(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. New Universal Champion Exile, The Punisher, Kritical Kondition, Dan Prohibition, Super Trouper, Joe Johnson, Fazzer, Saphio and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.
Then we see clips of last weekend. Highlights of Venom are shown. We see Brody and Steel win their tagmatch against Cerberus and Mauler, we see moments of the 3 falls match between Super Trouper and Saphio. After that scenes are shown of the Texas Death match between Dan Prohibition and Ex-Terminator, we also see how Eddie Osbourne is standing on the ramp staring at Dan and 711 Punk taking Ex-Terminator down with a chair. And finally we see the main event in which Exile pins Punisher after Roadblock came out of the crowd to nail Punisher. Exile gets the win and becomes the new Universal Champion.)
(The titantron fades out and we go straight to Prez Cazzo's office. Prez Cazzo is sitting at his desk and across from him we see Bo Lucas, EWCL's financial advisor. The two are in a deep conversation when we start to follow them. Prez Cazzo takes a sip of his coffee and looks at Bo and says..).
Prez Cazzo: So how bad is it?
(Bo Lucas takes a paper out of a file and hands it over to Prez Cazzo).
Bo Lucas: Here take a look at this.
(Prez Cazzo puts his coffee down and quickly scans the document with his eyes. We see how his eyes get bigger, he then drops the document and looks at Bo).
Prez Cazzo: How come I didn't knew about this earlier!!!
Bo Lucas: I tried to inform you numerous times, Eric, but everytime you either were too busy celebrating that The Rage is gone, or you were out with Pamela or other things. This is the first real moment that you have time for me.
Prez Cazzo: But...uh...if I knew it was this serious, then I would have made time.
Bo Lucas: I did what I could, but you wouldn't listen.
Prez Cazzo: So now what we gonna do?
Bo Lucas: First fase is to not leak any of this to the outside world. We already spread the word that we got some major new sponsors on the way. And Doc McDoogle fell for it and he had it in his rumours report. According to what people read there it looks like EWCL is financially better than ever.
Prez Cazzo: Good!
Bo Lucas: But thats only the first fase.
Prez Cazzo: So whats next?
Bo Lucas: Next, is to actually get new sponsors. Since The Rage left we didn't only lose 1, but now several sponsors. Some didn;t really like the way you handled things last week on national television, the way you talked about that particular sponsor that left. That wasn't very professional Eric.
Prez Cazzo: I got caught in the moment, Bo.
Bo Lucas: Yes I know. But still sponsors don't see it that way, they want to be respected. So when you look at the money that we lose with that and the huge contracts that have been given lately to wrestlers like Eddie Osbourne and when you think of other costs like rebuilding the big EWCL logo that Exile destroyed. Then we come to the conclusion that we had better times, financially wise I mean. Lucally people are still coming to the shows to watch it all.
Prez Cazzo: Hmm, and we can't go raising the entrance fees, can't do that.
Bo Lucas: No, that would not be smart.
Prez Cazzo: So what else do you have in mind?
Bo Lucas: I do have some other ideas, first off all....
(Bo Lucas and Prez Cazzo get interrupted by a knock on the door. Eric says "come in" and Bill Carty and John Pilchard enter the office. They both have a concerned look on their face. Prez Cazzo welcomes them and asks whats going on).
Bill Carty: Eric, what I have to say right now is not nice.
Prez Cazzo: What is it then?
Bill Carty: John and I are going on strike!!
Prez Cazzo: You what??
Bill Carty: We are going on strike!
John Pilchard: We have to draw a line somewhere Eric. Recently I got assaulted by The Rage Rick O'Connor in my very own house and only a few days ago Bill got harassed while he was interviewing "The Armageddon" Cerberus. This is not what we signed up for Eric. This is not why we do this work. We're no wrestlers who can take those hits, we are reporters. We are suppose to be objective and not suppose to get hurt on the job.
Bill Carty: So therefore we decided to go on strike for at least tonight. Maybe that will give a signal to the outside world.
Prez Cazzo: Guys, guys, ok. I see what you mean....
Bill: Don't worry Stephanie is taking over my work for now.
John: And I also found a replacement for announcing tonight.
Prez Cazzo: Well what else can I say. You have the right to go on strike and I can understand your feelings. You both have families, have a wife and kids, you want to be safe. I totally agree. Its time that you get some more respect.
Bill and John: Thank you Eric.
Prez Cazzo: You're welcome.
(Bill and John leave the office and Prez asks himself).
Prez Cazzo: Then I wonder who the replacement announcer is?
(The screen fades out and we go to ringside and our announcers. We see Neil Down sitting at the table and next to him we see....PACO...For tonight he switched over from the spanish announcetable).
Neil Down: Welcome folks, good old Neil Down reliable as ever still here to announce Venom. And with me PACO!
Paco: Hello, everyone. Its good to sit on this side for a change, at least I can sit at a table all night, not being afraid the table gets ruined. haha.
