Date: 29th December 2002
Place: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Arena: Mellon Arena

Exile: THIS IS…ROYAL FAMILY TV!!!!!

(The lights come on showing the new set. RFTV logos are set on each side of the entrance and the ring is now colored in red and black with the logo in the center. The fans are cheering loudly as the camera settles on the announcer's desk and the all too familiar faces of Dean Thorton and Neil Down).

Dean Thornton: Well, well, well Down, we are back again and it is time for another RFTV.

Neil Down: Hmm, I wonder how long before Roadblock is gonna hit you in the head.

(slap-ouch).

ND: Hey!!

DT: Nobody is hitting me in the head tonight!! I'm getting a bit frustrated by that big goof.

ND: Hey, you don't have to convince me. I rather commentate with you than with Roadblock. They guy is nuts. He really is.

(The conversation of the two gets interrupted by Seethers Fuck it. The opening riffs of this song play over the pa system and out comes Exile. The fans start to boo immediately when they see him. Exile walks to the ring and enters it and asks for a microphone).

Exile: I'm home!! Pittsburgh I LOVE YOU!!!.....

(He actually gets a good pop from the crowd after saying that).

Exile: Pittsburgh, lets take a look at the Family Tron for a moment, shall we.

(The Family Tron comes on and we first see footage of two weeks ago where Exile is putting a pillow on Prez Cazzo's face in the hospital. The scene then cuts out and right after we see highlights of the Hell in the Cell match at Christmas in Hell. The match that started off with 6, but in the end it were Exile, Sean Corvik and Scott Monroe who were the last three men left to decide who was gonna be the Universal Champion. It turned out to be Scott Monroe who hung on to the titlebelt. Although he stepped on a C4 bomb right when it exploded after the match and was taken out on a stretcher.......The Family Tron shows all these highlights including a returning MacBeth and the Tron then fades out).

Exile: The Royal Family was in control, we were in total control. Just like we are here on RFTV. We are in control and we and only we decide what happens. It's that simple. And it's what Corvik, Monroe, MacBeth and I did at Christmas in Hell.

(He smirks)

Exile: Let's talk about Christmas in Hell. Last year it were Sean Corvik and me in that legendary Brawl in the Mall match at Christmas in Hell. A match that was the match of the year. Sean and I really put eachother through hell in that match and gave the crowd everything. This year it were Sean Corvik, Scott Monroe and I who gave the people their money's worth. Not Chris Christ and most definately not The Rebellion Project. Not The Rebellion Project coz, ........they......uhm......SUCK!!........

Exile: And that Hell in the Cell match would have even better if that no-good Jerry "5 Star" Campbell wouldn't have taken me out of that match!! Well Campbell, you are gonna pay for what you did. Maybe not tonight because you are fighting, you know....uhm......Roadblock....but I will get my hands on you soon. And thats a promise. As for The Rebellion Project just like computers ........uhm....YOU SUCK.....

(The crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Some boo him and some cheer him on as he is from Pittsburgh).

(Exile drops the mic and he climbs out of the ring and walks out and disappears behind the curtains. We then go back to our commentators for the evening).

DT: Ok, I think Exile got his point acrossed.

ND: Yes, I believe so.

DT: But let us not talk only about Exile and The Royal Family. It's amazing though because I thought that the Family was falling apart.

ND: Why?

DT: Because THEY WERE LITERALLY WERE TAKING EACHOTHER APART AT CHRISTMAS IN HELL!!

ND: Oh....yeah....

DT: But apperantly I was wrong and it seems like they look tighther than ever.

ND: Talking about tight......I met this girl the other night and she was.......

(slap-ouch).

DT: SHUT UP DOWN!!

ND: ....

DT: Lets focus on tonights show. I know its hard.....

ND: Yes, thats what she said too!

(slap-ouch).

DT: SHUT UP!!

(ooc note: Sorry for those really bad jokes)

DT: Lets see what we got on the card tonight. In the main event we have Scott Monroe taking on Chris Christ for the Universal Title!!

ND: THE MESSIAH IS GONNA WIN THE TITLE!!

DT: What a match here on RFTV. But the question is if Monroe is able to wrestle tonight. He did explode last week at Christmas in Hell and was in a coma a few days ago.

ND: Talking about exploding. Last night.......agh.......too easy ......

DT: Monroe hasn't been seen after that hell in the cell match, so we gotta wait and see if he's gonna show up or not.

ND: It's a big chance for Christ though to get back in the ballgame.

DT: Yes it most definately is. Other great matches are the ones between Sean Corvik and Nick Dangerous in an "I quit" match, Blade versus Drake Laps in a tables match and Strait Hate taking on MacBeth. Ofcourse thats not all, we got alot more for you.

ND: But let us start with our first match of the evening.

DT: In our first match of the evening we are gonna see wrestlers that were already once part of the EWCL. But both G-Flem and Sean Campbell left and went to the IWF. Now they are back together and on their comeback they fight together in a tagmatch against Sean Orion and a mystery partner.

ND: Wow, great "The Pineapple of Perfection" and a mystery partner. How exciting.

DT: Its "Pinaccle" and not "Pineappe". Does Orion have to kick you in the nuts again to make you understand?

ND: ....uh....No!!

(Prodigal son by Kid Rock starts to play and Gargantuflem and "Rising Star" Sean Campbell come out from the back. The crowd cheers the two on as they make their way to the ring. Especially G-Flem, a former Prime Time Champion, gets alot of cheers. The two make it to the ring and slide in and wait for their opponents).

(The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion bounces on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring. Once into the ring he throws his white towel to the ring keeper before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times and bouncing a few more times on the spot).

DT: Ok. So since Stephen Jackson couldn't make it out tonight Sean Orion will have a mystery partner. Speculations have been going on backstage for quiet a while.

ND: Have they?

DT: Yes they have and some people think that its gonna be Mike, Orions trainer. While others thing its gonna be either Loki or Joey Gold.

ND: Pssss.....like I care. Who wants to tag with Sean Orion anyway? I pity the person who has to tag with Orion.

(At that moment "Fuck it" by Seether plays for the second time this evening and out comes Exile again. This time he is not alone as Roadblock joins him out on the top off the ramp).

DT: IS EXILE GONNA BE THE MYSTER PARTNER?

(The two walk to ringside and after they reached the ring, Exile takes a mic).

Exile: Now, now do not worry. I ain't Orions mystery partner. But I AM here to announce who is!!

(Roadblock then whispers something into Exile's ear and Exile nodds).

Exile: The mystery partner for Sean Orion is gonna be ...................NEIL DOWN!!!

DT: OH GOD NO!!

ND: OH GOD NOOOOOO!!

Sean Orion: OH GOD NOOOO!!

(Right after saying that Roadblock walks over to Neil Down and pulls him out of the seat and pushes him into the direction of the ring. Roadblock takes the headset and puts it on his head).

Roadblock: Yes, I'm BACK!!

(Dean Thornton shakes his head and gives Roadblock a fake grin).

Roadblock: Now, it's us buds. Just you and me, me and you happy together.

DT: Yeah ain't it great. (sarcastic).

Roadblock: Yeah it really is!! I really wanted to see the difference between you and Neil, since Neil is like the intelligent commentator and you are the funny color commentator.

DT: WHAT????

Roadblock: But don't worry. Just look at me and you might learn something.

DT: WHAT???

(Meanwhile Neil Down climbed on the apron and already had a staredown with Sean Orion).

Ding ding ding.

DT: And it are gonna be Sean Campbell and Sean Orion who are gonna start this match off. The two Seans circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they tie up. Campbell gets in a side-headlock, but Orion moves out of it with a couple of elbows to the midsection. He then takes Campbells and twists it behind his back. Orion slaps Campbell to the back off the head and he the grabs him by the arm again and irish whips him into the ropes. Campbell comes off and Orion with a high knee that hits his opponent in the stomache. Campbell goes down to one knee and Orion comes off the ropes and he kicks Campbell to the head and he goes down to the mat. Sean Orion raises his hands in the air, but the crowd boos him.

Roadblock: BOOOOO!!....BOOOOO!!!

DT: Orion mocks G-Flem for a moment and then does a fist drop on Sean Campbell. He then picks Campbell up by the head and he whips him into the ropes. But Campbell comes off with a spinning heelkick that hits Orion hard in the face. Orion goes down to his own surprise. The Pinaccle of Perfection gets to his feet right away, but he gets chopped to the chest by Campbell. Sean Campbell then tags in his tagpartner G-Flem. The big guy steps over the toprope and walks over to Orion. And Orion is begging for his life now!! Look at him!!!......Orion sitting on his knees and praying to G-Flem not to hurt him... Have you ever seen anything like that....G-Flem moves up closer to Orion, and .....oooooooh.....ORION WITH A LOWBLOW TO G-FLEM!!

Roadblock: OUCH!!

