Date: 19th January 2003
Place: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Arena: Target Center

Exile: Lives hang in the balance tonight. Fates will be decided. Careers will be made or broken. Welcome to my show (Exile picks a picture of a smiling family taken from outside. The family is sittin at a dinner table).

Exile: I guess first thing is first.

(Exile takes a letter opener and stabs the picture into the desk. He smiles and gets up and walks out of the office).

(The scene fades out and we go to the arena and fireworks explodes and the show is about to begin. The crowd goes wild as the Tron comes on).

(As the roar of the crowd dies down somewhat from the entrance to the RF-TV Insurgence, a moment of silence occurs, where simply nothing happens. Then, every light in the arena drops and the Jumbo/Cazzo/Family-Tron at the entrance to the arena goes dark. After a few seconds of silence, the words “FUCK YOUR ESTABLISHMENT… FUCK YOUR RULES… WE OWN YOU…” are shouted across the PA system, followed closely with “Rise” by Pantera playing. As the fans react to this new song, the words “…Fear the Project…” form across the face of the Cazzotron. The song picks up, the words finish, and the lights return to the arena. With the lights back on, the world can see every member of the Rebellion Project standing on the entrance stage. Instantly, the crowd gives a mixed reaction, and the Project feeds off it.)

Neil Down: Before we can even give you the preview of tonight, the Rebellion Project is ALREADY on RF-TV!

Roadblock: WHO INVITED THEM?!?!

(The crowd begins to settle down some, and the new theme song fades out. From left to right along the stage stands Chazz Mendel, Nick Dangerous, Peter Tiger, Thorn, Jose Jose, Strait Hate, and Drake Laps. Thorn reaches into his back pocket, and extracts a microphone.)

Roadblock: DAMMIT! WHO GAVE THEM A LIVE MIKE!?!?

Thorn: … Well, for those of you who live in caves with your eyes closed and ears covered, let me introduce the mass of talent you see before you…

Roadblock: Alright, great segment. Cut to commercial.

ND: Will you shut up? Anything is better to listening to YOU, INCLUDING listening to these jagoffs!

*Slap-Head Bounces Off Table-Ouch*

ND: YOU ASSHOLE!!

RB: Yeah, serves ya right…

(Thorn points at the end of the stage, and starts to rally off the names of the wrestlers.)

Thorn: First… our NEWEST member… MUTLIPLE TIME Champion of the EWCL… The High Flying Miracle… DRAKE LAPS!!

(The crowd gives another mixed reaction, this one leading a bit more towards cheers than anything. Drake smiles and nods his head, scanning over the crowd. The rest of the members of the project applaud their newest member as well.)

Thorn: On the OTHER End… The OTHER new recruit of the Project… The OTHER Canadian we have… and the OTHER white meat… Several time IWF Champion, and SOON TO BE an EWCL Champ… Chazz MENDEL!

(Similar reaction for Chazzer, and the RP claps along as well, in appreciation for Chazz. Nick starts a “CA-NA-DA!” chant, and it actually catches on in the very far reaches of the building.)

Thorn: Alright, enough with the new shit… let's bring on the ORIGINATORS! FIRST, the biggest Canadian star in the EWCL… besides Chazz… He is the future champion… he is the past champion, several times… Hell, he is “THE”… NICK DANGEROUS!

(More boos this time, but Nick doesn't care, he still soaks it in like it was nothing. Chazz starts the same “CA-NA-DA!” chant, and the same seven people in the nosebleeds follow along again.)

Thorn: Always following Nick like a lost little puppy… Peter Tiger…

(Sparse claps throughout the arena. Even the RP only gives him minute “Golf Claps.” Either way, he celebrates like he owns the world, causing massive amounts of eye rolling everywhere.)

Thorn: NOW… THE TWO BIGGEST MOTHER FUCKERS IN WRESTLING… Over a dozen extreme titles… tag team titles… Franchise Titles… TV Titles… a Prime Time Championship… and TWO WORLD TITLES… Thorn and Strait Hate!

(More boos than ever now for them. It doesn't bother them at all. They like booze.)

Thorn: … Oh, and Jose Jose…

(Jose jumps into the air celebrating… and is met with complete silence. Not even the Project claps. A baby cries on the floor, and somebody coughs. Jose gets a dejected look on his face, and sulks back to his spot.)

Jose: HEY… FUCK YOU, I STUD! QUE?!?!

(The entire Project gives him a confused look, before returning to business.)

Thorn: … For the past two months, we have been creating a NEW name for ourselves… digging a NEW niche into the history of EWCL… INCLUDING retiring Legends, Crippling people, and going up against the Royal Family head on… We the fastest rising stock in the wrestling INDUSTRY today… We are the REBELLION PROJECT… and if you haven't figured it out by now, we've got something to say…

RB: Well, fucking DUH.

(Thorn hands over the mike to Hate with a mixed reaction.)

Strait: Attention everyone!! I have an announcement!! There is some bad red rope liqourish circulating the arena!!! I repeat!! There is some bad red rope liqourish circulating the arena!! Thank you.

(Some laughs at the Wayne's World 2 quote.)

Strait: Ok, anyway... I should quit fuckin around. We're out here strictly for business. I don't have anything smart to say, so basically....piss on the Family, screw the EWCL, and DON'T GET IN OUR WAY. You do so, you will be destroyed, just ask Danny P at his retirement home.

(The entire group chuckles, as Strait laughs and hands the mike over to Nick Dangerous.)

Nick: Well, hello, Ladies, and gentlemen!!

(Nick smiles arrogantly as the fans boo him.)

Nick: Tonight, you will bear witness the beginning of the end! Tonight you will see the beginning of the fall of the Royal Family! Tonight, is where it all slowly begins to plummet to the floor. You see, what is about to happen this Sunday, is nothing short of an ass kicking, a good foot in the behind of the EWCL that should have been handed to the place in a long time. Things are going to change, they will change tonight, and it starts with Matty Midget…

(The name Matty Midget recieves a cheap pop. Nick pauses, a sour look on his face.)

Nick: ....As I was saying, tonight, I am gonna give him this little word of advice, WATCH YOUR BACK, because if there is one thing I don't like, it's little shits like you who come in after not even being in the place for more than a few months and taking something that should be MINE. Midget, you are standing between me and my DESTINY… and as long as you are there... Life is going to be HELL for you, for a good long time. You'd better watch yourself, Matty… I WILL destroy you, whether it's on the streets, in the back, or right here, on RF-TV…

(Nick slowly lowers the mike, and the tone of the interview has begun to take a swing towards the serious. With that, Nick tosses the mike to Chazz Mendel.)

Chazz: You know, I'm getting sick and fucking tired of this Royal Family TV shit. It's about time for this bile to be cancelled! Being put in ridiculous matches week in and week out has become more than a pain in the ass for me.

After Christmas in Hell, when I beat the hell out of Matty Midget... Who was the one given the rewards? Who was the one who was given the week off and one on one matchup for the Universal title? Not THE WINNER OF THE MATCH! That's for damn sure! Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but, isn't the person who WINS supposed to be rewarded? But then again, you have to consider the fact that Exile is the man in charge... A guy who associates with drug addicts and cartoon characters! This man should be shot! Whoever the hell gave this moron a gun should be shot! If the gun was sold to him, I wish nothing but bad things to happen to this person! Hey! Why not, Let's all hope that this person gets shot too! And of course when he fires his gun IN AN ARENA FULL OF PEOPLE! He doesn't get arrested or anything like that for it... Oh no! He's famous! He makes Cazzo and everyone else in the back money! So lets keep him out of harms way right? All you ignorant people in the arena tonight! You mark my words! Exile will get what's coming to him!

You want a little preview of what's coming? Take a look at your lackeys, who got turned into OUR BITCHES, Original SIN. FIRST, we kidnap Blaise and scar her psyche for LIFE… THEN, Johnroe and Cageblock go into the steel cage, only to have their asses COMPLETELY HANDED TO THEM by Thorn and THE Nick Dangerous!

NOW, Cage is afraid to even show his face anymore, and poor little John Daniels is going to have what's LEFT of him destroyed TONIGHT, by none other than MYSELF!!

SO, Original Sin, How does it feel to be an example? An example of what happens when you get in the way of Rebellion... and as cliché as it sounds, that's the way it's going to be for the rest of time...

(With that, Chazz throws the mike back towards the middle of the line, to where Thorn is standing. The fans are already getting ahold of the serious intent the group has, and the mixed reaction, has quickly turned into nothing but pure heat.)

Thorn: That's right, kids, boo all you want… boo until your lungs are worn out, and you are blue in the face… it's not going to make a SINGLE BIT OF DIFFERENCE. The fact is, the Rebellion Project is NO LONGER all about fun and games… It is time for us to live up to our moniker, and began a couple of riots… the FIRST thing, is to take back something that has been taken from us… INSURGENCE ITSELF!

(The crowd doesn't know what to do now, as Thorn has a devious grin on his face, and a look of fire in his eyes.)

Thorn: Yeah, you heard right… Insurgence is coming back HOME… For one week, ONE fucking week, we had control of the show, until Exile decides to pull fucking LETHAL WEAPON, without getting hit with charges of public endangerment, and threatening our lives… But you know what? We're REAL men, so if you want to make threats against us, FINE… we'll make one of our own…

(Thorn uses his free hand, and grabs the camera. He yanks it towards his face, the view completely focusing on his angered features.)

Thorn: This goes out NOT to the Royal Family, but to EVERYONE ELSE… if ANYBODY lays a HAND on a RF member, you're in trouble… If ANYONE even TRIES to plan an attack on the Family, you're screwed… If some ignorant FOOL TALKS about the family, You're FUCKED… you breathe about the Family, you're DEAD… you're fucking DEAD…

(Thorn pushes back the lens of the camera with his hand, and the cameraman falls backwards. The crowd boos, as “Rise” from Pantera plays again. The entire project begins to walk back through the entrance, as Strait picks up the mike one last time.)

Strait: Don't fear the Project? Go ahead and test your limits… but remember… as soon as you break the rules, you get fucking BROKEN…

(With that, Strait pitches the mike off the stage, and walks to the back, as “Rise” continues to play.)

ND: I think they made their point.

RB: Agh, who the hell cares about The Rebellion Project anyway. It's the Family that counts. And since I am the proud leader.....uh....I mean follower of the Family I can say...THE PROJECT CAN KISS MY BIG WHITE AMERICAN ASS!!

ND: Strong words. You sure you should say that?

RB: Did I say that out loud?

ND: Uh yes.

RB: DAMMIT!!

ND: Well folks the show is on and with us again unfortunatle is Roadblock. I really thought that Dean Thornton was gonna be here, but apparently he had other things to do again. Last week we saw that he took the Insurgence card papers from Exile. The main question is to who Dean handed those papers and who booked this weeks card. It definately wasn't Exile himself since he is in a handicap match against the Campbell cousins.

RB: DAMMIT!

ND: Our main event of the evening is the match between Nick Dangerous and Matty Midget. The winner will get a shot at the Universal Title at next weeks PPV. The first PPV of the year traditionally called "Beware The Whispers". If the winner faces Racheal Everhart next week is still unclear, but it is more than likely since Scott Monroe is still in a coma. But it's time to get this show rolling.

ND: But before we go to our first match I have word folks that we have a piece of footage shot earlier today of the Royal Family arriving here. Can we go to that?

(We see the Family walking through the parking lot with their bags slung over their shoulders, each member with a confident look on their face. All of a sudden, the Two men from last week, dressed in New Breed shirts and ski masks clock Exile and Corvik from behind, knocking them down. We can now see that the two masked men have chains wrapped around their hands, and proceed to decimate the Royal Family. With all the family members layed out on the concrete, the two men leave).

(Scene fades out).

ND: OH MAN!! We saw those men last week and now they are here again. Who are The New Breed? And what do they want?

RB: Beats me.

ND: First match of the evening and we are gonna see Coby Belton against....uhm....against....someone called Trent. That's all we know. We don't even know his last name.

RB: As long as it isn't Acid.

ND: I don't think you have to worry about that one. Anyway, Trent faces Belton and well I don't really know what to say about this match. Lets begin.

(Some unknown music starts to play as Trent comes out from behind the curtains and makes his way to the ring. He doesn't get a reaction from the crowd at all. He reaches the ring and slides in).

("You want a soda?" can be heard followed by the opening riffs of System of a Downs Chop Suey. "Soda Boy" Coby Belton appears on the top off the ramp and starts to make his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).

DING DING DING.

ND: The match has begun and Trent charges in on Belton, but Belton ducks the forearm and hands out a right one of his own. He then grabs Trent by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Trent comes off and Belton with a flying headscissors. Trent goes down and Belton comes off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop on his opponent.

RB: I'm thirsty. I think I am gonna get one of those soda's.

(Roadblock gets up from his chair, walks over to the ringapron and grabs one of the cans that Belton brought along. Roadblock opens the can and puts it to his mouth and empties it......Seconds later he spits everything out again to the ground......Roadblock then goes back to his seat next to Neil Down).

RB: ....AGHHHHHHH.......ONION FLAVOURED!!

ND: Didn't you know that??? Everybody knows that!! Where have you been? MARS???

RB: ...Hey how did you know?

ND: But back to the match. Belton picks up Trent and he sends him into the ropes agian. Trent comes off and Belton with an European uppercut. He follows that up by turning Trent around and executing a german suplex.

RB: Man that tastes bad.