ND: Don't be too sure about that, Paco.
Paco: Ooh....
ND: So what are your thoughts of tonight?
Paco: Gonna be a good show. Main Event Handicap match between Exile and Roadblock against The Punisher. Also Internet Title Match between Corvik and Johnson, that should be great.
ND: And don't forget the 3 matches between 'The Good Guys' and 'The Bad Guys'. Besides that we have Dan Prohibition against Mystic and to start off with we have Eddie Osbourne making his return in the ring against 711 Punk who makes his debut.
Paco: And thats the match we are gonna start with right now.
(When I come around starts to play and 7-11 Punk comes running out. The 22 year old Californian runs to the ring and slides in and waits for his opponent).
(The opening riffs of Walk by Pantera start to blare over the pa system and Eddie "Impact" Osbourne comes walking out. He takes his time but finally he reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
Paco: The referee is explaining the rules to them and now this match can start.
ND: Osbourne and Punk lock up and its Osbourne right away with a side headlock. He bounces in the ropes and lets go off Punk and when Punk comes back from the ropes its Eddie with a belly to belly suplex!!! Eddie right away with a couple of kicks to the body of Punk. He picks his opponent up by the head and hands out a few blows to the head!! Punk staggers backwards and falls into the corner.
Paco: Eddie grabs his arm and he sends Punk into the opposite corner! Eddie charges in and splashes on top off 7-11 Punk!! Eddie really in control of this match here. He lifts Punk up and ....northern ligts suplex!!! Oh yess. Eddie for the early cover now, 1..........2.......kickout!! Eddie grabs Punk and sends him into the ropes again....he comes off and....backdrop by Eddie!!
ND: Eddie to the toprope now and ooooh.....diving headbutt!!! Man, perfectly executed by Mr. Impact!! 7-11 Punk already seems to be knocked out here!! Eddie is not going for the cover right now but he picks Punk up and performs a reverse ddt to take him down again. Eddie for the pin, 1.........2........but ooooh Eddie lifts up Punks shoulders himself!! He could of finished it right here, but he didn't wanted to! I like that!
Paco: You like that??
ND: Yeah actually I do.
Paco: Eddie picks Punk up one more time and .......FINAL IMPACT.......Eddie Osbourne's finisher!!! He's going for another pin attempt and. 1..............2...............3...........its over!! Eddie Osbourne crushed 7-11 Punk. He just destroyed his opponent in record time!!! Unbelievable what a return for the former Universal Champion. I tell you this man is gonna go far here in the EWCL. Even a blind man can see that!!
ND: Great match for Eddie, I don't think he even broke a sweat in this one. And that says more about the skills of Eddie than about the bad performance of 7-11 Punk.
(Eddie Osbourne rolls himself out of the ring and on the ramp we see the sillouette of a man. That man is Ex-Terminator, former Internet and two times Hardcore Champion! He stands on the ramp and points towards Eddie Osbourne).
Paco: Ex-Terminator already said in his last promo that he is not afraid of Eddie Osbourne. And he's showing that right here right now. He's signaling to Eddie to bring it on, right here right now!!
ND: And whats Eddie doing? ......OOOH Eddie Osbourne runs towards the ramp and BAMMMM he spears Ex-Terminator to the floor!!! Ex-Terminator didn't even see that one coming and he had no way of defending that big move!! Eddie on top of Ex-T now and he's handing out fist after fist now!! Man big mistake by Ex-Terminator to mess with this man!!
Paco: We got the referees coming out now and they are trying to pull Eddie Osbourne off of Ex-Terminator. It takes about 4 referees to get him off. Oh man, what an Impact!!
(Commercials).
Paco: Now the first match in our 'Good Guys' 'Bad Guys' battle. Its gonna be Steel Brasco taking on "The Armageddon" Cerberus. Last week these two individuals already faced eachother in a tagmatch. That time Steel and Brody managed to defeat Mauler and Cerberus. Whats it gonna be tonight!!
ND: And tonights match is a submission only match! You can only win by making your opponent submit!!
(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes walking out. The crowd cheers and Steel shakes the hands of the fans on his way down the aisle. We see "Good Guys" signs and "Jimmie" signs in the crowd. Steel also sees them and points out to them. He then slides in the ring and climbs the toprope and raises his hands in the air and the crowd goes wild).
(Then Judgement Day starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes walking out. The fans start to boo the 'Bad Guy' but Cerberus just waves it away and continues his walk to the ring. The former Internet Champion from Paris, Texas slides in the ring and attacks Steel right away).
ND: Its on!
Paco: Good Guys vs. Bad Guys part 1 has begun! Cerberus took Steel down to the mat with a spinning heelkick and now he grabbed Steel's head and he ramms it into the mat several times. Cerberus to his feet and he drags Steel over to the ropes and oooh he uses the ropes to choke Steel!! Already going for illegal actions this early in the match.
ND: Agh, I wouldn't call that illegal, thats smart!