DT: Orion goes to pick up G-Flem and he body slams him back to the mat again. He just body slammed G-FLEM!!!....Orion then comes off the ropes and follows it up with a high jumping knee to G-Flems throat!! Orion is really full of himself right now!! And he's now going over to his corner and stares at Neil Down. Neil Down hesitates and he then holds out his hand....Orion looks at the hand and he first wants to tag Neil Down, but he then changes his mind and he slaps Neil Dow in the face with his right hand!! Oooh man what an arrogant bastard, that Sean Orion!! Orion then runs towards G-Flem again and does one of his trademark fist drops and hits him straight in the face.

Roadblock: FISTDROP FROM HELL!!!...ROAR!!

DT: ....alright.........Sean Orion goes for the cover right now, ......1............................................................2.............................but G-Flem kicks out of it. Orion grabs him by the head and after a chop he irish whips G-Flem. But the big guy reverses the irish whip and sends Orion into the ropes. Orion comes off and G-Flem with a hard standing clothesline that almost takes Orions head off. The crowd goes crazy as G-Flem talks some trash at Orion and picks him up. He hits him with some hard punches and he then irish whips Orion into a corner and Orion flies in hard backfirst. G-Flem follows in hot pursuit and splashes on top off Orion!! Oooooh my Goddd!!! That would take the air out of anyone!! G-Flem takes a step back and he pulls Orion out of the corner and whips him into the ropes. When Orion hits the ropes G-Flem tags in Sean Campbell.

Roadblock: TAG....TAG..TAG..

DT: Orion then comes off the ropes and G-Flem grabs him by the throat and does a chokeslam on him!!! Sean Campbell climbed to the toprope in the meantime and ....HE DIVES OFF FOR A CORKSREW ELBOW DROP ON ORION....AND HE HITS IT!!!........What a move by "The Rising Star"!! ......And Campbell is going for the pin right now. He hooks the leg, .....1.........................................................2.........................................but Orion kicks out. Campbell is back up and he circles around Orion before he brings him to his feet. He then chops him to the chest and hits Orion with a pump handle backbreaker!! Campbell lifts Orion back up again and he waistlocks him and delivers a perfect german suplex.

Roadblock: MR. PERFECT!!

DT: Campbell then tags in G-Flem again and the big monster climbs back into the ring again. G-Flem picks up Orion and he gives the signal for the Gargantuan Driver!!! This is gonna be it. This is gonna be over in a couple of seconds!!! ......But wait!!!........It's MIKE!!........Sean Orions trainer comes running out with a steelchair. Mike runs to the ring and he slides the chair into the ring. And just at that moment Orion gets down to the mat and picks up the steelchair!!! ....AND HE TOSSES IT INTO G-FLEMS FACE!!!.....AND ORION CHARGES IN ON G-FLEM AND HITS HIM WITH A ROARING ELBOW INTO THE CHAIR THAT CRASHES INTO HIS FACE!!!

Roadblock: You know that I actually had turkey with christmas...Yes I really did.

DT: ....uhuh........Orion then takes the chair and when Campbell charges in on him, he also takes Campbell out with that chair. Campbell falls down to the mat and Orion drags Campbell on top off G-Flem and then puts his foot on top of both of them and goes for the cover, ......the ref hesitates but then starts to count, .....1.................................................................2.........................................KICKOUT. G-FLEM KICKED OUT OF IT!!....Did you see that!!! Orion can't believe it!! And he now picks up G-Flem and he throws him into the ropes. G-Flem comes off and .......THEY DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE EACHOTHER!!!....BOTH MEN WENT DOWN!!!..

Roadblock: Hehe, you said Down.

DT: So?

Roadblock: Man, you aren't even funny!

DT: Well.......you can't even talk......

Roadblock: .....you.......you smell like Neil Downs socks!!

(Dean Thornton is so aggrivated by Roadblock that he can't take it anymore and......)

(slap-ouch).

(He actually slapped Roadblock to the back off the head. But Roadblock looks at Thornton and .....strikes back!! And so the two commentators for this match start to hit eachother and start to brawl).

(In the ring we see that both Orion and G-Flem are both layed out on the mat after that double clothesline. And after a couple of seconds it is Sean Orion who is the first one to get back to his feet again. Orion gets up and he stumbles over to his corner and wants to tag in Neil Down. But Down looks the other way and he acts like he doesn't even see Sean Orion. Orion reaches his hand out again, but Neil Down acts the same way again. Orion then turns around towards G-Flem again, but G-Flem got up in the meantime and he kicks Orion into the gut and ......GARGANTUAN DRIVER.......HE HITS ORION WITH HIS FINISHER).

(G-Flem hooks Orions leg for the cover, and. .........1....................................................2....................................................3......They have the win. G-Flem and Sean Campbell win on their comeback in the EWCL).

(The two wrestlers celebrate and the roll out of the ring and leave ringside. Neil Down also wants to climb off the apron, but just when he wants to jump off it is Sean Orion who grabs him by the head and drags him over the toprope into the ring. Orion then pulls Neil to his feet and he slaps him in the face. Orion then picks up the steelchair that was used earlier on in this match and he whacks Neil in the head with it. Orion then kicks the defenseless commentator in the midsection and sets him up for the TRASHCOMPACTER AND EXECUTES IT ON HIM. An annoyed Sean Orion then climbs out of the ring and walks out while Neil Down is layed out in the ring and Dean Thornton and Roadblock are still brawling it out at the commentators desk). (Commercials).

(We return from the commercials and we see Neil Down and Dean Thornton sitting at the commentators desk. Neil Down looks groggy from what Sean Orion did to him and Dean Thornton is still pissed about Roadblock).

DT: We're back and we're ready to fight.

ND: I'm not.

DT: But I sure am. Where the hell did Roadblock go?

ND: I think he left together with Orion.

DT: Hmm, well he better not come back again, or I'll teach him.

ND: ......

DT: Up next we have a threeway match between Prime Time Champion Marco, Thorn and Aaron Gold. Marco's title is not on the line in this match though, so he can't lose it here tonight in Pittsburgh. But that doesn't mean that its not gonna be a battle. Thorn made very clear already that he wants 'his' title back. So Marco is up for it.

ND: .....

(Cruxified by Fozzy starts to play and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold comes riding out on his Harley Davidson. He parks the bike at ringside, climbs off and slides into the ring).

(More human than human by Rob Zombie plays and Thorn appears on the top of the ramp. The member off The Rebellion Project listens to the crowd boo and then grins and starts to walk down the aisle to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in and waits for Marco).

(Fight song by Marilyn Manson plays over the pa system and Marco comes walking out. The Prime Time Champion gets alot of cheers from the crowd and he raises his titlebelt over his head and then walks to ringside. He hands the titlebelt over to ring announcer Jay Blue and slides into the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: We're on!! Marco gets to his feet and Thorn storms at him immediately and knocks him down to the mat again. Thorn with some viscious kicks to Marco's head and they keep the champion to the canvas. Thorn then lifts Marco up and executes a Northern lights suplex!!! Thorn going for the pin this early in the match, but before the ref can start to count it is Aaron Gold who breaks it. Gold drags Thorn off of Marco and pulls him to his feet by the head. He chops Thorn to the chest, but Thorn returns with a chop of his own. And the crowd goes ooooooooooh everytime a chop is delivered!!!..Thorn now with three chops in a row and he then sends Gold into the ropes.

ND: Gold comes off and Thorn with an impressive overhead belly to belly suplex!! What a move by the Suplex Sensation!!! Thorn picks Aaron Gold up and hands out some more punches before he irish whips Gold into a corner. Aaron flies into the corner backfirst and Thorn follows in hot pursuit and .....SPLASHES ON TOP OFF GOLD!!!.....But oooooooh.....before Thorn can get out of the corner, it is Marco who also storms into the corner and he ...SPLASHES ON BOTH THORN AND GOLD!!!......Smart move by the champion there!!

DT: Marco turns Thorn around and delivers a headbutt. He then grabs Thorn by the arm and irish whips him into the opposite corner!!!.....Thorn goes flying in and Marco now with a headbutt on Gold and he takes his arm and .....wants to irish whip Gold into Thorn.....BUT GOLD REVERSES THE WHIP AND SENDS MARCO BACK INTO THE CORNER!!!....Marco flies in and Gold rushes in with a flying shouldertackle into the midsection!!! Gold then steps on the bottom ropes and starts to hand out punches to Marco's forehead, ...1.....2.....3......4.......5.........6.........7.........8.........9.........10..... Gold steps off the ropes and he lifts Marco on top off the topturnbuckle!!

ND: Whats he gonna do now?? What does Gold have in store for Marco here??......Aaron now also climbs the topturnbuckle and it looks like he either is gonna superplex him or is gonna do a hurricanrana off the toprope!! What is it gonna be? ......He grabs Marco.........OOOOOHHHHHH.....AT THAT MOMENT THORN STORMS TO THE CORNER AND HE USES THE TOPROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND THEN DROPKICKS GOLD INTO THE BACK AND BOTH GOLD AND MARCO FLY OFF THE TOPTURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ......HOLY SHIT......HOLY SHIT!!!

