ropes and he uses the ropes to get back on his feet. He is back up and ....what????.....What is Dangerous doing??....I think he has seen The Karate Kid one time too many!!!...He stands there in the ring with his arms up and one leg in the air....Corvik smiles and charges in on him, but oooooohhhh Dangerous kicks Corvik in the face with the other leg!!! RALPH MACCHIO RULES!!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Corvik stumbles backwards and Dangerous now charges in on him and ...SPEARS HIM TO THE CANVAS!!!.....Corvik is down and Dangerous lands on him and now furiously hands out fists to the head....punch after punch is handed out by Dangerous. Dangerous gets up and he picks Corvik up and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Dangerous climbs on aswell and he grabs Corvik and .....SUPERPLEX!!!....OH GOD!!!!...Great move by Dangerous!!!.....And he now rolls himself on top off Corvik.....is this it??......1..............................................................2...........................but Corvik kicks out!!...The tagchampion is still in this one.

ND: Dangerous now grabs Corvik by the head and he sends him into the ropes and when he comes off Dangerous hits him with a knee to the midsection. Dangerous then throws Corvik into the ropes again, but this time Corvik holds on to the ropes. Dangerous moves in, but Corvik ducks and backdrops Dangerous. But Dangerous lands on the apron. He turns Corvik around and he goes for a sunset flip!! Dangerous for the cover, ....1...................................................2.......................but Corvik kicks out of it. Dangerous gets back up and he takes Corvik and irish whips him, but Corvik reverses the whip and throws Dangerous into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Corvik catches him in a sleeper hold!

DT: Dangerous reaches for the ropes right away and Corvik lets go off the submission. But he immediately kicks Dangerous into the midsection and follows that up with a shouldertackle. Corvik then rolls to the outside and from the outside he grabs Dangerous his left leg and he drags it over to the ringpost....He swings the left leg and ...WHAMMMMMM....he bashes the leg into the steel ringpost!! OOoooh that must hurt really bad. That leg already was damaged alot, now this makes it even worse. And Corvik does it for a second time!! Whammmmm....he swings Dangerous his leg into the ringpost!!!....Man!!

ND: Corvik then drags Dangerous out of the ring. He picks him up and he irish whips Dangerous into the security guardrail. Dangerous goes in backfirst and Corvik charges in, but oooooh Dangerous counters by backdropping Corvik over the guardrail into the crowd. Dangerous then limps back over to the apron and rolls back in the ring again. Whats he gonna do? Is he gonna do some crazy move or? No, Dangerous is just taking the time to recover a bit and check on his leg. Meanwhile we see that Corvik moved back up and he now climbs back over the guardrail to ringside. Corvik makes it to the apron, but ooooooh at that moment Dangerous goes to the ropes and does a baseball slide and hits Corvik in the face!!! And Corvik goes down to the concrete!!

DT: Dangerous then grabs the ropes and he slingshots himself over the toprope and he does a legdrop on Corvik!!! BUT OOOOOH HE HITS IT, BUT HE HIT IT WITH HIS INJURED LEFT LEG AND THAT ALSO DID ALOT OF DAMAGE TO DANGEROUS!!! But man what a move!!! Now after about 8 seconds its even Corvik who is the first to get back up again. He gets up and he pulls Dangerous to his feet and he rolls him back in the ring again. Corvik follows in after and he takes Dangerous and he lifts him up and .....THEOPHANY!!!....Death valley driver into a pin!!!.......1...............................................................2............................................but Dangerous with a kickout. That was close!!

ND: Corvik grabs Dangerous by the hair and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Corvik climbs on aswell and he grabs Dangerous. But Dangerous counters and he nails Corvik in the head with a big right hand and Corvik falls off the toprope to the mat!!!.....And Dangerous stands on top and ...HE DIVES OFF FOR A CROSS BODY.....BUT CORVIK LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!! .....And Dangerous goes right into the knees!!!.....Corvik picks Dangerous up and he bodyslamms him to the mat. He then goes over to the corner and starts to climb it again. He gets to the top and .....DIVING HEADBUTT OFF THE TOP ON DANGEROUS!!!