Paco: The referee is trying to stop Cerberus now, but he's not stopping it. Again the ref tries to make Cerberus break the chokehold and yes this time he lets go. Steel gets to his knees and he checks his throat, that must hurt. Cerberus doesn't grant him any recovery time though and he sends Steel into the ropes. Cerberus for the clothesline, but its Steel who ducks the arm and he counters with a flying forearm himself!!!
ND: Steel goes for the legs and wants to hook in The End already, but oooh Cerberus can kick Steel off him just in time!! Otherwise this already could have been over. Steel picks up Cerberus and he punches him in the midsection. Steel follows that up with a lariet!! Now its Brasco who goes to the toprope!! The Good Guy on top now and ....ooooh shooting star press by Steel and he hits it!!!
Paco: Great aerial move by Steel Brasco there! And he goes for the legs again and he turns Cerberus around and he hooks in a sharpshooter!!! Could this be it?? Nooo, its not, coz Cerberus is too close to the ropes and he reaches for them, and Brasco has to let go off the sharpshooter. Again he almost had it there. Steel then picks up Cerberus, but its The Armageddon with a knee to the gut. He then sends Steel into the ropes...comes off. and.....huricanrana by Cerberus!!
ND: Now thats what I call an aerial move!! Steel down to the mat and Cerberus jumps on the ropes and....split legged moonsault and he hits Steel!!! Excellent!! Its Cerberus now who picks up Steel and The Armageddon bounces in the ropes and comes off and goes for a kick, but Steel grabs the leg!!....But enziguiri by Cerberus!!! Steel to the mat again!! Cerberus now for the Memory Remains submission, but no no, this time its Steel who kicks out of it before the moves gets hooked in.
Paco: Cerberus shakes his head and he picks up Steel. Cerberus with a fist to the head, but Steel blocks it and comes with a big right one of his own now!! Steel into the ropes and he comes off and oooh big clothesline by Steel!! Steel again picks up Cerberus and ....gorilla press slam!!! Steel in a zone right now and he goes to the roprope and ........he waits till Cerberus gets back up and......missile dropkick!!! And he hits it!!!
ND: I hate to admit it, but that was done pretty good. Steel takes a few grasps of breath and then he goes over to Cerberus again and he picks him up. But oh lowblow by Cerberus. Steel to his knees and its Cerberus who bounces in the ropes and comes off with a big spinning heelkick on Steel!! Steel to the mat, but its Cerberus who picks him up again.
Paco: Cerberus with a ddt and Steel goes to the mat!! Cerberus picks Steel up and lifts him up and body slams him to the mat. Cerberus is going to the toprope now. And he goes for a moonsault and .....HE MISSES IT!!!! Steel moved out of the way just in time!!! Steel gets up and he turns Cerberus around to his back and he goes for the legs.
ND: Noo
Paco: Hey wait, Fazzer is coming out from behind now. He runs to the ring and he climbs on the apron now. The ref goes over to the ropes and he wants Fazzer to get out of there!! OOh behind the refs back its Steel who hooked in THE END!!! STEEL got his submission move hooked in and Cerberus is going crazy from the pain and he's even tapping out!!! But the ref isn't seeing it, coz Fazzer is still taking his time!!
(Then from out of the crowd its Mauler who rolls in the ring. He got a chair in his hands and he RAMMS the steelchair into the head of Steel Brasco. And Brasco goes down).
Paco: Did you see that!!??!!
ND: Brasco went down and Cerberus now hooks in his The Memory Remains submission!! At that moment Fazzer jumps off the apron and moves backwards. The ref turns around and he sees Cerberus hooking in the Memory Remains on Steel. Steel then finally taps out and its over!!! The Armageddon Cerberus won this match!!!
Paco: Unfair!! Unfair!! Steel had it won, but only coz of the interferences by Fazzer and Mauler, he lost this match. Unfair!!
ND: Agh get a grip Paco. Welcome to the real world.
(Commercials).
Paco: We're back again. Back to Venom, which is sponsored once again by Paco's Motel, the motel that serves you well!!
ND: Oh not that crap again Paco!
Paco: Hey thats not crap!
ND: Up next we have a match between Dan Prohibition and Mystic. We all know Dan and what he has established so far in the EWCL. But lets focus on Mystic for a change. Last week he was in the main event and he was very close to being the next Universal Champion. Now thats something to have respect for, but nooo. All Dan has been referring to all week is that Mystic hasn't had a win yet since he got here. Ok, Mystic might not have a win yet, but he sure made an impact. He's been playing with the big guys, helped Sean Corvik, last week he claimed to have superkicked Joe Johnson out of his title match with Corvik and like I already said, he was in the main event.
Paco: So all in all not a small player. But tonight is gonna be a hard match. And we have a special stipulation for this match, as it is a falls count anywhere.
(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan waits for Mystic).
(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes running out. He's ready for this match and he runs to ringside and slides in, not wasting anytime).
