Date: 10th November 2002
Place: New Orleans, Louisiana
Arena: Superdome
EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…
Wrestling
….DEICIDE.....Death's Embrace .........Outcast ........Darkest Hour .........Doomsday..........Final Atonement .........Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... ........Gold Star......NC-17... GoldDigger.....…Landfall...
Championship
...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…
League
…Scott Monroe .......Blade ........Joey Gold........Cerberus ..........Sean Corvik ........MacBeth ..........Exile… ....Drake Laps….......Nick Dangerous ....Aaron Gold.....Stephen Jackson.......Strait Hate.
Insurgence …Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…
…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…
Neil Down: But don't forget what Scott Monroe and MacBeth did. And also what Exile did to Blade after their match. Thats no chicken shit.
DT: Hey, I learned to take everything in a positive way and when I see that on one night both Corvik and Exile lose, then I take that as a good sign.
ND: Oh Thornton, when will you ever grow up and be realistic about the world.
DT: ...uhm...Down, by the way. Did you pay that fine yet?
ND: .....Fine? ......What ...uhm....fine?
DT: You know what fine I am talking about. The fine you received after last weeks show coz of your bad language.
ND: Did I get that fine? ....Oh...I thought Pilchard got it!!
(slap-ouch).
DT: Nooo, you got it you fool!
ND: So does that mean that I can't say anything bad tonight?
DT: Sort of.
ND: Well, then I better go home I guess. What is Neil Down with his bad language? Nothing is left of him then.
DT: You could be right about that.
ND: You know what. Screw the staff, screw the fines. I'm just gonna be Neil Down and who doesn't like it can kiss my ASSS!!!
DT: *cough* 100 dollar fine there *cough*
ND: .....
DT: Ok, on tonights show we have a special main event. We have a handicap match between Strait Hate against the entire Royal Family. Thats gonna be something. Can the hardcore maniac come out alive? Thats what we all want to know here.
ND: What a match, what a sick match.
DT: Yeah and he got Cazzo to thank for that.
ND: Furthermore we are gonna see Scott Monroe and MacBeth of the Family in action in another match as they take on Cerberus and his brother Ex-Terminator. Cerberus really eager to get back at Monroe after he cruxified last week.
DT: But Monroe really wants to get his hands on Ex-Terminator after he threw him off the stage. So all in all its gonna be a hectic match.
ND: Sure thing.
DT: Other matches we are gonna see are the ones between Blade and Stephen Jackson, the one between Nick Dangerous and Sean Orion. A Prime Time Title match between Joey Gold and Xavier Byrne and to start off we have "Mr. Showtime" Drew Ronning taking on "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez.
ND: Not sure what to think of this match actually. Its gonna be the first time we see Drew Ronning in the ring and well his opponent hasn't been doing as good as when he started off in the EWCL.
DT: True. Marquez started out real impressive and even won the Prime Time Title in a few weeks time. But he then lost two weeks in a row to Joey Gold. Is Thuglife able to get back in the game and pace up? We'll find out soon enough.
(One mic by Nas starts to play and "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez comes walking out from the back. He has lost his momentum a bit and the crowd doesn't really give him a big reaction. Marquez makes it to the ring and he slides in and gets ready for his match).
(Simon Says by Pharoah begins to blare over the pa system and "Mr. Showtime" Drew Ronning comes out from behind the curtains. the 25 year old highflyer claps in his hands and then runs down the ramp to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).
Ding ding ding.
DT: The bell has rung and Ronning and Thuglife start to circle eachother. After about 5 seconds they tie up and it is Thuglife who gets his opponent in a side headlock. He throws Ronning into the ropes and when he comes off, Thuglife takes him down with a shoulderblock. But Ronning gets up to his feet quickly and he bounces into the ropes, comes off, but Thuglife counters with an armdrag takedown!! Thuglife picks Ronning up by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Mr. Showtime comes off and ....he jumps on Thuglifes shoulders and executes a flying headscissors!!
ND: Thuglife goes down to the mat and Ronning gets up and he follows it up with a standing moonsault!! He goes for the early cover now, .....1...........................................................2..................but a kickout by the former Prime Time Champion. Dronning gets a good response from the crowd now as he grabs Marquez by the head. He hands out a few shots to the head and he then irish whips him into the corner. Marquez flies in backfirst and Ronning charges in on him and splashes on top off his opponent!!
DT: Oooh what a splahs!! I never seen anyone jump up that high for a splash!! ......Ronning now grabs Marquez by the arm and he irish whips him and he goes into the opposite corner!! Once again Thuglife goes in hard backfirst!!! How much more can he take?!? ....Drew Ronning claps his hands and he charges in on the corner again, but this time Thuglife is able to move out of the way in the last moment!! And Ronning collides chest first into the corner!! Thuglife moves back up and he rushes in and ....he dropkicks Ronning to the back while he was still hanging in the corner!!
DT: Thuglife turns Ronning around and he slaps him into the face. He then lifts him up and on the topturnbuckle. Thuglife climbs on aswell, but Ronning reacts by knocking Thuglife in the head with a forearm. AND RONNING FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A TORNADO DDT OFF THE TOPROPE!!!....And Thuglife goes hard to the canvas. Ronning for the cover, .......1.............................................................2.........................but a kickout. That was close. The new guy almost had the win here. Ronning shakes his head, but he then picks Thuglife up and he irish whips him.
ND: But Marquez reverses the irish whip and Ronning goes into the ropes himself. Mr. Showtime comes off them and Thuglife goes for a backbody drop........but Ronning saw it coming and he counters with a Rocker Dropper!!! And Thuglifes face goes hard into the mat!!! Ronning jumps up and he does a legdrop to the back of his opponents head!! He turns him around and goes for another cover attempt, ........1.................................................................2...................................but another kickout by Marquez. He might be on his top of his game, but he is not giving up easily.
DT: Ronning shakes his head again and he picks Thuglife up and chops him hard to the chest. Ronning then grabs his opponent by the head and does a snappmare. He quickly pulls Thuglife to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Thuglife comes off and he slides through Ronnings legs, gets up behind him and delivers a reverse DDT!!! Holy shit!!! And Ronning goes down and Thuglife for the cover, ......1...................................................2......................but Ronning with a kickout. Thuglife almost turned this match around 360 degrees here. He now grabs Ronning and he shoves him chestfirst into a corner!!
ND: Thuglife moves over to the corner and he lifts Ronning up and places him on the topturnbuckle!! Ronning is facing the crowd and Thuglife now climbs on the toprope aswell but he faces the ring. He grabs Ronning and he wants to do a SPLASH MOUNTAIN OFF THE TOPROPE!!!.....HE DOES IT ....AND......BUT......OOOOOOH.....DREW RONNING TURNS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.......WHAT A REVEARSAL!!!....UNBELIEVABLE!!!......And Thuglife is layed out now!!!!...What a move!!
DT: Ronning goes back to the corner now and he climbs to the toprope. He stands on the topturnbuckle and .....HE DIVES OFF FOR THE RATINGS BOOSTER!!! .....AND HE HITS IT!!......He hits the five star frogsplash on Thuglife. Mr. Showtime hooks the leg and he goes for the cover and. ...................1...................................................................2...............................................3.....And he wins it!! Drew Ronning beats Shaun Marquez on his debut. Thats quite an achievement!!
(Commercials).
(Silence fills the arena as the scene slowly fades in outside of the Superdome).
And it all comes down, when I come down.
And it hits the ground and we all fall down.
Like a disease ~ Lollipop Lust Kill
(The bowls of the Superdome, an area of darkness, devoid of light for the simple reason that things go on in places that would seem open at all times. The deals that are made, the actions that are taken. Everyone knows that this city is nothing more than a cesspool, yet it created one of the most feard and frightening wrestlers ever to step foot into the E.W.C.L., it created Scott Monroe. Now in his hometown, there was no flight for himself or for his best friend, MacBeth, instead they spent their time doing other things. Things that would obviously shake their opponents tonight to their very cores. A flash burst across the screen as light slowly begins to tear through the darkness, yet it is just as quickly swallowed whole. Another shaft of light, quickly destroyed again. The cold dark engulfs the light, despite the fact that it begs to tear through, despite the fact that it fights with everything that it is to exist in the darkness, to wipe away its foe).
"You know something, every week there is someone who wants to make a name for themselves at my expense, each week there is someone who wants to step forth from the shadows and proclaim themselves my superior. The man who will defeat me, the man who will destroy me. They wish to invoke fear within me, they wish to rise from the pit in which they exist and drive themselves through the darkness that seeps from within me. They wish not to save, but to destroy everything that I am. They wish to see me for what I really am. Yet what I am to differant people is indeed differant things. To MacBeth, I am the only person in the world who can understand him. To Sean Corvik, I am the embodiment of one of his best friends. To Chris Lemmke I am the man that he will help to mold into the beast that will destroy this federation..and to Racheal..to Racheal I am the man she would spend the rest of her life with."
(The darkness shatters away, the light finally tearing completely through and pusing itself inside. Racheal steps forward, the Universal championship strapped around her petite waist. Her body is adorned in a black sheer shirt, with a black spaghetti strap shirt beneath. A pair of blue jeans slides down her slender legs and falls over a pair of mid-knee black boots. She stares forward for a moment, as if transfixed by the light that stands before her. Slowly her thin lips part as she begins to speak).
"Your fate has yet to come because this nightmare's just begun."
(The light slowly fills the room, Scott Monroe crouching behind her upon the rungs of a metal ladder that hangs from the ceiling. Slowly he lets his feet fall to the ground, as if for an instant he is floating through the air. Landing softly, Monroe then steps forward and places his hands upon Racheals shoulders. She closes her eyes as she leans back, letting herself fall into him. Monroe holds her aloft, just as he has done for so many others. She reaches up slowly and wraps her arms around the back of his neck, he responds by gently presing his lips to hers, then looking up slowly, his black and silver eyes piercing through all those who are entranced by his vision).
