(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. Then the titantron shows clips of last weeks VENOM. The screen fades to black and we see out two commentators for the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).

John Pilchard: People, welcome to another VENOM!!!! Yes, its that time again. Its the first VENOM of the month and the last VENOM before the next PPV. Oh yeah, next week its TOUGH LOVE time. The June PPV of the EWCL. And just like the PPV we recently had, FAMILY VALUES, it promises to be one hell of a show. But let us first concentrate on tonight, on the right here and right now.

Neil Down: And what are you gonna see tonight. The main event is a six man tagmatch between Kritical Kondition/Shane Johnson/Exile and Super Trouper/Vego/Ex-Terminator. Thats gonna be some bout. And don't forget that Exile already has a match signed for next weeks ppv, TOUGH LOVE against Prez Cazzo. So I wonder if we will see him out here.

JP: Other big matches are Triple X vs. Mauler, Tony Canon against Morning Star. Oh yeah they got some history already and it all has to do with Barbie Jones. I hope Canon can take his mind of Barbie for now and finish off Morning Star, coz what that guy has been doing lately, is wrong, its just wrong.

ND: Ah, don't exaggarate it, John.

JP: EXAGGARATE???

ND: Yeah, you tend to do that sometimes. But another match we are gonna see is a hardcore match between Dan Prohibition, Dawg Fase and Cerberus. And don't forget the Indian Strap Match between Tony DeLucci and The Punisher. The first ever Indian strap match in the EWCL i think.

JP: But in the first match of the evening we are gonna see the inring debut of The Perfectionist. We saw him last week and he saw him join forces with Super Trouper, Vego and Ex-Terminator. He will fight his first match against Max Pain.

JP: But in the first match of the evening we are gonna see the inring debut of The Perfectionist. We saw him last week and he saw him join forces with Super Trouper, Vego and Ex-Terminator. He will fight his first match against Max Pain.

ND: Yeah, but didn't Max Pain resign earlier this week?

JP: Yes, I think you are right, Neil. But I don't think that the Perfectionist knows that, or does he? Anyway, we will find out soon enough.

(Then The Perfectionist's music starts to play and he comes walking out. He slowly starts making his way to the ring, pointing to himself that he's the man, and he's the man who always does everything the way he wants it and thats: "perfect". He then climbs into the ring and waits for his opponent).

JP: Ok, now I wonder whats gonna happen.

(Come with me - Max Pain's music starts to play, but no one comes out. The entrance stays empty. In the ring we see that the Perfectionist is waiting for his opponent. And after 10 more seconds, the Perfectionist decides to slide out of the ring and he runs back down the aisle to the lockerrooms).

ND: Whats that about?

JP: Beats me, Neil.

(Then a minute later the Perfectionist comes out again and he is dragging someone to the ring. The crowd starts to cheer him on a bit now).

JP: Who does he have there?

ND: Its Wert Evant. He is dragging Wert Evans to the ring!!!! The Perfectionist rolls Wert in the ring now and climbs in right after. He then grabs Wert and hooks in a texas cloverleaf hold. Wert Evans is screaming it out from the pain.

JP: Oh man somebody stop this. Ok, he actually did. Perfectionist lets go of the hold. Now he picks Wert up and oooh Death Valley Driver. Wow, some move. Now Perfectionist picks Wert up again and ooh yeah he executes his finisher PERFECTION!! This thing is over. He covers and 1........2..........3........its over, the Perfectionist wins this match.

ND: Yeah well but its only Wert Evans that he beat. Nothing to brag about, John.

JP: Yes, but still, Wert Evans is still a respected individual.

ND: Respected individual??? By who???

JP: Well by the other jobbers.

(Then commercials start)

JP: Ok, we are back from the commercials and the second match is about to begin.

ND: Well you can better say that the first real match is about to start.

JP: Don't let us start that conversation again, Neil!

ND: Ok, then, John. But I hear that we are first gonna see some footage from moments ago.

(On the screen we see the lockerroom area. The camera focusses on the lockerroom that says the name Stacey on it. Stacey ofcourse is Dawg Fase's girlfriend. Then we see Prez Cazzo walking towards her lockerroomdoor. Out of his pocket the Prez grabs a name tag. He holds the name tag in the air and the camera man zooms in on it. The name tag says "Barbie Jones". Prez Cazzo then smiles in the camera and then he turns back to the door and he sticks the name tag on the door. So now the door says that its Barbie Jones who is in the lockkerroom, when its actually Stacey who is in there. Then Prez Cazzo walks away again and walks towards Herbie Hiscock.).

Prez Cazzo: Ok, Herb, you know what you have to do now, right?

Herbie: Yes I do. Don't worry about it, prez.

Prez Cazzo: GREAT!!!

(Cazzo walks away and still has a big smile on his face).

(Then moments later we see Morning Star walking through the lockkerroom area. Herbie Hiscock walks over to him and starts to talk).

Herbie: Yo, Morning Star!!

(Morning Star only stares at him, not saying a word).

Herbie: You know, Barbie Jones. I just saw her. She IS here, Canon didn't leave her at home. I just saw how she stepped in that lockerroom over there. Just take a look, it even says her name on the door!

(Morning Star smirks, pushes Herbie aside and walks in the direction that Herbie mentioned. Morning Star walks over to that specific lockerroom and sees the name tag saying "Barbie Jones" on the door. He kicks in the door and sees a woman standing there with the back facing him. He grabs the woman and picks her up and chokeslams her through a table!!!!! Morning Star looks at the girl he chokeslammed and who he thought was Barbie Jones, but now he realises that it wasn't Barbie, but it was Stacey!!! It was Dawg Fase's Stacey that he chokeslammed. He just chokeslammed the girlfriend of a fellow Legion Member. Morning Star looks up and looks around and then decides to take off).

(Then the camera fades out and we go back to our commentators).