Paco: Mystic and Dan into a brawl right away now. They trade punches back and forth. Mystic takes the advantage with a quick kick to the gut and a thunderous chop that knocks the breath out of Dan! Dan staggers into a corner with his head resting on the topturnbuckle. Mystic begins a series of kicks to the midsection of Dan!! He follows up the kicks with seven shoulderblocks!! Mystic then whips Dan into the opposite corner. Mystic grabs Dan and executes a snap suplex!!
ND: Mystic pauses for a moment and then he pulls up Dan from the mat. But its Dan with a knee to the stomach and he follows that with a short quick right one to the head. Dan irish whips Mystic into the ropes....he comes off and......hangmans neckbreaker!! Dan back in charge, so it seems!! Dan slowly goes over to Mystic and he picks him up and he sets him up for a Penance of Your Sins....and he executes it!!
Paco: Dan going for the cover, 1............2........kick out. Dan grabs Mystic by the arm and pulls him to his feet. He sends Mystic in the ropes again, and .....he this time he hits him with a swinging neckbreaker!! Dan quickly to the toprope and he stands on top and he dives off for a frogsplash, but oooooooh Mystic pulls his knees up and Dan lands straight on them!! OOOH MY!!! He must have broken some ribs there!!
ND: Mystic slides to the outside and he then reaches for Dan's leg and he drags it over to the ringpost and BAMMMM he pulls Dan's leg into it and Dan flies ballsfirst into the ringpost!!! Sorry for my language, but Dan's balls must be crushed now!! Mystic again grabs a hold of the leg and slamms it into the ringpost!! He then drags Dan out of the ring to the outside!! Dan falls to the ground right away, he can't even stand on his feet right now I reckon.
Paco: Mystic stomps the injured leg of Dan and Dan falls back to the floor again. Mystic picks his opponent by the hair and he drags him over to the rinsteps and ramms him headfirst into them!! BAMM!! Mystic then lays Dan with his head onto the ringsteps. Mystic moves away a couple of feet and then he charges in on Dan!!! But ooooooooh, Dan counters with a drop toe hold that sends Mystic headfirst into the steel ringsteps!!
ND: Now its Mystic who's laying with his head on the ringsteps and ....Dan jumps on the apron and......springboard legdrop of it and he lands on Mystic!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! Dan could have injured himself there, with that high risk move!! Mystic seems to be knocked out right now!! Dan lifts Mystic up from the ringsteps and he sends his head into the apron. Dan steps on the ringsteps and he jumps off for a double axehandle to the back off Mystic.
Paco: Mystic goes down and Dan goes for the cover. Remember this is a falls count anywhere, 1.........2......but a kickout by Mystic. Dan to his feet again and he picks up Mystic and he sends him into the guardrail!! Dan charges in, but Mystic saw it coming and he backdrops Dan over the guardrail to the outside!!! Ooooh!!! Mystic on top off the guardrail now and......moonsault on top off Prohibition!!!
ND: Mystic going for the cover now, the ref climbs over the guardrail and, 1...........2........kickout by Dan. Mystic grabs Dan and he sends him backfirst into the guardrail. Mystic lifts Dan on top off the guardrail now and climbs on aswell. Mystic on the guardrail too now and he grabs Dan and he SUPLEXES him to the concrete floor!!! Mystic landed also on the floor but he's going for the pin, 1...........2..................but a late kickout by Dan!!
Paco: Mystic was real close here, very close. He now sets Dan up for a powerbomb, but Dan blocks it. Mystic is not able to lift Dan up!! Mystic tries again, but again Dan blocks it and reverses it and backdrops Mystic to the floor!!! Dan is slowly climbing the apron now and he doesn't stop there. He now climbs on the topturnbuckle. He's ready for his Flying Guillotine!! He's gonna go for it, I tell ya!!
ND: But just when he wants to dive off "Walk" by Pantera starts to play!!! Thats Eddie "Impact" Osbourne's music!! Dan still on the toprope and he recognises the entrance music. Dan looks behind him and stares to the ramp, but there's nothing happening, noone out there!! Remember that last week Eddie Osbourne came out and just stood on the ramp during Dan's match. There's something going on with all of that!!
Paco: Dan continues to stare down the ramp but still nothing happening. He then wants to focuss back on Mystic, but Mystic got back up in the meantime and he got on the apron now and he starts to climb the topturnbuckle now!! He punches Dan in the head, but he loses his balance a bit. Mystic loses his balance, but Dan grabs him and hands out a big fist and he manoeuvers Mystic in a tombstone position and.............OOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE FROM THE TOPROPE TO THE FLOOR!!!!!
ND: Thats almost like an assassination!!!
Paco: Dan is also almost knocked out on the concrete floor, but he still manages to roll on top of Mystic. The ref goes for the count and. 1...................2....................3............yesss Dan Prohibition wins this match!!! But man what a move!!!
(Commercials).