"Once again we shall walk that road, except this time, this time the road is in my very own backyard. This time the road runs before the apartment that we share, the road leads right to my front door. Cerberus and Ex-Terminator believe that they'll be able to walk this road, that they'll be able to conquer the nightmare that I have in store for them, yet they cannot even begin to comprehend what I have in store for them. They have no idea what I am willing and capable of doing to ensure victory for my team tonight. They have no idea what MacBeth is willing to do to make sure that we do not faulter in our own hometown. Cerberus, Ex-Terminator, the Robero brothers who believe that they will find salvation in our destruction. How delightful it is to see them struggle, how wonderful it is to lead them to pain. Imagine my canvas, if you will, the perfect portrait of hell on earth. Now realize that I intend to paint that portrait tonight, using their crimson as my oils and my hands as the brush. They thought that because I was willing to smash a piece of stone that I was horrible? That thought that I stepped forth and proved my power? That I was trying to show them something? Tonight MacBeth and I shall show them something, tonight we shall show them that they should not have elected the way of pain as a road. That they should have simply walked away, walk away now if you can, because after tonight, I intend to see to it that you won't walk again."
"I'm abandoned, left here stranded. Now your fate has been commanded "
(With that the darkness slowly begins to fade in over the scene, almost as if Monroe allowed the light to linger long enough to say his peace, then simply decided to remove it from the scene at his very own whim. The man who controls the darkness is indeed a powerful man, but the man who controls the mind is even more so. Tonight they will understand his pain, tonight they will find that their time has come to an end. Tonight they will sit back and hear nothing, they will learn to enjoy it).
(Enjoy the silence).
(Fade to black).
ND: Oh God!! I wouldn't want to be Cerberus or Ex-Terminator right now.
DT: I know. Monroe is on a mission and I wouldn't want to be his target.
ND: ...
DT: But right now it is time for our next match. And this upcoming match is for the Prime Time Title. Joey Gold, the current champion is gonna take on Xavier Byrne. Gold has impressed us all lately. Two weeks ago he won the Prime Time Title by defeating Shaun Marquez and last week he defeated him again in a rematch.
ND: So you can say that Joey Gold is real confident and he is gonna do everything to keep this title in the Gold family. Especially now that his brother Aaron will be absent for awhile with that neck injury that he suffered last week in the Extreme Rules match with Strait Hate.
DT: And Xavier Byrne also was in that match. Xavier could have gotten win, but the "Perfect Team" started to double team on him. But anyway, his good performance got him this title shot.
(Enter Sandman starts to play and Xavier Byrne comes out from the back. The wrestlers formally known as Eleven steps down the ramp and makes his way to ringside. He climbs in the ring and focusses on his match).
(Brainstew/Jaded by Green Day starts to play and Joey Gold comes walking out from the back. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Joey Gold got the Prime Time Title around his waist and with big steps the highflyer walks to the ring. He hands the title over to the ring announcer and he then slides into the ring).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Byrne and Gold start to circle eachother and after a couple of seconds they tie up. Byrne goes for a hammerlock, but Gold counters with some elbows to the head and Byrne lets go off the hold. The two then lock up for a second time and this time it is Gold who waistlocks Byrne. Now Byrne goes for an elbow, but Gold ducks it and he takes Byrne to the ground!! Byrne and Gold both get back on their feet again and they both go into the ropes. Byrne comes off and Gold goes flat on the mat and Byrne steps over him and goes back into the ropes.
ND: Byrne comes off and this he leapfrogs over Gold. Byrne comes off the ropes once again and this time he jumps on the second rope, uses it as a springboard and comes off them, but oooooh Gold grabs Byrne and turns it into an armdrag takedown!! Great anticipated by Gold!! Gold picks Byrne up and he sends him into the ropes. Byrne comes off and Joey Gold with a running dropkick right into Byrne's face. Byrne goes down and Gold going for the cover, ......1.............................................................2..........but a kickout by the 17 year old.
DT: Gold now grabs Byrne and he kicks him into the midsection. He then irish whips Byrne into a corner....Byrne goes in, but he jumps on the toprope and does a moonsault and he lands behind Gold on his feet!! He then charges in on Gold and he clotheslines him to the back and Gold goes facefirst into the topturnbuckle!! Byrne grabs Gold from behind and he german suplexes him to the mat!! He holds on to it and goes for the pin, ....................1...............................................................2........but the champion manages to kick out of it!!
ND: Byrne up again and he lifts Gold up and irish whips him, but Gold reverses the whip and Byrne goes into the ropes himself. He comes off, but ooooh he counters with a spinning heelkick that takes Gold to the mat!! Byrne into the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop on his opponent, followed by another cover, .....1...............................................................2..................................kickout!! Joey Gold kicks out again and is still in this match!! Byrne picks Gold up and he sends him into the ropes, but Gold holds on to the ropes this time!! Byrne moves over to grab Gold, but oooooooh Gold counters with his GOLDNERANA!!! AND HE HURRICANRANA'S BYRNE OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!
DT: HOLY SHIT!!!.....Byrne went down to the concrete and Joey Gold gets alot of applause from the crowd. Gold then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and .....HE LEAPS OVER THE TOPROPE FOR A SUICIDE DIVE AND HE LANDS ON BYRNE!!! ..OOOOH MAN!!!...And both men are now knocked out on the outside floor!! What a dive there by Gold!! But he sure got the approval from the crowd with that move!!!....Now after about 10 seconds, we see that Gold is the first one to get to his feet. He grabs Byrne by the head and he throws him backfirst into the guardrail. Gold then charges in after, but ooooooh Byrne backdrops the champion over the guardrail into the crowd!!
ND: He really went into the crowd!! I think he landed on the lap of a girl!!! Too bad he didn't fall face first into her lap!!
(slap-ouch).
DT: Watch your language Down!
ND: I didn't say anything vulgar, now did I?
DT: Not directly, but you implied something.
ND: ...
DT: Anyway, Byrne gets back to the apron and he climbs on it. He looks behind him and sees that Gold is still laying in the crowd. Byrne then jumps up and .....ASAI MOONSAULT INTO THE CROWD ON GOLD!!!....WHAT A RISKY MOVE BY BYRNE!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.....And he landed on Gold!! Its a good thing that Gold wasn't laying on that persons lap anymore!! ....Fact is though that both Gold and Byrne are out again. However Byrne is moving and he gets up and he drags Gold over to the guardrail and throws him back to ringside. He then climbs over aswell and he rolls Gold back in the ring and moves in.
ND: Byrne picks up Gold and he sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and .....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!...THEY TOOK EACHOTHER OUT!!!....And for the third time in this match, both wrestlers are layed out at the same time!!!.... But hey whats that??
DT: We see "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson coming out from the crowd!! He is sneaking up to the ring and .....hey!!...He's not going into the ring, but instead he goes over to ringannouncer Jay Blue and .......HE KNOCKS JAY BLUE FROM BEHIND AND HE THEN SNATCHES THE PRIME TIME TITLEBELT!!!.....STEPHEN JACKSON JUST STOLE THE PRIME TIME TITLEBELT AND DISAPPEARED AGAIN INTO THE CROWD!!
ND: Thats the second time that he stole!! First he stole the Extreme Title and now he stole the Prime Time Title!! Unbelievable!!
DT: Yes, truely remarkable!!
ND: But back to the ring for now. Gold and Byrne are both getting up now. Byrne is the first to get to his feet and he picks up Gold, but ooooooooooooooh .....KNOCKING DA FILLINGS!!!......Gold counters with that great move and Byrne went down!!! ....Gold for the cover now, ..........1....................................................................2...............but Byrne with a kickout!! Gold now grabs his opponent and he lifts him up and bodyslamms him to the mat!! He then pulls Xavier back up again, approaches him from behind and .....FLOATOVER!!!......Oooh yes!! What a bulldog move!!
DT: Yes that looked impressive!!
ND: Gold going for the pin, does he get it??.......1.............................................2...............nooooooo, coz Byrne kicks out of it!!! He kicked out and is still in this match!!! .......Gold is starting to his temper and he slams the mat. He then gets up and grabs Byrne and kicks him into the midsection!! Gold then goes for a DDT, but Byrne blocks it and backdrops Gold to the canvas!!! Byrne takes a deep breath now and he takes Gold and irish whips him.
DT: But Gold reverses and he irish whips Byrne instead. But Byrne moves towards the corner and he jumps on the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and .....HE DOES HIS PATENDED SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE TOPROPE ...AND HE HITS GOLD RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!........And Gold goes down hard to the mat!!!......Byrne gets up and he moves over back to the corner. He climbs to the top and he then waits till Joey Gold gets back to his feet again!! Gold gets up and he is still a bit stunned after that spinning heelkick. He is up and he now turns towards Byrne......AND BYRNE LEAPS OFF THE TOPROPE AND.......RAGNA ROCK!!!!
ND: Byrne hits Gold with his finisher!! He hooks the leg now and. .......1.....................................................................2................................................................3....WE HAVE A NEW PRIME TIME CHAMPION!!!...THE YOUNGEST EVER CHAMPION IN THE EWCL!! What a great achievement by Xavier Byrne!! The 17 year old kid from Toronto, but trained in Scotland!! What a success for him!!!
(Commercials).
DT: Whomever was in the Vehicle has vanished, could they, he be appearing on this show or is this just some bad hoax?
ND: This is the EWCL Dean! WHO KNOWS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!
DT: Well I guess you got a point there....Okay folks I just got word that we are going back to the parking lot once again. Because I hear Exile has arrived in the building. Maybe he is even the guy in the car. But we have a camera on the scene and we are going to go there now.