DT: You can say that again!!! What a move by Thorn, the former Prime Time Champion. He sure showed Gold and Marco with that move.....Thorn is now the only one left in the ring and he stands in the center of the ring and raises his hands in the air!! Not smart!! Not smart at all!! All he creates with this is get more heat, but thats probly what he wants!! .......While he does that Gold and Marco managed to get back to their feet and they are trying to climb back into the ring again.

(Suddenly, Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden hits on the PA System, and the fire bombs go off as Johnathan Cable enters the arena. He stands at the top of the ramp with a mic in his hand, and then his music cuts off).

Johnathan Cable: Well, well, well, look what we have here! This must be some kind of sick oversight, since last week, I destroyed both Aaron Gold, and Thorn, at the same time, and now, they are working their frustrations out in a Non-Title match-up with the EWCL Prime Time Champion! It should be ME there in that match with Marco... but FOR the EWCL Prime Time Title! What kind of champion ducks a good fight when it could be a memorable match? I mean damned Marco, destroying two guys that can't even beat me doesn't raise your career to those Superstar Heights! Oh, and Godforbid you should lose to one of them, because then, not only do they earn the right to fight you for your title, but I will demand a shot at whoever wins! You see, Gold, Aaron Gold... you are not good enough to deserve a match with a Champion, but me... Hell, I should still be a Champion! Good luck to you though, in your Non-Title match there... Maybe some day you could work up to actually getting a Title Shot.

(Cable turns his back, and begins walking away from the ring towards the curtain).

ND: Oh man, Cable thrash talking all three wrestlers. He got some nerve!!

DT: Well Cable is a former Extreme and Tagteam champion. He knows how to put up a good fight.

ND: Yeah, but now he got like three men on his back. Or am I wrong?

DT: Maybe, maybe not. Maybe thats just what he wants.

ND: Hmmm......

DT: But back to the match now. Marco and Gold slided back into the ring again and Gold charges over towards Thorn, who's still looking up the ramp. Thorn doesn't see Gold coming and Gold with his.....GOLD RING...swinging neckbreaker!!!..... And Aaron going for the cover, .....1........................................................2...............................but a kickout by Thorn!!!.....Gold to his feet and picks up Thorn. He hands out a right one and lifts Thorn up for an atomic drop......But at that moment Marco mixes himself into the fight again and he does a running clothesline on Thorn!! WOOOOOOOH!!!....HE CLOTHESLINED THORN OUT OF GOLDS ARMS!!!.....

ND: Thorn is out and Marco turns Gold around and he delivers another headbutt. He follows that up with kicking Gold into the stomache and body slamming him to the canvas. Marco comes off the ropes and does a legdrop on Gold. Marco for the pin to get the match, .......1.....................................................2......................but Gold with a kickout!!.....Marco picks Gold up from the mat, and whips him into the ropes......Gold comes off and Marco going for a backdrop.....BUT GOLD SEES IT COMING, AND HE COUNTERS AND ......DDT'S MARCO HARD TO THE MAT!!!

DT: And Aaron Gold on a role now!!!.....He picks up Marco now and .....HE SETS HIM UP FOR HIS CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!......OH GOD!!!.....GOLD WANTS TO LIFT MARCO UP........BUT WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH........THORN CLIMBED ON THE TOPTURNBUCKLE IN THE MEANTIME AND ......HE LEAPS OFF THE TOPROPE FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK AND HE HITS AARON GOLD RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! .....AND THORN QUICKLY HOOKS GOLDS LEG AND, ..............1...................................................................2...............................................................3.....HE WINS!!!.....MARCO WAS TOO LATE TO BREAK THE COUNT AND SO THORN WINS THIS MATCH!!!....WHAT AN UPSET!!!

(Thorn to his feet and he pumps himself up after that victory. Marco also gets up and Marco and Thorn get in eachothers face and we can see that Thorn motions that the Prime Time Title belt belongs around his waist. Marco just shakes his head and backs off and rolls out of the ring while Thorn talks some trash).

(Commercials).

(Exile looks up surprised and stares at Strait Hate).

Exile: I didn't want that!!

Strait Hate: But I did!!

(Strait then moves real close to Exile and he licks his cheek and then bites Exile his ear).

Exile: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????

Strait Hate: Uhhh I saw it on RAW a while back, seemed to get a good crown reaction.

Exile: You realize that it was because it were two CHICKS??

Strait: Umm... ohh yeah... I forgot.

Exile: YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!!!

(At that moment the other members of the Rebellion Project come out with trench coats on. The entire Rebellion Project backs Exile into a corner and Drake Laps, Nick Dangerous and Thorn whip out super soakers).

Exile: HAHAHAAAA!! SUPER SOAKERS....HAHAHAAA

(But Exile stops laughing when they spray him down with oil. Chazz Mendel then rips a pillow open and he takes all the feathers out of the pillow and dumps them on Exile. Exile is totally covered with oil and feathers right now and the Rebellion Project leave the scene laughing). (Scene fades out).

DT: Back again and right now it is time for our next match. A submission match between Chazz Mendel and Johnathan Cable. Chazz quickly made a name for himself here in the EWCL. The first thing he did was take out our president. Chazz is responsible for it that Cazzo is in the hospital. Thats if he still is alive after what Exile did to him. Chazz joined The Rebellion Project and last week Chazz even surprised everyone by qualifying himself for the main event Hell in the Cell match. Blade and Drake Laps were suppose to fight for a spot in that main event match, but Matty Midget and Chazz Mendel stole the show and in the end it was Chazz who won the match and made it to the cell match.

ND: He almost blew up though!

DT: Well they almost all blew up remember. Nick Dangerous and Chazz Mendel threw Chris Christ through a table but at the same time a C4 bomb exploded and all three of them got hurt by it and couldn't go on with that match.

ND: Hmm, what Chazz said got me thinking though.

DT: What?

ND: That those medics with stretchers arrived at ringside really fast. Almost TOO fast.

DT: Hey, you can imagine that they had doctors and stretchers ready with a match like that. Don't you think?

ND: Yeah, thats what they WANT US TO THINK!!...IT'S A CONSPIRACY DAMMIT!!

(slap-ouch).

(One more astronaut by I Mother Earth plays and Chazz Mendel walks out. The former IWF champion and current Rebellion Project member makes it to the ring and slides in).

(Suddenly, Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden hits on the P.A. system, and the lights go out. On the screen, a massive bonfire burns into the night. Firebombs explode over and over again on the stage, and from the smoke, there stands Johnathan Cable. He is wearing a pair of loose black pants over his black boots, and a black, open fronted shirt with fire licking up the hem fromt he bottom. His mask is hard black leather with flames curling up from the bottom. A curtain of fire washes over the entrance, and Cable raises his hands over his head looking for a huge pop.)

DT: It's a submission match, so you can only win this match by making your opponent tap out. Thats what this match is all about. Making your opponent tap. But this also is a match between two different kind of styles. Chazz is a highflyer and Cable is more like a brawler. So this can get very intresting.

Ding ding ding.

DT: Chazz and Cable circle eachother for a couple of seconds until they tie up. Chazz gets Cable into a waistlock, but Cable reverses the waistlock and hooks it on Chazz. But Chazz counters with an elbow and goes into the ropes, and comes off and takes Cable to the mat with a shoulderblock!! Chazz goes into the ropes again and he comes off, jumps over Cable, comes off the opposite ropes and ....oooooh Cable counters with a tilt-o-wirl backbreaker!!! He caught Chazz out of nowhere with that move!! Cable picks Chazz up from the mat and he punches him to the face several times. He then throws Chazz headfirst into the nearest corner!!

ND: Cable walks over and he grabs Chazzs head and starts to slamm it into the topturnbuckle.....1.....2.....3......4.......5........6.......7......8........9........10....Cable drags Chazz out of the corner and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!!!.....And Chazz Mendel lands on the concrete floor!!! ...Chazz crawls to his feet again, but Cable comes off the ropes and .....DOES A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE OUTSIDE AND HITS CHAZZ AND THAT SENDS HIM BACKWARDS INTO THE SECURITY GUARDRAIL!!!

DT: Not a move that we see Cable do very often, but very effective. Cable rolls himself to the outside and he picks up Chazz and he drags him over to the nearest ringpost and ....WHAMMMMM.....ramms Chazz headfirst into it!!......WHAMMMMMMM......and he repeats it and throws Chazz into the ringpost again!! Cable then grabs Chazz and whips him into the security guardrail and Mendel goes in backfirst!!!......Cable charges in on his opponent, .......but Chazz with a counter and he backdrops Cable over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Cable is layed out in the crowd and Chazz now climbs onto the guardrail and ......HE DOES A MOONSAULT ON CABLE AND HITS IT!!

ND: Chazz is the first one to get back up and he grabs Cable by the head and he throws him over the guardrail back to ringside. Chazz then quickly leaps on the guardrail and ......HOLY SHIT!!!.....SHOOTING STAR PRESS OF THE GUARDRAIL ON CABLE!!!....What an incredible move by Chazz Mendel!!! I think we got ourselves a new Highflying Miracle here!! Good God!!! Cable is out of it now and Chazz picks him up and hands out a few shots to the head. Chazz then grabs a steelchair from under the ring and he unfolds it and sets it up on the outside. He grabs Cable and places him on the seat. So Cable is sitting on the chair right now!!!

