Date: 17th August 2003
Place: Cleveland, Ohio
Arena: Gund Arena
A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters…
EWCL
Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.
Extreme
…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…
Wrestling
….Danger Driver.........DEICIDE.....Darkest Hour .........Outcast ...........Gold Rush...... ... Point of Impact....…Landfall...
Championship
...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…
League
…Nick Dangerous ...........Scott Monroe .......G-Flem ...........Sean Corvik.......Exile… ....Sean Campbell.........Johnathan Cable..........Stephen Jackson...... .
Insurgence …Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…
…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…
Dean Thornton: Welcome back!! We have returned...It's been a long time, but now we are back. The EWCL is back and tonights Insurgence will remind you again what you fans have been missing the last couple of weeks. We have been on a summerbreak for over a month. For me it was quite relaxing, just following the End of Days tournament and some other wrestler federations. But how was it for you guys?
John Pilchard: It wasn't really vacation for me since I was home all the time with my wife and kids.
DT: Oh...
JP: Yeah you can say that again. There's one thing you don't want and thats to hear the whining and complaining of your wife all days......"John do this.....John do that.....bla bla bla......"...And then those kids......
DT: Allright...allright we get the picture John....Now Neil how about you? How was your vacation?
Neil Down: My vacation was awesome but expensive.
DT: How so?
ND: I rented myself a hooker for a month, you know like that movie "Pretty Woman".
DT: A hooker? What you want with that??.......Ooh....nevermind me asking that....
ND: Yes a hooker, her name is "Pussy Cat". But that isn't her real name though.
DT: Oh really?? (sarcastic).
JP: Well guys enough about that all. Its time to discuss our upcoming matches. We got 4 matches for you tonight. In the main event of the evening we have the dual champion Nick Dangerous taking on Damien for the Universal Title. Now thats something. Its a real challenge and opportunity for Damien, who did had an upset at Dangerous Minds when he managed to defeat Exile in a singles match.
DT: Next to that we have Johnathan Cable taking on Curtis Wilkes. And then we also got two Group elimination matches. The winners of those matches will face eachother to determine the #1 contender for the EWCL title. What more do you want for a return night in the EWCL. We got a title match, big challenges and more.
JP: But I hear we are going backstage now for a moment.
(We see Coby Belton as he is just arriving in his locker room, when Nick Dangerous arrives shortly after.)
Nick: Are you who I think you are!?
Coby: Wot?
Nick: The next EWCL champion?
Coby: I don't know, I don't know my chances.
Nick: What do you mean!? You're just as good or better than everyone else there!
Coby: Yeah but I just don't-
Nick: Don't what?
Coby: Don't think I'm ready yet.
Nick: I got it all covered.
Coby: What? How!?
Nick: Hold on a second.
(Nick leaves the room, only to come back with a big box in his hands.)
Coby: What's that?
Nick: It's your new wardrobe for the night.
Coby: Huh?
Nick: Trust me, just wear this tonight. Someone's bound to get pissed off.
Coby: Okay then, I'll wear it.
Nick: Perfect, now get ready for the match, it's coming soon.
(Scene fades.)
DT: We are gonna start now with our first match of the evening. Like we explained before we have two Groups: Group A and Group B. Both Groups will fight tonight and the winners of those groups will face eachother to determine the number 1 contender for the EWCL title. The title that Nick Dangerous also got in his possession. Right now it is time for Group A. We have Exile, Sean Corvik, Joey Gold, Stephen Jackson and Coby Belton. Thats quite the group.
JP: But only one man can win. It is elimination style, so it's on until one man is left and all the others have been pinned or have submit.
(The light dims as we can feel our very own heartbeats thumping in our chests. Hearts of black, of pain, of war. The silence disrupts our existence, forces us to stare into the bleak wasteland that has been lain for us all to enjoy. A slow thump comes across the P.A. as if fingers were thumping the microphone. They increase in intensity and strength and a neon green beeping lifeline, representing the decayed life of humanity herself as her eyes grow weary and dim, sounds off in unison with the thumps. Both of the sounds start dying as the thumping is at blast-beat quickness and the lifeline is one continuous stream as the powerful voice of Tool's own Maynard James Keenan resonates from the speakers).
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consiousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are an imagination of ourselves".
("Christianity Delete" by the Project Hate MCMXCIX explodes from the speakers. The voice of Jörgen Sandström pounding the senses, rocking us to our finest elements, the voice seeming to seek and crucify. The line that has gone flat curves around to form a gleaming silver ankh that rotates before being set afire. The ankh is reduced to ash, denying our immortality and existence as it was once an avatar of a fool. Jonna Enckell's beautiful yet haunting voice chimes in and the dust clouds up, forming an inverted pentagram protected by a circle, the lines interweaving with one another. It glows bright blue electricity as it sparkles and fades, sparkles and fades. Sean Corvik appears at the entrance, the Extreme Championship laced over his shoulder and his silver eyes peering at Scott Monroe and Exile. He blinks, solemnly looking toward the floor as he spits before looking back up at them. In his hand he holds a microphone, reaching the bottom of the steel ramp as he paces back and forth).
ND: .......What's happening? Why is nobody else coming yet?
DT: I have no idea.
(We then hear Nick Dangerous' voice coming from the PA system.)
Nick: Ooohhh noooo! This wasn't supposed to happen!
