Date: 1st December 2002
Place: Charlotte, North Carolina
Arena: Charlotte Coliseum

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

….DEICIDE.....Death's Embrace .........Outcast ........Darkest Hour .........Doomsday..........Final Atonement .........Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... ........Gold Star......NC-17... GoldDigger.....…Landfall...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Scott Monroe .......Blade ........Joey Gold........Cerberus ..........Sean Corvik ........MacBeth ..........Exile… ....Drake Laps….......Nick Dangerous ....Aaron Gold.....Stephen Jackson.......Strait Hate.

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Laps: Home sweet home…God I love being here…Got to visit Chapel Hill…

(Cheap Pop from the roaring crowd).

Laps: Don't you love it? Back home in Chapel Hill…Back here in the Charlotte Coliseum…BACK HOME IN CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA!

(Another cheap pop from the roaring crowd).

Laps: And tonight, Kelly?

Kelly: You're home…You're above your peers for one night, even though you haven't showed for the past two months in your work…You're home…

Laps: And guess what baby, no one is going to take that from me…Even though this show in Charlotte just started, I am going to speak to my fans…

(Laps smiles, touches the back of his hat for good luck and waves to Kelly as he walks out of room).

(The scene fades out and we go to our announcers).

Dean Thornton: Yes Charlotte, North Carolina, the hometown of Drake Laps.

Neil Down: And his beatiful wife Kelly Laps. She's still hot after a kidnapping.

DT: But let us do the introductions first. Welcome people! Welcome to Insurgence live on your television screen!!

ND: Welcome all!

DT: And Down, don't make us get taken off of tv again like two weeks ago. That was just bad.

ND: Well excuse me, I'm just being myself and say what I want to say. And iff someone doesn't like that, then they can kiss my .....

(slap-ouch).

DT: Stoppit Down!! Stop it right now!!

ND: Yeah yeah.

DT: Lets focus on whats happening in the EWCL. Last week we saw the turn of Straite Hate and Nick Dangerous as they formed The Rebellion Project together with Thorn. That was a huge surprise. Who would have thought that they were gonna turn like that?

ND: True. Nobody saw the Rebellion Project coming.

DT: But we had more last week as Cazzo called out Dan Prohibition as his saviour. Prohibition a former multi champion in the EWCL.

ND: I wonder if he can do what Cazzo wants him to do.

DT: Yes, we all know the high demands that Cazzo has.

ND: Then tonight we have a big main event match. Its gonna be a 4 corners tagmatch. Monroe and Exile from the Royal Family, Hate and Dangerous from the Rebellion Project, Blade and Laps and Dan Prohibition with a mystery partner.

DT: Who's the mysery partner gonna be? Thats what we want to know. Alot of names have been called out.

ND: CHRIST!! CHRIST!!...

DT: Yes, thats one of the names. Both Chris as Danny Christ his name have been mentioned for that spot. Heck I even heard Rick O'Connors name. Other names I heard backstage were Sparhawk, The Punishers and even Joe Johnsons.

ND: Wow, now that would be something now would it!!

DT: Yes, but that are only backstage rumours.

ND: Besides that main event match we have a match for the tagtitles between the champions Corvik and MacBeth taking on The Perfect Team. Gonna be intresting to see if the Perfect Team can pull a perfect win here and get the titles.

DT: Yes, thats gonna be some match.

ND: Other than those matches we have a threeway match with Matty Midget, Ex-Terminator and Coby Belton. And to start off we have a threeway match with Xavier Byrne, Marco and Aaron Gold.

DT: First of all let me say that Xavier Byrne's his Prime Time Title is not on the line in this match. But what I can say though is that if Byrne would lose here tonight that the winner will most definately get a title shot soon.

ND: You could be right about that one there.

DT: So who do we got next to the champion. We have Aaron Gold, who we all know. Gold comes back from a neck injury and we have to see how well he has recovered from that. Then we have Marco. The former IWF'er destroyed Thuglife Shaun Marquez and Coby Belton last week. So Marco is confident and in good shape. But can he beat the champion?

ND: Thats the question.

(Cruxified by Fozzy starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold comes out from the back. Gold comes out and the fans give him a good reaction. Gold checks his neck and then makes it to the ring and gets in).

(Fight song by Marilyn Manson begins to play and moments later it is Marco who comes out from the back. Marco also gets a decent reaction from the crowd as they remember what he did last week. Marco reaches the ring and gets in and waits for the last opponent).

(Enter Sandman blares over the pa system and Xavier Byrne appears from behind the curtains. The Prime Time Champion got his replica belt around his waist as Stephen Jackson still has the original belt in his possession. Byrne runs to the ring, hand the replica belt over and then he slides into the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The bell has rung and Byrne and Gold stare at eachother. It was Byrne who won the Prime Time belt from Aarons brother Joey. So Joey probly wants to restore the Gold reputation by defeating Byrne. Byrne and Gold circle eachother while Marco is standing in a corner and looks at it all. Byrne and Gold lock up and Gold with a hammerlock. He then irish whips Byrne into the ropes and when he comes off he takes the champ to the mat with a hiptoss.

ND: Byrne gets back to his feet and he and Gold tie up again. Gold manages to put Byrne in another hammerlock and after that he sends him into the ropes once more. Gold for another hiptoss, but this time Byrne reverses it and takes Gold to the mat with a hiptoss of his own. Byrne and Gold now both on their feet again and they stand eye to eye. At that moment Marco comes charging in on the two and ......HE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THEM TO THE MAT!!!

DT: Gold and Byrne went down and Marco comes off the ropes and does a legdrop on the champion. Marco then grabs Gold and delivers a few headbutts to him!! Gold staggers backwards and Marco runs in on him again and takes him to the canvas with a running clothesline!! God!!! That can't be good for Golds neck!! Marco almost took his head off!! Marco picks Gold up from the mat and whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and he slides through Marco's legs. Gold gets up to his feet and .....dropkicks Marco!!....

ND: But Marco is not going down!! He only staggers a bit......but at that moment Byrne comes off the ropes, uses Golds back as a springboard and leaps on Marco with a flying forearm and that takes the powerhouse to the mat!! Holy shit what a move by the Prime Time Champion!!! And Byrne attempts the cover right away, .......1...........................................2...........................but Marco kicks out of it. Byrne picks Marco up now and together with Gold they lift him up and execute a stalling suplex!

DT: Byrne then goes for another pin, .....1...............but Gold pulls Byrne off of Marco immediately!! Haha, ofcourse he did that!! Gold won't let Byrne get the win like that!! Thats pretty obvious!! Byrne and Gold both on their feet again now and they start to trade punches at eachother. Right hand after right hand is delivered. Noone getting the advantage. But just like before they only think of eachother and not off Marco. Marco managed to get back on his feet and he comes off the ropes and .....DOUBLE FLYING BULLDOG ON BYRNE AND GOLD!!

ND: What a move by Marco!!! And he know lifts Gold up and bodyslams him to the mat. Marco then grabs Gold and throws him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Marco takes him and .....flapjacks him and Gold lands neckfirst into the ropes!!! OH MY GOD!!! That can be devastating for his neck!! He only just got back after a neck injury when Strait Hate didn't execute a Gold Digger the right away!! And now it looks like Gold is in pain again. And Gold now even rolls himself to the outside!! Thats not a good sign!!

DT: And Marco doesn't really to care about it. He moves over to Byrne and picks him up. Marco sends him into a corner!! But Byrne jumps on the topturnbuckle and leaps off again for this trademark Spinning Heelkick off the top!! AND HE HITS IT!!!......Byrne hooks Marco's leg now and goes for the cover, .....1.....................................................2........................................................but Marco kicks out!!! Unbelievable!!!.....Byrne shakes his head and he gets up and picks up Marco.

ND: He then whips him into the ropes and when he comes off he goes for a backbody drop!! But Marco read the move and he kicks Byrne hard into the face!! Marco then lifts Byrne up and .......HELLBOUND 2!!! Oh yes!! Thats gotta be it allright!!!....Thats Marco's Jacknife Powerbomb into a sharpshooter!!! He got Byrne in that sharpshooter position now!! Is Byrne gonna tap out here? ..........The referee checks on him......and..........and......BYRNE TAPS OUT!! And Marco wins this match!!

DT: Marco defeated the Prime Time Champion in this threeway non-title match. What a win for him!! Too bad that it was a title match!! But Marco now most definately earned himself a title shot against Xavier Byrne. And he's gonna get it sometime soon. Maybe not next week, but within the next few weeks he'll get one.