ND: Belton lifts Trent up to his feet and drags him over to a turnbuckle. He lifts Trent up and ......THE DECAPITATOR!!!........Belton hit his finisher.....He hooks the leg for the cover, and. ................1..............................................................................2..................................................................................3...........IT"S OVER!!...Belton wins and defeats Trent. And I doubt if we will see Trent back again in the EWCL.

(Fire in the Head hits the PA system as Nick Dangerous storms to the ring with his fists clenched, and a pissed look on his face. He grabs a mic as Belton stands in the middle of the ring victorious. Nick gets in the ring and speaks.)

Nick: Alright, alright, cut the damn music. Belton, my boy, my son, you won a match! Congratulations! You're on a good start to becoming my exact double, you're just an EEEENCY WEENCY bit closer to becoming the Nick Dangerous of the future. The distant, future. But maybe that isn't all that clear to your bleak little mind, you don't seem convinced that you're destined for greatness....Can I get a clip on the...Cazzotron for a sec?

(The arena goes black, as the Cazzotron starts with a clip of a recent Belton promo...)

I understand why he did it though. He took the bigger opportunity by joining the Rebellion Project. Just like any man, American or Canadian, would do. So i've lost all allies and I'm left alone. Nick has let me go and now I must let him go. Good bye Nick. I'm officially through with you. Good luck with your Rebellion Project; it all looks promising.

Nick: Let me get this straight...YOU, are laying ME off!? You know what I say to that Belton? No friggin' way, you can part ways if you want. You can walk away from all I've done for you, but what will your future look like? What in the hell will your future look like without me? You think about that for a second. Think about how you'd still be in my god damn gym if you didn't have a sick pile driver in your arsenal, think about how you would NOT be here if it weren't for ME, just start thinking about that. Keep in mind Son, that you are STILL just my student, you're not ready to go on your own, you are not READY to face the Royal Family, you have a LOT of work to do. You already EARNED your first straight victory, stick with me, and there will be more where that came from. Go on alone, we'll see just how much you need me. You make me upset Son, you really make me sad.

(Nick drops the mic on the ground and stares Belton down. He slowly steps away from Belton as his music hits, and he makes his way backstage.)

(Commercials).

Bill: I'm joined here by 'The Messiah' Chris Christ for an exclusive interview. Chris thanks for joining me here. First of all, how are you feeling tonight?

(Chris slightly twitches his neck and then sighs)

Christ: Nothing I can't handle.

Bill: Good to hear. So Chris, tell us how you are really feeling right now?

Christ: Kinda bored I guess.

Bill: Ummmm well how do you feel about the Royal Family?

Christ: Where have you been for the past months Carty? Exile threw me off a 30ft cell, the whole family beat down on me, Corvik horrificly attacked me and my girlfriend. I'm gonna be guessing i'm pretty much not in love with the Royal Family wouldn't you?

Bill: And how about the Project?

Christ: Kind of the same story there isn't it Carty?!?! The Project have also been using my limelight to propell themselves to the top. Dangerous and I have always had our disagreements, Chazz Mendel decded his best way into this fed was to dive off the damm ramp onto me, Thorn i've never had the pleasure of meeting and Strait Hate...

Voice: You rang?

(Just then the face of Strait Hate slides in from the side of the screen. Carty steps back in fear now. Christ just places his hands on his hips and looks into Hate's eyes. Hate's eyes are open wide where as Christ's are covered by his shades.)

Christ: The hell do you want?

Strait: Ohh, not too much Chrissy-poo. I just want to let YOU know, formally, to keep your grubby little paws off the Royal Family. Dont worry about them... me and my group will take care of them. Go after the Family, then you got a full Project to worry about. Understand?

Christ: Understand this, you call me Chrissy-poo again, I'll make sure you never speak again.

Strait: DONT YOU DARE THREATEN ME! I'm world reknowned!! I am THE Hardcore legend, I am THE Extreme Champion, you are NOTHING to me. Oh and I saw one of these new EWCL shows springing up everywhere, and I saw you mention something about a Hardcore Legend coming back. Care to explain yourself??

Christ: I dont have to explain a damn thing to you.

Strait: Well, tell your little buddy, whoever it is, that I AM the sheriff in Hardcore land. Dont you ever forget it. I got the belt, I retired the Hardcore Saint and everyone INCLUDING DAN fucking knows it. Now step out of my way, before I step over you.

(Christ stands firm as Strait tries to walk by. Strait steps back and smiles.)

Strait: Hmm, it seems you want to do things the hard way.... good, I excel at doing things the hard way....

ND: Wow!! Strait just nailed the Messiah with a hard left, flooring the former Universal Champion!! NOOOOO!!! I now dispise Strait Hate!!!

RB: ....FIGHT!!

ND: But unfortunatly, we got a match to go to, we will keep you posted!!

ND: While Chris Christ and Strait Hate are going at it backstage we have to go to our next match. Aaron Gold taking on Stephen Jackson. Last week Gold took out Sean Orion and now he has to face the other part of The Perfect Team namely The Perfect Storn Stephen Jackson.

(At that moment Back in the saddle again by Aerosmith begins to play and out comes Dean Thornton. The crowd starts to cheer him on big time right away. Thornton stands on the top of the ramp for a moment and then starts to walk to ringside. He reaches the ring and enters it and takes a microphone).

Dean Thornton: GOOD EVENING MINNEAPOLIS!! (cheap pop).

Dean Thornton: I'm back, but thats not what I want to bore you with. I am here because "HE"S" coming back aswell!!!...

(The crowd cheers).

Dean Thornton: Yes, I know!!!......And because HE is returning, it means that it's THE END FOR RFTV....RFTV WILL BE TERMINATED AND ITS GONNA BE THE END FOR EXILE AND HIS FRIENDS......

(The crowd cheers again).

Dean Thornton: And Roadblock.......That also means that it's THE END FOR YOU!!...So get the hell out of that chair, take that headset of your head and leave!!..LEAVE NOW!!!...AND THATS AN ORDER!!

(Roadblock is shocked and he gets up and shouts something to Thornton, but then actually walks out of ringside).

Dean Thornton: People, HE will return. Maybe not tonight, but SOON!!!

(Thornton then drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and goes over to the commentators table and sits down next to Neil Down).

ND: It's good to have you back Dean. Real good.

DT: Thanks, it is good to be back, Neil. So who's next?

ND: We have Aaron Gold against Stephen Jackson. But who is HE? Who is returning?

DT: I can't tell you Neil, I can't tell you.

ND: OOOOh....come on, you can tell me!!

DT: No, I can't.

(The Cameras backstage follow Aaron gold and his valet Jessica through the halls towards the ringside; he goes through some double doors and then bumps into "The Virus" Marco whom has just arrived for the night. Aaron backs away with Jessica and Marco just looks down at him and starts to laugh and he says something as Aaron walks away).

Marco: "Good luck kid, you're going to need it."

(Aaron hears this and looks angry but he just ignores this and heads off for his match).

(Scene fades out and we go back to ringside).

(So Much Pain by Ja Rule featuring 2Pac begins to play over the pa system and Stephen Jackson comes walking out. The crowd boos him lightly. The Perfect Storm makes it to the ring and slides in).

(Cruxify yourself by Fozzy plays and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold and Jessica appear on the ramp. The crowd gives them a good pop as the two walk down the aisle to the ring. They reach the ring and Jessica gives Aaron some last minute advice and Aaron then slides into the ring).

DING DING DING.

DT: The match is on and Gold and Jackson start to circle eachother. After about 7 seconds they lock up and it is Jackson who uses his knee and brings it to Golds stomache. Jackson takes advantage of the moment and irish whips Gold into the ropes. Aaron comes off and Jackson with a tilt-o-wirl powerslam!!!..Great move by Jackson to start off. You would imagine him being a bit rusty since he hasn't wrestled in a while, but that move looked damn good. He now picks Gold up and hands out some punches. He then lifts him up and executes a snap suplex.

ND: Nice one aswell. Only bad thing about Jackson is that he teams up with Sean Orion. But I think I have said that a couple of times before. Jackson picks Gold up now and he throws him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Jackson clotheslines Gold to the mat. Jackson for the pin, ......1.............................................................2............................but a kickout. Jackson shakes his head, but right away he goes back to work on Gold. He stomps him to the midsection a couple of times and then grabs him and throws him towards a corner.

DT: Gold flies in backfirst and Jackson does not hesitate one moment and comes charging in right away.....He runs in and ......GOLD LIFTS HIS LEG UP AND JACKSON FLIES FACEFIRST INTO IT!!!......Jackson staggers backwards and is a bit stunned from that boot....this gives Aaron the time to recover a bit.....Aaron then charges in on Jackson .....and....GOLDRING....a swinging neckbreaker and The Perfect Storm goes down!!!....Gold gets up and lifts Jackson up and kicks him into the stomache and delivers an atomic drop. Jackson goes into the ropes and when he comes off, Gold takes him to the mat with a clothesline to the back of the head.

ND: Gold turns Jackson on his back and runs to the corner. He climbs to the top and ....HE SIGNALS FOR HIS GOLDRUSH!!!.......IS HE GONNA DO IT????......GOLD LEAPS OFF FOR HIS GOLDRUSH......BUT JACKSON LIFTS HIS KNEES UP AND AARON LANDS ON THE KNEES!!!.....Oooooh Christ injury!!! .....Gold in severe pain and Jackson now crawls over to the ropes and raises himself up. He gets back on his feet again and he goes over to Gold. He picks Aaron up and ....DDT'S HIM TO THE CANVAS!!!...That was a big ass DDT. Jackson for the cover, ...........1..................................................................2...................................................kickout.

DT: Jackson brings his opponent to his feet again and irish whips him into the corner once more. Gold flies in backfirst again and Jackson tries to charge in on Gold again. And this time he is succesfull and splashes on top of Gold!!! Jackson comes off of Gold, takes a few steps back and charges in on Gold again with a shouldertackle into the midsection!!! Jackson repeats this three times...Oh man!!!....Jackson grabs Gold by the arm and drags him out of the corner. He then lifts him up and slams him to the canvas!!! ....Jackson with a legdrop and the cover attempt, ......1....................................................................................2.....................................but another kickout.

ND: Aaron is not a quitter. He's not giving up just yet. Jackson picks Gold up from the mat and drags him over to the corner. He lifts Gold on the topturnbuckle and gets on aswell. Jackson with a stomp to Golds head and ........TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!....What a move by Stephen Jackson!!!........And Gold goes down hard!!!.....Jackson for the cover now, ......1.......................................................................2..................................................KICKOUT!!! AGAIN!!!....It's unbelievable!!! Really unbelievable!! I think everyone in this building, well except Jessica probly thought that it was over. But not yet!! Aaron is still in this match.

DT: Jackson picks Gold up by the head now and he sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Jackson goes for a backdrop, but Gold reacts to it and .....SETS JACKSON UP FOR A CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER .....AND......HE HITS IT!!!.....He hit Stephen Jackson with that tremendous piledriver and Jackson is layed out on the mat now......but Gold is also layed out.....this match took his toll on him aswell. Now after about 6 seconds Aaron manages to roll himself on top off Jackson and go for the cover, ........1..............................................................................2..............................................KICKOUT!!!....Jackson kicked out of the GOLDDIGGER!!!...Amazing!!!.....

ND: And both men now beat out as they get to their feet. Gold with a right hand and it connects.....Jackson is stunned and Gold bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off....but ......Jackson hits him with a back elbow!!!...Gold did not see that one coming at all. Gold falls down to the mat again and Jackson stomps down on Gold some more. He goes for another cover, but only gets another two count. Thats the story of the match sofar. Jackson doing everything he can, but Gold kicking out of almost everything.

DT: True.

ND: Wonder whats he gonna try next.

DT: Jackson picks up Gold and he irish whips him into the ropes. Gold comes off and ...JACKSON GRABS HIM IN A SLEEPER HOLD!!..THIS COULD BE IT!!! If he hooks it in right then he can finish it here and have a win on his comeback!!!....The referee lifts Golds arm up .....and it goes down.....the referee lifts Golds arm up for a second time.......and it goes down again.......The referee lifts Golds arm up for a third time......BUT IT DOESN'T GO DOWN!!!.....AND GOLD WITH AN ELBOW INTO JACKSONS GUT!!....AND AARON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH......KNOCKIN' DA FILLINGS!!!!.......THATS A MOVE THAT JOEY GOLD ALWAYS USED!!!....AARON WITH A JAWBREAKER INTO A SPINKICK!!

ND: And Jackson went down to the mat!!! Oh man!!! And Aaron Gold now quickly going over to the corner. He climbs to the top, stands on the topturnbuckle ....and.......GOLDRUSH ON STEPHEN JACKSON!!!.......AARON GOLD HIT IT AND HE HOOKS THE LEG, AND. ..........1.....................................................................................................2................................................................................................3.....HE WINS!!!...Aaron Gold gets the victory over Stephen Jackson here!! What a close win!! Jackson almost took Gold out with that sleeper hold, but Golds his experience helped Aaron and turned it into a victory in the end.

DT: Yes, a pretty good win for Aaron Gold.

ND: His valet Jessica really is a miracle worker.

(Nurse Kate McDavid scrambles down the hallway until finally coming to the nurses station. Reaching over the side quickly she hits the intercom button and screeches over the system).

McDavid ~ Doctor Angelo, please come to station 10, emergency. I repeat..