(Nick shows up at the entrance way, with his two titles around each shoulder, Universal on left, EWCL on right.)
Nick: I lost my baby! Has anyone seen my baby!? Coby Belton has gone missing!
ND: What!?
Nick: I told him he could win this match, but he just packed his bags and ran just a couple minutes ago. But I have an idea. To fill Belton's position I am gonna announce an open invitation, to fill in this match, so anyone sitting in the back, without a match, now is a good time to walk on down and earn a spot as number one contender for good old righty over here.
(A figure comes out from the entrance way suddenly, and gets in Nick's face, the person looks to be Coby Belton in the old Alexander Glory attire, only with a plastic strap on mask that looks like it's ready for a five year old to go trick or treating in.)
Nick: Alexander Glory!?!?!?!?!?!?But I thought you...you held a gun to your.....you shot yourself in.......You should be dead!
(Coby shrugs his shoulders.)
Nick: Anyways Alexander, you came back at the perfect time! In case you didn't know, you are now Coby Belton's replacement in this match up! Run on down! This could be a huge comeback for you!
(Coby dashes into the ring as Nick walks behind, towards the ring. Coby makes it in the ring, but just stares down Corvik as Nick continues to walk in. Coby doesn't move an inch, just stares at Corvik.)
Nick: What's the matter Alexander!?....What's that!?
(As Corvik becomes increasingly frustrated at Nick and Belton's antics, he clenches his fists, as Coby whispers in Nick's ear.)
Nick: What!? You want a hug!?......Well you and Corvik are old friends, why don't you get a hug from him!?
(Belton points to Corvik and looks at Nick.)
Nick: Yeah just go give him a hug!
(Belton nervously moves towards Corvik as Nick smiles and walks away, he stops at the ropes and takes of his EWCL title, and quickly dashes back towards Corvik, Nick runs by Belton just as he spreads his arms out requesting a hug and elbows Nick in the stomach, tripping forward as Corvik tosses him out of the ring. Belton and Corvik exchange blows as Nick gathers himself, takes his belt back and runs out through the crowd.)
(While Belton and Corvik are hammering it out we hear Bled for Days by Static-X. And out comes Joey Gold. Gold comes walking out from the back, but then we see Stephen Jackson storming out from the back).
JP: Jackson is coming out and he has a somewhat worried look on his face. He frantically looks behind him to see if someone is coming. What is up with him? Jackson runs towards Joey Gold ....and....he knocks Gold to the ground with a double axe-handle!!!.. Wow.....Joey Gold is layed down and Jackson now following that up with stomps to the head!! He is keeping Gold on the ground with those kicks and stomps!! Not sure if this is Jacksons tactic or that he is just doing this because of the fact that he is worried about something.
DT: So here we have it. We have Belton and Corvik fighting it out in the ring and outside we have Jackson and Gold. But we are missing one man. We are missing Exile. Where is he? Shouldn't he be out already?
(We then hear "Sympathy for the devil" by The Rolling Stones and moments later Exile appears on the top off the ramp. He comes out and the crowd starts to boo him loudly).
DT: What is he wearing? Exile is wearing a suit!! He is not wearing his wrestling attire!!!.....What does this mean??
(Exile still stands on top off the ramp and he stares at the four wrestlers who are all in the middle of a fight. Exile then starts to laugh and he shakes his head and walks out again and disappears behind the curtains again).
DT: What was that all about?
JP: I don't know, but it looks like it that we won't see Exile in this match. Exile who still is in control of the EWCL, since he managed to make Cazzo go into a medical institution. We haven't heard anything about Cazzo and his current state in a while. The last that we saw was in that institution and that he wanted to see his son. After that we haven't seen or heard from Cazzo.
DT: But thank God we also haven't heard anything new things about Exile's plan to sell the EWCL to the IWF.
ND: Damn straight. I tell you if the EWCL gets sold to the IWF that I will resign.
DT: But how do you pay for your hookers then?
ND: ..Uhm.....you are right....hmmm yeah I won't resign then. Oh well nothing wrong with commentating in the IWF anyway. I mean I can insult the wrestlers there without being afraid, since even I could beat the crap out of them.
(slap-ouch)
DT: Don't be so disrespectful.
JP: In the ring we see that Corvik threw Belton into a corner and that Corvik is handing out fist after fist. Belton is trying to block it, but the punches are just too intense. Corvik then takes Belton by the arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner. Belton goes in hard backfirst and Corvik follows in hot pursuit and he body splashes on top off Belton in that corner!! Oooh poor Belton there!!....Corvik climbs onto the bottom rope now and begins to ramm his fist into Beltons forehead...1....2....3....4.....5.....6......7.......8......9........10.......Corvik then stops and he climbs back to the mat agian. He grabs Belton and he lifts him up onto the topturnbuckle.
DT: Corvik climbs onto the topturnbuckle aswell and he grabs Belton and.....SUPERPLEXES BELTON TO THE CANVAS!!!.....And Belton is layed out in the center of the ring right now. Corvik slowly gets back to his feet again and he goes for the cover....He hooks the leg.....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!......But the former Soda Boy kicks out!!! .....Corvik gets up and he kicks Belton in the head.....but Belton gets to his knees and no-sells the kick!!......Corvik kicks him again to the head, but once again Belton no-sells it and he hulks up!!....Belton makes it to his feet and he blocks a shot from Corvik and then nails Corvik in the face with a big right hand. Belton then irish whips Corvik into the ropes.....Corvik comes off and Belton with a flying headscissors to take Corvik to the mat!!!