DT: OOOH MY GODDDD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!??!?! He could have broken his own neck with a move like that!!! But he hit Dangerous hard!!! And Corvik now slowly puts his arm over Dangerous to make the cover, ...........1..........................................................................2.....................................but a kickout!!! I can't believe it!!!....And Corvik climbs to his feet and shakes his head or is he just checking if his neck is still allright? Could be that too. Anyway, Corvik picks Dangerous up from the mat and throws him in the ropes. Dangerous comes off and ...HE GOES FOR A CRUXIFIXION!!....The cover, ......1.........................................2............................but a kickout!!! ....

ND: Corvik and Dangerous get back up and they both go into the ropes. They both come off and Dangerous with a kick to the midsection, but Corvik grabs a hold of the leg and ...CLOTHESLINES DANGEROUS TO THE MAT!!!.. Corvik then rolls up Dangerous and he grabs him by the tights and. .........1..............................................................................2.....................................................................................3. And CORVIK WINS IT!! HE WON IT BY GRABBING THE TIGHTS!!! DANGEROUS HAS BEEN ROBBED!! BEEN ROBBED!! BEEN ROBBED!!

(slap).

ND: Thank you.

DT: But Corvik won this match, not sure if it was 100% fair, but he did win it!!

Pilchard: Eric, this is bad.

Cazzo: What is it John. I don't have much time right now. I'm busy thinking of crazy matches to put Strait Hate in.

Pilchard: But this is really serious Eric.

Cazzo: What is it?

Pilchard: It concerns Blade.

Cazzo: So what about Blade?

Pilchard: He refuses to join the fight for the EWCL against The Family!!

Cazzo: WHAT??!?! WHY?

Pilchard: He says he got his own reasons for it, but he didn't want to tell those reasons.

Cazzo: Reasons, smeasons. We had a deal again!! Man, he tries to piss me off everytime we have a deal!!

(Cazzo then gets up from his chair and we see him leaving his office).

(Commercials).

Cazzo: BLADE....YOU"VE GOT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE FAMILY!!! YOU GOT TO!!

(Blade only stares to the ground).

Cazzo: OR ELSE!!

(Blade then calmly picks up the EWCL title and walks past Cazzo without a word being said).

(Fade out).

DT: Now it is time for the match we all have been waiting for. Blade, Exile and Laps in one ring in a threeway match. Whats it gonna be? What side is Blade gonna take, is he gonna go for his brother or for one of his best friends? Or isn't he gonna choose a side? Coz thats what it looked like earlier on tonight. What is he gonna do?

ND: And what does Exile have up his sleeve? Any more plans or tricks?

DT: We wanna know.

ND: Dammit!!

(Fuck It by Seether hits and the fans immediately get to their feet and boo at the top of their lungs. Exile makes his way out to the ring with a chair in tow. He waves to the audience and panders to their booing causing them to boo more. Exile tosses the chair into the ring and takes the stairs up and under the top rope. He picks up the chair and unfolds it and places it right at the center of the ring. Exile pulls out a mic from his back pocket and sits down in the chair but the fans keep booing).

Exile: Just so you know, I can sit here all night. Im in the main event.

(The fans boo loudly before finally giving in when Exile doesn't react)

Exile: That's better. Now. I do believe that we have a few things to discuss. Ive been hearing a lot of different things backstage. Ive been reading your stupid like internet reports trying to analyze things that you have no idea of. But lets break this down shall we?