DT: Chazz takes a couple of steps backwards and .....HE THEN COMES CHARGING IN ON CABLE..........BUT OOOOOOOOOH.....CABLE GOT UP FROM THE CHAIR IN THE LAST SECOND AND HE ....GRABS CHAZZ AND POWERSLAMS HIM ONTO THE SEATED CHAIR!!! ....OH GOD!!! HE MUST HAVE INJUREd HIS BACK!!!....What a way to counter by Cable!! ....Both men are now layed out on the outside...Cable used all his energy in that move and Chazz ofcourse is knocked out from that powerslam. There's no count out or anything, so we just have to wait till they get up again and continue with the match.

ND: After about 10 seconds it is Cable who is on his feet first. And he picks up Chazz and he rolls him back into the ring again. Wow, they are taking it into the ring....What a surprise!!! ...Cable rolls back in aswell and he then grabs a hold of Chazz and hooks in a Boston Crab!!!...He's trying to make Chazz tap out now!!!....But Chazz is not tapping.....and instead he's reaching out for the ropes.....Chazz reaches for the ropes and gets a hold of them!!!.....And the referee makes Cable break the boston crab. This was a golden opportunity for Cable, but Chazz was able to get out of it.

DT: Cable picks Chazz up again and he executes a vertical suplex!!! He's really going for the back here...First that powerslam on the chair, then the boston crab and now this suplex!! Thats Cable his strategy. Cable follows it up with a pumphandle backbreaker. He then wants to hook in another boston crab, but Chazz maneuvres out of it before Cable can hook it in. Cable shakes his head and he grabs Chazz and irish whips him into the ropes. Chazz comes off and he ducks Cable's forearm.....and counters with a TORNADO REVERSE DDT!!!

ND: Chazz is back baby!! And Chazz runs towards the ropes and uses the second rope as a springboard and does a lionsault on Cable!!!......If it was a regular match, he would have gone for the cover right now, but its a submissions match. Chazz drags Cable to his feet and uppercuts him. He then throws Cable into the ropes and when he comes off he does an armdrag takedown!!!...He holds on to the arm and hooks in an armlock!! I doubt this is gonna make Cable tap, but still it's worth the chance. Chazz holds on to the armlock and he gets to his feet and drags Cable up.

DT: And Chazz then irish whips Cable, but Cable reverses the whip and Chazz goes into the ropes himself. He comes off and .....catches Chazz and grabs him in a MILITARY PRESS SLAM!!!....CHAZZ JUST GOT SLAMMED TO THE CANVAS HARD!!!..REAL HARD!!.........And Cable is climbing the corner now. He makes it to the top and ......TOPROPE LEGDROP ON CHAZZ!!!......Cable exploring with toprope moves....good for him!! ......He got Chazz Mendel right where he wants him now. Cable picks up the almost knocked out Mendel and .......HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!!.....THATS SEAN CORVIKS MOVE...SEAN CORVIKS MOVE!!! CORVIK IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS!!!

ND: Is this the end for Chazz??......

DT: LOOK!!!

ND: What?

DT: IT'S THORN!!!....THORN IS RUNNING OUT FROM THE BACK!!......AND THORN GETS ON THE APRON AND CLIMBS TO THE TOPTURNBUCKLE.......CABLE STILL HAS CHAZZ IN THAT DRAGON SLEEPER....BUT THORN LEAPS OFF THE TOPROPE.....AND.....MISSILE DROPKICK TO CABLE'S HEAD!!!.......FOR A SECOND TIME THIS EVENING WE SEE THAT MOVE FROM THORN!! AND FOR A SECOND TIME IT REALLY WORKS OUT!!.......Cable is layed out and Thorn quickly rolls out of the ring now.

ND: Chazz climbs to his feet and he climbs the toprope. He gets to the top and .....THE FATED CIRCLE!!....HE HIT HIS FINISHER SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON CABLE!!........And Chazz then grabs Cable and hooks him into a ....CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!..............AND CABLE IS IN PAIN.....AND..........AND...........HE TAPS OUT.......CABLE HAS TAPPED OUT!!!....CHAZZ MENDEL WINS THIS MATCH!!

DT: Great win for Chazz and he stays undefeated in singles matches I believe.

ND: Yep, you probly right.

DT: And boy did Thorn get back at Cable, for interfering and doing that trashtalk during his match with Marco and Aaron Gold. This sure seems like the night for Thorn.

(Commercials).

Roadblock: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A GIANT CHICKEN!!!

(And Roadblock pulls out a steelchair and he nails Exile in the head with it and runs out screaming).

(Scene fades out).

DT: Haha, now thats funny stuff. Roadblock taking Exile out with a chair. Hilarious!

ND: Take it easy Thornton. We know you are starting to hate Roadblock, but don't take it too far man. It's starting to look like an obsession.

DT: OBESSION?? I AM NOT OBSESSED BY THAT BIG TOOL!

ND: ....ok.....then.....good to have that straigthened out then.

DT: RIGHT!!

ND: Now as for our next match. One man who is even able to walk after last weeks match against Dan Prohibition. Strait Hate and Dan took hardcore to another level last week in that Caribbean death match or however it was called.

DT: It is a miracle that Strait is on his feet and even is gonna wrestle.

ND: No, its not a miracle, he's just crazy.

DT: ...oh...oh yeah...

ND: Then his opponent made a big return at Christmas in Hell. MacBeth took out several persons and left black roses all over the place. At the end of the show MacBeth with a Zer0 on his forehead came out and surprised everyone. He is back and the Royal Family is complete again.

DT: So right now we have Strait Hate taking on MacBeth. Lets get this thing started.

(Golgotha by Halford begins to blare over the speakers and the Family Tron shows).

ENTER

MACBETH"

(A shaft of blue light shoots up from the entranceway as a figure can be seen standing in the middle of it. It slowly fades off, leaving MacBeth standing bathed in a blue spotlight. Jezebelle steps out from behind the curtain and follows MacBeth down to the ring. The camera zooms in on the Zer0 on MacBeths forehead. MacBeth and Jezebelle reach the ring and MacBeth climbs in).

(I will be heard by Hatebreed plays and Strait Hate comes walking out from the back. He hears the entrance music and he shakes his head and takes out a mic).

Strait Hate: FUCK IT!!!...THIS IS MY OLD ENTRANCE MUSIC!!!...

(Strait then drops the mic and walks pissed off to the ring. He reaches it and slides in).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Strait has entered the ring and both wrestlers come to the center of the ring and the two stand in the center talking trash to eachother. Strait then takes a few steps back and throws a right hand and hits MacBeth in the face. Strait swings for a second time, but this time MacBeth blocks it and hands out a right hand of his own. He then kicks Strait into the gut and he wants to set Strait up for DEICIDE already!!!....Strait Hate just barely moves out of it and heads to a corner. MacBeth follows him into the corner and stomps Strait repeatedly!!! The referee tries to break them up, but MacBeth takes a swing at him, but luckily for him the referee ducks it.

ND: This distraction gives Strait the opportunity to do something back and he kicks MacBeth in the gut. He then smacks MacBeth with a right hand. Strait with a couple of left jabs and he ends it with another big right hand and MacBeth flies back into the corner!! Strait takes two steps back and he then charges in on MacBeth.......but MacBeth uses his skills and he clims to the apron in time and Strait hits the turnbuckles hard. MacBeth then drags Strait to the ropes and he wants to suplex Strait to the outside!! But Strait blocks it and he suplexes MacBeth back into the ring again. Strait gets up and he plants an elbow drop on MacBeth and goes for the cover, .........1.............................................................2.................................but a kickout.

DT: Strait places his boot to MacBeths throat and he chokes the life out of him that way. When the referee wants to stop him, he just shoves the referee away. Now both wrestlers have offended the referee in some way. They really don't want a referee in this match I believe. Strait continues to choke MacBeth, but MacBeth is slowly getting up and he grabs Straits foot and ....HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND DRAGS STRAIT TO THE MAT AND TURNS IT INTO AN ANKLELOCK!!! And now it is Strait who's in pain. He already felt enough pain last week, so probly his entire body is aching. So this anklelock is not helping.

ND: MacBeth now lets go off the anklelock and he pulls Strait to his feet and he waistlocks him and executes a T-bone suplex!! Amazing that he could life Strait up like that!! MacBeth brings his opponent back up again and he then kicks him into the stomache and connects with a right one to Straits forehead. He then takes him and sends Strait into the ropes. Strait comes off and MacBeth with a hard fist that hits Strait right between the eyes. But Strait didn't go down....MacBeth goes backwards into the ropes and he comes off for a flying forearm and hits Strait with it and this time the Extreme Champion goes down to the mat.