(Commercials).

ND: So Thornton, whats next?

DT: We got a Matty Midget match coming up next.

ND: Oh God nooo!!

DT: You still don't like him huh?

ND: I will never like that Midget, just like I never will like Sean Orion or Aaron Gold or...

DT: Yes I know, the hatelist goes on and on.

(At that moment "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes out from the back. Prez Cazzo still gets boos thrown to his head, but not as much as they used to. Cazzo makes it to the ring, enters it and takes a mic).

Prez Cazzo: Well, well, well, Charlotte, the hometown of Drake Laps. What do you know? How could a good wrestler like Laps come out of a town like this...

(The crowd boos).

Prez Cazzo: HEY!! I didn't mean that in a bad way....

Prez Cazzo: But anyway I come out here because I have a couple of things to say. It mostly has to do with "The Rebellion Project". I mean common!! Strait Hate, Nick Dangerous and Thorn together in a group. HELLO!!! Doesn't that remind you of something?!??! Well? Doesn't that remind you off something, doesn't it remind you off ....THE EXECUTIVE???? And all you think that you are doing something new, huh? Well, you are wrong!! Trying to get success and fame off the back of The Executive. Thats pretty bad, now ain't it!!!

Prez Cazzo: I got some extra words for Strait Hate. Hate, you think you are the hardcore attraction, don't you? You think you are the toughest SOB in this federation? Well think again. As I got "The Hardcore Saint", "The Ultraviolent Allstar" on my side. I have Dan Prohibition who can't wait to take you apart.

(The crowd cheers).

Prez Cazzo: And you know what Strait Hate? It is gonna be you against Dan Prohibition, one on one against eachother on the 22nd of December at CHRISTMAS IN HELL!!!......OH YESS!!!...THE MOST HARDCORE MATCH EVER IN THE EWCL!!

(The crowd cheers again).

Prez Cazzo: And since Cerberus has vacated the Extreme Title, the Extreme Title will be on the line in that match!!! What do you say, huh? Think you can handle it?

(The crowd cheers once more).

Prez Cazzo: Thought so!! .....Christmas in Hell is gonna be PURE HELL THIS TIME!!......Because next to the Hardcore Battle of the Century we have the "6 MEN HELL IN THE CELL MATCH FOR THE UNIVERSAL TITLE". As of now one man is scheduled to be in it and thats Universal Champion Scott Monroe. The other 5 spots are still open, although ofcourse Strait Hate and Dan Prohibition won't be able to compete it in. So what more do you want 3 days before Christmas? Nothing!! The EWCL continues to rule and I will continue to rule it!!! Mark my words!!!

(The crowd cheers and Cazzo drops the mic and leaves the ring and walks out).

DT: Hmm, it looks like they are not constantly chanting 'Asshole' when he comes out. What an improvement.

ND: Hey, he is our boss. He's the main man!! The hot shot.. the big chief.....

DT: Yes, yes, we know it Down. But now it is time for our next match. Matty Midget vs. Ex-Terminator vs. Coby Belton.

ND: Nice match. A midget, a monster and a puker. Nice way to start a joke.

DT: The midget actually defeated the monster last week, don't forget that. Matty had some help from Griff Miller, but he still got the threecount on Ex-Terminator. You can say what you want, but that was some win for Matty. And well Coby Belton, what can you say about the Soda Boy. He sure knows how to entertain people.

ND: Yeah, but when was the last time he won a match?

DT: Good point.

("You want a soda?" can be heard followed by the opening tunes of Chop Suey by System of a Down. Coby Belton comes out and he walks to the ring and enters it).

(Seek and Destroy by Metallica plays and Ex-Terminator steps out from behind the curtains. The big guy looks focussed and he stands still on the top off the ramp. He's not moving and he stays there till the end of his entrance music).

DT: What the hell is Ex-Terminator gonna do?

ND: I think he's waiting for Matty Midget.

(God's Kingdomy by Guttermouth begins to blare over the speakers and from behind the curtains Matty Midget comes out).

DT: Matty runs out and Ex-Terminator grabs him right away by the throat!! OOH MY GODD!!! AND EX-TERMINATOR CHOKESLAMS MATTY MIDGET ON THE RAMP!!! God what an impact!!! And Ex-Terminator now picks up Matty once again. He lifts him up for his EXTERMINATED!!!......But wait!!!.....

ND: GRIFF MILLER COMES OUT!!!....Miller comes out and he nails Ex-Terminator to the head with a steelchair!!! We saw something similar like that last week!!! Ex-Terminator falls down to one knee and Miller continues to beat down on Ex-Terminator with that steel chair!! And Ex-Terminator is layed out on the top off the ramp now!! Griff Miller took him out with numerous chairshots!! Ex-Terminator is knocked out and Matty Midget is now slowly crawling back to his feet again.

DT: Matty Midget got up to his feet now. He looks at Ex-Terminator and ....he spits on him!! Ooh how disgusting!! ....And Matty now walks down the aisle to the ring now. He reaches the ring and climbs in to face Coby Belton.

Ding ding ding.

DT: Matty has entered the ring and Belton walks over to him. Belton then starst to circle, but Matty doesn't move so it looks pretty stupid the way Belton is circling around Matty. Belton then stops, but Matty counters right away and he lowblows Belton!! Belton falls down to one knee and Matty kicks him into the chestarea a few times. Matty goes into the ropes, comes off and he dropkicks Belton to the chest!! Belton falls to the mat and Matty goes for the cover, .....1.........................................................2.............but a kickout by Belton.

ND: Matty gets up and he goes to the toprope. He climbs to the top and ....HE DIVES OFF FOR A BODY PRESS.......BUT BELTON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! And Matty lands hard on the canvas!! Belton moves back up and he grabs Matty and he hands out a couple of European Uppercuts!! He then grabs Matty and he slingshots him and Matty lands facefirst into the topturnbuckle!! Belton follows that up with waistlocking Matty and he executes a german suplex!! Belton for the cover, .....1.............................................................2......................but Matty with a kickout.

DT: Belton lifts Matty to his feet again and he sends him into the ropes. Matty comes off and Belton with a drop toe hold and Matty goes face first to the mat. Belton comes off the ropes and plants an elbow to the back of Matty's head. He turns him around and tries to cover Matty again, .......1......................................................2....................................but another kickout by Matty Midget. How does he do it? That little guy got some strength.

ND: Belton lifts Matty up, and he throws him into the ropes. Matty comes off and he slides through Beltons legs, gets up behind him and ...when Belton turns around he pokes Belton in the eyes!! Ooooh what a cheap shot!! Belton is blind for a moment and Matty goes to the second rope and .....MIDGET MAKER!!!.....He dropkicked Belton to the knee and Belton goes down to the mat!!!...And Matty jumps on Beltons back now and ...he hooks in his Hate Crime on Belton!!!..Its a combination of a crossface and a mandible claw!!

DT: But it sure is effective as Belton is yelling it out from the pain!! Oh God that looks painful!!!.....But Belton reaches for the ropes and grabs them!! The referee makes Matty break the submission now. Belton uses the ropes to get back to his feet again and he moves over to Matty, but Matty kicks him to the chin!!!.....And Belton goes down to one knee again!!!....Matty into the ropes, comes off and ...42 Inch Crunch!! A spinning fameasser on Belton!!

ND: And thats the setup for his finishing move!!! Matty goes to the topturnbuckle now!! He gets to the top and ...HE LEAPS OFF THE TOPROPE FOR HIS MIDGET TOWN MADNESS!! AND HE HIT IT!!.....Matty goes for the cover, and. .........1.................................................................2.................................................................3....He gets the win!! Matty Midget wins once again. I can't believe it!!

DT: You're damn right it was!! But be forewarned, this next segment might not be for the faint of heart! We've got word the newly formed Rebellion Project is on their way to the ring!!

(Camera cuts to the back, at the top of a staircase. A generic blue door stands in front of he lens. From behind the door, some scuffling and movement can be heard. Very shortly after, the door busts open, and Strait Hate walks into the little lobby, smug look upon his face. Behind him, Nick Dangerous walks out from the room as well. The two step to the side of the door, while the "Ignorant, Indignant, Impotent Immigration Sensation" Jose Jose is next to exit from the darkened room. For some reason, Jose is carrying a large, silver boombox, and he looks to be straining under the weight. After that… nobody else comes from the dressing room.)