JP: OOH MY GODDDD!!!! Did you seeeee that??? OOH MY GODD!!!!

ND: I guess the Prez pulled a little prank there, huh!! See, I knew he had a sense of humour!! Hahaha.

JP: But OOH MY GODDD!!! Morning Star did it again, he chokeslammed another woman, no matter if she's good or not, he chokeslammed another woman. But wait I hear we are going backstage again.

(Again we see the lockerroom area and we see Stacey laying knocked out in her room. All of a sudden Dawg Fase comes running in. He sees Stacey laying on the ground and he seems devastated. He's thinking: what happend to her? Who did this to her???)

(Then Herbie Hiscock comes in the picture again).

Herbie: Yo Dawg. I saw what happend!! It was Morning Star who did this!!! I tell you it happend right in front of my face. Morning Star did this to Stacey.

(Dawg can't believe what Herbie is saying and he grabs Herbie and ddt's him to the concrete floor. Then Dawg grabs Stacey and quickly gets out of there.

Moments later we see that Prez Cazzo comes back again and he walks over to the lockkerroom door and he pulls the Barbie Jones name tag off of the door. Once again he looks at the camera man and there's a big smile on his face now).

(Camera fades out)

JP: Oh man thats something!!!!

ND: Its like the Prez said, he said he was gonna get back at the Legion. And I guess this is the way he wants to do it.

JP: I guess so, Neil!!! I wonder how Dawg is gonna get in this match.

ND: My thoughts exactly.

(Then One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition and Lydia come out. Dan got the prime time titlebelt around his waist, besides that he is holding his stopsign in one hand and his staplegun in the other hand. Dan then enters the ring).

(Highway to hell starts to play and Cerberus runs to ringside. He slides in the ring and he and Dan start to go at it right away).

(Then Dawg Fase comes running out. His music hasn't even started. He looks angry and pumped up. He also slides in the ring and mingles himself in the fight with Cerberus and Dan).

JP: Its now all three men in the ring. All three men are taking shots at eachother. Dan's stopsign fell to the mat, while I think he put his staplegun back into his pocket. Now its Dawg Fase who definately looks like a psycho here now. Dawg first nails Cerberus with a big right hand and after he does the same to Dan. Dawg now grabs the stopsign and ramms it into Dan's head!!! OOOOH what a banggg!!!

ND: Dawg concentrates on Dan, it seems he doesn't care about Cerberus. That could be a mistake though. Dawg now lays that stopsign in the middle of the ring and he picks up Dan and oooh he executes a piledriver on top of that stopsign. That was some impact. Dan sure must feel that. Dawg gets up again and wants to pick Dan by the head, but from behind he gets attacked by Cerberus. Cerberus takes him down with a bulldog. Haha, typical huh. Cerberus - Dawg - bulldog. You get it???

JP: Yeah you one funny man, Neil.

ND: And I'm damn proud of it.

JP: Cerberus now in control, although he just was. Cerberus slides out of the ring, and from under the ring he grabs a thrashcan and he rolls back into the ring. Cerberus uses the trashcan and ramms it in Dawgs gut. Cerberus then climbs the topturnbuckle, and still has that trashcan in his hands. He then jumps off and wowwwwww he frog splashes on Dawg with that trashcan in the middle of them!!! That must have hurt both Cerberus and Dawg. Both men are out on the mat now.

ND: Its Dan who takes his benefit out of all this. He is back to his feet again now and he grabs Cerberus by the head and hands out a few rights to the head and chest. Dan sends Cerberus in the ropes, Cerberus bounces back from the ropes and in the meantime Dan grabbed his stopsign and when Cerberus comes back he smacks him in the face with it!!!! Cerberus busted open here now!!! Dan now goes over to Dawg and ramms the stopsign in Dawg face.

JP: Dan drops the stopsign and wants to pick Dawg up, but a low blow by Dawg. Dan goes to his knees and Dawg gets up and knees Dan in the face. Dawg now sends Dan in the corner and he charges right in and splashes on top of him. Dawg follows that up with grabbing Dan's head and ramming it into the turnbuckle for about ten times. Dawg then grabs Dan and whips him into the opposite corner. After doing that Dawg takes the pad of the topturnbuckle, so the steel of the turnbuckle is now revealed.

ND: Dawg wants to go over to Dan, but he didn't pay attention to Cerberus and Cerberus kicks him in the stomache and follows that up with a reverse ddt!!! Cerberus on the second turnbuckle now and he delivers an elbow drop on Dawg. He now grabs Dawg by the head and walks over to the corner. He wants to ramm Dawgs head into the steel turnbuckle. But at the last moment, Dawg blocks it and wants to ramm Cerberus's head in the corner. But Cerberus also blocks it!!!!

JP: But from behind the two of them its Dan who appears. He grabs both their heads and first he ramms them into eachother and then he ramms Dawg's head into the steel turnbuckle and after he did that he does the same to Cerberus's head!!!! OOOH MAN!!!! Both Dawg and Cerberus are busted open now. Dan definately in the advantage now. Dan picks Dawg up now and bodyslams him to the mat. He then climbs the topturnbuckle and dives off with his flying guillotine!!! Some move!!!!

ND: Dan goes for the cover now. 1..........2..........but Cerberus breaks the count by kicking Dan in the head. Cerberus sends Dan in the ropes and ooooh flapjack by Cerberus and Dan lands on that trashcan that was still laying there. It is Cerberus again who goes to the outside. This time he grabs a table from under the ring and he throws it in the ring. Cerberus back in the ring now and he sets the table up near a corner. What is he gonna do?

JP: Cerberus grabs Dan by the head and lays him on the table. He then goes for Dawg. He grabs Dawg by the head and wants to lay him on the table aswell, but Dawg elbows Cerberus in the head and from out of nowhere he executes a powerbomb and Cerberus goes down to the mat!!!! Now its Dawg Fase who leaves the ring, he also looks under the ring and wow he grabs another table from under their. And he throws it back into the ring.