ND: He got Corvik on the mat now, and Belton keeps his legs around Corviks head. He's choking Corvik with his legs.....The referee comes in to check if Corvik wants to give up, but he is not going to do that right now. After a couple of seconds Belton lets go and he picks Corvik up and sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Belton hits him with a flying backelbow. Corvik goes down and Belton goes for the cover....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!.....No way.....No way that Corvik is gonna be the first one to get eliminated here.
JP: Hey Dangerism can beat anything.
DT: On the outside we see that Jackson dragged Gold over to ringside. He now whips Joey and Gold goes backfirst into the security guardrail. Jackson charges in on him and he cotheslines Gold over the guardrail into the crowd!!!...Wow!!!....Jackson climbs on top off the guardrail and he then leaps off.....and he does a legdrop off the guardrail onto Gold!! Oh boy!! How much more can Gold take here!!!......Lately the EWCL isn't a good place for the Gold family. First we had all those assaults to Joey and especially Rylee Gold.
ND: Oh yes I remember that. Especially what Belton did to Rylee Gold. Remember that reverse Pedigree on her by Belton...Now that was a great move!!!
DT: Uhuh...but anyway.....then we had Aaron Gold retire after he lost to Scott Monroe in a hell in a cell match at Dangerous Minds and now we have Joey Gold in big trouble. Jackson now picks him up from the concrete and he throws him over the guardrail back to ringside. Jackson makes it back to ringside aswell and he goes over to Gold and throws him into a steel ringsteps. Gold went in backfirst and Jackson then comes stormin in........but ooooooh.....Gold counters with a drop toe hold and Jackson goes face first into the steel ringsteps!!...Wow!! Facefirst!!!......Joey Gold takes his time now to recover, but after a couple of seconds he picks up Jackson and ......he lifts him up.....and HE PILEDRIVES JACKSON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
JP: Gold makes it back up again and he then picks Jackson up. The two stand on the outside, while we see in the ring that Belton takes Corvik and he irish whips him, but Corvik reverses the whip and he sends Belton into the ropes. Belton comes off and ......CORVIK CATCHES BELTON INTO A FLAPJACK AND HE THROWS BELTON OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO GOLD AND JACKSON!!! BELTON LANDED ON BOTH JACKSON AND GOLD!!!....AND ALL THREE MEN ARE LAYED OUT ON THE OUTSIDE NOW!!!....Great work by Sean Corvik there!!! He took out three flies at once!! Jackson, Belton and Gold are trying to get back on their feet again now. All three make it back up, but we see that Corvik climbed onto the toprope now. He face the ring ....AND CORVIK WITH A MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS ON HIS THREE OPPONENTS!!!
ND: Good God!!!.....And now all four men are out on the concrete floor!!!....Unbelievable!!!.....Who's gonna be the first one to get up here??......It's Corvik!!!....Corvik gets back up and he grabs Joey Gold and he rolls him into the ring. Corvik slides back into the ring again now. He picks up Gold and sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Corvik goes for his Insanity's Embrace!!....But Gold blocks it and grabs the leg,....but ENZIGURI BY CORVIK!!!.....He hits Gold in the head and he goes down.......Corvik for the cover....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!.....That was a close call there......
DT: Corvik now picks Gold up from the mat......but KNOCKIN' DA FILLINGS BY JOEY GOLD!!...A jawbreaker into a roundhouse kick!!! Patented move by Joey Gold!!!.....He caught Corvik off guard there.....but now Corvik is out on the mat.....And Joey Gold goes over to the corner. Gold climbs to the toprope and he signals for his GOLD STAR!!! He's gonna do his Shooting Star Press to finish Corvik off here!!!...If he delivers it then its definately over for Corvik......Gold stands on the topturnbuckle now.......BUT IT IS STEPHEN JACKSON WHO CLIMBED ONTO THE APRON!!!...AND HE CLIMBS ONTO THE TOPTURNBUCKLE ASWELL!!!.....GOLD TURNS TOWARDS HIM NOW!!! GOLD WITH A RIGHT HAND, BUT JACKSON BLOCKS IT AND HE RAKES THE EYE!!!...GOLD IS BLIND FOR A MOMENT AND JACKSON GRABS HIM IN THE RIGHT POSITION ....AND....LANDFALL!!!..
JP: Oh God!!! Joey Gold is knocked out after that piledriver off the toprope by Jackson!!!...Jackson goes for the cover now....
ONE
TWO
THREE!!.....And Joey Gold has been eliminated by Stephen Jackson!!!......Gold is out and Jackson, Corvik and Belton are the three wrestlers that stay in this match. Jackson gets back to his feet now after that pin, but he is unaware of Belton who comes up behind him....and Belton rolls him up.....
ONE
TWO
THR.....KICKOUT!!!.....but a late kickout by Jackson!! He was almost eliminated aswell there......You have to stay focussed in matches like this.