DT: … Ummm… it looks as if the Rebellion Project is one short…

ND: Where the hell is Thorn?!?! Don't tell me that lazy bastard stopped wanting to work ALREADY!!

(Strait waits for a few seconds longer, then gets a very impatient look on his face. A second later, Strait looks into the room, and shouts.)

Strait: THORN!! Get your ass out here!!

(From inside the dark room, we hear a reply from the returning wrestler.)

Thorn: … Not until Jose play my theme music!!!

Strait: You fucking prima-donna!! You're holding up the damn show!!!

Thorn: Just tell Jo-Jo over there to hit the damn button, and I'll make my big entrance!!

(Jose fumbles around with the obviously heavy CD Player, and eventually hits the play button. The cameraman moves onto the ledge, facing Jose, as Nick takes a second to look into the room.)

Nick: There, he's playing the damn music! Now fucking catch up, glory-hog!

(From inside the room, Thorn begins to announce his own entrance.)

Thorn: … Ladies and gentlemen… FINALLY making his return to the EWCL… the ONE… the ONLY… the XTREME…

(Strait and Nick roll their eyes.)

Thorn: … He is THORN!!!!!

(The music from the stereo picks up… and it's a very catchy beat. A little TOO catchy… Strait and Nick look at the stereo in amused surprise.)

Radio … *It's Raining MEN!! Hallelujah! It's Raining Men!!*…

(Strait and Nick immediately fall to the floor, rolling around and laughing.)

Thorn: ACK!! SWEET JESUS, NO!!!

(Thorn runs from the darkened room, right up to Jose Jose and hits stop. Strait and Dangerous have tears in their eyes.)

Strait: HOLY SHIT, that's funny!! Thorn made his GRAND RETURN to "It's Raining Men"!!!!

(Nick stands up, wiping a tear from his eye.)

Nick: … Good God man… why do you even have that on CD??

(Thorn gets a panicked look on his face.)

Thorn: WHA?!?! It's-It's NOT MINE!!! I SWEAR IT!!!

(Strait and Nick look at each other… Strait makes the little hand motion for "bullshit"… yeah, that one…)

Thorn: I DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!!! SERIOUS, I DON'T!!! Look, it's Jose's CD!!

(Jose starts to furiously shake his head "no" in denial, and raises his hands to further say it's not his. One problem… the hands he raises were also holding the stereo player. The giant silver jam box falls to Earth rapidly, right on top of Thorn's foot. Strait and Nick resume laughing, as Thorn hops around on one foot, holding his injured one.)

Thorn: MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! DAMMIT TO HELL!!!!

(Thorn continues to jump around, and bumps into Jose Jose. The Mexican Monster falls backwards, and rolls hard down the stairs. At the bottom, Jose lands at the end of a roll, and shoots forward. His head instantly runs THROUGH the railing posts. Thorn stops hopping around, and looks down at Jose.)

Thorn: Now THAT's FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

(Thorn laughs at Jose, as Nick and Strait run to the edge of the stairs, completely serious.)

Strait: Are you fucking MAD?!?! He could be dead down there!! Stop laughing, you ASS!

(Hate and Dangerous run down the stairs. Thorn looks down at them, with a dejected look on his face.)

Thorn: … Dammit, I can't get no props in this muthafocku…

(Thorn joins his partners at the bottom of the stairs. The camera is right behind him, and upon reaching the bottom spies…)

Nick: Oh my God… his head is stuck in the railing!!!

(Thorn starts to chuckle, but quickly gets an evil glare from Strait Hate. Everyone grabs Jose's leg or arm, and starts pulling. All it does is cause Jose to scream in pain.)

Nick: I've got it!! I'll be right back!!!

(Nick runs off screen, and the camera pulls back. As the camera pans back further, everyone realizes they were watching a monitor in President Cazzo's office. Van Zandt himself is sitting in a plush leather chair, watching the proceedings.)

Cazzo: Let's see… decide to attack me from behind with a cricket bat… it does only seem FITTING that they get what's coming to them when they are at their weakest…

(Cazzo grabs a cricket bat from behind his desk, and smacks it on his hand a time or two, letting a devilish smile creep onto his face. Cazzo backs his chair out from behind the desk, and slowly walks towards the door, smacking the cricket bat. Eric opens the door, and steps out into the hallway.)

ND: Mr. Van Zandt is going to regulate NOW!!!

(Right as Cazzo steps into the doorway, the door swings back and smacks him in the head. The force of the blow knocks Cazzo back into his office. The camera quickly whips around to see a man in a black mask run into the office behind him.)

DT: THE PRESIDENT can't catch a break!! He's getting attacked by somebody in his own office!!!!

(The masked man stomps continually into the president, then picks him up off the ground. Holding him by his shoulder and belt loop, the masked man whips Cazzo around, then runs him head first into his own desk. Van Zandt stumbles backward, holding his head and neck, and falls onto his back.)

ND: WHERE THE FUCK IS SECURITY?!?! SOMEONE GET UP THERE TO HELP OUR FEARLESS LEADER!!!

(The man in black grabs Cazzo by the arm, and begins to drag him towards the door. The attacker drags Cazzo, until his head just peeks out of the door frame, then lets him go.)

DT: Oh, Lord… was does this man have on his mind?!?!

(The assailant steps into the hall, and grabs the door. With as hard a swing as he can muster, he swings the door closed, right onto the unprotected head of Eric Van Zandt.)

ND: JESUS!!! SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY HELP HE PRESIDENT!!!

(Cazzo is left face down on the ground, broken and bleeding, as the masked man looks down at him, with a copy of the devilish grin Cazzo was wearing earlier. From inside the office, we hear the monitor still playing, as the masked man walks off.)

Strait: DEAR GOD!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, NICK?!?!

Thorn: You're gonna kill him!!!

Jose: … FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(A loud crack is heard from the monitor, followed by a crack and loud screaming)

Strait: WHAT the hell is your problem??!

Nick: HEY! He's out, isn't he?!?!

(The camera turns down the hall at the sound of security finally making it over to the beaten president, and checking on him, as the camera shifts back to the arena.)

(Commercials).

(The lights go down in the middle of a sentence that Neil Down is speaking…As everyone looks at the Cazzotron, Down Below by The Buzzhorn hits the coliseum as the drum tone echoes through it… Fireworks flair through the arena as a man in mad light blue is shown with his back towards the crowd…The name "Laps" is highlighted on the back of Drake Laps' jersey, as his number "22" takes full light off the back…The UNC sign on the back of his hat gleans as he turns around looking at the crowd, which is erupting…Drake Laps walks to the left of the stage as the signs go nuts through the air… "UNC Alumni, Hometown Boy, Drake Laps!" "The Corner is Back home!" "Drake Laps=Hometown Hero" Laps goes nuts as he runs to the other side twisting his hat in the air pumping up the crowd…He walks down the aisle and slaps the crowds hands as he runs into the ring going into one of the corner turnbuckles and jumping to the middle, raising his arms in proud…He runs to the other one diagonally across and raises his arms as the crowd goes nuts…He gets tossed the microphone from the side as his music stops he sits in the middle of the ring as he breathes in to start talking, but gets interrupted by the chant known round the world… "Laps! Laps! Laps! Laps!"…He stops as he looks around with the people going nuts in the background…He then brings his microphone up to his mouth and starts to speak).

Laps: Finally, Drake Laps, HAS COME BACK, TO CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA!

(The crowd erupts over the small retarded The Rock impression, even though, mad cheap pop).