(Doctor Angelo walks up behind her and sets his hand on her shoulder. She spins around and jumps in a start. Grabbing him by the hand, she pulls him down the hallway until coming to an empty hospital room).

McDavid ~ He's gone doctor.

Angelo ~ What do you mean he's gone? He can't just be gone.

(Dr. Angelo makes his way inside the room and begins to inspect everything. Every I.V. and tube that was inside of this patient has been ripped out, evidence of that can be seen by the bits of blood that are on the bedding and the floor where the tubes lay. Turning slowly, Dr. Angelo brings his eyes to rest upon nurse McDavid).

Angelo ~ The woman who's been here?

McDavid ~ I..I don't know. When I came in to check on him they were just...gone...

Angelo ~ Contact the police and the emergency numbers that were left for him.

(Nurse McDavid scrambles back to the nurses station and pulls up the patients file. She gives the order to another nurse to phone the police, but stops and stares at the screen for a moment when she sees the number and name of the next of kin. As Dr. Angelo comes to the nurses station, he notices her curious expression).

Angelo ~ What are you gawking at?

(McDavid snaps out quicky and turns the computer monitor).

McDavid ~ The next of kin is listed under ***~***~****..the name says Extreme Championship Wrestling League...care of Chris Lemke. I've never seen anything like this.

Angelo ~ Well contact Chris Lemke. Maybe he's the patients brother or something. Did you phone the police?

McDavid ~ Tamara is on the phone with them now.

(Dr. Angelo stops for a moment as a thought crosses his mind).

Angelo ~ Kate..wasn't that patient set for termination tomorrow?

(Kate McDavid looks up from the monitor and simply nods her head).

Angelo ~ What the hell is going on?

(Scene fades out).

(Commercials).

DT: I can't believe what I just saw. Scott Monroe is gone.

ND: Scott Monroe has left the building.

DT: Monroe was in a coma, but now he is gone. What happend to him? Did someone take him? Did he wake up and walk out? And where is he going or are they taking him? I can't believe all of this.

ND: Neither can I.

DT: But what? I ...I hear that we are going backstage again to see whats going on with Chris Christ and Strait Hate.

(The tron comes on and we go backstage and see Christ and Strait Hate still fighting).

ND: These two are still going at it!! Look at the brutality on show here. Christ has hold of Hate's neck now and is leading him down the corridor. Christ has found a table now and he takes Hate's head and slams it into the wood! Hate falls back and is now leaning on the table. Christ takes Hate and continues to lead him down the hallway. Along the way he sends some stiff legs into the ribs of Strait Hate!

DT: Look at Christ he is really pissed off! Christ has taken Hate to the famous EWCL soda machine. He is ramming the head of Hate into that glass but it's not shattering!! I can't think what would hurt more the banging on solid glass or having it shattered over your skull!! Christ stops banging Strait's head and he is laying on the floor. What's Chris doing now?

ND: Holy crap he's trying to tip that soda machine on top of Strait Hate! This is gonna be sick!

DT: Oh my god it's wobbling. Hate doesn't know where he is. The machine has almost fallen. Move Strait move!

ND: Jeez no need to get all Forrest Gump, Dean!

(slap-ouch)

DT: TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBER!!

ND: The machine has fallen but Hate moves out of the way at the last second. As much as i'd like to stay and watch this we need to go to our next match.

DT: He's right.

ND: And our next match is the one between Prime Time Champion Marco and Sean Orion.

DT: So any comments on Orion?

ND: Nope, nothing, nada, jilch...I'm not gonna waste any words on that lame, pathetic excuse of a wrestler. I already said enough.

DT: Well ok then. Lets see what these men have in store for us. Marco the current Prime Time Champion had to suffer two losses lately, now he has to face Orion to get some status back again. Later tonight we are gonna see Johnathan Cable and Thorn to battle out who will face Marco at Beware The Whispers. Thats gonna be intresting.

ND: But now its time for Marco to prove that he can beat the crap out of Orion.

(The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion bounces on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring. Once into the ring he throws his white towel to the ring keeper before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times and bouncing a few more times on the spot).

(Orion stares at Neil Down for a moment, but then only shakes his head and turns away from him).

(Fight song by Marilyn Manson plays and Marco comes out from the back. The crowd cheers as the Prime Time Champion steps down the ramp and walk to the ring. He reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter it. He hands the titlebelt over to the referee who shows it to the audience. The referee hands the titlebelt over to Jay Blue and the match can start).

DING DING DING.

DT: Marco and Sean Orion begin to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. Orion then stops and he lifts up his hand and challenges Marco for a test of strength. Man it's been awhile since we seen anything like that happen. Marco stares at Orion and then looks at the crowd to get a reaction from them. The crowd cheers him on and Marco accepts the challenges and reaches out to Orions hand. But just at that moment Orion kicks Marco into the midsection. Man what a cheap shot by Orion. Orion follows that up with a couple of shots to the head and he then throws Marco into the ropes. Marco comes off and Orion with a high knee and it hits Marco in the chest. The champion goes down and Orion comes off the ropes and delivers a high jumping knee to Marco's throat!!

ND: Orion gets to his feet and he then places his boot on Marco's throat, choking the life out of him that way. Come on ref do something and stop this maniac!!! Sean Orion needs to be stopped!!!....But the only thing the referee does is count till 5. After that he actually makes Orion break the choke. Why did he have to count till five first? Come on man, he was choking Marco to death!!....Orion now lifts Marco up to his feet and he irish whips him, but .....Marco reverses the irish whip and sends Orion into the ropes himself. Orion comes off and Marco runs into his direction and takes him down with a running clothesline.

DT: Marco takes a few deep breaths and he then picks Orion up by the head and hits him with a headbutt. Marco with two more headbutts and he then throws Orion into the ropes. Orion comes off and Marco grabs him by the throat and ....CHOKESLAMS ORION TO THE CANVAS!!!...That will teach Orion to try and choke the life out of Marco. The Prime Time Champion setting things straight now. He hooks the leg for the cover now, ......1.......................................................................................2.....................................but Orion with a kickout.

ND: Marco brings his opponent to his feet again and he sends him into the ropes. But Orion holds on to the ropes. Marco sees this and charges in on Sean immediately and ....HE CLOTHESLINES ORION OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!....And Orion landed hard on his back on the concrete floor!!! And Marco now climbs to the apron. He stands on the apron ....AND....LEGDROP OFF THE APRON ON SEAN ORION!!!....What an impact that move must have had. A legdrop on Orion on the concrete floor!!...And Marco now picks up Orion and ....HE SETS HIM UP FOR A PILEDRIVER!! OOOH GOD!!!..I MEAN OOH YESSS!!!....He's lifting Orion up for the piledriver......AND.....BUT....MIKE CHARGES IN ON MARCO AND NAILS HIM TO THE BACK!!

DT: And Marco has to let go off Orion. Mike saved Orion there. If Marco would have executed that piledriver on the concrete then it would have been the end for Orion. Orion now slowly getting back up again and he and Mike throw Marco now back into the ring again. Orion high fives with his training mate and he then rolls back into the ring again. Orion goes to the toprope and climbs to the top. And ORION DIVES OFF AND .....FISTDROP OFF THE TOPROPE ON MARCO!!! HE HIT IT!!!....And Orion going for the cover, ............1...............................................................................2........................................KICKOUT!!! A last moment kickout by Marco!!

ND: That was some save!! Orion not happy with it that Marco kicked out of that move there....He is really not happy. He gets up and kicks Marco to the head a few times now. He then grabs Marco and throws him into the ropes......When Marco comes off he catches him and sets him up for a powerbomb.....BUT ...OOOOOH....Marco blocks it and ....backdrops Orion to the mat!!!...And Marco picks up Orion now and ........HE POWERBOMBS ORION TO THE MAT HIMSELF!!! Marco managed to execute the move that Orion couldn't pull off!!

DT: And Marco now on fire. He jumps on top off Orion and starts to hand out several punches, right, left, right, left....Marco is not stopping it....He is unleashing those fists, but the referee is now pulling Marco off of Orion!! The referee is seperating Marco and Orion!!! He tries to calm Marco down.......But in the meantime Orion gets back up on his feet again and ....he sneaks up behind Marco and .......ROLLS MARCO UP FOR THE PIN, ..........1...............................................................................2...................................but MARCO KICKS OUT!!!...Man, that was close....The referee was almost responsible for it that Marco lost this match.

ND: Yeah like that never happens huh.

DT: Orion now back on his feet again and he picks up Marco and delivers a right hand. He then picks him up and bodyslams him to the mat. And Orion goes towards the corner again. He climbs to the toprope.....BUT OOOOOH BEFORE HE CAN JUMP OFF FOR A MOVE, IT IS MARCO WHO GOT BACK UP AGAIN!! AND MARCO GOES OVER TO THE CORNER AND ...HE GRABS ORION AND THROWS HIM OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE MAT!!!.....And Orion lands hard on his back again!!!....Marco then picks Orion up and ....HELLBOUND 2.....His JACKNIFE POWERBOMB INTO A SHARPSHOOTER!!

ND: And whats Orion gonna do?.......HE TAPPS OUT!!!....YES.....HE TAPPS OUT!! AND MARCO WINS THIS MATCH!!!.

DT: Good win for Marco one week before "Beware The Whispers".

ND: I think we have more action backstage between Christ and Hate!!

(The CazzoTron comes on and we go backstage and see the two wrestlers still going at it).

ND: Hate got a vending machine nearly dropped on him, I cant imagine hes well off!! Go Messiah!!

DT: Well it appears Strait has the advantage, running the Messiah into the walls of the cafeteria! Hate swings and misses and takes a kick to the midsection and a high knee. Hate is on his knees as Christ grabs a cheese grater, ohhh God!!

ND: Yeah lets see how hardcore the Messiah is, whoooo!!

*slap-ouch*

DT: Showing favoritism is so unprofessional.

ND: So is swearing and hitting, fucko!

DT: OH man Chris Christ is grading Hates forehead like it was a brick of cheddar!! Strait is floored and Christ is chuckling and walking away!! I wouldnt turn my back to that man!

ND: The Messiah is grabing a chair now!!! Oh I wonder what hes got planned!!

DT: Not much!! He just took a shot to the pills by Hate who gets up with a sadistic smile on his face, this guy is a looney!!

ND: Amen to that brotha!

DT: Strait with rapid shots to the face and midsection until Chris rests on the buffet table. What the.....

(Hate rolls Christ face first on the table, grabs him by his neck and pants and drags the prone body down the long table knocking over all the food).

ND: What an embarrassment, Exile should fine Hate!!

DT: Strait is laughing then gets a serious look on his bloody torn face. He picks up a chair and starts to lace into the back of Chris Christ!!

*SMACK*

Strait: I...

*SMACK*

Strait: WON'T...

*SMACK*

Strait: BE....

*SMACK*

Strait: HUMILIATED...

*SMACK*

Strait: BY....

*SMACK*

Strait: THE....

*SMACK*

Strait: LIKES....

*SMACK*

Strait: OF.....

*SMACK*

Strait: YOU!!

*SMACK*

DT: MY GOD!! TEN HUGE CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK OF CHRIS CHRIST!!

ND: This is not good!! Hate is getting on the table and pulling Christ up!! FIGHT OUT OF IT MESSIAH!!

DT: NOOOOOO!!!! Hate just Hatebombed Christ through the cafeteria table!! We gotta go to commercials!!!

ND: I hope Chris is OK!! What a warrior!!

(Commercials).

ND: Oh LORD, we could have some dead midgets soon!

(… Thorn falls to the floor, and rolls around laughing his ass off.)

Thorn: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MIDGETS!! IN A LINE!!! THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

(A few of the midgets turn at the noise, and soon become disgusted. One flips him off.)

Thorn: WOOOOO! Normally, I would be pissed at that, but EVERYTHING a midget does is funny!

(Thorn stands up, and ruffles the hair of the midget flipping him off, like he is a six-year old kid. Thorn wipes the tear from his eye, from laughing so much. The midget just looks up at him with utter disdain. Thorn starts to walk away from him.)

Thorn: Wow, thanks for the laughs guys! I'm serious, you dwarfs are ALMOST as short as the crowd's attention span whenever Cable gets on the mike… ahhhhh, good times!

(Thorn starts to walk into the staging area, and we here one last thing before he is off screen.)

Thorn: …Speaking of Cable, his matches and that line of midgets have another thing in common… they both make you wonder, “Why are they here?” Hmmmmm….

(Scene fades out and we go to our commentators).

DT: Hmm midgets. Why where all those midgets there?

ND: Don't know. In my opinion one midget is enough.

DT: Hey all depends.

ND: Actually you are right. I once met this female midget and she didn't even had to get on her knees to ...

(slap-ouch).

DT: ENOUGH!!

ND: Hey, you started talking about midgets.

(At that moment Fire in the Head by the Tea Party hits the PA system as Nick Dangerous makes his way to the ring.)

ND: Now what does he want.

DT: I don't know, and who is he signalling to? He seems to be telling someone to come out....A midget?

ND: No, two midgets!

DT: Midgets seem to be coming out nonstop here. Or not, it stopped at ten midgets, but that's still a lot of midgets.

ND: Look at all those midgets! Makes watching Nick Dangerous seem somewhat tolerable!

DT: Yeah, but now he has a mic in the ring, so you might be wrong...