DT: MacBeth hooks the leg for the cover, .........1..................................................................2............................KICKOUT. Strait is not gonna lose a match this easily. Look what he went through last week. A flying forearm is not gonna do it then. MacBeth drags Strait up to his feet and he sets him up for a piledriver.....But Strait blocks it and counters and backdrops MacBeth!! Strait checks his forehead and he then picks up MacBeth from behind and ......DOWN!!!.....OH YESS!!!.....FULL NELSON INTO A FLYING BULLDOG!!! I really like that move!!

ND: Strait now to the corner and he starts to climb it to the top. Ooooh God I hope he's not going to do that moonsault again!!! ......Strait on top, facing the crowd and ......MOONSAULT OFF THE TOPROPE ON MACBETH!!...THATS LIKE A GIANT MOONSAULT!!!! And Strait tries the pin, ........1..........................................................2.......................................but a kickout by MacBeth. We got two tough guys in this match. It's not gonna be easy to win it. Strait gets up and he kicks MacBeth in the head a couple of times.

DT: Strait points to the topturnbuckle and he goes over to it and starts to climb it again. He gets to the top and .....HE LEAPS OFF FOR ANOTHER MOONSAULT ON MACBETH.......BUT THIS TIME MACBETH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME.......(and really did you really think that this wouldn't happen)......MacBeth moves over to the ropes and uses them to get back on his feet again near a corner. It takes MacBeth some time, and meanwhile Strait got back on his feet again. Strait sees MacBeth in a corner and he charges in on him.....BUT OOOOOOH MACBETH COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND STRAIT LANDS WITH HIS HEAD ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!!

ND: WOW!!!....What a crash!!!.......And Straits head is resting in the second turnbuckle now......MacBeth climbs on the apron and on the topturnbuckle and is standing over Strait right now. MacBeth then jumps off the toprope for a ...SUNSET FLIP!!!.....INTO A PIN!.........The referee starts to count, .....1...............................................................................2............................................but foot on the ropes by Strait. Smart move by the fat guy,....uhm...I mean big guy. MacBeth gets up and now it is his time to kick and stomp Strait to the head. And he repeats this a couple of times.

DT: MacBeth picks Strait up from the mat and .....HE SETS HIM UP FOR A DEICIDE!!!.........BUT OOOOOOOHHHHHHH......STRAIT PUTS A THUMB IN MACBETHS EYE!!!...AND STRAIT GRABS MACBETH .....AND.......HATEBOMB!!!!.....MacBeth is out cold and Strait hooks the leg quickly for the cover, and. .......1..............................................................2.........................................................................3........THAT'S IT!!! A LOSS FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY!!! Strait Hate defeats MacBeth!!!

(After the match is over Strait Hate shouts out that he wants a beer and that someone has to give him a beer. Then Jose Jose comes running out with a six-pack in his hands. Jose slides into the ring and hands the sixpack over to Strait, who is surprised to see Jose handing out beer. Strait and Jose both open a can and they lift them up and start to drink. But MacBeth got up in the meantime and he turns Strait around, kicks him into the stomache and ........DEICIDE ON THE LEFT 4 BEERS!!!).

DT: OH GODD!!!!

ND: Yeah I know, what a waste of those 4 beers!!

(slap-ouch).

(Commercials).

DT: Hello people, we are back from the commercials once again. And right now..

ND: Don't you think that we have commercials too often? I mean the IWF only has commercials like two or three times while we have them almost after every match.

DT: Hmm, well commercials means money, money means topwrestlers and higher salary.....

ND: Higher salary!! ....Then what the hell am I complaining about. COMMERCIALS PLEASE!!

DT: Not yet Down. First we have another match. We are gonna see Jerry Campbell taking on Roadblock.

ND: Your favorite huh.

DT: Uhuh, everyone's favorite Roadblock. (sarcasm)

ND: Jerry Campbell took Exile out of the Hell in the Cell match last week and Exile is pretty pissed about it. So the first thing he did was to put Campbell in a match with Roadblock. Yes, he really wants to break Campbell, haha.

DT: Right.

(Country grammar by Nelly starts to play and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell comes out from the back. The crowd cheers him on loudly as he walks to the ring. On his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. He then reaches the ring and he slides in).

(Hero by Enrique Iglesias plays and Roadblock comes running out from behind the curtains. Roadblock runs to ringside but then stops when he reaches the ring. He circles the ring and he stops in front of the commentators. He then looks at Dean Thornton and sticks out his tongue to him).

DT: THAT DOES IT!!

(Thornton gets up from his chair, takes off his headset and grabs the chair he was sitting on and ....WHAMMMMM......smacks Roadblock in the head with it. And Roadblock falls down to the concrete floor. Thornton puts the chair back on the ground again, puts his headset back on and sits down).

DT: So where were we?

ND: Hmm, well ready to get this match going I think.

(In the ring we see that Jerry Campbell is smiling. But he is waiting till Roadblock gets back on his feet again. After about 20 seconds Roadblock managed to get back up again and he climbs on the apron. Campbell even goes over to the ropes and he pulls the second rope down so that Roadblock can step into the ring).

ND: Nice sportmenssip from Campbell...BOOOO!!!

Ding ding ding.

DT: Roadblock is in the ring now and he appreciates Campbells gesture and he nodds in his direction. Roadblock then approaches Jerry Campbell, but Campbell kicks Roadblock into the midsection and grabs him and .......THE FICLER........Jerry Campbell for the cover, and. .........1........................................................2..................................................3............THE WIN FOR JERRY CAMPBELL!!

ND: Man, what a fast win here for Jerry Campbell. Real fast.

DT: Good riddance for Roadblock.

(While Jerry Campbell is celebrating his quick win over Roadblock. It is Exile, who is oil and featherless now, who comes out from the back. He slides into the ring and he knocks Campbell down from behind).

ND: EXILE TOOK OUT CAMPBELL!!!

DT: And Exile starts to kick and stomp on Jerry Campbell like a madman. Roadblock also is up now and both of them are kicking and stomping Jerry now........This is insane!!

(Then all of a sudden another wrestler comes running out from the back).

ND: IT'S SEAN CAMPBELL!!....JERRY'S COUSIN!!

DT: Sean Campbell slides into the ring, but Exile and Roadblock see him coming and they roll out of the ring in time. Sean goes to check on his cousin, while Exile and Roadblock leave ringside.

(On their way out Exile and Roadblock are talking to eachother. This is what we could pick up).

Exile: How could you lose to Jerry Campbell that quickly?

Roadblock: .......Well...I was still scared...

Exile: Scared? Why?

Roadblock: ...I saw a giant chicken earlier tonight, and it totally freaked me out!

(slap-ouch).

Roadblock: HEY!! Why did you do that??

(Exile doesn't reply and disappears behind the curtains).

DT: After what he have just seen it is time for a title match. The first title match of the evening. Blade the EWCL champion will take on Drake Laps in a tables match. Intresting note is that Blade and Laps used to be real good friends, but ever since Laps joined the Rebellion Project and shocked everyone, that friendship is over.

ND: Yep, friendship is out of the window now. All that counts now is the title and putting the other one through a table.

(Cochise by Audioslave plays over the speakers and Drake Laps appears on the top off the ramp. The Highflying Miracle listens to the crowd boo and then makes his way to the ring and climbs in).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).

Ding ding ding.

DT: And it's on. Blade and Laps circle eachother for a couple of seconds, but then they tie up. Laps hooks in a side headlock and he throws Blade into the ropes. Blade comes off and Laps with a dropkick that hits the EWCL champion hard in the face. Blade went down and Laps comes off the ropes for an elbow drop. He hits it and he goes into the ropes again and comes off for another elbow drop on Blade. Laps then pulls Blade to his feet and hands out a series of shots to the head. Drake Laps follows that up with a kick to the midsection and lifting Blade up and delivering a snap suplex!!

ND: Laps picks Blade up from the mat again and he grabs him by the arm and irish whips Blade into a corner. Blade goes flying in backfirst and Laps runs in after and ......MONKEY FLIP ON BLADE!!!......Blade lands on the mat after that move!!! And Laps ain't ready yet. He is back up and he takes a couple of steps backwards and then storms in on Blade again......BUT THIS TIME BLADE COUNTERS AND HE CATCHES LAPS AND EXECUTES A FALLAWAY SLAM!!! LAPS LANDS HARD ON THE CANVAS THERE!!

DT: Blade with some deep breaths and he then moves over to Laps and places him under the bottom rope. He then puts his boot on the bottom rope and he chokes the life out of Laps this way. Laps is struggling to get out of it, but the ropes are too tight on his neck. The referee then breaks it up. Blade picks Laps up from the mat and hands out a right hand. Laps stumbles backwards and Blade takes him and throws him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Blade catches him and ......SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade follows that up with a hard kick to Laps head.