Laps: Where have I been, Laps fans? Where have I gone to? Where did Drake Laps, the supreme kai of the EWCL, the Holy Shit Award winning, Drake Laps go to? It's the question that has been asked from place to place…I come to each even, always wondering who is going to ask me next…And going two months without even speaking my mind on any of it is a huge problem in that effect…But as you see, doing things is a consuming factor in my wrestling career…Having a wife and a child is an important thing in my life, and wrestling…My own job, that I've been working hard for the past year or so, has totally made something out of me…I'm exhausted, that over the fact that people are still into me…I'm getting tired of just coming up every week with something new…But why do I do it? I do it for the fans…For the people that have cheered me on for the past few years, and being back home in Charlotte, North Carolina brings back a lot of memories for me…

Laps: But when you think about me, you think about consistency…Always there for the block of the punch, always there to be watched on, and to see what on the "boards" of wrestling, to see that interview that you've been waiting for…But motivation is something that brings into you very much…If you're unmotivated, the ways of blocking come into place…Blocking from what? Thinking, thinking clear and straight…When you think of writers, you think of the great Shakespeare…Who wrote plays that totally change the dimension of theatre itself…You think of the great horror writer Stephen King, who horrified tons of readers with his chilling writings…But who do you think of when you think of wrestlers promo writers? Do you think of there problems? Of there wasteful times in the limelight, finally getting the confidence to write, and bam…It gets knocked out by some rookie that thinks he's all that and a bag of chips…Sadly, the times have changed, and people are becoming even more of something to myself…Who am I? Drake Laps…Your neighborhood friendly Lapsy at your service…Bringing all of your problems and pains straight to me…Do I take care of it? I try to…I try to help out the ones who are needy the most…Either with a relationship problem, or just problems in itself…What's been wrong with me? Is it my fault I haven't shown up anytime during the week, or even during the month…Two months, two months of heartbreak…Is there actually something wrong with Drake Laps? The man that brings a lot of heart and soul to the fans…That's why they're here people would say to me…Because you're there inspiration…Only if I could watch some of those tapes of being thrown off of platforms, crosses, cement things…And being brought down, 10 feet in the air…I've been battered and bruised…And even when I bring out my best, I get the credit that is deserved…Greatly, President Eric Van Zandt, President Cazzo to all, has been giving me great opportunities that people would've brought up easily…Would've easily wanted to have before me…Do I deserve it? Of course…Even if I haven't been here for awhile, I think I still deserve some credit…

Laps: And now? What I am going to do…what am I really here for? Are you going to show up and be a totally great impact to the EWCL? Are you going to stop the dominance of the great Royal Family, and take down our Universal Champion, Scott Monroe?

(Boos go across the crowd).

Laps: Am I going to stop the newly formed stable of Strait Hate, Throne, and Nick Dangerous? All enemies, and something that I haven't even thought about…

(Another aura of boos go across the crowd).

Laps: But really, are you going to join a good stable? A place where you can beat all of those people up at one time, and not come back…What are you going to do about them Drake? What are you going to do? Are you going to take care of them? As I look forward, I could take of them if I wanted to…Thorn and Strait Hate, we've known each other for the longest of times…Dating back to even UWC, we've been buds since the late days of that federation…We know each other…Nick Dangerous, an enemy until the end…We've talked, we've known to be friends, and than enemies til the end…Macbeth, ah the man that I have been watching over since he put my wife into a horror of everything around her…What were you thinking? As you finally gave her up, everything has come into my hands, Macbeth…You've been wanting me to step up, step back into the spotlight…Step into something that has been not me for the last few months, because of my absence on the playing field…But when was the last time you saw me perform at a high risk taking level? Scott Monroe…the man that has tortured me in those weeks, took more over and never wanted me to look back…You made me afraid of what I wanted to be, Scott…YOU WANTED ME TO DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE…And now, you're going to pay for it…As now, I'm back home…

(Crowd goes nuts for the cheap pop).

Laps: And now, nothing is willing to go wrong…

(The lights turn off, as the sudden sound of a popping microphone hitting the ground is only heard…The fans scream as the lights stay off for a few seconds, and only total silence is herd from the booth and crowd…Finally, the lights are turned back on, and only the microphone is appearing in the middle of the ring…Drake Laps is nowhere to be found…The crowd goes ballistic, starting to boo, as everyone is looking around…The camera goes to Neil Down and Dean Thornton, as they start to take over).

DT: What the hell is happening tonight? First Cazzo gets brutally attacked and now Drake Laps disappears out of nowhere. What is this?

ND: It's sports entertainment Thornton.

DT: Oh thats it. I see.

ND: Uhuh.

DT: But anyways. It is time for the next match between the current tagchamps Sean Corvik and MacBeth against The Perfect Team of Sean Orion and Stephen Jackson.

ND: Sorry but the words Perfect and Sean Orion should never be used in the same sentence. There ought to be a law about that!!

DT: Take it easy Down.

ND: Yeah yeah.

DT: Orion and Jackson are the challengers and lets see how they are gonna do against the champions.

(The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion bounces on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring. Once into the ring he throws his white towel to the ring keeper before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times and bouncing a few more times on the spot).

(So Much Pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac plays and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson comes out from the back. He got the Extreme Title on one shoulder and the Prime Time Title on his other. Both titles he stole. Jackson gets booed as he makes it to the ring. He climbs in and highfives with Sean Orion).

(Vanity or perfection by Dimmu Borgir plays and Sean Corvik comes out. The tagchampion walks to the ring and climbs in).

(The camera then goes backstage and we see that MacBeth is ready to go to the ring. When all of a sudden a police officer taps MacBeth on the back. Two other police officers arrive at the scene aswell and they handcuff MacBeth and give him his rights. They they transport MacBeth out).

ND: Oh God!! The police has just arrested MacBeth!! Right before he had to go out!!

DT: It must have to do with the Kelly Laps kidnapping!! Hell, maybe he is even responsible for the Drake Laps kidnapping. Or even the Cazzo attack!!

ND: But it means that MacBeth is out and that Corvik has to do this on his own or not?

DT: I think so.

ND: So that scumbag Orion even has a good chance on winning the tagtitles. Dammit!!

(At that moment Mike, Sean Orions mate, walks over to Neil Down and he shouts "QUIET" in Neil Downs ear. Neil Downs face goes white as a sheet and he doesn't move a muscle or say a word).

(In the ring we see that Corvik is on his own and that Sean Orion now asks for a microphone. He gets one handed to him and he takes the word).

Sean Orion: Hey Corvik, I got a present for you.

(Orion approaches Corvik slowly).

Sean Orion: You hear me? I said I got you a present.

Corvik:.....................

Sean Orion: Trust me you'll love it.

(Mike walks over and hands a t-shirt to Corvik).

Sean Orion: You see what it says Corvik? "World's greatest daddy". Ain't that just the cutest Corvik.

(Orion drills Corvik in the head with the mic before beginning to nail him with lefts and rights).

DT: Oh my God!!! And Jackson now also joins the party and Orion and Jackson are double teaming on Corvik!! Common guys!! Thats not allowed!!

(Fuck it by Seether plays and Exile comes running out from the back. Exile reaches the ring, slides in and he cleans house and takes both Orion and Jackson to the mat with a couple of clotheslines).

DT: Its Exile!! He comes to the rescue!! But is he allowed to be here?

ND: Not sure.

DT: Well if the tagchampionship is in the hands of The Royal Family, then each member can be allowed to be part of the tagteam. I remember seeing something like that a number of years ago in a different federation.

ND: Ah yes, "Here comes the Axe, look at the Smasher, we're Demolition" (Neil sings) oh and Crush of course.

DT: Exactly.

ND: So you think The Royal Family can do the same thing?

DT: Thats what I reckon yeah. But lets concentrate on whats going on in the ring. The referee calmed everyone down and it looks like it that we are gonna see a regular match now. And it are gonna be Corvik and Orion who are gonna start of.

Ding ding ding.

DT: Corvik and Orion circle eachother for a couple of seconds until they lock up. Orion gets his opponent in a side headlock and he pushes him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Orion with a high knee and Corvik goes down to the mat. Orion hooks in a headlock and tries to wear Corvik out that way!! But Corvik with an elbow and he hits Orion with it. Corvik with another elbow and Orion lets go off the headlock. Both men get back on their feet again and Corvik kicks Orion into the midsection and he irish whips him into a corner.

ND: Orion goes in backfirst and Corvik rushes in and splashes on top off Orion!!! Corvik then steps on the bottom rope and starts to hand out a series of punches to Orion's forehead!! ...1....2....3.....4.....5......6......7.......8.......9.......10.....11....oh man he doesn't stop at 10.......12........And at that moment Stephen Jackson climbs in the ring and he charges in on Corvik. He hits him to the back and he then lifts Corvik on the topturnbuckle!! What the hell is he gonna do? Jackson climbs to the turnbuckle aswell now and he grabs Corvik and ......BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!

DT: Great move by The Perfect Team!!...Corvik landed on his back and Jackson gets back to his feet now and he moves over to Orion who's still backfirst in the corner. He runs over to Orion and ......HE DOES A MONKEY FLIP AND ORIONS LANDS ON TOP OFF CORVIK!!!....WOW WHAT A DOUBLE TEAM MANOEVRE!!! Did you see that Down?

