Date: 17th November 2002
Place: Atlanta Georgia
Arena: Georgia Dome

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

….DEICIDE.....Death's Embrace .........Outcast ........Darkest Hour .........Doomsday..........Final Atonement .........Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... ........Gold Star......NC-17... GoldDigger.....…Landfall...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Scott Monroe .......Blade ........Joey Gold........Cerberus ..........Sean Corvik ........MacBeth ..........Exile… ....Drake Laps….......Nick Dangerous ....Aaron Gold.....Stephen Jackson.......Strait Hate.

Insurgence

Bill Carty: Welcome to the Week in Review in which we are gonna look back at last Sunday's Insurgence. An Insurgence that was taken off of tv before it was even aired. The reason is still unclear. Although there are rumours that the tv station wasn't too happy about the jokes and storylines as of late.

Bill Carty: But the show here in Atlanta was a big succes and the people went wild during most of the matches. Especially the Main Event match was one to remember. Now in this Week in Review we are gonna look back at the show and are gonna take another look at all the matches on the card. We won't see all of the matches in full, but highlights are shown. However the main event we will have entirely just for you.

Bill Carty: You might have noticed that I am standing here all alone. Well the reason is that Dean Thornton had other obligations and Neil Down. Well Neil got suspended of tv for a week after some things he said at Insurgence. Things that we can't repeat here in this review. But now it is time to take a look at highlights of the first match of last Insurgence.

Bill Carty: A threeway match between "Thuglife" Shaun Marquez, Marco and Coby Belton. Marquez not on a good run lately and Neil Down made that very clear during his introduction, mostly naming Marquez "the fitness equipment seller". Marco made his inring comeback after jumping ship from the IWF. And Belton seemed to be fully recovered from his flu, at least he never puked on anyone.

Bill Carty: Ok that was my introduction. Now we are gonna take a look at some of the highlights of that match.

("Thuglife" Shaun Marquez came out as first. Secondly Coby Belton came out and he was carrying a giant Strait Hate poster with written "MY IDOL" on it. Belton hung the poster up above the ring and then it was time for Marco to come out. The former IWF star came out with a steelchair. Marco climbed into the ring and he nailed Belton, who was still staring at the poster, hard with the chair. Belton went down and Marco then threw the steelchair into Thuglife's direction and when Thuglife catched it, Marco big booted the chair into Marquez's face).

(Marco drags Thuglife to the outside and over to the top off the ramp. He then powerbombs Thuglife off the ramp through a setup table. This creates a big holy shit pop for Marco, who immediately showed everyone what a former IWF wrestler can do. After that Marco made it back to the ring and he went for the cover on Belton. But Belton kicked out and after looking at the Strait Hate poster, got his energy back and turned the match. Belton with moves like his flying headscissors, a armdrag takedown and an European uppercut. When Belton goes for a flying forearm, it is Marco who catches him and he execute a fallaway slam to the outside. Belton lands hard on the concrete and another holy shit chant started).

(Marco takes his time and he climbs to the apron and jumps off for a double axe handle. But Belton manages to counter and he dropkicks Marco and hits him in mid air. Belton ramms Marco headfirst into the steel ringpost several times and he then rolls him back in the ring. Belton gets a near fall, but not the match. Belton then misses an elbow drop from the toprope and Marco takes back the initiative of the match and powerbombs Belton hard to the canvas. Then after 7 minutes in this match Marco delivers his finisher.........on Belton and gets the three count for the pinfall).

(Then after the match Sean Orion comes out from the crowd sliding into the ring and nailing Coby Belton in the head with a steelchair. After doing that he hits him with The Trashcompator. Sean Orion then picks up a mic and says the following words in the direction of Nick Dangerous).

Sean Orion: Are you watching Nick? I ain't got a problem with you Nick but next time your "kid" interferes in my business I'll take care of him much worse than this.

(Sean Orion then drops the mic to the mat before booting Belton in the nuts and leaving the ring). Bill Carty: So Marco was victorious in that match. It looked like he destroyed "Thuglife" EWCL career even before that match actually started. Another intresting thing was to see that Orion, one half of "The Perfect Team" attacked Belton after the match was over. Neil Down wasn't too happy about this and he insulted Sean Orion to his face. Luckily for Neil, Orion didn't hear it.

(Scott Monroe slowly steps foot from his rented Pathfinder as he and Racheal begin gathering up their bags for tonights show. Turning slowly, Monroe sneers as E.W.C.L. reporter Bill Carty steps in front of him, thrusting the microphone forward).

Carty ~ Scott can I please get a word with you?

Monroe ~ Make it quick.

Carty ~ What are your intentions for tonight? Everyone knows that you've always got something planned.

Monroe ~ That's right Carty, something is planned. Let me ask you something though, what kind of an idiot would I be to tell you. You think I'm gonna say, oh I intend to lay out Nick Dnagerous with a hockey stick? Oh well MacBeth and I intend to jump Blade. Oh I intend to make sure that Cerberus understands the true entrance to Heaven? Come on Carty, if you've bothered to watch, you know that I'm not going to show my hand quite this quickly.

Carty ~ Well then, care to give us a little insight to tonight?