(The Cazzotron comes to life and Exile hops out of his car. Once his face shows up on the screen the fans immediatly begin to boo him with a thunderous volume. Exile walks around and pops the trunk of his car and pulls out a shovel. Exile notices the cameraman and walks up to him and grabs the cameramans headset and puts it up to his face).
Exile: Hey Dean? Can you hear me?
DT: Uh...yes Exile I can.
Exile: Am I on the screen right now?
DT: Yes you are.
ND: How come he isn't talking to me?
Exile: SHUT UP YOU WASTE OF AIR!
ND: See now i wish he hadn't spoken to me.
(Exile stares into the camera).
Exile: GOOD!! LETS HEAR IT!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!!
(Exile throws the headset at the cameraman).
Exile: You want a story? Follow me.
(Exile takes off down the hallways navagating his way through the building. Exile stops at Prez Cazzo's office door).
Exile: Pit stop.
(Exile swings the shovel and the glass in the door shatters. Exile walks away and Cazzo opens the door and looks around to see what happened. He sees Exile walking away).
Cazzo: Asshole.
(Exile comes to another door. This one says Commissioner on it. Exile opens the door and see John Pilchard sitting at his desk. He looks up to see the intrusion).
Exile: Howdy John. How ya doin?
JP: Im fine Exile. You wanted the week off. Why are you here?
Exile: There's still that handicap match remember. And besides that I just gotta take care of some business.
JP: Oh, so you came to see me? Im flattered. Really.
Exile: You should be Johnny boy. See your pretty high up there on my priority list.
JP: Look, Im a very busy man Exile.
Exile: OH But dont I know that Johnny. After all, I am the IWF Commissioner and before you STOLE my job I was the commish here.
JP: You made your desicions.
(JP stands up and walks over by the door).
JP: Now, if you'll take your leave.
Exile: Not quite yet Johnny.
(Exile twirls the shovel in his hand).
JP: Is that supposed to be more symbolism? How the family is going to bury the EWCL or something mundanly clever like that? The symbolic shovel?
Exile: Johnny, you assume too much. Its not a supposed to represent anything. Its just supposed to hurt.
(Exile slams the shovel into Johns head).
Exile: Alot.
(Exile drops the shovel and walks out and back to his car where he pulls out and leaves the arena).
(Fade to black).
DT: Thats sick!! Thats just sick!! What did John Pilchard do to him?!?
ND: He really is an asshole!!
DT: I hope John is gonna be allright.
ND: I hope so aswell.
DT: But as usual business goes on and it is time for our next match of the evening. The match between Nick Dangerous and Sean Orion. Nick Dangerous one person of the so called "Freedom Fighters". Its not that they name themselves that way, but that name came up last week and Scott Monroe also picked that name up.
ND: Its an appropriate name though.
DT: It is. But right now Dangerous got more on his mind than that. He got Sean Orion to worry about. Orion one part of "The Perfect Team".
ND: Dangerous looking strong after his win over Sean Corvik last week so this can get intresting.
(The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion bounces on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring).
(Orion then asks for a mic and he takes the word).
Sean: Hey Neil, you wanna get into the ring for a second?
(Neil reluctantly stands up from his chair).
Sean: No need to worry, it's nothing too serious.
(Neil slowly gets up from his seat and steps into the ring).
Sean: Neil what's my name?
Neil: Sean Orion?
Sean: No, my full name.
Neil: The "Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion?
(Sean removes the white towel from around his neck and holds it in his hands).
Sean: That's right, well done. So it's not the Pineapple of Perfection?
Neil: No Sean.
Sean: Then why oh why do you insist on getting my name wrong?
Neil: .........well..........I.......
Sean: Think fast Neil....
(Sean spins the towel in his hand before snapping it at Neil Down's nether regions causing Neil to hit the floor hard holding his nuts).
(Sean Orion drops the mic and prepares for his match, while Neil Down rolls out of the ring and goes back to his seat).
(At that moment Fire in the head by The Tea Party begins to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out from the back. The fans cheer him on as he walks to the ring. He greets the fans and he reaches the ring and slides in. He nodds to Orion and to the referee).
Ding ding ding.
DT: You allright Down?
ND: ...*cough* .......*cough*......what ....do ..you think?.....I just got smacked in the nuts hard!!!.....
DT: Yeah, sorry about that man.
ND: ....worse thing is....that I probly can't...perform tonight!!...
(slap-ouch).
DT: Ok, the match has started and Dangerous and Orion lock up. And Orion uses his knee and he knees Dangerous into the gut. Orion then lifts Dangerous up and executes a cobra cluth slam!! Wow, this early in the match a move like that!! And Dangerous had a nasty fall on his neck there!! Orion hooks the leg quickly and goes for the pin, .....1........................................................2............but Dangerous with a kickout. While Dangerous is still down, Orion starts to stomp on him. He mostly stomps him into the midsection and the head!!
ND: Orion then grabs Dangerous and he slams him to the mat and he follows that up with a jumping kneedrop to the head!! God!! ...Sean Orion then goes to the topturnbuckle, climbs on it and .....FIST DROP OFF THE TOPROPE ON DANGEROUS!! And that one hit him hard in the face!!!....Orion for the cover again, ......1.............................................................2...............but Nick with another kickout. The Canadian hangs in there.
DT: Orion grabs Dangerous by the hair and he throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and he ducks the forearm and he then lifts Orion up and ....DOES HIS SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!.....Nick gets up and he grabs Orion and sends him into the ropes. Orion comes off and Nick with an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Two great moves by the former EWCL champion!! And now he goes for the cover, .....1.............................................................2........but Orion kicks out of it this time!! Dangerous crawls back to his feet and he takes Orion and he drags him over to the corner.
ND: He then starts to ramm Orions head into the topturnbuckle, ....1......2....3......4.........5.......6........7........8......9.........10..........Dangerous stops and Orion falls facefirst to the canvas!! Dangerous then jumps on his back and hooks in a cobra clutch submission hold!!!.....Orion in pain, but since he is very close to the ropes, he can grab them after a few seconds!! And the referee makes Dangerous break the submission. Dangerous gets back up and he turns Orion and hands out a big right hand. Orion stumbles backwards and Dangerous charges in and takes him down with a lariat clothesline!!! Dangerous for the cover, but he only gets a two count.
DT: Dangerous pumps himself up and he takes Orion and he whips him into the ropes!! But Orion holds on to the ropes!! Dangerous charges in, but at that moment Orion pulls down the ropes and Dangerous goes over the ropes to the outside!! And he falls hard on the concrete floor!!! Dangerous is out on the outside and in the ring Orion fell down to the mat again after what he had to go throug earlier in this match. Orion is layed out on his back and he is taking some deep breaths.
(We pan over to see a man emerging from the crowd clad in a black robe and a mask with two eye holes and a mouth. The dark figure carries a sledge hammer with him to the ring and stands over Sean Orion.)
ND: WHO COULD THIS BE!?
(All of a sudden, vomit sprays out of the mouth hole into Sean Orions face. The man takes off his mask, dropping the hammer.)
DT: ITS COBY BELTON! And apparently he's still feverish!!!
ND: God, thats disgusting!! What more gonna happen? We get Jezebelle pissing on Mystic, we got Belton throwing up on Orion. Whats next huh?? Are we gonna see Exile shit on Blade?
(slap-ouch).
DT: You know thats gonna be another fine.
(Coby stumbles around and trips over his gound, revealing his Strait Hate boxers and t-shirt. He then rolls out of the ring and faints on the outside.)
ND: .....
DT: While Dangerous is getting back to his feet on the outside, we see that Orion is wiping off his face. The referee hands him over his white towel and Orion uses that to wipe off the vomit off his face!! But you can see that Orion is disgusted aswell. You can see it on the look of his face!! And he didn't even know what struck him at first!!
ND: Yeah well rather get vomit in my face than a sledge hammer!!
DT: Hmm, you could be right about that one though.
ND: Dangerous now rolls back into the ring and he goes over to Orion. He picks him up, but Orion counters with a lowblow!! And Dangerous goes down to his knees. Orion then takes his towel, that well isn't white anymore. And he takes the towel and he wraps it around Dangerous his face and chokes him!! OOOOOH GROCE!!!...........Dangerous gets the vomit of his own son in his face now!! Now thats real disgusting!!!....And Dangerous is struggling and he manages to move out of that choke hold. And with a furious agressive right hand he nails Orion!! And Orion staggers backwards into the ropes.
DT: Orion comes off and Dangerous with a spinebuster!! He lands on top off Orion and he starts to hand out a series of punches!! Right....left....right.....left.....right....left.......Dangerous then gets back up and he grabs Orion and he executes a ..TIGER DRIVER!!!....Nice move by Dangerous!!!......Nick for the cover, ......1................................................................2..................................................but Orion kicks out of it. Dangerous takes Orion immediately up from the canvas and he throws him into the corner!!! Orion goes in backfirst and Dangerous follows in hot pursuit!!
ND: But Orion sticks his elbow out and Dangerous goes hard into that elbow!!! He stumbles backwards and Orion goes to the toprope. And ...HE JUMPS OFF FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH....And that takes Dangerous down to the mat!!!.....Orion for the pin, ...................1................................................................2.........................................but Nick with a late kickout there!! Orion to the toptope once again, but this time he comes off with one of his fist drops!! And he hits it!! The fistdrop from hell, huh!! Orion for another cover attempt, but like before he only gets a two count!!
DT: Orion stays concentrated though and he goes over to Dangerous and picks him up. He then lifts Dangerous up for a suplex and the start of his Trashcompacter!! But Dangerous blocks it!! And ....HE SUPLEXES ORION TO THE MAT HIMSELF!!!......Dangerous then quickly picks up Orion .....AND.......DANGER DRIVER!!!........THIS IS IT!!!.......Orion is out and Dangerous goes for the cover, and. ......................1...............................................................................2...........................................................................3...... Nick Dangerous wins this match!!
