RESULTS

Insurgence

Date: 16th November 2003
Place: Oakland, California
Arena: New Arena


A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters…

EWCL

White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Im gonna fight em off
A seven nation army couldnt hold me back
Theyre gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
And Im talking to myself at night
Because I cant forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette
And the message coming from my eyes
Says leave it alone
Dont want to hear about it
Every single ones got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell
And if I catch it coming back my way
Im gonna serve it to you
And that aint what you want to hear,
But thats what Ill do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says find a home
Im going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
Im gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And Im bleeding, and Im bleeding, and Im bleeding
Right before the lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me and I will think
No more
And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me go back home

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

….Danger Driver.........DEICIDE.....Darkest Hour .........Outcast ...........Gold Rush...... ... Point of Impact....…Landfall...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Logan Darkholme...........Nick Dangerous ...........Scott Monroe .......Drone............Sean Corvik..........Jesus Van Dangerous..........Stephen Jackson...... .

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…


(The show starts and the CazzoTron shows some of last weeks action).

JP: Logan picks Masters up from the concrete floor. He grabs Jay by the arm and irish whips him straight into the steel ringpost!!.....Masters goes in headfirst and falls down to the floor. Darkholme quickly moves in and he grabs Masters by the head and starts to ramm his head into the steel ringsteps!!!.......BAMMM......BAMMMMM........BAMMMMMM.......BAMMMMMMM..........BAMMMMMMMM......BAMMMMMMM......He's not stopping it at all....BAMMM......BAMMMMM........BAMMMMMM.......BAMMMMMMM.....Good gracious God!!!.....And I think Masters is bleeding....I think he is busted open from those shots into the steel ringsteps!!.....But the referee is still inside the ring and he can't see it, since Masters is layed out onto the concrete floor.

DT: All Darkholme has to do right now is rolls Masters into the ring and this match is over. He grabs Masters.......but HEY LOOK!!....Thats Racheal Everhart!!...What's she doing here??........She comes out from the crowd and she stands eye to eye with Darkhome right now. He sees her and he lets go off Masters. Darkhome goes after Rachael........He gets in her face.....BUT OOOOOOOOOOOOH......SHE BLOWS A FIREBALL INTO HIS FACE!!!........I CAN"T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!.......Racheal Everhart just blew a fireball into Logans face!!

ND: Now thats what I call some blowjob.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Darkholme fell down to the concrete floor and we see that Jay Masters crawls over to Darkholme. The referee still hasn't seen that he is bleeding. Masters wipes some of the blood out of his face and he rubs his bloody hand over Darkholme's face!!!...Now Masters his blood is on Darkholme's face!!!.......And Masters now takes out a towel from under the ring. He takes the towel and he wipes all of the blood out of his own face. Masters then picks Darkholme up and rolls him into the ring. The referee sees the blood on Logan's face .....and......

DING DING DING

JP: IT'S OVER!!! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!...THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!.....JAY MASTERS IS THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!.....WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN!!!!!

DT: But Darkholme got robbed!! He got robbed!!.....First Racheal with that fireball in his face and secondly its not even his own blood in his face!!! Its not even his own blood, dammit!!!

(The CazzoTron fades out).

Dean Thornton: Ladies and gentlemen as you may remember we have a new Universal Champion. Jay Masters is the new champion. Last week brought us the the biggest upset of the last weeks. But since Logan Darkholme was robbed, he gets a chance tonight to win the title back. Tonight on our last ever Insurgence!!

Neil Down: You have to admit it was a smart move from Masters to rub his own blood on Darkholme.

DT: How come you are all of a sudden protecting Masters?

ND: Well, he did give the order to rebuilt my house. So there has to be something good about him. Plus, hey he saved the country Triple X style.

John Pilchard: Guys, guys. I think you are missing the point here. The big picture of it all.

DT: Which is?

JP: Me, getting initiated in Dangerism tonight!!! Highlight of the evening.

ND: ...hmmmm....yeah, I hope they do that during the commercial break.

DT: Ok, enough. As stated we will see Jay Masters taking on Logan Darkholme in a Last Man Standing match. The Universal Title on the line. Thats gonna be something. But thats not all. We have 2 more title matches for you. First Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton will defend their tagtitles against Damien and Dante. And we also have an Extreme Challenge for Scott Monroe.

ND: What the hell is an Extreme Challenge?

DT: I don't have a clue, Neil.

ND: Oh, so they never even informed you about what that match is about?

DT: No, not even me. ......And furthermore we have Drone taking on Stephen Jackson. That also promises to be some match. Alot of friction between them two over the last couple of weeks. Tonight they can settle it inside the ring. But before we go to our first match, I hear that we are going backstage for a moment.


(The scene begins with Cazzo in his office talking fast on a phone. Nick then storms in and takes the phone from Cazzo's hand.)

Cazzo: Hey I need that!

Nick: Cazzo can't come to the phone right now.

(Nick hangs the phone up on Cazzo.)

Cazzo: I was talking important business with John Lugo thank you very much.

Nick: Well John can frigging wait, we need to talk business.

Cazzo: Then since you so rudely interupted me, do share what's on your mind.

Nick: My match next Sunday.

Cazzo: Ring of Brutality?

Nick: Yeah, it's not happening.

Cazzo: What?

Nick: Yeah, sorry, but it's not happening. It's too improbable, there's no way that I'm wrestling under a burning ring, if fire did so much as touched me I would straight be ready to sue SOMEONE.

Cazzo: That's an important match.

Nick: What's so special about it?

Cazzo: It's an audience grabber, people want to see a bloodfest somewhere on the card.

Nick: Oh screw that, I wanted to change that match today to a normal singles match for next week.

Cazzo: No can do man.

Nick: What the crap not!?

Cazzo: I need something more exciting.

Nick: I make singles matches exciting.

Cazzo: Well we need something more appealing to the violent types that watch.

Nick: O that's just a bunch of-

Cazzo: If you can think of anything.

Nick: Something like what? No singles normal style match makes me a little out of ideas.

Cazzo: Something violent, you guys need it, vent out frustrations before the merge.

Nick: Yeah, I guess I could think of something, you better be watching Cazzo because after Drone's match I'm announcing MY stipulation.

Cazzo: Yeah I'll try.

Nick: You BETTER see it.

Cazzo: I'll watch for it.

Nick: Good.

(Nick walks away, before he stops to think about something.

Nick: Wait...

Cazzo: What.

Nick: Talking to John Lugo about what?

Cazzo: The merge.

Nick: What merge!?

Cazzo: After Final Chapter EWCL merges with the IWF.

Nick: ....That's a joke right.

Cazzo: Now's not a time for jokes.

Nick: Whaaaaat!?

Cazzo: I know you're not too big a fan of the idea, but I'm sure you'll get used to it.

Nick: ....Whaaaat!?

Cazzo: It might not even last that long?

Nick: ...Excuse me, just watch Insurgence for now...

Cazzo: Trust me, I will. Just watch me.

(Scene fades out).

JP: Yes, Nick Dangerous is in the house!!

ND: Ofcourse he is in the house. Where else would he be? He has to wrestle tonight you know.

JP: You won't get me mad today Neil. I'm a Dangerist, baby!

ND: ......

DT: Now, lets get this show started for real. Lets have our first match of the evening.


