(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Kritical Kondition, Dan Prohibition, Danny Christ, Exile, the EWCL Champion The Rage, and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.

The intro cuts to the packed auditorium as fireworks explode about the throng of fans. The music rages in the background as the camera swings about the audience, who scream at the tops of their lungs and wave homemade signs. The noise is deafening, and after several moments John Pilchard's voice cuts in over the din).

John Pilchard: Anaheim here we are!!! Its time, oh yes its time for VENOM!!! It's the first time EWCL is in Anaheim but by the looks of it, it won't be the last time. Oh man these people are enthousiastic. And there's quite a good reason to, coz tonight is gonna bring us some action.

Neil Down: Hey aren't you gonna introduce me first?

JP: Oh did I forget that? Sitting next to me...Neil Down. Ok, now where was I. In tonights main event we will see our tagchampions Dan Prohibition and The Rage versus former tagchampions Society's Rejection, which ofcourse are Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson. That promises to be some match. There's only one but though, coz as Joe Johnson has another match this evening. He will fight Tony DeLucci in a ladder retirement match. So if it would be the case that Tony DeLucci wins that match, then Sean Corvik is on his own in that tagmatch.

ND: Another big match tonight is the rematch from last week between Exile and Danny Christ. Last week there was a double countout, tonight we'll see whats gonna happen next.

JP: Next to those matches we are gonna see the debut of Jason Drake. He is gonna fight PiNz, the guy that is only known coz he challenged Alexander Glory a couple of weeks ago and got the crap beaten out of him. Thats the only thing we know about PiNz. Tonight we will see if he learnt from that beating. And last but certainly not least we have a threeway match between Fazzer, The General and Roadblock.

ND: And don't forget my investigation concerning Creeping Death and the titles.

JP: How could I forget that, Neil.

(On the screen we then see Prez Cazzo standing outside on the parking lot. The show has already begun but the president is standing in the rain outside and is on his mobile phone talking. Then Pamela Charles comes over to him).

Pamela: Eric, the show has already started!! Shouldn't you be in there??

Prez Cazzo: Shss, I'm on the phone baby and I'm waiting for someone.

Pamela: Who are you waiting for then??

Prez Cazzo: An old friend, Pamela!

(The screen then fades to black again).

JP: Who could that be??

ND: Beats me!!

JP: It must be someone important otherwise the prez wouldn't be waiting outside in the rain at this time.

(Commercials).

JP: Its time for our first match. Two wrestlers we haven't seen in action in the ring yet. So this match will be a surprise for everyone. PiNz versus Jason Drake. Let us begin!!

(Revenge on Society - Blood for blood starts to play and the 6'1" tall PinZ comes walking out. The crowd doesn't really respond to him that much. A few people cheer him on coz he had the nerve to challenge Alexander Glory just like that, while others boo him because they think PiNz thinks he's all that. PiNz doesn't seem to care and he walks to the ring and slides in).

(Then the lights slowly dim as Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" slowly fades in, until the song explodes over the arena's sound system. After a few moments, Jason Drake finally emerges onto the ramp dressed in a pair of baggy blue jeans and a navy St. Louis Rams jersey bearing the name and number of Marshall Faulk. Drake finally makes his way to the ring and climbs up onto the turnbuckle and looks out to the fans cheering him on).

JP: Drake already made a good impression here, I think the fans love him more than PiNz, so I think the crowd chose their favorite here. That will give the newcomer some extra energy.

ND: ITS THE DRAKE, ITS THE DRAKE!!

JP: Whats that suppose to mean, Neil??

ND: Sorry, seen too many Seinfeld episodes.

JP: Uhmm yeah ok. Back to the match, the referee just explained the rules and the bell rings. This match is on!!! PiNz and Drake circle eachother for a few seconds and then they lock up. Pinz grabs Drake in a headlock, but oooh Drake reverses right away by performing a jawbreaker. Drake then grabs Pinz and he whips him into the ropes. Pinz comes off the ropes and oooh headscissor takedown by Drake!!!

ND: The new guy shows a good start here. Drake now in control, he bounces in the ropes and does an elbow drop and lands on Pinz. Drake again in the ropes, for another elbow drop, but ooh this time Pinz moved out of the way in time. Pinz up to his feet again and he charges in towards Drake, who got up aswell, and he takes Drake down with a running clothesline. Pinz now picks up Drake and he slamms him down with bodyslam.

JP: Pinz picks Drake up and he sends him into the ropes and ooh dropkick right in the face!! That knocks the wind out of Drake. Pinz goes for the early pin here, 1..........2.....but a kickout by Drake. Pinz starts complaing to the ref already, why does he do that?? He really doesn't need to do that! Pinz then focus again on Drake and he picks him up and wow he's going for a powerbomb.

ND: Pinz sets Drake up for a powerbomb, he got him in the air now, but wowww did you see that??!!?? Before Pinz could drop Drake, Drake reversed the powerbomb into a hurricanrana!!!! Drake full of energy again now as he runs towards the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle and uses it as a springboard and does a moonsault and lands straight on Pinz!!!

JP: Thats the action we wanna see!!! Drake goes for the cover, but he only gets a two-count. Drake quickly to his feet again and he picks Pinz up, but he lowblows Drake and follows it up with a ddt to the mat!! Pinz raises his arms up in the air, but he only hears boos. He then grabs Drake's ankle and hooks in an anklelock. He got it hooked in now and we can see the expression on Drake's face, this is hurting.

ND: But, he's trying to get up, he's trying to get to his feet!! Pinz is still holding on to his ankle, but Drake made it up to a standing position and oooooh yeah!!....Enziguri by Drake and Pinz goes down to the mat!!! How did he do that??!!?? Great moves by The Drake here. His ankle is in pain though. He bounces in the ropes, but he limps a bit from that anklelock. Pinz takes advantage of that moment and he grabs Drake and executes a snapsuplex.

JP: Pinz for another cover, 1.............2.......but a kickout. Pinz is upset again as he once again starts to complain to the referee. Man, what an attitude does that guy have!! He now turns back to Drake who slowly is getting back up. Pinz picks Drake up for a bodyslam. He got him in the air, but then OOOOOOHHHHH THE AFTERSHOCK!!!! Drake reversed that bodyslam into his own Diamond Cutter finisher!!! Drake for the pin now. 1................2...............3...........yesss its over!!! Drake won here on his debut!!! Good match for the newcomer!!