ND: Blade then rolls himself to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a table and he shoves it into the ring. Blade gets back into the ring and he sets up the table near a corner. He then goes over to Laps and picks him up from the mat. He grabs Laps from behind and hooks in a full nelson, .....but Laps counters with a mulekick!! OOOOOOOH!!!....And Blade has to let go off that full nelson!!!.....Laps bounces himself into the ropes, comes off and hits Blade with a spinning heelkick!! Blade goes down and climbs quickly onto the table. He then leaps off and .....LEGDROP OFF THE TABLE ON BLADE!!!

DT: Laps back in control again as he picks up Blade and chopping him to the chest a couple of times. Drake Laps then drags Blade over to the table and he lays him on it. Blade is on the table, ladies and gentlemen!!!....And Laps goes over to the corner and climbs the toprope now!!! Laps on the topturnbuckle ......AND........LAPIDATOR OFF THE TOPROPE ......BUT BLADE ROLLS OFF THE TABLE IN TIME AND LAPS GOES THROUGH THE TABLE HIMSELF!! OOOOOOH GODDDD!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!...

ND: Laps almost had the win right there. He was only a second away from it. It was that close!! Laps is layed out between the leftovers of the table while Blade is slowly getting back to his feet again. He moves over to Laps and picks him up.....He takes him and ...DDT'S him to the canvas.....Blade pulls Laps to his feet again, but Laps is still stunned from going through that table. Blade then grabs Laps by the head and moves him over to the corner. Blade climbs to the second rope and .....NECKBREAKER OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!! And Laps is down and out!!

DT: Blade rolls to the outside again and like before he takes a table from under the ring and he shoves it into the ring. In the ring he sets it up near a corner. Blade rolls back into the ring again. But Laps got back up in the meantime and he charges in on Blade!!!.....BUT BLADE SEES HIM COMING AND......BIG BOOTS LAPS IN THE FACE!!!....And he goes out like a candle!! Oh my Godd!!!........Blade now takes Laps up from the mat and he lifts him on the table on his stomache. Blade then grabs Laps by the ankle and....HE HOOKS IN THE ANKLELOCK ON THE TABLE!!

ND: And Laps is in pain here, but he can't give out. He can't tap out in a tables match!! Look at the pain in Laps his eyes......He can't take it anymore!!!.....Blade now drags Laps off the table, but holds on to the ankelock. But Laps reaches the ropes and the referee makes Blade break the submission move. Laps uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but he has trouble walking. Laps is in the ropes, and Blade charges in on him!!!.....BUT LAPS BACKDROPS BLADE OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....This gives Laps the time to recover and give his ankle a little bit of rest!!

DT: But thats not how Drake Laps thinks!!...Laps comes off the ropes and ....SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOPROPE ON TOP OFF BLADE!!!....OH MAN!!!....Put him and Chazz Mendel in a match and you got highflying all over the place. What a dive by Laps. And he's up again on his feet. He picks up Blade and he rolls him back into the ring again. Laps follows in after and he lifts Blade up and hands out a few punches. Laps whips Blade into the ropes, and when he comes off he takes Blade to the mat with an armdrag takedown. Laps gets up and moves Blade over to the corner where the table is set up.

ND: The Highflying Miracle then climbs to the toprope. He makes it to the topturnbuckle and waits till Blade is on his feet and .......LAPS DIVES OFF THE TOPROPE FOR A HURRICANRANA ON BLADE.....BUT BLADE REVERSES THE HURRICANRANA AND HE TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB ......AND.....HE POWERBOMBS LAPS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.....THIS MATCH IS OVER!!.......BLADE HAS WON THIS TABLES MATCH AND HE IS STILL THE EWCL CHAMPION!!! But what an ending of this match!!

(Commercials).

DT: Back again and it's time for the I Quit match. We have Sean Corvik and Nick Dangerous who are put eachother on the test and see who's gonna call out I Quit first. It's gonna be one hell of a match.

ND: They had their share of fights a couple of weeks ago when first Corvik beat Dangerous, but then the week after Dangerous defeated Corvik in a cage match. Probly one of the best matches that Dangerous ever had.

DT: But thats all in the past. It's the here and now that counts. Once again a Family member taking on a Rebellion Project member. Lets get this thing started.

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party begins to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out. Dangerous makes it to the ring and gets in).

(Perfection or vanity by Dimmu Borgir blares over the pa system and Sean Corvik comes walking out. Jezebelle also comes out. Corvik slowly walks to the ring and is being followed by Jez. Eventually they reach the ring and Corvik uses the ringsteps to enter it).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The two wrestlers meet in the center of the ring. Neither man looking away from the other as they begin to circle eachother. The two lock up and Corvik pushes Dangerous into the ropes and gives a clean break. The two lock up again and Dangerous pushes Corvik into the corner. Dangerous moves in and slaps Corvik to the face. This fires Corvik up and the two lock up for a third time. Corvik pushes Dangerous into a corner and puts a knee into the midsection. He follows it up with four chops to the chest. Dangerous falls down in the corner as Corvik lifts him up and nails him with a right one to the chin.

ND: Corvik then connects with another chop and tries to whip Dangerous out, but Nick reverses the whip into an arm-twist, pulling Corvik forward and into a clothesline!! Dangerous quickly gets on top of Corvik and hits him with right hands to the head. But Corvik reverses it on Dangerous and gives him the same treatment!! The two then roll to the outside and trade fists and chops all around the ring!! ...Oh man where is this going?!? They gonna put eachother through hell again like last week. It's unbelievable.

DT: Dangerous has Corvik by the head now and he ramms it into the steel ringpost!! WHAMMMM!!!....Dangerous then lifts Corvik up and ....PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!....High risk move on the ground by Dangerous!!......And Nick now picks up Corvik and he throws him back into the ring again. Dangerous gets back in aswell and he grabs Corvik in a camel clutch and wants Corvik to say "I QUIT". The referee is real close to the two wrestlers, but Corvik is shaking his head. He's not quitting here!! Dangerous with an elbow drop on Corviks head and he works some more on the forehead.

ND: Corvik is busted open right now, from that piledriver and the fists to his forehead that followed it up. Dangerous gets back up and Corvik uses that moment to roll to the outside again to get some time to rest. Dangerous grins and he rolls himself to the outside aswell. He picks up part of the steel ringsteps and moves over to Corvik so he can slam them into his head. But unkown to Nick, Corvik gets a steel chair and .....BAMMMMMMMMM.........HE NAILS THE RINGSTEPS WITH THE CHAIR AND IT GOES RIGHT INTO DANGEROUS HIS FACE!! AND THE STEPS FALL ON TOP OF HIM!!

DT: Dangerous is layed out with the ringsteps on top of him and Corvik is now pounding the steps with the steelchair like a railroad spike!! Thats absolutely not good for Nicks face!! Corvik is now fired up as Dangerous now also is bleeding from the face. Corvik picks Dangerous up and he rams his head into the security guardrail. Corvik takes Dangerous and he rolls him back into the ring again and joins in after. Corvik grabs Dangerous by the head and hands out some more shots to the face. Corvik takes Dangerous and he irish whips him into the ropes. Nick comes off and .....INSANITY'S EMBRACE SUPERKICK!!!....

ND: It hit Dangerous right in the kisser and he went down!! And Corvik now grabs Nick and he turns him around and wants to hook in the Darkest Hour!!....But Nick is able to grab the ropes before Corvik can hook it in. Corvik turns Nick around again and kicks him in the gut and throws in into the ropes. Nick comes off and Corvik for a hiptoss on his opponent, but Nick lands on his feet and he counters with a clothesline that takes Corvik to the canvas!!!....Dangerous rapidly picks Corvik up and he throws him into the ropes.....Corvik comes off and Dangerous grabs him and ......SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!

DT: Patented Nick Dangerous move!!! Corvik went down and Dangerous moves over and quickly locks in a figure four leglock!! Corvik is resisting, but the pain shows on his face. After about a minute in the hold and withouting quitting, Corvik makes it to the ropes!! But the pain is still there!! Corvik in pain and Dangerous rushes in and does a kneedrop to the left leg!!! Nick brings Corvik to his feet, and whips him but Corvik reverses it and sends Nick into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Corvik leapfrogs over Dangerous, not selling the leg injury, hah!!...Dangerous comes off the opposite ropes and Corvik hits him with a belly to belly suplex!!

ND: Corvik gets up and rushes in on Dangerous, but the referee was standing in between Nick and him so Corvik bumps into the referee!! The ref is distracted for a moment and it gives Dangerous the time to go into his tights and he pulls out some brass knuckles. Corvik reaches for Dangerous, but Dangerous nails him with the brass knuckles and Corvik falls down to the mat!!! OH GOD!!!......This shot to the head, brought Jezebelle from the floor and on the apron!!! She's screaming loudly at Dangerous for that!!! Dangerous walks over to her and it looks like he is going to strike her, but instead he gives her a kiss!! Woww!!

DT: Dangerous stands there and laughs at what he just did. But the Bitch of Hardcore Jezebelle, isn't amused at all. She tries to strike Dangerous, but Nick blocks it. By this time Corvik got back up and he sees what is going on. He turns Dangerous around and clotheslines him to the mat!! And Corvik jumps on top off him and hands out fist after fist at him!! Corvik pulls Dangerous up and he waistlocks him and executes a belly to back suplex!! Corvik then hooks in a sharpshooter on the Canadian. The referee is checking if Dangerous is gonna say the words I Quit. But it doesn't look like he is gonna say them!!!...