(At that moment "Damned if I do" by Life of Agony begins to blare over the PA system. A few moments later Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears on the top of the ramp. The crowd goes wild as Prez Cazzo makes his way to ringside. He shakes hands with some of the fans on his way. He finally reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring. He calls for a mic and Jay Blue hands one over to him).

Cazzo: Evening Oakland!

(Cheap pop).

Cazzo: So here I am, right here at ringside to watch Insurgence. What happend last week, won't happen again to me. This time I will have my eyes set on everything that goes on in and around the ring. Tonight.......I will sit front row here at ringside to watch Insurgence!!

(The crowd cheers).

ND: Why does the crowd cheer for that anyway?

DT: It's the Prez, Neil.

ND: ...Agh....stop sucking up to him. It's not you will get a job after the merge.

(slap-ouch).

Cazzo: Now, thats not the only reason why I am out here right now. The other reason is to address to Scott Monroe what the Extreme Challenge is all about.

DT: Wow....he's gonna tell us what the Extreme Challenge is!!!!!!!!!

ND: ..Uh....Dean, watch it with those 'explanation points' there.

(slap-ouch).

Cazzo: So Scott Monroe, can you hear me? If so, come out to this ring.

(About 10 seconds later the arena falls into darkness...

An industrial beat begins to blare over the P.A. system as a crucifix engulfed in flames erupts onto the Cazzotron. As the symbol begins to rotate, a voice begins to whisper..

"We have spiraled beyond the limits well known, now we walk the road alone. Prepare for loss and accept my war, prepare for the truth as the prophet foretold..."

The voice is suddenly cut out by the growling sound of Trent Reznor, as he moves through the words, his voice reaches an agony filled scream.

"YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES! IF THERE IS A HELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE!"

Taxicab Messiah by the Kidney Thieves continues is course as Free, the lead vocalist, begins to screech out the lyrics..

My God loved the whore's and babies
My God never noticed a sin
My God grew and killed daisies
My God threw the towel in

Fire erupts from either side of the stage as flashing strobes of purple, red and blue spiral around the arena. The curtains are withdrawn as Sociatys Slave steps through. From top to bottom Monroe wears a pair of black combat boots, black jeans tucked into them. A black shirt with numerous circular rings and straps run over it. His long black and blonde hair is pulled back into numerous braids as he stares out over the arena from behind a pair of silver and black shades. Leaning down to the left, Monroe rises quickly, spinning his upper body and extending his arms in the gesture of the mock crucifixition. Monroe throws his head back, laughing in manical laughter for a moment before looking back down to the ring. Lower his arms, Monroe then makes his way down to the ring. Rolling beneath the bottom rope, Monroe kneels in the far corner and stares at Cazzo before extending his arms once again in the mock crucifixition).

(Monroe gets to his feet and continues to stare at Cazzo).

Monroe: What do you want Eric?

Cazzo: I am here for you, Scott. Didn't you know that. I am here to tell you and everyone in this arena what your Extreme Challenge is all about.

(Monroe smirks and motions to Cazzo to go on).

Cazzo: Actually it's quite simple Scott. For you to become the Extreme Champion, ....you have to pin or make submit............5 members of the EWCL!!......You get that Scott?

(The crowd cheers).

Cazzo: By the end of tonights show, you have to have beaten 5 men. If not, then no title for you and no Grand Slam for you!! You don't have to pin them in the ring though, it can take place everywhere. We have a special referee just for you, who will follow you around all evening. Plus it's a no-dq stipulation so any foreigh object can be used.

(The crowd cheers again).

Cazzo: Any questions?

(Monroe shakes his head and grins).

Cazzo: Your time starts .......now!!

DT: Man, thats what I call an Extreme Challenge!!

(With that Scott Monroe rolls out of the ring and starts to walk out of ringside. Cazzo hands the title back over to Jay Blue, steps out of the ring and takes a seat on the front row).

JP: As long as he is not gonna lay one finger on Nick or Jesus, I am fine with this stip.

DT: So alright. The Extreme Challenge has officially started.

(Monroe runs out and a referee and a camera man follow him out. Moments later they all disappear behind the curtains.)

JP: It looks like Monroe is on a rampage already here. I wouldn't want to be the first one to face him backstage.

DT: I wonder if anyone backstage already found out about this Extreme Challenge. Not sure if everyone has been watching the monitors backstage.

JP: Good question.

(We follow Monroe backstage and we see that Monroe goes in a certain direction).

DT: It looks like Monroe knows excatly where he is going. It appears like he already knows who he is going after right here. Who is he going for? Who does he have in mind?

(Monroe goes around the corner and he then all of a sudden stops).

DT: Why did he stop?

(The camera zooms in on Monroe's face and he grins and stares at a certain direction. The camera pans around and we see Jay Masters standing in front of a vending machine. He puts in some change to get a drink).

ND: Oh boy.

(But before Masters can take the drink out it is Monroe calls out to him).

Monroe: Hey, champion....You have a minute?

DT: Look at the surprise in Masters his face.

(And before Masters can answer the question, Monroe charges in on him).

DT: And Monroe does his tradentional flips, carthwheels......and he ends up right in front of Masters and hits him with a roundhouse kick to the head and Masters goes backfirst into the vending machine. Man.....did you see that!!!.......And Monroe now grabs Masters by his head ....and he ramms him into the glass off the vending machine...........AND THE GLASS BREAKS!!!.....MONROE JUST SMASHED MASTERS THROUGH THE GLASS OF THAT VENDING MACHINE!!....And I tell you, thats pretty thick glass.

JP: The new Universal Champion is bleeding. Monroe pulls him towards him.......kicks him into the midsection........and.....DEICIDE!!!.....THAT'S IT!!......Jay Masters goes down to the concrete floor and.....Monroe goes for the pin attempt.........

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!.....

ND: Thats the first pin for Scott Monroe here tonight. He already got one, all he needs now is four more. Can he do it before the show is over? Question of the day.

(Monroe stares at the fallen Jay Masters before he walks out. He then returns and takes the Coke that Masters paid for out of the vending machine and walks out).

DT: Wow. Impressive. And Masters finds up personally whats it like to be the champion. .....But right now it is time for our first match.


Drone vs. Stephen Jackson

DT: And that first match is the one between Drone and Stephen Jackson. Like I said before there has been friction between these two men for the last couple of weeks. First it was Drone who hit Jackson in the head with a steelchair. Everyone thought Drone was gonna nail Nick, but instead he rammed it into Jacksons head. And then last week Drone was the special referee in a match between Jackson and Nick Dangerous. Both Nick and Jackson were at Drone's throat most of the match. Both bending the rules. However Drone tried to be objective there.....but in the end it was Nick who won that match. Now its Jackson and Drone one on one. Any thought?

JP: I still can't believe that Drone and Sean Campbell isn't the same person.

ND: Yeah, like I can't believe that Superman and Clark Kent ain't the same person.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Stop it you two!!....Now, Drone and Jackson.

((Blackout by DMX plays and Stephen Jackson and Javier Vasquez come out from the back. They make it to ringside and enter the ring)

(New Noise by Refused plays and Drone appears on the ramp. He stands there for a moment before he makes his way down to the ring. He reaches ringside and rolls in).