(Commercials).

JP: ITS SAPHIO!!!! HE'S BACK!!! And just listen to the crowd, they are going nuts!!! Saphio, former Universal and Hardcore Champion is back!!!

(On the parking lot we see that Saphio walks over to Prez Cazzo and they shake hands, then Saphio goes over to Pamela and they hug).

Saphio: Ahhh home sweet home!!!

Prez Cazzo: Its been a while, but now you are here again!

Saphio: Yeppas, and its good to be back!!

(Then the camera fades to black).

JP: Wow, Saphio has returned. He must be fully recovered from that attack then. I don't know if you remember but Saphio left the EWCL with a concussion and a broken leg. He was attacked in his own lockerroom, but we never found out who really attacked him. The only two persons who do know are the attackker himself and Saphio.

ND: You sure that Saphio knows? I mean he could have lost his memory.

JP: I assume he knows, Neil.

(Commercials).

JP: Our next match should be really intresting, a ladder retirement match between Joe Johnson and Tony DeLucci. Above the ring we can already see two papers hanging, that people are the contracts of Joe and Tony. The one who climbs the ladder first and grabs those contracts wins. The loser needs to retire and say goodbye to the EWCL!!

ND: You wanna know something funny John?

JP: What?

ND: Tony DeLucci already was in a retirement match before remember, and he lost!!! Yet he's still in the EWCL.

JP: You are right Neil, but you have to remember that it was all a setup back then. It was all a plan by Prez Cazzo and Tony DeLucci to destroy Joe Johnson and the Royal Family. DeLucci was a founder of the Royal Family but on a certain Venom night he came out again and was a secret opponent in one of Joe Johnsons hardcore matches and he stabbed his former partner and friend in the back. Joe Johnson was an emotional wreck after and left, but now he's back and its time for payback I think.

ND: You never know whats gonna happen then.

(My own summer by the Deftones starts to blare over the pa system and 'The Hardcore Event' Joe Johnson comes walking out. Joe Johnson, one of the founders of the Royal Family and older brother of Shane Johnson makes his way to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and he waits for DeLucci).

(Then Eat the rich starts to play. Its Tony DeLucci's turn to come out and show himself. But there is nobody coming out from behind the curtains. There is no sight of Tony "The Hitman" DeLucci or Angelina Ferrari. It stays quiet there).

ND: I think DeLucci is too afraid to get out.

JP: Could be an explanation. Joe Johnson just went over to Jay Blue to ask if he knows more about this, but Jay only lifted his shoulders. Joe Johnson walks from one side of the ring to the other side. He looks down the aisle to the ramp, but there's nobody there and nobody coming out.

(Joe Johnson then slides out of the ring and he walks over to where the ladder is laying. He grabs the ladder and walks over to the ring and slides it into the ring. He rolls himself in the ring right after).

JP: What is he doing? Is he starting this match on his own or what?

(Joe Johnson grabs the ladder and he sets it up in the middle of the ring. He then starts to climb the ladder. He reaches the top of the ladder and he grabs the two contracts that are hanging there. After grabbing them Joe Johnson descends the ladder and is back on the mat again. He then takes one contract and he shows it to a cameraman. The cameraman zooms in and we see Tony DeLucci's name on that particular contract. Joe then rips DeLucci's contract in two and drops the two halfs on the floor).

JP: I think this is over, I really think this it. Show up or no-show, Joe Johnson was the first to climb that ladder and to grab the contracts. Its over for Tony DeLucci, he's out of the EWCL, once again!! Even though Joe Johnson never got his true revenge, he still did the same to DeLucci now, then DeLucci did to him, and thats at least something.

ND: But you gotta admit that this was a bit disappointing.

JP: Yeah for once you are right Neil.

(Commercials).

ND: HEY?? You're out of line!!

JP: Am I?? Remember last week when you totally ruined precious 5 to 10 minutes of airtime. You know what some sponsors would pay for that? But uh uh, Neil Down needed to use that time to wander of to his pal Danny Christ. But Neil tonight is your second chance, I hope you took the opportunity and returned with something special.

ND: Yes I certainly did. You won't see the lockerroom of Danny Christ or the man in person himself. Trust me. I didn't even mention his name. Its best that we watch the footage. Roll it!!

(A few moments later we see Neil Down on the titantron. He's standing somewhere outside here in Anaheim. He's holding an umbrella coz its raining slightly).

ND: Hey there folks. Everyone wanna know where Creeping Death is? Everyone wanna know where the stolen title belts are? I know I do. This week I think I am gonna find some answers, yes I do. In my pocket I got a paper with an adress on it. Just like last week I got a tip from a reliable source. The source only asked for one favour and thats to keep his identity secret coz he's a wanted man and well I can respect that favour.

(Neil Down then takes the paper out of his pocket and starts to read whats written on it).

ND: The place to find the answers you want to know is here: Parklane 24, Anaheim, Greetings Vinnie "The Butcher" James.

(Neil Down looks up in the camera coz he's aware of it that he just read out loud the name of his source, the source who didn't wanted to be exposed).

ND: Hmm, uh, hey cameraman remind me of it that we cut out that last part after, ok.

Cameraman: Sure.

ND: Phew, that was close. Ok, up we go to Parklane 24, Anaheim. Man we are lucky that the adress we have to go is in Anaheim where Venom takes place....coincidence???....I think not. This proves once again that I am a true great investigator.

(The cameraman shouts out that they arrived at the address).

ND: Ok, this is it.....................Oh shit!

(The cameraman zooms in on the sign above the place on Parklane 24. The sign says: "PSHYCIC MISS ZULA...YOU GIVE THE MONEY WE GIVE THE QUESTIONS").

(After hesitating for a few moments Neil Down and the cameraman decide to enter this oldfashioned looking house. They enter the door and they are welcomed right away by an Old Dude with a baird, who signals them to sit down).

ND Hey are you MISS ZULA??

Old Dude with a baird: Noo man, I'm just an old dude with a baird.

