(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. Then the titantron shows clips of last weeks TOUGH LOVE PPV. The screen fades to black and we see out two commentators for the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).

John Pilchard: Yes, its time for another VENOM. I know you all have been waiting for this. Especially after last weeks PPV. TOUGH LOVE truly was a great PPV with lots of spectacular matches and freaky things happening. Tonight we are gonna see how everyone is doing after that great PPV.

Neil Down: Yeah we know by now, that you liked it last week. I'll admit I had my fun last week, and then I don't only refer to that nice lady who escorted me to my bedroom.

JP: Neil!! This is a family show you know.

ND: Really??

JP: But lets get this thing started. Tonight we will see the big man of the EWCL, Super Trouper in action. He is not gonna defend his new Universal Title, but together with Vego he is gonna defend his tagtitles against Morning Star and The Punisher. Thats gonna be some battle. Can the Legion win their first gold, thats the question. We also know now who Exile is gonna have to fight. I just saw the latest card of the night and it says that Exile's match is scheduled after the match for the tagtitles. And Exile has to face the winners of that match in a handicap match. Thats gonna be some challenge for Exile!!!

ND: Yep, it certainly will be!! Then just think of our main event match of tonight. Triple X gets a chance to put things right again, to show The Rage that Triple X is the best man. Last week we saw that The Rage beat Triple X, but well he only won coz Prez Cazzo made Achilles count for the pin.

JP: Well hello!! Achilles was the referee, so counting was his job, you know. I wonder though if we are gonna see Achilles here tonight.

ND: Next to those matches we will see another tagmatch. Hardcore champ Ex-Terminator and his brother Freak Destroyer Cerberus will go up against Prime Time champion Dan Prohibition and Internet champ Tony Canon.

JP: Three champs in that ring. I bet Cerberus is gonna feel a bit uncomfortable in that ring. But it promises to be a big fight.

ND: But the first match we are gonna see here tonight is the threeway match between James Demise, Tony DeLucci and newcomer Sgt. Death. Especially James Demise and Sgt. Death have been at eachother throat all week, so there is definately gonna spill blood there. No doubt about it.

JP: You could be right there, Neil. But I hear we go backstage first.

(The screen comes up and we see "The Mailman" Herbie Hiscock - thats his new gimmick and I must say really an awesome gimmick. Herbie has a letter in his hand and at the moment he stands in front of the door of Angelina Ferrari. Angelina, ofcourse is the girlfriend of Tony DeLucci. Herbie knocks on the door and a couple seconds later Angelina opens the door. Herbie hands over the letter and leaves. Angelina rips the letter open and starts to read the note thats inside of the enveloppe. The look on her face chances immediately and she drops the note and runs directly in the arms of Tony DeLucci who was a couple of feet behind her. DeLucci holds her close and Angelina is trying to whipe the tears out of her eyes.

Angelina: Why??? Why me Tony???

(DeLucci doesn't have an answer to that question).

Angelina: Don't leave me here alone, Tony!!! Please!!! Forget about that match!! Stay with me please!!!

(DeLucci walks over to the door and shuts the door. All that the camera man can do is to zoom in on the note that is still laying on the floor. He zooms in and the note says:..............."SOON...........BE THERE.........BITCH". Then the camera fades to black).

JP: Man, thats the second week in a row that a female got a note saying that. What does it mean??

ND: It means that bitch gotta be somewhere soon.

JP: Neil!!!!

ND: Well sorry, but you asked what it meant.

JP: I meant what the true meaning of that note is.

ND: It means that.....

(Neil Down's talking gets interrupted by the music of James Demise. He comes running down the aisle and slides into the ring. He stands in the ring and people start booing him).

(Then Sgt. Death's music starts to play and the sarge appears from behind the curtains and starts making his way to the the ring. Once he arrives, he looks at the crowd, then looks at James Demise and then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

(Then Tony DeLucci's music starts to play. But everything stays quiet at the end of the aisle. Nobody is coming out. No Tony DeLucci and no Angelina Ferrari).

JP: I guess she talked him into staying with him backstage.

ND: Yeah, they probly getting it on at this very moment, haha.

JP: Neil!!! This is serious you know, Angelina just got a note that upset her alot.

ND:....

JP: So that leaves us a one on one match here.

Ding ding ding

ND: Sgt. Death charges in, but Demise meets him with a boot to the head. Sgt. is being peppered with kicks as he makes his way to his feet. Demise is now dropping right hands and forearm shots to the Sgt.'s neck and head. This attack only serves to anger the Sarge. Once on his feet, the Sarge unleashes a headbutt that knocks Demise down.

JP: Now it is Sgt.'s turn to stomp Demise with kicks. Demise heads for a corner to try to get to his feet. Demise gets to a corner but Sgt. greets him with a flying splash in the corner. Sgt. whips Demise in the opposite corner and tries it again, but Demise lifts up his foot and Sgt. flies headfirst into it. Demise then nails Sgt. with a dropkick that sends the Sgt. to the mat.

ND: Demise now goes for a piledriver, but Sgt. Death reverses it and backdrops Demise. Sgt. Death wants to pick Demise up, but Demise lowblows him. Sgt. Death goes to his knees from the pain now. Demise gets back up and kicks Sgt. in the back of the head. Demise grabs him by the chin and brings down a forearm shot to the chest. And he follows that up with an elbow to the head.

JP: Demise now goes for another piledriver attempt and this time he gets it!! Demise now picks Sgt. Death up and he thinks he got the win. But out of nowhere Sgt. Death grabs Demise by the throat. Demise has a look of shock in his eyes as Sgt. Death goes for a chokeslam, but Demise pokes the eyes before Sgt. Death can get it.