ND: Nope, not at all. Instead he even is trying to grab the ropes. He crawls closer to them and....yes after about 25 seconds he managed to get the ropes and the ref breaks up this attempt. Corvik shakes his head and he rolls to the outside. He comes back in with the steelchair and he goes over to Dangerous and he whacks him in the head with it!!!.....Dangerous goes down to one knee, but he's not out totally!! Corvik swings again, but at that moment Dangerous gives Corvik a lowblow!!! What a comeback!!! And Corvik goes down to both his knees now. Dangerous slowly gets back up and he grabs the steelchair and ....WHACK......ramms it into Corviks head!!

DT: He repeats this two times and he asks if Corvik is gonna say the words!! But he shakes no!!...Dangerous swings again and hits Corvik in the head with another chairshot. Dangerous then goes over to the corner and he places the chair between the second and topturnbuckle. He then lifts up Corvik and irish whips him backfirst into the chair in the corner!! Corvik hit it hard and Dangerous follows in hot pursuit.....Dangerous going for a flying shouldertackle now......But OOOOOOOOOHHHH....CORVIK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME....AND DANGEROUS GOES SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE CHAIR!!...I don't know how Corvik was able to move out, but it saved him for sure!!!

ND: Dangerous is in pain now, but Corvik is also layed out on the mat. Both men not giving in here. Dangerous checks his shoulder and then takes the steelchair out of the corner again. He slowly moves over to Corvik......He swings the chair......BUT CORVIK COUNTERS WITH A SUPERKICK INTO THE CHAIR AND INTO DANGEROUS HIS FACE!!!...Corvik then takes the chair and he places it on Dangerous his shoulder. Corvik then climbs to the topturnbuckle and ....HE DOES A LEGDROP OFF THE TOPROPE ON THE CHAIR AND NICKS SHOULDER!!

DT: Really working on that shoulder there!!!...Corvik then takes Dangerous and he hooks him into a bow and arrow submission move!!! Is this it?!!?? Is Dangerous gonna say I QUIT now? I know I would!!! BUT HE'S NOT SAYING IT!!...Dangerous his shoulder is probly dislocated from all the damage, but he is still hanging in there!! Amazing!!...Even Corvik can't believe it!! ....Corvik is shaking his head and telling Dangerous that he is crazy not to give up now!!!....But Dangerous shakes his head and says he is not gonna give up here!!.....Corvik finally lets go off the submission and he picks Dangerous up and whips him into the ropes...

ND: Dangerous comes off and Corvik grabs him for THE DARKEST HOUR!!!....BUT DANGEROUS AGAIN MOVES OUT OF IT IN TIME!!!....He kicks Corvik into the gut and ...SETS HIM UP FOR THE DANGER DRIVER....BUT THIS TIME CORVIK MOVES OUT OF IT IN TIME!!!.......Dangerous then for a right hand, but Corvik blocks it, turns Dangerous around and .......THE DARKEST HOUR!!!....HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR ON NICK DANGEROUS!!! OH MY GODD!!!!....And Dangerous is slowly losing his consciousness here!!...But he's not saying I QUIT!!!....OH MAN!!

DT: The referee checks Nicks arm and lifts it up and it falls down again.....He lifts it up for a second time and it falls down again.......The referee finally lifts the arm up for a third time and it falls down for a third time. .....NICK DANGEROUS IS OUT OF IT AND IS UNCONSCIOUS PEOPLE!!!....HOW ON EARTH CAN HE SAY I QUIT WHEN HE IS UNCONSCIOUS!!

ND: Hmm, smart strategy on the side of Dangerous.

DT: But the referee is ending it right here!! He's ending this match and declaring Sean Corvik the winner!!

ND: Can he do that?? Is he allowed to?

DT: I think he's thinking of the health of Nick Dangerous. There is no way that Nick can go on. I mean common he's unconscious!!! The referee raises Corviks arm and Corvik stares at the layed out Dangerous and nodds.

ND: Oh man what a match.

DT: I think Dangerous sure got himself alot of respect after this match. Ok, he lost but he didn't say I QUIT!! Unbelievable!!

(Commercials).

DT: For the last time we are back after the commercials. We are all waiting for the main event match. The Universal Title at stake. We are suppose to see Scott Monroe taking on Chris Christ for the title. But the big question is, if Scott Monroe is gonna be here. I don't think that anyone has seen him enter the building.

ND: My sources also haven't seen him, Dean.

DT: Your sources?

ND: Yes, my sources who stand on the corner of the street.

DT: Oh, you mean the hookers.

ND: Exactemundo!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: So like I said the main question is if Monroe has come out of his coma and is able to wrestle. You have to admit it, he really took a nasty blow last week. That C4 bomb exploded when he was standing on it. The EWCL should stop with putting these men in dangerous matches like that.

ND: Hey, he wanted that match himself remember.

DT: Yes, I remember Monroe coming out a couple weeks before the PPV and he stated that he would only put his Universal Title on the line when they would have those C4 bombs in the match. Everyone in that match knew what was waiting for them. They all knew, including Nick Dangerous, who said afterwards that he only found out at the last moment.

ND: Or he just didn't pay attention to the show.

DT: Yes, that can also be the case.

ND: THE MESSIAH IS BACK PEOPLE!! Time to see him!!

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC plays and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes out from behind the curtains. The crowd goes nuts as they recognise the former champion. Chris Christ takes his time to walk to the ring and on his way he greets the fans. He reaches the ring and slides in).

DT: Now I wonder if Monroe is going to be here!!

ND: We'll find out in a minute!!

(Silence ~ Static)

In the darkest hour of night
In the purest form of light
Those who have been exiled and oucast
Shall find themselves bearing the symbol
And the signs of the plague

The guitar rips through the air as the arena is shrouded in darkness.
I'm in conniptions for the final act you came here for
The one derivative you manage is the one I abhor
I need a minute to elaborate for everyone the
Everyday bullshit things that you have done

(As My Plague by Slipknot blares through the P.A., Racheal Everhart steps through the curtains. Wearing a black sheer shirt with a black strapless shirt beneath, a pair of blue jeans with a green and black flannel tied around her waist, covered by the Universal championship and a pair of black combat boots. Her short cropped hair hangs around her face as she stands waiting for a moment. As the song continues into the chorus, she extends her arms in the mock crucifixition and the arena is bathed in light once again. Sean Corvik and Jezebelle then step through the curtain coming to stand at either side of her. The three slowly make their way to the ring, with Corvik and Jezebelle moving inside. As the song begins to fade Corvik looks to Racheal and nods his head. Slowly she climbs the steel steps and her once delicate features seem to be replaced by loathing and anger. She stares not at those who watch but through them, turning her attention towards the corner where she and Scott would normally sit. She makes her way there slowly and slumps as Corvik and Jezebelle exit the ring. They move to the post behind her and await the start of the match).

DT: What does this have to mean??? Why is Racheal Evrehart here? Is she gonna wrestle?

ND: I have no clue. No clue at all.

DT: It looks like she is gonna wrestle. She is wearing the clothes for it and she looks all fired up for it.

ND: So she's gonna wrestle Christ instead of Monroe?? So is Monroe's title still on the line??

DT: I doubt that Down.

ND: Hey, you never know.

(The referee walks over to Racheal Everhart and asks her if she really wants to wrestle. She nodds and the referee asks her again, but she nodds again. The referee then calls out Chris Christ and Racheal to the center of the ring and explains the rules to the both of them. Christ is not so happy about this situation and walks back to his corner).

Ding ding ding.

DT: It's really gonna happen here. Racheal is gonna wrestle Chris Christ.

(The bell has rung and Racheal walks over to Christ, but Christ is shaking his head. He is backing off and he refuses to fight Racheal. He then calls out for microphone. A mic is handed over to him and he starts to speak).

Chris Christ: I am not gonna wrestle a woman. And thats final.

DT: Christ drops the mic and wants to climb out of the ring onto the apron. But just when he wants to do that, Racheal grabs him from behind, turns him around and punches Christ into the face.

(Christ then takes the mic again).

Chris Christ: But if you put it this way........

(He drops the mic again and punches Racheal in the face).

ND: YES!!!...

DT: We got ourselves a fight now!!

ND: Racheal and Christ circle eachother for a couple of seconds now until they tie up. Christ puts Racheal in a hammerlock and twists her arm around her back. He then lifts her up and throws her to the mat. Christ picks her up again and apologizes to her, but Racheal reacts with punching Christ into the face again. Christ can't believe it and he strikes her in the face. He then grabs her and whips her into the ropes. She comes off and Christ grabs her and flapjacks her and she goes face first into the mat!! Christ goes over to her, turns her on her back and goes for the cover, ......1....................................................................2....................................but a kickout by Racheal.