ND: Dawg Fase wants to climb back in the ring, he is on the apron now. But then Dan, who got up again, uses his staplegun and he staples Dawg in the head and Dawg falls backwards to the outside again on the concrete floor. OOOH MY!!!!! Dawg out now. Dan wants to climb to the outside now, but before he can do that, Cerberus grabs him from behind and delivers a backdrop suplex on him!!!!

JP: There's just no end to this!!! Cerberus goes for the cover now. 1............2..........but a late kickout by Dan. Cerberus picks Dan up again and they start handing out punches once more. On the outside we see that Dawg Fase is back to his feet again. Again he wants to climb back into the ring. But then "Its time to play the game" starts to play and a guy dressed in black and a mask on runs to the ring. He got a sledgehammer in his hands and he runs over to Dawg Fase and nails him with that sledgehammer!!!

ND: HOLY SHIT!!!!! Dawg is knocked out now and bleeding like a pig!!!! The masked man then picks up Dawg and rolls him in the ring. The masked man even climbs in the ring now and lays Dawg on a table. The masked man then slides out of the ring again and leaves ringside. But who was that guy???

JP: Yeah well he had the music of Alexander Glory and he had the sledgehammer that Glory uses alot.

ND: But he was wearing a mask, so we don't know. I mean Glory wouldn't wear a mask would he?

JP: Don't know, Neil. Oh and remember last week, when we saw that Punisher was layed out in his lockkerroom with a sledgehammer on his chest. Did the same person do that then the person we saw today? Is Glory back or who is it?

ND: Anyway, lets get back to the match. Dawg Fase is definately knocked out and busted wide open now. It are Dan and Cerberus that are still fighting eachother. Cerberus just deliverd another ddt, while after that Dan countered with a big clothesline. Now Cerberus wants to whip Dan into that corner with the turnbuckle revealed, but Dan reverses the whip and Cerberus flies backfirst into that corner himself. OOOHHH!!! Dan then grabs Cerberus and drags him over to the table where Dawg is laying on.

JP: Dan lays Cerberus on top of Dawg now. He then decides to climb the topturnbuckle. Dan on top now and he dives off with a moonsault and he lands on both Dawg and Cerberus and they all go through that table!!!! HOLY SHIT AGAIN!!!!!!! Dan now goes for the cover. He covers Cerberus. 1...............2..........but a kickout by Cerberus. Dan then goes for the cover on Dawg and. 1................2................3.........yeah he could cover Dawg!!! Cerberus was too exhausted to break that count and Dawg was still knocked out!!!! What a win for Dan Prohibition here!!!

ND: Dan is up now and slowly raises his hands in the air. But behind him we also see that Cerberus is back to his feet. Cerberus doesn't attack Dan, but he does something else though. Cerberus grabs his mask (yes he was wearing one) and takes it off. We then see the confusion in Dan's face. The camera focusses on Cerberus's face and we see a familiar face. It's ......

JP: It's the Freak Destroyer!!! Dan and Freak did had kind of a feud going on before!!! But we thought that the Freak left, but here he is again!!!! Freak stares at Dan now and points at him, but then he decides to leave the ring and Dan is still standing there a bit confused.

ND: But now Dan is back to himself again I think. He walks over to Dawg Fase and bends over to him. Dawg is still knocked out. Dan grabs his staplegun and out of his pocked he grabs something that looks like a one dollar bill. And ooooooh shit!!! Dan just stapled that one dollar bill on Dawg's forehead!!! GOD!!!

JP: Now what a way to end this match, huh!!!

(Then the camera fades out and commercials start)

JP: Now I wonder what can top what we just saw before the commercials. Man, I'm still shaking on my feet.

ND: Well we got our first ever Indian Strap Match here John. Punisher and DeLucci gonna be the ones who got the honour.

JP: Yeah and the two of them fought eachother for quite some times now. Only recently there was a double dq. And last week Punisher challenged DeLucci to meet him on the parking lot, but remember that Prez Cazzo ran to the parking lot and he got ambushed by the Legion members. Now I think DeLucci and Punisher are gonna settle it once and for all in this Indian Strap Match!!!

ND: Just to refresh everybody's memory. In an Indian Strap match you can only win to drag your opponent to all four corners in succession!!! There is no time limit, no disqualification.

JP: Yes and also remember that Punisher and DeLucci will be connected to eachother by that strap. But I just heard that it won't be a normal strap match. I just heard that instead of a strap it will be a 15ft. long steelchain that will connect them!!!! No how's that!!!!

ND: I can only say one thing. HOLY SHIT!!

(Tony DeLucci's music starts to play and DeLucci and Angelina Ferrari come walking out. They make their way to the ring and then DeLucci enters and waits for the Punisher).

(Then Invasion starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. He is wearing a Legion shirt and got a confident look on his face. He then climbs in the ring and the ref explains the rules to DeLucci and Punisher and then connects the two of them with the strap).

JP: Ok, they are connected now with that 15ft. steel chain around one of their wrists. We see that both men are trashtalking to eachother now with neither man backing away. DeLucci takes the first shot and he knees Punisher in the midsection. Punisher still on his feet, then takes a shot from DeLucci with a forearm to the back and Punisher goes down. DeLucci then stomps on the back of the former Ministry leader.

ND: DeLucci then grabs a fist-full of chain and prepares to hit Punisher with it. Punisher, however, is ready as he blocks the punch and counters with a right hand of his own!! Punisher whacks him again with a right, but DeLucci ist still on his feet. Punisher then whips DeLucci in the ropes and nails him with a flying shouldertackle!!! Punisher gets up now and turns to see DeLucci. He sees that the chain is between DeLucci's legs!!! Punisher quickly yanks on the chain and DeLucci gets a "crash-course" in saprano lessons!!! Hahaha.