ND: Not gonna say a word about Orion.

DT: ...uhuh...

ND: Orion now on top off Corvik and he's going for the cover, ......1........................................................2......................................but Corvik kicks out!! Look at the Royal Family, how confident they are! Exile doesn't even have to interfere to break the count. Exile knows that Corvik can handle it on his own!! Man, what an understanding!! But back to the action. Jackson is back in his corner and Orion now picks up Corvik. He irish whips him, but Corvik reverses the whip and Orion goes into the ropes. He comes off and Corvik with his forward rolling leg scissors takedown!

DT: Corvik up and into the ropes, he comes off and does an elbow on Orions left leg!! Corvik quickly picks Orion up and he ..DDT's him!! Corvik then tags in Exile. Exile enters and he waits till Orion is moving back to one knee. Exile then charges in and executes a Rocker Dropper!!! And Exile going for the cover, .....1.............................................2.........................but this time Orion kicks out. Exile grabs Orion, but ooooh lowblow by Orion!! Exile is stunned for a moment and Orion follows that up with a SAMBO SUPLEX!! ....OOOOH GOD!!!!

ND: .......

DT: No comment? ND: No.............And Orion tags in Jackson. Jackson storms towards Exile and picks him up and sends him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Jackson for a tilt-o-wirl powerslam!! Jackson going for the cover, but Exile kicks out after two. Nope, we don't have new tagchampions. Jackson picks Exile up from the mat again and he hands out a few chops. He then throws Exile into the ropes again. Exile comes off and he ducks the forearm. He comes off the opposite ropes and ....SPINNING HEELKICK!!!.....Jackson did not see it coming and he got it right in the face!!

DT: Exile to the topturnbuckle now. And he jumps off and does a guillotine legdrop on Jackson!! .....Exile for the cover now, ....1................................................................2...............but Sean Orion comes in and he breaks it up!! He drags Exile off of his tagpartner!! Orion goes back to his corner and acts like nothing happend. Exile grins and he stomps down on Jackson while he stares at Orion. Orion is starting to lose it and when Exile cynically kicks Jackson again, Orion enters the ring again!!....But Corvik also enters the ring and .........INSANITY'S EMBRACE TO SEAN ORION!!

ND: Good God!! He hit Orion right in the face. What a superkick!!!......And Exile now picks up Stephen Jackson. He sets him up for his OUTCAST!!......But noooooo, Jackson moves out of it and he kicks Exile to the midsection and follows that up with a snap suplex!! Jackson drags himself to his own corner and wants to tag in Orion, but Orion is still layed out on the mat!!! Jackson climbs to his feet then and moves over to Exile. He picks him up and after a chop he throws him into the ropes.

DT: But Exile holds on to the ropes. Jackson sees it and he charges in on Exile, but Exile counters and he backdrops Jackson over the toprope!!!.......But Jackson lands with his feet on the apron!!! And he turns Exile around and ....HE SUPLEXES EXILE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ...And Exile lands on the concrete!! Jackson is still standing on the apron, but is unaware of Sean Corvik. Corvik charges in on him and ....HE CLOTHESLINES JACKSON OFF THE APRON TO THE CONCRETE!!

ND: And Corvik grabs the toprope, and ...HE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOPROPE AND DOES A PLANCHA ON TOP OFF JACKSON!! OOOOOH MAN!!!! All three of them are now layed out on the outside!! ....And look!! Sean Orion is getting back up again!! He climbs to the topturnbuckle ......and .....DIVING FISTDROP OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE ON CORVIK!!!...And now all four are on the outside!!

DT: Orion is the first one to get up and he grabs Corvik and he drags him over to the nearest ringpost. He has Corvik by the head and wants to ramm his head into the ringpost. But Corvik blocks it and ...WHAMMMM....ramms Orions head into the ringpost!! And Orion falls down to the concrete. Jackson and Exile now are also back on their feet again. Exile quickly kicks Jackson into the gut and rolls him back into the ring again. Exile to the apron and he goes to the topturnbuckle!!

ND: What is he gonna do? Exile standing on the topturnbuckle now, facing the crowd. Jackson is layed out and Exile dives off for a MOONSAULT!!!.....BUT JACKSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!.....BUT HOLY SHIT!!!...HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?! HE'S NO LUCHADORE?!!...EXILE LANDED ON HIS FEET AFTER THAT MOONSAULT!!!......And Exile waits till Jackson turns towards him and he grabs him and .....OUTCAST!!!

DT: He got the OUTCAST on Jackson. Exile for the cover, and. ..........1..........................................................2.........................................................3.....And they win The Royal Family are still the tagchampions. Corvik and Exile did it. They have beaten Orion and Jackson. And what a beating did they get!! Oh my!!

ND: No comments.

ND: ITS THE MESSIAH!!

(Christ listens to the crowd going nuts and he then uses crutches to move down the aisle to the ring. He still limps after what the Royal Family to him at Havoc).

(Christ climbs in the ring and asks for a mic).

Christ: Good to be back in the ring, people!

(The crowd cheers).

Christ: Folks. There always have been people like Nick Dangerous in this world And there always will be. People who use others to their advantage and don't really give a crap about what comes of it. But why me? Why me, Nick? Look at me. I'm on these damm crutches. I have pain in my ribs that only the devil can think of inflicting. So you could get one over on Sean Corvik? It wouldn't surprise me. A man like you going into a match he knew he wasn't winning. Back up in the most gullible minded man in the business. Was it gullible? Or was it just a burning desire to step back into this ring? A little light that you feuled with your heroic tales and speeches. It was nothing more than...

(Christ is about to continue until interupted by the sound of Fire in the Head by the Tea Party as Nick Dangerous comes to the stage.)

Nick: Oh boo hoo Chris Christ, boo, friggin' hoo, go cry me a god damn river, don't get all upset because you "think" I used you, don't start feeding MY fans this trash, you're telling them lies, I didn't USE you, I simply borrowed you, I needed something done, and I went out and did it. It's called planning Christ, only I could have thought of a plan like I did when I beat Sean Corvik, and everyone participated accordingly, don't hate me because I'm a freakin' genius, alright Chris? Just accept it, and go away.

(Christ nods with a smirk across his face. He shakes his head once before speaking again.)

Christ: This is exactly what seperates me from you Nick. I can say where I have went wrong and admit my mistakes. You never know that one day a cripple like myself could come back to haunt you. Haunt you like you've never ever dreamt!

(Chris goes to step out of the ropes when Nick interupts him.)

Nick: OOOHHH NOOOO! Chris Crippled is gonna haunt me! I'm so unimpressed, HA! You think your words are gonna harm me in ANY way? LOOK AT YOU! Your beaten, you're in the worst shape I've seen you in, you're a prime example of the ONE thing that the Royal Family has actually done right. So don't start picking fights that you can't finish, because if you do so much as lay a finger on me, instead of leaving on crutches, you'll be ending the night on your death bed.

(Christ throws one of his crutches to the outside of the ring to the delight of the crowd. He then makes his way over to the corner of the ring to climb out but is soon stopped by the sound of the roaring crowd. He turns just in time to see Strait Hate slide in from the crowd with a tire iron in hand. Chris is caught in two minds as Hate stands with the tire iron and a grin on his face and Nick is laughing on top of the ramp. He then begins to walk down to the ring mocking Christ.)

Nick: HA! Not so confident now are you Christ? You're looking kind of screwed now, see what happens when you don't listen?

(Nick slides into the ring and continues to laugh.)

Nick: What a class act Christ, seriously, you crack me up.

(Chris Christ whacks Nick in the arm with his crutch.)

(Nick's face fills with anger as the crowd goes nuts. Chris smiles as he lowers the crutch back to his leg for support. Strait goes to lunge in on Christ but Nick signals him back. Nick smiles a little at the sly bravery from Christ.)

Nick: You know what? It isn't even worth it anymore, I'll leave you for now, you're bravery is getting sad and pathetic. I have a match tonight, unlike you, so getting hit with a friggin' crutch isn't gonna be good preparation, I'm out of here, let's go Strait.