ND: The match has ended and Dangerous goes over to Sean Orion and he helps him up to his feet. The two then stare at eachother and they shake hands. Now thats something that you hardly see in a wrestling ring.
DT: Nope, especially not in the EWCL.
(Dangerous and Orion are about to leave the ring but then the arena becomes bathed in darkness...).
(Orion and Dangerous look towards the entrance ramp as words flash across the screen).
Enjoy the silence.
(Scott Monroe slides in from the crowd and spins Sean Orion around, kicking him in the gut and quickly hooking in DEICIDE. Monroe drives him down then slides out of the ring, standing there and starring at him as the lights slowly fill the arena again. And Monroe watches as Dangerous just stands there staring at him. Monroe then leaves once more through the crowd).
DT: Oh God!! Thats what you get when you mess with Scott Monroe!!
(Dangerous helps Sean Orion up once again now as the scene fades out).
(Commercials).
DT: Holy shit! Cerberus is choking the life out of Jackson!
ND: He could kill him!
(Cerberus puts his head closer behind Jacksons ear, still holding the submission in lock).
Cerberus: Now you listen here you piece of shit. You give me back what is mine. I am the Extreme champion and I deserve my prize. If you wanna live to see another day you will return the title to me next week...
(Jackson continues to struggle).
Cerberus: You have been walking your path blindly Stephen. It isn't I who you should fight, but you should help us rid the EWCL of the Royal Family. If it is fame that you seek then ridding the EWCL of the family will bring you all the fame you need.
Jackson opens his mouth wide open, gasping for air.
Remember, bring it next week, or you will feel the wrath of the armageddon...
(Cerberus lets go of the lock and storms off with his katana by his side. Jackson falls to the floor holding his neck. He then raises his head back up after a few moments, revealing a huge blade mark across his neck, which is dripping with blood).
DT: JESUS!!! Cerberus could've killed Jackson by cutting off his windpipe!
ND: Literally! haha!
(slap-ouch)
(Scene fades out).
DT: After seeing that its time for our next match. And in this match is none other than Blade taking on Stephen Jackson himself. And I wonder if Jackson is gonna be able to compete after what Cerberus just did to him with that Katana.
ND: See, thats what you get when you take someone's titlebelt!!
DT: And he even stole the Prime Title Title aswell earlier tonight. So probly now even Xavier Byrne will be after him. I hope Jackson knows what he started.
ND: And then Blade. A man that had to fight his brother last week at Family Values 2. He even beat his brother, but then the Family struck once again and they hurt and scarred Blade. Blade was in the hospital most of the week coz of the burns he had on his back. His back is probly not healed 100%. But Blade is used to fight with pain in his body. I think his left knee will never be 100% again.
DT: Yes true and he knows it and he accepts it I think.
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).
(Then So Much Pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac starts to play and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson appears on the top of the ramp. He stands still on the top off the ramp and he has a mic in his hand).
ND: He really is in So Much Pain, haha.
DT: Shss, lets hear what he has to say.
Stephen Jackson: Just minutes before this match Cerberus had the nerve to attack ME!!....How can someone attack "The Perfect Storm"? How could he do that??? And for what reason?? The reason is ...."JEALOUSY".....Cerberus is jealous that people don't see him as the Extreme Champion, but that they see ME as the Extreme Champion....Cerberus wants his precious little belt back. But guess what. He's not gonna get it back from me!! Or he has to fight me for it sometime!! Just because he fought the Main Event last week, he thinks that he can just push me around like that! Well guess again Cerby..Not gonna happen!! You can kiss your Extreme Title goodbye!!!.....
(The crowd boos).
Jackson: And the same goes for Xavier Byrne and his Prime Time Title Belt!!
(Jackson drops the mic and he walks down the aisle to ringside while the fans boo him. He reaches the ring and climbs in).
Ding ding ding.
DT: Jackson moves over to Blade, but Blade charges in on him right from the start and hands out some hard fists. He hands out a few right hands and they send Jackson into the ropes. Blade moves over to him and the two fight their way over to a corner!! Jackson is cornered and Blade with a series of shots to the head. What an agressive start by Blade!! Blade grabs Jackson by the arm and he throws him into the opposite corner!! And Jackson goes in so hard that he comes out of the corner and falls face first to the mat!! Good start by Blade!!
ND: Blade looks at Jackson and he then places his boot to Jacksons neck! OOOOH that must be real painful!! He placed his boot on the spot that Cerberus hurt Jackson!! This must be extra painful!!! The referee counts till 5 and Blade then lets go. But Blade pulls Jackson to his feet and he stomps him into the midsection and follows that up with a SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade for the first cover of the match, ..................1.....................................................................2........................................but Jackson with a kickout.
DT: Blade picks Jackson up and he sets him up for a DDT and he executes it!!! Blade hesitates for a moment, but he then goes to the corner and climbs to the toprope!! He stands on the topturnbuckle, but Jackson gets on his feet and he bounces into the ropes and Blade loses his balance and goes crotchfirst into the topturnbuckle!! Jackson then quickly climbs the toprope aswell and he grabs Blade and .........BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!! OOOOOH GODDD!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
ND: Yes, what a move by Stephen Jackson!!!....And Jackson is now hooking the leg for the cover, ..........1.............................................................................2.........but a kickout by Blade. Jackson follows that up with setting Blade up for a snap suplex and he executes it!! Jackson for another cover, but only a two count there. After a few stomps to the head, The Perfect Storm picks Blade up and he irish whips him into the corner and Blade goes in backfirst!!! And you can see in the expression of Blade's face that his back hurt extremely there!! But what do you expect!! His back was burned severely last week!!
DT: Jackson moves over with that grin on his face and he grabs Blade by the head out of the corner and....he then throws Blade backfirst into the turnbuckles again!!! ..And Jackson repeats that for about 3 times!! He then drags Blade out of the corner and he kicks him in the midsection and body slamms him to the mat!! And again that back hit the mat hard!!!....Jackson is really full of himself now and he grabs Blade and whips him into the ropes. Blade comes off and ....TILT-O-WIRL-POWERSLAM!!!
ND: AGAIN THE BACK!!....And Jackson going for the cover, ..............1................................................................................2.......................................but a late kickout by Blade!! Jackson picks Blade up once again and like before he whips him into a corner, and Jackson charges in right after!! But this time Blade bites his pain and he comes out of the corner and clotheslines Jackson to the canvas!!! Oh God!! He almost took Jacksons head off with that one there!!! Blade checks his back for a moment, but he then lifts Jackson up. He lifts him up with to hands and holds him up in the air by his throat!! OOOH That looks impressive!!! ...AND BLADE THEN JUST DROPS JACKSON TO THE MAT!!!
DT: Blade pulls him to his feet again and he waistlocks him and delivers a full nelson slam!!! Blade for the cover, .....1......................................................................2..............................but this time Jackson kicks out in the last moment!! Blade grabs Jackson up from the canvas and he takes him and sends him headfirst into the corner!!! Jackson hits the topturnbuckle!! Blade charges in and he lifts Jackson up and executes a backdrop suplex!!! Blade for another cover attempt, but he only gets a two count. Blade stands up again and he grabs Jackson. But Jackson with a mulekick!!
ND: Right in the nuts!! And trust me, that hurts!! Blade goes down to his knees, and Jackson comes off the ropes and ...HE LOW DROPKICKS BLADE INTO THE CHEST!!! And Blade falls to his back!! Jackson comes off the ropes again and now for a legdrop!!! And another legdrop!!! Jackson with a second wind here!! Can he pull it off here?!?....Jackson goes to the corner now and he climbs to the top. He then faces the crowd and .....HE DIVES OFF FOR A MOONSAULT......BUT BLADE MOVES OUT OT THE WAY AND JACKSON HITS THE MAT!!!....
DT: Whats Exile doing here?
ND: Exile comes walking out and he's wearing a white t-shirt with text on it in black. He gets closer to the ring and we now can read what the text on his shirt is. ...It says ....."I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ANDREA...." ......Ooh Man, he's crazy.
DT: And Blade crawls up to his feet and he also reads the text and he tries not to lose it!!!...
(But Exile then turns his back and we see whats written on the back of the shirt. And it says ....."AND I LOVED IT").
DT: WHAT A NUTCASE!!!
ND: And Blade is shaking his head in disbelief now!!
DT: And Blade is not paying attention to Jackson, who comes up from behind him now and he rolls him up!!!.......1.........................................................................2......................................but a kickout!! Blade kicked out of it!! Jackson picks Blade up and he wants to kick him, but Blade catches the leg .....AND HE TURNS IT INTO HIS ANKLELOCK!!! THE ANKLELOCK OF DOOM!!! ...And Jackson in severe pain right now!!! Blade got it hooked in good!! But Jackson is trying to go for the ropes!! He reaches out, but he's still too far away!!!
ND: Blade then looks to see if Exile is still at ringside. Out of his right eye he then notices that Exile is still around and he sees that Exile is taking off his shirt. And he's wearing another shirt under it. And that shirt says......"AND I WOULD DO I AGAIN".......OOH GOD!!
(And this really triggers Blade and he lets go off the anklelock and he rolls out of the ring and he starts to chase Exile. Exile runs away and circles around the ring. Blade tries to catch him, but just when he is close to get him, it is Stephen Jackson who slides out of the ring and grabs him!!... And Exile is able to run out of ringside!).
DT: Jackson throws Blade backfirst into the steel ringpost!! And Blade screams it out from the pain!!! Jackson then rolls Blade back into the ring and follows in after. The Perfect Storm for the cover, .................1........................................................2..............but a kickout by the EWCL champion. Jackson now grabs Blade from the mat and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and ....HE COUNTERS WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT AND HE NAILS JACKSON RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!
ND: And Blade quickly picks up Jackson .....and.....DEATHS EMBRACE!!!.....HE EXECUTED IT!!!.......Blade executed his finisher and he goes for the cover, and. ...................1.....................................................................2..............................................................3......AND BLADE WINS IT AND DEFEATS STEPHEN JACKSON FOR A SECOND TIME IN HIS CAREER!!