Nick: So it's tonight...Tonight, I climb up the ladder of success just a little further. Tonight, I prove to the world just how serious I am about getting that title around my waist. Tonight, I am going to beat Frodo Baggins with ease, and get that number one contender shot, at last.

(The crowd boos)

Nick: Don't hate me, every word coming out of my mouth is a fact, I will prove it tonight, you all know it as much as I do, and it's that sole fact that is eating you all up inside. I know it won't take much out of me to defeat a midget, I've beaten midgets before, I have no problem doing it again. But to prove it, I have a little game...

ND: A game?

DT: Just listen to him.

Nick: The game? It's called Midget Pushin'! That's right, Midget Pushin'! Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, you're all just really stupid. It's simple, here I have ten midgets, when I start the timer, one of the midgets will try to push me down. As thirty seconds pass, another midget joins in and tries to help push me down, and it doesn't stop until I have ten midgets simultaneously trying to shove me for thirty seconds....So are you guys ready? Shortstop? Johnson? Willis? Sampson? Piglet? Waldo? Hansel? Phargas? Oompa? Loompa? You all ready?

(The midgets all nod.)

Nick: Then let's get this thing going! Phargas! You start, let's get thirty seconds on the Cazzotron for this, start...NOW!

DT: The Cazzotron is recording time now, as the midget just charged Dangerous. Dangerous doesn't seem to be budging, as thirty seconds just passed. Another midget is added on and still Nick seemse to be holding ground.

ND: Poor midgets. They have no idea how funny they look.

DT: They are trying at least, another midget is added on, as Nick manages to turn around and lean backwards to keep his place. He has the mic to his mouth again.

Nick: This is going WAY too slow, we have three midgets pushing, let's add three more in FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, Johnson, Waldo, Loopa, come on down!

ND: The crowd doesn't seem to pleased with how easily Dangerous is handling this.

DT: Nick is just smiling, but he is putting more force into it now, as the midgets are managing to shove him a little more.

Nick: Alright! Let's get the rest of them on, come on guys, show me what you got, thirty seconds left!

ND: The four remaining midgets charge in and try to push Nick down, but Nick is managing to keep himself stable. With fifteen seconds left, Nick pushes a few of the midgets back, in a last second effort. With ten seconds the crowd counts it down. Nick survived it! And the crowd STILL boos Dangerous.

Nick: HA! You all thought I couldn't do it, but I did. What does that tell you? Nick Dangerous, is the man, with the strength of ten whole midgets! and with that, I WILL beat Matty Midget tonight, you'll see. It's all a matter of time-

ND: Who's that?

DT: That's no ordinary midget, it's Matty Midget! And he's climbing the top rope behind Nick Dangerous! The crowd is loving it.

Nick: Exactly, you now all know I will be the MAN tonight, and I will become the number one contende-WHAT THE HELL!?

ND: The ten midgets are all grabbing a hold of Nick's arms and legs, as Matty Midget flies in the air and delivers a clean flying missile drop kick to the face of Nick Dangerous! Nick rolls out of the ring with the mic still in his hand.

Nick: DAMNIT! I WAS GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU TONIGHT MATTY! BUT NOW IT'S ON YOU LITTLE SHIT!

(Nick throws the mic on the floor and backs away from the ring while talking trash to Matty Midget as God's Kingdom by Guttermouth plays on the PA system, while Matty and the other midgets celebrate in the ring.)

DT: After this humilating sight for Nick Dangerous it is time for our next match.

DT: Johnathan Cable and Thorn. Two wrestlers who really want the Prime Time Gold. Two weeks ago Thorn attacked Cable and cost him the match against Chazz Mendel. Then last week Thorn came out again and wanted to do some damage to Cable, but it backfired on him partly as Cable and Marco both started to bash in on him and took him out. That was somewhat surprising since Cable and Marco worked together and seeing that Cable also is after Marco's title. What that all means I don't know. But we will probly find more about that soon enough.

ND: But for now we have Cable and Thorn fight it out and the winner will get to face Marco next week at "Beware The Whispers". A PPV which already is looking to be a success.

(The crowd becomes silent for a moment, as the entrances delay for a second. Then, powerful, thought producing words erupt form the PA system.)

… I JUST SAID UP YOURS, BABY!!!

(“Electric Head Part Two: The Ecstasy” by White Zombie hits, and out walks Thorn from behind the curtain, to a loud mixed reaction from the fans. Blue strobes and spotlights go off on and around the Jumbotron, as Thorn makes his way down the ramp, reacting to the fans as he goes along, only increasing the negative side of the mix. Thorn shows off his bicep in front of a chick in the front row, then when she goes to touch his muscle, he grabs her breast.)

DT: WHAT AN ASSHOLE! Here comes ANOTHER lawsuit!

(Thorn laughs as he rolls into the ring, and grabs a mike from the announcer.)

Thorn: Oh, come on sweetie, admit it! You liked it, coming from THORN! You be nice, and a little bit later, you might get pricked, eh?

(The crowd reacts with a loud chorus of booing, although a few in the crowd laugh and applaud Thorn's actions.)

Thorn: ALRIGHT, enough with the hoes, and onto the BITCHES!!

(Thorn walks to the middle of the ropes facing the entrance.)

Thorn: CABLE, I might just be playing around out here NOW, but PLEASE, take my advice… STAY IN THE BACK!! If you come through that curtain, then EVERYTHING that I have been bottling up for the last week will be released, and I WILL NOT be responsible for what happens!!

("Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden hits on the PA System, and Red Firebombs explode in time to the classic rock beat. A curtain of bright red sparks cascade down the entrance way, and Johnathan Cable emerges onto the top of the ramp. Cable is getting cheers on the fact alone that he is against Thorn. Thorn drops his arms, and curls his face in anger, exasperated at Cable not heeding his warnings. He has his wheelbarrow in tow, full of street signs, and his brown sack. There is a mop handle, and a length of bull chain with straps on the ends of it. Also, there is a clay brick, and a cheese grater. John reaches into the wheelbarrow, and has a mic of his own.)

Cable: Playing Thorn? You're playing around out here, in front of these thousands of fans, and the millions of EWCL Faithful fans watching around the world, waiting in eager anticipation to see the Beast tear you apart limb from limb? I think the time for games is long since past Thorn, and if you think for a moment that tonight is gonna be a cake walk for you son, you are sadly mistaken!

(The crowd pops a bit, and Cable seems to be fitting into the role he is given quite nicely.)

Cable: Thorn, The Beast has come here tonight to make his way into the Championship match against Marco next Sunday at the Pay Per View, and you are the only one standing in my way!

(Cable tosses the microphone aside, and Thorn is seething. His upper lip quivers with pure fury, as he kicks the bottom rope in anger. He quickly turns back around, and points directly at Cable.)

Thorn: FINE! You don't want to heed my warning, and come out here? FINE! You wanna hype yourself up, to the point where you believe your own shit? FINE! You wanna play to these jackoff fans? FINE! FINE! FINE!!

(The crowd rallys against Thorn, and he looks to both sides, covering his ears, and yelling at them to shut up.)

Thorn: But I shit you NOT, Cable! You WILL NOT GET THROUGH ME!... You beat AARON GOLD in that three-way!! NOT ME!! I DON'T LOSE!! And I SWEAR, by every fiber in my body, if you walk to this ring tonight, you will discover a whole new level of XTREME… by the end of the night, Cable, you will experience… X-TREME II!!

(The crowd boos Thorn louder, and cheers, as Cable lifts the handles to his wheel barrow, and then runs with it to ringside! Thorn throws the mic out of the ring, and meets him at the apron.)

DING DING DING.

ND: The match has started, but you HAVE to wonder, What is X-Treme II?!?!

DT: Thats another thing we will probly find out soon enough. Lets now focus on this match that has begun. Thorn and Cable circle eachother for about 10 seconds before they tie up. Thorn pushes Cable in a corner and gives a clean break. They lock up again and Cable gets in an armdrag takedown. Cable is quickly on his feet again while Thorn is up on one knee glaring at Cable. The two then lock up again and Cable gets another armdrag takedown. This time he holds on to the arm but Thorn forces Cable into the corner. Thorn breaks by slapping Cable in the face. Cable returns the slap and both men start to trade punches back and forth.

ND: The referee breaks them up and the two start to circle eachother again. Cable comes in for another tie up, but Thorn gets a quick kick to the gut. Thorn then pushes Cable in a corner and begins a series of quick kicks to the midsection. He then drags Cable out of the corner, grabs him and executes a belly to belly suplex!!!.....Thorn gets back up fast and he lifts Cable up, grabs him from behind and executes a T-Bone suplex!!!........Thorn brings Cable to his feet again, grabs him from behind again and this time delivers a northern lights suplex.....The pin, ......1......................................................................2.........................................but Cable kicks out in time.

DT: Thorn back up on his feet again and he picks up Cable and throws him into the ropes, but Cable holds on to the ropes. Thorn comes charging in on him but Cable counters and shoulderblocks Thorn into the midsection.......Cable then grabs Thorn and whips him into the ropes....Thorn comes off and ......CABLE GRABS HIM AND CATAPULTS HIM ....AND....THORN FLIES OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!... Thorn to the concrete floor!!! Thorn was really looking good with all those suplexes, but the tables have turned now. Cable rolls himself to the outside now and he picks Thorn up and drags him over to the guardrail.

ND: The famous security guardrail. Cable grabs Thorns head and starts to ramm it into the guardrail, ...1.....2......3......4.....5.......6........7.........8...........9..........10....And the crowd is loving it!! They counted along loud when Cable was ramming Thorns face into that guardrail. Cable lets go off Thorn and Thorn falls down to the concrete floor again. He is definately stunned after that fall to the outside followed by those shots to the head. Cable now picks him back up and he irish whips him and Thorn goes shoulderfirst into the steel ringsteps!!!.....Cable walks over to him and he places Thorn facedown on the ringsteps!! ....And Cable now climbs on the apron!!

DT: Whats he gonna do? .....Cable on the apron and ....LEGDROP OFF THE APRON TO THE BACK OFF THORN"S HEAD ON THE RINGSTEPS!!!..OOOH MY GODDD!!!!....What a risky move by Cable!! He took Thorn out with that one. Thorn is not moving after that blow to the head. And Cable now picks Thorn up and he rolls him back into the ring again. Cable joins in aswell and the first thing he does is go for the cover, ..........1..........................................................................2..............................................KICKOUT BY THORN!! He is still in this match!! Surprisingly he managed to stay in this one.

ND: Cable tries to cover Thorn again, but again he only gets a two count. Cable then picks Thorn up and sends him into the ropes. Thorn comes off and Cable grabs him and delivers a tilt-o-wirl. Cable lifts Thorn up and waistlocks him and goes to german suplex him, but at that moment Thorn reacts with an elbow that hits Cable right in the eye. Thorn with another elbow and after that Thorn is able to reverse the waistlock and ....To german suplex Cable to the mat!!!....Cable and Thorn both get up to their feet right away but Thorn immediately takes Cable out with a lariat!! And Thorn now going to the toprope. He climbs to the top and ......The XTREME!!!....A toprope guillotine legdrop!!!! And he hit it on Cable!!

DT: Some move by Thorn. And he is now going for the cover on Cable, ..........1.....................................................................................2.........................................but Cable kicks out of it in time. Thorn gets up and he picks Cable up and slams him back to the mat again. He then quickly goes to the corner and .....SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT ON CABLE!!!....Another nice move by Thorn. He goes for another pin, but Cable manages to kick out again. Thorn shakes his head and he goes to the toprope again. He climbs to the top and he waits till Cable is getting back on his feet again. Thorn then waits till Cable faces him and Thorn then dives off the toprope.....BUT OOOOOOH CABLE CATCHES HIM OUT OF THE AIR AND ....THEN HE POWERSLAMS THORN TO THE CANVAS!!!

ND: Unbelievable!!!......And Cable now with some kicks and stomps to try and finish Thorn off. Cable brings his opponent to his feet and he drags him over to the corner. He lifts Thorn on the toprope and climbs to the top aswell. Cable grabs Thorn by the throat and sets him up for a chokeslam!!!.....But Thorn counters with a kick to the gut and he pushes Cable off the toprope and he falls backfirst to the mat!!! Thorn jumps right after him and he hits him with a frogsplash!!!....And Thorn going for the cover, .........1.............................................................................2...............................KICKOUT!!!

DT: Cable with another kickout there!! How many times can he do that!!!......Thorn now picks up Cable and throws him into the ropes.....Cable comes off and ....he comes off with a flying forearm and he hits Thorn hard in the face with that one!! Thorn is out of it and Cable picks him up and .......BRAINBUSTER!!!......And now it could even be over for Thorn.......Cable for the cover, ..........1.....................................................................2.................KICKOUT BY THORN!!!

ND: Hey look!! It's "The Virus" Marco!!

(Marco appears on the walkway and then he heads slowly down the ramp as the two wrestlers clash for a chance to face him for the Prime Time championship. To taunt these stars, Marco lays the title on the ring rope and he watches the action go back and forward and he walks around to the commentators table and grabs a head set in a struggle and speaks)

Marco: Thorn tells me Im going to die. Cable mocks me, time for The Virus to infect this Royal Family TV, EWCL style.

(Marco then slides into the ring, he has long leather coat on for some reason, we then see why. A long steel pipe slides down the left arm and in the corner the ref is trying to break things up. Marco then swings the pipe and the ref catches it in the back, his screams fill the air and he collapses in a heap).

DT: My God that could have broken his spine.