DT: He's not taking her seriously!! Thats not so smart.

ND: Hey, he said he rather not fight a woman.

DT: Yeah, well he's gonna have to now, so he better put his mind into it.

ND: Christ lifts Racheal up to her feet and he whips her into the ropes again. She comes off and Christ grabs her and does a belly to belly suplex to her. Wow, great move by The Messiah. Christ goes for another cover attempt, but again he only gets a two count. Christ then picks Racheal up from the mat and he irish whips her into the corner. She goes in backfirst and Christ smiles at the camera and then charges in on her.........BUT OOOOH RACHEAL STICKS OUT HER ELBOW AND CHRIST GOES FACEFIRST INTO IT!!

DT: Christ staggers backwards and Racheal moves in with a sidekick and Christ stumbles backwards some more!!! He didn't go down though!!....Racheal bounces herself into the ropes and she comes off and jumps on Christ his shoulders and ........FLYING HEADSCISSORS!!!.......Excellent move by Racheal. She gets back up and grabs Christ and sends him into a corner now!! Christ hits it backfirst and Racheal charges into the corner, does a flip and does a roundhouse kick in the corner into Christ his face!!! ....We have seen Monroe do that move many times before!!!...He must have taught Racheal that move.

ND: Or she learnt Monroe that move. You never know.

DT: Racheal drags Christ out of the corner and she punches him in the face once more and throws him into the ropes. Christ comes off and Racheal with a spinning heelkick!! Christ went down and Racheal to the corner. She climbs to the toprope and faces the crowd. ...SHE JUMPS OFF FOR A MOONSAULT, ....BUT CHRIST LIFTS HIS KNEES UP IN TIME AND RACHEAL LANDS ON THE KNEES!!!.....Christ gets up and he takes Racheal and he throws her into the ropes and when she comes off he does a running high knee and it hits her in the chest. Racheal goes down and Christ follows it up with a legdrop to her chest.

ND: Christ drags Racheal over to the corner and he lifts her up and places her on the topturnbuckle. Christ climbs up aswell and he grabs her and .......SUPERPLEXES RACHEAL OFF THE TOPROPE!!....HOLY SHIT!!!........We have a winner now!! Can't be anything else than that.....Christ goes for the cover on Racheal now, ......1...........................................................................2..........................................but she kicks out of it. Have you ever seen anything like that before??!?!?! Christ hops back to his feet and he picks her up and slaps her in the face. He then irish whips her into the ropes. She comes off and Christ goes for a backdrop. But Racheal saw it coming and counters with a neckbreaker on Christ!!!

DT: Man, this girl is tough. But then again, she is Scott Monroe's girlfriend. You have to be strong and tough to be his girlfriend. She is back up and grabs Christ and whips him into the corner again. Christ lands in backfirst and Racheal goes over and starts to kick him into the midsection, until he falls down to the ground. Racheal then takes a couple of steps backwards and she then comes charging in on Christ and ........BRONCO BUSTER ON CHRIST!!!......WOW!!!!!......Not sure if this is punishment or a present for Christ!!

ND: ME TOO!! ME TOO!! ME TOO!!!

DT: The crowd went wild after seeing that move. She now breaks it up and steps off of Christ. She pulls him to his feet and she lifts him up and executes a tiger suplex into a pin. The referee counts, .....1...................................................................2.......................but a kickout by Christ.

ND: Good.

DT: But Racheal gets up again and she waits till Christ is getting back on his knees again. She then storms in on him and ......SHINING WIZARD ROUNDHOUSE ON CHRIST!!!...

ND: HOLY SHIT!!

DT: Racheal, with the advantage now, stepping back, looks like she's looking for another one of her roundhouse kicks. And wait. What the hell is the midget doing here???

ND: No! Why the hell does Matty Midget think he can do this, just wander into other peoples matches? Just cause he lost to Aaron Gold (snickers).

(Matty Midget takes out a mic out of his pocket).

Matty Midget: What about me?? What about Matty Midget???? You know I want Scott Monroe. Everyone knows I want Scott Monroe. Only Scott Monroe doesn't know it. So to make sure that he is gonna notice me, I am gonna use this.

(Matty Midget points to a lighttube he has in his hands and he then drops the mic and runs to the ring).

ND: He's nuts!!

DT: I wouldn't say that if I were you Neil. He's got a light tube in his hand, and Matty can be one psycho midget. But look in the ring, Racheal lines up Christ, and roundhouse kicks Christ!!!

ND: But Christ ducked! He rolled under Racheals leg, comes up, Racheal turns and CERIVISI!!!! He caught Racheal square in the chin! And Racheal thrown backwards and turned, his neck resting on the bottom rope. But it took as much out of Christ as Racheal.

DT: And Matty Midget taking his chance now he's running to the apron where Racheal is caught. But Chris Christ getting up now, grabbing Racheal's foot.

ND: And Matty SCREWED UP! HE TRIED TO NAIL RACHEAL IN THE FACE WITH THE LIGHTTUBE, AND RACHEAL ROLLED BACKWARDS, FLIPPING CHRIST OVER, AND PUTTING CHRIST'S FACE IN DIRECT LINE WITH THAT LIGHT TUBE! AND MATTY ACCIDENTALLY SHATTERS IT IN CHRIST'S FACE! Chris Christ is kicking and screaming!!!

DT: And Matty jumps onto the apron, just in time to be kicked straight into the turnbuckle by Racheal! He fell like a sack of potatoes! Christ is down, Matty is down, and it looks like Matty may well have given this match to his worst enemies girfriend. And Corvik and Jezebelle now run towards Matty and they grab him and keep him down on the ground. In the ring we see that Racheal rolls on top off Christ and goes for the cover, and. ......1..................................................................................2..............................................................................3.....AND SHE WINS IT!!

ND: Yeah, but Christ was knocked out from that lighttube!! Matty Midget ruined it all!!

DT: But you have to admit that Racheal looked real strong in this match.

ND: Agh, Christ was playing with her.

DT: Uhuh. Fact is that Racheal Everhart won this match and actually beat Chris Christ. Do you know what this means?

ND: No.

DT: That the Royal Family is even stronger right now!!

ND: Dammit!!

(That is the cue for Exile, MacBeth and Roadblock to come out from the back. All three of them get booed loudly as they make their way to the ring. All three of them reach ringside and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring. Sean Corvik and Jezebelle join them).

DT: So we have the entire Royal Family in the ring right now, well except ofcourse Scott Monroe. Exile goes over to Racheal and congratualates her. MacBeth and Corvik have rolled Christ out of the ring already. Exile asks for a mic and gets it.

Exile: RFTV....ROYAL FAMILY TV!! THATS WHAT THIS IS!!....AND THATS WHAT IT WILL ALWAYS BE!!.....AND THERE"S NOONE OR NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US!!.....NOT CAZZO, NOT CHRIS CHRIST, NOT JERRY CAMPBELL AND CERTAINLY NOT THE REBELLION PROJECT!!

(The crowd boos).

(Exile stops for a moment).

Exile: There are no threats for us. Nobody can stop us!! NOBODY!!!

(At that moment the entire Rebellion Project comes running out from the back. We see Strait Hate, Thorn, Drake Laps, Chazz Mendel, Jose Jose and even Nick Dangerous who run out).

DT: OOOH MY GOD!!!

ND: The Rebellion Project reaches the ring and they all slide into it and a big brawl starts in the ring!!! Strait goes for MacBeth, Dangerous goes for Corvik, Chazz and Laps attack Exile, Thorn goes for Racheal and Jose Jose can only stare at Jezebelle. We can even hear Jose Jose say to Jezebelle: "Do not pee on me, si?". What a brawl!! What a fight!! The Family and The Rebellion Project!! THIS IS AWESOME!!

DT: And The Rebellion Project is beating down The Royal Family!! The Family is losing this battle in the ring!!!.......YES!!...........

ND: But look at Exile!! He rolled out of the ring and got away!!! He grabs a microphone and starts to talk once more.

Exile: REBELLION PROJECT!!.....HEY LOSERS.....I"M TALKING TO YOU!!!...........I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS ANYMORE!!!......AND THATS WHY I BROUGHT SOMEONE ELSE IN TO TAKE CARE OF YOU!!! YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIALLY NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE!!

DT: What??

ND: LOOK!!! LOOK!!!

(From out of the crowd we see that John Daniels, Travis Cage and Blaise Martelle are coming out).

DT: THE IWF STARS!!!

ND: John Daniels, Travis Cage and Blaise Martelle slide into the ring and attack The Rebellion Project!!! And The Project is losing it!!! Daniels, Cage, Blaise, MacBeth, Corvik, Racheal and Jezebelle got The Project on their knees right now!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

DT: And look at Exile. He's laughing. He's only laughing!!

ND: I can't believe it. I just can't believe it!!

DT: You mean that the top stars of the IWF have entered the EWCL?

ND: No, that Blaise Martelle can fight in a short skirt like that!!

(slap-ouch).

(While the fight goes on in the ring and The Project gets beaten up, the scene fades out and the show ends).