Monroe ~ You want insight? Watch tonights main event as the Royal Family and I deliever their sins upon them. They hate us, we hate them. They protect this smoldering pile of filth, they protect this empire of dirt. Yet I will lay them down, I will make them hurt.

Carty ~ Your a poet Monroe.

Monroe ~ Those were lyrics from a Nine Inch Nails song moron. Get away from me, your begining to disgust me.

(With that, Monroe and Racheal steps quickly past Carty. The two head inside the building so that Monroes master plan can begin tonight).

Bill Carty: Yes, once again a wrestler insulted me. But I am a professional so I can take it.

Bill Carty: That brings us to the second match of the evening. In that match we saw new Prime Time Champion Xavier Byrne taking on Joey Gold. Gold had lost the title the week before to Byrne in a tremendous match. But these two probably even had an even better match here in the Georgia Dome. This title match between Byrne and Gold was a highspeed one with lots of aerial and highflying maneuvres. Now lets take a look at some of those highlights.

(After Gold and the champion came to the ring they went at it from the start. At first it was Byrne who threw Gold to the outside. And Aaron Golds younger brother landed hard on the mat and Byrne followed that up with an Asai Moonsault to the outside on Gold. This got a good reaction from the crowd and after rolling Gold back in the ring Byrne thought he had the title defended succesfully. But Gold kicked out. Byrne then threw Gold into the ropes, but Gold hangs on to them. Byrne charges in, but Gold counters and does his Goldenrana and he Hurricanrana's Byrne to the outside).

(And now it is Golds turn to do a suicide. He climbs on the topturnbuckle and he does a moonsault to the outside and lands on Byrne. Both men are out from that move for a bit, but Gold is the first one up and back in the ring he does some scientific wrestling and tries to make Byrne tap out with a couple of submission. The youngest champion ever in the EWCL however doesn't give in and after Gold went for a splash in a corner, Byrne moves out of the way in time and Gold eats turnbuckle only. Byrne with a german suplex into a pin, but Gold kicked out of that one).

(Byrne then lifts Gold up, but Gold counters with his Knocking Da Fillings. Gold then whips Byrne into the ropes, but Byrne goes to the toprope, uses it as a springboard and goes for his trademark Spinning Heelkick off the toprope. But Gold ducks it and Byrne hits the canvas. Gold with a rollup, but he only gets a two count. Gold with a powerslam after he sent Byrne into the ropes. The match then ends when Gold throws Byrne into a corner, but Byrne jumps on the topturnbuckle, turns around and does his Ragna Rock - Spear off the toprope finisher - and takes Gold down with it. Byrne for the three count and he stays the Prime Time Champion).

Bill Carty: There you had it. Byrne and Gold, two individuals who know how to please a crowd. They put on a great match and the highlights we seen doesn't even give them enough credit. Maybe in the future we will see these two back in the ring again.

(The camera slowly fades in backstage to the locker room of "The" Nick Dangerous).

(Scott Monroe stands over his fallen body, to his left lies Erica and to his right lies Peter Tiger. In Monroes hand is a broken hockey stick. Monroe steps over the bodies and throws the stick down at the Dangerous' body).

Monroe ~ Payback may have taken longer than anticipated, but you had to know it was coming. Sean would have wanted it that way.

(With that Monroe steps from within the room, his black and silver eyes betraying a new glimmer within them).

Bill Carty: Yes, Scott Monroe claimed another victim. This time it was Nick Dangerous on the receiving end. And this wasn't even the last thing we saw off Scott Monroe. But more on that later on.

Bill Carty: Time for our third match. A match between "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson and "Mr. Showtime" Drew Ronning. A match with no real story. Except that Stephen Jackson had stolen the Prime Time Title and the Extreme Title in the last couple of weeks. Lets take a look at what happend in this match.

(Drew Ronning comes out first and he got a reasonable reaction from the crowd. Stephen Jackson then comes out together with Sean Orion and either one of them is holding a titlebelt. "The Perfect Team" gets booed right from the start. Once in the ring Jackson gets the early advantage coz of a cheapshot to the eyes. Jackson with an irish whip, but Ronning reverses the whip and delivers a Sky High to Jackson. Ronning follows that up with a standing moonsault and the cover for two. Ronning with the whip, but when Jackson comes off, he reacts with a hurricanrana. And Jackson then with a tilt-o-wirl powerslam on his opponent).

(Jackson then went for the anklelock, but Ronning reached the ropes. But Orion was near the ropes and he punched Ronning in the face and Ronning had to let go off the ropes again. Jackson dragged Orion back to the center of the ring, but Ronning wasn't about to tap out yet. Again Orion reached the ropes and this time the referee saw it in time and he made Jackson break the submission. A bit after in the match Jackson went for a backdrop, but Ronning came off the ropes and he countered with a Rocker Dropper).