ND: So bring us to MISS ZULA!!

Old dude with a baird: There is no MISS ZULA.

ND: This is PSHYCIC MISS ZULA's place, but now you tell me there is no MISS ZULA??

Old dude with a baird: Thats right. MISS ZULA on the sign sells better. But you can still ask me your questions.

ND: Great!! Here it comes the important question: Is Danny Christ gonna be the next Universal Ch...Ooh shit I am not allowed to talk about him. Ooh shit what was that other question again.

Camera man: About Creeping Death remember!!

ND: Oh yeah. My question is: Do you know where Creeping Death and the stolen titlebelts are??

Old dude with a baird: HOW SHOULD I KNOW!! I'M NO PSHYCIC!!!

(Then we hear John Pilchard again shouting "CUT"!!!! and the clip stops).

JP: That was even worse than last week NEIL!!!!

ND: I thought it was the work of a true investigator.

JP: Oh man.

(Commercials).

JP: We're back again and its time for another match. We are gonna see 3 people in the ring here in a few moments, and its an all about Exile match here. Exile surely is in trouble, alot of people gunning at him and tonight won't be any different, also considering the fact that the 24/7 rule for Exile's Hardcore Belt is on for tonight. But back to the match. First off we got Fazzer, who definately made clear that he is after Exile. Then secondly we have The General and he showed last week that he wants Exile. The General interfered in the match between KK and Jawz and made his point towards Exile. Thirdly there is Roadblock, who is a personal friend of Exile and he's here to protect the honour of his mate.

ND: Don't talk crap like that. Wasn't Roadblock forced into this match??

JP: He agreed to the match, so I doubt he was forced, Neil. But I won't admit that I wouldn't wanna be Roadblock in this match. Its a no-dq, falls count anywhere match!!

(Extreme Days by DC Talk starts to play and Roadblock comes running out. He runs out like a madman, like someone is chasing him. And thats exactly whats the case, coz seconds after Roadblock came out we see The General appearing from behind the curtains and he is chasing Roadblock. Roadblock makes it to ringside and he is running around the ring now, while The General is still chasing him).

JP: This looks intresting.

(Roadblock is now standing on one side of the ring, while The General is standing on the opposite side. Then we see that Fazzer appears from out of the crowd and he climbs over the guardrail and shows up behind Roadblock. Roadblock never even seen him coming. Fazzer got his razorbat in his hands and he grabs Roadblock from behind and uses the razorbat to choke him).

JP: Just like he did last week on Shane Johnson!!! Fazzer is choking Roadblock with that razorbat!!! The General now charges in with a steelchair that he just grabbed. He whacks Fazzer in the back of the head with that steelchair!!! But Fazzer isn't letting go off that chokehold on Roadblock!! Fazzer is not gonna stop before he choked the life out of Roadblock!!! This is insane!!!

ND: Yeah, he sure wants blood!!

JP: The General takes another swing with the steelchair and hits Fazzer again in the back of the head. Ooh and BAMMM, he nailed him again, and again. And now Fazzer finally lets go and he falls to the floor. Roadblock also falls down to the concrete. He is not unconscious but he got his hand on his throat for support. The General now walks over to Roadblock and BAMMM now nails Roadblock with that chair!!!

ND: Poor Roadblock, he doesn't deserve this!! The General wants uses the chair again on Roadblock and Exile's sidekick seems to be knocked out completely now. The General turns towards Fazzer now, and is just in time to see the Dark One charging in to him with his razorbat. But The General stops him, he raises his arms in the air and he is saying something to Fazzer right now.

JP: What is he saying? He points to Roadblock and then points to himself and to Fazzer. I think The General is saying to Fazzer that they should work together to hurt Roadblock. Fazzer nods to The General and they both walk over to Roadblock and together they roll him into the ring.

ND: Roadblock is trying to get back to his feet now, he was choked by a razorbat and he has been beaten to the floor with a steelchair but he's still in this match. Fazzer grabs Roadblock and he kicks him in the stomache and follows that up with another blow with his razorbat, there is not much that Roadblock can do and he goes down. Fazzer grabs Roadblock and he sits him down in the corner. He then takes the chair that The General used earlier on and he places the chair on Roadblock.

JP: Fazzer then goes to the opposite corner and he starts climbing the turnbuckle. He's on top now and he jums off for his DARKNESS FALLS and he executes it!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! That was some move, but it doesn't look good for Roadblock. That was some impact!!!

ND: It doesn't beat the impact driving into tires and guardrail with 300kilometers an hour though!!

JP: Now its The General who gets back in the game, goes over to the corner and he grabs the chair and throws it to the other side of the ring. He then picks Roadblock up.

(We then see Dan Prohibition coming out and he starts making his way to the ring. He almost reached the ring, but then we see Kritical Kondition also coming out from behind. And he reaches the ring and he grabs Dan by the legs just when he wanted to slide into the ring. KK punches Dan in the face, but Dan returns the punch. And now punch after punch by the two is handed out!! They are brawling away from the ring now. Nobody of the two is giving in here, while they fight their way out of there).

JP: Dan probly wanted to get back at The General for what he said about him. But KK came out to remind him that he is the one that Dan should worry about!! That promises alot for later tonight in the main event.

ND: In the ring we see The General and he just lifted Roadblock on the topturnbuckle and he climbed on aswell. The General on top now and he grabs Roadblock by the throat and OOOOOH Two hand chokeslam from the toprope!!!! This is unreal!!!

JP: A normal man can't handle that!!! Roadblock is definately unconscious now!!! The General now looks over to Fazzer and Fazzer nodds at him. The General then goes over to Roadblock and he goes for the cover. 1.............2...............3.........and The General got the win here!!! Man, I can't believe this, somebody get some help for Roadblock here, please!!!

ND: Its amazing that Fazzer just let The General take the pin. The General raised his hands in the air and he is facing the crowd now. But LOOK AT THAT, FAZZER GRABS THE STEELCHAIR AND HE CHARGES IN FROM BEHIND AND NAILS THE GENERAL WITH THAT CHAIR. The General goes down to the mat from that blow. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Fazzer doesn't cooperate with anyone!!!