Bo Lucas: Ok, Eric, we'll talk again tomorrow.
Prez Cazzo: Yes we will Bo. I'm gonna take a look at Saphio's match against Super Trouper now. I can't believe that Super Trouper threatened Pamela, my Pamela! Thats sure something he should do, if he wants a future in the EWCL. I can't believe I ever even helped his ass by bailing him out of jail. Time sure can change.
Bo Lucas: I'll give Pamela a call then just to make sure she's ok.
Prez Cazzo: Thanks Bo.
(Bo walks the other way and Prez Cazzo continues his walk backstage. When all of a sudden we see Exile coming out from the side with a stopsign and he nails Prez Cazzo with that stopsign to the ground. The Prez goes down, but Exile doesn't stop, he ramms that stopsign several times into the head of the prez. Exile is even laughing when he does it. Exile then drops the stopsign and takes off, leaving Cazzo laying knocked out on the floor.).
(Scene fades out).
Paco: Nooooo, I hope Eric is ok!!! I can't believe what Exile just did!!
ND: I can, just admit it. That Prez Cazzo sure can be annoying.
Paco: Hey, the guy pays your salary.
ND: I'm Award winning announcer Neil Down. I can have a job somewhere else right away!!
Paco: Yeah at McDonalds!
ND: Hey a job is a job.
Paco: You want fries with that.
ND: Now lets us go on with our next match. Super Trouper and Saphio once again battling it out. They fought last week in a 3 falls match. Super Trouper won two falls and with that became number one contender for the Prime Time Title and he kept his Hardcore Title. But Saphio managed to win the third fall and he hung on to the commissionership.
Paco: Tonight its only one fall and its for the hardcore title! And this is also part two in the Good Guys vs. Bad Guys. Earlier on we saw that Cerberus defeated Steel Brasco.
(Highway to hell starts to play and Saphio comes walking out and the fans go wild right away. Saphio struts to the ring and like always shakes the hands of the fans on his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(Between angels and insects starts to play and the crowd already starts to boo. They know who's coming out now. Its Hardcore Champion Super Trouper on his way to the ring. He comes out and he got his hardcore belt on his shoulder. He looks angry at the fans who shout at him. ST reaches the ring and slides in).
Paco: Saphio comes charging in but ST uses his hardcore belt and nails Saphio in the head with it!! And there's nothing wrong with that as this is a hardcore match for the hardcore title. He can use any item he wants, its not illegal!! ST now throws the belt towards ring announcer Jay Blue. ST then focusses back on Saphio. Saphio is back to his knees, but ST comes in and kicks him in the head.
ND: The criminal is back in town again!!
Paco: You sure you should say that Neil?
ND: Agh, after tonights strike of Bill and John there's noone gonna hurt me.
Paco: Uhuh.
ND: Back to the match. ST got a hold of Saphio now and he sends him into the ropes and oooh big boot by ST and Saphio goes down to the mat!! ST follows that up with a kneedrop to the face!! ST up again, into the ropes for an elbow drop, but this time Saphio moved out of the way in time. Saphio to his feet and he lifts ST up and delivers a german suplex!!! Saphio is not letting go and he executes another german suplex. Two in a row!!
Paco: Saphio sends ST into the corner and he charges in, but ST sticks his elbow out and Saphio flies facefirst into the elbow!!! OOoh man!! That must hurt!! ST goes to the topturnbuckle and he dives off and OOOOOH SHIT!!! He jumps off and he does a frankensteiner on Saphio!!! Unbelievable that a big guy like him can do a move like that!!! ST goes for the pin now, 1.........2.........kickout.
ND: ST rolls himself to the outside now and from under the ring he grabs two trashcanlits and he throws them into the ring. He also takes out a trashcan and he also throws that one in the ring. ST then rolls himself back in to the ring again. He goes over to Saphio and picks him up but its Saphio with a lowblow!! ST goes to his knees and Saphio quickly picks up the two trashlits and he starts hammering them into ST!!!
Paco: He got one trashcanlit in each hand and he just goes like left...right....left....right...left...right....He's playing ST like its a set of drums!!! Saphio then drops the lits and he picks up the trashcan and ramms it into ST's head and he goes down!! I think ST is already busted open now!! Saphio goes to a corner and he place the trashcan between the second and toprope. Oooh I don't know if this is smart. Last week Saphio put Maggie on the topturnbuckle and after he flew in it himself!!
ND: Saphio picks up ST and he irish whips him into the corner......and Super Trouper flies backfirst into that trashcan!!! OOOOH YEAHHH!!! ST's back went straight into that trashcan!! Saphio even charges in now and he splashes on top off ST!! Ooh man he really must feel this!! Saphio now lifts up ST and he flapjacks him into the mat. Saphio gets up again and grabs the trashcan, well whats left of that trashcan.