DT: But Blade is not too happy about it as he rolls out of the ring right away and leaves ringside!!
(The match is over and Blade has left the ring and left Jackson knocked out. Then we see that there is something going in the crowd. We take a look from a high vantage and see its "The Virus" Marco from the rival federation the IWF. He paces through the crowd and jumps over the barriers and then slides into the ring).
DT: Whoa there folks, it's the Virus from the IWF, well was from the IWF since he quit that federation due to backstage problems with a couple of the other superstars.
(We take a look at Marco, as he stands 6ft 8 tall, he is cladded all in black, black jeans, a black EWCL t-shirt and he asks for a microphone and the crowd do not know what to think of this current situation).
(He starts to speak).
Marco: Those that watch wrestling over the past years know my name as Marco, or as I liked to be called now "The Virus", yeah I was in this federation a few months ago before I went back to the IWF.
(The Crowd Boo's).
DT: Tat ain't a way to make many fans cheer for you.
Marco: And Now I'm back in the EWCL, and you ask me for what reason. Well it all down to the fact that a few well known superstars like John Daniels.
(Crowd Boo's and Marco smiles).
Marco: Travis cage, Jerry something, basically felt like they owned the damn joint and they made a fucking mockery out of the Virus. And then I just had enough because nothing got done till I left this federation. The IWF is an excellent place but screwed up mother fuckers like JD and Cage think they own the place and that sucks.
(Marco looks tenser).
Marco: So to those who ran me out of the IWF again, #$^$*&
(Marco swears and the crowd cheers).
Marco: To Business. Why is the Virus in the EWCL. Well I need to re-start my career over again and what better place than here. So Next week, let the games and violence begin.
(He drops the Microphone and raises an arm, he then slowly walks back to the EWCL dressing room and then goes backstage to check out his new home).
(Commercials).
DT: We are in the hometown of Scott Monroe and MacBeth. It was also the hometown of Alexander Glory. What does tell us?
ND: That this is a fucked up town?
DT: Hmm... I wouldn't say that. What I can say though is that it explains why we see so many Monroe, MacBeth and Glory signs in the crowd.
ND: So basically you are trying to say that it is time for our next match.
DT: Uh yes. Cerberus and his brother Ex-Terminator are taking on Monroe and MacBeth. Lets go back to last week and take a look at what happend after the match between Cerberus and Monroe. Monroe had defeated Cerberus and this happend.
(Monroe kneels over the fallen body of Cerberus as the official hands the Universal championship to Racheal. Monroe then rolls off of Cerberus and grabs him by the hair, pulling him up and throwing him over the top rope. Monroe steps through the ropes as a spotlight drops down upon the crucifix that is positioned on the top of the stage. Monroe goes beneath the ring for a moment, searching for something, until finally coming out with a length of chain. Wrapping it around Cerberus throat, Monroe tightens his hold and begins to drag Cerberus up the ramp. Racheal follows closely behind as Monroe continues to go, intent on his present course. As they reach the top of the ramp, Monroe pulls Cerberus up and wraps his arms around him. Embracing him for a moment. The arena is completely awe struck by his actions as Monroe releases the chain and points to the backstage area. Cerberus, through his haze of pain looks at Monroe with curious eyes. The two stand, eyes locked for a moment, before Cerberus starts to slowly back away. Suddenly Monroe strikes out with the chain as if it was actually a whip. It catches Cerberus in face and sends him reeling. Monroe then steps forward and kicks him in the stomach. As Cerberus doubles over, Monroe hooks in Anthropotheism, then drives him down hard onto the stage. Rising quickly, Monroe then positions the cross and drags Cerberus over to it. Strapping him upon the cross, Monroe steps back as the cross slowly lifts into the air. The camera then zooms in on Cerberus face, etched in fear, as Monroe begins to speak).
Monroe: You went to far when you laid your hands upon my love. You stepped forward and tried to make a name for yourself at my expense, using my hardwork for your springboard. Well now you've got yourself into quite a bind, now you understand that I am willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done. This crimson mask I wear, I wear with glee. The pain that courses through my body fuels me to want to hurt you more and more. Yet I won't Cerberus, for your time of pain is at an end. Your time in the spotlight, your time as the saviour, your time in general..it is up.
(Monroe then steps forward and places his hand upon the cross. With a hard shove it begins to sway from side to side, swinging in a wide arc high over the stage. Monroe then sneers as he turns to Racheal and extends his hand. She disapears backstage for a moment, then reappears, holding Monroes twisted blade in her delicate hands. Monroe takes the blade for a moment and waves it so that Cerberus can see it, so that he can see what is coming. As the crucifix swings to and fro it has such wide range that it is no where near the entrance ramp itself, and due to how high it has been lifted, it will miss the ramp completely. Monroe then begins to laugh a manical laugh as he steps behind the crucifix and runs his blade over rope. Slowly the strands begin to snap and crack, Monroe then motions for Racheal to go backstage. As she heads through the entrance ramp, the rope finally gives, the crucifix and Cerberus being sent down to the hard arena floor. Monroe stands above the carnage as the E.M.T.s quickly rush out to check on what is left of Cerberus. Monroe however stands over them, looming over them, casting his shadow upon the EWCL).
Monroe: Now there is no Alexander Glory, now there is only Scott Monroe.
JP: Oh God!! What a madman!!! He deserves to hang out with Exile, Corvik and MacBeth. They are maniacs!!!
ND: Yep, one big happy Family!!
JP: But wait who's that???
(While Scott Monroe is standing on the ramp looking at the fallen Cerberus. We see the sillouette of a big man. And a second later the man shows himself and it turns out to be ....).
JP: ITS EX-TERMINATOR!!!...CERBERUS HIS BROTHER!!!
ND: Ex-Terminator comes out and he attacks Monroe from behind!!! ...OOOOOH MY GODD!!!! HE ATTACKED THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION FROM BEHIND HIM!!! AND HE KNOCKED MONROE OFF THE RAMP TO THE FLOOR!! THATS A COUPLE OF FEET FOR SURE!!!
JP: You see everyone wants a piece of Monroe. Its either Cerberus, Sean Orion or now Ex-Terminator. Although Ex-Terminator also has a different motive as Monroe has just cruxified his brother Cerberus. Wow man!!!! ....Scott Monroe is layed out on the floor after that big fall off the ramp to the floor!!! And while he is out, we see that Ex-Terminator is helping the E.M.T's with his brother!!
DT: So thats more or less what happend last week. Its not the entire story as Cerberus and Monroe have been having a history that started a couple of weeks ago. And it all lead to tonights match.
ND: Yes, this tagmatch with the return of Ex-Terminator.
(Fuel by Metallica starts to play and Cerberus and Ex-Terminator come walking out from the back. The Robero brothers stand on the ramp for a moment and the crowd cheers them on. They then start to make their way down to the ring and they reach ringside and both climb into the ring).
(Guitar riffs echo throughout the arena. Just as Kurt Cobain's voice starts with "I will never bother you", the arena lights shut comepletely off).
"I will never promise to
I will never follow you
I will never bother you "
"Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good"
"I won't move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
Always knew it would come to this"
"Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail"
"Pain"
(The CazzoTron lights up and orange and blue lights begin to flicker throughout the arena...).
"Can you feel it as
an old shadow emerges from the blackness
a man once thought gone forever
lost to the abyss of memory.
the wanderer steps forth to once again
show the world why the violence is significant
to his horrific visions of the truth of reality
the man with the love and need for the blood
to be spilt from his own flesh
returns once more...
return to his nightmare
you're in his world...
bring the violence...
ENTER
MACBETH"
(A shaft of blue light shoots up from the entranceway as a figure can be seen standing in the middle of it. It slowly fades off, leaving MacBeth standing bathed in a blue spotlight. Jezebelle and Asharachal step out from behind the curtain and follow MacBeth down to the ring. The camera zooms in on Alexander Glory's sledgehammer in Jezebelle's hands).
(MacBeth enters the ring with Jez and Ash right behind him. Ash holds Jez on his shoulder and she holds the sledgehammer high for all to see as Mac stands in front of them and strikes the pose of the crucifix.
(The arena falls into darkness, silence fills the air).
Voice ~You think he might be pushed over the edge?
Exile ~ With Monroe there is no edge, that's what I like about him though.
Voice ~ Would he kill?
Exile ~ Are you scared?
Voice ~ I always am.
Exile ~ Then I wouldn't want to ask that question for fear of the answer.
A slow pounding guitar begins to fill the arena as Golgotha tenement blues by Machines of Loving Grace begins to echo from the P.A. A bright spotlight falls atop the entrance ramp as Racheal steps forth, the E.W.C.L. Universal championship strapped around her waist. Extending her arms in the mock crucifixition, she stands there for a moment, then words ring out through the arena, grizzly and cold.
I am city, I am the park, I am glow in the mother fucking dark
I'm shocked and I seethe
I don't want to believe
No more....no more....never...
(Scott Monroe steps from the darkness and wraps his arms around Racheal, kissing her gently on the back of the head, then the two make their way towards the ring. Racheal climbs the steel steps and stands on the apron as Monroe pulls himself up. Holding the ropes open, she steps through and he follows. Slumping in the far corner, Monroe sits there as Racheal removes the Universal championshp from around her waist and holds it aloft in the air. Turning slowly she then moves to the corner and seats herself between his legs, the Universal championship slung over her shoulder).
DT: And as expected Monroe and MacBeth got a good reaction from the crowd. But like I said it has to do with it that this is their hometown.
Ding ding ding.