JP: Fazzer now grabbed his razorbat and he's doing his already traditional razorbat chokehold till his opponent is unconscious!!! The Generals throat is started to bleed now!!! After a while Fazzer stops and he gets up and asks for a mic.

Fazzer: YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD WORK TOGETHER WITH YOU?? YOU MIGHT HAVE WON THIS MATCH, BUT I AM WALKING OUT AND WON'T GET CARRIED OUT, AND THATS.....BLOODY MAGGOT....WHAT COUNTS!!!!!!

(Fazzer then drops the mic and slides out of the ring leaving both Roadblock and The General laying in the ring bleeding).

JP: They both made very clear to Exile that they mean business, but Fazzer also made very clear that he doesn't need anybody else in his corner.

(Commercials).

(Then Saphio's usic starts to play and the crowd starts to cheer. They know who's music this is. Saphio appears on the ramp and he makes his way to the ring. He's wearing casual black jeans and a black t-shirt with EWCL written on it. He gets into the ring and gets a mic from Jay Blue).

Saphio: 'EWCL!! It's damm good to be back!!! (crowd cheer)

Saphio: It's been a while and I couldn't wait to get back in this ring. But I'm afraid that that's not going to be. You see the beating I took was quite a significant one and let me tell you the son-of-a-bitch that done it will not get away with it!!! But for now I will concentrate on another role I have to maintain. You see my good old friend President Cazzo has been so kind as to mark my return to EWCL by making a title specifically for me. And I will do whatever it takes to make sure that title stays with me. Ladies and Gentlemen I know you are waiting to know what my title is so I will waste no more time. I am the new EWCL...COMMISIONER!!!!

(crowd cheers and a saphio chant begins)

Saphio: You see as my wrestling days are almost over Cazzo decided to ask me to help him oversee the EWCL's smooth running and I was damm happy to oblige. In fact I would like to mark my comeback by making a significant change to the card tonight. The match between Exile & Danny Christ will now have a special guest referee....

(crowd cheer and Saphio gives a crooked smile)

Saphio: Thats right I will referee that match tonight. So let them come out if they got the balls!!

(Saphio's music starts up again and a chant starts asking for the Saphio strut!! Saphio does his strut in the ring walking from one side of the ring to the other side).

JP: It's good to see Saphio back in the EWCL. I wonder if he's gonna be a good Commissioner.

ND: He can't be any worse than Exile!

(Then Extreme days by DC Talk starts to play over the pa system and Exile comes walking out. Shane Johnson is there with him and he joins him to the ring. They take their time to walk to the ring and then he enters it and he and Saphio stare at eachother).

(96 quite bitter beings by CKY starts to play and Miraculous Danny Christ comes walking out. Christ reaches the ring and slides in. Ref Saphio calls the two to him and he explains the rules).

JP: This match is for the Hardcore title so hardcore rules are valid. Not only does Exile need to defend this title during this match, but already all evening the 24/7 rule is there. So Exile needs to be careful here, coz we already know there are some people that could skin him alive.

ND: And Christ is the man to do that!! Christ = Hardcore!!!

JP: Christ and Exile lock up right away and its Christ who gets the first advantage. He kicks Exile in the stomache and follows it up with a poke to the eye. Christ grabs Exile by the head and oooh bulldog!!! Christ picks Exile up and he sends him in the ropes, Exile comes off and Christ takes him down with a flying elbow to the face. Christ really in control here.

ND: You can say that again!!!! He's the one, the man, the myth, the legend, the miraculous one!!!

JP: Yeah yeah. Christ grabs Exile by the arm and drags him over to the middle of the ring. Christ now wants to hook in an anklelock, but Exile kicks out of the hold before Christ could hook it in. Christ then charges in towards Exile, but Exile counters by backdropping Christ to the mat. Exile jumps on top of Christ and hooks in an armlock. Not really a spectacular move but it gives Exile some time to recover from that good start that Christ had.

ND: Common Christ, its only a simple armlock!!

JP: It seems like he heard you Neil. Christ is getting up now, he's to his knees now and he reaches for the ropes and got it!!! Saphio now makes Exile break the armlock, Exile refuses first but then he lets go. Exile grabs Christ and whips him into the ropes, he comes off and powerslam by Exile!! Good move by Exile!! Exile for the pin, 1........2.......kickout. Exile up again and he picks Christ up, but Christ counters by lowblowing him.

ND: Christ then sends Exile in a corner and he charges in right after and splashes on top off him!!! WOW!!! Christ stays on top off Exile and he starts handing out punches. 1....2.....3.....4......5.......6.....7......8.....9....10....OOH YEAHHHH!!! I call that the Christerooni!!!

JP: Will you please stop NEIL!!!!!

ND: Christ now grabs Exile and drags him out of the corner. He grabs him by the head and does a snappmare. Exile gets back up and at the same moment Exile bounces himself in the ropes and comes off for a forearm. But Exile counters and he grabs Christ,lifts him up and he drops him in the ropes!!!! OOOH THATS PRETTY BAD!!! Ref!! That move was illegal!!!

JP: What the hell was illegal about that move????

ND: Yeah well he hurt Danny Boy.

JP: You really need to be hospitalized Neil!!

ND: ...

JP: Chirst flew into the ropes and now Exile charges in and he clotheslines Christ to the outside!!! Exile climbs through the ropes on the apron. He sees Christ laying on the concrete and he jumps off for a legdrop!!! Exile is the first to get back up again after that. He picks Christ up by the hair and he sends him backfirst into the apron. Exile kicks Christ in the stomache and then he lifts him up and puts him on the apron.

ND: Exile now also climbs on the apron and he grabs Christ by the head, both men are standing on the apron now. Exile wants to ddt Christ, but Christ counters and oooh out of nowhere he does a hurricanrana from the apron to the ground!!! HOLY SHIT!!! EWCL!!! EWCL!!!! EWCL!!! Christ is back in town!!!! Christ picks Exile up and he whips him into the steelringpost. Christ walks over to him and hands out a couple of punches.