(Cable then runs out and takes the pipe right in the mouth and he goes down and is busted open. Thorn then attacks Marco and a struggle happens but the Virus does a low blow followed by quick DDT on the mat).

ND: Marco then leaves the ring and grabs a steel chair, as help comes from the officials Marco attacks them with the chair. Oh my Godd!!! And he wants to storm at Thorn again.....but the officials stop him!!!........

(The crowd goes wild and cheers Marco on big time after this).

DT: And the referee is getting back up again now. He checks his head and sees Marco and looks around him in the ring and he then calls for the bell. HE'S ENDING THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!...

DING DING DING!!!

(And Jay Blue the ring announcer wants to take the word....But at that moment Roadblock comes out from the crowd and he nails Jay Blue in the head and takes his mic). Roadblock: The result of this match........is a no contest due to OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!!

DT: Oh man!!!

(Marco laughs when he hears this and he walks out of ringside).

(Roadblock then joins Neil and Dean at the commentators table).

Roadblock: GUESS WHO'S BACK!!

(The bell has rung, but the fight isn't close to over. Thorn has rolled to the outside of the ring, and is reaching under the apron for something.)

ND: What could Thorn be after? The match is OVER!

RB: GET SECURITY!

(Thorn pulls his object from under the ring, revealing a cricket bat wrapped in barb-wire. The crowd pops at the revelation of the blood-letting device, and Thorn slides under the bottom rope.)

DT: OH GOD NO! Thorn's weapon of choice, the Cricket bat, is wrapped in BARB WIRE!!

RB: Here comes the blood shower!!!

(Cable has gotten to his feet inside the ring, and Thorn waits in the corner, rearing back with the bat, and waiting for him to turn around.)

ND: HIDE YOUR EYES!!

(Thorn waves one last time, and Cable finally turns. That is when Thorn strikes. With a whistle piercing the air, followed by a resounding CRACK, Thorn IMBEDS the barbwire into the forehead of John Cable with a spray of blood.)

ND: SWEET MERCIFUL SHIT!!

RB: Thorn just impaled Cable's forehead with that barbwire cricket bat! BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!!!

(Cable drops to the mat, and the force bounces the barb wire out of his head, and onto the ground.)

RB: Somebody get the cops out here!! THIS IS ASSAULT!!

(From the back, runs Marco but Thorn was waiting on him. Thorn has the handle of the bat, and as Marco jumps to go in through the second ropes, Thorn swings for the fences, just BARELY missing him. Thorn hits the top rope with the bat in anger, and Marco sees the look of fury in his eyes. Marco slowly begins to back away down the ramp.)

ND: The Prime Time Champion is backing off from Thorn!!!

RB: NO, he's backing away from the barb wire bat! Thorn is NOTHING to Marco!

(Thorn keeps his eyes locked on Marco, as he walks backwards, and signals for a mike.)

Thorn: THAT'S RIGHT… the WORST attempt at hiding an association in HISTORY, has backfired on you, MARCO! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT HELL I HAVE TO GO THROUGH… YOU… ARE… A… FUCKING…DEAD MAN!

(Thorn lifts Cable up by the blood soaked hair, and stands him up in front.)

Thorn: WATCH CLOSELY, MARCO!! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!

(Thorn slams the mike to the ground, and drags his thumb across the throat of Cable from behind. The crowd begins to buzz, as Thorn locks in a Backlund style Crossface Chickenwing.)

RB: WOW, what a damn boring move to use…

(With the Crossface Chickenwing locked, Thorn lifts Cable, and bridges backwards, dumping him squarely on his head and neck. The crowd lets out a collective gasp, as Cable lays crumpled in the ropes, bleeding from his head, and Thorn just gives a demented looking smile, rubbing Cable's blood over his face, as Marco looks on in horror.)

ND: OH MY JESUS GOD, THORN JUST DUMPED CABLE DIRECTLY ONTO HIS HEAD!! THAT must be what he was talking about!! The X-TREME II!!

(Thorn starts to laugh to himself, same devious look on his face, as he slides backwards under the bottom rope. From there, he jumps the railing, and slinks away into the crowd. Marco runs into the ring to check on Cable, and is followed quickly by medical help.)

ND: Wow, we need to get to a commercial, and help solve a little bit of this mess…

(Commercials).

DT: Folks, if you didn't happen to see what went on right before the commercial break, Thorn utterly DESTROYED John Cable after their match, and debuted his new maneuver, X-Treme II.

RB: Yeah, and complains about a gun waving at him…

DT: Would you shut up? In a second, we'll have the footage cued up for a replay, but if you look in the ring, you can see Referees, Medics, and The Virus, all helping Cable to try and get to his feet…

(The camera cuts to the ring, where the tangent helps to get him up, only for Cable to fall backwards, landing with his back on the bottom turnbuckle and arms on the second rope. He isn't all there, but at least he is aware.)

ND: After the match, Thorn struck Cable in the face with a barb wire cricket bat, then proceeded to hit him with one of the most devastating suplexes ever created. Let's take a look back at that now…

(Instead of the replay, "Perfection or Vanity" hits, announcing the entrance of Sean Corvik, followed closely behind by Jezebelle.)

RB: YES!! It's my buddy SEAN!!

(Jonathan Cable struggles to get to his feet after the grueling match. The crowd looks to the entrance and sees Sean Corvik and Jezebelle walking out, hand in hand).

ND: Oh no, he has that sadistic grin on his face...

DT: And that crazy bitch by his side!

ND: I bet you won't tell him that. I bet this has to do with Cable's whining about how Sean ended Damien Kincade's career. That was Jonathan's friend. His only friend. Waaaaah!!

(Sean and Jez move down the ramp and Sean snatches a microphone and they both walk up the steps. Corvik sits on the middle rope so Jezebelle can walk in the ring. Sean moves over to Cable who is having a hard enough time moving. Sean smiles and puts his boot on Cable's ribcage, simply pushing him back down to the mat. Sean kneels next to Cable's head with his mic in hand).

Corvik: Seriously, Jonathan. Do you honestly think you've graduated from the peon status you've occupied for the last two years as my lackey? Do you honestly think I was ever your friend? Face it. Face it dear Cable, you were nothing more than a pawn in my little game of chess. A simple puppet to advance my well-being and secure my victories. Do you know what kind of people truly stand by my side? This woman...

(He motions to Jez).

Corvik: She stands by my side. Exile, Scott Monroe, Macbeth. Racheal and Road Block. They all stand by my side. Everything else is simply under us. Piss-ants like you who think you can run your mouths. Do you smell it Cable? It's the essence of power. Do you think I ever gave a fuck about Damien? Do you truly think I held him in a higher regard than I did you? Come on, look at you. You're fucking pathetic. I'd slap you but I don't want to stain my hands with your filth. So I'll let Jez do that for you.

(Jez seductively walks to Cable and straddles his chest. She slowly runs her hands up his chest and looks him in the eye. Cable slowly starts to come to, realizing Jez is on top of him. She goes to slap him but he grabs her hand and she doesn't know what to do. She squirms to get out of his grip but he wraps his hand around her neck. Out of nowhere Sean cracks a steel chair across the head of Cable with a sickening swing that reverberates throughout the arena).

DT: Oh my God!!

(Sean does it again, denting the chair. He does it again and Cable slumps over. Sean reaches around his head and rolls him over. He uses the hard edge of the chair to choke Cable who squirms under the strength of Sean. Corvik keeps his weight on it as Jez picks up the microphone Sean dropped and holds it in front of his mouth).

Corvik: You don't get it do you?! You can't see your weakness! You don't see why I ended Damien's career! Damien was the best man at my wedding and now I plan on erasing the past. You are fucking worthless, you're barely worth my time now though I must admit your pathetic attempt at breathing is turning me on right now. Worthless enough to have your head beat in by Thorn five minutes ago. WORTHLESS! YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL THE DESCENT, CABLE. THE ONE ALL THE FALLEN HEROES TOOK!

(Jez starts to realize Cable's fighting is slowing down and lays her hand on Sean's arm).

Jez: Sean...

(Corvik only bears down on the weight and Cable struggles harder).

Jez: Sean!

(Corvik violently takes the chair off Cable's throat, holding it in his hand. He turns to Jez and nods, the demon slowly withdrawing from the soothing voice of Jezebelle's words. Slowly he turns around and Jez gives him his microphone back. The audience is jeering loudly now at his actions).

Corvik: What, you people choose to pass judgement? Because you think you are without sin? You are nothing. You'd stoop to the lows I wouldn't dream of touching.

(Cable raises up).

ND: Uh oh...

DT: How the hell did Cable get up? And Sean has his back to him!

Jez: Sean, behind you!

(Sean spins around to see Cable back on his feet. He swings at Cable's head again with the chair but Cable ducks, wrapping his hand around Sean's throat this time around. Sean drops the chair and Cable lifts im for a chokeslam but it is Jezebelle who low blows Jonathan. He drops Corvik who stumbles back to his feet, grabs his damaged chair and brutally strikes Cable's head).

THWACK!!!!!!!

(And again).

THWACK!!!!!!!

ND: He's still on his feet!!

(With Cable reeling, Sean sends a last shot that finally downs Cable in a crumpled heap. Sean smirks, tossing the chair to the ground and standing over Cable).

Corvik: You'd be lucky to escape with a career ending leg injury like your friend did. Open your mouth next time and what just happened to you here will fucking seem like Sunday brunch.

("Perfection or Vanity" plays from the loudspeakers. Sean and Jezebelle step out of the ring and walk to the back, dodging objects thrown at them from the fans).

DT: Ok, before we go to our next match, please lets go backstage first for a footage with Nick Dangerous.

Peter: We're gonna get through this Nick.

Nick: I think he broke my jaw.

Peter: He didn't break your jaw!

Nick: I can't move my mouth, he kicked me THAT hard, I think I'm going blind.

Doctor: Just sit still please! Mr. Dangerous.

Nick: I can't feel my mouth.

Peter: You're talking! So you can!

Nick: I'm going to kill that midget, he is ruining MY night.

Doctor: Please just sit still!

Nick: Urgh...

Doctor: Good, saw Aaawww.

(Nick opens his mouth as the doctor shines a light in his mouth. Nick quickly pushes the Doctor to the floor.)

Nick: I'm going midget hunting. Peter, fetch my stick.

Peter: Aye aye.

(Nick storms off as Peter looks in Nick's bag sitting under the bench as the scene fades.)

DT: Ok, we are back and it is time for our next match. And that match is between Chazz Mendel against John Daniels. A Rebellion Project member against an Original Sin member. This is gonna be good.

ND: Yes most definately.

(One More Astronaut by I Mother Earth begins to blare over the pa system. But nobody is coming out from the back. The music hits again but nothing happens).

DT: Hmm weird. I guess there is no sign of Chazz Mendel here. He is not showing up for this match.

(Song for the deaf by Queens of the Stone Age begins to play but again nothing happens. John Daniels is nowhere to be seen. The music starts again but the ramp stays empty).

ND: Ok, and John Daniels is also no showing. Yeah we were right, a really intresting match.

DT: Uhuh.

Exile: KNOCK KNOCK!!!!

(The door opens and John Pilchard comes to the door).

John: Hello..oh, its you.

(Exile slaps the taste out of John causing him to stumble backwards).

John: WHAT THE HELL?!

Exile: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

(John sits on a chair but looks around nervously).

John: What do you want?

Exile: John, John, John. Why do you always expect the worst of me? I just came to talk to you about last week. And me ending up in this handicap match. Well, lets just really get to buisiness. I dont know what your game is, and honestly I dont give a damn. This is about battlelines. You know mine, you know the others. Choose your side, and choose very very carefully.

(Exile tosses a manilla folder on John's lap).

John: What is this?

Exile: Go ahead, take a look

(John opens the folder and sees all sorts of different pictures of his loved ones, parents, freinds, family in thier homes, sleeping, eating, leaving for work).

John: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!

Exile: Nothing John, choose your sides, but be real careful, because if you dont choose the right side, you're going to be burying alot of people you love.

(Exile laughs sadistically and goes to leave before turning to John one more time).

Exile: Never bet against the Devil, John. Cause youll get burned.

(Exile leaves the room and John sits completly still unable to tear himself from the pictures. Finally he throws them on the ground and cradles his head in his hands).

(Commercials).

Nick: Yes, drink your coffee you stupid little-

Peter: Nick!

Nick: AH! Damnit! What do you want?

Peter: Your hockey stick.

Nick: Very nice.

(Nick looks at his hockey stick for a moment, then signals Peter to stay back. He begins running at who he believes to be Matty Midget.)

Nick: TAKE THIS YOU PIECE OF TRASH!

(The "midget" turns around, and we all see that it is really Jose Jose, but it's too late, as Nick Dangerous gives him a slapshot to the balls.)

JOSE: FUUUUCK MEEEEEEEE!

Peter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Peter rushes to Jose's downed body.)

Peter: YOU HIT JOSE! YOU DON'T JUST HIT JOSE!

Nick: ......Damnit, I have no time for this.

(Nick just walks away from the scene, looking disappointed that it was Jose and not Matty.)

(Fade out).

DT: Back again and this time for a special kind of match. We are gonna see Exile in a handicap match against both Sean and Jerry Campbell. Exile has been going at it with Jerry Campbell ever since Christmas in Hell. But thats not all for Exile. Just last week his tagtitlebelt got stolen by The New Breed. And The New Breed also took him and Corvik out earlier today.