DT: Time to start this match off. And it are gonna be Cerberus and Scott Monroe to start off. The two that had an excellent match last week circle eachother. After 5 seconds they tie up and Ceberus gets Monroe in a side headlock and he then throws him into the ropes. Monroe comes off and Cerberus leapfrogs over him. Monroe comes off the opposite ropes and Cernerus faces him and takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Monroe with a nip up back to his feet and he pushes Cerberus backwards. Cerberus moves back in to Monroe and he returns the shove.
ND: The two lock up agian and Cerberus waistlocks Monroe and executes a german suplex out of it. He then picks him up and sets him up for a suplex and he delivers it!! Cerberus drags Monroe to the corner, jumps on the toprope and ...HE DOES A SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!....We see Cerberus doing that often!! And like always he hit it perfectly!!!....Cerberus goes for the cover, but Monroe with a kickout after two. Cerberus now pulls Monroe to his feet and he irish whips him, but Monroe reverses the whip and he sends Cerberus into a corner!!! Cerberus flies in backfirst and Monroe charges in after.
DT: Cerberus wants to move out the corner, but MacBeth holds him and Cerberus can't move out!! Monroe charges in and he hits Cerberus hard in the head with a roundhouse kick!!! Monroe grabs Cerberus, lifts him up and he executes a northern ligths suplex!! The cover, ..........1.........................................................2..........................but Cerberus with a kickout. Monroe then picks Cerberus up by the head and he throws him to his own corner. Its unbelievable, Monroe even encourages Cerberus to tag in Ex-Terminator.
ND: But Cerberus is too proud to tag in his brother right now. He gets to his feet and he squares off with Monroe again. They circle eachother and they lock up and Cerberus gets in the headlock and he throws Monroe in the ropes again. The Universal Champion comes off and Cerberus hits him with a spinkick!! Cerberus now goes to his corner and he tags in his brother Paul Robero aka Ex-Terminator. Ex-T comes in and he picks up Monroe and ...HE POWERBOMBS MONROE TO THE MAT!!!....What a big move to start off!!! Ex-Terminator goes for the cover, ........1.................................................2...............................................but the champion kicks out.
DT: Ex-Terminator looks even bigger than I can remember. Oh man...And he picks Monroe up once more and he sets him up for another powerbomb What the hell is this? Is he trying to end it with powerbombs? It could happen!! Ex-T lifts Monroe up, but MacBeth then enters the ring and he kicks Ex-Terminator to the back!! Monroe takes advantage of this moment and ...HE DOES A HURRICANRANA OUT OF THAT POWERBOMB POSITITION!! And Monroe going for the cover, ........1..................................................2...................................but a kickout by Ex-Terminator.
ND: Monroe now tags in MacBeth and the former Executive member comes in and he starts to stomp down on Ex-T several times. He then picks him up and he nails him with some shots to the head!! MacBeth sends Ex-T into the ropes, and when he comes off he executes a firemans Carry DDT!!! MacBeth, going for the cover, but Ex-T with a kickout after two!! MacBeth drags Ex-T to his feet and he kicks him into the gut!! MacBeth then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for a flying forearm!! BUT OOOOH EX-TERMINATOR CATCHES MACBETH OUT OF THE AIR AND TURNS IT INTO A FALLAWAY SLAM!!!
DT: HOLY SHIT!!! ...Did you see that?!? He threw MacBeth to the mat, just like that!!! Ex-T now picks up MacBeth and he then tags in Cerberus. Ex-T then grabs MacBeth and he sends him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Ex-Terminator BIG BOOTS HIM TO THE MAT!!!....Cerberus then jumps on top off Ex-Terminators shoulders and they stand over MacBeth and .....CERBERUS DOES A SWANTOM BOMB OFF EX-T's SHOULDERS ON MACBETH!!! .....AND HEAR THAT CROWD GO!!!
ND: The crowd is loving every part of this match here!! Cerberus now going for the cover, .............1.........................................but Monroe comes in and he breaks the count!!......Monroe stomps down on Cerberus a couple of times now. He then picks Cerberus up and he irish whips him into the ropes.....Cerberus comes off and he ducks Monroe's forearm.....BUT OOOOOOOH MACBETH WAS STANDING BEHIND MONROE AND HE CLOTHESLINES CERBERUS HARD TO THE MAT!!!....Monroe goes back to his corner and MacBeth now continues to work on Cerberus!!
DT: MacBeth lifts Cerberus up and he irish whips him, but Cerberus reverses the whip and sends MacBeth into the ropes. But MacBeth holds on to the ropes!! Cerberus sees it and he charges in on MacBeth and he dropkicks MacBeth over the toprope to the outside!!! And MacBeth lands on the concrete!!....Cerberus grabs the ropes and .....HE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS ON MACBETH!!! What a move!!!
ND: Cerberus is now slowly getting back up again! But then in the ring we see that Scott Monroe runs towards the ropes and he then dives ....THROUGH THE SECOND AND TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE TAKES CERBERUS TO THE GROUND AGAIN!! All three are now on the outside layed out!!! Ex-Terminator steps off the apron and he comes in and he picks up Monroe and he drags him over to the ringsteps and he bashes his head into them!! ..WHAMMMM!!!......Ex-Terminator then picks up MacBeth and he also drags him over to those ringsteps and ...WHAMMMMMM...he also bashes his head into it!!
DT: Ex-Terminator then grabs both MacBeth and Monroe by their heads and ....BAMMMMM...he crushes their skulls into eachother!!! Good Godd!!!!.....Cerberus then also comes back in and he takes MacBeth and he rolls him back into the ring again. Cerberus rolls back in aswell and the first thing he does is go for a cover, ......1..............................................................2...........................but MacBeth with a kickout there. Cerberus picks up MacBeth now and he whips him into the ropes. But MacBeth comes off with a high knee and it takes Cerberus to the canvas!!
ND: On the outside we then see that Ex-T is still banging Monroe's head into the ringsteps. Racheal then comes up from behind Ex-T and she hits him to the back with a steelchair!!!.....But it didn't have any affect on Ex-T at all. But he lets go off Monroe and he turns around and faces Racheal. Ex-T grabs her by the collar, but .....WHAMMMMMMMMMMMM....BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING MONROE HITS HIM IN THE BACK OFF THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!! Monroe almost looses it all, but Racheal is able to calm him and make him go back to his corner again!!
DT: Monroe climbs back on the apron and he sees that MacBeth is back in control again. MacBeth throws Cerberus in the ropes and when he comes off it is MacBeth with a backdrop!!! Cerberus goes down and MacBeth tags in Monroe. Monroe comes in and he charges in on Cerberus and....SHINING WIZZARD ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!!!...HOLY SHIT!!!... I thought they only did that in Japan!!! Holy Cow!!!...And Cerberus went down hard!!! Monroe then waits till Cerberus is back on his feet and he then bounces himself into the ropes. He comes off and ....CERBERUS GRABS HIM AND JUDGEMENT DRIVER!!!
ND: Monroe now on the mat and Cerberus turns him on his back for the cover, ...1..........................................................2................but MacBeth enters the ring and he breaks the count!!! MacBeth pulls Cerberus to his feet and the two start to fight it out in a corner!!! Then while Monroe is still out we see that Ex-Terminator climbs to the toprope. He stands on the topturnbuckle .....and.....HE DIVES OFF AND DOES A FLYING HEADBUTT ON MONROE!!!....OOOOOOOH GODDDD!!!!...Unbelievable!! A big guy like him doing a flying headbutt!!!
DT: Ex-T checks his head and he then rolls out of the ring again and goes to his corner. But MacBeth and Cerberus are still handing out fists in the other side of the ring. Cerberus swings, but MacBeth blocks it ....and......he turns Cerberus around and executes a REVERSE DDT!!! And Cerberus is layed out on the mat now!!! Both Monroe and Cerberus are knocked out!! Who's going to win this thing????!!? The referee is checking on both wrestlers now. And we actually see movement now. Both are moving.
ND: And Monroe and Cerberus both get up at the same time now. Monroe goes for a roundhouse kick, but Cerberus blocks it and he goes into the ropes and comes off for a spinning heelkick of his own!!...Monroe went down and Cerberus is going to the toprope now....Cerberus climbs to the top for his ..DOOMSDAY!!........Cerberus stands on the topturnbuckle and ....HE LEAPS OFF FOR ...A SHOOTING STAR PRESS...AND HE HITS IT ON MONROE!!!.....WOW WHAT A MOVE!!!.....DO THEY HAVE THE WIN AFTER THIS MOVE OR NOT?!?!?.......Cerberus grabs the leg and goes for the cover, .....1..............................................................2.................................but nooooooooo!! Scott Monroe kicks out!!
DT: He kicked out of it!!! And Cerberus now sitting on his knees and he looks at his brother and he shakes his head. He then gets to his feet and he bends over to grab Monroe by the head, but ..OOOOHHH...Monroe counters with a lowblow!!!....AND MONROE THEN PICKS UP CERBERUS AND ....HE SIGNALS FOR HIS DEICIDE!!!....HE WANTS TO GIVE CERBERUS HIS DEICIDE!!!.......BUT AT THAT MOMENT EX-TERMINATOR COMES INTO THE RING AND HE CHARGES IN ON MONROE!!!
ND: BUT ALSO MACBETH COMES IN AND WHEN EX-TERMINATOR REACHES HIM, HE DOES A DROP TOE HOLD AND EX-TERMINATOR GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE SECOND CORNER TURNBUCKLE!!! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! AND MACBETH AND MONROE NOW GRAB CERBERUS TOGETHER AND...............THE GOLGOTHAN CRUXIFIX!!!.......A REVERSE POWERBOMB COMBINATION 3/4 NECKBREAKER!! WHAT A MOVE BY MACBETH AND MONROE!!! And Monroe hooks the leg for the cover, and. .............1.........................................................................2.................................................................3....
DT: That was one hell of a match, and all these men gave it everything.