JP: Christ then whips Exile and Exile flies shoulderfirst into the steelringsteps. Again Christ slowly walks over and he picks Exile up, but this time its Exile with a lowblow. He follows that up with a spear!!! Wow a spear to the concrete floor!!! Both men are giving it their best again, just like last week!!! Exile now picks Christ up and he lays him on the spanish announcetable!! (Yess they are back).

ND: Exile climbs the announcetable aswell now and he lifts Christ up!! Nooo, please noooooo!!! Exile sets him up for a rockbottom and.....OOOOOH ROCKBOTTOM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCETABLE!!!!! OOOH MY GODDD!!! This is not good!!! Saphio is on the outside aswell now to see if both wrestlers are ok. I think Exile is slowly starting to get back up again. Saphio checks on him, but Exile just pushes him aside.

JP: Saphio says something to Exile now, but The hardcore champ isn't listening I think. Exile pushes Saphio again and he now grabs Christ by the head and he drags him over to the apron and he rolls him back into the ring. Saphio and Exile are also back in now and Exile goes for the pin. 1..............2.....................but a very late kickout by Christ!!

ND: YESS, YESSS!!!

JP: Exile can't believe it and again he goes over to Saphio!! He's really not happy with him as a ref I think, but Saphio never did anything wrong here. Exile then concentrates back on Christ. Exile picks Christ up and he signals for the OUTCAST, but then Christ counters and gets behind Exile and executes a german suplex!! Exile to the mat now, and Christ is gasping for air. He just went through a table for God's sake.

ND: For his fathers sake you mean.

JP: Christ now slowly moves over to Exile. He grabs him and headbuts him. He follows that up with an uppercut straight into the chin of Exile. Christ then bounces back in the ropes and comes off the ropes with a flying forearm that takes Exile to the mat. Christ goes for the cover, 1.......2.......kickout. Christ lifts Exile up and he executes a piledriver. The Miraculous one now starts climbing the toprope. He is facing the crowd now and its time for a moonsault I think.

ND: But whats Shane Johnson doing there. He runs over to the corner where Christ is standing on the toprope and he pulls the ropes, that causes it that Christ loses his balance and he falls facefirst to the mat, but he misses Exile. Exile now again takes advantage of the situation and he picks Christ up and he lifts him up for a powerbomb and he....executes it!!! Noooo!!!

JP: Christ goes for the cover now, 1...........2..........wait we see that Christ is trying to kick out, but we also see that Shane Johnson is holding on to Christ's legs, Christ can't kick out like this!!!! ..........3...........This is over!!! This match is over!!!! Exile won, but only coz of the help of Shane Johnson!!!!

ND: I can't believe this!!! I just can't!!!! Christ is back up now and he slides out of the ring and goes for Shane. Shane sees it coming and he starts running to the aisle and back to the lockkerroom area, while Christ is still on his tail. This is unbelievable, Christ was screwed, screwed I tell you!! And the ref never even seen it!!!

JP: Thats what you get when you got help at ringside. But wait who's that?? Who's that guy that just came out from under the ring?? He's wearing a shirt that says "The Zero", so that gotta be his name!!! He slides in the ring and faces Exile now. The Zero stares at Exile and it looks like Exile can add another name on the list of people that are after him.

ND: This more looks like VENOM = EXILE HUNTING SEASON HAS OPEND!! The Zero and Exile stare at eachother, but hey who's that coming out from the crowd?? Its Jason Drake!!! The newcomer we seen earlier on tonight, its him. He slides in the ring and comes up from behind Exile. He grabs him for a roll up and the pin. Saphio is still in the ring and starts to count. 1...........2.............3..........Yess, its over!!! Jason Drake is the new Hardcore Champion!!! OH MY GODD!!! On his first night here he wins a title, thats amazing!!!

JP: Exile gets up and he sees Jason Drake with his hands up in the air!! Exile looks pissed and he goes over to ref Saphio and asks for an explanation. Saphio explains that the 24/7 rule is valid and that Exile just lost his hardcore title. Exile now pushes Saphio and is talking thrash to him. But Saphio is not doing a thing, he's not letting Exile intimidate him. Again Exile pushes Saphio, but Saphio turns his back on him and slides out of the ring and walks away.

ND: In the ring we then see that The Zero is still standing there and right next to him we see Jason Drake, our new hardcore champion. Drake is already holding that Hardcore Title. We also see a smile on the face of The Zero. Was he in on this or what?? Jason Drake moves closer to The Zero to show him the titlebelt. But then BAMMMM!!!! Jason Drake just nailed The Zero with that belt and he goes down!!! Oh MAN!!!

JP: Now we see that Exile slides back into the ring. What does he want?? Does he want a piece of Jason Drake?? Exile runs over to him and.........WHAT????? EXILE JUST HUGGED JASON DRAKE!!!! What is that all about??? Exile raises Jason Drake's hand in the air now!! Exile now grabs Jason Drake's shirt and he ripps it off him, it reveals another shirt that Drake is wearing. AND ITS A.......ITS A ROYAL FAMILY SHIRT!!!!! You know what this means!!!! Jason Drake is a new member of The Royal Family!!! The Family is making themselves stronger!!!!

(Commercials).

ND: And you can rely on it that Christ is gonna take revenge on him!!!

(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. Like mostly there are mixed reactions from the crowd. The Prez is wearing his favorite DropKick King shirt and also his trademark black sunglasses. On his way to the ring he shakes hands with some of the fans. He then walks over to Jay Blue and asks for a mic. He then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

Prez Cazzo: Hey Anaheim, how do you like EWCL sofar???

(The crowd starts to cheer wildly).

Prez Cazzo: Well there's more to come after my announcements. Todays Venom Card already said that I was gonna do an announcement. You see I came out here tonight for one and for one reason only and thats to make a few announcements concerning the next EWCL PPV called HAVOC. HAVOC will take place in two weeks, so on the 16th of September!!!

(The crowd cheers again).

Prez Cazzo: I am here tonight to already announce the Main Event at the PPV!!! It won't be that much of a surprise when you hear who are gonna be in the main event match. The main event match is gonna feature our current Universal Champion The Rage and he is gonna face off against "Kritical Kondition" Sean Corvik.

(For the third time the crowd goes wild).