(Ronning went to the top and he dived off for a flying body press, but Jackson rolled out of the way in time. Jackson for the cover, but Ronning kicked out. Jackson then got on the toprope and lifted Ronning up in the right position for his Landfall Piledriver off the toprope, but Ronning countered out of it and backdropped Jackson off the toprope to the mat. Jackson was layed out on the mat and the referee was checking on him. Ronning had hold on to the ropes and he climbed on the topturnbuckle. But at that moment Sean Orion climbed on the apron and he hits Ronning to the head with the Extreme Titlebelt. And Ronning falls down to the mat. Jackson got back up again and for a second time he moved Ronning up the toprope again and executed his Landfall for the threecount and the win).

(After the match was over Sean Orion set a table up on the outside. He then went into the ring and Jackson and Orion whipped Ronning into the ropes and when he came off they double flapjacked Ronning over the toprope to the outside and through the table. Ronning had a nasty fall and he had to be taken out by EMT's).

Bill Carty: There you had it, another win for Stephen Jackson. He and Sean Orion aren't making themselves popular, but they don't seem to care about that. Neil Down again made several remarks about Sean Orion, but again luckily for Neil, Orion didn't hear them.

(The camera fades in backstage).

(Blade rounds the corner, only to step into a vicious right from MacBeth. Blade stumbles back, but before he can regain his composure, Monroe steps out of the shadows behind him and nails him in the back of the head with a leaping spinning side kick. MacBeth pulls Blade up by the hair and throws him head first into the wall, the two walk away calmly as Blade slides down the wall).

Bill Carty: I already said it. Scott Monroe was cleaning house backstage.

Bill Carty: After seeing Scott Monroe and MacBeth take out Blade backstage it was time for the match between Goliath and David. The match between big and small. And like Neil Down compared it as, his penis size vs. Dean Thorntons penis size. But you can imagine that Dean slapped Neil after that remark. But anyhow, Ex-Terminator the big and strong former EWCL/Internet and Extreme Title holder had to take on Matty Midget. The week before Matty Midget had made a big impact by attacking MacBeth, Scott Monroe, Cerberus and Ex-Terminator after their tagmatch. Matty got some help from his buddy Griff Miller, but still he managed to take all four of them out. Well his first real one on one match was against Ex-Terminator. Not an easy task, but lets look at some highlights of that match.

(When Ex-Terminator was already in the ring, Matty Midget and Griff Miller came out. The crowd booed them loudly, but Matty didn't care. He stepped in the ring and he stood eye-to-knee with Ex-Terminator. The referee called for the bell and the match was on. At first Ex-Terminator didn't really know how to handle a midget in the ring. He wanted to grab Matty, but Matty kicked his tall opponent into the nuts immediately. Matty then went to the second rope and did his Midget Maker and dropkicked Ex-Terminator to the knee. Ex-Terminator fell down to one knee and Matty came off the ropes and kicked Ex-Terminator in the head with a roundhouse kick).

(After that move Matty climbed to the toprope again. He then dived off for a bodypress, but at that moment Ex-Terminator got up to his feet and he catches Matty out of midair. He lifts Matty up above his head and he holds him there for about 10 seconds. Ex-Terminator then walked to the ropes and he throws Matty over the toprope to the outside on Griff Miller. But Griff catches Matty out of the air and he places him with his feet on the ground again. Ex-Terminator in the meantime got on the apron and he jumped off for a double axe handle and he took Griff to the ground. Ex-Terminator then grabbed Matty and he threw him hard into the guardrail. He then lifted Matty up again above his head and Ex-Terminator then threw Matty back into the ring again).

(Just when Ex-T wanted to roll back into the ring, Griff Miller grabbed him and the two giants started to hand out fists back and forth. This gave Matty the time to recover. After a hard battle on the outside Ex-Terminator manages to get back in the ring again. But when he rolls in Matty does a baseball slide and hits Ex-Terminator right into the face. He picks him up and even sends Ex-T into the ropes. Ex-T comes off and Matty with a kick to the chin. His Sweet Chin Music. Matty for another kick, but Ex-Terminator blocks it and he lifts Matty up and goes for a powerbomb. But when Matty is in the air he pokes Ex-Terminator in the eyes and turns it into a midget hurricanrana. That was an excellent sight to see).

(After that move Matty went for the cover, but only got a two count. A little bit further in that match Matty comes off the ropes, but Ex-Terminator catches him and lifts him with two hands up by the throat. Ex-Terminator is about to do a double hand chokeslam on Matty, but Griff Miller enters the ring with a steelchair and he nails Ex-T hard to the back off the head. The referee didn't see this. Ex-Terminator had to let go off Matty and he falls down to his knees. Matty comes off the ropes and 42 Inch Crunch fameasser on his opponent. He then turns Ex-Terminator on his back and he delivered his Midget Town Maddness to get the three count and the win).

Bill Carty: That was the amazing win for Matty Midget. But there was more. In the end of the match the people saw that Scott Monroe took a seat at ringside. Then after the match was over he leaped over the guardrail and rolled into the ring. And lets take a look at what happend after that.

(Monroe is in the ring and he grabs Ex-Terminator and gives him a Deicide. Cerberus then comes out to the ring. Cerberus dashes down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring. Once again Monroe hits the crucifix pose and again Cerberus flips him off. Monroe then slowly smiles and points behind Cerberus, who spins quickly, to find no one standing there. Monroe then drops to his knees and continues to hold his arms out, begging Cerberus to hit him. For a moment Cerberus doesn't lay a finger on him, he then pulls back as if to strike Monroe, however Monroe delivers a low blow. As Cerberus doubles over, Monroe hops from his knees to his feet and delivers a vicious Heavens Gate {Evenflow DDT} to Cerberus, leaving him laying in the middle of the ring. Monroe then rolls out of the ring and exits through the crowd).