DING DING DING

DT: The match has started and Drone and Jackson circle eachother for about 6 seconds until they tie up. Drone gets his opponent in a side headlock, but Jackson counters with a knee to the midsection. Drone was not expecting this and Jackson grabs Drone's arm and twists it around his back. Drone tries to move out of it and he reverses it. But Jackson with a reversal of his own. He quickly chops Drone to the chest and irish whips him into the ropes. Drone comes off and Jackson leapfrogs over him......Drone comes off the opposite ropes and he steps over Jackson. But Jackson grabs Drone's leg right after he stepped over him!!! He first hooks in an anklelock, but then quickly changes it into a crossface!! What a start for Jackson here, he already has Drone in a submission move.

ND: But Drone is crawling over to the ropes.......He gets nearer......and gets a hold of them now. The referee makes Jackson break the submission. Jackson lets go, but he immediately stomps Drone to the back off the head. He then quickly pulls Drone to his feet and sends him into the ropes again. Drone comes off and Jackson with a tilt-o-wirl powerslam!!!.....What a move by The Perfect Storm. Drone is layed out and Jackson comes off the ropes and hits an elbow drop onto his opponent. He then hooks the leg and goes for the first cover of this match......

ONE

TWO

KICKOUT!!

JP: Too bad. Drone almost lost there. He hangs in, but you have to admit that Jackson is in the advantage at this moment. He picks up Drone and shoots him into a corner.......Drone goes in, but he places his hands on the ropes and jumps up........Meanwhile Jackson had stormed in, but Drone counters with a reverse headscissors takedown!!!.....Jackson to the mat and Drone lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. Jackson comes off and Drone with a crescent kick to take him to the mat again. Drone real energetic at the moment as he follows that kick up with a standing shooting star press.....And now it is Drone's turn to go for the pin......

ONE

TWO

KICKOUT!!

ND: No, he never got it......Jackson with the kickout. Drone pulls Jackson to his feet and after a couple of shots to the head, he sends him into the ropes. Jackson comes off and Drone hits him with a dropkick. Jackson slowly gets to his feet agian, and Drone then hits the ropes.......but just when he hits the ropes, it is Javier Vasquez who grabs Drone's legs and he trips him up!!!.....Drone goes facefirst down to the mat and Jackson comes in for an elbow drop to the back off the head again. Plus he follows that up with another crossface!!....He has that submission locked in again, but the only difference is that before it was in the beginning of the match and right now we have progressed a while. This will hurt more than before. Drone is struggling.....he's struggling to make it for the ropes.

DT: Drone is trying to drag himself over towards the ropes here. And he even is doing it.......He manages to get closer and closer...........and he can reach the ropes.......BUT VASQUEZ NAILS DRONE IN THE HEAD WITH A PAINTBALL GUN!!!!.........Did the referee see it? ..........I think he did!.........Drone knocked out and the referee now bends over the ropes and he is warning Vasquez. He only gives him a warning?.....Thats unbelievable. Jackson should have been disqualified for that. The referee now turns back towards the wrestlers and checks on Drone. Jackson still has him in that crossface.......Drone is still stunned from that hit to the head. But he is not tapping out here......Thats the pride and honour that this kid has. Never give up.

JP: Pfft.....he would give up if Nick would have had him in a crossface. Its just the fact that Jackson is not applying the hold the way it should be. Nick learned in Japan how to perfectionize moves like this. If Nick has a crossface on you, there is no way that you get out of that one.

ND: Ok, you done?

JP: ....uh...yes I am.

ND: Good.

DT: Jackson now lets go off the crossface. He pulls Drone up and uppercuts him. He then whips him into the corner. Drone goes in backfirst and Jackson charges in and elbows Drone in the corner!!...Ooh nasty shot by Jackson. He now pulls Drone out of the corner and throws him into the opposite one. Once again Drone flies in backfirst......Jackson follows in hot pursuit again....but this time Drone moves out of the way in time and Jackson hits the turnbuckles hard. Drone grabs Jackson from behind, lifts him up and executes a backdrop suplex!!....Nice way by Drone to get back in this match again. I thought things would be over after Vasquez hit him with that gun. But both Drone and Jackson are layed out right now. Jackson from that suplex and Drone from the crossface among others.

ND: The referee counts them both, but after about 7 seconds it is Drone who is the first one to get on his feet again. He moves over to Jackson and brings him to his feet. He grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes. Jackson comes off and Drone hits him with a spinning wheelkick!!....He hit Jackson right in the kisser there. Jackson is on his back and Drone going for the cover...

ONE

TWO

TH.....KICKOUT

......

JP: Close call there. Drone almost had the win right there. Instead he has to go on here. He picks up Jackson and whips him again, but this time Jackson reverses the whip and does a short arm clothesline!!.....He almost took Drone's head off with that lariat!!!....Jackson picks Drone up and delivers a snap suplex.....He floats over and does a second snap suplex. He brings Drone to his feet again and shoots him into the ropes.......Drone comes off......and....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!.....They hit eachother and took eachother out.....Both men are layed out on the mat right now.....Oh boy!..........The referee begins to count......

1.....................................2...............................3..............................4................................5....................................6.......................................7.....................................8........And it is Stephen Jackson who's the first one to get to his feet again. He goes over to Drone and pulls him to his feet. He then goes over to the nearest corner.

DT: Jackson climbs onto the toprope right now. He pulls up Drone aswell to the topturnbuckle. He punches Drone to the face once more and he then sets him up for his Landfall!! A toprope piledriver. That will knock the wind out of anyone. Really anyone!!......Jackson lifts Drone up......BUT DRONE BLOCKS IT......AND HE COUNTERS AND HE BACKDROPS JACKSON OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE MAT!!!......Wow......what a counter by Drone!!..................Jackson is layed out on his back right now. Drone still on the toprope. He faces the ring .......and.....450 SPLASH ON TOP OFF JACKSON!!!....This could be it. This could be the victory for Drone!!......He hooks the leg.....

ONE

TWO

THR.....KICKOUT!!!.......But Jackson kicks out of it. Oh my God!! How did he do that???

JP: Drone shakes his head in disbelief now. He then gets to his feet and he picks up Jackson. He grabs him and sets him up for his Shadows Whisper!!! He got Jackson on his shoulders right now.....He is about to execute it!!...........But look!!!.....JAVIER VASQUEZ HAS THAT PAINTBALL GUN AGAIN!!....AND HE'S AIMING IT AT DRONE...........AND HE SHOOTS!!!!.....HE HITS DRONE TO THE MASK WITH THAT PAINTBALL GUN!!!........AND DRONE GOES DOWN TO THE MAT!!!....And Stephen Jackson rolls him up for the cover right now......

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!

DT: It's over!! Jackson gets the victory over Drone here. But what a victory it is. Drone got shot in the head with a paintball gun. Thats unreal. Just unreal.

(Drone is left alone in the ring after Jackson runs out, when Fire in the Head by the Tea Party hits the PA System. Nick comes out with a smirk on his face and a mic in his hand.)

Nick: Drone my boy! I come to you with an update!

ND: What can this be.