(As Nick goes to walk away with Hate following him Christ drops the crutch from under his arm. He looks at Hate with a huge grin on his face. Hate's face drops into an utter stunned look and the crowd goes ballistic. Hate calls out Nick and just as Dangerous turns he is greeted by a Cerevisi superkick. Nick goes down to the mat in a heap an as Christ turns Hate gets the last laugh with a tire iron to the ribs of Christ, knocking the former champion to the ground, Nick picks up the mic after recovering and begins to speak.)

Nick: See what I mean Chris!? Your stupid attempts of bravery always, ALWAYS wind up slapping you right back in the face…I'm gonna hope this is the last I see of you tonight, let's go Strait.

(Fire in the Head hits the PA system as Nick and Strait leave the ring.)

(Commercials).

DT: Before we get to our main event folks, we have some disturbing news. Due to the attack on the President this evening, an Ambulance has FINALLY arrived. Cazzo Van Zandt still has not woken up, and is being loaded up by the EMT's as we speak… let's go to the back.

ND: … No, Don't show this… I might not be able to take it…

(The scene quickly cuts to where Cazzo is on a stretcher, breathing mask applied, and being loaded into the back of an ambulance. The camera moves up to look inside the window of the bay doors, and sees a heart monitor being attached to the injured president. An EMT knocks on the door, and its sirens blare, driving into the night.)

DT: Again, if you're just joining us, that was the President, Eric Van Zandt being loaded into an ambulance as a BRUTAL attack from a man dressed in black.

ND: A COWARDLY ATTACK!!!! This was the work of…

(The lights dropping out interrupts Down. The fans start to cheer the new event, as a slow, peaceful song eminates from the PA system. Just a few seconds later, all that stops, as "Balls to the Wall" by Fozzy hits. "Rebellion Project" is spelled out on the Cazzotron, and all the lights return. The fans give a mixture of boos and cheers, as when the lights come back, Thorn, Strait Hate, Nick Dangerous, and Jose Jose are all standing on the ramp.)

ND: It's THEM!!! They did this to Cazzo!!!!

DT: They couldn't have!! Jose was stuck in the railing!!

(Jose is wearing a neck brace, a wrapped bandage around his forehead, and taped bandages over both his ears. Nick looks over at him, and chuckles, then pats him on the back. Jose just cringes and flips him off.)

ND: It doesn't matter!! They are responsible for this!!!

(Strait Hate calls for them to cut the music, and pulls a mike from his pocket.)

Strait Hate: Wellllllll, it looks like the Rebellion project doesn't have any work to do anymore, huh? I mean, how can there be a fucking rebellion when the damn president is a vegetable being carted away to the meat house?

ND: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!

(The Project thinks so, as they all start to laugh inwardly to themselves.)

Strait: After a complete and utter thrashing like that, the beating we're going to give these bastards here tonight is going to seem like nothing!!! But seeing as how it doesn't look like Cazzo is in any shape to perform his duties…

(Strait pauses for a second, letting this last bit sink in.)

DT: What the hell is he getting at?

Strait: … Let's turn this over to the Projec's legal expert… Thorn!!

(Thorn points to himself with a shocked look on his face. Strait throws him the microphone, as Thorn gives a wry sort of smile.)

Thorn: If memory serves me correctly… Cazzo's contract was written implicitly for the fact that if Cazzo was ever not able to perform his duties, than someone from his family is supposed to take over…

(The crowd starts to buzz anticipating what is going to happen.)

Thorn: Well, it looks like the rest of the Van Zandt clan hates him… he damn near killed his own cousin… I should know, we helped!!

(Thorn and Strait laugh.)

Thorn: … He doesn't have any kids… well, at least that he knows of. It looks like Cazzo really only does have ONE member of his family ready to take control of the EWCL in his absence…

(The crowd starts to cheer, as the announcers are mortified.)

ND: Oh Good God no….

DT: … DO NOT tell me…

Thorn: That's right!!! YOUR new and acting president of the EWCL… "SODA BOY" COBY BELTON!!!!

(The crowd erupts at this, as the camera quickly changes to the backstage area, where Belton is sitting in front of a monitor, drinking a Chicken flavored soda. He hears he is the president, and proceeds to spit out the soda all over the TV screen in surprise.)

ND: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

DT: The SODA BOY!! COBY BELTON, CAZZO'S ADOPTED SON, IS IN CONTROL OF THE EWCL!!!! This is unprecedented!!!!

ND: This is WRONG!!!! This can't be!!

DT: It is, Down! Belton is YOUR boss now!!!

(The camera cuts back to Thorn.)

Thorn: That's RIGHT, Belton!! You're the adopted son of Cazzo, so now you are the president in his absence! And just remember one fucking thing, Soda Boy! Your one adopted dad may have the thought power of an eggplant right now, but you still have one more adopted father!!

(Nick nods his head, pointing at himself and grinning.)

Thorn: So, Soda Boy, you had BETTER listen to us, or else "Soda DAD" here is going to bend you over his knee and spank you!!

(Nick grabs the mike.)

Nick: YEAH!! I'll… WAIT A SECOND!!! I ill NOT!! I won't be spanking Soda Boy!!!

Thorn: Aw, come on, man… you too much of a pussy to discipline your own child?

(Thorn drops the mike, as the groups heads to ringside.)

DT: The Soda Boy is your new president!!!

ND: Thorn is back… Cazzo is gone… Soda Boy is the fucking president… THIS TRULY IS HELL!!!

DT: This is unbelievable!! Belton is the new President. Can't believe it.

ND: Yeah I mean. Are we gonna get free Soda Cans during the commericals breaks now or what?

(slap-ouch).

ND: Sorry, bad joke. I know this is serious.

DT: The Rebellion Project is already at ringside and Strait Hate and Nick Dangerous climb into the ring and they wait for their opponents.

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).

DT: Its Blade and he is alone!! He is alone because Drake Laps has disappeared.

ND: I think he has been abducted by aliens.

DT: What??

ND: Yes, you hear these stories all the time. People getting abduced by aliens and they do tests on them and have sex with them.

(slap-ouch).

ND: Ok, I made that last part up.

DT: Anyway, Blade has to do this on his own. Its gonna be hard for him.

ND: The way it looks now The Rebellion Project will be in the advantage. I mean Blade is alone, Monroe tags with Exile and Exile just had a match before the break. And we don't even know who Dan Prohibitions partner is gonna be.

DT: Maybe it even would have been Cazzo himself. You never know.

(Fuck it by Seether plays and Exile comes walking out and makes it to the ring).

(The arena falls into darkness, silence fills the air).

Voice ~You think he might be pushed over the edge?
Exile ~ With Monroe there is no edge, that's what I like about him though.
Voice ~ Would he kill?
Exile ~ Are you scared?
Voice ~ I always am.
Exile ~ Then I wouldn't want to ask that question for fear of the answer.

(A slow pounding guitar begins to fill the arena as Golgotha tenement blues by Machines of Loving Grace begins to echo from the P.A. A bright spotlight falls atop the entrance ramp as Racheal steps forth, the E.W.C.L. Universal championship strapped around her waist. Extending her arms in the mock crucifixition, she stands there for a moment, then words ring out through the arena, grizzly and cold).

I am city, I am the park, I am glow in the mother fucking dark
I'm shocked and I seethe
I don't want to believe
No more....no more....never...

(Scott Monroe steps from the darkness and wraps his arms around Racheal, kissing her gently on the back of the head, then the two make their way towards the ring. Racheal climbs the steel steps and stands on the apron as Monroe pulls himself up. Holding the ropes open, she steps through and he follows. Slumping in the far corner, Monroe sits there as Racheal removes the Universal championshp from around her waist and holds it aloft in the air. Turning slowly she then moves to the corner and seats herself between his legs, the Universal championship slung over her shoulder).

(One Step Closer hits, the CazzoTron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor. Dan stares at Strait Hate and doesn't take his eyes off of him).

DT: And now who's gonna be Dan's partner? What did Cazzo have up his sleeve before he got brutally attacked? Who is it gonna be? Is it gonna be Christ or Sparhawk or Johnson or Punisher? Who's it gonna be?

(The opening lyrics to Guttermouth's "God's Kingdom" start to play and the following words appear on the CazzoTron).

SIZE

(A series of pictures flick up. Matty Midget flying off the top of a Hell in the Cell cage, Matty dropkicking chairs into faces, Matty hitting a Midget Maker).

DOES

(Matty with the Krew, Matty with the IWF World Title, Matty with the Internet Title, Matty's name in the Hall of Fame).

ND: Oh God no, not him again!!