JP: Punisher takes advantage and then throws DeLucci into the ropes. Punisher then grabs a handful of the chain and begins to bash DeLucci in the head with it several times!!! DeLucci is bleeding right now as Angelina is screaming at the top of her voice. Punisher gets up and raises his arms in the air, but the fans only booo him!!! Punisher then turns back to DeLucci, but DeLucci gets in a quick poke to the eye.

ND: Angelina, seeing opportunity, grabs a steelchair and throws it into the ring. DeLucci quickly grabs the chair and when Punisher turns around, nails him in the face with it!!! DeLucci drops the chair and goes for a dragging attempt. He manages to make it to two turnbuckles before Punisher stops his progress by hanging onto the ropes by his feet!!! DeLucci kicks at Punisher's forehead which now is bleeding aswell.

JP: Punisher counters by grabbing the leg and turning it into a leg takedown, therefore stopping DeLucci's progress. DeLucci, however, is still on the attack as he nails Punisher with a double-axehandle before he can get to his feet. DeLucci sends Punisher in the ropes for a back elbow, but Punisher ducked it and comes back with a spear tackle!!! Punisher slowly gets up and grabs some of the chain and now he starts choking DeLucci with it!!! Oooh yeah!!!

ND: After a couple of seconds Punisher lets go and he goes for his GAVEL!!!! DeLucci, however nails him with a low blow before he could hook it. DeLucci quickly hits the ropes, jumps in the air and ooooh dropkicks Punisher to the mat. DeLucci then gets up and goes over to Punisher and he ties his hands with ths chain!!!! MY GODD!!! DeLucci then goes over and touches the first turnbuckle!!!

JP: What DeLucci doesn't notice though, is that Punisher is touching the turnbuckle with his foot aswell!!! DeLucci heads for the second and third turnbuckle and touches them, but Punisher is doing the same!!! Angelina is trying to warn DeLucci but because of the crowd noise, he can't hear her!! When DeLucci gets to the fourth turnbuckle, Punisher stops him by getting to his feet!!!

ND: There is now a thug of war between the two as they pull for supremacy!! Punisher, taking advantage, spears DeLucci again and as he does he touches the fourth turnbuckle!!!!! PUNISHER WINS!!!!!! DeLucci lost!!!

JP: Man, Punisher must be one happy man here!!

(As the ref unhooks Punisher from the chain and he raises his hands in the air we hear "Damned if I do" over the pa system. And Prez Cazzo comes walking to the ring. But moments later also "Its time to play the game" starts to play and that masked man dressed in black from before comes running out. He passes Prez Cazzo and slides in the ring. Punisher takes a shot at him, but the masked man ducks it and takes Punisher down with that sledgehammer!!! Punisher down to the mat. On the outside we see the surprise in Prez Cazzo's face).

ND: I think he wanted to do that himself, haha.

(The masked man slides out of the ring again and runs back to the lockkerroom area. He passes Prez Cazzo, but the prez doesn't look too happy about it).

(Then the camera fades out and commercials start)

JP: Welcome back people and there's more action on its way. In only moments Tony Canon and Morning Star are gonna face eachother in that ring. I think we all know what Morning Star did to Barbie Jones, so I think we will see alot of aggression soon.

ND: And don't forget what happend earlier tonight. When Prez Cazzo made Morning Star think that Barbie Jones was in that lockkerroom while it was Dawg Fase's Stacey. Now that was something.

JP: I know, that certainly can have its impact in the Legion. I wonder whats gonna happen with that.

(Break stuff starts to play and Morning Star comes walking out. In a slow pace he makes his way to the ring. Almost every person in the arena boo's him. But Morning Star doesn't seem to care and just continues his walk to the ring and gets in).

(Then Man in a box by Alice in Chains starts to play and Tony Canon comes out. He is all alone, Barbie Jones isn't with him here. Canon sprints to the ring and slides in).

JP: Canon slides in the ring and goes straight for Morning Star and spears him to the mat and lands on top of him. Canon on top of MS now and he punches him in the head numerous times and follows that up by grabbing MS's head and ramming it into the mat for a few times. Canon then gets back to senses and gets back to his feet. He picks MS up by the hair and another punch in the face.

ND: Canon then whips MS in the ropes and when he comes back he does a hurricanrana that takes him down!!! Canon goes for the early cover here. 1........2......but a kickout by MS. Canon doesn't stop and again he whips MS in the ropes, but this time MS ducks the clothesline and bounces in the ropes again and when MS comes back he takes Canon to the mat with a steinerline clothesline.

JP: MS follows that up with picking Canon up and he body slamms him back into the mat. MS on the second turnbuckle now and he does a legdrop and lands on Canon. MS now for the cover, but he also only gets a two count. MS then grabs Canon and whips him in the ropes, but he hangs on to the ropes. MS charges in to clothesline Canon out of the ring, but Canon counters and backdrops MS out of the ring!!!

ND: MS on the concrete floor now and Canon slides to the outside and goes for MS. Canon grabs MS and he whips him into the ringpost. Canon charges in right after and splashes on MS. Canon on fire now as he grabs MS by the head and he starts ramming his head into the steel ringpost. You can really see the anger in Canon now!!! He really wants to get back at MS for what he did to Barbie. Canon is still ramming MS into the steel ringpost now.

JP: Canon then wants to whip MS in the direction of the ringsteps, but MS reverses the whip and Canon flies headfirst into the ringsteps. MS takes some time to get back to his game. He suffered some severe blows to the head, so its understandable that he needs some time. MS then walks over to Canon and grabs him by the head and he rolls him back into the ring. MS climbs in aswell then.

ND: Both men back into the ring now and the battle continues. MS grabs Canon, sends him in the ropes and performs a spinning heelkick when he comes back!! MS follows that up with hooking in a figure four leglock on Canon. Canon is screaming it out from the pain now!!! Canon is trying to reach the ropes here, inch by inch he gets closer to the ropes. And after about 30 seconds he finally reaches the ropes and the ref makes Morning Star stop the figure four leglock. But MS refuses to break it. The referee then pushes MS and tells him to break the hold. And MS actually breaks the lock now.