ND: Demise picks Sgt. Death and bodyslams him to the mat. And now Demise gives the signal for his finisher, a crippler crossface. But just before he can hook it in, Sgt. Death reaches for the ropes, gets back to his feet and kicks Demise to the gut. Sgt. Death then grabs Demise and woooowww! Sgt. Death hooks in his own finisher now!!! And he executes it!! Sgt. Death for the cover now. 1............2..............3........Yesss he won his debut match in the EWCL.

(Commercials)

(When we come back from the commercials we see Tony Canon walking backstage. He got a mean look on his face and every door he sees he kicks in. Just moments before he kicked in the door of Maulers lockkerroom, but noone was there. After Canon did the same thing to the door of Dawg Fase. But that room also was empty. Canon obviously is looking for his newborn baby, only a week old. Last week we saw how Morning Star kidnapped the baby. Words are that Morning Star took the baby and the nurse with him to Venom. And Tony Canon heard about it and now he's going through everybody's lockerroom.

It looks like Canon isn't even thinking of his match with Dan Prohibition against Ex-Terminator and Cerberus. Canon just continues to crash every room to see if his baby is there).

JP: Wow, yeah that looks like one determined man.

ND: Yeah well he probly won't get any from his wife till he finds the baby.

JP: NEIL!!!! That was way out of line!!!!

ND: Sorry.

JP: Tony Canon is doing everything he can to find his baby back. You shouldn't make fun of that.

ND:.....

(Then One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition comes walking out. As usual he got a hockey mask on and the prime time title around his waist. He walks to the ring and slides in and waits for his partner and his opponents).

(Runnin with the devil starts to play. But just like before with Tony DeLucci, nobody is appearing from behind the curtains. Nothing happening. No Tony Canon. Canon is too caught up with searching the arena for his baby).

(Then Seek and Destroy starts to play and Ex-Terminator and Freak Destroyer Cerberus come running out. They already seen that this thing is going in their favour, coz its gonna be two against one here. They arrive at the ring and slide in).

(Dan is trying to say thats its not an even fight here and that one of his two opponents should leave. Ex-Terminator and Freak just look at eachother for a sec and then at the same time, they kick Dan in the stomache and follow that up with a double ddt!!).

JP: I think this match is on now. And I think its a handicap match we got here!!

ND: Sure thing John. We see now that Ex-T and Freak pick Dan up again and they send him into the ropes. Dan comes back and bamm double clothesline by the brothers. Now Freak goes to the outside of the ring and Ex-T is gonna start of Dan. Ex-T picks Dan up from the mat and he uppercuts Dan in the chin. Ex-T follows that up with sending Dan into the ropes and giving him a big boot when he returns from the ropes. And again Dan goes down to the mat.

JP: Ex-T lifts Dan up now and he sends him into the corner. Ex-T charges in right after, but Dan moves out of the way just in time, but wait Ex-T anticipated to that. He probly already assumed that Dan was gonna do that. Dan looks up now and Ex-T grabs him by the throat and throws him back into the corner. Ex-T now starts handing out fists and Dan is feeling it now. Ex-T now climbs on the lowest turnbuckle and continues to ramm his fist into Dan's head.

ND: But oooh Dan picks Ex-T up and oooh that looks like a spinebuster that he executed there!!! Dan slowly gets back to his feet now, he graps for air. Dan bounces in the ropes and does an elbow drop on Ex-T. Dan picks Ex-T up now and sends him in the ropes, Ex-T comes back and wammm Dan nails him with a superkick. Dan goes for the cover now. 1..........2.....but a kickout by Ex-T. Dan quickly back to his feet and he stomps a couple of times on Ex-T's head.

JP: Dan now back in the lead here. He picks Ex-T up by the hair and he hands out a few chops and punches. Dan then whips Ex-T into the ropes again, but Ex-T hangs on to the ropes and he tags in Freak Cerberus. Cerberus quikcly gets in and rushes over to Dan and takes him down with a flying clothesline!!! Some move there!! Cerberus grabs Dan by the head and drags him to a corner now. Cerberus uses his boot now to choke Dan and its working the way he wants it.

ND: The ref is counting now, while Cerberus is still choking Dan with his boot. Finally the ref makes Cerberus break the chokehold. Dan uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but he is grasping for air again. Ofcourse he is after that chokemove. Cerberus pumps himself and the crowd up and then he goes over to Dan and picks him and executes a gorilla press slam!!! We seen him do that before, he sure likes that move!!! Cerberus goes for the pin now. 1.........2........but foot on the ropes by Dan.

JP: Smart move by the prime time champion. Its a tough match for him, having to fight alone against the two brothers. Cerberus picks Dan up once more, but Dan lowblows him. Cerberus falls to one knee and Dan takes advantage of the situation now and he kicks Cerberus in the head and Cerberus goes to the mat. Dan goes over to the corner and starts climbing it, once he is on the topturnbuckle he raises his arms and he dives of, but just before impact, Cerberus moves out of the way and Dan flies straight into the mat.

ND: Cerberus rolls to his corner and he tags Ex-T in. Cerberus picks Dan up and lifts him up and Ex-T lifts his leg up and boots Dan straight in the face. OOOOH YEAH!!!! Now thats what I call a big boot!!! Cerberus now goes back to his corner and Ex-T focusses on Dan. Ex-T goes for the cover right away. 1...........2........but a late kickout by Dan. He sure is in trouble here. Ex-T picks Dan up and again he whips him in a corner. Ex-T moves over and he lifts Dan up and puts him on the topturnbuckle. Ex-T also climbs the topturnbuckle now.

JP: Both men are on top now and Ex-T is trying to hook in a superplex. He hooks it up, but he can't execute it!!! Dan blocked it, and Dan counters with a tornado ddt!!!! WOOOOHOOO did you see that!!! A tornado ddt from the topturnbuckle!!! But both men are out on the mat now!!! Cerberus is cheering Ex-T on from the corner. After 7 seconds it is Dan who is the first to get back up. He goes for a cover now. 1..............2.........but Ex-T kicks out in the last moment.