Prez Cazzo: Thats some moneymaking main event I know, although they both have an attitude problem. (the crowd starts to boo a bit). But there's more, oh yesss there's more. Another match that is gonna take place at HAVOC is Dan Prohibition and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson in a "Razorbat Ladder Match". Above the ring a razorbat is placed and the one who climbs the ladder first to grab the razorbat not only wins the match, but also is allowed to use the razorbat on his opponent. Ain't that great huh!!!

Prez Cazzo: But thats not all folks. There is one more match that I can already announce. A special match that concerns something you seen just moments ago. HAVOC will see a threeway match between......Exile........Danny Christ and.........the winner of a match between The General and Fazzer. The General and Fazzer will face eachother next week on Venom and the two of them decide who gets the "honour" to step into the ring with Exile and Christ. And besides that Danny Christ gets a chance to get back at Exile for his loss tonight!!!

(Neil Down goes wild).

Prez Cazzo: Don't worry there will be more matches on HAVOC. More matches will be announced in time. Thank you Anaheim and have fun tonight!!!

(Prez Cazzo hands the mic back to Jay Blue and climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside).

(Commercials).

JP: Ok, people we are back, back for the main event. Back for the big thing!!! Tagtitles on the line The Rage and Dan Prohibition, partners through hard times, going up against Royal Family members Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson, Society's Rejection!!!

Jay Blue: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is for the EWCL Tag Team Championship of the World!

JP: This is it Neil! It's time for Kritical Kondition and Joe Johnson to take on Prohibition and Rage! Ringside just became a very scary place to be. Joe Johnson and Dan Prohibition have such a history! But it's been a long time since they matched up. Not to mention it was Dan Prohibition who, some claim, caused the death of Sean Corvik's cousin Alexis!

ND: Did you have to bring that up John?

JP: Did you think he'd forgotten Neil? I don't think so. This will be the first time Kritical Kondition's been given a chance at revenge… and this is all legal. And I wonder when we'll see that match Kondition signed… the one Dan put on his door? If not tonight, will that be Corvik's revenge for his cousin's death? Or will we see that here tonight?

ND: Speaking of Kritical Kondition, what do you think he's going to do to The Rage?

JP: These two have had a war of words the likes we've never seen. I'm not alone in saying I'm not even sure what they're talking about half the time! But whatever it is, it's important to them. Kritical Kondition and The Rage both believe they are the top guys here in the EWCL. Tonight will be the first time they've locked up believe it or not, and tonight… we'll get to see which one of them is right.

(Megadeth explodes through the arena like a hot wind, and the fans rise to their feet, booing and jeering Society's Rejection. The Tag Team tandem flash across the Titantron to the strains of 'Angry Again', the scenes displaying their utter domination of the tag team ranks. The fan disgust reaches a crescendo as the two step out beneath the giant screen and stand there staring out over the masses. The Hardcore Event poses in the crucifix while Kritical Kondition takes a few slow steps down towards the ramp, nodding his head and smirking out at the crowd.)

Jay Blue: Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 452lbs. They are former Tag Team Champions of the World and founding members of the Royal Family… Society's Rejection… Kritical Kondition and Joe Johnson!

(Kritical Kondition and Johnson make their way to the ring, Johnson threatening fans as he passes and Kritical Kondition looking on disgustedly at the fans as they reach out to touch him. Kritical Kondition rolls in under the bottom rope while Johnson enters over the second rope, raising a finger at the fans as he bounces off the ropes, testing them.)

JP: They enter as a team, and although they're both proven singles stars here in the EWCL, both men are as firmly on the same page as two men could be. These two are the most dominant tag team in the EWCL, and for Rage and Prohibition to come out of this with those straps they're going to really have to put their differences aside and function as a cohesive unit.

ND: That's about as likely as you getting laid tonight!

JP: I beg your….

(Linkin Park rumbles through the PA as Dan Prohibition steps out onto the top of the ramp. The fans go wild for the Hardcore Saint, and he turns to look up at his entrance video. He jabs a finger up at the footage of the Japanese Death Matches that plays across the giant screen, and the fans react with a 'He's Hardcore' chant, much to the disdain of Johnson inside the ring.)

Jay Blue: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 227lbs… he is one half of the Tag Team Champions… The Hardcore Saint, Dan Prohibition!

(Prohibition turns around and holds out his hands in mock apology to Society's Rejection, smirking as he tells them soundlessly that he is the f*cking man. Prohibition marches down the ramp and stops halfway as the lights in the arena flicker and die.)

JP: I can't wait for this match.

(Several hundred feet above the roaring mass, the roof of the auditorium lights up, dark blue flash-globes swooping slowly like lazy crows. The Titantron gradually brightens into life, displaying disjointed images like a slideshow of memories... sepia remembrances and flickering triumphs to the opening riff of Kid Rock's 'American Bad Ass'. The fans go ballistic, lifting for the entrance of the EWCL Champion The Rage. Upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium, and as the brightness fades ever so slightly he is there at the top of the ramp. He watches the crowd with that deadly ebon gaze as they holler for the Champion, chanting his name. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, until finally five words flash blindingly in white across the Jumbo Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is at Hand'. With those words, he makes his slow way down towards Prohibition).

Jay Blue: And finally… making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240lbs… he is the EWCL Champion and one half of the Tag team Champions… the Whole G*ddamn Show… The Rage!

(The crowd response is deafening as the Champion reaches the Hardcore Saint and they share words. There seems to be some dispute, and Prohibition slaps Rage's chest and points towards the ring, shouting something at him. The Rage looks down at his chest and back up at Dan before both duck out of the way as Johnson and Kritical Kondition rush them. The two turn around and Dan and O'Connor nail them with respective right hands.)

JP: And this thing's under way! Kritical Kondition and Johnson narrowly missing the double lariat then as Prohibition and O'Connor argued, but they paid for it. O'Connor has Kritical Kondition and he's dragging him towards the ring now. Dan has Joe there… they both roll Society's Rejection into the ring. Rage mounts the apron, but Dan rolls in under the bottom and gets to work. Looks like he's going to start this off. Rage looks upset… I think he wanted a piece of Corvik.

ND: Bah, that's not upset, that's relief. He just bought himself a few more minutes of relative safety.