DT: Matty Midget is the mystery partner!!

MATTER

ND: Oh man, is that what Cazzo had up his sleeve? No wonder they attacked him. I doubt Dan will be happy about this!!

DT: Hey don't underestimate Matty. He is still undefeated.

ND: Uhuh.

DT: Everyone is in the ring now so its time to begin. 7 of the best wrestlers around in the EWCL.

ND: It looks like the Universal Champion Scott Monroe is gonna start off and he is gonna start off against Blade. Yes, Monroe and Blade are the two men in the ring right now. Monroe and Blade circle eachother for a couple of seconds until they tie up. Blade gets Monroe in a side headlock and he then grabs him by the waist and brings him down to the mat. Blade holds on to Monroe and he executes an atomic drop and Monroe ends up into the ropes.

DT: Monroe comes off the ropes and Blade takes him in a german suplex and executes it. Blade pulls Monroe to his feet now and he sets him up for a Full Nelson slam, he got it hooked in, but ooooh Monroe counters with a jawbreaker!! And Blade to his knees!!..Monroe bounces off the ropes, comes off them and ....SHINING WIZZARD Roundhouse kick!!!!!! Oh my God yes!!! Some kicks to Blade!! Monroe grabs Blade and he throws him into a corner. Blade goes in backfirst and Monroe with a couple of flips and comes in the corner and does a roundhouse kick to Blade's head!!

ND: Yes trademark Scott Monroe. Monroe drags Blade out of the corner now and he does a short arm clothesline. Monroe then looks at Exile and goes over to him and tags him in. Exile enters quickly and rushes over to his brother. He picks him up and slaps Blade in the face. Exile then sends Blade into the ropes and when he comes off he does a belly to belly suplex!! And Exile going for the cover on his brother. Is he gonna eliminate Blade already? ....1..........................................................2...........................but a kickout by Blade.

DT: He won't let his brother pin him this early in the match. That would be too embarassing for Blade. Exile brings Blade to his feet and he throws him in the corner again. For a second time Blade goes in hard backfirst and Exile charges in after. But Blade sticks his elbow out and Exile goes into the elbow facefirst!! Exile stumbles backwards and Blade catches him and ..SIDEWALK SLAM!!!.....And Blade now looks around and who's he gonna tag in now? ...He walks over to the corner of The Rebellion Project and he tags in Nick Dangerous.

ND: Dangerous hesitates for a moment, but he then climbs through the ropes into the ring. He goes over to Exile and picks him up. Dangerous hands out a couple of punches to Exile and lifts him up and delivers a northern lights suplex!!!....And Dangerous for the pin, ...........1.........................................................2.................kickout by Exile!! Dangerous grabs Exile and he whips him into the ropes...He comes off and Dangerous takes him and he does his famous spinning samoan drop!!! He sure does that move well.

DT: Very well indeed. And Dangerous goes to his corner and tags in Strait Hate. Hate comes in and he charges in on Exile and ....POWER LARIAT!!!.....Wow we almost saw a decapitation there!! Its like he wanted to take Exile's head off with that lariat!!! Hate picks Exile up and he chops him to the chest a couple of times. Strait kicks Exile into the gut and he then whips him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Strait backdrops Exile to the canvas!! Strait signaling that he's gonna go to the top now!!

ND: Oh yeah thats really what we want to see. Strait Hate going to the topturnbuckle!! We've seen it before and he's doing it again. He stands on the topturnbuckle and faces the crowd...He jumps off for his FAT GUY MOONSAULT!! ....BUT EXILE LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!.....And Strait lands on the knees hard!!! And Exile crawls to his feet. He gets up and he got a smile on his face and .....HE TAGS IN DAN PROHIBITION!!

DT: We've got it right here people!! Strait Hate and Dan Prohibition on the mat!! One against one!! Dan circles around Strait, who's still in pain from those knees to the ribs. And Dan now asks for a mic. What the hell?

(Matty Midget hands a mic over to Dan and he starts to talk to Strait Hate).

Dan Prohibition: Strait, I got an offer for you. I am gonna give you the opportunity right now to repent your sins and to walk to the back and don't have to wrestle me. What you think, Strait?

(Strait Hate looks up to Dan, he gets to his feet and starts to laugh hard in Dan's face. He takes the mic from Dan and says).

Strait Hate: You've got to be F&*KING KIDDING ME!!!

(Hate then throws the mic to the outside and nails Dan with his right hand).

DT: Oh man!!! And Dan returning with right hands!! We got a slugfest going on in the ring now!! Punches are traded back and forth!! Strait now swings again, but Dan ducks it and he kicks Strait into the midsection and sends him into the ropes. Strait comes off and Dan with a standing lariat!! And he takes the big guy to the mat!! Dan grabs Strait up from the mat and ....OSAKA STREET CUTTER!!.. He hooked Strait for a reverse DDT, but then lifts him over his shoulder so he drops on their feet, and then delivers a diamond cutter!!

ND: What a move by Dan!! Strait is down and Dan going for the cover, .......1..............................................................2...................................but Strait Hate kicks out of it. Dan pulls Hate to his feet and he hits him with a big right hand. He then grabs him by the arm and throws Hate into the ropes. Hate comes off and he ducks the forearm off Dan. He stops right behind Dan and grabs him in a Full nelson move, and turns it into ....DOWN!!......His full nelson into a Flying Bulldog move!!!

DT: And now Strait goes for the cover, ...........1........................................................................2.......................................but Dan kicks out. Strait picks Dan up by the head and the two hardcore wrestlers stand eye to eye in the center of the ring. The two then both go into the ropes and when they come off they take eachother to the mat with a double clothesline. Both Strait and Dan are layed out on the mat right now. Who's gonna be the first one to get back up? Is it gonna be Strait or is it gonna be Dan?

ND: THEY GET UP AT THE SAME TIME!!!....Both Strait and Dan are up and Strait tags in Scott Monroe and Dan tags in Matty Midget!! That was the first time but probly not the last time that Strait and Dan stood eye to eye. Monroe smirks when he sees Matty and he walks over to Exile and discusses something. Monroe then nodds and he turns towards Matty again. Monroe and Matty start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. Matty then runs in on Monroe and he kicks him to the chin!

DT: And Matty into the ropes and he comes off and does a dropkick to Monroe's left knee!! And it even causes Monroe to go down to one knee. Matty traditionally goes into the ropes now and he comes off and goes for his ....42 Inch Crunch!!.....But Monroe knew it was coming and moves out of the way in time and Matty lands to the mat. Monroe grins as he picks up Matty from the mat. He grabs him by the head and does a snappmare!! He then moves behind Matty and kicks him with a stiff kick to the back!!

ND: Monroe lifts Matty to his feet and he irish whips him into Exile's corner!! And Matty flies in and ends up in a tree of woe position in the corner!! Scott Monroe charges in on him and .....does a kick combo to Matty Midgets!!! Oh man!! Monroe now drags Matty out of the corner. And goes for the pin, ....1.......................................................2.................................but Matty with a late kickout. Monroe now goes to pick up Matty, but ooooooh Matty with a lowblow!!!

DT: Right between the legs!!! What a lowblow by Matty!! And the midget into the ropes, he comes off and .......42 Inch Crunch!!....This time he actually hit it on Monroe!!!....Matty now quickly to the topturnbuckle and he wants to finish Monroe with his Midget Town Madness. Matty leaps off, .....BUT......MONROE GOT UP IN THE MEANTIME AND HE KICKS MATTY WHILE HE WAS IN MIDAIR!! GOOD GOD!!!

ND: Monroe moves over to Matty and he picks him up and he throws him into the corner where Blade is standing. And Matty takes that opportunity and he tags in Blade. Blade comes in and the two lock up!! Blade waistlocks Monroe and lifts him up, but Monroe blocks it and delivers an elbow to the head. He then irish whips Blade, but Blade reverses the whip and sends Monroe into the ropes. Monroe comes off and Blade with an overhead belly to belly suplex on Monroe!!

DT: Blade then drags Monroe over to the ropes and places him under the bottom rope and then puts his boot on the ropes and starts to choke Monroe like that!! After 5 seconds the referee makes Blade break the choke. Blade pulls Monroe to his feet now and he sends him into the ropes. Monroe comes off and Blade for a backdrop, but Monroe reads the move and ....swinging neckbreaker!! Oh yes!!! And Monroe picks Blade up now and .....HEAVENS GATES...!!!....TWO EVENFLOW DDT'S AFTER EACHOTHER!!!