ND: Belton now picks Jackson up and he sends him into the ropes. Jackson comes off and Belton grabs him, turns him around and waistlocks Jackson. But Jackson with an elbow to Beltons head and he reverses the waistlock. Jackson now got Belton in a waistlock. But at that moment Sean Corvik gets back in the game again. He comes in and .....HE GOES FOR AN INSANITY'S EMBRACE ON BELTON!!!.......BUT BELTON SEES IT COMING AND HE DUCKS IN THE LAST MOMENT ....AND....CORVIK WITH THE INSANITY'S EMBRACE ON JACKSON WHO WAS HOLDING BELTON!!!.....He hit Jackson hard in the face and he is out!!!.....And Belton with a quick lowblow on Corvik!! ..OOOOOOH!!!.... And Belton going for the cover on Jackson. He hooks the leg........
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
DT: Belton eliminated Corvik!!!....And he now takes Corvik and sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and he ducks the arm, he comes off the ropes again and he takes Belton to the mat with a flying forearm. Belton goes down hard and Corvik lifts him up again and while Belton is trying to stay on his feet, Corvik goes to climb the corner. Corvik to the top and he leaps off for ...DEVOLUTION!!...Toprope summersault into a DDT!!....And Belton is layed out now.......Corvik going for the cover.........
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!!....
JP: But yet another kickout by Belton.
DT: Corvik then picks Belton up and ....HE HOOKS IN THE DARKEST HOUR!!!....He got it hooked in right now and he is taking the life out of Belton!!...The referee comes in to check on Belton. He raises his arm for the first time....and it falls down again......He raises it for a second time.....and it falls down again.......He raises the arm for the third time....AND IT FALLS DOWN AGAIN!!!........
DING DING DING
ND: It's over!! Sean Corvik has won this Group A elimination match!!!
DT: What a match to start off again after the summer break.
(Commercials).
DT: We are back after those commercials. Didn't you also miss those commercials....I know I didn't.
ND: Yeah I especially like that other one with that Arby's mitten "Where's my nose!?!?!?!?"......Man thats funny.<> DT: Uhuh..
JP: Right now we have Johnahthan Cable and he is gonna take on Curtis Wilkes. Wilkes was in the EWCL before a while ago. Back then he was in here under the name Sickboy and only lasted a few weeks. Now he has returned and he looks better than ever. But can he beat Johnathan Cable on his comeback. Cable is a monster, a big challenge for anyone.
DT: Plus that Cable is on a winning streak and probly confident after he won that fourway match at Dangerous Minds. That victory also gave him the right to pick any titleshot that he wants to. Later tonight he will announce which title shot he wants. Thats gonna be intresting.
JP: Well, we all know that he's gonna chose to fight Nick Dangerous for the Universal Title.
DT: You don't know that.
JP: Dangerism tells me that he is gonna make that decision.
DT: Still, you never know.
(The stage lights up with green spotlights as the arena goes dark. The first rifs of Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden echo off of the arena walls as the fans go wild, and a curtain of green sparks shower the entrance as a man makes his way onto the metal grating stage. There, under the green spotlights on stage, is the scarred Johnathan Cable. His fingers on his hand are taped together, and a small metal splint covers his pinky and ring finger. He wears his plain black jeans and his skin gleams from moisture on his bare chest. Green fireballs blast from the stage grating, and Jessica makes her way out behind the Beast, and then to his side. The firebombs explode again, and then Jessica and Johnathan Cable make their way to ringside. They reach the ring and Jessica looks how Cable enters the ring).
(One by Metallica begins to blare over the PA system and Curtis Wilkes appears from behind the curtains. The 25 year old from New Jersey makes his way to the ring. He reaches it and uses the ringsteps to enter).
DING DING DING
DT: We are on as Cable and Wilkes begin to circle eachother. After about 5 seconds they lock up and it is Cable who gets the first advantage as he lifts Wilkes up and throws him to the mat. He lets go off Wilkes and the two have a staredown in the center of the ring. They tie up for a second time and this time Cable gets his opponent in a waistlock. But Wilkes with an elbow and he reverses the waistlock. He wants to lift Cable up for a German suplex, but Cable blocks it and he reverses the waistlock again and he then lifts Wilkes up into a backsuplex!!!.....Wilkes however gets quickly back to his feet again......He storms in on Cable, but ooooh Cable counters with a clothesline.....and it almost takes Wilkes his head off!!! Holy!!!.....And Cable going for the first cover of this match....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!
JP: But Wilkes is able to kick out of it there. That wouldn't have been a good start for him here in the EWCL. Cable brings Wilkes to his feet again now and he irish whips him. Wilkes goes into the ropes and Cable goes to back bodydrop him.....but Wilkes reads the move and he counters with a spinning neckbreaker on Cable!!!.....Wilkes picks Cable up by the head and he then delivers a roundhouse kick that sends Cable backwards and into the ropes.......Cable holds on to the ropes and Wilkes charges in on him ......but Cable counters and he backdrops Wilkes over the toprope!!!.......But Wilkes lands with his feet on the apron.......AND HE JUMPS OFF THE APRON, USES THE TOPROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND DELIVERS A FLYING BULLDOG ON CABLE!!!.....Good God!!!......Cable's face got planted into the mat!!
ND: That was a good move by Wilkes there. Wilkes back on his feet again and he bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop to the back of Cable's head. That will do it!!.....Wilkes turns Cable on his back and he hands out a series of shots to the head. He then lifts Cable up and uppercuts him....Cable is staggering right now....Thats something we haven't seen often.......Cable is staggering and Wilkes shoots himself into the ropes again....He comes off for a flying forearm......BUT OOOOOH CABLE CATCHES WILKES AND TURNS IT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!...That was a convincing one!! Real impressive by The Beast!! But both men are now layed out on the mat!!!