JP: But MS focusses on the ref now, he isn't happy with what the ref just did. Morning Star pushes the referee backwards and hits him in the face and the ref lands backfirst into the corner. Morning Star turns back towards Canon, but ohhhh Canon grabs him and executes a x-factor move!!!! MS out!!! Canon then goes to the outside and from the spanish announce table he grabs one of their monitors. Canon then gets back into the ring, still carrying that monitor. Canon first looks at the ref. As this is a normal match there is a disqualification so what Canon is doing is not allowed.

ND: Canon has the monitor in his hands and walks over to MS, who is back to his feet now. Canon looks at the ref, and all the ref does is turn his head away. It looks like the ref is saying, "go ahead, do whatever you want with that monitor, and I'm turning my head now"!! Canon turns back to MS and swings at MS now with that monitor. But MS had the time to recover and he saw it coming. MS blocks the monitor and he kicks Canon in the stomache.

JP: Canon drops the monitor to the mat and MS is quick and he grabs the monitor and now he takes a swing at Canon and he actually nails Canon with it in the head and Canon goes down. MS goes for the cover now. The ref first hesitates, but after he sees the look in MS's face he decides to start the count. 1...............2..............3..............ooh yeah Morning Star won this match here!!!

ND: Too bad for him its not a title match though!!!

JP: And lucky for Barbie Jones that she isn't at ringside here.

ND: In the ring we see that Canon is laying on the mat and MS is standing above him. MS grabs the monitor once again and he ramms it into the head of Canon again!! Canon is really bleeding now!! Somebody stop this!!!

(Then "Its time to play the game" starts to play again. And again its that masked man coming out. The guy with the sledgehammer who got it in for the Legion!! He slides in the ring and takes Morning Star down with that sledgehammer!! MS knocked out aswell now. And the masked man slides out of the ring again and leaves ringside).

JP: I really think that its Glory.

ND: I dunno John. Could be so many people, I mean everyone who doesn't like the Legion is a suspect here. I still think its Herbie Hiscock.

JP: Yeah sure, Neil.

(Commercials)

BC: How do you explain your somewhat surprising debut in the EWCL, when you're not even a contracted EWCL wrestler?

Achilles: I didn't come to the EWCL for a contract. I didn't come to the EWCL for belts. I didn't come to the EWCL for glory. My debut, if you want to call it that, was for one thing only – and that was for The Rage.

BC: But surely that old feud was laid to rest among the ashes of the XPCW…

Achilles: It's true – Rage and I had a lot of bumps together in the XPCW. We had the greatest match that fed ever saw. But professional relationships are one thing – this is completely personal.

BC: So you've chosen the EWCL as the stage for an old rivalry?

A: This isn't about the EWCL. This is about one man messin' with the wrong man. First it was in the AWO, then in the XPCW. And when I thought he had finally laid it to rest and got on with his life, he rears his two-bit trap again. Well, Rage – and you know I'm talking entirely to you – you can't run forever. You cheated me twice, Rage, and now it's my turn. Whenever you have a match, I'll be there. Whenever you have a date, I'll be there. Whenever you walk the dog, I'll be there. Every time you turn around, it's gonna be to see if I'm watchin', and this time you won't be disappointed. This time it's you and me, Rage.

BC: So we can expect to see a lot more of Achilles in the upcoming months?

A: As long as that man has a contract, you can make book on it.

BC: So when can we expect to see you and Rage lock horns in the ring?

A: Any time he's ready….

(Again we go to commercials)

JP: Ok, after we seen that interview with Achilles, its time that we are gonna see Triple X in action. He's the third person involved in this thing together with Achilles and The Rage.

ND: Yes, John, lets go to ringside right away.

('Drag You Down' hits with a bang! The camera pans about to the Jumbo Screen as the lights begin to blaze dark green. The fans, on their feet, jeer above the pounding music, booing The 'One Man Rampage' before he has even made an appearance).

JP: Here he comes folks, a man whose actions last week placed the returning Rage on the shelf indefinitely. Triple X, along with the aid of an old rival Achilles sprang a trap on The Rage that resulted in a brutal, disgusting mugging the likes we rarely see here at the EWCL!

ND: Have you been calling the same show as I have?

JP: It was gross Neil. the attack last week was totally uncalled for!

(The screen flashes with scenes of 'The One Man Rampage'. Every few seconds a pair of dark eyes appear across the screen, to be replaced by a brilliantly executed Hylighter. From behind the black EWCL curtain steps Triple X, accompanied by his newfound ally Achilles. The two stare out at the crowd with stark amusement as the heat they're drawing intensifies. Achilles shakes his head, slapping the oiled wrestler on the back as they make their slow way to the ring. Triple X rolls under the bottom rope and to his feet as Achilles walks around the ring towards the announcer's table.)

JP: Speak of the devil and his right hand! I can't believe that man showed here tonight. Cazzo ought to have him arrested. or at least thrown out.

ND: Well John, he kinda had a match..

JP: Not Triple X you goon! Achilles!

ND: You should be more specific in your ridicule. How am I supposed to know.?

JP: Shut up Neil.

ND: Here comes Achilles! He's going to commentate with us!

JP: Folks, we'll take you back to last week's events.

(A short vignette is shown. Triple X. The Rage's entrance. The match, fought back and forth, from ramp to ring. The Hylighter! A lucky reprieve. Achilles hopping the rail as The Rage sets Triple X up for the Revelation. The blow to the head. The mugging. Triple X and Achilles. Arms raised over the fallen Rage.)

Achilles: Oh wait, is this the footage from last week?! I never get tired of watching this!

JP: You're disgusting.