Bill Carty: Yes that was some surprising ending to that match. Monroe first took out Ex-Terminator and then even took out Cerberus. It was all a built up to the big main event match that we are gonna see in a few minutes.

(Prez Cazzo is standing in the middle of the ring with Neil Down. Cazzo waits till the crowd is quiet and then starts to talk).

Prez Cazzo: You remember last week? Last week was perhaps the most devastating moment in my career....

Neil Down: Just to remind the people, lets take a look at how The Royal Family beat you up and the EWCL wrestlers walked out on you...

(slap-ouch).

Prez Cazzo: NOOO!!! We are NOT gonna look at that!! Understand!! I was humiliated enough last week. I and the fans don't need to see it again.

Neil Down: ...uh.....ok... But then why are you here?

Prez Cazzo: Why I am here? Its quite simple. See, I knew that The Royal Family hates my guts and that they want to destroy the EWCL and want to put it to the ground. And I also know that Strait Hate hates me, but hey I hate him too. But what really shocked me and disappointed me is that Cerberus, Blade and Nick Dangerous turned their backs on me. They TURNED THEIR BACKS ON ME!!....They just walked out on me and let the entire Royal Family put me through a table. That did a lot to me emotionally. Really alot.

Prez Cazzo: Then what do you do when there only seem to be enemies in your company? What do you do when you need someone on your side? You know what you do then? You find yourself a ...SAVIOUR......You find a ...SAVIOUR!!!....Thats what you do and thats what I did. I contacted a person who in the past always offered his help to me. But in the past I always turned his help down. Now I needed his help and he accepted.

Neil Down: Who is it? Who are you talking about??

Prez Cazzo: I am talking about MY SAVIOUR!! I am talking about this guy.....(Cazzo points to the top off the ramp).

(One Step Closer hits, the CazzoTron flashes an sXe symbol. And "The Hardcore Saint" DAN PROHIBITION comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer wildly when they see him. Dan greets some fans on the way down to the ring and he then enters it. He walks over to Cazzo and the two shake hands. Dan then takes Neil Downs mic).

Dan: Well look whose back in business.

(The crowd cheers).

Dan: You know, I've been gone from this game for a long time now kids. Who remembers the Hardcore Saint?

(The crowd cheers again).

Dan: How's about we cue up that video package?

(The CazzoTron comes on and we see some of the highlights in Dan Prohibitions EWCL career. We see the first and only Blindfolded match, we see Dan and Dawg Fase go through a C4 bomb table. We then see Dan's several fights with Joe Johnson including the barbedwired rope ladder match. We then see Dan during the Death Match tournament in Japan. Finally we see Prohibitions tagging with first Rick O'Connor and his feud with him after that and finally we see Dan as the tagchamps with Sean Corvik. The CazzoTron then fades out again).

Dan: Dang, I am a freaking superstar aren't I?

Dan: You know, I've been gone all this time, but don't think I haven't been paying attention. I've been watching. I've been in Japan. Don't think the Hardcore Saint was retired. Don't think the Ultraviolent All Star was shelved. But I mean, I didn't come back to talk about all the great things I've done. And I've done a lot of great things aren't I right Cazzo?

Prez Cazzo: You sure did Dan. You brought prestige back to the Prime Time Title, you held it for quite a while. Besides that you had a tremendous feud with Joe Johnson. Furthermore you won the Hardcore Title and you held the tagteam championship together with both Rick O'Connor and Sean Corvik. Those are some accomplishments. So what brings you here, Dan? (Cazzo grins)

(Neil Down mumbles "yeah, stick a feather in his ass").

Dan: See I got a call the other night. I was living it up. Nice night in Buffalo. Just me, my girly, and the world given to us by God around. Alls of a sudden, I get this call thats practically the sound of a dead man. And who was that? Well that'd the man right next to me.

(Cazzo nodds).

Dan: So this guy calls me up and says he needs someone to help him find his salvation. He wants a savior. Well my friend, I don't work miracles, but I think you're looking in the right department for what you need.

Dan: So, let's get one thing straight real quick. Strait Hate? Who in the heck is Strait Hate? What kinda freaky messed up guy is this? What's your oppinion on Strait Hate, Cazzo?

Prez Cazzo: Strait Hate is a F&*KING ASSHOLE!!

(The crowd starts to boo Cazzo now).

Dan: Right, anyways. So this guy thinks he's Mr. Hardcore in this federation. Let me tell you something real quick right now.

(Dan gets angry)

Dan: I ain't gonna put up with crap like this from you Hate. Who do you think you are to invade this turf and proclaim yourself the king? Do you know who I am? See this belt.