Paco: Saphio now bangs that trashcan into the back of the head of his opponent!! Oh man what a fight is this!! Saphio now drops the trashcan and he picks ST up and he sets him up for a piledriver and executes it!!! This could be the end now!! Saphio goes for the pin, 1...........2............kickout by ST. Saphio is the first one up again and he kicks ST in the head three times and ST stays on the mat.
ND: Saphio now is going to the toprope, he climbs on top and he dives off, but WOWWWW ST got up in the meantime and he got a hold of a trashcanlit and he nails Saphio with it in midair!!!! BAMMMM What an impact that was!!!! ST holds on to the lit and he ramms it into Saphio's head till he's also busted open!!! And ooh yes Saphio is also bleeding now!! We've got a real hardcore match right here I guess.
Paco: ST picks up Saphio now and he sends him into the ropes, he comes off and....sidewalk slam by ST!! ST going for the cover, but he only gets a two count!! ST sends Saphio in the ropes one more time now....Saphio comes off and Saphio tries to counter and goes for a flying forearm!! But ST just grabs him out of the air and he lifts Saphio over his head!!! OOOOH man what a strenght does this guy have!! ST lifts Saphio over his head and BAMMMM he just drops Saphio to the mat!!!
ND: ST bends over Saphio and trashtalks to him now!! He then drops and goes for the cover, 1...........2.........but a kickout by Saphio. ST grabs Saphio by the hair and he puts him on his shoulder and he walks to the turnbuckle and he throws Saphio on top of it. Thats Da Bomb!! ST then climbs the toprope himself now. Its gonna be Heavy Artillery and then its over, oh yes its gonna be over then!!
Paco: ST is on top now aswell, but Saphio punches him in the gut. ST tries to hold though and he nails Saphio with an elbow, but its Saphio again with a big right punch and oooh he pokes ST in the eye and ST can't see for a second and Saphio pushes ST backwards and the hardcore champ falls backwards to the mat!!! Saphio still on top and ......BIG frogsplash from the toprope on ST!!! OOOH MYYY!!! Saphio rather quickly back up.
ND: Saphio to the outside and from under the ring he grabs MAGGIE, his bowlingball!! The crowd sees it and they start to go crazy!! The fans really love MAGGIE!! Saphio slides back in the ring, but ST comes in with a boot to the head. Saphio to the mat and MAGGIE also falls to the mat. ST picks up MAGGIE and he wants to ram it into Saphio. He waits till Saphio is back to his feet and ........OOOOOOH SAPHIO counters and he grabs Super Trouper in his FLATLINER AND HE EXECUTES IT!!!!
Paco: Saphio with his finisher on ST!!!! Saphio goes for the cover. 1................2.................3..............and we have a new Hardcore Champion!!!! Saphio is a hardcore champion for the second time in his career. And he's real delighted with it. The busted open Saphio climbs the toprope and raises his arms in the air and the crowd cheers him on wildly. They really love this guy!!
(Commercials).
Paco: Another title match coming on now. Are we gonna see another new champion tonight after Saphio capturing the Hardcore title. Good Guy "Non-Hardcore" Brody James is defending his Prime Time Title against Bad Guy The Mauler. Last week Brody already made Mauler tap out of his Reality Bites submission. Now its one on one again!!
(Bodies starts to play and The Mauler comes walking out. The crowd boos him and he reaches ringside and enters it).
(Hey man nice shot by Filter starts to play and "Non-Hardcore" Brody James comes running out. He got the Prime Time Title around his waist and the fans cheer him on with "Brody" chants. He runs to the ring, drops the belt on Jay Blue's table and slides in the ring).
Paco: Brody heads towards Mauler and he takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Mauler hops up again, and the two lock up. Mauler then sends Brody in the ropes, and when he comes off, Mauler goes for a clothesline, but Brody slides through the legs off Mauler. Brody gets back up and he grabs Mauler and does a jawbreaker!!! Smart!! Brody into the ropes himself now and he comes off and he dropkicks Mauler to the mat.
ND: Brody waves to the crowd and he goes to the toprope now. He's on top and he faces the crowd, but he wasn't aware of the fact that Mauler got back to his feet. Mauler climbs the toprope aswell now and he grabs Brody from behind and BACK SUPLEX of the toprope!!! Wow!!! And Mauler rolls himself on top off Brody now, 1...........2...........late kickout by the Prime Time Champion. Mauler almost had it there.
Paco: Mauler picks Brody up and he does a karatekick to the head of Brdoy, who goes down to the mat again. Mauler follows that up with a legdrop. The Bad Guy now starts to choke Brody with his hands. After 5 seconds the ref makes Mauler break the chokehold. But just like Cerberus earlier tonight, Mauler refuses to let go at first. After another try of the referee and Mauler lets go.
ND: Brody is coughing and trying to breath again. But Mauler is not giving him any chance and he comes in and he ddt's Brody to the mat!!! Mauler then runs towards the ropes, uses the ropes as springboard and LIONSAULTS on Brody, but Brody lifts the knees up and Mauler flies into them!!! This gives Brody some time to get back in the match. Mauler is checking his ribs while Brody slowly gets back to his feet.