ND: Dan sees how Cerberus is cheering to Ex-T. Dan goes over to the corner Cerberus is standing and he punches him in the face. Cerberus wants to get in, but the ref prevent him from doing that. The ref is stopping Cerberus. In the meantime Dan slided to the outside, grabbed his stopsign and he slided back into the ring. He goes over to Ex-T, and he wants to nail him with that stopsign. But just when he wants to do that, the ref turns around and yells at Dan.

JP: Dan turns around and sees the ref coming into his direction. He then turns back to Ex-T, but Ex-T is back to his feet now and he spears Dan to the mat!!!! What a spear was that!!!!! The ref kicks the stopsign out of the ring, while Ex-T tags in Cerberus. Cerberus starts climbing the topturnbuckle while Ex-T lifts Dan up on his shoulders. Ex-T slowly walks to the corner in which Cerberus is standing on the topturnbuckle.

ND: Cerberus jumps of the turnbuckle and in the air he grabs Dan by the throat and chokeslams him to the mat!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Excellent move!!!! Cerberus goes for the cover. 1................2..............3..........yeahh they got the win here. Freak Cerberus and Ex-Terminator won this match. Even though it was a handicap match, its still a good win for them.

(Commercials)

JP: Now we are gonna see the new Universal Champion in action. Yes, Super Trouper is gonna defend his tagtitles together with Vego against the Legion members Morning Star and Punisher.

ND: Lets go to ringside.

(Invasion starts to play and Punisher and Morning Star make their appearance and start walking to the ring. The crowd boos them, but they don't seem to care).

(Then Between angels and insects starts to blare over the speakers and the tagchampions Super Trouper and Vego come out and make their way to the ring. Once they arrived at ringside they enter and wait for the match to begin).

(Then all of a sudden DC TALK’ EXTREME DAYS comes over the PA system and Exile shows up at the ramp to a loud pop from some of the crowd).

Exile: HEY LOOK EVERYONE! IT’S A COMMISIONER!!! Hey Super Trouper…if I might be steal a line from a great man…I twat I saw a title swot! See m’boy. I could give a rats ass about the intrest of fairness, the only intrest I have is in what the fans want to see and more importantly what amuses me. And Vego, well you don’t amuse me. Trouper you amuse me. Punny Bunny and Morning Wood. You guys amuse me. But not Vego. Vego your out of this match. OOOHHHHHH THAT SUCKS FOR YOU TROUPER! Tell you what Ill make this match a three way. NAH! How about a handicap tag team title match folks? THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

(Crowd goes insane cheering. And Vego runs down the ramp and is yelling at Exile until finally he pushes him and Exile turns around and then clotheslines Vego onto the steel ramp and security comes and drags him off as Exile sits by ringside).

JP: Well lets get this title match started! Trouper has to seem a little nervous with both Morning Star and Punisher in the ring. Morning Star starts things by locking up with Trouper and Trouper is trying to get teh upper hand but just can't get any leverage on the big man. Punisher is just taking it easy surveying the match calculating everything in his mind. He waits for the rign opportunity then kicks out Trouper's legs and Trouper falls onto his back with Morning Star not letting go of the tie up.

ND: Trouper is in a world of pain right now. IF he taps out now then its he loses the tag team belts, . Oh here is a suprise Trouper is getting back up!

JP: HA! Trouper is a strong sonnuva gun! Trouper will win this match not problem.

ND: I agree on the fact that Trouper is trully a great wrestler and proves it by hitting a snap suplex on Morning Star. Punisher even seemed suprised by that one.

JP: He is even more suprised now as Trouper turns and gives Punisher a snap suplex of his own. Looks like not even Punisher and Morning Star are gonna stop this guy. Face it guys I'm RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG!! HA!

ND: Punisher rolls out of the ring and Morning Star gets up and starts to pound on the former champ. Trouper just is facing too much power and too much finesse. Oh but he recovers with a low blow. Morning Star goes down hard after that one.

JP: That was probably the only way to stop the big man from beating him to a pulp. But Punisher is in the ring ands runs a Trouper. Trouper catches him and hits a spinebuster but falls down himself. Wow all three men are down from exhaustion and this match has hardly even started. Trouper and Punisher rise at the same time and Trouper swings at Punisher but Punisher ducks and rises with a clothesline from hell. Trouper goes down hard as Morning Star is starting to get his bearings. Morning Star and Punisher have yet to try anything on each other, do you think that they will?

ND: They won’t have to because Trouper is going to eliminate them both and then beat Russo next week.

JP: Trouper is face down on the mat and Morning Star and Punisher are talking about what they want to do with him. But wait Trouper appears to be reaching for something under the ring. He’s got the kendo stick! He rises up as Punisher and Morning Star start heading for him unaware of the kendo stick. He tries to bring it down on Punisher but Punisher steps out of the way and Morning Star takes the swing. HE STILL STANDING!! Trouper appears stunned and Punisher does too. Morning Star shakes it off and steps toward Trouper but Trouper hits him again in the stomach and brings it down over his head. HE”S STILL NOT DOWN!! Everyone is cheering insanely for Morning Star not to fall. Trouper runs to the ropes and clotheslines Morning Star with the kendo stick but the big man refuses to fall!!! This is unreal.

ND: I am amazed by this. But oh man Morning Star falls as Trouper hits a blockbuster with the kendo stick. He tries for the pin but Punisher breakes it up after a one count. Punisher picks up Trouper and scoop slams him. He tries for a pin himself but only gets a two count. Morning Star is starting to stir as Trouper gets up and hits the ropes Punisher ducks the clothesline and as Trouper hits the other ropes and Punisher catches him with in the neck and hits him with a huge chokeslam!!! Punisher picks him up for a pumphandle suplex and gets ready for the Punisherbomb and as he’s bring him down Morning Star grabs Trouper’s head and hits the Dead End!! What do they call that move?