Dan: This is the Big Japan King of the Deathmatch title. Ever worn one of these boy? No, I don't think you have. You wanna come to this house that me and Joe built around hardcore. You wanna come in here to where I revolutionized the hardcore movement and try and lay claim to my work? You wanna make an impact on what I've done. Boy, I'm the impact player here in EWCL. Always have been, always will be. You know, I look around, see some familiar faces, and some new. But it's all the same. A locker room full of sinners. The Hardcore Saint is gonna purge this league of sin once again. You will all pay penance for your sins, for I am your savior, the Hardcore Saint, Dan Prohibition.

(The crowd now gives a mixed reaction to Dan aswell, as some Strait Hate fans boo him now).

Prez Cazzo: Dan Prohibition is back baby, and Strait Hate better pack his bags and go back to "Hardcore WannaBee Town".

(The crowd boos Cazzo).

Prez Cazzo: Why boo me?? WHY BOOO ME?? It should be Strait Hate you are booing!!

(The crowd boos Cazzo even more).

Bill Carty: Was I right or not? It was a very intresting moment. Ladies and gentlemen Dan Prohibition has returned to the EWCL. What is that gonna bring us? Only God knows. Well after that segment Dan Prohibition had to leave the city right away to do some last minute arrangements. The people then went backstage and saw the 'Freedom Fighters' get ready for the main event match.

(In the locker room, Nick Dangerous, Blade, and Cerberus are all prepareing for the main event when Strait Hate busts in with white T-shirts in his arm).

Strait: Dudes, look at what I got made!!

(Strait tosses each man a shirt. they look at it... in brown lettering it says "Team "The" BlaCerHate." They all shake their heads in disgust).

Strait: What.... I spent all that time getting these made up and you pricks are gonna act all high and mighty??? Well fuck you!

(Strait runs out as the scene fades).

Bill Carty: Now that we have seen all of that it is time to take a look at the Main Event match from last weekends Insurgence. It was quite an intresting match and thats why we are gonna look at the entire match. You are gonna hear the original commentating of Dean Thornton and Neil Down. We join them when The Royal Family and the "Freedom Fighters" are standing in the ring getting ready for the match).

DT: All 8 men are ready for the match, but we only have to wait for our referee. We heard the rumours that we were gonna have a special referee for this match. I wonder wether thats true or not.

ND: I have no clue.

(At that moment Wake up by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Drake Laps comes walking out in a referee shirt. The crowd cheers him loudly and he nodds to the fans on his way to the ring. He climbs into the ring and he stares at MacBeth for a while).

DT: Well can you blame him. MacBeth kidnapped his wife, Kelly. It is obvious that Laps is pissed at MacBeth and that he wants a piece of him. I wonder if Laps can stay professional and call this match down the middle?

ND: Would you be able to do that?

DT: Don't know.

ND: Neither would I.

DT: Now Laps made everyone go to their corner and he calls for the bell.

Ding ding ding.

DT: Its gonna be Universal Champion Scott Monroe and Extreme Champion Cerberus who are gonna start off. These two have been having some great matches the last couple of weeks. A few weeks ago they headlined the Family Values 2 PPV and that was an excellent match. Then the week after that Monroe tagged with MacBeth and took on Cerberus and Ex-Terminator. Both times Monroe was the victor. Will it be different this time?

ND: Man, what an introduction.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Don't you sarcasm me!

ND: ...

DT: Monroe and Cerberus start to circle eachother and Cerberus gets Monroe in a hammerlock. But Monroe reverses it. Cerberus tries to move out and unleashes an elbow. But Monroe ducks it and he takes Cerberus down to the mat. The two get up again and lock up for a second time. Cerberus now with a side headlock and he throws Monroe into the ropes. Monroe comes off and Cerberus with a spinning heelkick that takes Monroe down to the mat!!! Cerberus picks Monroe up and he irish whips him into the ropes again. Monroe comes off and he slides between Cerberus his legs, gets up behind him and backdrop suplexes Cerberus to the canvas.

ND: Monroe then grabs Cerberus by the head and he does a snappmare!! And Monroe follows that up with a hard roundhouse kick to the back of Cerberus!! Oooh stiff kick!!....Monroe picks Cerberus up by the head and he irish whips him into a neutal corner. And Cerberus flies in hard backfirst!!! Monroe charges in and he does a few flips and ends it with a roundhouse kick into the corner!! OOOH GODD!! HE HIT CERBERUS RIGHT INTO THE FACE WITH THAT KICK!!! Man, what a kick!!

DT: Monroe with a couple of shots to Cerberus his head now. He then drags him out of the corner and he whips him into the corner once again!!! Cerberus goes into the corner backfirst for a second time in this match. Monroe then places Cerberus into a Tree of Woe position in that corner. Monroe goes to his corner and he tags in MacBeth. MacBeth comes in and Monroe and MacBeth both charge in on Cerberus ....and.....DOUBLE BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE CORNER IN CERBERUS HIS FACE!!! OOOOH HOLY SHIT!!!