Paco: Brody picks Mauler up and he sends him into a corner. Brody charges in after and he jumps on Mauler and does a monkey flip and Mauler lands on his back!! Brody then quickly to the toprope and he dives off for a big flying elbow and he hits Mauler with it!!! Brody going for the pin and, 1..........2..........kickout!! Brody up again and he grabs Mauler and sets him up for a firemans carry and executes it.
ND: Brody goes to the toprope one more time now. He's on top and dives off for a shooting star press, but ooooh Mauler moved out of the way and Brody flies to the mat!! Mauler gets up and kicks Brody to the midsection and then Mauler slides to the outside. He pushes Jay Blue off his chair and he grabs the steelchair. Mauler walks to the ring, but OOOOOOOHH Brody James got up and he charged to the ropes and did a baseball slide into the steelchair and it went straight into Maulers face!!!
Paco: Mauler knocked out on the outside now. And Brody bounces in the ropes and heads towards the ropes again and OOOOOH he dives through the second and toprope to the outside and he lands on top off Mauler!! Wow what a dive!! After a couple of moments Brody gets up and he pulls Mauler from the ground and he rolls him back into the ring. Brody gets in after and he lifts Mauler up. But its Mauler with a lowblow!!
ND: And Mauler follows that up with a GORE that sends Brody to the mat!!! Mauler needs a couple of seconds to recuperate from that chair in his face and all the blows earlier on. He then goes for the pin, 1...............2...........but a late kickout by Brody. Mauler grabs Brody by the hair and he sends him into the ropes, he comes off, and Brody counters and he grabs Mauler and executes a belly to belly suplex!!!
Paco: OOh yeah!!! And Brody is going to the toprope once again!! He stands on top and he signals for the Noncaholic!! And yeahhh he dives off for the 450 splash and hits it!!! Brody for the cover and. 1....................2.....................3..........oooh yeah Brody James wins this match and he's still the Prime Time Champion!! Good win and the Good Guys are 2-1 up for tonight!!
(Brody raises his hands in the air and the crowd is chanting "PILLOW" "PILLOW"!! Brody then goes to the outside and he grabs The Pillow from under the ring. He gets back in the ring and he places the pillow on Maulers face. Brody then starts to climb the topturnbuckle once again and he dives off for a flying headbutt and lands straight on the pillow and Mauler!!!).
Paco: Now thats what I call Non-Hardcore!!
(Commercials).
ND: What was that?
Paco: The Punisher probly congratualated Dan with his victory over Mystic earlier tonight. Punisher is the kind of guy who is intrested in other wrestlers, so he probly did that. And Dan probly wished Punisher succes for his handicap match later on against Exile and Roadblock.
ND: Did you know that Dan still doesn't have a tagteampartner yet? He still got both tagteamtitles in his possession and he can decide who he wants to have as a partner. Maybe that was what they were discussing.
Paco: Nah, I doubt that Neil. Not everything is about titles Neil.
ND: But the next match we are gonna see it though.
Paco: This is gonna be it AGAIN Neil. Again Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson are gonna fight it out one on one!! After all these weeks its finally gonna happen!! They were suppose to fight last week, but coz of Mystic, who said he gave Joe Johnson the Cynergy Blast in the lockkerroom, the match was cancelled. Now the match is on the card again and its still a no-dq match for the Internet Title.
ND: An Internet Title thats still in the possession of Sean Corvik. He never really had to defend it often, but he's still got that title ever since Survivor, thats a pretty long time already!! Now he will have his first biggest challenge for that title. But thats not what this match is about. You all know the story. Royal Family once best stable ever in the EWCL, own ego's made them fall apart. Exile already doesn't want to do anythign with them and see what it did for him. He's the Universal Champion. He did that on his own, he never needed the Royal Family for that. Now Corvik and Joe Johnson gonna fight it out.
( "My Own Summer" begins to blare over the speakers as "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson steps out from the curtains. He looks out into the crowd and poses 'the crucifix' atop the stage. Slowly and casually, Johnson makes his way to the ring before being handed a microphone. )
Joe Johnson: Once upon a time…
…there lived a stable embarked upon the acclaim of 'The Royal Family'. They ruled forcefully and embarked on gold and distinguished treatments. However, as marked by the events of current incidents, 'The Royal Family is nothing more than a mere pile of rubble! What is left of it is Joe Johnson, Sean Corvik, and Exile whom have seemingly have opposing viewpoints on each other's placement in this faction.
Tonight I face the former Universal Champion, 'Kritical Kondition' Sean Corvik for his covenant EWCL Internet Championship. Yet despite this granted prize, I've brought it upon myself to add yet another stipulation to this no disqualification title match! That stipulation is the only fact that Chris Lemke, otherwise known by as his alias, Exile, CANNOT run down in any form of disguise and interfere in this match…
Sean Corvik…
…come out here so I can kick your ass!