Nick: You know our match? Ring of Brutality? That ring is no more my friend. Your dream for now will remain nothing but a dream, as setting a cage on fire is almost impossible. But what IS possible, Drone, is what I'm about to request of you. Actually no, this isn't a request, this is me taking order for once. Drone, I am about to announce a match that you best be ready for, this isn't no pansy weak match, no this is something I like to call, the Canadian Deathmatch. The Canadian Deathmatch is quite simple, put a cage on the ring, give 'er a roof, and we will beat the life out of each other. The trick is though, Drone, the weapons that are tied in the ring aren't any ordinary weapons, they are weapons of my choosing, being the Canadian and all. The only way you can win this new match Drone is if you either make me submit, or you knock me out. This means I could either tap out, or be knocked on the mat for more than ten seconds, but of course that won't be me, that will be you Drone, you'll be the one falling next week, and there's no questioning the match, it's already set in stone. So Cazzo book the match.

(Nick looks at Cazzo who still sits at ringside and Cazzo nodds).

JP: CANADIAN DEATHMATCH!!!...OH YEAH!!

ND: So does this mean they can use Canadian Ham to choke their opponent?

(slap-ouch).

(Commercials).

Winner: Stephen Jackson


(We return from the commercials and go backstage. We see Scott Monroe roaming around the lockerroom area. He started his Extreme Challenge).

JP: Look!! It's Scott Monroe!! He's looking for his first victim I believe.

DT: Monroe wants that Extreme Title, and he wants it bad. Sean Corvik used to be the holder of that title. He held that title for months and months in a row, but now it got stripped off him. It got stripped off him because we haven't seen Corvik after that blackout. Remember that he and Exile were fighting eachother when we had a blackout. That was weeks ago and ever since there has been no sign of either Corvik or Exile. We still wonder what happend to them and where they are.

ND: Its empty around the lockerroom. It appears that everyone knows about the Extreme Challenge and got the fuck out of there.......Monroe slowly walks down the corridors and he then stops at the next lockerroom door.

(Monroe knocks on the door and a couple of seconds later the door opens).

DT: IT'S DANTE!!!....MONROE WENT TO DANTE'S AND DAMIEN'S LOCKERROOM!. He went right for them!! ...... Dante opens the door......but Monroe kicks him into the gut .....and.....EVENFLOW DDT'S HIM TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!!...............Dante is down and out......but before Monroe can go for the cover........it is Damien who storms in on Monroe. He knocks Monroe to the ground with a double axe handle!!!...He stomps down on Monroe for a while and he then goes back into his lockerroom. But Damien returns a few moments later, and he's holding a steelchair in his hands. He approaches Monroe.....and....BAMMMMMMM......nails him in the head with that steelchair!!

JP: Oh God. Is this already the end for the Extreme Challenge? It sure looks like it! Monroe on one knee right now. Damien swings again and hits Monroe with a second chairshot. And Monroe on both his knees now. Yeah, he can sure pray to his God right now. Thats a good moment for it. Dante now also mixes in again, as he got back to his feet again after that evenflow DDT. He gets up and spits Monroe in the face. Oooh how cruel!!....He then picks Monroe up.....AND HE POWERBOMBS MONROE TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!........OH MAN!!..

DT: This does not look good for Scott Monroe here. Damien and Dante sure look like a good tagteam here. We seen them work together in tagmatches before and tonight they even got a titleshot against the tagchampions Team Impossible. Dante picks Monroe up from the floor now. He holds his arms around his back and motions to Damien to nail him with the chair again. Damien swings the chair .......BUT OOOOOOH MONROE DUCKS AND DAMIEN NAILS DANTE IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEELCHAIR!!!...DANTE GOES DOWN AND MONROE NOW WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK.....AND HE KICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO DAMIENS HEAD!!!.....

ND: And Monroe picks up Dante right now. He grabs him ........and....DEICIDE.........Dante is knocked out cold on the concrete floor. Monroe goes for the cover on Dante now. He hooks the leg and the referee is there. .......

ONE

TWO

THREE

JP: Thats number two. Scott Monroe had his second pin here. Three more to go to get to the Extreme Title.

DT: But Monroe isn't done yet here. He stares at Damien now. He pulls him to his feet and drags him into the lockerroom.

(The camera follows the two wrestlers into the lockerroom).

DT: Monroe takes Damiens arm and he whips him into the wall. Wow.....Damien flew into the wall facefirst and went down to the floor after that. Monroe picks Damien up again and he lays him onto a table that is standing in the room. He pushes the bags that were on the table off it and Monroe then takes the steelchair that was used before. He unfolds the steelchair and places it a couple of feet in front of the table. Monroe takes a few steps back......AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE CHAIR.....USES IT AS A SPRINGBOARD........AND DOES A SENTON BOMB ON DAMIEN......AND THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!.......HOLY SHIT!!!......The crowd is going HOLY SHIT RIGHT NOW!!.......They never seen anything like that before!!!

ND: Damien is out and Monroe now places his arm on top off him to make the cover.......The referee is still there to make the count......

ONE

TWO

THREE.......Thats pinfall number 3 for Monroe. Two more to go for him.

(The scene then fades out as Monroe gets up and walks out of the lockerroom).

JP: It's not fair though.

DT: What is not fair?

JP: It's not fair towards Nick and Jesus, because now Damien and Dante are already hurt. It's not an equal fight anymore. Not that it was an equal match to begin with, but now the victory for Dangerism has a certain shadow to it. I don't like it.

ND: Oh shut up John.

DT: For once I actually gotta agree with Neil here. Shut up John.


Nick Dangerous/Coby Belton Dangerous(c) vs. Damien/Dante - Tagtitles

JP: Don't hate me, because I am a Dangerist.

ND: No, we just hate you because you are John Pilchard.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Don't go too far now, Neil.

ND: Too far?

DT: Yes too far. ......So folks right now it is time for the next match. Nick Dangerous and Coby Belton the new tagchampions are going to defend their titles against Damien and Dante. We all gotta wonder how Damien and Dante are doing. They did had to suffer something as we just witnessed. Well thats what you get when you openly challenge Scott Monroe. He's not the person to pass a challenge like that. I think Monroe made clear what he felt about that challenge.

JP: Hey, its Nick and Jesus you should be talking about and not Monroe.

DT: I was just referring to Damien and Dante in context with this match, John.

JP: No, you were taking the momentum away from Team Impossible.

DT: No John, I wasn't. Don't make me slap you.

ND: SLAP HIM....SLAP HIM!!

(slap-ouch).

ND: HEY...I SAID SLAP HIM, NOT ME!!

(Closer by Nine Inch Nails begins to play and out comes Coby Belton Dangerous.).

(Belton slowly walks to the ring and he notices a sign in the crowd that says "TUBGIRL SUCKS". Belton wants to go in the crowd to attack the guy with the sign, but a security guard stops him. Belton then continues his way to ringside. He reaches it and enters the ring).

(Fire in The Head by the Tea Party hits the PA, and Nick Dangerous comes from behind the cutain. The crowd boo's him tremendously, and he has a look of disgust on his face.)

(Nick walks around the ring and hands John Pilchard a piece of paper.)

ND: Oh joy, what's this.

JP: I don't know, it looks like some kind of invitation.

ND: Heh, keep dreaming.

JP: ....OH MY GOD! THE DREAM HAS COME TRUE! MY INITIATION PARTY IS TONIGHT AFTER INSURGENCE IN THE LOCKER ROOM! AND I'M INVITED!

ND: Sit down and do your job.

JP: My only job right now is to bask in my Dangerist glory. I cannot wait for initiation.