ND: What a move!!! Monroe now goes back to his corner and MacBeth drags Cerberus to the middle of the ring and he goes for the cover, .....1....................................................2...................but a kickout by Cerberus. MacBeth then picks up Cerberus and hands out a few chops to the chest. MacBeth then goes into the ropes, comes off and he grabs Cerberus, ....BUT OOOOOOOH CERBERUS COUNTERS WITH HIS DEMON CUTTER!!!...HOW ON EARTH DID HE DO THAT!!!! MacBeth is layed out now on the mat and Cerberus goes to the corner and climbs to the toprope!! Cerberus on top and .........DOOMSDAY ON MACBETH!!!

DT: Thats it already for MacBeth or not!!! ...MacBeth is out and Cerberus now turns MacBeth on his back and goes for the cover, ..........this thing has to be over...........1......................................................2.................................BUT NOOOOO.....EXILE ENTERS THE RING.....AND HE BREAKS THE COUNT....HE PICKS CERBERUS UP.....TURNS HIM AROUND ........AND........OUTCAST ON CERBERUS!!!!.........OOOOH GODD!!!!......BUT BLADE COMES IN THE RING.........AND........DEATHS EMBRACE ON EXILE!!!!.......

ND: ....SEAN CORVIK GETS IN THE RING THEN.........AND.......RIGOR MORTIS ON BLADE...............THIS MAKES STRAIT HATE TO COME INTO THE RING.............AND.........HATEBOMB ON SEAN CORVIK!!!..................SCOTT MONROE ENTERS THE RING ...........AND...........DEICIDE ON STRAIT HATE...............NICK DANGEROUS THEN CLIMBS INTO THE RING AND HE GRABS MONROE ..........AND...........DANGER DRIVER ON MONROE!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!

DT: DANGEROUS RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR, BUT THEN FROM BEHIND HIM IT IS MACBETH.......AND.....FINAL ATONEMENT ON DANGEROUS!!!! ..........HOLY SHIT!!! Have you ever seen anything like this before!!! Probly the 8 best finishers in the EWCL, and we saw them within 30 seconds!! Unbelievable!! Just picture that!!....And referee Drake Laps didn't even knew what hit him. He was overwhelmed by all the action...You can't blame him for that.

ND: MacBeth now rolls himself on top off Cerberus and goes for the cover, ............1...................................................................2............................................................but Cerberus kicks out!!!....He kicked out!! ....He has not been eliminated yet!! MacBeth can't believe it and he goes over to Laps and he shoves him backwards. MacBeth then turns back towards Cerberus, but Cerberus counters with a lowblow!!!...Cerberus then rolls to his corner and he tags in Nick Dangerous. Dangerous has seemingly recovered from that Final Atonement and he steps back in. But MacBeth also tagged and he tagged in Sean Corvik.

DT: Corvik charges in on Dangerous, but Dangerous boots him into the midsection and lifts him up and does his trademark Spinning Samoan Drop!!! Dangerous picks Corvik up from the mat and after some shots to the head he whips him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Dangerous with a huge overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Great move by Dangerous. He goes for the cover, but Corvik kicks out after two. Dangerous brings his opponent to his feet and he sends him into the ropes again. Corvik comes off and he leapfrogs over Dangerous. He stops behind Dangerous and when Nick turns around.....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!

ND: Oohh man!!! A superkick right into the face!! Right into his Canadian smile!!! And Dangerous went down to the mat hard!!! Corvik now hooks the leg and he goes for the cover, ......1................................................................2................................but Dangerous kicks out of it!! Amazingly he kicked out of that Insanity's Embrace!! Corvik lifts Dangerous up and he throws him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Corvik with a forward rolling legscissors takedown!!

DT: Corvik then with a La Magistral Cradle for a cover attempt, ....1...........................................................2................but Nick kicks out of it in time. Corvik to his corner and he tags in Exile. Exile enters and he picks up Dangerous and he sends him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Exile backdrops him to the mat!! Exile for the cover, but Dangerous kicks out of it again. Exile lifts Dangerous up and he sends him into a corner. Dangerous goes in backfirst and Exile charges in right after. But oooooooh Dangerous lifts his knees up and Exile crashes right into those knees!!

ND: Exile is stunned and Dangerous tags in Blade!! OOOOOOOH!! HE TAGGED IN BLADE!!! Blade charges in on the still stunned Exile and ....DDT'S HIS BROTHER TO THE MAT!!!.....Blade then picks up Exile and throws him into the ropes.....Exile comes off and .....SIDEWALK SLAM TO EXILE!!!.......Blade for the cover and Laps counts, .......1............................................................2...........................................but Exile kicks out. Its not over yet for Exile. Blade couldn't eliminate his brother!! Blade now lifts up Exile, but oohh Exile mulekicks Blade!

DT: Blade bends down and Exile comes off the ropes and does a Rocker Dropper!! Exile shouts it out and he picks Blade up and he slaps him into the face!! Oh how humiliating!! Exile then waistlocks Blade and he executes a Full Nelson slam!!!....And he hit that pretty good!!!...Exile picks Blade up for a second time and he waistlocks him agian and this time delivers an atomic drop!!....And Blade goes into the ropes, but when he went into the ropes he tagged in Strait Hate. Exile didn't notice it and he focusses in on Blade.