JP: I have no idea but it seems to be working as Morning Star covers Trouper for the 1…2. NO TROUPER REVERSES THE COUNTER AND HES GOTS MORNING STARS TIGHTS!!!! 1…2…3!! TROUPER WINS!!!!!

(Exile runs to the ring)

Exile: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Did I say SINGLE ELMINATION?! I THINK NOT! Now its you and Punny Bunny for the tag team titles RING THAT BELL REFY!!

(Trouper is still not moving from that devastating combination of moves from the team of Punisher and Trouper. But now these two are going to have to square off against each other for those belts. Trouper and Punisher square off. Each one sizing up their opponent. They lock up and Trouper throws Punisher into the ropes. Punisher steps away from Troupers charge and he crashes into the turnbuckle shaking the whole ring)

JP: The whole ring? The whole world heard that retard crash into the turnbuckle. At least a 8.9 on the Richter scale.

ND: Punisher begins to put the boots to Trouper trying to wear the big man down. But Trouper catches one of the boots and throws Punisher onto his back. Punisher springs back up and lunges his whole body at Trouper knocking the big man to the mat. He then starts to put strain on Trouper’s knees. Trouper reaches for the ropes and gets to safety.

JP: Punisher is to his feet and Trouper is having a little trouble standing. Punisher runs at Trouper but Trouper turns and gives him a hip toss instead. Trouper is climbing up the turnbuckle now. Wait a second. TROUPER IS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! Punisher is still down. Trouper launches himself but Punisher is up and meets him with a drop kick. Trouper hits the mat hard and appears to be grabbing his chest. Punisher is up and begins to work at the knee again. The ref stops Punisher as Trouper tries to stand. Punisher jumps up the top rope and waits for Morning Star to stand fully. The Punisher jumps but Trouper sees it and catches Punisher with the Diamond cutter!!! That’s it the match is over. Both men have fallen onto the mat with neither one moving. The ref is counting. 6…7…8…

ND: Trouper is up and Punisher is stirring. Trouper picks up Punisher but Punisher kicks him in the stomach. Punisher looks like he’s going on instinct right now. Trouper doubles over and Punisher pick him up for the Punisherbomb!!!! But wait on Trouper’s way down he got off another Destiny!!! Both men hit hard and it’s a mangle of bodies. The ref is counting both men 1….2…3…4…4…5…6…7…Neither man is stirring! 8…9...PUNISHER IS UP!!! PUNISHER IS UP!!! He pins Trouper for the 1…2..He kicked out!!!. Trouper is now up and he tries to mount an offensive but Punisher counters and attemps another GAVEL!!!!!

JP: Trouper wiggles out and turns on Punisher and grabs him DESTINY!!!!! Trouper goes for the cover! NOO HERE COMES EXILE WITH THE STOP SIGN!!! HE NAILS TROUPER AND TELLS THE REF TO CONTINUE! PUNISHER COVERS! 1…2…3!!!!!! PUNISHER AND MORNING STAR WIN!!!!!! NEW TAG CHAMPS!!

ND: Does this mean Exile is with the legion? Hes still got that stop sign and LOOK! EXILES EXTENDING HIS HAND TO PUNISHER AND MORNING STAR! The legion members are exchanging looks and THEY SHAKE EXILES HAND!!! WHAT AN ALLAINCE!!!! WHAAAAAAAT?! EXILE JUST NAILED THEM BOTH WITH THE STOP SIGN!!!!!!!! HES POINTING TO THE BIG SCREEN? WHAT DOES THAT SAY!!!!!!! IT SAYS ROYAL FAMILY FOREVER!!!!! ROYAL FAMILY FOREVER!!!!!!!

(Commercials)

JP: Ok, after the match we just saw, Morning Star and Punisher can go at it again. Remember what the card said, the winner of the match for the tagtitles have to face Exile. We see that Punisher and Morning Star are still in the ring. They just shook hands and congratualated eachother with the tagtitles. Its the first title for the Legion.

ND: And now they have to fight Exile. Man, they have it easy, first a handicap match against Super Trouper and now against Exile.

(Then Extreme days by DC Talk starts to play and Exile comes walking out. The fans start booing him right away, at least most of the fans do. He got a bit of a grin on his face. He walks right over to Jay Blue, asks for the mic, climbs in the ring and starts to talk).

Exile: Punisher, Morning Star I know you have been waiting to fight me. But I don't think it would be a fair match. I'm just too much man, even for the two of you. So all in all it would only be a big humiliation for the tagchampions and nobody wants that, right. So as I am the commissioner I have decided to make a slight alteration to this match. Don't worry, the two of you will fight someone and I also will have my match. Let me start to say that I will fight Vego right after this match.

JP: VEGO??? Man, this guy is ridiculous. First he makes Vego get out of the match before and now he is gonna fight him??

ND: Shss, Exile is talking.

Exile: Then Punisher and Morning Star, the man you are gonna fight right now is none other then............Cazzo!!! Yes, Prez Crappo will step into that ring and you can do whatever you want with him!!! HAHAHA.

(Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes running out. On his way he is shaking his head and yelling "no no no". He enters ringside and also gets a microphone and climbs in the ring aswell).

Prez Cazzo: No no no, Exile you can't do that. I still have the highest power here, don't forget about that!!!

(Exile then takes a paper out of his pocket and holds it up).

Exile: But doesn't this paper say that I can sign any match I want to??

(Prez Cazzo looks closer at the paper and a concerned look appears on his face).

Prez Cazzo: Uhm, uh. I believe it does.