ND: I can't wait until next week is over, so I never have to see you again. (Nick slides in the ring and he and Belton do a high five).

(Bodies by Drowning Pool blares over the PA system and Damien and Dante appear from behind the curtains. The two make it to ringside. They still look like they are in pain from their encounter with Scott Monroe. They use the ringsteps to enter the ring).

DING DING DING

DT: They actually made it to the ring. You gotta have respect for that. Damien and Dante out here at ringside to fight a title match. It looks like its Dante who's gonna start of for the challenger. Nick is gonna start off for the champions, but Dante calls out to Belton. He wants Belton to step into the ring. He wants a piece of him. After all the things that Belton said about Dante's friend, he can eat him alive. Nick looks at JVD and he hops over the ropes to enter. JVD doesn't look to be afraid of Dante. So its Dante and Belton to start off here. The two circle eachother and we see that Dante favours his head after that Deicide he suffered before. They lock up and it is Dante who has the size and weight advantage.

ND: He grabs Belton in a headlock and sends him into the ropes. Belton comes off, but Dante with a shoulderblock to take JVD down. Belton quickly back up, and he hits the ropes, comes off, but Dante with another shoulderblock that sends Belton to the mat again. Belton eagerly gets back up again though and he approaches Dante. He looks up at Dante, who smirks.....but JVD counters by stepping Dante on his foot and then raking the eyes......Dante is stunned for a moment and Belton follows that up with a basement dropkick to Dante's left knee. Dante goes down to the mat and Belton with a series of stomps to that knee.

JP: Dante crawls over to the ropes now and gets back to his feet again. Belton charges in on him and goes for a flying forearm.......BUT DANTE CATCHES HIM OUT OF MIDAIR....AND HE THROWS BELTON OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....He just dropped Jesus. He can't do that!! Belton landed hard on the concrete floor there. And Dante rolls to the outside. He picks up Belton and irish whips him into the steel ringpost. Belton flies in shoulderfirst and goes down. Dante slowly moves over to his opponent and picks him up again. He lifts Belton up and drops him face first onto the apron. Dante then with another irish whip and Belton goes into the ringsteps!!.......Come on Jesus, you can do it!!........Dante slowly moves in on him now........AND OOOOOH YESS......DANTE MOVED IN....BUT BELTON WITH ANOTHER BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE LEFT KNEE!!

DT: And Dante goes down to his knees again. Belton charges in and he clotheslines Dante to the concrete. He then grabs him and rolls him back into the ring again. Belton rolls in aswell and he makes the tag to Nick. Dangerous enters the ring and the two champions pick up Dante and shoot him into the ropes. Dante comes off and together they kick Dante in the stomache and lift him up for a double suplex. Dante lands hard on the mat and Nick goes for the cover attempt.....

ONE

TWO

KICKOUT.....but Dante managed to escape here......He kicked out and the challengers are still in this thing. Dangerous brings Dante to his feet right now and he throws him into the ropes. Dante comes off and Nick hits him with a flying backelbow.

ND: He hit Dante straight in the face with that one. Dante layed out again and Dangerous picks him up and sets him up for one of his Liger Bombs......but Dante blocks it .....and he backdrops Dangerous to the mat. However Nick quickly gets back up again.....he hits the ropes, comes off in the direction of Dante......BUT OOOOOOH...DANTE WITH A BIG BOOT!!!.......Nick ran right into it facefirst. That was a major collision. Nick on his back and Dante for the tag to Damien. Damien enters and he picks up Dangerous and whips him into the ropes. Nick comes off and Damien with a leglariat. Damien sends Nick into the ropes again and this time he hits him with a powerslam!!...And Damien going for the pin.......

ONE

TWO

KICKOUT.......Nope, we don't have new champions. Not yet anyway.

JP: Damien on fire here. It looks like he put all of that happened tonight behind him. It appears like he has no affect anymore from going through that table. Or is it all an act, and does he still feel it? Damien picks up Nick now and after a few chops, he throws him into the ropes. Nick comes off and Damien goes for a backdrop....but Nick reads the move and he grabs Damien .....and....LIGER BOMB!!!.......Out of nowhere. And Nick doesn't go for the cover. Instead he pulls Damien to his feet and hands out a couple of shots to the head. Damien staggers backwards and Nick then whips him into the ropes. Damien comes off and Nick with an overhead belly to belly suplex. And the cover attempt.......

ONE

TWO

TH......KICKOUT.......Almost....he almost had it.

DT: Nick gets back up and tags in Belton. He enters and together they grab Damien and lift him on top off the topturnbuckle. Both Belton and Nick climb the toprope aswell. Three men on top now....What is going to happen? Nick and Belton grab Damien.......AND.....DOUBLE SUPLERPLEX ON DAMIEN!!......HOLY SHIT!!!.........Damiens back has to hurt tremendously now. He already went through a table tonight, and now this. This is nuts!!.......Belton and Nick get up from the mat, they turn around .......AND...WOW.....DANTE TAKES BOTH OF THEM OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!.....Dante took both of them out. Dante picks up Belton now and whips him into the ropes. Belton comes off and Dante grabs him by the throat....AND CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!!

ND: Dante then pulls up Nick and also shoots him into the ropes. Nick comes off and Dante grabs him by the throat aswell. He lifts him up for the chokeslam......but oooooh Nick reverses it .....into.....a.....FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!.....Oooooh my God!!!......What a reversal by Nick Dangerous.......There is no escaping now for Dante. Nick has him in the center of the ring. But on the other hand, neither Nick nor Dante are the legal men in the ring. Belton and Damien are the two men that are legal. And thats where the ref is concentrating on. Both Damien and Belton are layed out. The referee is counting them both at the moment.....1..............2................3..................4....................5............................6..............................7....................................and it is Damien who gets to his feet first.

JP: Damien slowly climbs to the toprope right now. He waits till JVD is on his feet again.......and...HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP FOR A TOPROPE FLIPPING NECKBREAKER!!!......And he hit it on Belton......I hate to say it, but what a move by Damien. While Nick still has that armbar on Dante, it is Damien who goes for the pin attempt on Belton.....He hooks the leg.....

ONE

TWO

THRE............KICKOUT!!........Yeah.......JESUS KICKED OUT!!.....He did it. He did the undoable. He did what noone thought was possible. Thats why they call themselves TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!!!....Thats right folks!

ND: Oh please.

DT: Damien can't believe Belton kicked out of that one. So now Damien goes up to the top once again. He climbs to the topturnbuckle and he signals for his Pagan Star Press. He usually does a textbook shooting star press to finish his opponents off. Can he do it here on Belton? ....Damien stands on top.......he leaps off.......but Belton moved out of the way just in time!!!.....and Damien lands hard onto the canvas. And Belton moves back in. He picks up Damien......grabs him........and.....THE SONRISE!!.....Belton with his finishing move on Damien here. Will this be the end? Before we thought it would be over for Belton, but now it looks like he is on top of his game. Belton going for the cover attempt here.

JP: We see that Nick Dangerous still has Dante in that FUJIWARA ARMBAR....I tell you, Dante won't be able to move that arm the entire week. Thats how painfull a lock like that is. Especially when someone like Nick Dangerous has it on you.

DT: But back to this match......Belton hooks Damiens leg......and goes for the cover.........

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!.