ND: And that could be the end for Blade. Blade is out now and Monroe is waiting. He waits till Blade is getting back to his feet again. Oh man he's so cynical, its unbelievable!! Now after about 10 seconds Blade climbs back up and he is still stunned from those DDT's. He staggers around the ring and moves over to Strait Hate and Nick Dangerous to make the tag, but both wrestlers act like they don't see him. Meanwhile Monroe tagged in Exile. Exile climbs in the ring and he moves up behind Blade, turns him around and ....OUTCAST!!!

DT: Outcast on his brother!!! And Exile for the cover, and. ...............1....................................................2...................................................3....BLADE IS OUT!!...Blade has been eliminated by his own brother!!! And Exile raises his hands in the air!! But he doesn't get alot of time because Dan Prohibition enters the ring and he executes a neckbreaker on Exile that drops him across his knee into a backbreaker!!! Dan lifts Exile up and throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Dan with his....GODSMACK!!!.......Oh man what a superkick!!

ND: Dan is going for the cover on Exile now, is he gonna eliminate The Royal Family? or not, ......1..............................................................2......................but then Strait Hate comes in and he breaks the count by kicking Dan to the back off the head. Dan gets to his feet and he charges in on Strait and he knocks him down to the mat with a double axe handle!! Dan follows that up with a series of stomps to the head off Strait!! He then picks up Strait to his feet, sets him up and ......STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE!!! ...HOLY SHIT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!! And Strait is out!! Not the legal man, but he is knocked out. And Dan with more stomps to his head!!!

DT: Look at the fury in those stomps!! Dan continues with kicks and stomps on Strait Hate and is unaware of Exile. Exile manages to get back on his feet again and he comes up from behind Dan and takes him in a full nelson!!! ..And Dan is struggling to get out of it!!! He's doing everything he can to move out of it!! But Exile lets go and he grabs Dan by the arm and whips him into the ropes....Dan comes off and Exile with a powerslam!!...

ND: Exile for the cover on Dan now, .....1..................................................2...........................................kickout. Exile shakes his head and he tags in Nick Dangerous. Dangerous gets in and he keeps Dan to the mat with a couple of kicks. Dangerous pulls Dan to his feet and he whips him into the ropes. While Dan goes into the ropes he tags in Matty Midget. Dan comes off and ...Dangerous with a spinebuster!!! And he then turns Dan around and hooks in a sharpshooter!!

DT: Dangerous got Prohibition in a sharpshooter and we see that Matty Midget comes in......But we also see that Strait Hate grabbed a steelchair from under the ring. He slides back in and at that moment Thorn climbs on the apron and he distracts the referee. Strait is in the ring with the chair and ......WHAMMMMMMM!!!.....HE HITS MATTY IN THE HEAD WITH THE STEELCHAIR!! And Matty goes down to the mat!! ......Dangerous still has Dan in that sharpshooter, but Dan is holding on!!

ND: Strait then moves in on them and ....BAMMMMMMM........BAMMMMMMMMMMM......BAMMMMMMMMMMM......He ramms the steelchair three times into the back of Dan's head!! And Dan looks to be out of it right now!! He looks to be knocked out, but what do you expect!!! Strait slides out of the ring again with his steelchair now. Dangerous lets go off Dan and he rolls him to the outside. Dangerous then smiles and tags in Scott Monroe.

DT: Monroe comes in and he picks up Matty Midget ....and ......DEICIDE!!!....Deicide on Matty Midget!!......And Monroe for the cover, and. .........1.....................................................................2.................................................................3......Matty Midget and Dan Prohibition have been eliminated!!! Who could have seen this coming!!!

ND: And The Royal Family eliminated another team!! On the outside we now see that Strait Hate walks over to Dan Prohibition and he starts to talk trash to him. Strait then swings the chair again and ...BAMMMMMMM.......nails Dan to the head another time!! God nooooo!!! Strait swings again, but at that moment Exile charges in and jumps off the apron and takes Strait Hate to the concrete with a flying forearm!!!

DT: Wow what a move by Exile!! It looks like he started his second youth!!

ND: Nick Dangerous and Scott Monroe are left in the ring as Strait Hate and Exile battle it outside of the ring. Dangerous and Monroe are exchanging right hands, Dangerous wanting at Monroe for what he did to Erica last Insurgence! Monroe gets the advantage with a knee to the gut of Dangerous, he sets him up for the Anthropotheism!

DT: But Nick is squirming out of it, Dangerous freed his leg and rammed his shoulder into Monroe's stomach, and sets him up for a TIGER DRIVER! AND CONNECTED! Dangerous stands up and wobbles around the ring feeling exhausted. Dangerous gains a little more energy and looks down on the fallen Scott Monroe, Nick looks fueled with rage as he begins to choke out Scott Monroe!

ND: The referee is demanding he lets the hold go, but Dangerous isn't stopping, the ref is counting to five, and Nick lets go at the four count, gets up, and argues with the ref.

DT: But look outside the ring, while Nick is arguing the ref, Strait Hate sees a good opportunity to get hardcore while the ref isn't looking. Strait Hate has that same steel chair in his hand. The chair he used on Dan Prohibition only minutes ago. This can't be good! Wait a second is that?

ND: Who? What?

DT: CHRIS CHRIST JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE DELIVERED THE CEREVISI TO STRAIT HATE! AND HE GIVES EXILE ONE TOO!

ND: YES! Nick Dangerous just saw what happened while he was arguing with the ref, Nick points to Chris Christ and talks trash, but Scott Monroe is recovered, he taps on Nick's shoulder as Nick turns around. Scott Monroe kicks Nick in the gut and…................DEICIDE!!!!!

DT: Oh this has to be over, Monroe goes for the pin.

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ND: And Nick Dangerous lost it, thanks to Chris Christ! And Chris is loving it. Scott Monroe slides to the outside wakes up Exile from the Cerevisi and the two winners of the match walk away. Chris is slow behind the two as he walks backwards up the ramp, laughing at the sight of Dangerous's downed body, but wait….......Someone is running up behind Christ with a goalie's hockey stick!!

DT: IT'S THE MAN IN THE BLACK MASK!! The one who attacked President Cazzo!!!!

ND: It's HIS FAULT!!! His fault we don't have Cazzo anymore!! His fault we have the SODA BOY!!! Somebody shoot him!!!

DT: HOLY SHIT! That attacker just ran in and hit Christ in the leg with a goalie stick! Chris is on the ground, and the man continues to beat away at him with the hockey stick!!!

ND: LOOK!! The Rebellion Project has joined in!! Thorn, Strait Hate, Nick Dangerous!! All of them are stomping away with the masked man!!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW they were behind this attack on Cazzo!!!!

DT: Wait a second, they're stopping the beating for a second.

ND: Thank GOD!!!

DT: Hold on a second… the Project steps away from the man for a second… He's pulling off his mask!!! It's… It's… Oh my Lord…

ND: …Sweet mother of God…

DT: … It's Chazz Mendel!!!! CHAZZ MENDEL, FORMER IWF Champion has come to the EWCL to join the Rebellion!!!

ND: Why in the hell is HE here?!!! And why has he come like this?!? FIRST, He destroys our wonderful president, and NOW!! He's taking out Chris Christ!! This is plain EVIL!!!

DT: Christ is down, and holding on to his once recovered leg, doesn't look too good now. Nick and Strait Hate are recovered in the ring as Nick signals Chazz to bring Christ to him. Chazz throws Christ in the ring as Hate and Nick proceed to stomp on him, Chazz runs in and joins on beating Christ. Strait rolls out of the ring to get a chair then goes to the top rope, as Nick lifts Christ in the air, HATE GIVES CHRIST A JUMPING CHAIR SHOT AS NICK SLAMS CHRIST TO THE GROUND!

ND: NO! NO! NO! What the hell is going on here! Nick is now outside of the ring setting up a table, as Strait Hate puts Christ on the table, Nick picks up a mic….That's great, just great.

Nick Dangerous: You NEVER listen Christ! Now it's time I give my promise to put you on your death bed! Highspot his ass Chazz!

DT: Do what? Chazz is running to the ropes, bounces off and runs towards Christ and performs A SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO CHRIST ON THE TABLE! Good lord! This is inhuman!

(Nick, Hate, and Chazz rejoice over Christ's downed body as the scene fades to black.)