Exile: So there you have it. You will fight Punisher and Morning Star right here, right now!!! And to make it special I make it a no-dq match. haha!!!

Prez Cazzo: But....

(At that moment Punisher and Morning Star attack Cazzo from behind and double backdropsuplex him!!!. Exile quickly slides out of the ring and while he leaves ringside he is laughing his ass of).

JP: Oh man, this isn't right!!

ND: It was a stupid mistake that Prez Cazzo made last week. He should never have agreed to that stipulation. Now Exile is commissioner and he can do whatever he wants to.

JP: Cazzo is slowly getting back to his feet, but in the meantime Morning Star got a hold of a steelchair. MS sneeks up from behind and waits till Cazzo is back to his feet. When Cazzo is standing again MS takes a swing and ramms that steelchair on Cazzo's head!! BAMMMMM!!!!! What a bang was that!!!! Cazzo is busted open and he goes down!!!

ND: MS then hands over the steelchair to Punisher. The Punisher first hesitates but then he ramms the chair into the midsection of the prez. MS then grabs the chair once again and uses it numerous times on Cazzo. Punisher then signals him to go for the pin. MS drops the chair and starts covering Prez Cazzo. The ref starts counting. 1.................2................3.............and Punisher and Morning Star have the win.

JP: But yeah this was the most unfair match I have ever seen. Prez Cazzo never even had a chance here!! It was two on one, and they attacked him with a chair, from behind. What more do you want?

ND: Some naked women at ringside.

JP: Neil!!! That was a retorical question!!!

ND: A what???

JP: Nevermind.....We see that Morning Star and Punisher grabbed their tagtitles and they raise them in the air, but all the crowd does is boo them. The Legion then decides to leave ringside. In the ring we see that Prez Cazzo is still laying there motionless. He is laying in his own blood there. Man, all the beatings he has to go through, its unreal.

(Commercials).

JP: Hello all. During the break we saw how the paramedics layed Cazzo on a stretcher and they carried him out of here. I can't count all the times that we seen that happen. He must of hold the record with most times to be carried out on a stretcher.

ND: Some record.

JP: Fact is though that Exile screwed Cazzo again. And I bet it won't be the last time.

(After saying that Between angels and insects starts to play and Vego comes walking out. He doesn't look good though. He is still limping a bit from an injury he suffered a few weeks ago. Vego was glad that he didn't had to wrestle in that tagmatch before, but now he still has to fight. Vego makes it to the ring and rolls in).

(Extreme days by DC Talk starts to play and Exile comes running out. He still has a grin on his face. A grin that has been on his face for almost a week now. Exile arrives at ringside and he walks over to Jay Blue. Exile whispers something in Jay Blue's ears and then Exile turns to the ring and slides in).

ND: What was that about???

Ding ding ding

JP: Beats me, but lets see what this match is gonna bring us. Exile goes straight for Vego and he clotheslines him to the mat. That was a viscous clothesline.

Ding ding ding.

JP: What????!!!!???....

Jay Blue: And the winner of this match is.....EXILE!!!!

JP: What the fuck is this???

(Everyone is confused now, Vego doesn't know whats happening, the ref doesn't have a clue and even the crowd is quiet. Exile slides out of the ring and once again asks for the mic).

Exile: Oh damn, I forgot to tell that the stipulation for this match was: "First person to fall to the mat loses"!!!

(Exile drops the mic and leaves ringside still laughing).

ND: Damn, he is smart.

JP: He's unfair, thats what he is!!! They need to fire him as commissioner. Just look at it, this is his first night as a commissioner and look at all the damage he has done.

ND: Yeah, pretty good huh.

JP: Noooooo, not good, not good at all!!!!! I wonder what Prez Cazzo is gonna do about it all.

(Commercials start).

Tony Canon: HELLO!!! Anybody here???

(He doesn't hear anything).

Tony Canon: HELLOOO!!! Anybody in here??!!??

(Suddenly we hear a faded noise all in the back. Canon also hears it and he quickly starts going through the entire boillerroom. In the back he then sees a closes. He runs over and wants to open the door, but the door is locked. He knocks on the door, and from behind the door he hears some noises. Canon looks around in the boillerroom and in the corner he sees a crowbar and he goes over and grabs it. He then uses the crowbar to open the door and eventually he manages to do it.

Tony Canon opens the door and in the closet he sees the nurse that Morning Star kidnapped. The nurse is gaggled, but more important. The nurse got the newborn baby in her hands. She is kuffed but still is holding the baby like her life depended on it. Canon reaches for his baby and holds it in his arms. We can see the tears in his eyes now!!! What we see is a happy man!!).

(The screen then fades to black).

(Commercials).

(We come back from commercials).

JP: Oooh finally some good news. Tony Canon and Barbie Jones have their baby back!!! Thats wonderful.

ND: Yeah it is, but shall we focus on the next match, will we.

JP: I.... (Then 'Drag You Down' explodes from speakers placed throughout the arena, and as one the fans are on their feet and jeering at the top of their ample lungs. The lights about the large arena begin to blaze dark green as the Titantron flashes with scenes of the 'One Man Rampage'. Every few seconds a pair of dark eyes appear across the screen, followed by Hylighter after Hylighter. Triple X stalks through the curtain, his malice a plain message written in a scowl across his face. He looks bruised but not beaten, and carries himself with deadly dignity.)

JP: Looks like it's time for a rematch between this man, Triple X, and his opponent from just one week ago, The Rage.

ND: What an amazing match! I haven't been as scared as I was last Sunday since my Aunt May gave me a sponge bath!

JP: Why did your. never mind, I don't want to know. Folks, lets take a look at that phenomenal match thanks to EWCL.com.