I keep hearing oh Poor Exile, poor poor Exile. He lost his title to Scott Monroe. Is there going to be jeliousy in the Royal Family now? Are their egos going to cause it to self-destruct like last time? Is Strait Hate ever going to get laid? Does anyone really care that Jerry Campbell is gone? And are the EWCL fans ever going to take up adult literacy classes? All valid questions. And here are the answers. No, No, YEAH RIGHT! No, and ill speak slowly to the fans. So lets see, here I am, Exile, with no title. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooookay im over it. People! C'mon! You should know me by know. Theres not a damn thing that goes on in this place that I don't either know about or have a hand in. When I came here my first order of business was to make that Universal Title unattainable again. To give it some status again. And I did. But lets face it people, I'm not in my prime anymore, I cant get in the ring like I used to be able to. But there is someone who can, someone who has NO boundries, NO limitations, NO moral conscious, hell in the time hes been here hes even crucified Drake Laps and pulled a knife on Mystic. That's right Im talking about Scott Monroe. Im talking about the most dangerous man in the EWCL and your Universal Champion Scott Monroe, and I couldn't be happier about that. Besides, ive got my own agenda here, my own plans. Several months ago I promised you the end of the EWCL. Then I brought the Royal Family in. And now the EWCL is on borrowed time. It is ceased to amuse me. This little resistance that is being formed backstage will be put to rest faster than Mystic at boy scouts meeting. Now I know that Cazzo has been scrounging around trying to figure out a game plan…and Cazzo…tick tock…tick tock…Youre running out of time my friend. Im not going to sit here on my thumbs all day. You think that the Royal Family has even STARTED yet? Hell no. This is nothing, this is just us having some fun. So I suggest you stop trying to figure out how to stop us and start trying to figure out what your going to do AFTER us. After the EWCL is in ashes, after your company is in ruins, after your wrestlers are unemployed, after we we decide that enough is enough. This single cohesive unit has only one goal in mind and nothing will sway us from that. We are determined to succeed. There is no jeliousy, there is no power struggle, there is only hatred and destruction. This is your SECOND WARNING NOW. Couple of you have felt our pain, that is just the beginning. Tonight…heh…tonight I initiate plan 2.

(Exile drops the mic and goes over to his corner).

(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat). DING DING DING.

DT: All three men are in the ring now and are ready for the match. But what? Blade climbs through the ropes to the apron now!! Why is he doing that? Laps stares at Blade and he scratches his head. Laps then turns back towards Exile, but ooooh Exile charges in on him and takes him to the mat with a double axe handle smash. Exile jumps on top off Laps and starts to hand out several shots to the head. He then grabs Laps by the head and he starts to ramm Laps his head into the apron, ....1......2......3......4.......5.......6........7........8.........9.........10.... Exile back up and he pulls up Laps and throws him into the ropes.

ND: But Laps comes off and he does a flying headscissors and takes Exile down to the mat. Laps holds on to it and he chokes Exile with his legs. After about 10 seconds he lets go and he picks Exile up by the head. He then sends him into the ropes and, Laps goes for a backdrop....But oooooh Exile counters with a Rocker Dropper and Laps his face goes right into the mat.. Exile turns Laps on his back and goes for the pin now, ......1........................................................2.................but Blade comes in and he breaks the count!!

DT: After doing that Blade moves back on the apron again. Exile gets up and moves over to Blade and says something to him that we can't hear. But Exile isn't aware of Laps who got back on his feet again. Laps comes in from behind and ......HE GERMAN SUPLEXES EXILE TO THE MAT AND HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!.......1......................................................................2............................and Blade comes in again and he breaks the count. This time he stopped Laps!! What is his plan here???....And now Laps goes over to Blade and talks to him. Laps then turns around and at that moment Blade steps into the ring and ....FLYING BULLDOG ON LAPS!!!

ND: Laps to the mat and Blade now with some hard kicks to the back off the head!!! He picks Laps up and sends him into the ropes. He comes off and Blade lifts him up and does a chicken wing suplex!!! Blade for the cover, ......1...................................................................................2...................but now it is Exile who breaks the count!!! Blade back up and he grabs Laps and throws him into the ropes. Laps comes off and he leapfrogs over Blade, but ooooooh Exile was standing behind Blade and he nails Laps in the face with a superkick!!

DT: And Laps went to the canvas hard there!! Real hard!!! He got it right in the face!!! Exile goes for the cover, but his brother Blade pulls him off of Laps right away. Ooooh this could be getting ugly!!

ND: What? Is Jezebelle coming to the ring??

(slap-ouch).

DT: Blade and Exile now are standing in the center of the ring face to face. They stare eachother down and noone is giving in. The two then lock up and Blade gets a hold of Exile and lifts him up, but Exile moves out of it and takes Blade to the mat with an armdrag takedown. He picks Blade up and throws him into the ropes again. But Blade comes off with a flying shouldertackle!!! Blade quickly picks Exile up and goes for a hiptoss, but Exile lands on his feet and does a hiptoss of his own on Blade!!! Exile pulls Blade to his feet now and whips him into the ropes. Blade comes off and .....oooohh Blade overpowers Exile with a spinebuster!!! Exile didn't expect that!!