ND: That's no way to treat our guest announcer John! Achilles is a noted ring veteran. He's been involved in some of the greatest matches in our industry. Have you seen this man's work from Japan? He could snap you like a Twinkie. Achilles, it's a privilege to have such a noted performer seated at my side.

Achilles: Thanks Neil. Appreciate the compliments. And don't worry John, I won't take your indignation to heart. I guy of your extended. stature. is of course going to feel bitter sitting next to me. Your inferiority complex is natural.

ND: He just doesn't understand what it means to be a star, like you and I Achilles.

JP: Charming.

(The opening riff of 'My Way' by Limp Bizkit hits, and the fans stand for the Legion member. Mauler steps through the curtain, eyes gleaming as he stares down the ramp towards a man whom he has quite a colored history with. He stalks down the ramp with a casual air and slides under the ropes and to his feet as Triple X rushes to meet him.)

JP: And it looks like we're going to get started here! They're locking up. Triple X gets the better of Mauler, pulling him into a headlock. Mauler shoves Triple X off into the ropes. standing shoulder block! Triple X goes down! Triple X is up, Mauler swings. Triple X ducks under the blow. reverse neckbreaker!

Achilles: Do you see that? You're cryin' about how The Rage got screwed, but Triple X would have buried that has-been without my help. The Rage just got what was coming to him a little early, that's all.

ND: Good point.

JP: Shut up Neil. do you have to kiss ass every week?

ND: We'll see whose still employed at the end of the year John.

JP: Meanwhile, Triple X is working on Mauler in the corner. He's pounding on this man with a closed fist, totally ignoring the referee! Mauler slides down. Triple X puts the boot to him. over and over and over. Triple X is backing up towards the opposite turnbuckle. he's running in. OH! Tremendous knee to the face of Mauler!

ND: Mauler's rolling out under the bottom rope. Good idea. I'd have been long gone a couple of shots after the bell.

JP: That's why your career never went anywhere.

ND: You may be right.

JP: Triple X is following Mauler out. He's got him up. He's bringing him over here. He's going to drive his head into the announcer's table! Achilles is pointing to the spot, urging him on. WAIT! Mauler counters with an elbow to the abdomen of the 'One Man Rampage'! He's reversing. Triple X FACE FIRST into the announcer's table!

Achilles: Damn! That's gonna sting.

ND: You're right Achilles. Hey, what are the chances of getting you out here every Sunday instead of John.?

Achilles: I don't know Neil. it..

JP: Can we just call this match please?! Mauler has the upper hand now. He's pulling Triple X back. OH DEAR. Triple X reverses! SLINGSHOT IN TO THE RING STEPS! Mauler is cradling his neck! Triple X grabs a chair, snaps it together. OH MY! He's just crushed Mauler's head on the side of the steps in one ALMIGHTY shot there!

Achilles: That's why they call him the damn 'One Man Rampage'.

JP: Triple X has Mauler by the hair. he's dragging the unwilling. the semi-unconscious wrestler to his feet. rolling him back into the ring. Triple X mounts the apron. slingshots himself over to SPLASH Mauler! He's back up. Mauler with him. He sends Mauler into the ropes. Mauler ducks the lariat attempt. back off the other ropes. ducks another lariat attempt, stops. he's got Triple X hooked up. NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX into a pin! 1....2.. kickout! He almost had Triple X there.

Achilles: Hardly.

ND: That's what you call ring savvy John. Ring Saaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvyyyyyyyy.

JP: Right.. They're both groggy. Mauler's to his feet. Triple X to one knee. Mauler delivers a punch to Triple X! Triple X is wavering. He swings one back at Mauler. They're trading punches as Triple X fights to find his feet! He's made it. but he's being staggered by the strength of these shots. He's back against the ropes. Mauler delivers a glancing blow. followed by a BACK ELBOW! Triple X is reeling! Mauler shoots to the opposite ropes. coming back for the splash over the top rope. HOLD IT! Triple X drops down, pulling the top rope with him! Mauler hurtles out of the ring! OH NO! That's a terrible fall! He's gone straight on his head!

Achilles: Yeah! Come on now Trip. finish this off.

ND: Triple X is up. what a trooper. Mauler looks like he should have little tweeting birds flying about his head.

JP: You're dead right Neil. but I think that was a total instinct reaction by Triple X. What's he doing now. he's calling for a chair! NO! Achilles is up.. He's. what the.?!

(A loud bang echoes over the John's mic as he is, along with both Neil and Achilles, to slow in reacting to the boisterous crowd disturbance behind them. The Rage comes careening over the railing to slam bodily into Achilles, sending them both over the announcers' table to the matted floor. Neil falls back as John's mic is torn from his head, the cable caught up in the carnage. The Rage, clad in a black T, jeans and bandaged about his head, rains fists down upon the surprised Achilles, who struggles frantically to protect his face. The crowd, wild and screaming, urge The Rage on in his bloody retribution. The pop is tremendous.)

ND: Holy.! Looks like John's lost his mic. But. THE RAGE IS HERE!!! I can't believe it! And he's trying to crack Achilles' head open like a stubborn nut!

(The Rage clambers to his feet, leaving a semi-conscious Achilles staggered. Swiping the chair Mauler dropped earlier, The Rage rolls into the ring. Triple X, only just to his feet, swings around to espy The Rage bulleting towards him. His dark eyes widen, and he drops, almost falls through the gap between the second and third ropes, narrowly avoiding the viciously swung chair which whistles past his ear. The fans jeer loudly as he hits the mats heavily but wastes no time in scuttling to his knees and crawling up the ramp. The Rage whirls, turning back towards the side of the ring Achilles lies outside of. He marches over, but turns to see Achilles joining Triple X on their retreat up the ramp.)

JP: Got this thi. yes, it's working.

ND: Nice of you to join us John.

JP: What carnage! Look at those two. running away with their tails between their legs like a couple of scolded dogs!