JP: YEAH!!!....Team Impossible wins.....They defended their tagtitles succesfully and they will go into the history books as the last ever EWCL Tagchampions!! What a success for Dangerism, and how we are gonna celebrate that later tonight!! I'm so looking forward to that.

(Commercials).

Winners: Nick Dangerous/Coby Belton


(We return from the commercials and go backstage, where we see Victor Emmit walking at a quick pace down the corridor's, his eyes frantically scanning over the area. In the far distance ahead, we can see a group of attractive, young women, all rubbing up against Peter Tiger, and oddly enjoying themselves).

Peter: Ladies, ladies, wait your turn. There's enough Tiger to go around!

(Tiger puts his arms around the women, and begins to dance with them).

Tiger: So ladies, how do you like my new ice?

(Peter flashes a large golden ring in front of the women, making some of them gasp).

Tiger: Beauty, ain't she? Bought it myself.

Victor: Tiger you're fucking dead!

(Victor begins to frantically chase after Tiger, who suddenly shoves all of the women aside, and begins running down the corridor's).

Victor: Give me my fucking ring or I'll kill you!!

Tiger: HELLLP!

(The two disappear after a few seconds). (Fade out)

ND: Haha, looks like someone is in trouble.

(The CazzoTron then comes back on again).

ND: Oh, I guess we are gonna see how Victor is killing Peter Tiger.

(The scene comes in backstage, but it is not Victor or Tiger who we see. Instead we see Scott Monroe. He is moving in the direction of the parking lot).

DT: What's Scott Monroe doing on the parking lot?

(And it's Stephen Jackson who all of sudden enters the scene and he spears Monroe to the ground).

ND: WOW!!!

DT: We all now the history between Jackson and Monroe, but who thought that Jackson would have the guts to attack Monroe here. He's now handing out fist after fist to Monroe here. He landed on him after that spear and now he got unleashed in a fist of fury. Fast right and left punches, handed out by Jackson. He now gets off of Monroe and brings him to his feet. Jackson drags Monroe over to the nearest car and he ramms Monroe's head into it. ...WHAMMMMM!!!......Jackson repeats this two more times!!!.....WHAMMMMM.......BAMMMMMMM.......Monroe's head is busted open right now. Jackson smashed him into that hood of the car hard. I hate to be the owner of that car. Just look at the bumps in it already.

JP: Hmm, I believe thats Vasquez his car or not?

ND: Could be, but then again, who cares.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Jackson lifts Monroe on top off the car right now. He sets him up.........and.....HE PILEDRIVES MONROE ON TOP OFF THE CAR........HOLY SHIT!!!......And Monroe is layed out on the car. There is no way that he is gonna get up from that. But there is also no way that Jackson is gonna get away with this. Maybe tonight, but not forever. Geesh.....What a piledriver!!......

ND: Jackson pushes Monroe off the car now. He jumps off aswell and he picks Monroe up and drags him over to the door. He opens the front door off the car and he throws Monroe into it and closes the door. Whats Jackson gonna do here?? Is he gonna drive Monroe out of here? Then there is no way that Monroe can ever get the Extreme Title!!!.....Monroe is layed out in the front seats of the car.

(Jackson turns around and he shouts something out to someone. The camera pans around and shows us that it is Javier Vasquez).

Stephen Jackson: Gotta borrow your car for a bit.

(Jackson then turns back towards the front door again).

DT: BUT HOLY SHIT!!!.............MONROE KICKED THE DOOR OPENS JUST WHEN JACKSON WAS ABOUT TO OPEN IT......AND THE DOOR FLIES INTO JACKSONS HEAD!!!.......Jackson staggers backwards and goes down to the ground. .......And we see that Monroe is coming out of that car. How in the world did he do that? This is not possible.

ND: Hey, maybe he should join Team Impossible.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Monroe crawls out of the car right now. He moves over to Jackson and picks him up from the ground. He lifts him up and ......REVERSE DDT's him to the concrete bricks..........Monroe about to pick Jackson up again.....but Javier Vasquez charges in on him.........Monroe saw him coming though.....and he hits Vasquez with a jumping sidekick....and Vasquez goes down. Monroe turns towards Jackson again and ......SHINING WIZZARD!!......Kicks him hard to the head. Jackson is knocked out cold and Monroe pulls him up again. He kicks him to the gut........and.....DEICIDE!!..........And Monroe going for the cover.....

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!

JP: Thats four!! He only needs one more to get the Extreme Title and to become the third Grand Slammer.

ND: Only one more!!

(The CazzoTron fades out).


Jay Masters(c) vs. Logan Darkholme - Universal Title - Last Man Standing

DT: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for the final time tonight. We will be taking no more commercial breaks, that is it. This is indeed history in the making right now folks, as we prepare to go into the final ever match of EWCL Insurgence, and what a match it should be. Last Man Standing, Jay Masters vs Logan Darkholme in a rematch from the controversial ending last week.

ND: Yeah, the ending that saw Jay Masters steal the title from Darkholme. Lets have a look at what happened again.

(Last Week)

DT: All Darkholme has to do right now is rolls Masters into the ring and this match is over. He grabs Masters.......but HEY LOOK!!....Thats Racheal Everhart!!...What's she doing here??........She comes out from the crowd and she stands eye to eye with Darkholme right now. He sees her and he lets go off Masters. Darkholme goes after Rachael........He gets in her face.....BUT OOOOOOOOOOOOH......SHE BLOWS A FIREBALL INTO HIS FACE!!!........I CAN"T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!.......Racheal Everhart just blew a fireball into Logan’s face!!

ND: Now thats what I call some blowjob.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Darkholme fell down to the concrete floor and we see that Jay Masters crawls over to Darkholme. The referee still hasn't seen that he is bleeding. Masters wipes some of the blood out of his face and he rubs his bloody hand over Darkholme's face!!!...Now Masters his blood is on Darkholme's face!!!.......And Masters now takes out a towel from under the ring. He takes the towel and he wipes all of the blood out of his own face. Masters then picks Darkholme up and rolls him into the ring. The referee sees the blood on Logan's face .....and......

DING DING DING

JP: IT'S OVER!!! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!...THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!.....JAY MASTERS IS THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!.....WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN!!!!!

DT: But Darkholme got robbed!! He got robbed!!.....First Racheal with that fireball in his face and secondly its not even his own blood in his face!!! Its not even his own blood, dammit!!!

(Back To Present)

JP: There it was ladies and gentlemen, great controversy has surrounded that piece of wrestling history all week, and now we have the chance to see if Masters is a worthy champion, or nothing more than a common thief as Darkholme has labelled him.

DT: Indeed, lets get this thing Underway.

(The lights go out, and "Us" By Samael hits the PA. The drum beat begins, as a strobe light hits on each beat. The guitars kicks in, and spotlight comes down on the top of the ramps, while other spotlights move around the audience. Logan Darkholme appears, his long hair wet, and slicked back. He wears his wrestling attire, of black boots, and baggy black cargo pants. He wears also a leather jacket. He has a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in his right hand.The spotlight changes to a strobe light, alternating between several colours as Logan walks down the ramp. He reaches the ring, and uses the ring steps to get up onto the ring apron. The lights stop flashing, and are replaced again by a single spotlight, aimed down on top of Logan. He raises his arms, before stepping into the ring. He goes to all four corners, raising his arms in each. Finally, he stands in the middle of the ring.)