ND: And Blade now grabs Exile and ....HE DDT'S HIM TO THE MAT!!!.......And if thats not enough he picks him up again and .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade really looking strong here with those moves!!!!.......Exile is out and Blade drags him to the ropes and places him under the bottom rope and chokes him by putting his boot on the ropes!!! The referee tries to make Blade stop, but well thats not gonna stop him!!! But Blade now breaks it up out of his own. He pulls Exile to his feet and he waistlocks him and goes for a german suplex. But at that moment Laps gets back up and he runs towards them and ...HE DROPKICKS EXILE INTO THE CHEST AND BOTH EXILE AND BLADE GO DOWN TO THE MAT!!!

DT: What a move!!! Laps picks Blade up and ....HURRICANRANA!!!.....OOoooh Boy!!!! .....Laps then picks Exile up and .....HE ALSO GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA!!!....BUT OOOOOH EXILE COUNTERS IT IN TIME AND TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB!!!! And Exile for the cover, .......1......................................................................2.................................but a kickout. Exile grabs Laps by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!! Laps lands on his back and Exile turns back towards his brother.

ND: Exile moves over to Blade and he picks him up and sends him in the ropes. Blade comes off and Exile with a belly to belly suplex!!! That looked impressive. Exile then turns Blade around and he hooks in a Boston crab!!!......And Blade in pain!!!......The referee checks on him, but Blade is not making a sound and he absolutely is not gonna tap out here!!! Blade now tries to move up!! But its too difficult!! Instead he now tries to reach for the ropes. He reaches out but the ropes are still too far away. He crawls over a bit and ...he manages to grab the ropes.

DT: Exile lets go and he picks up Blade and throws him backfirst into the corner. Exile follows in after and he splashes on top off Blade. He then lifts Blade on the topturnbuckle and climbs on after aswell. He gets on top too, but Blade with a shot to the head and ....A TORNADO DDT OFF THE TOPROPE!!!....What a move by Blade!!!.....And Blade for the cover, .......1...........................................................................2.................................but Exile kicks out of it!!! Blade then takes Exile and he lifts him up and ramms his head 5 times into the topturnbuckle.

ND: After doing that he throws Exile into the ropes. Exile comes off and Blade takes him to the ground with a big boot!!! Exile is flat out and Blade for the cover once more, ......1........................................................2.....................but Exile with another kickout. Blade then picks Exile up again and he hands out a right hand. The two then start to hand out fists back and forth. And at that moment Laps is back in the ring and he climbs the topturnbuckle. And Laps dives off and ...CROSS BODYBLOCK ON BOTH BLADE AND EXILE!!! And both the Lemke brothers go down to the canvas!!!

DT: Laps for the pin on Exile, .....1.........................................................2...............but Exile kicks out. Laps then for the cover on Blade, ......1.................................................................2...........but Blade also with a kickout. Laps then picks up both Blade and Exile by the head and he wants to ramm both of their heads into eachother!!! But before he can do that, both Exile and Blade block it and together they kick Laps into the midsection. And they follow that up with a double suplex that sends Laps to the mat!!! Blade and Exile get back up and they stare at eachother again!!!

ND: While Laps is out the Lemke brothers are having a staring contest. They are wasting precious time here!!! Coz while they are staring at eachother, it is Drake Laps who is getting back on his feet again. And Laps rolls to the outside and from under the ring he grabs two steelchairs. He takes them and slides back in the ring again. He then goes over to one corner and he places one chair between the top and second rope and he places the other chair between the second and bottom rope!! Laps then heads up towards Exile and he turns him around, kicks him into the gut and irish whips him!! But Exile manages to reverse the whip and Laps flies into that corner and into those steelchairs chestfirst!!!