(The opening scenes of the match flash by upon the screen as Triple X dominates Rage upon the ramp and over into the fans. The elbow from the stands, destroying The Rage and the table. Back to the ring, and then out again, culminating in the reverse suplex through the announcer's table. The Rage locking Triple X up for the pin, and Achilles' refusal to count. Cazzo returning to the ring after his brutal bout to force Achilles back. The Revelation! A reluctant count.. One.Two.Three! The Rage triumphant. Fade to black..)

JP: These two went at it from the ramp, through the stands, back to the ring, ringside. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything quite so passionate. It wasn't the bloodiest of battles, but pound for pound it was the most intense.

ND: And you can't forget the role that Achilles played. If he hadn't called it straight down the middle, who knows how it may have turned out?

JP: Down the middle?! Cazzo had to force him to count the pin, and even then The Rage was almost screwed out of his victory.

ND: You say potato..

JP: I'll give you potato..

(Triple X, now standing dead center of the ring, taps a microphone and begins, 'Let me tell you something. Last Sunday was the biggest heap of cr*p I've ever experienced in my years in this business.' The fans boo, disagreeing vehemently with the heel's take on the match. 'I got screwed, plain and simple. Roll the tape..' He points up towards the Titantron.)

(The scene opens with Triple X throwing The Rage over the barrier.. He climbs over the barrier, followed by Achilles. Picking rage up, he rolls him into the ring. Achilles slides under the ropes, and Triple X climbs in and the bell rings, signalling the start of the match. From the looks of it, it should be signalling the end. Triple X pulls Rage's leg up and Achilles counts. ONE....TWO....THR...And The Rage kicks out. The scene ends.)

('That was a bullshit count. Hell, you just saw it. I'd had Rage pinned for a good five seconds there!')

JP: That's nonsense! That was about the only time Rage got a fair count the entire match!

(Triple X continues, 'You half-assed it Achilles! You stupid son-of-a-bitch. You and I are through. Carry your own ass from now on.' The fans jeer as Triple X stalks about the ring, 'SHUDDUP! I ain't finished! Role the second tape!')

(The scene opens with Exile vs. Cazzo - the Cage Match from last Sunday's Tough Love event. Exile climbs over the top of the cage, then to the floor!!!! Down can be heard to shout. 'YESSSSS EXILE IS OUT OF THE CAGE AND HE WON THIS MATCH!!! He won it, and he didn't only win this match but he also is the new Commissioner of the EWCL. Cazzo is really gonna hate that!!! ' The scene ends.)

(Triple X shakes his head and jabs a finger towards the screen, 'I don't know whether you all missed that. especially you Pilchard! Maybe you all went on a p*ss break right there at the end of that match, but CAZZO WAS NO LONGER THE G*DDAMN PRESIDENT! HE WAS A G*DDAMN JANITOR HERE!')

JP: He's our rightful President. I don't care what he says.

ND: I do.

('There's no way Cazzo could have ordered Achilles to count that pin! Only Exile could have made that call.. I got screwed! So O'Connor. get your ass out here. You and I are gonna go at it one more time, and I guarantee you I' m going to stand over you beaten carcass at the end and spit in your g*ddamn face!' The 'One Man Rampage' drops the mic and kicks it out of the ring. Snarling, he motions up the ramp for Rage to come out.)

JP: One more time.

(The lights in the packed arena flicker and die, like candles in a strong breeze. Several hundred feet above the roaring mass, the roof of the auditorium lights up, dark blue flash-globes swooping slowly like lazy crows. The Titantron gradually brightens into life, displaying disjointed images like a slideshow of memories... sepia remembrances and flickering triumphs to the opening riff of Kid Rock's 'American Bad Ass'. The pyro explodes into flame, cascading blasts rolling back and forth. The fans are alive, lifting the roof with their collective enthusiasm for this man. And then he is there at the top of the ramp, watching, waiting, like an Angel of Death. He is still heavily bandaged about the chest and abdomen, and he stares long and hard at Triple X with that deadly ebon gaze. Triple X calls for him, demands him. Yet he is still unmoving when on either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium. Burning bright and strong for several moments, they too eventually fade, until finally five words flash blindingly in white across the Jumbo Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is at Hand'. With those words he plucks a mic from the back of his tights. The crowd response is deafening.)

('You know, I'm getting tired of hearing your voice Triple X. After tonight, I don't ever want to hear it again. I kicked your ass last Sunday, and proved to everyone exactly what I'd been saying. that you're the biggest piece of crap walking God's green earth!' The fans cheer boisterously, 'But you know what? I'm gonna grant your request. you and me, one more time. No special guest referees, no stipulations, just me kicking your ass all across this damn arena!' And with that, he heads down to the ring, tossing the mic to one of the nearby cameramen.)

JP: Rage is rolling into the ring and. Triple X has caught him! He's stomping a new asshole into him! My God, he's really putting the boots to The Rage there. Rage can't get to his feet, he's not being given a chance!

ND: And Triple X is still focusing on those ribs. At this rate the only thing keeping Rage's insides in will be his skin.

JP: He's had enough of that. luckily for The Rage. He's got Rage up, and he' s sending him into the ropes. BACK BODY DROP! That's gotta hurt! That's really gotta hurt! Look at Triple X now, he's taunting the crowd. They're reacting. they really hate him!

ND: You think he cares?

JP: Not a damn bit. Triple X has Rage up again. what's he setting him up for now? BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Every move designed to weaken and further injure those ribs of The Rage! Triple X is on his feet again. he's shouting at Rage. taunting him to get up. This man has no mercy. He truly is the 'One Man Rampage'.

ND: Not just a catch phrase. it's a way of life.