(Highway To Hell hits the PA System, and Jay Masters comes out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp staring Darkholme down as the crowd boo tremendously. He has the Universal title around his waist, and he slowly makes his way down the ramp, unstrapping the belt as he does. Suddenly, he sprints to the ring, tossing the belt over the top rope, and slides in.)

DING DING DING

DT: Straight off the bat, so to speak, Logan swats the title out of the air with the bat, and swings at Masters, but Masters manages to avoid the bat and heads to the other side, before coming back with a running dropkick, knocking Darkholme backwards and causing him to drop the bat over the top rope. Masters keeps the pressure on here, and comes straight at Darkholme with two open hand chops to the chest, before whipping him across the ring. Dartkholme hits the ropes on the other side now, and Masters lowers his head for a back drop, Darkholme sees it though, and kicks Masters in the face, causing him to straighten up, before Logan clotheslines him hard to the mat. What a start here,. both men going for it right away here.

JP: Damn right they are Thornton, Masters and Darkholme both have a lot to prove here. Logan drags Jay up now and sends him to the corner. Masters hits the buckle hard, and Logan follows it straight away with a clothesline to the chest, before spinning on the spot and hitting a bulldog too. Nice move there by the challenger. Darkholme lays a few boots in to Masters now, before bringing him to his feet, and hitting a big snapmare. Masters hits the mat so hard that he bounces back into a seated positon, and Darkholme hits the ropes, before coming back and flipping over Masters, grabbing his head as he does. The torgue on that type of move is amazing, and Jay is feeling the effects already now, holding his neck on the mat. Logan brings Jay up again, and drags him to the corner, kicking him a few times in the midesection, and then lighting Jays chest up with four knife edge chops, each accompanied by a "woooo" from the crowd.

ND: Masters dragged to the middle of the ropes now by Darkholme, who throws him to the other side of the ring, and nails a stiff kick to the gut as Jay comes back, and then follows that up wioth a snap suplex. Masters taking a lot of punishment in the early going here. Masters crawls to the ropes, draping himself onto second rope. Logan sees this, and runs to the other side, before coming back and leaping onto Masters, crushing the air out of him again. What an assault here by the challenger for the Universal title. Darkholme said that he was gonna come all out to get that belt back and so far it doesn't look like he was lying when he said that. Masters grabs the ropes now and brings himself to his feet, and sees Darkholme speeding in towards him, and he quickly switches stance and backdrops Logan over the top now.

JP: From a smart man's standpoint, he needs to use the time Logan is out of the ring to get his breathe back here, but he doesn't. Jay runs to the other side of the ring, and leaps over the top rope, slingshotting himself out onto Logan, and both men are out on the outside now. Logan is clearly the fresher of the two though, and makes his way to his feet first, dragging Masters by the right foot as he walks around the outside of the ring. He finally reaches the ring steps, and kicks the top half off, leaving the bottom part of the step in place on the corner of the ring. Logan picks Masters up now, and sets him up for a piledriver. He tries to Lift Jay, but Jay is dead weight here, and is making himself hard to lift. Logan suddenly changes tactics, and grabs both of Jay's arms, and hits a quick Pedigree onto the steps!!

Dt: MY good, what impact there, Masters' skull may well have been caved in with that shot. Masters is layed out on the steps now, and Logan is coming over to us for something. He's taking John's headset here.

Logan: How you guy's liking this so far?

ND: I'm loving it, I hope you kill him.

Logan: Well, keep watching Neil, I think you're gonna like what I have planned for that sorry piece of shit. Do excuse me.

DT: Logan has just tossed John's headset back to him, and while he gets himself sorted, I'll call this. Masters is starting to move, while Logan is looking under the ring for something. He finally pulls a stack of three or four steel chairs out, and tosses them into the ring. He then kicks Jay in the head a few times before grabbing yet another chair from the timekeeper's table. He folds this one up, and measures Jay with it. He waits for Masters to show his face to him, before lifting the chair up, but LOW BLOW!!! Masters with a thunderous low blow, and Darkholme is down to one knee here, trying to regain his composure after that, and Ladies and gentlemen, John is back.

JP: Cheeky son of a bitch, no wonder Nick hates him. How dare he take my headset.

DT: Settle down and call it as you see it John.

ND: Yeah, do your job, seeing as you're into your last fortnight!

(Slap - ouch)

ND: I just told the truth.

JP: Shut it Down. Back to the match, and Darkholme and Masters are both back to their feet here now. They move towards each other and begin swapping right hands with each other, but Logan quickly gets the upper hand again, before swinging with a huge right, but Masters ducks under and GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE STEPS!!! God almighty what a move, and Jay has bought himself time again now. He really needs to get his mind and body back into this match if he can. He moves over to the chair that Logan was holding earlier, and he brings it to his hands. Masters brings the chair up now, but Logan rolls out of the way, and Masters finds nothing but steps. The shock went through the chair and made Masters drop it too. Logan grabs the chair as he rises to his feet, and BAMM!! Levels Jay with the chair, and Masters is down here.

DT: Masters is very much down, and Darkholme is moving into the ring now. He goes to his pile of chairs that he made, and set them all up in the seated position in the centre of a ring, two rows of two, facing each other so the seats are about five inches apart. Darkholme goes outside and grabs Masters by the head, hitting him forehead first into the ring post. Logan brings Jay into the ring now, and drags him towards the four chairs. He simply stands, waiting for Masters to get up, but the fatigue is taking it's toll on Jay, who is motionless. Logan takes this chance to retrieve the bat that he was holding earlier, and he brings it into the fray. Masters slowly gets to his feet, looking shakey, and as he stands straight up, Darkholme swings the bat down, hitting Jay on the head, and forcing the champion to stumble backwards into the ropes.

ND; Masters is busted open here now also, and is looking very shakey, using the ropes to keep himself up. Logan drops the bat and grabs Masters, lifting him for a suplex. He doesn't fall straight back though, rather choosing to bounce Jay into the ropes stomach first, creating a slingshot type motion, before dropping Masters right through the four chairs!! The chairs crumpled up like foil and Masters went straight to the mat. That gotta be the end for him. The referee starts the coubt when Logan signals him to. After the referee reaches eight Masters gets to one knee.

DT: No it isn't over Neil, Masters is still in this thing. While he was down, Darkholme went under the ring again and this time has pulled out a ladder. He sets it up in the ring, before tossing Masters outside. Logan rolls out after him, and sets Masters up onto the Spanish Announce table, before climbing onto it with him, and setting him for a Piledriver. Logan is facing towards us here, and he goes to lift Masters who is dangerously close to the edge of the table. He lifts him again, but Masters won't let Darkholme lift him up here. He suddenly thrusts upward, and BACKDROPS LOGAN THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!!! GOOD LORD!!

JP: Logan right in our living room here, and he is out of it folks. The referee starts the count now.

One....Two....Three....Four....Five....Six

JP: Logan manages to get to his feet, but the damage is done here ladies and gentlemen, the damage is done. We have been going for around fifteen minutes here, and both men have taken a lot of damage in this match. Logan and Masters both crawl to the ropes and drags themselves into the ring. They take their time here but slowly get to their feet, and charges in on each other. Masters goes for a clothesline and Logan ducks down low, missing Masters arm and hitting him with a spear. Masters goes down hard, and Darkholme jumps to his feet to a huge pop from the crowd.