ND: The New Breed....oh..yes.

DT: And besides that ofcourse HE is returning so thats another blow for Exile.

ND: But right now the first thing he has to worry about is the match against the Campbell cousins. Two cousins who seem to be a great tagteam together. Hey I mean whats better than family to tag as a team together, right. Last week they were close in defeating Exile and Corvik. Now let us see what they can do against Exile alone.

(County grammar begins to play and Jerry Campbell and Sean Campbell come out from the back. The two Campbell cousins make their way to the ring and shake hands with the fans on their way to the ring. They climb in the ring and do a highfive and get ready for the match).

(Sympathy for the devil by The Rolling Stones plays and Exile comes walking out. Exile gets booed loudly as walks to the ring. Exile reaches the ring and rolls in).

DING DING DING.

DT: It's gonna be Jerry Campbell who is gonna start off against Exile. Jerry storms in at Exile right from the start, but Exile being an experienced proffesional adjusts to it and he takes Jerry to the mat with an armdrag takedown. He then slaps Jerry to the back of the head to humiliate him. Jerry gets to his feet again and he storms in at Exile again, but this time Exile sidesteps him and Jerry goes into the ropes. Jerry turns around and makes it look like he storms in at Exile again. Exile this time wanted to backdrop Jerry, but since Jerry was playing it he saw what Exile was up to. Anyway, Jerry now moves over to Exile and ....kicks Exile to the head and ....DDT'S him to the mat!!

ND: Nice way to recover by Jerry Campbell. He picks Exile up from the mat and throws him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Jerry hits him with a dropkick!! Exile hits the mat and Jerry picks him up again, but oooooooh Exile with a lowblow!!!.....And Jerry down to his knees!!.....Exile moves up again and he takes Jerry and whips him into the ropes. Jerry comes off and Exile with a powerslam!! Exile then goes for Jerry's legs and he hooks in a figure four leglock!!....He got it hooked in right and Jerry is screaming it out from the pain. This is not looking good for the Campbells. Jerry in pain and Sean reaches over the ropes to cheer his cousin on.

DT: Sean even reaches out his hand, but it is too far away from Jerry. Exile is not letting go and ....NOW HE EVEN GRABS THE ROPES FOR EXTRA LEVARAGE!!! COME ON REFEREE!!!....The referee doesn't even see it!! But Sean Campbell does and he enters the ring......but the referee makes him go back to his corner again!! Oooh please!!!....This is nuts!! And Exile now grabs the ropes again and Jerry in severe pain!!...Sean Campbell points out to the referee whats going on but the ref is only trying to make Sean go back to his corner!!.....Sean Campbell finally gets back in his corner and the referee goes back to Exile and Jerry. Jerry is now trying to turn things around. He is trying to roll around and ......YES.....

ND: Jerry rolled around and he turned that figure four leglock around and now he has Exile in a submission move!! But Exile grabs the ropes right away and the referee makes Jerry break the move!!!....He lets go and gets back up and wants to tag in his cousin. But before he can do that Exile charges in on him and sweeps his leg and Jerry goes down to the mat!!!.....Exile then drags Jerry back to the center of the ring again, and he wants to hook in another figure four!!!....But this time Jerry escapes out of it before Exile can hook it on. Jerry gets back on his feet, and he ducks Exile's forearm!!

DT: And he counters with a clothesline of his own!!!...Jerry to his corner and he tags in Sean. The Rising Star enters and he charges in on Exile and he delivers a spinning heelkick!! And Exile went down again!!! Sean Campbell picks Exile up and sends him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Sean with a belly to belly suplex!! Sean then to the toprope and .....CORKSCREW ELBOW OFF THE TOPROPE ON EXILE!!!...Sean Campbell showing everything he got here!! ...He now hooks the leg and goes for the cover, .......1.....................................................................2................................................but a kickout by Exile. Exile is trying to crawl over to the ropes, but Sean gets to him in time and brings him to his feet.

ND: Sean with a chop to the chest and follows that up with whipping him in a corner. Exile goes in hard backfirst and Sean goes in after.....but Exile ducks out of the corner in time and Sean Campbell goes crashing in chestfirst!!!.......Exile reacts fast to this situation and he lifts Sean Campbell on the second turnbuckle and ....BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!!....And Exile now for the cover, ..............................1.................................................................................2...............................KICKOUT!!!!.....He almost had the win there!!!....Exile picks Sean Campbell up and throws him into the ropes again. Campbell comes off and EXILE SPEARS HIM TO THE MAT!!!

DT: And Exile going for another cover, .........1.........................................................................................And Exile puts his feet on the ropes for levarage ..............................2....................................But then Jerry Campbell comes in and he breaks the counts!! Jerry picks Exile up from the mat and he whips him into the ropes.....Exile comes off and Jerry catches Exile and he delivers a spinebuster!!! OOooooooh YESSS!!! Jerry then points to his cousin, who got back up, to go to the corner. And Sean Campbell climbs to the topturnbuckle!!!....He stands on top and ........450 SPLASH ON EXILE!!!.....Is this the end for Exile? Sean Campbell going for the cover, ...........1............................................................................................2................................but noooooo Exile kicks out!!

ND: Sean Campbell now tags in his cousin and together they pick up Exile. They throw him into the ropes and when Exile comes off they double backdrop him to the mat. Sean then goes back to his corner and Jerry picks up Exile and hands out some shots to the head. He then lifts Exile up from the mat and suplexes him back again. Jerry for the cover, ............1.....................................................................2....................................but Exile with another kickout. Jerry is not wasting time and he picks Exile up again, but ooooooh Exile pokes Jerry into the eyes!!! And Jerry is stunned!!!

DT: Exile grabs Jerry, turns him around and ......FULL NELSON SLAM!!!........What a move!!! He goes for the cover now........1......................................................he places his feet on the ropes agian...........................................2................................but this time Sean Campbell comes in and he breaks the count. He picks Exile up, but .....OOOOOH EXILE KICKS SEAN IN THE GUT .......AND................OUTCAST!!!...........And Sean Campbell is layed out!!! Exile smiles and he turns around towards Jerry Campbell......but oooooooooh.....Jerry catches him and ...POWERBOMBS HIM!!! Wow!!! Yeah he powerbombed him hard to the canvas!!

ND: Man Jerry Campbell hit him hard with that powerbomb!! Exile is on the mat and he is motioning to the referee that he is injured. Exile is poiting to his neck. And the referee is checking it out now.

(At that moment we see that Racheal Everhart comes running out from the back).

DT: Whats she's doing here?!!

ND: Racheal slides into the ring....turns Jerry Campbell around .....AND.......ULTRA!!!....EVENFLOW DDT ON JERRY CAMPBELL!!!....And she then quickly slides out of the ring agian!!!!.......

DT: And look at Exile....All of a sudden he has no problems with his neck anymore!! He moves over to Jerry Campbell and goes for the cover, and. .....................1...............................................................................2..........................................................................3....HE WINS!! Exile even wins this match!! Unbelievable!! Jerry and Sean Campbell got screwed in this match. They got screwed by Exile!!!

ND: Exile did it again.

(Exile raises his hands and he then asks for a mic).

Exile: WHAT?! YOU THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH TO STOP ME?! DO YOU? THAT'S JUST INSULTING!!! BRING WHAT YOU GOT CAUSE THERE AINT A DAMN PERSON BACK THERE IS GOING TO BE STOP ME!! NOT A DAMN ONE!!!

(Exile picks up Sean Campbell and throws him into the turnbuckle. Sean slumps over and Exile ties his hands up in the ropes). (Exile drops the mic and walks over to Sean Campbell. Exile starts pummeling his face drilling him with left and rights. Campbell has blood pouring out of his nose and his eye and his lip).

Exile: DON'T GET IT? NO? HUNH? FINE!!!

(Exile picks up Jerry Campbell and gives him an Outcast. Exile reaches into his pocket pulls out a black handle. He pushes a button on the handle and a sharp blade slides out).

Exile: WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH? WHEN DO I CROSS THE LINE? I DECIDE THAT!!! ME AND NO ONE ELSE!!!

(Exile drags the blade across his chest causing blood to drip onto the ring. He picks up the fallen Jerry Campbell by the hair and holds the blade to his neck).

Exile: WHOS GOING TO STOP ME HUNH? WHO?!

(Exile slices the blade across Jerry's right cheek).

Exile: WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE PRETTY BOY?!

(Exile drags the blade across his forehead, blood spilling out onto his eyes).

Exile: That's right…noone. Fuck you all.

(Exile drags it across Jerry's face again just coating it with blood. Exile drops Campbell and stands back up. He runs the blade across his tounge before sheathing it again).

Exile: And night falls again. Fear me, because no one can stop me.

(Sympathy for the Devil hits and Exile walks away from the ring to a stunned silence by the crowd).

(Commercials).

DT: I'm hearing we have a camera following Christ and Hate who are appearantly still battling out into the parking lot now.

(Neil Down now has a Chris Christ foam finger).

ND: CHRIST!! CHRIST!!! HES OUR MAN, IF HE CANT DO IT, NO ONE CAN!!

*slap-ouch*

ND: Just stating the facts, dick.

DT: It looks like Chris is taking control!! Christ picks up a heavy Hate and seats him on the hood of a Lincoln....no way....hes.....HOLY SHNIKES!! HE JUST HIT IMAGINATION ON A 365LBS MAN!!! AMAZING!!

ND: Whoooooo!!!! Hate is a loser!!

DT: Stop it Neil!! Chist drags Hate to his feet and runs him headfirst into the car door!! That'll dim his lights!! Chrsit is on fire, he drags Hate to the front of the Lincoln andwraps his arms around the big man... is he going for an overhead Belly to belly???? Hate blocks it and begins to grin!! He headbutts Christ twice and breaks the hold!!

ND: Thats cheap!

DT: Hate reverses with an Overhead of his own!! Hate staggers to his feet and raises his arms in victory!! How odd. He picks up a bloody Christ and runs him over to the Lincold!! His head bounced off the windshield!!

ND: Booooo!!!! Get up Chris!!

DT: Hate gets on the hood and stand Christ up... oh no, not what I am thinking.... NOOOO NOOOO NOOOOO!!!!

(Hate picks up Christ in a scoop slam formation... then just drops to his knees, dumping Christ onto his head in a Tombstone position).

ND: YOU KILLED THE MESSIAH!!! YOU BASTARD!!

DT: CHRIS NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW, HE HAS TO HAVE A NECK OR HEAD INJURY!! That was disgusting. He told me about that before the show, a new move he was gonna use, a scoop slam into a tombstone called, "Demise of Sanity." Just brutal, I hope hes OK!!

ND: He's the Messiah, he HAS to be alright!!

DT: I hope your right!! But we have to go to another match, we will keep you posted!!

DT: And thats a threeway match folks. A threeway match involving Blade, G-Flem and MacBeth. And not just a threeway match. Oh no, because the winner of this match will face EWCL Champion Drake Laps next week at "Beware The Whispers". We have alot of title matches next week at the PPV. It promises to be something spectacular.

ND: INDEED.

DT: Now Blade is gonna be aggressive. First of all last week Exile burnt his house down and then he even lost the EWCL title to Drake Laps. Now thats one man who really wants to get that titleshot. Then we have G-Flem who still holds a grudge about things that happend in the IWF. It seems like he wants to prove himself and whats a better way to do that then with a title shot. So he also wants to win. Finally we have MacBeth. He just returned to The Royal Family and therefore also wants to show that he is Family material.

ND: All in all it promises to be a great match.

(Golgotha by Halford begins to play).

ENTER MACBETH

(And MacBeth appears on the top of the ramp and starts to make his way to ringside while the crowd boos him. MacBeth reaches the ring and slides in).

(Prodigal son by Kid Rock plays over the pa system and Gargantuflem comes out from the back. The crowd cheers the big guy on severely. G-Flem raises his hands in the air and walks down the aisle to ringside. He gets to the ring and climbs in and stares at MacBeth and makes a handsignal with his fingers that says 4-0).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).

ND: Luckily he saved his black trench coat.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Thats not funny. It's not something to make fun of when someones house burns down.

ND: Sorry man.

DING DING DING.

DT: We can begin and G-Flem storms right at MacBeth. The two begin to trade punches back and forth. MacBeth with a big right hand and it hits G-Flem and G-Flem staggers backwards into the ropes. He comes off and MacBeth goes for a shouldertackle!! But G-Flem is not going down after that one. MacBeth tries another one, but G-Flem is still on his feet!!..MacBeth wants to go for a third shouldertackle...But before he can do so...it is Blade who catches him, turns him around and ......SIDEWALK SLAM!!! ....He slams MacBeth to the mat!!

ND: Ofcourse Blade goes for MacBeth. MacBeth is also in the Family and close to Exile. Blade picks MacBeth up from the mat and he sends him into the ropes....MacBeth comes off and ...Blade clotheslines him down!!!.....Blade then looks at G-Flem and sees that the big guy is charging in on him. Blade blocks the forearm and he counters with one of his own. G-Flem on the defense and Blade takes him by the arm and sends him into the ropes.....G-Flem comes off and ...BLADE CATCHES HIM AND .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....OOOH MY GOD!!!!! A sidewalk slam to the big monster!!!