DT: Who's gonna be the first one to get up again....It's Cable!!......Cable makes it back to his feet again now. He takes Wilkes and he irish whips him into a corner. Wilkes goes in backfirst and Cable doesn't hesitate and he charges into the corner........But Wilkes moves out of the way in the last moment and Cable goes chestfirst into the corner!!!.....Wilkes comes back in and he turns Cable around and he begins to hand out some punches...He then starts to kick Cable into the midsection until Cable falls down to the mat in a seated position......Wilkes then takes a couple of steps back.....runs in on Cable .....and.....BRONCO BUSTER!!!.....Oooh nooo!!
ND: Now I wouldn't mind if Jessica would do that to me, but not Wilkes...Oh my God!! ....Oh just imagine Jessica doing that, with he short skirt and getting rubbed in your face with her ....
(slap-ouch)
DT: NEIL!!! Shut up!!!
JP: Wilkes grabs Cable and drags him out of the corner now. He takes Cable and executes a reverse DDT!!! Cable is layed out now and Wilkes points to Jessica for a moment. He then points to the toprope. The crowd doesn't know what he is gonna do now. Wilkes goes to the corner and he climbs to the top. He stands on the toprope and .........WILKES FOR A 450 SPLASH!!!....BUT CABLE RAISES HIS KNEES UP AND WILKES LANDS RIGHT ON THEM!!!.....Ooooh man!!!....thats painful.........Wilkes in severe pain now and Cable dragging himself over to the ropes and grabbing them to get to his feet again. Cable makes it up and he sees that Wilkes also is back up.....And Cable runs in on him and....lariats him to the mat!!!.....Another hard shot to the head of Wilkes!!!......And Cable for the cover....
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!!
DT: But Wilkes kicks out for a second time there. Cable shakes his head and he picks Wilkes up and throws him into the ropes. Wilkes comes off, but he slides through Cable's legs, gets up behind him and ....Superkicks Cable to the mat!!!.....Cable goes down, but also Wilkes went down again.......After about 5 seconds Wilkes is able to go for the cover....
ONE
TWO
TH.....KICKOUT!!......But Cable can kick out of that one...Wilkes wasted too much time there!!.....Wilkes crawls back up now. He brings Cable to his feet and after some shots to the head, he sends him into the ropes.
ND: Cable comes off and Wilkes grabs him in a sleeperhold......Wilkes trying to put the beast to sleep here.....but Cable moves backwards in the direction of a corner and ...he ramms Wilkes backfirst into the corner......and Wilkes lets go off the sleeperhold right away. Cable then turns around and he hands out a couple of shots to the head of Wilkes. Wilkes goes back into the corner and Cable comes in with a couple of shoulderblocks. Cable then drags Wilkes out and he lifts him up and bodyslams him to the mat. Cable lifts his opponent up from the mat again.
JP: Cable grabs Wilkes and he irish whips him, but Wilkes reverses the whip and sends Cable into the ropes. But Cable holds on to the ropes!!......Wilkes sees this and he comes in and goes for a basement dropkick to Cable's left knee!!!.....BUT OOOOH CABLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND HE GOES BETWEEN THE BOTTOM AND SECOND ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND .....OOOH GOD!!...HE HITS JESSICA WITH THAT DROPKICK!!! AND JESSICA IS LAYED OUT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR RIGHT NOW!!!
ND: Oooooh I can see Jessica's panties!!!
(slap-ouch).
DT: Wilkes climbs back to his feet again now. He looks at Jessica for a moment and well doesn't really know what to do. He then sees that Cable climbed on the apron. Cable wants to get off to check on Jessica.....BUT WILKES GRABS CABLE OFF THE APRON....HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS ......AND DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.....HOLY SHIT!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!..And Cable is knocked out cold here. Wilkes picks him up and he rolls Cable back into the ring again. Wilkes then goes to the corner again.....He climbs to the top.....and SHORT HILLS JAM!!....Thats his 450 splash again!!.....And this time he hits it!!....Wilkes for the cover.....
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
JP: And Curtis Wilkes wins it!! What an upset here!!!
(Commercials).
ND: Next up, we have group B of the elimination series for the EWCL title number one contendership. Lets get this one going.
(Prodigal son by Kid Rock plays loud over the speakers and out comes G-Flem. The crowd goes wild immediately as G-Flem starts to make hisway down the aisle to ringside. He reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter).
(Ruiner by Nine Inch Nails starts to blare over the PA system and Victor Emmit comes walking out from the back. The crowd begins to boo him right from the start. Victor Emmit waves it away and makes his way down the aisle to the ring. He reaches it and slides in and stares at G-Flem).
(Hurt by Nine Inch Nails plays and MacBeth comes out from behind the curtains. He stands still on the ramp for a moment and he then starts to make his way down the aisle to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(The arena falls into darkness...
An industrial beat begins to blare over the P.A. system as a crucifix engulfed in flames erupts onto the Cazzotron. As the symbol begins to rotate, a voice begins to whisper..
"We have spiraled beyond the limits well known, now we walk the road alone. Prepare for loss and accept my war, prepare for the truth as the prophet foretold..."
The voice is suddenly cut out by the growling sound of Trent Reznor, as he moves through the words, his voice reaches an agony filled scream.
"YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES! IF THERE IS A HELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE!"
Taxicab Messiah by the Kidney Thieves continues is course as Free, the lead vocalist, begins to screech out the lyrics..
My God loved the whore's and babies
My God never noticed a sin
My God grew and killed daisies
My God threw the towel in
Fire erupts from either side of the stage as flashing strobes of purple, red and blue spiral around the arena. The curtains are withdrawn as Sociatys Slave steps through. From top to bottom Monroe wears a pair of black combat boots, black jeans tucked into them. A black shirt with numerous circular rings and straps run over it. His long black and blonde hair is pulled back into numerous braids as he stares out over the arena from behind a pair of silver and black shades. Leaning down to the left, Monroe rises quickly, spinning his upper body and extending his arms in the gesture of the mock crucifixition. Monroe throws his head back, laughing in manical laughter for a moment before looking back down to the ring. Lower his arms, Monroe then makes his way down to the ring. Rolling beneath the bottom rope, Monroe kneels in the far corner and stares at his opponent before extending his arms once again in the mock crucifixition).
DING DING DING
DT: All four men stood in a separate corner here. They are staring at each other cautiously. Finally, they run towards each other and pair off, Monroe with G-Flem, and Emmit with Macbeth. All four men are throwing rights and lefts here trying to gain the upper hand. Emmit is backed into the ropes, and Macbeth rears back, and clotheslines Emmit over the rope, with him going too.
ND: The action is all over the place here and we ain't even seen a minute of action yet!! Monroe backing G-Flem into the corner, unloading with chops, and right hands, trying to take the big man down. He's got him rocked here, but Flem isn't going anywhere. On the outside, Emmit is fighting with Macbeth still. Emmit goes for a right hand, but Macbeth ducks, and GERMANS EMMIT ONTO THE STEPS!! Thats gotta have taken it all out of Emmit now. Macbeth back into the ring. He runs over to the corner, where Monroe now has G-Flem down, and is kicking him in the corner. Macbeth joins in.
JP: Smart move here by the two former Family men. Hammering G-Flem down here. They grab a leg each, and drag Flem to the centre of the ring, and start to kick him while he's down. They're disecting the big man here. The two bring him to his feet, and throw him to the ropes. Flem comes off and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! He takes them both down, and buys himself a little time here. He picks Macbeth up, And GARGANTUAN DRIVER!! Macbeth is down already. Emmit has the referee distracted here, the guys looks injured. G-Flem for the cover, but no referee. Flem stands up and OOH, LOW BLOW!!! Monroe low blows G-Flem.
ND: And he turns Flem around now, and DEICIDE!!! THERE IT IS!!! This has to be over for Flem now. The referee gets back in the ring. Monroe for the cover.
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DT: G-Flem eliminated early on in the proceedings here. Emmit is crawling back into the ring, and he crawls to the still fallen Macbeth, while Monroe stands there and watches. Emmit for the cover
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Kickout.
JP: Macbeth just escaped there. The hand was on the way down. Emmit slowwly to his feet, along with Macbeth. Macbeth runs towards Emmit, but Emmit sidesteps, and send him to the outside. And now Monroe charages in, and takes Emmit to the corner, punching and kicking him down into it.
ND: Oh no, look who's here.
JP: More Dangerism, thats nothing to mourn about.
(Nick walks down the ramp armed with a hockey stick being followed by Belton still in the Glory outfit. They just walk into ringside as the match continues on. But sooner than later, Coby Belton goes on the apron, as Nick readies to run in the ring armed with a hockey stick, all the while Scott Monroe is choking Victor Emmit in the corner, the referee's back is turned, which is when Nick makes a dash into the ring, only to quickly slide back out as the Ref shoves Belton away and puts his eyes on the match again. Nick signals Belton to try again, but Belton takes time to think what Nick was implying through his hand gestures, but he soon catches on and grabs the referee by his shirt and yells at him, which gets the attention of Monroe, while Nick is in the ring running towards Monroe with a hockey stick, but Monroe ducks, and Victor gets nailed in the head with a hockey stick. Nick freaks out and runs out of the ring, as Belton spedily follows.)
ND: Nick and Belton just screwed up HARD. Monroe gets the pin!
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ND: Victor is eliminated thanks to his own ally! What a loss for Dangerism!
DT: So, Emmit gone now, and Macbeth gets back in. Monroe to his feet off the cover and he charges Macbeth. Macbeth with a kick to the gut of Monroe and he sets him up!! Surely not!! DEICIDE!!!! DEICIDE ON MONROE!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!! HE'S COVERING HIM NOW!!
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Kickout.
JP: My god that was close. Monroe just about got up there. Both men to their feet, fatigue setting in, both of them have taken some big hits in this match tonight. Macbeth charges in now, but Monroe sidesteps, and Macbeth hits the turnbuckle chest first. He bouces back off of the turnbuckle, and Monroe spins him around. Kick to the gut and DEICIDE!!! THATS THE SECOND TIME IN THE MATCH!! FOR THE COVER GOES MONROE!!
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DT: We have a winner.
(Commercials).
(We return from the commercials and the scene begins backstage in the parking area. Stephen Jackson walks around, talking on a cell phone to a friend. He remains alone in a partially darkened area, the sound of a car moving is in the background).
Stephen: So, what have you been up to?