(The Rage drops the chair, giving the returning Mauler a look, and rolls out of the ring as several security guards make their way down past Achilles and Triple X from the back. 'American Bad Ass' pipes through the arena, and the fans explode once more. His shirt torn from the fall, the heavy bandaging about his ribs shows through beneath the black, frayed fabric, as The Rage hops the rail and disappears through the crowd. Achilles rubs at his nose, checking for blood as he helps Triple X to his feet. 'The One Man Rampage' shakes with rage as he screams and stares at the spot where The Rage disappeared. Mauler stands alone in the ring, shaking his head in disgust and muttering.)

(Then commercials start)

JP: Hey, whats that?

ND: It seems that they are playing two themes at the same time, John.

(We see that the guy that was out before, dressed in black and with the mask, comes out again with a sledgehammer. We also see that Prez Cazzo comes running out aswell. Both men run towards Mauler. The masked man nails Mauler with the sledgehammer and Prez Cazzo just stands there. Prez Cazzo doesn't look too happy though. Coz it seems like he wanted to do that himself to Mauler, just like he wanted to attack Punisher before, but that masked man was too fast for him aswell that time. Cazzo then turns towards the masked man and pushes him away. The masked man, then pushes Cazzo. Thats the start of both men handing out punches. After this has been going on for a little while, the masked man steps aside a few steps and he looks extremely pissed. And he starts taking off his mask).

JP: Now we are gonna see who it is? I bet it is Glory.

(The masked man takes of his mask and it is.....)

ND: It is.....EXILE!!!! IT WAS HIM!!!!!

(We see Cazzo's reaction and his face doesn't look too happy. Then both men go at it again and start taking shots at eachother).

JP: Oh man!!!! It was Exile all along!!!

(Security guards come out and they break the two brawlers and separate them. While the guards take them out we see that Mauler is still laying on the floor).

(Commercials)

JP: Next match is a six man tagmatch between Kritical Kondition, Shane Johnson and Exile against Super Trouper, Vego and Ex-Terminator. It all started last week when KK and Shane were fighting ST and Vego. The match got interfered by the Perfectionist and Ex-T and well thats the history of this feud. Not a big history, but a motive for this match.

ND: And don't forget the big history between Ex-Terminator and Kritical Kondition. They had one of the best feuds in the EWCL all concerning Amy. To freshen things up a short recap. Amy was Ex-T's girlfriend till KK eventually won her in a match. After that Ex-T even won the Internet Title and seemed better than ever. Now earlier this week we saw that KK humiliated and assaulted Amy. As a result Amy went back to Ex-T and the two of them are back together again. End of story you would say, but nope. Not here, not in the EWCL.

JP: And I got something to add to this story Neil. I just heard from Billy Carty that Ex-Terminator attacked KK backstage with a sledgehammer.

ND: He did?

JP: Well thats what Billy told me.

ND: Man, the sledgehammer surely gets used alot here lately. I think we can better call this federation the SWCL. With S standing for Sledgehammer.

(Then Bleed the freak starts to play and Kritical Kondition, Shane Johnson and Exile come walking out. The three Royal Family members make their way to the ring and slide in).

(Then Between angels and insects starts to play and Super Trouper, Vego and Ex-Terminator come out. Super Trouper isn't alone though, he got a lady on one arm who escorts him to the ring. Ex-Terminator also isn't alone, he got Amy with him. Vego and Ex-Terminator step on the apron while Super Trouper and his lady stay on the outside talking to eachother).

JP: Well it seems that ST got better things to do than wrestle.

ND: Can you blame him. Did you see that lady!!! Whoooooo yeah!!! Thats all I can say. I mean its only that I still have to commentate this match otherwise I would even check her out.

JP: Yeah Neil. You and checking out ladies, thats something that doesn't go together.

ND: Shut up, John.

JP: Yeah yeah Neil. Lets commentate this match.

ND: It seems that its gonna be Kritical Kondition and Ex-Terminator. Obviously its those two guys starting of. KK and Ex-T lock up and Ex-T knees Ex-T to the midsection. Ex-T follows that up with sending KK in the ropes and delivering a big boot when he comes back. KK down to the mat. Ex-T then with a quick legdrop. Ex-T picks KK up and sends him in the corner, Ex-T charges in, but it is KK who lifts his leg up and Ex-T flies in headfirst.

JP: KK quickly on the second turnbuckle and ooooh missile dropkick on Ex-T. KK goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. KK then tags in Exile. Exile comes in and grabs Ex-T by the head and takes him down again with a snappmare. Exile bounces in the ropes and delivers an elbow drop on his opponent. Exile picks Ex-T up again and sends him in the ropes. Ex-T hangs on to the ropes, and tags in Vego.

ND: Now its Vego against Exile. On the apron we see that Ex-T shouts out to ST to get on the apron. Don't know if he can get to him though, it seems like ST is really into that lady. OOh but wow ST actually listened to Ex-T and he climbs on the apron. Vego and Exile lock up, but its Exile who waistlocks Vego and he executes a german suplex. Exile picks Vego up and hooks in a headlock. He follows that up with a bulldog.

JP: Exile wants to pick Vego up again, but Vego quickly gets up and does a karate kick and Exile goes to one knee. Vego in the ropes, comes back and oooh spinning heelkick. Vego thinks he is in control now as he climbs the topturnbuckle. He is on top now and he dives of for a moonsault, but Exile liftst the knees up in time and Vego lands right on the knees. Exile then tags in Shane.

ND Two top highflyers in the ring now. Shane runs over to Vego and delivers a spinning headscissors. Trademark move from Shane. He mostly does that move when he enters the ring. Shane now runs over to Vego and ooooh spinning neckbreaker by the kid. What a move!!! Shane goes for the cover now. 1...........2.........but he only gets a two count. Shane picks Vego up, but Vego rakes the eye and quickly tags in ST.