DT: That looked mighty impressive by Blade!!! G-Flem down and Blade now drags him over to the ropes....he places G-Flem under the bottom ropes and then places his boot on the ropes and chokes his opponent that way. That doesn't look good for G-Flem there!!.....Blade is holding on to the choke, but then from behind it is MacBeth who grabs Blade and he executes a reverse DDT on Blade!! MacBeth lifting Blade up now to his feet and he sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and he ducks the forearm. He comes off the opposite ropes and ....HITS MACBETH WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!!

ND: MacBeth went down and Blade going for the cover on him, .............1........................................................................2...................but it is G-Flem who breaks the count. He grabs Blade by the head and lifts him to his feet. He chops Blade to the chest a couple of times and he then irish whips Blade into a corner. Blade goes in backfirst and G-Flem follows in hot pursuit and ...BIG SPLASH ON BLADE!!!.......G-Flem steps out of the corner and Blade falls facefirst to the mat. G-Flem now goes over to MacBeth and he lifts him up and throws him into the ropes.....MacBeth comes off and G-Flem lifts him up and ......GETS HIM IN A MILITARY PRESS!!!....AND HE THEN DROPS MACBETH CHESTFIRST ON THE MAT!!!

DT: G-Flem then bounces into the ropes and comes off and splashes on the back off MacBeth. Yep, courtesy of a true Warrior. G-Flem turns MacBeth on his back and goes for the cover, .............1.............................................................................................2..........but now it is Blade who breaks the count as he kicks G-Flem to the head. G-Flem gets up and he and Blade have a staredown in the center of the ring. G-Flem then throws the first fist but Blade blocks it. Blade returns with a fist of his own, but this time G-Flem blocks it. Blade then with a kick to the gut and quickly grabs G-Flem and irish whips him, but G-Flem reverses the whip and throws Blade into the ropes. Blade comes off the ropes and G-Flem with a tilt-o-wirl driver!!! And G-Flem going for the pin, .............1....................................................................2.........................kickout by Blade!!

ND: G-Flem now picks up Blade by the head. He brings Blade up to his feet and lifts him up and scoopslams him to the mat. G-Flem then into the ropes and he comes off for a kneedrop on Blade......But Blade moves out of the way in time......And he immediately grabs G-Flems ankle and he hooks in an anklelock!!!...Blade got the anklelock on G-Flem!! There are plenty of people who tapped out of this position!! What is G-Flem gonna do??? He is in pain, but he's not tapping out just yet!!!.....He's trying to reach for the ropes!!...He's not that far away from them!!! He's trying to grab them, .......BUT AT THAT MOMENT IT IS MACBETH WHO COMES IN AND HE LOW DROPKICKS BLADE TO THE CHEST!!!

DT: Good God!! What a dropkick!!!.....And MacBeth now rolls himself to the outside.....From under the ring he grabs a steelchair and he then rolls back into the ring again. He sets the chair up in the ring and then goes over to Blade. He picks Blade up and sends him into the ropes....Blade comes off and .....DROP TOE HOLD AND BLADE GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEELCHAIR!!!....MacBeth pumps himself up and goes for the cover on Blade, .....................1................................................................................2.................................................KICKOUT!!!.....MacBeth then goes over to G-Flem. He picks him up and also whips him into the ropes......and MacBeth going for another drop toe hold.........but G-Flem holds on to the ropes.....MacBeth looks up to him and at that moment G-Flem comes storming in the direction of MacBeth and takes him out with a flying forearm of his own!!

ND: G-Flem then takes the steelchair and folds it up again. He swings and BAMMMMMMM nails MacBeth in the head with it hard!!!... G-Flem then goes over to Blade and WHAMMMMMMM he also takes him out with a chairshot to the head. G-Flem looking strong and he now goes over to the corner and he places the chair between the second and toprope. He moves over to Blade and picks him.....He irish whips Blade......BUT BLADE REVERSES THE WHIP AND HE SENDS G-FLEM INTO THE CORNER AND HE GOES CHESTFIRST INTO THE CHAIR!!! OOOOOOH MAN!!!!!.......

DT: Blade seems to be exhausted and he takes a few deep breaths before he charges in on G-Flem.....He runs towards G-Flem....but G-Flem moves out of the way in time and Blade goes right into the chair now!!!....And Blade falls down to the mat!!!.....G-Flem is also stunned and he now uses the ropes to get back on his feet again. He then grabs the chair out of the corner and he throws it in the direction of MacBeth....AND IT HITS MACBETH HARD IN THE FACE!!!....MacBeth goes down again and G-Flem is the only one standing right now!!! The big guy stands tall in the ring!!!

ND: G-Flem grabs MacBeth, kicks him in the gut and .....THE HANGOVER!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!.........G-Flem gets to his feet now and he picks MacBeth up and drags him over to the corner. He lifts MacBeth on the topturnbuckle facing the crowd and G-Flem then also climbs the toprope!!! AND HE NOW GOT MACBETH IN THE PERFECT POSITION FOR THE POINT OF IMPACT!!....HE WANTS TO GO FOR THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR OFF THE TOPROPE!!!......BUT THEN BLADE COMES RUNNING IN AND HE CLIMBS THE CORNER ASWELL AND HE GRABS G-FLEM BY THE WAIST AND HE DOES A BACKDROP SUPLEX TO HIM WHILE HE DOES THE POINT OF IMPACT TO MACBETH!!!!........HOLY SHIT!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!!........HOLY SHIT!!!

DT: MacBeth is knocked out!!!....G-Flem is layed out and ...Blade is also out of it!! What a high risk move was that!!! ...And it is Blade who's the first one to get back on his feet again. He picks up G-Flem. He grabs him by the head and .....HE THROWS HIM THROUGH THE SECOND AND TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!..AND G-FLEM LANDS ON THE CONCRETE!!!....Blade then grabs MacBeth ....AND......DEATHS EMBRACE!!!!...........Blade going for the cover on MacBeth, and. ...............1......................................................................................2.....................................................................................3......IT'S OVER!!!

ND: BLADE WINS THIS MATCH AND HE"S GOING TO FACE DRAKE LAPS NEXT WEEK!!!

DT: These two have been fighting all night Neil. It really is amazing. Christ is busted open here, so is Hate. For someone who isn't reknowned for his hardcore skills Christ is giving Hate a run for his money!

ND: It's because he can do anything!

DT: I don't know about anything. Hate is leading Christ deeper into the parking lot now. I hope he doesn't spot my car!! Hate takes Chris out and slams him up against a car door. He starts to lay out some heavy rights and Chris doesn't know where he is right now! Hate goes for a big forearm to the head but Christ ducks and Hates hand goes right through the window!!

ND: Ouch! Hate takes a step back now and the blood oozes from his hand. Christ has found his footing once again and charges in on Hate with a clothesline. Hate stumbles backward and falls onto the side of a small convertable. Chris runs into Hate and lifts him up onto the bonnet of the car. This is an all out brawl folks!

DT: Chris has joined Strait on top of the bonnet now and the two begin to hand out some vicious punches to each other. Hate punches Christ with that cut hand and Christ stumbles back, almost falling off the car. But Hate has come off worse and clutches his hand now. As Hate looks up he sees the underside of Chris' boot!

ND: CEREVISI!! CEREVISI!! Hate has just been lifted off the car and landed on that roof. How did that stay in tact?!?! The roof of the car remains taught and Hate lies on top of it. Chris jumps down and goes to walk away but Hate is moving again. How is he moving?!?! How are either of them moving?!

DT: Chris kicks the floor in anger and goes to moves Hate but sees something bigger. Chris' eyes are locked on a lorry parked next to the small car. Chris' takes a deep breath and storms over to the back of the lorry and starts to climb it. He's not...

ND: He is!!

DT: He cant'....

ND: He can!!

DT: He wouldn't...

ND: HE DID!! CHRIST JUST TOOK ONE LAST DEEP BREATH AND LEAPED OFF THAT LORRY ONTO STRAIT HATE. THE ROOF HAS COLLAPSED AND BOTH MEN LAY IN THE CAR SOMEWHERE!! OH MY GOD!! CHRIST HAS SOME BALLS

DT: This unbelievable. This isn't even a match!! What the hell is going on?!?!

ND: I'm in shock

DT: We'll be back after these commercials fans!

(Commercials).

DT: We are back for the last time this evening. Before we start this match I have to promote next weeks PPV already. "Beware The Whispers" promises to be a great show. And to determine who will stand in the main event of that match we have the following battle between Nick Dangerous and Matty Midget. Who of these two men is gonna face the Universal Champion next week? Thats the question.

ND: Last week Matty Midget was real close. Lets take a look at that again.

ND: Racheal goes bends down to one knee and Matty Midget bounces himself into the ropes......HE COMES OFF AND ......42 INCH CRUNCH ON RACHEAL!!!.....AND HE HITS IT!! HE HIT THAT SPINNING FAMEASSER AND RACHEAL WENT DOWN!!!.....Matty turns her on her back and quickly goes over to the corner. He climbs to the topturnbuckle and ............MIDGET TOWN MADNESS!!!!......OOOOOOOH MMMYYYYYYYYY GODDDD!!!!.........MATTY MIDGET HIT HIS FINISHER ON RACHEAL!!!.....DO WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION NOW?!?!?!? DO WE???

RB: I hope not.

ND: Matty Midget lays his arm over Racheal and goes for the cover, .................1...........................................................................................2......................................BUT THEN FROM OUT OF THE CROWD WE SEE THAT NICK DANGEROUS COMES OUT!!!......AND NICK DANGEROUS SLIDES INTO THE RING AND HE DRAGS MATTY MIDGET OFF OF RACHEAL!!!........NICK DANGEROUS BROKE THE COUNT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!....HE DOESN"T WANT MATTY MIDGET TO WIN!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE IT!!

RB: Hmm, so Nick ain't that bad of a person.

ND: Dangerous now quickly leaps over the guardrail and leaves again, but the damage has already been done......Matty Midget shakes his head in disbelief, but then goes for the cover again, ...................1..................................................................................2.................................KICKOUT!!...Racheal kicked out!!.....And Matty is now going crazy....He's mad like a maniac right now!!! He could have had the win....He should have had the win!!!.....But Nick Dangerous fucked it up!!! ......

RB:..WOW!

ND: And Matty is going to the corner again.....He climbs to the top once more. He stands on the topturnbuckle ......AND.....HE LEAPS OFF FOR ANOTHER MIDGET TOWN MADNESS!!!........BUT ........OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH...................RACHEAL ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!.......AND MIDGET LANDS ON THE MAT!!!......RACHEAL CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO GET BACK TO HER FEET. SHE GETS UP AND MOVES OVER TO MATTY MIDGET. SHE PICKS HIM UP ............AND..........ULTRA!!!.......A BIG EVENFLOW DDT!!...THATS HER FINISHING MOVE!!

RB: YESS!!!

ND: She nailed Matty with it and she now hooks the leg for the cover, and. ......................1..............................................................................2...............................................................................3.......SHE WINS!! RACHEAL EVERHART WINS THIS MATCH!!!....SHE DEFEATS MATTY MIDGET AND SCOTT MONROE KEEPS HIS UNIVERSAL TITLE!!!...IT'S UNBELIEVABLE....SHE MAYBE IS EVEN STRONGER THAN MONROE!! WHAT A WOMAN, WHAT A FIGHTER!!!

(CazzoTron fades out).

DT: That was last week. Nick Dangerous cost Matty Midget the Universal Title. If it wasn't for Nick then Matty Midget would have gotten the gold more than likely. Now tonight the winner will get a shot at the title next week. So this is a really important match for both of them. Only one person gets the chance to stand in the main event next week.

ND: Lets get this thing started.

(Gods Kingdom by Guttermouth begins to play and the Family Tron comes on and shows the following words.

SIZE

DOES

MATTER

(The music continues and out from the smokes we see Matty Midget. Matty Midget stands on the top off the ramp and raises his hands in the air and the crowd goes nuts. Griff Miller comes out aswell. Matty Midget then starts to make his way to the ring while we see highlights of Matty's past matches and accomplishments. Matty Midget and Griff Miller reach the ring and Matty climbs in).

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party plays and "The" Nick Dangerous comes out. The crowd boos him loudly as he stands on the top of the ramp. Dangerous grins and he then makes his way to the ring. He reaches it and climbs in).

DING DING DING.

DT: The match has started and Dangerous and Matty Midget start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. Dangerous then stops and looks down at Matty and laughs and shakes his head. Matty Midget looks up at Dangerous and is not happy with the way Dangerous mocks him and he kicks Dangerous to the chin and follows that up with a punch in the stomache. Matty bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he dropkicks Dangerous to the left knee and Nick falls down to one knee!!! Matty into the ropes again and he comes off and this time he dropkicks Dangerous to the right knee!! And Nick on both knees now!!!....

ND: And the crowd is chanting "MATTY.....MATTY......MATTY........"...They are loving this little weirdo. Matty Midget comes off the ropes for a third time now and he runs towards Dangerous and does a bodypress and he takes Dangerous to the mat now!!!......And he's going for the first cover of this match, .........1................but Dangerous with a fast kickout!!.....Dangerous hops to his feet and he sees that Matty Midget charges in on him again, but Dangerous blocks him and he lifts him up by his throat!!!...OOH MY GOD!!!!....NICK RAISES MATTY UP IN THE AIR BY HIS THROAT .....AND......HE TOSSES MATTY HARD TO THE MAT!!!.....Oh man!!!