JP: I don't think The Rage will run from Kritical Kondition. Dan's stomping on Joe there… Kritical Kondition's rolled to his corner. There's the ring bell! Joe Johnson being kicked like a government mule there. Finally Prohibition lets up. He's got Joe to his feet… sends him into the ropes… Dan off the opposite… SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Joe's cradling his neck… the crowd is loving it! Dan has come out swinging in this one. Joe is crawling for his corner… Dan comes after him and drops the elbow to the back of the head. Joe slaps the mat… he's hurting already. Dan pulls Johnson to his feet… shoves him into the contenders' corner… what's he doing? OH! Elbow to Kritical Kondition! Kritical Kondition goes off the apron! Dan's laying in the blows to the body there… rights and lefts on Joe Johnson… he backs away… slap's his leg… he's going for the superkick! HE'S… NO! Corvik back to the apron just in time… he's grabbed Dan's leg, drops off the apron… OH MY! He's split Dan over the top rope there! That's gotta hurt! Dan falls back into the ring.

ND: Tactical… he's brilliant isn't he? If there's anyone who's almost as great as the Miraculous Danny Christ, it's got to be Kritical Kondition.

JP: I'll agree that he does have excellence of timing. Kritical Kondition tags in now, and gives Joe a much needed break. Corvik into the ring. He's got Dan up… Asphyxiation! Dan took a nasty one there! Rage is calling for a tag, but that's looking about as likely as Hell freezing over right now. Kritical Kondition pulls up the young Hardcore grappler and shoots him into the ropes… Kritical Kondition off the side ropes… KNEE TO THE BELLY! Dan sails right over! The kid's hurting now! Kritical Kondition nearing Rage's corner… HE SPAT AT HIM! Rage into the ring but the referee's there to hold him back. Kritical Kondition pulls Dan up and shoots him into his corner. Johnson's got a hold of his neck there. KRITICAL KONDITION chances a glance at the busy ref, then… he's smirking. What's he saying to Dan? I think he said 'This is how's it's done….' What does that….

ND: INSANITY'S EMBRACE!

JP: Oh my! Joe lets go of Dan's limp body, and Kritical Kondition tags him in. You can see now where the former Tag Champs have an obvious advantage over the present Tag Champs. Johnson has Dan to his feet again… although he's having to hold him up…. He whips him into another corner and follows him in with a big shoulder block! He's not stopping there. He's got him up and he's… he's setting him up in the tree of woe! He takes a few languishing steps back to the other corner… poses in the crucifix! He's just mocking Dan! He leans into the corner, spreads his arms… slingshots himself out of the corner… into a baseball slide… he's going for the Cross of Burden! WAIT! Dan raises himself up! The Hardcore Event goes sliding through… OUCH! He's crushed his child-bearers on the ring post!

ND: How did Dan find the energy to do that? I think he's on drugs….

JP: You watch your mouth Neil. That young man is a fighter, that's where he got the energy from. Dan pulls himself up on to the top rope. Joe struggles to disentangle his bits from the ring post. He's there, and Dan is just watching… waiting for a moment to strike. Joe crawls out from beneath the ropes and gets shakily to his feet. He turns around… FLYING GUILLOTINE! Dan just nailed Johnson with the flying guillotine! That was amazing… after the beating he's taken! They're both down now. Wait… there's some movement from Dan. He's struggling to get into Rage's corner. Rage has the arm outstretched… he really wants the tag! He's slapping the turnbuckle! But Joe's moving quickly now… he gets a hold of Dan's foot and drags him back into the centre of the ring. Joe turns him over… he's locking up the legs… PAINKILLER! He's got Dan in the Painkiller! Can he get Dan to tap out?! The young man has already endured a lot! RAGE COMES IN! But wait! Kritical Kondition's pointed it out to the ref… he rushes over, blocking Rage's aid! Kritical Kondition slips into the ring and… he's applying pressure with his knee to Dan Prohibition's spine! Prohibition's in agony!

ND: Look at that whiny little girl. He's screaming! These two are totally out-classed here.

JP: You'd be screaming if they had done that to you. That's blatant cheating. The referee has Rage out now and turns around. He sees Kritical Kondition, hurries around. Kritical Kondition raises the hands in supplication and climbs out. What an ass… look at that, he's pretending he didn't do a thing. Dan's hand is rising. This is it… he's going to tap out. He has to tap out; his back must be in convulsions! NO! He balls up his fist! He's hanging in there! Rage back into the ring! Big boot to Joe's gut… Joe drops the hold, doubles over… DOUBLE ARM DDT! The referee comes flying over, but Rage just shoves him and climbs back out of the ring. I guess he'd had enough of Society's Rejection's dirty tricks!

ND: CHEAT! CHEAT! The Rage is a cheat, and we've all seen it here on television! The Champion is a no-good cheat! He should be stripped of all his titles and sent out to beg!

JP: You're an ass Neil, did you know that? Dan and Joe both down again. The referee begins his count. ONE……..TWO……..THREE……..FOUR………FIVE……. Wait, there's movement. Dan's coming around. He's searching for his corner. Joe's also moving now, crawling towards Kritical Kondition. Joe makes the tag… he didn't have as far to go as Dan. Dan's within an inch of the tag to a straining Rage… NO! Kritical Kondition has a hold of Dan's leg, pulling him back again. Dan on to his free foot. He turns around. INSIGURI! Kritical Kondition goes down! Dan struggles to his knees again. This kid has pluck!

ND: That kids a f….

JP: Kritical Kondition slaps the mat. I think he's mad now. Dan makes a move for Rage. Kritical Kondition to his feet, he starts after him… Dan leaps! HE GOT IT!!! Rage into the ring and Kritical Kondition down to a BIG LARIAT. Joe Johnson in… LARIAT! Kritical Kondition back up… LARIAT! Johnson… LARIAT! Rage is on fire! Listen to those fans! Rage grabs the top rope and boots Johnson out of the ring. He turns around, jabs a finger at Kritical Kondition. The fans go nuts! Kritical Kondition stumbles to his feet… Rage hooks him up… CLINCHING SLAM! YES! Rage back to his feet. He's pumped! He drags Kritical Kondition back up by his long hair… BACK SLIDE SLAM!