JP: ST gets in and he kicks Shane in the gut and follows that up with a clothesline that takes Shane down to the match. ST then goes back to his own corner and he tags in Ex-T now. Wow short appearance by ST. ST is standing on the apron now and looks with approval to his lady and she smiles at him. We also see how Vego, who is standing next to ST, is shaking his head.

ND: Ex-T and Shane lock up now and Ex-T then sends Shane in the ropes and does a flying headbutt when he comes back. Ex-T grabs Shane and oh yeah he executes a piledriver. Ex-T for the cover, but Shane kicks out. We already seen these two guys in the ring together a few times lately. Ok, Ex-T goes for another piledriver, but just when he wants to do it, Shane reverses and backdrops Ex-T. Shane bounces in the ropes and comes back and he superkicks Ex-T to the mat again.

JP: Shane now tags in KK. KK and Ex-T again. What else is new. KK grabs Ex-T and does a fishermans suplex. He follows that up with a northern lights suplex. It then seems that KK had enough of Ex-T as he goes over to tag in Exile. On his way to his corner KK looks over at Amy. She sees him and backs up a bit and we see the fear in her eyes. Ok, now Exile is in the ring and he goes over to Ex-T. But Ex-T had some time to recupperate and he spears Exile to the mat. Ex-T quickly to his feet and moves to his own corner.

ND: Ex-T tags in ST. ST comes in and he and Exile lock up. ST then punches Exile in the face and pushes him backwards. ST tags in Vego. Vego comes in and Exile nails him right away with a clothesline from hell. We also see that ST steps of the apron and he joins his lady again and starts talking to her once more. He really isn't focussed on this match, now is he. In the ring we see that Exile really is beating the hell out of Vego. After that clothesline he excuted a belly to belly suplex. And now Exile hooked in a belly to back suplex and he executes it.

JP: Exile for the cover. 1.......2.......but Ex-T comes in now. We also see that KK and Shane step in the ring now. KK goes for Ex-T and takes him down with a dropkick followed by his trademark butterfly bomb. We also see that Exile and Shane double team Vego. They whip him in the corner and Exile is on hands and knees now. Shane charges in uses Exile's back as a springboard and oooooh yeah Poetry in Motion!!!! Vego is totally out now.

ND: KK just executed the Pull the plug on Ex-T but as they both aren't the legal men in the ring he can't pin him. We see now that Exile grabs Vego and he executes his finisher the OUTKAST on him and he goes for the cover right after. 1...........2.............3............yeahhhh The Royal Family got the win here!!!! Still proving that they are top of this league here!!! Exile continues to beat up Vego, while KK does the same with Ex-T.

JP: Shane just looks around a bit and then he sees ST standing on the outside with that lady. Shane then bounces in the ropes, comes back and he dives over the toprope and lands right on top of ST and takes him down!!!! OOOOOH MAN!!!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!! HIGHFLYING RULES!!!! Shane gets back to his feet and climbs back on the apron. KK and Exile walk over to him and they all high five and then they decide to leave the ring and leave ringside.

ND: Yeah well that was some match. Although it seemed pretty easy to the Royal Family. They really kicked ass here tonight.

JP: Man, I can't wait for next week. Ok, I think that was it then for tonight. .....Or not? No, I hear its not over yet. I hear we are going backstage one last time.

'This BULLSHIT is gonna stop!' Triple X slams a fist down upon the dishevelled table. 'That ASSHOLE just screwed with me for the last time! I'm gonna kill him! I'M GONNA KILL HIM! And YOU are going to make it happen!'

With a small apologetic shrug, Cazzo responds.'Listen..'

'What was that about man?! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! What do you call that?! I thought you said he wasn't going to be here! THAT WAS HIM! HE WAS DAMNWELL HERE CAZZO!' Achilles stalks across the room, pointing viciously out towards the ring.

Cazzo nods, 'I..'

Triple X cust the President off with another fist upon the table, 'You're gonna hand me his ass on a platter Cazzo! Nobody pulls this shit with me! YOU HEAR?! NOBODY!' Eyes widening,

Cazzo sniffs, 'Look..'

Achilles jabs a finger at Cazzo as he returns, 'I thought he was incapacitated?! You said..' And finally the President snaps.

'SHUT UP! Both of you! I don't know who you think you are, or who you think signs your damn cheques every week, but I've had about enough of all this! Those damn doors are getting expensive to replace you cretins!'

'BUT.' Triple X begins, echoed by an angry Achilles.

Cazzo barks 'AH!!! ENOUGH!' Sighing, he runs a hand through his long hair and spreads his hands. 'Couldn't you have left this where it all began? I mean, do I look like I really need this? Do you realise what I've been going through?'

Triple X flares up, 'I want his ass Cazzo..'

'And if you'd knocked politely, and allowed me to speak, I would have told you that you have The Rage. at Tough Love.'

'Fine. Great. no, better than great. That's perfect.' Triple X smiles evilly, nodding in appreciation. Achilles is less pleased. 'What about me?'

'You?' Cazzo exhales loudly, 'Uh. okay, it can be a handicap match. Achilles and Triple X versus The Rage. Satisfied?'

'I'm not cleared to wrestle yet.' Achilles throws his hands up in anger, 'I can't face Rage in the ring. You know that!'

Cazzo rubs at his eyes, sighing audibly. 'Let me think a moment.' He rocks back in his chair, hands behind head and eyes half closed. Moments later they open once more, and he nods slowly at the pair. 'Alright. I have an idea. Take a seat boys, here's what we're going to do..'

(Fade to Black)

JP: Now what was that all about??

ND: Got no clue at all, John. All I know is that we saw one hell of a show here tonight and it promises to be even a bigger show next week.

JP: Thats true but let us end with the words that I always say. We will probly find out next week on the EWCL PPV TOUGH LOVE!!!!! Be there people!!!!

(Fade out)