ND: Look out! Monroe staggering to his feet, and he's stumbling over to Ex-Terminator. Monroe just tagged him with a huge right, and Ex-Terminator came back with a punch of his own! I thought this match was over!! But it isn't!!
DT: Macbeth tries to wade in, by Cerberus cut him off at the pass. And those two are brawling now.
ND: Screw this man, we've got exactly the same thing as he had 5 minutes ago!
DT: Ex-Terminator and Monroe really going at it. It's even right in the middle of the ring as the pair lash out at each other! But Ex-Terminator has the advantage! He's pushing the Universal Champ backwards! The bigger man rocking Monroe, now, stepping back, goes for that big boot.
ND: But Monroe moves out the way, Ex-Terminator flies into the ropes, bounces back and DECIDE!!!
DT: Monroe got the big man up and drilled him right on his head! Ex-Terminator is down and probably out, but Monroe isn't looking too much better. He's slumped on the floor, trying to get his breath back.
ND: And it's déjà vu on the other side. Macbeth has Cerberus hooked .....DECIDE!!
DT: No wait, Cerberus with a blow to the kidneys, loosening Macbeth's grip. And Cerberus spins out, turns, catches Monroe and Hell's Gates! He planted Macbeth on his head!
ND: And the shit has hit the fan now. Monroe faces Cerberus, Cerberus faces Monroe. And Monroe hit the crucifix pose and Cerberus gave him the finger! Oh my God is this going to explode!
DT: Cerberus and Monroe moving forwards towards each other, they're going to fight again. What the hell?
(Across the arena the lights dim to a dark shade of grey. Both Cerberus and Monroe, only half visible in the light, pause, eye each other up and then stare at the stage, but not letting the other out of their sight).
ND: Damnit! Cazzo forgot to pay the electricity bill again!
DT: Shut up Neil, this is probably something big. In fact.
(Cutting across the sound of the commentator, a grim monotone voice slowly rumbles into life).
"You have come here from all over the world, as she has no further use for you. Here you shall remain until death do us part"
DT: I think I recognise this from somewhere.
ND: I have a really bad feeling about this.
(The Cazzotron suddenly sparkles into life. It's lights up in a brilliant white light, before suddenly flashing to darkest black again. A single word forms on the screen, etched in red).
DT: Oh my God! Neil, Neil do you know who this is?
ND: Oh God help me! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
SIZE
(A series of pictures flick up. Matty Midget flying off the top of a Hell in the Cell cage, Matty dropkicking chairs into faces, Matty hitting a Midget Maker).
DOES
(Matty with the Krew, Matty with the IWF World Title, Matty with the Internet Title, Matty's name in the Hall of Fame).
ND: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
DT: He's here! Matty Midget is here in EWCL!
MATTER
(Matty dying, Matty winning the World Title, Matty fighting at When Worlds Collide, Matty in the Total F'N Madness Match).
"I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks so I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus"
(The opening lyrics to Guttermouth's "God's Kingdom" play, as the highlight clip continues, showing Matty snapping Miss Phoenix's ankle, and retiring both members of the Revelation).
"This can't be happening to me, I think it just a dream, well halfway there I saw the glare: this place is fuckin' heaven"
(We cut to a shot of the ring, both Monroe and Cerberus tensed, realising who's coming down, but still wary of each other).
"I believe, believe in god, before I found Las Vegas I'd say burn that synagogue, now I believe, believe in god, in just one night I saw the light so grab a cab and hold on"
(We now cut to a shot of the announce table. Neil Down is ashen, holding his head in his hands and thumping it on the table).
"Well i used to feel so lost, no gambling in my life, now there's no turning back i even bet my wife, this can't be happening to me i'm losing everything i say dear lord I'll steal a ford and put it down on red."
DT: Oh my god ladies and gentlemen, IWF legend Matty Midget's music has just started playing and I'm sure that means Matty Midget is here in EWCL.
ND: Mommy.
"Now I believe, believe in god, to you it's Jesus Christ to me it's Jesus Keno, I believe, believe in god, fuck my health i just want wealth and Caesar is my leader"
(A series of pyro explosions go off, bathing the stage in a yellow and red light).
"I don't see, no my son's now named casino, ask me why god lives here and you know I'll just say bingo, i'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint i drink more booze i just can't lose this place is fuckin heaven"
(We cut to another shot of the announce booth. Neil Down appears to have got his breath back now, and is looking slightly happier, if still just as scared).
ND: Well no-ones coming out look. Look's like it was all just a big hoax to make me feel like an idiot.
DT: Like anyone needs to try to do that!
"I believe, believe in god, well it didn't take me much I went there on a hunch. Now I believe, believe in god, lucky number seven baby take me straight to heaven"
ND: Now shut up you little.... OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
(The camera pans round suddenly, showing a further out shot of the announce table. Now, from this wider angle, we can see, standing next to Neil Down, on the announce table, and still only just reaching above the frightened commentators head, stand Matty Midget. Clad in baggy jeans, a leather jacket and his trademark "Anarchist" t-shirt, Matty smiles down malevolently at Neil).
Matty Midget : Nice to see ya again mate!
ND: ARGHH!!!!!! Now get away you under sized munchkin! Don't think you can come into my workplace and try to bully me like you did at WWC.
Matty Midget: (smiling) Now would I do a thing like that?
(Matty winks, and kicks Neil square in the nose. Neil screams, and puts both hands to his nose, where blood in pouring out).
ND: You nwasty bwasterd, you bwoke my nowse!
(Matty laughs, before belting Neil again, this time in the temple. Neil Down collapses, laying on the announce table in a limp mass. Matty nods at Dean, laughs again, and jumps off the table to the outside).
DT: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it appears the Matty Midget/Neil Down war has reached a peak, with Matty just taking out my announce partner. Oh well. But now, Matty getting a chair at ringside, as his music stops playing. He dives under the bottom rope into the ring, and straight at Macbeth, who's only just getting up from the pounding he took from Cerberus. And Matty swings the chair and caught Macbeth full in the kneecap. Macbeth goes down, holding his knees, and Matty with another shot, this time to the stomach. And another for good measure, this time to the pills. That'll take you out of the game! And Cerberus and Monroe are facing up now, and their so obsessed with each other that they haven't noticed Matty. And Matty with another shot to Macbeth, this time to the back of the neck, leaving the EWCL star down and out!.
ND: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.
DT: Matty now, wandering behind Monroe, who's facing Cerberus. And Cerberus now, seeing Matty, a look in his eyes and Monroe notices too, and turns round and into a chair shot!!! And another chair shot! And another! But the Universal champ is not going down! Matty with a shot to the knees, forcing Monroe back into Cerberus who drills him in the back of the head!! Sending him staggering forward into Matty Midget who nails him with a chair shot to the stomach!! He hooks his leg over the back of Monroe's head, spins round and a huge spinning Fameasser on the chair! Monroe is down!! And does this mean Cerberus and Matty Midget together?
ND: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
DT: Well the crowd thinks so a huge cheer is going up, and by god, I never thought I'd see the day an EWCL crowd doing a Matty Midget chant, without the word "sucks!" in there! And Cerberus doesn't know what to make of this. He's backing away, keeping an eye on Matty, and now, thinking it's safe, looks at Ex-Terminator, checking if he's ok. AND A SICK CHAIR SHOT BY MATTY MIDGET! TAKING CERBERUS RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AND CERBERUS TUMBLES DOWN! And another shot, now to the back, and the spine, and the head, and the legs, and the ankle, and the head again, and the ankle, and the back, and the knees, and the head! And the crowd are booing Matty like hell!
ND: Gahhhhhhh
DT: But Ex-Terminator is back up! And he wrapped his big hands round Matty's throat. AND THREW HIM ACROSS THE RING! I've never seen anything like. He just threw Matty from one corner into the other! And threw, not whipped! And Ex-Terminator looking mad, as he stalks towards the stunned Matty. But then out of the crowd runs a huge punk! I recognise him. Its Griff Miller, ex-wrestler, and Matty Midget's best friend! He just wrapped his bigger hands round Ex-Terminator's throat and by god he lifted the gigantic Ex-Terminator in the air! By shear strength he picked up all 300+ pounds of Ex-Terminator, and is shaking him like a rag doll a good 10 feet in the air! And Ex-Terminator trying to it, but he can't!
ND: Waaaaaaaa
DT: And Griff let's Ex-Terminator drop. And Matty Midget is on the top rope at the other side! He stands, poses and 360 degree flip into swanton bomb! MIDGET TOWN MADNESS! He just demolished Ex-Terminator! And Matty pulling himself up, and grabbing a mic. The fans are going mad at him!
Matty Midget: And HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!! AND EWCL, WELCOME TO THE MATTY MIDGET SHOW!
(The fans respond with boos and litter throwing).
Matty Midget: Hell, have I made a bad impression? About 2 minutes ago, you were cheering away as I beat the living shit out of your champ. And now I'm the bad guy? I wonder why. Perhaps it's because EWCL fans are a bunch of fucking rednecks!!!
(And the booing gets louder, much to Matty's enjoyment).
Matty Midget: Now this is more like it. You know, I never thought much of the IWF fans, and their IQ level, but, compared to you, they looked like a Nobel prize winners convention! Hell, the way your acting you'd think I was doing a sheep auction, rather than a wrestling shoot, and you had just seen your favourite bed fellow sold to your worst enemy.
(The booing, if possible get even louder. Matty just smiles some more).
Matty Midget; hey dudes, it's not my fault that your over weight, chicken wing gobbling, sister raping, sheep shagging rednecks. Blame god, not me. I'm just pointing it out to you.
(And now here it is. The world renowned "Midgets Suck" chant. Unfortunately, this is an EWCL audience, and they can't get anything right, and so we have instead, a "Fuck Midgets" chant going around the arena).
Matty Midget: Just like old times. Anyways, I'll be going now, but remember, Matty is here, and DON'T PICK ON A MIDGET!