JP: Rage is getting to his feet, slowly. Triple X is waiting for him. he's behind him. Rage is almost there. Triple X SWEEPS Rage off his feet! Damn him, he's just playing games with The Rage. He's not interested in finishing this match. he's only interested in injuring The Rage further. ending his career. See, look at that. The referee is checking on Rage. seeing if he can continue. Rage is waving him off. He's struggling to his feet. Triple X moves in. WHAM! Rage hits him with a huge right hook! And another! And another! Again. Again! Triple X is looking more than a little punch-drunk! Rage has his feet now, and he's wailing on Triple X with those blows! Triple X is stumbling back. Rage grabs him, sends him into the ropes. SWINGING CHOKESLAM!

ND: How does he come back like that?!

JP: This man never quits! He just never gives in! Rage is testing those ribs. he's clearly in some pain. Triple X looks a little stunned. Rage pulls Triple X to his feet, comes around behind. SIDEWALK SLAM! He's dropping down for the pin, this could be over. ONE..TW..KICKOUT! Not even a two count. This is not good news for Rage. Rage has got Triple X by the hair. he's pulling him to his feet. WAIT! Triple X delivers a boot to the abdomen! Rage drops to his knees. Triple X yanks him up. and puts him down with a vicious STANDING CLOTHESLINE! He's on top of Rage. he's got Rage in a SUPER CAMEL CLUTCH!

ND: See how he's sitting on his lower back and pulling on his neck like that? That'll give you and extra inch or two between each of your ribs.

JP: Can you imagine what it must be doing to The Rage?! The referee is asking if Rage wants to submit! Triple X is pulling hard on the hold! If he doesn't separate every one of Rage's ribs, surely he's gonna rip his damn head off!

ND: Nah, I don't think we'd be allowed to show that in this time slot.

JP: Rage won't give in, but Triple X doesn't look about to loosen the hold. He just won't let up on The Rage. The referee is still asking The Rage if he wants to submit. Rage looks like he might. NO! NO, he's screaming in agony, but he won't submit!

ND: He is one tough hombre. Tough, or stupid. I'm not going to make the call.

JP: Triple X is finally letting go. He's realised this isn't working. Rage is curling up. I think Triple X has aggravated some of the injury done last week. What's he.? Triple X is climbing out of the ring. he's. got a chair! He snaps it together and slides back under the ropes! I told you! This isn't about the damn match! This is about hurting The Rage! He's pulling back for what'll be a tremendous blow. YES! The referee grabs the chair. he throws it aside. Triple X is livid! He shoves the referee. The referee shoves back!

ND: That wasn't smart.

JP: Triple X has the official. HYLIGHTER! TRIPLE X JUST GAVE THE OFFICIAL A HYLIGHTER! The referee is down! What a low act by one of the lowest men we have operating here.

ND: Shhhhh, if he hears you, he'll come over and add you to the list.

JP: Just let him try.. Triple X screams at the referee. He's abusing an unconscious man! The Rage is almost to his feet. Triple X turns. He just waits. he has him lined up.. Rage is on his feet.. HYLIGHTER! TRIPLE X HAS THIS ONE WON! He pulls a leg up. WAIT! There's no referee! Triple X has shot himself in the foot by taking down the referee! He's had Rage pinned there for several seconds, but there's no one to count it.

ND: You go up there and count it, quick!

JP: I'm not an authorised official here! Triple X releases The Rage and crawls over to the fallen referee. He gives him a slap, shouts something at him. Rage is coming out of it. he's starting to move again. Triple X stands up, gives the referee a kick. The official is stirring. Hold on. HERE COMES ANOTHER OFFICIAL! He's sliding into the ring. Rage is to his knees. The new official grabs Triple X by the shoulder, turns him. Triple X reacts. HYLIGHTER! HE JUST GAVE THE SECOND REFEREE A HYLIGHTER!

ND: I think that one was an accident.

JP: I'm sure you're right.. Triple X grabs his head. he's just realised what he's done! Rage is on to one leg. Triple X has seen him. he comes charging over. Rage spies him. LOW BLOW! Rage has low blowed the 'One Man Rampage'!

ND: Hey, whatever works.

JP: The great equaliser! Triple X is staggered. Rage is to his feet. EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Triple X rocks back. Rage locks him up. ONE HANDED SCOOP SLAM! Triple X is down! Rage comes off the ropes. DOUBLE KNEE DROP! He's back up. pulling away a little. he's calling for it! He's calling for the Revelation!

ND: This could be it then..

JP: Triple X is getting to his feet. He's almost there. Rage awaits like a bird of prey. Triple X is up. Rage hooks him up! He's got him for the REVELATION.! WAIT! Triple X twists. he's reversed and has Rage in the HYLIGHTER! Rage reacts, throwing Triple X off into the ropes..

ND: Here comes another referee. I'm not sure there's room for him in the ring!

JP: Triple X rebounds off the ropes. Rage. REVELATION! REVELATION! Rage has nailed it! He rolls Triple X up for the pin. the referee slides into the ring. ONE.......TWO........THREE! THE RAGE HAS WON IT! AGAIN!

(The ring bell sounds.)

Jay Blue: And your winner. The Rage!

('American Bad Ass' explodes through the arena to a chorus of chants from the fans. The Rage stumbles to his feet with the aid of the referee, who raises his arm in victory before seeing to his fallen compatriots.)

JP: You've got to wonder how this would have turned out if Triple X hadn't given the referee a Hylighter.

ND: You don't have to wonder at all. Triple X had The Rage pinned for a good ten seconds before letting him go. I don't think Triple X is going to be pleased about this outcome at all.

JP: Once again, you're probably.. Still, as it stands, The Rage has two pinfalls and one DQ victory over the 'One Man Rampage' here in the EWCL!

(John's voice is cut off by a crackling over the loudspeakers as 'American Bad Ass' cuts off. All eyes turn to the Titantron as the huge screen lights up. The picture shows a door with the number 16 upon it. It appears to be the door to an apartment, but it is difficult to tell. As the camera pulls back, the scene is more clear. We are in a narrow hallway facing an apartment door. The camera turns to the side a little and Achilles' face comes into picture. The sound of one man clapping can be heard through the speakers.)