ND: Make him stop!

JP: Rage goes for the first pinning attempt of the evening! ONE…TWO…. KICKOUT! Only a two count. Rage pulling Kritical Kondition up by the hair again but… LOW BLOW! Kritical Kondition nails Rage with a low blow! He hooks him up… takes a deep breath… inverts him! SEDATION! BOOM! A heavy impact for Rage… ONE…..TWO….. kickout! Kritical Kondition snarls, struggles to get to his feet. That took a lot out of Corvik after those two huge moves from The Rage. He slides along the ropes and tags in The Hardcore Event. Joe Johnson in to the ring… he pulls Rage up to his feet and… PAYBACK TO SOCIETY! Oh man… Rage is looking hurt!

ND: Pin him Joe… pin him!

JP: Joe goes for the pin… ONE…NO! Kickout! Johnson looks displeased! Prohibition seems to have come around, and he's hanging over the turnbuckle there. I'm not sure if he wants in or he's resting though. Rage to his knees… Johnson rushes in… Rage twists… HIP THROW! Johnson down! Rage shakes off the cobwebs… sets himself. Kritical Kondition is calling for Johnson to watch out. Johnson back to his feet… turning… REVELATION! REVELATION! Johnson is down! Rage steps over him and… HE'S OFFERING HIS HAND TO DAN! HE'S GOING TO ALLOW DAN TO HAVE A PIECE OF HIS OLD ENEMY! Dan looks down at the hand… go on son, take it! He looks back to Rage.

ND: Rage had better watch out… look who's slipping into the ring….

JP: Why… here comes Kritical Kondition! Dan's just staring at Rage… why doesn't he warn him?! For the love of… what's he doing?! He's shaking his head! He takes a step down the ramp! Rage looks stunned! He can't believe it! Kritical Kondition… DARKEST HOUR! DARKEST HOUR! He's got it locked in! Rage is struggling, but no one gets out of that move! NO ONE! Rage is going out! The Hardcore Event is starting to come around. And Dan Prohibition is standing there… watching all this! He's watching his own partner get taken down!

ND: Joe Johnson's awake… he's moving! He's getting to his feet! Society's Rejection are going to take this one!

JP: The referee is trying to get Kritical Kondition to break the hold… damnit! He isn't even the legal man! Joe Johnson to his feet! Kritical Kondition says something to him… Joe Johnson signals for the Crucifixion! This can't be happening! Kritical Kondition tosses Rage to Joe, and Joe picks him up… turns him! I don't believe this! Dan Prohibition is just watching this. Is this some kind of sick revenge for Rage's past indiscretions?! I can't agree with Rage's actions in the past towards Dan, but it seemed to me Rage was trying to do the right thing here tonight! Joe's taking the run… CRUCIFIXION! OH DEAR MOTHER OF MERCY! Rage is out!

ND: Ooh, now Dan's moving!

JP: What… YES! Finally some life from that son-of-a-bitch! Dan Prohibition heading around towards our position… Dan, why are you…?

(There is a crackling and a thud, and a small snap is heard in the background as a chair is folded up.)

ND: John's just been knocked from his seat! Guess this is where I earn my money and try play-by-play. Gee, are you alright John? What, you're mic's busted? That's too bad. That was a nasty… what, huh? Call the match? Oh, okay. Dan's got John's chair… he's sliding back into the ring! Kritical Kondition and Joe, gloating over Rage. Oh wait, they've seen him! They're backing up. Prohibition steps towards them, chair raised. He steps over Rage. Kritical Kondition and Joe back up to the ropes, hands raised. DAN SWINGS THE CHAIR BACK AND… nothing? Nothing! He turns… WHAM! He just nailed The Rage! DAN PROHIBITION JUST NAILED THE RAGE WITH THAT CHAIR! And again! And again! And again! The referee looks pretty confused. He glances over towards the ringside officials and shrugs. He's calling for the bell! He's… HE'S DISQUALIFIED THE RAGE AND DAN PROHIBITION! SOCIETY'S REJECTION WIN! Look at KRITICAL KONDITION and Joe Johnson standing there… laughing! They're laughing! They're loving it! The fans aren't though… Dan Prohibition may have crushed a lot of his fan base here tonight. They're not responding well to this attack. Finally Dan drops the chair. Kritical Kondition and Joe take a tentative step towards Dan and move to either side of him. They're… they're raising his hands! Even I can't believe we're seeing this! Dan Prohibition allied with The Royal Family!

Jay Blue: Your winners… Society's Rejection! But still the Tag Team Champions… Dan Prohibition and The Rage!

ND: I don't believe it! Joe points a finger at Dan… listen to that crowd. Dan turns to look at Joe. He smiles… he actually smiles! What a night of… WHAT THE?! DAN JUST LEVELED JOE JOHNSON WITH A HUGE FOREARM! He's not allied to the Royal Family at all! He was just getting his revenge on The Rage! Society's Rejection… I can't believe I'm saying this… Society's Rejection screwed up! They misinterpreted Dan's actions! Dan drops down onto Joe Johnson and begins pummelling him. The two… the two roll out of the ring! Kritical Kondition is just watching the pair! Oh sh*t! here come Dan and Joe towards….

(Neil's mic cuts off as the two hardcore superstars destroy his table in their heated battle. The camera cuts to the ring, where Kritical Kondition stands over the fallen Rage. The referee stands in a corner with Rage's belts, ready to return them, but Kritical Kondition storms over and snatches them, tossing the Tag Title from the ring and stalking to stand over The Rage. He jabs a finger at the belt and screams down at Rage, hollering abuse as he points at the Universal Title. He smashes the belt into Rage's face and rubs it in, continuing to verbally bash the unconscious Champion. The crowd roar on in anger, and popcorn containers begin to shower the ring, along with used and full drink cups and other assorted implements. Kritical Kondition raises the belt above his head for all to see, standing in a shower of soda and rubbish. After a moment, he drops the belt onto the unconscious Rage and spits solidly in his face before stepping away and raising his arms in victory.)

(The EWCL logo flashes across the bottom of the screen, and as the picture goes black we are left with the imprint of Kritical Kondition, arms raised in triumph above the Champion.)

(Commercials).