DT: Oooooh that must have hit him hard!!! Laps moved out of that corner and he stumbles backwards. Exile then moves over to the corner and he grabs one of the two chairs and ....HE THROWS THE CHAIR TOWARDS BLADE!!!......Exile then takes the other chair and brings it over to the center of the ring. Exile looks at Blade and then looks in the direction of Laps!!! Exile then swings and ....WHAMMMMMM....HE NAILS LAPS IN THE HEAD WITH THE STEELCHAIR!!!.....And Laps goes down to one knee!!!....Exile looks at Blade and now Blade swings the chair and ....WHAMMMMMMM....He also nails Laps with the chair and Laps goes down to the mat!!

ND: Oh poor Laps!!! Exile and Blade then circle eachother and ....AT THE SAME MOMENT THEY BOTH SWING THE CHAIR AND ....THEY HIT EACHOTHER WITH THE CHAIR AND BOTH MEN GO DOWN TO THE MAT!!!.....OHHH BOY!!!!!....The referee checks on both of them, but after about 10 seconds both men start to get back on their feet again.

(But at that moment we see MacBeth and Jezebelle coming out from the back and make it to the ring).

DT: What do these two want? They're not booked here tonight!

ND: Exile now grabs Blade by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Exile grabs Blade for his OUTCAST, but oooooh Blade pushes Exile into the ropes and when Exile comes off Blade kicks him into the gut and .....DEATHS EMBRACE ON EXILE!!!!.......BLADE GOES FOR THE COVER, ..........1...............................................................................2...............but MacBeth then comes in the ring and he breaks the count!!! .......AND THE REFEREE SEES IT AND HE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!

DING DING DING. Jay Blue: The winner of this match by DQ is BLADE!!!

ND: Boy, what a disappointing ending!!! WHO BOOKED THIS!?!?!?!

DT: But look!!! MacBeth rolls back out of the ring and he and Jezebelle now split up and they circle the ring all the while heading towards Kelly Laps. MacBeth moves up to Kelly and she frantically walks away, but she crashes right into Jezebelle!! MacBeth then goes back in the ring and he picks up Laps and he whips him into the ropes. Laps comes off and MacBeth trips him and Laps goes down to the mat!!

ND: On the outside Jezebelle is taking down Kelly and the two of them are having a catfight!! WOOOOHOOHHH CATFIGHT!! MY MONEY IS ON JEZEBELLE, well as long as she doesn't piss on Kelly. Drake Laps rolls out of the ring and he goes over to Jezebelle and he grabs her by the hair!! But MacBeth comes up from behind Laps now and....HE SUPERKICKS HIM TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD!!! Good God!!

(Kelly tries to get up but Ash comes through the crowd and over the guardrail and holds her. MacBeth begins working over Laps until he gets him on the Spanish announce table).

ND: MacBeth climbs on the table aswell and he picks Laps up and ....DEICIDE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HOLY SHITTTTT!!!

(MacBeth finally gets back up again and he grabs Kelly and he kisses her hand as she looks disgusted before he pie faces her so she lands hard on her ass next to her unconscious husband).

DT: Man those Royal Family members are cruel!! They are a bunch of bastards!!

ND: But hey I want my money!!

DT: What?

ND: Remember I bet on Jezebelle!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: What an ending of this night!! Oh my Godd!!! And next week we have the PPV!!! And its gonna be something huge!! I can tell you that!!

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The crowd boos, but he doesn't seem to care about it. Cazzo makes it to the ring and he enters it. He then takes a mic out of his pocket and starts to talk).

Cazzo: What a night huh. Finally a night in which I didn't get beat up. So all in all a good night.

(The crowd boos).

Cazzo: But I am here for only one reason. I am here to announce a few matches for next weeks PPV called "EWCL FAMILY VALUES PART 2"!!

(The crowd cheers).

Cazzo: Here are some of the matches sofar scheduled: (Changes can still be made)

Scott Monroe(c) vs. Cerberus(c) - Universal Title Match

Blade(c) vs. Exile - EWCL Title

Sean Corvik vs. "The" Nick Dangerous - Cage match

MacBeth vs. Drake Laps - Ladder Match

Strait Hate vs. Aaron Gold vs. Stephen Jackson vs. Sean Orion vs. Xavier "Eleven" Byrne- Extreme Rules match

Joey Gold vs. "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez - Prime Time Title

Michael "Switch" McCormick vs. Dark Angel

Cazzo: Thank you.