('Congratulations Rage. We're all very proud of you I'm sure.' The fans in the arena jeer loudly at the screen, while Rage watches in abject fury. Achilles continues, 'But look, I didn't make this trip just to pat you on the back. I could have done that from that cesspool they call a city right there.' The fans boo louder, 'No, this is something special for you. Do you. do you recognise this apartment Rage? I'm sure you do, right? C'mon, think about it. Okay, well, if you need some help, maybe I can cut you some slack. ' Turning, Achilles reaches out and turns the handle. The door opens into the living room of the small apartment. Achilles turns back to the camera, 'Lets go take a looksee.')

(Achilles enters the living room, followed by the camera. The camera pans around. A small coffee table sits in the dead center, cluttered with magazines, remotes, and a half-drunk cup of the self-same beverage. Surrounding the table are two large, comfortable-looking brown couches. A couple of bookshelves line the wall, and a TV stands next to the door and opposite the lounges. Off to the side can be glimpsed a couple of pieces of outdated exercise equipment, and further on to the left the kitchen can be spied through a large feature opening in the wall. Just at the range of hearing, the sound of running water can be heard distantly, as though somewhere further in the apartment. The camera follows Achilles down the hallway on the right, and the sound of the running water gets louder. He stops half way down the hall and looks down. He motions to the camera to follow his gaze, 'Now I like that Rage. very classy.' The camera pans down to show a black G-string. The fans in the arena whoop and cat call. Achilles smirks, 'Don't you just love black lace Rage? I know I do.')

(Achilles motions for the camera to follow him further down the hall. He comes to a door on the right, open inwards just slightly. Steam pours out of the crack, and the noise of running water is now rather loud. The sound of a young woman singing can be heard echoing in what it has now become apparent is a bathroom. Achilles pushes on the door a little, and the camera picks up the silhouette of a shapely young woman inside a steamed-up glass shower. The arena fans cheer at the mere suggestion of puppies. Achilles jumps a little in mock surprise, and pulls the door closed some. He turns back to the camera. 'I'm afraid I can't let you follow me in there. who knows what you might see. Certainly nothing you'll like.' The fans jeer up at the Titantron, robbed of their voyeuristic pleasure. The young woman is heard to call out, 'Rick? Is that you?' Achilles shrugs, his eyes darkening, 'Won't she be surprised? See you later Rick..' The scene fades out.)

(Inside the ring, The Rage stands stunned. Suddenly, as though the fading of the picture has snapped him out of some reverie, he flies into a rage, slapping the ropes with his large hands. He screams up at the Titantron furiously.)

JP: What. what did we just see? Who was that young lady?!

ND: Lets go back to the live feed and find out I say!

JP: That. I believe that was the girl who interfered in Achilles and Rage's 'Ironman Match' back in the XPCW, but. who is she?

ND: You could tell all that just from the silhouette?! Uh oh, I don't think Rage is going to get the chance to tell us anyway..

JP: What.?!

(As The Rage hastily begins to climb from the ring, Triple X levels him with a vicious blow to the back of the head with a sledgehammer. The Rage slumps back into the ring as Triple X throws the sledgehammer aside and picks up the chair lying by his feet. With a maddened cadence, he sets about dismantling the he lpless Rage with the weapon.)

JP: OH MY GOD! This is despicable! Triple X must have set up this little ambush while Rage was busy watching the Titantron! I don't know who that young woman is, but clearly she has some connection to The Rage, and he was quite distressed by what we just saw. How can Triple X do this?! That girl might be in trouble. The Rage may be the only hope she has, and Triple X is taking him apart!

(The camera zooms in on The Rage, and flecks of blood can be seen forming at his lips as Triple X mercilessly pounds away at him with chair shot after chair shot. Finally a number of paramedics led by Lebinski flood to the ring. The EWCL trainer is behind them with a number of assorted officials.)

JP: Thank God, get some help down here please!

(With a twisted smirk, Triple X drops the chair and leans down over Rage, pulling back and then spitting fiercely in his face. He shouts something at the bloodied man, then steps away and climbs out of the ring, walking past the hurrying paramedics and officials with a large smirk plastered across his harsh face. The fans shake the building with their indignation, lobbing everything they have at hand, from beer cups to popcorn containers, at the 'One Man Rampage'. As the paramedics lift Rage into a stretcher, Triple X stands arms raised and legs spread in the shape of an 'X' at the top of the ramp. 'Drag you Down' rumbles through the screaming arena as the scene fades to black.)

(Commercials)

Now Cazzo arrives at his office, he opens the door and slowly walks to his chair and takes a seat. In front of him on his desk we see the Universal Titlebelt. Next to it we see a note. Prez Cazzo looks confused, he first looks at the titlebelt, then he looks at the note. He then picks up the note and starts to read it. The note says the following:).

"This is short and simple. I achieved my goal. That was to win the Universal Title again. Now that I done that, there is nothing left to win, nothing to gain. I see no more challenge. Therefore I decided to quit and leave the EWCL and drop the Universal Title........Yours truely.......Super Trouper".

Prez Cazzo: What the hell??!!??.........(he pauses) What is this with the Universal Title?? Everyone who holds the Universal Title leaves, whats that. First we had Alexander Glory, then Kritical Kondition and now its Super Trouper!!! Can't they take the pressure?? Can't they take the responsibility?? Now what am I gonna do???

(Prez Cazzo wraps up the paper and throws it in the thrashcan. He then picks up the Universal Title and he throws it to the other side of his office).

Prez Cazzo: I'm sure we'll find a way to get ourselves a new Universal Champion. But I gotta have it all on paper, before Exile can screw it all up again.

(Then the screen fades out and this weeks VENOM is over).