ND: Logan's got an adrenaline rush by the look of it, and he slides quickly out of the ring, and goes under the arpon again, this time pulling out three tables. He brings them into the arean infront of the announce tables, and sets them in a pyramid style, two on the bottom and one on top. He then gets into the ring and slides the ladder along so it infront of the ropes facing the tables. This doesn't look good for Masters here. Logan turns around and brings Masters to his feet. He goes for s superkick, but Masters misses the impact and hits a spinning kick of his own on Logan. The referee goes to start the count, but Masters shakes his head, instead going to the top of the ladder. After about twenty seconds, Masters is there, but doesn't see that Logan was playing possum, and now the Outcast goes to the top of the ladder within a few seconds. He grabs Masters by the head, and steps onto the very top rung of the ladder, bringing Masters up higher too.

DT: This doesn't look good here. Logan set's Masters up for what looks to be a suplex, but he suddenly lifts him higher, and DIVES OFF THE LADDER!!! HE SWITCHED INTO AN ORANGE CRUSH THROUGH THE TABLES!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Masters landed head first through the tables, and is by good out of it now. The referee starts the count.

One.....

Two....

Three...

Four...

Five....Logan gets up from the wreckage and props himself up on the spanish table, almost sitting on it.

Six....

Seven....

Eight....

Nine....

TEN!!!

DING DING DING

ND: YES!! LOGAN BEAT MASTERS!!!

Dt: Indeed he did, Logan won this match with an all or nothing move that paid off big time for him. Two time Universal Champion now, and heres comes Charlou from the back.

(She runs out, and grabs the title, handing it to Logan and hugging him as he looks down at Masters. He hands the title back to Charlou before dragging Masters back into the ring. He throws him into the ring and drags him to the middle. He waits for Jay to finally get to his feet, and extends a hand to Jay. Jay looks weary, but accepts it, and gets a boot in the gut and Escape From Reality for his troubles.)

DT: Never Trust Logan, you should have known that Jay. Logan has won the final ever Insurgence match, and will go down in history.

(He goes to the turnbuckle and raises his arms, pointing down to Charlou holding his title)

(The match is over and all of a sudden the arena falls into darkness...

An industrial beat begins to blare over the P.A. system as a crucifix engulfed in flames erupts onto the Cazzotron. As the symbol begins to rotate, a voice begins to whisper..

"We have spiraled beyond the limits well known, now we walk the road alone. Prepare for loss and accept my war, prepare for the truth as the prophet foretold..."

The voice is suddenly cut out by the growling sound of Trent Reznor, as he moves through the words, his voice reaches an agony filled scream.

"YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES! IF THERE IS A HELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE!"

Taxicab Messiah by the Kidney Thieves continues is course as Free, the lead vocalist, begins to screech out the lyrics..

My God loved the whore's and babies
My God never noticed a sin
My God grew and killed daisies
My God threw the towel in

Fire erupts from either side of the stage as flashing strobes of purple, red and blue spiral around the arena. The curtains are withdrawn as Sociatys Slave steps through. From top to bottom Monroe wears a pair of black combat boots, black jeans tucked into them. A black shirt with numerous circular rings and straps run over it. His long black and blonde hair is pulled back into numerous braids as he stares out over the arena from behind a pair of silver and black shades. Leaning down to the left, Monroe rises quickly, spinning his upper body and extending his arms in the gesture of the mock crucifixition. Monroe throws his head back, laughing in manical laughter for a moment before looking back down to the ring. Lower his arms, Monroe then makes his way down to the ring. Rolling beneath the bottom rope and getting on his feet).

DT: IT'S SCOTT MONROE!!!...Monroe in the ring. Monroe standing in the same ring with Logan Darkholme. Two men that are gonna face eachother next week at "The Final Chapter" in Madison Square Garden in New York. Two men that will headline the last ever EWCL SHOW!!.....

JP: But Monroe needs one more pin, Dean. He needs one more pin to become the Extreme Champion!! And it looks to me, that he has his eyes set on Logan Darkholme.

ND: Oh boy....

(Monroe and Darkholme both move to the center of the ring right. The two wrestlers now standing eye to eye in the middle of the ring. The crowd is going wild here just looking at this).

DT: What a standoff we are having right here. The current Universal Champion and the man who wants to become the third Grand Slammer. Logan Darkholme and Scott Monroe standing face to face at the end of this last ever Insurgence. What a way to end this show. ......But it's not over yet. Monroe still needs his final pin. What's gonna happen next!!!

(Monroe then asks for a mic.....and a few moments later one gets handed to him).

Monroe: I need one more Logan. You are standing in my path to become immortal.

(Logan Darkholme then asks for a mic aswell).

Darkholme: There is no way in hell that you are gonna pin me.

Monroe: Just watch me, champ.

(Monroe is about to swing a big right hand in the direction of Logan Darkholme when he gets interrupted).

"WAIT A SECOND HERE"

DT: It's Cazzo!!

(Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt gets up from his front row seat. He got a mic in his hand and he walks to the ring and enters it. He approaches the two wrestlers and stares at them).

Cazzo: Scott.....Logan......There is not a chance that the two of you are going to touch eachother tonight!!!....

DT: What????

Cazzo: You two are going to main event "THE FINAL CHAPTER". Did you hear that?.......You two are GOING TO MAIN EVENT "THE FINAL CHAPTER". YOU WILL FACE OFF AT THE PPV......AND NOT ONE MINUTE SOONER. You won't even lay a hand on eachother before that.

DT: Eric, always a businessman, trying to protect his product. He's just afraid that he won't get as many viewers if Monroe and Logan go at it tonight.

ND: Smart man our boss, huh.

Cazzo: So, Logan, Scott......you better get out of the ring now and leave this arena.

(Cazzo then turns towards Scott Monroe).

Cazzo: So Scott, I guess this means that your Extreme Challenge is over, huh. ..........I guesss you failed to pin 5 members of the EWCL........So no Extreme Title and no Grand Slam for you........................Sorry about that.......

(Cazzo slightly grins at Monroe, who only stares at him).

Cazzo: So folks ......this is the end of tonights Insurge............

DT: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.......LOOK AT THAT!!!!............SCOTT MONROE PULLS CAZZO TOWARDS HIM........KICKS HIM TO THE MIDSECTION........AND ..........DEICIDE.........HE GAVE THE PRESIDENT A DEICIDE!!!...........CAZZO IS OUT ........AND MONROE IS.......IS...HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE COVER................The referee doesn't know what to do at first, but he then starts to count........

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!

JP: Monroe pinned Cazzo. Does this mean????

DT: YES......CAZZO IS A MEMBER OF THE EWCL..........THIS MEANS THAT MONROE IS THE EXTREME CHAMPION!!!......AND HE IS THE THIRD EVER EWCL GRAND SLAMMER!!! .....What a way to end this last ever Insurgence!!!

(Scott Monroe gets back to his feet again and he and Logan Darkholme have another staredown).

DT: Well this is it for tonight people. The last ever Insurgence ends with Monroe DEICIDING Cazzo and becoming a Grand Slammer. We got one more show to go people. A show that promises to be a great one, with Logan Darkholme versus Scott Monroe as the main event. Don't miss that!! For now we have to say goodbye. This was Insurgence!!

Winner: Logan Darkholme


(END SHOW)


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