ND: Blade comes off the ropes and Exile grabs him for a DDT.....but at that moment Strait Hate comes charging in with a LARIAT and he almost takes Exile's head off with that move!!! HOLY SHIT!!!....Strait goes over to Exile and he stomps down on him for a couple of times. He finally picks him up from the mat and he hands out a few right hands to the head. Exile stumbles backwards and Strait grabs him and does a belly to belly suplex!!! Strait for the cover, ......1....................................................2.......................but a kickout.

DT: Strait lifts Exile to his feet again and he grabs him from behind ...and........DOWN..........His full nelson into a running bulldog!!! What a move by Strait Hate!! He really shows alot of offensive here and shows us that he can wrestle aswell!!....Strait now even goes to the toprope. He climbs to the topturnbuckle .....and.....MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE....BUT OOOOOOOH EXILE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!......And Hate lands on the mat hard!!! Exile now hops to his feet and he goes to his corner and he tags in MacBeth.

ND: MacBeth comes in and Exile and MacBeth pick up Straite Hate and they lift him up and do a DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.....That was some double team move by Exile and MacBeth. The Family shows that it doesn't matter who teams up with eachother, it doesn't matter. Exile back to his corner and MacBeth hooks the leg and he goes for the cover on Strait Hate, ............1...................................................................................2...............................................................but ooooh Srait Hate with a kickout!!!....

DT: And MacBeth cannot believe it!! He can't believe that Strait kicked out of that one. And MacBeth now turns towards referee Drake Laps and accuses him of slow counting. He then shoves Laps backwards!! But Laps doesn't just let that happen and he shoves MacBeth aswell. MacBeth and Laps now standing eye to eye. And MacBeth shoves Laps once again!!.....Laps shakes his head and he shoves MacBeth again!! Man what a shoving contest!!.....

ND: But meanwhile Strait Hate has tagged in Cerberus. Cerberus comes into the ring and after that Laps has shoved MacBeth again, he turns MacBeth around, kicks him into the midsection and .....PEDIGREES MACBETH TO THE MAT!!!....Cerberus then quickly to the toprope.......and.......DOOMSDAY!!!.........Cerberus rolls MacBeth on his back and goes for the cover and. .......1...........................................2.......................................3...........MACBETH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

DT: Nobody could interfere as Laps was counting faster than usual I think. But he had all the right to do that!! It's now down to 4 against 3. The "Freedom Fighters" are in the advantage right now. Cerberus raises his hands and he moves over to his teammates and he tags in Nick Dangerous. For the Royal Family it is Scott Monroe who enters the ring. Dangerous and Monroe circle eachother for a bit until they tie up. They have locked up and Monroe with a knee to the stomache. And follows that up with a swinging neckbreaker!!!

ND: Dangerous is down and Monroe to the toprope and.......GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON DANGEROUS!!!.......Monroe showing why he is the Universal Champion!!!........Monroe for the cover now, ................1.........................................................2..........................kickout!! Dangerous not giving up here!!.....And Monroe now picks up Dangerous and he lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle. Monroe climbs on aswell now and he grabs Dangerous and sets him up for a superplex!! But......Dangerous blocks it!!.....And he pokes Monroe into the eye and .....FRONT FACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!...What a counter by Dangerous!!

DT: But Dangerous is too much pain to go for the cover right away. After a couple of seconds he manages to put his arm over Monroe and to go for the cover, .....1..............................................................2.................................................kickout by Monroe. The champion kicked out of it!!....Monroe now to the ropes and he uses them to get back on his feet. Dangerous in the meantime went to his corner and he tags in Blade. Blade comes in and he is just too late to prevent Monroe from tagging Corvik. Corvik comes in and .......HE SPEARS BLADE TO THE CANVAS RIGHT AWAY!!!...

ND: Corvik then unleashes a series of right and left hands to Blade's face!!! Corvik then pulls up Blade to his feet and he lifts him up and............THEOPHANY.........Some move by Corvik!!!....He goes for the cover on Blade now, ...............1...................................................................2......................................kickout by Blade!!! Blade is not giving up right away, oh no!!!.....He kicked out of that one and is still in this match. Corvik pulls him to his feet again and he whips him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Corvik for a backdrop....but Blade saw it coming and he lifts Corvik up and ....PILEDRIVES HIM TO THE CANVAS!!

DT: And Blade now drags Corvik over to the ropes and places him under the bottom rope. He then places his boot on the bottom rope and he starts to choke Corvik that way!! We have seen Blade do this move almost every match lately!! He sure likes to choke his opponents like that. Referee Laps now makes Blade break the choke and Blade lets go. He picks Corvik up to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and, he slides through Blade's legs, gets up and ....GOES FOR HIS INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!......But Blade catches the leg!!!!

ND: Blade caught the leg, but ....Corvik reacts and counters with an ...ENZIGUIRI!!!.....He kicked Blade to the head and Blade went down!!! Corvik now picks up Blade and he irish whips him while Exile sticks out his boot through the ropes. But .oooooooh Blade reverses the irish whip and he sends Corvik into Exile's boot!!! Corvik comes off stumbling and Blade catches him .........and.........DEATHS EMBRACE!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!......And Blade for the cover, and. .........1....................................................................2..................................................................3.....AND CORVIK ALSO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

DT: And Blade has just pinned Corvik!!! The Royal Family is down to two members while their opponents havent lost a man yet!! This isnt looking good for Exile and Monroe!!