(pause)
Stephen: Oh, that's good.
(pause)
Stephen: What do you mean that I sound different? Well, there's nothing wrong with....
(All of a sudden, from out of the camera view, Stephen bounces off the front end of a speeding car. Stephen falls over on the driver's side of the green car, as the car speeds off. The cameraman fell down trying to avoid the car as well. The cameraman puts the camera on a nearby box, then runs over to help Stephen. Louisa de la Rosa walks over, then rushes back into the locker rooms trying to find some help. Stephen is awake, but is told by the cameraman not to move).
DT: HOLY JEEZUS!!! STEPHEN JACKSON JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR!!! WE NEED A DOCTOR THERE!!!
ND: Now thats what I call a succesful hit and run.
(slap-ouch).
DT: This is serious Neil!! Jackson needs help quickly.
JP: I wonder if this has anything to do with it, that Jackson was so worried looking before his match earlier on tonight. I really wonder if that had anything to do with it.
DT: I don't know John, but you might be on to something there.
JP: Well the paramedics are on the scene now and for us it is time to go find out which titleshot Johnathan Cable wants.
ND: Well in my opinion he doesn't deserve one, since he lost tonight to Curtis Wilkes.
DT: Thats your opinion Neil.
ND: Ofcourse its my opinion!!
(Number of the beast by Iron Maiden begins to play and it is time for Johnathan Cable to make his appearance. The crowd and the commentators are expecting him. But its still awfully empty on the ramp. Nobody is coming out).
DT: Where is Cable? Why isn't he coming out to announce his decision?
(His music plays again, but still noone comes out).
ND: This is weird.
JP: Guys! I hear that Bill Carty is standing backstage near Johnathan Cable's lockerroom. Lets go to him....
(We go backstage and see Bill Carty standing next to a closed lockerroom. The tag on the door says "Johnathan Cable").
Bill Carty: Good evening, I am Bill Carty and I am standing next to Johnahtan Cable's lockkerroom. Everyone has been waiting for his announcement. Everyone wants to know which titleshot he wants. Is it Monroe for the Prime Time Title, Corvik for the Extreme Title or Nick Dangerous for either the EWCL or the Universal Title. What is it gonna be?? But Cable never showed up in the ring and thats why I am standing here. In a few seconds I am gonna open this door and ask Cable whats going on.
(Billy Carty takes the doorknob and opens the door. He enters it and we see Johnathan Cable quickly packing his bag, quicly putting his belongings in there).
Bill Carty: Johnathan Cable, you have any words for us about who you want to face. Which titleshot you want?
(Cable closes his bag and throws it over his shoulder and starts to walk out).
Bill Carty: Cable, any words?
(Cable looks at the camera for a second).
Cable: No time.
(And Cable storms out of the lockerroom without saying anything else).
Bill Carty: Hmmm, well.....there you have it folks. Cable has no time......well back to you guys.
(We go back to the commentators at ringside).
DT: This is weird. Usually Cable is always determined and focussed. Whats going on?
JP: Well I don't want to accuse anyone, but doesn't it seem a bit weird that first Jackson gets run over and a little bit later Cable eagerly wants to leave the building. I'm not saying anything, but...
ND: JOHNATHAN CABLE DROVE OVER STEPHEN JACKSON!!
(slap-ouch).
DT: Don't assume that right away guys. There's no proof at all here!! There could be a good explanation for this all.
ND and JP: Uhuh...right...
(commercials).
DT: Ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the final match of the night. Nick Dangerous.....
JP: That would be "The" Nick Dangerous....
DT: Right. "The" Nick Dangerous will be defending his Universal title tonight against the young up and coming rookie, Damien. His EWCL Title is safe for now, but as we have already seen, Corvik and Monroe have fought there way to a number one contenders match for that very title in the near future.
JP: Thats right Dean, the winner of that match gets to move on and lose to Nick.
ND: Enough about Dangerous and Monroe and Corvik right now, lets focus on this match.
DT: Words of wisdom from Neil Down there, never thought I'd see the day. On witrh the match.
(Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the PA system, and Damien walks out, saluting the fans, who respond with a mixture of cheers and boo's, as he walks to the ring. He slides in, and raises his arms, before turning and looking at the ramp.)
(Fire in The Head by The Tea Party hits, and "The" Nick Dangerous comes through the curtains. HE wears his Universal title around his waist, and holds his EWCL title on his shoulder. The fans show their hate of Dangerous, who ignores it, and slides in the ring)
DING DING DING
DT: We're underway here folks. Dangerous and Damien circle each other for a few seconds. They move towards each other, and tie up. Collar and elbow tie up in the centre here, and Nick shoves Damien to the mat. Damien straight back up, and they tie up again. And again Dangerous shoves Damien down hard to the canvas.
JP: He's making this look to easy here. Damien is staring at Nick now, while Nick is taunting the fans. He's turned to look at the fans here, and DAMIEN FROM BEHIND! Dangerous is down now, and Damien has dragged him too the corner. Damien unloading with a flurry of chops to the chest here. Nick on the move here, he's whipped to the opposite turnbuckle. He hits, and Damien runs in quickly, and crushes Nick with a hard clothesline. Nick groogy here now, and a schoolboy by Damien, first cobver of the match
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Kickout.