DT: And Dangerous raises his right hand in the air and waves to the crowd, but the crowd only reacts with booing him. Dangerous moves over to Matty Midget and he picks him up from the mat and sends him into the ropes......Matty comes off and Nick catches him and lifts him up by the throat again!!! AND AGAIN HE LIFTS MATTY HIGH UP IN THE AIR!!!.....BUT OOOOOOOH.....THIS TIME MATTY COUNTERS IT AND WHILE NICK HAS HIM IN THE AIR BY THE THROAT HE MANAGES TO PUNCH NICK IN THE FACE AND .......TO TURN IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!!!....HOLY MOLEY!!!

ND: What a move by Matty Midget!!!.....Matty now trying to get to his feet and he runs towards the ropes....uses the second rope as a springboard and does a lionsault and lands on Dangerous!!........And Matty going for the cover attempt, ..............1...................................................................................2..........................but Nick Dangerous kicks out of it!!! Matty up again and he waits till Nick is back aswell and he then kicks him to the left knee once more!!....This helps as Nick falls down to one knee again. Matty with a few sidekicks to the right knee now and Nick on both knees again!!! Matty goes into the ropes and he comes off and .....FLYING BULLDOG ON DANGEROUS!!! And he goes face-first to the mat!!!

DT: Matty for another pin, .............................................1...................................................................................2......................................but Dangerous kicks out of it once more!!! Matty seems fitter and more eager than ever. He now picks Dangerous up and Matty then goes into the ropes....He comes off and he goes for a flying forearm, but oooooooh Dangerous catches Matty out of the air!! AND LOOK!!!.....DANGEROUS TURNS IT INTO A MILITARY PRESS!!!....AND WHAT IS HE DOING? ...HE IS DOING LIFT UP WITH MATTY MIDGET!! LIFTING HIM UP AND DOWN IN THE AIR!!! COME ON!! HE'S HUMILIATING MATTY!!!....Hear the crowd boo him!!! Just hear that crowd!!

ND: And Dangerous then drops Matty and slams him hard to the canvas.....Dangerous places his foot on Matty's chest and goes for the most arrogant cover in the world, .......................1...................................................................................2.........................................but Matty manages to kick out!! Dangerous has a surprised look on his face and he picks up Matty and slaps him in the face. Man, who the hell does he think he is? And Dangerous slaps Matty in the face for a second time.....He swings his hand for a third time, but Matty then grabs his hand and ...BITES HIM IN THE HAND!!...HAHAHAAAA.....Matty just bit Nick Dangerous in his hand!! That serves him!! That will teach him!!

DT: You know Neil, that you are cheering for Matty Midget?

ND: I know, I know. But you know, the little bastard just gets to me. Its hard to explain but I'm starting to love the little bastard.

DT: Ok, thats way to much information.

ND: Well I didn't love in that way. I mean in like a little brother kind of way.

DT: ...Sure...sure.

ND: Really!!!

DT: Matty lets go off Nicks hand and Dangerous rolls out of the ring right after that and checks his hand. He's shaking it off on the outside and does some trash talking in the direction of Matty Midget. He is walking around the ring, but then bumps into Griff Miller. And Griff Miller grabs Dangerous and rolls him back into the ring again!!!...And Matty charges in on Dangerous now....BUT DANGEROUS COUNTERS WITH A BIG BOOT!!! AND MATTY GOES DOWN TO THE MAT NOW!!!...Dangerous lifts Matty up from the canvas and he throws him into the ropes.....Matty comes off and Nick backdrops him high into the air!!! AND MATTY LANDS HARD BACKFIRST ONTO THE MAT!!

ND: Dangerous calls out that he would rate that as a 7. Man what a jerk. He then picks up Matty Midget again and he throws him into the ropes again.....Matty comes off and Nick backdrops him again....MATTY GOES HIGH IN THE AIR AGAIN, BUT HE USES HIS ACROBATIC SKILLS AND HE LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND DANGEROUS!!!.....Dangerous is laughing as he is unaware of it that Matty landed on his feet and he then turns around and ......MATTY KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND .....STUNNER!!!........OOOH YESSS!!!!!....A STUNNER TO NICK DANGEROUS!!!.....And Dangerous layed out and he goes for the cover on him, ..................................1...................................................................2.............................................but Dangerous with a kick out.

DT: Matty almost had it there. He almost defeated Nick. But Nick kicked out and the Canadian is still in this match. Matty now picks him up, but oooooh Dangerous with a lowblow!!....And he grabs Matty by the arm and throws him into the ropes....Matty comes off and Nick grabs him and ...SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!....Trademark Dangerous move!! And Nick Dangerous now strutting around the ring. Man this guy is cocky tonight. He really doesn't have any respect for Matty Midget at all. Thats just sick and tasteless. Dangerous picks Matty up now and he lifts him up by the throat again.....He then walks over to the corner and he places him on the topturnbuckle......Dangerous climbs on the topturnbuckle aswell and he grabs Matty and ........HE SUPERPLEXES MATTY TO THE MAT!!!

ND: Oooh God!!!! This has to be the end of the match!!! For sure!!!...Dangerous now going for the cover, ........................1................................................................................................2................................................................BUT WHAT?!?!?...DANGEROUS LIFTS MATTY'S SHOULDER UP HIMSELF!!!..Talking about humiliating and cockiness. This is just nuts!!! Dangerous grins some more as the crowd boos him even louder now. He then throws Matty into the ropes.........but Matty comes off and he slides through Dangerous his legs, and gets up behind him. Dangerous turns around and ....MATTY HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!

DT: And Dangerous went down to the mat!!! ....Matty picks Nick up now and kicks him into the stomache. Matty then goes into the ropes and he comes off and .......42 INCH CRUNCH!!!.....And Dangerous goes down to the mat after that move!! That move is mostly the sign that Matty is gonna go for his Midget Town Madness!!! And yes!! Matty is pointing to the corner!! He moves over to the corner now and climbs it to the top!!!....He gets to the toprope and ........MIDGET TOWN MADNESS OFF THE TOPROPE!!!......BUT OOOOOOOH NICK DANGEROUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!

ND: AND MATTY MISSES NICK!!!....Dangerous now moves up to his feet and he motions that it was smart thinking on his side. He picks up Matty and ......DANGER DRIVER.......Dangerous hooks the leg for the cover, and. ..................................1......................................................................................2....................................................................................3.....HE WINS!! And Nick Dangerous is going to the PPV to face either Racheal Everhart or Scott Monroe!!!

DT: What a match!!

ND: Is that??....NOOOOOOO!!!

DT: I cant believe it!! Christ and Hate are still fighitng and appear on the ramp!!!

ND: Damn, They both look terrible!

DT: Neil, they been fighting basically a hardcore match for most of the night!! They gotta be tired and hurt, I cant believe this is still going on!!

(Christ and Strait Hate are still brawling and they fight their way towards the curtains againi and disappear again).

ND: Oh man, it just goes on and on with these two guys.

DT: So I guess it is time to wrap this show up.

(Then Darkness suddenly engulfs the arena. A piano slowly plays throughout as The Cross by Samael begins. A single word then flashes onto the Cazztron.

Deicide

(The word errupts into flames and burns away almost as quickly as it appears. As it does a guitar tears through the P.A. system. The music comes together in a frightening hymn of terror and the macbre. The symbol of Scott Monroe flashes onto the ~Tron, a gothic cross wreathed in flames. Racheal steps through the curtain and drops to her knees, sitting back upon her heels. She slowly extends her arms and the darkness breaks, behind her however Scott Monroe has appeared. Wearing a black cloak with the hood pulled forth over his head. Racheal leans back and wraps her arms around his legs, like a snake coiled around a tree. Monroe brings his left hand down and runs it through her hair, then throws his head back. The hood falls back revealing his black and silver eyes. He stares into the nothing above as he slowly raises his arms. He stands in a mock crucifixition for a moment, then his balled fist slowly open. His mouth becomes agap in a silent scream as his body begins to convulse. His hands return to their balled posistion, and Monroe reaches down and lifts Racheal from the ground. The two then slowly make their way towards the ring).

(Monroe throws back his black cloak to reveal a simple button up shirt and a pair of black jeans tucked neatly into his combat boots. Dangerous begins to taunt Monroe, who responds by walking to the steel steps and slowly stepping through the ropes. Dangerous and Monroe stand eye to eye for a moment. The tension can be cut with a knife. Without warning the two begin to trade blows. Dangerous attempts to whip Monroe into the ropes, but Monroe reverses. Dangerous bounces off the ropes, but Racheal grabs his foot. Dangerous spins around and swats at Racheal, but Monroe steps forward and delivers a vicious roundhouse to the back of Dangerous head. Racheal pulls a pair of handcuffs from her pocket as Monroe pummels Dangerous. Racheal quickly handcuffs Dangerous and then hooks him to the ropes. Monroe then motions to Racheal who goes to the announcer and snatches his microphone. Racheal throws the microphone to Monroe, who steps back and sneers down at Dangerous).

Monroe ~ Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick...it would seem that you have earned the right to face me. Is that a gift? The driving force behind the Rebellion Project comes for me. So I have a question for you Nick, should I bow low to kiss your feet or stare into your lifeless eyes and laugh at your filthy soul. You see Nick, I know. I know about your lust for power. Your desire to stand atop the mountain Nick, MY mountain. Yes Nick, I know what your willing to go through. It drives you Nick, it drives you to the darkest depths of your very soul and it corrupts you. It forces you to look at yourself as you truly are. You see Nick, it forces you to accept that you are indeed a monster. Aren't you a monster Nick? Now don't get me wrong Nick, you appeal to me in a very special way...that very special way. Yet I know in the end that it won't come down to that. It will end with reality Nick, reality. As of right now, I am here to return to you something that you lost some time ago with a fluke victory over a member of my Family.

(Monroe leans close to Nick and sniffs the air).

Monroe ~ Do you smell that Nick? It smells to me like you realize that your little Rebellion Project is dead. It smells to me like you don't just worry that you may get hurt, but that you fear the fact that I won't let you go until I am done with you. You see, your Rebellion has bitched, it has whinned and it has moaned such a wail as to make a banshee cry out in pain. That will all come to an end now Nick.

(Monroe motions to Racheal who heads towards the back).

Monroe ~ Do you remember Christmas in Hell, Nick? Do you remember your little reinactment of Alexanders suicide? Do you remember your little jest at one of the worst days of my life? Well then this should be very familiar to you Nick, very familiar indeed.

The CazzoTron burst on again and begins to scroll words across the screen.

Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed, but
I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
I know I've got a face in me
Points out all the mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
And watches everything
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me, right beneath my skin
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray

Monroe ~ Do you remember Nick? Thanking Wal-Mart for the realistic water pistol? Do you remember thanking McDonalds for the ketchup packets? Do you remember thanking the sound crew for the gunshot? More importantly, do you remember the fact that you failed on that night just as you will fail against me? That is, if I allow you to live that long.

(Racheal appears from the back carrying a small leather case. As she arrives at the ring, Monroe circles around and takes the case from her. Monroe unzips the case and pulls from within a silver 9mm with a rose etched into the handle. A collective gasp escapes the audiance as some of the spectators rise and leave).

Monroe ~ What? Your leaving already? The show isn't over yet...not by a..longshot.

(Monroe sneers to himself as the Rebellion Project heads out from the backstage area. Without warning the Family comes from behind and a brawl begins. Monroe however quickly goes livid).

Monroe ~ STOP! STOP NOW OR I SWEAR ON YOUR GOD THAT I WILL COMMIT THE ONE ACT THAT YOU ALL FEAR SO VERY, VERY MUCH.

(The arena quakes beneath his voice as the brawl comes to an end).

Monroe ~ Now as I was going to say to Nick here, does this look familiar? It should, because this is the very pistol that Alexander used. The police were so kind as to forward it to his next of kin, seeing as how there was none, it came to me. I've been holding onto it for a special occassion and I was thinking, what could be more special than this? Then it hit me. Like Zues himself had thrown a bolt of lightening from the heavens and struck me in the back. I realized that if Nick Dangerous wanted to relive Alexanders suicide so badly, then why shouldn't he?

(Both the Rebellion Project and the Family make their way towards the ring. Monroe watches as they approach, then raises the gun to eye level with Dangerous).

Monroe ~ Do me a favor and line them up in a nice little row. You see, Racheals been telling me all about how you guys seem to have a problem with guns, and truth be told, I agree one hundred percent.

(Monroe lowers the gun for a moment and a collective sigh escapes from everyone in the arena. Suddenly he points the gun directly at Dangerous).

Monroe ~ However now is not the time for me to back down, is it? You see, there are six bullets in this gun. Five of the six are nothing more than blanks, however, silly me, I closed my eyes when I was loading it.

(Monroe points the gun at Strait Hate first, he pulls the trigger as the blank fires off. Strait Hate stands there, a mixture of shock and relief etched upon his face. Monroe then goes down the line of the Rebellion Project, finishing with Drake Laps last. Monroe then turns the gun and points it towards Dangerous).

Monroe ~ Well I guess we know which bullet isn't the blank, don't we Nick?

(Suddenly security and police officers come from behind and tackle Monroe, the gun falls to the ground but doesn't go off. Dangerous looks down and notices that the safety had been turned on. Monroe just stares up at him from beneath the pile of officers and guards, then presses his lips together, kissing at him. The arena is silent as Scott Monroe is drug from the ring, etched upon his face is a wide grin and in his dark eyes a wild excitement has overtaken him. The police escort him past both the Rebellion Project and the Family, leading him out of the building. Racheal follows closely behind).