ND: Uttt ohh... Strait Hate and Nick Dangerous are getting weapons... a tire iron and a hockey stick, I dont think they care about the win!

(Strait and Nick slide into the ring, both with the same intentions, the crowd is going nuts as the four member of team "The BlaCerHate" smile. Exile and Monroe cautiously back off as the men take aim. They rear back and.......).

DT: OH MY GOD!! STRAIT AND DANGEROUS JUST CLOCKED BLADE AND CERBERUS!! IT WAS ALL A SETUP!

ND: This doesnt look good for the EWCL.

(Exile and Monroe smile, the plan has worked perfectly. Blade and Cerberus are out cold on the outside. Exile raises Nicks hand and Monroe raises Straits hand in all their glory. Nick and Hate eye each other and give off a cocky grin when.....).

DT: What the??? Nick and Strait just layed out Exile and Monroe, what is going on here???

ND: I'm confused.

(The audience erupts as Strait calls for a mic and gets one).

Strait Hate: Confused, aren't you?? Well you see myself and Mr. Dangerous are quite pissed at the state of todays EWCL. Everyone is a sheep here, either following Cazzo or the Royal Family. The Royal Family had a point that destroying the EWCL would be the way to go, but fuck them, were gonna trump that. Were gonna take over the EWCL. Fuck Blade, fuck Cerberus, fuck the Royal Family, you all are sheep, and if you'd be sheep under the figurehead of Cazzo, why not us? From this day on, The Rebellion Project is in effect, and the EWCL will prosper under our guiding hands.

Voice: Very interesting, your gonna take over my federation, how cute.

DT: Its Cazzo!!

(Prez Cazzo appeared on the top off the ramp with a mic).

Cazzo: But just how do you plan on doing that, little boy?

Strait: Dont worry Cazz..... you'll see, this is just the first step. Step two is a cricket bat to your face.

(Cazzo feels a tap on the shoulder and turns around. *WHAPPPP* Cazzo gets blasted in the face by none other then.....).

DT: Its Thorn!! Hes back!!!

Strait: As you'll notice, my esteemed colleague Thorn is here to accomplish step two. Youll be seeing alot more of us in the near future, keep tuning in, America.

(Just then Corvik and MacBeth charge the ring. just as they slide under the ropes, the lights go out. a few moments later, they are in the ring only with a layed out Monroe and Exile. Hate, Dangerous, and Thorn are gone).

DT: Oh my Godd!! Did I just see all of that right? Did Strait Hate and Nick Dangerous turn on Blade and Cerberus? Did Thorn return and did he nail Cazzo with a baseball bat?

ND: ...uh.....yes...

DT: And look at Drake Laps. He is standing in the ring with a confused look on his face. What does he have to do now? Does he have to choose a side here? Is this match over? Its all in the hands of Laps now.

ND: And Laps is starting to count now. Blade and Cerberus are knocked out on the outside, while Monroe and Exile are laying in the ring................1...........2..........3............4.............5..............6................7.................8.......................9....................10........AND IT IS OVER!! But what is the result???

DT: Don't know. I think we have to hear that from referee Drake Laps!

ND: Then dammit, give him a mic!!

(Neil Down gets off his chair and he runs to the ring, rolls in and goes over to Drake Laps).

ND: Drake, whats the outcome of this match?

Laps: .......uhm.......well..........There was a countout....

ND: Yes, but who was counted out? Monroe and Exile or Blade and Cerberus?

Laps: ....uhm.....well.....The ones who were layed out on the outside......

ND: SO YOU COUNTED OUT BLADE AND CERBERUS!!...WHICH MEANS THE ROYAL FAMILY EVEN WINS THIS MATCH??

Laps: .....uh.......yes....I think so.....

ND: So people you heard it from the referee himself. The Royal Family has won this match by countout!! But what is more important is what happend with Strait Hate and Nick Dangerous. Who would have thought that would happen!!

DT: I guess Cazzo was already expecting something to happen with Strait Hate.

ND: Probly.

DT: But what a match we saw. The ending a bit of an anti-climax but what a match and a surprising turn and ending!!

(All of a sudden we then hear a voice from someone standing on the top off the ramp.....).

Voice: ''Drake?!"...

DT: Who's that?

ND: Can't see it.

(Drake Laps turns towars the ramp and he then quickly slides to the outside and runs to the top of the ramp).

DT: IT'S KELLY LAPS!!! SHE"S ALIVE!!!....MACBETH LET HER GO...OR SHE ESCAPED!!!

(Laps reaches the top off the ramp and he takes Kelly in his arms and holds her close to him, while she almost passes out).

ND: ''ooooooh" what a view!!

DT: And we even have a happy ending to the show. Folks this is it, the ending of this weeks Insurgence. Tune in again next time to find out what happens next in the EWCL.

ND: Goodbye!

Bill Carty: There you had it people. Did I promise too much? I don't think so. Anyway, this was it, this was the "The Week in Review" and I hope that next time we won't be taken off the air. I am Bill Carty, EWCL reporter. Thank you for watching.