ND: Nick isn't going down that easily, but a nice try by the kid there. Damien pulls Nick to his feet, and hooks him for a suplex. He gets Nick up and over, and brings him down hard with that ssuplex. He's holding on, and Damien hits another. Two suplexes here, taking all the air out of Dangerous' Lungs. Damien still holding on and he drives Nick again. He lets go and goes for another cover.
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DT: Late kickout there. Damien nearly had the title. He brings Nick up again now, and sends him to the ropes. Nick bounces off, and Damien goes for a hurracanrana, but NICK COUNTERS INTO A SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!! What a move by Dangerous there. Both men are out on the mat. Nick needs to use this to get some air back into his lungs here, he's took some big moves already here.
ND: Dangerous moving slightly now, and is doing exactly what you said Dean, he's sucking air in as quickly as he can here. Nick moves to Damien, and nails him with some stiff boots to the head. The momentum switching here to Nick now, as he sends Damien to the corner. He hits the buckle hard, and bounces out straight into a powerslam by Nick. For the cover now.
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Kickout.
JP: Close there, but not quite. I knew Nick would have the upper hand sooner or later. He brings Damien back to his feet, and Damien shoves Nick backwards in desperation, and OOOH!!! NICK STRAIGHT INTO THE REFEREE HERE!!!!! Damien runs in, but a kick to the gut by Nick, and DANGER DRIVER!!! Nick hits his Danger Driver!!! Its over!! Yes!!
DT: Theres no referee Pilchard. Nicks got the cover, but the ref is down in the corner, and now Nick see's it. He turns to look at the referee, his back to the ramp now. Dangerous walks to the referee......
JP: LOOK AT THE RAMP!!! ITS VICTOR EMMIT WITH A HOCKEY STICK IN HAND!!!
DT: This can't be good for Damien here. Emmit in the ring now, as Damien gets up, he backs towards Dangerous, who's still shaking the referee. Damien gets up, and Emmit swings the stick. Damien sees it and GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! EMMIT JUST BROKE THE STIC IN HALF ON NICK'S HEAD!!!!HE SWUNG FOR DAMIEN, BUT HE DUCKED, AND NICK IS BY GOD OUT OF IT HERE!!!
ND: Damien kicks Emmit in the stomach, and nails Emmit with half of the stick, taking Emmit down to the mat. Damien to the top here, and PAGAN STAR PRESS!! Emmit just got the air driven out of him. He rolls to the outside clutching his stomach. As he does, Damien stands slowly up....
JP: Wait, theres someone coming through the crowd here, he's got a hood on, and is dressed in black. He grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Damien gets up and MY GOD WHAT A SHOT!!! WHOEVER THAT IS JUST KNOCKED DAMIEN THE HELL OUT!! The guy rolls out of the ring now, and Nicks is crawling towards Damien. The refreee is moving slightly, and see's Nick crawling. Nick drapes an arm across Damien. the referee counts.
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DING DING DING
DT: Dammit. Damien had this won until that guy nailed him. Bastard!!!
JP: Speaking of which, here he comes now.
(The guy walks back down to the ring. The guy is stood over Damien . HE reaches to hsi head, and pulls the hood down)
ND: JAY MASTERS!!!! IT WAS MASTERS THAT NAILED DAMIEN!!!
DT: Damn, this has to be payback for Damien powertbombing Masters off the stage all those weeks ago. You son of a bitch, you cost the kid the most important match of his life.
(In the ring, Masters grabs his chair again, and stalks Damien, before nailing him again)
DT: This is damn wrong.
(As Masters leaves the ring we see that Dangerous turns around and makes his way back to the ring again).
JP: Anyway, to conclude I can say that we can all rest easy knowing something went right for Dangerism tonight, Nick retains his Universal title meaning Dangerism is still on top, whether you like it or not.
ND: I don't like it.
JP: But that doesn't matter, which is why it's so great.
ND: Why does he have to rub it in, Nick doesn't seem finished with poor Damien.
DT: Nick Dangerous picks up Damien's beaten self, and sets him up for a Danger Driver! And it connects!
ND: Dangerous is just standing there now, probably thinking of how to further the pain Damien is in, and just to prove me right, looks like Damien is getting a Reality Check!
JP: There's nothing wrong with rubbing it in, Nick is doing a good job setting Damien into this painful submission hold. Look at Damien screaming in pain! That just signifies a job well done!......Hey wait a second, who the hell is that?
(Through the crowd a man in a mask dives over the guard rail, runs into the ring and clotheslines Dangerous, knocking him to the mat.)
DT: I THINK THAT'S SEAN CAMPBELL'S FRIEND DRONE! COULD HE BE SIGNED TO THE EWCL!?
ND: Kick his ass Drone! Kick his ass!
JP: You say that like it's possible!
DT: Drone seems to have things going his way here, kicking Nick on the ground as Nick can do nothing but roll around the ring trying to dodge his feet. Nick is finally paying for what he did to Sean Campbell at Dangerous Minds! Nick is trying to roll out of the ring but Drone grabs him by the tights, and picks him up to his feet. He irish whips Nick Dangerous, but Nick reverses, Drone reverses the reverse whip! OHHHH! Drone sent Nick FLYING into the turnbuckle chest first. Out of breath, Nick falls on his back and rolls out of the ring. He quickly takes his belts and backs away up the ramp weezing after the irish whip. Drone is officially in the EWCL! Things are going to heat up next week!
(END SHOW)