(Matty drops the mic, sending feedback scattering around, as he and Griff get out of the ring, and walk out through the crowd, Griff battering a path through).
ND: I don't believe this!!
(Commercials).
DT: Welcome back and what a night it has been so far. We just saw an incredible match and well I am still shocked about what happend after the match. You want to tell the viewers what they and we just saw?
ND: I'l tell them....The biggest or should I say smallest asshole in the world just entered the EWCL, namely...Matty Midget!!....He is worse than that clown from that movie IT. He is worse than ET and he's worse than Drake Laps Jr. Matty Midget in the EWCL only means one thing...trouble!!
DT: Yes, we just saw that first hand.
ND: AGHHHHHH!!!
DT: Chill down Down!!
ND: I can't!! How could Cazzo ever sign a guy like that???
DT: Don't know. But I do know that Cazzo can do weird things. Just look at our main event match. Strait Hate has to take on the entire Royal Family. Not one person, noooo all four of them!! Thats just insane!! Thats suicide!!
ND: It is!
(Then all of a sudden the lights go out......There's fireworks all around and when the lights come back on about 2- seconds later we see that the entire Royal Family is standing in the ring. We see Sean Corvik, Exile, MacBeth and Scott Monroe together in the ring).
DT: It looks like Monroe and MacBeth recovered well from their match and the midget attack.
ND: Sure looks like it.
(Stronger than death by Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society starts to play and none other than Strait Hate comes out from the back. The crowd goes wild as Strait Hate stands on the top off the ramp. Strait Hate starts to walk down the aisle to ringside and he reaches the ring and slides in).
DT: Hmm, looks like Hate has a mic.
Strait: Hey Monroe.....Whoa, cool out for a second. I watched a promo of yours this week.... first time I've actually paid attention. You stated that you "defy" anyone to take a shin on shin kick from you. Well I'm a man always up for a challenge, I'm a dumbshit like that, so..... I shall defy... try me.
(Hate sticks his left leg out in front of him then braces. Monroe is leary.... but with cat-like quickness, he makes a striking blow. Hate screams out in pain and goes down to one knee. Monroe smirks, but then Hate whips his hair back and lifts his head with a shit-eatin grin on his face. Angered by insolence, Monroe nails Hate with a nasty side kick to the temple, toppling the big man).
(A voice then can be heard over the PA system).
Voice: Wow......wow.....wow......Can't you even wait till I am at ringside....
(The camera then zooms in on Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt who now stands on the top off the ramp with a mic in his hand. The Asshole chants start as Cazzo makes his way down the aisle to ringside. He reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
Prez Cazzo: I know its hard to wait to beat up a guy like Strait Hate. But I want to see this live right in front of my eyes. I just need to see how Strait Hate gets the beating of his lifetime. So take it away, guys.
(The Royal Family members look at Cazzo in disgust. They then look at eachother).
Ding ding ding.
DT: They even ring the bell for this one???
ND: I guess.
DT: The bell has rung and all four Royal Family member storm in on Strait Hate!! And all four of them start to hammer down on Strait with punches, fists, forearm, elbows and kicks!!!....Strait Hate is trying to fight them off!! He does what he can to block the shots!! BUT JUST THINK OF IT, IT ARE 8 FISTS AGAINST 2!! HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIGHT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
ND: Monroe and MacBeth now step back a bit and give Corvik and Exile the opportunity to have some action. Corvik and Exile pick the fallen Strait Hate from the mat and they hand out even more shots to the head. Corvik then grabs Strait and he kicks him into the midsection and shoves him over to Exile!! Exile goes for a forearm, but ooooh Strait blocks it and he spits Exile in the face!!! ....OH GOD!!!....And Strait wants to swing at Exile, but before he can do that Corvik grabs him from behind and .....HE HOOKS HIM IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!!
DT: OH GOD NOOOO!!! CORVIK GOT HIM IN THE DARKEST HOUR!! HE'S TAKING HIM OUT!!....But whats that...Exile is going to the toprope now!!! He stands on top and ....HE JUMPS OFF AND LANDS ON STRAIT AND AT THE SAME MOMENT CORVIK TURNED THE DARKEST HOUR INTO A REVERSE DDT!!!...HOLY SHIT!!!! And look at Cazzo! He's laughing and enjoying every second of this!!!
ND: And now Monroe and MacBeth also want to get in on it!! MacBeth grabs Strait and he hooks him up for his ....DEICIDE......BUT ....WHATS THAT?!?!?
(We then see Nick Dangerous, Blade and Cerberus running out from the back).
DT: YESSSS!!! YESSSSSS!!! THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!
ND: Dangerous, Blade and Cerberus make it to ringside and they slide in and start they go for the Royal Family!!! BLADE GOES FOR EXILE.....DANGEROUS FOR CORVIK AND CERBERUS FOR MONROE!!!.......AND THEY MANAGE TO FIGHT THEM OFF!!! ALOT OF FISTS ARE HANDED OUT HERE!! BACK AND FORTH!!! BACK AND FORTH!!!....AND CERBERUS, DANGEROUS AND BLADE NOW ARE EVEN CAPABLE OF IT, OF THROWING THE FAMILY MEMBERS TO THE OUTSIDE!!
DT: And the crowd is loving it!!! They just love it!!
ND: The Family members are standing on the outside right in front of us now. They are staring at whats going on in the ring and Monroe and MacBeth are furious and want to storm in again, but Exile calls them back.
(In the ring we see that Dangerous, Blade and Cerberus are helping up Strait Hate. They help the hardcore Icon up to his feet and drag him out of the ring. The camera zooms in on Strait Hate's face and we even see a small grin on his face).
DT: Oh God, that man is just nuts!!
(Dangerous, Blade and Cerberus help Strait Hate out of ringside and they walk up the ramp to go to the backstage area).
DT: In the ring we see that Prez Cazzo is still standing there and he also got a smile on his face because Strait Hate got a severe beating right in front of his own eyes. In his views it probly could have been worse, but even he didn't expect that Strait Hate would get help. But Cazzo is bend over the ropes and he is staring at how Strait limps up the ramp. Cazzo smiles some more, but he then gets tapped on the back by Exile.
ND: Cazzo turns around and ......EXILE KICKS HIM INTO THE GUT ....AND......OUTCAST!!!!.......EXILE GIVES THE PRESIDENT THE OUTCAST!!!!........ THE ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY NOW SURROUNDS CAZZO AND ALL FOUR OF THEM START TO STOMP DOWN ON THE PRESIDENT!!!.....THE PREZ IS ALMOST KNOCKED OUT NOW!!! .....THE ROYAL FAMILY IS BLAMING CAZZO FOR WHAT HAPPEND TONIGHT!! THEY BLAME HIM FOR THIS HUMILIATION!!!
DT: AND THEY ARE SETTING AN EXAMPLE OUT OF CAZZO HERE!! ALL FOUR ARE STILL STOMPING DOWN ON HIM!!! ....BUT WAIT......CAZZO OPENS HIS EYES NOW AND HE LOOKS TOWARDS THE TOP OFF THE RAMP AND HE SEES THAT DANGEROUS, CERBERUS, BLADE AND STRAIT HATE ARE LOOKING DOWN TO THE RING ASWELL. THEY SEE THAT THE ROYAL FAMILY IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF CAZZO.
(Cazzo then calls out a pathetic and weak sounding "help me". Dangerous, Blade, Cerberus and Strait Hate look at eachother for a moment, but all four of them, then turn their backs at the same time and they walk out of ringside and disappear behind the curtains).
ND: THEY LEFT CAZZO!!! THEY LEFT HIM FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY TO BEAT ON!!! OOOOH MYYYY GODDDD!!!
DT: I can't believe it!!!
ND: MacBeth now throws Cazzo over the top rope and follows him to the outside. Monroe slides out of the ring and heads toward Racheal, who reaches into her back pocket and pulls a pair of handcuffs from within. Monroe takes the handcuffs, then kisses her gently on the forhead. Monroe grabs Cazzo's hands and he handcuffs him!!! MacBeth then continues to drag Cazzo towards the top of the entrance ramp. Satisfied, Monroe, Corvik and Exile turn and follow MacBeth, exiting the ring and heading towards the top.
DT: MacBeth throws Cazzo to the ground as Monroe stalks slowly up behind him, leveling him with a kick to the back of the leg, assuring that he won't rise. Monroe disappears backstage for a moment, before emerging with a table. Throwing it down, Corvik disappears backstage as Exile sets the table up. Monroe appears again, this time holding a box in his arms. Monroe sets the box down and begins pulling the contents from within. Long flourescent bulbs come from within the box, then Monroe turns slowly and begins to set them accordingly on the table. MacBeth then grabs Cazzo and hooks him in a reverse powerbomb position. As MacBeth lifts him high into the air, Monroe leaps up and catches him with a 3/4 neck breaker. The two drive Cazzo through the glass covered table with the Golgothan Crucifix. GOOD GODDD!!! NOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN"T DO THAT TO YOUR BOSS!!!
ND: Before EMTs can make it to the scene, Monroe pulls Cazzo to his feet and throws him off the side of the entrance ramp, casting him down into the darkness below!!
(All four Family members then disappear behind the curtains).
DT: What an evening!!
ND: Unbelievable what we saw here tonight!!
DT: But for now we have say goodbye and till next week.
ND: Yes, goodbye!!
Doctor: What are you doing?
Cazzo: ....I............have.......to..........make......an...........important........phone call.........
Doctor: No you aren't!!
Cazzo: ...........I.............have............to...............Only........one .......phonecall.....
(Cazzo takes his cellphone and he dials a number. A few seconds later the person on the other side has picked up the phone).
Cazzo: ............Dan? ...............Is..........that .............you?............We.......have............to ..............talk.............soon....
(At that moment Cazzo drops the cell phone and he falls off the stretcher to the floor unconscious).
(End of show).