( Johnson drops the microphone as he awaits the reigning champion. )
(Angry Again starts to play and Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition comes out from behind the curtains. He runs towards the ring and when he reaches ringside its Joe Johnson who runs to the ropes and he dives over the toprope to the outside and he lands on top off Corvik).
Paco: I guess we have begun!! Man what a start!!
ND: Joe landed on Corvik and he's now handing out punch after punch! Joe gets up and he grabs KK by the head and he ramms his head into the guardrail!! BAMMM!! And he ramms Corvik's head another time into the guardrail!! Joe sure has some build up agression here. Joe now irish whips Corvik into the apron and he flies in backfirst. Joe then grabs Corvik's head again and he drags him over to the ringpost and BAMMMM ramms his head into it!
Paco: Joe rolls Corvik back in the ring now and slides in right after. Joe picks up Corvik and uppercuts him. The Hardcore Event follows that up with a boot to the gut and performing The PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!! He hit him with his evenflow ddt!! Joe is going for the cover, 1..........2...........kickout by Corvik. Joe goes straight back to business and he grabs Corvik by the hair and he drags him over to the corner. He lifts him up and he starts ramming Corvik's head into the corner.
ND: 1......2.....3.....4.....5......6......7......8.....9......10..... OOOh Joe really on the go here!! Corvik falls backwards to the mat now!! Joe to the toprope now. He's standing on top and he dives off for a corkscrew splash!!! But OOOOOH Corvik moves out of the way in the last moment!!! This could be the turn in this match!! Joe on the mat, and Corvik is using the ropes to get back to his feet. Corvik now is back up and he looks at Joe and goes towards him.
Paco: Corvik picks Joe up and executes a suplex and ooooh he lets Joe hanging in the air for about 5 seconds before he drops him to the mat!!! Corvik to the second rope now and he jumps off for an elbow to the head!! Now it is Corvik who starting to look in control. He picks up Joe once more and he hooks him in a bearhug. Wow, its been a while since we have seen a bear hug here.
ND: The ref is checking on Joe now. Joe is trying to hang in there, but Corvik is squeezing the life out of him here!! Joe gets in a punch to Corvik's head, but he won't let go. And another blow to the head, but Corvik still won't let go!! And yeahhhh Corvik changed that bearhug into a belly to belly suplex!! Great anticipation by the Master of the Moves!! Corvik going for the pin, but he only gets a two count. Corvik picks up Joe, but its Joe who comes in with a kick to the midsection.
Paco: Joe irish whips Corvik, but Corvik reverses the whip and sends Joe into the ropes. He comes off and Corvik grabs him and .....Asphyxiation!!! Corvik for another cover attempt now, 1...............2.................but a late kickout by Joe!! Corvik picks Joe up once again and sends him into the ropes for another time. Joe comes off and he ducks the arm of Corvik....bounces himself in the ropes again and comes in with a flying shouldertackle that takes Corvik to the mat!!
ND: Thats the first time we see Joe do a shouldertackle, but it worked!! Corvik is on the mat and Joe is going to the outside now. He gets a steelchair from under the ring and he takes it with him back into the ring. Joe lays the chair in the ring and the he moves behind Corvik and oooooh flying bulldog into the steelchair!!! Thats what the hardcore event is all about!!! He sent Corvik right into that chair!!
Paco: Joe grabs the chair from under Corviks head and he lays it next to Corvik. Joe lifts Corvik up for a piledriver! He sets him up, but ooooh Corvik reverses and backdrops Joe and Joe lands on the steelchair himself!!! Corvik bounces in the ropes and he comes off with a kneedrop on top off Joe!! Corvik then hooks in an armlock!! That gives Corvik some time to recover!! Joe is trying to get out of the armlock now!
ND: He even is trying to grab the chair with his other arm, but there is not much he can do with one arm!! Corvik sees it and he drags Joe away from the chair!! Corvik then gets to his feet and he is still holding on to Joe's arm. Corvik then grabs Joe and executes a russian legsweep!! Corvik goes for the pin, but he only gets a two count!! Corvik pulls Joe up from the mat and irish whips him, but Joe reverses the whip and when Corvik comes off the ropes, its Joe with a drop toe hold!!
Paco: Joe grabs the steelchair and he goes to the toprope and he dives off, still holding that chair and he splashes on top off Corvik!!! Joe for the pin, 1............2..................nooo its not over yet, Corvik kicked out!!! I don't know how he did it, but he did!! Joe now picks up Corvik and he drags him over to the ropes. Wait whats he doing now?
ND: He's tieing Corvik's arms up in the ropes now!! He got Corvik hooked up in the ropes in a cruxifix pose!! I don't like where this is going. I know whats gonna happen now, I have seen this before. Yep Joe is reaching for the steelchair now. Its time for The Crown of Crimson!! He goes over to Corvik with that chair and he shouts in his face. Then Joe swings the chair and BAMMMMMMMM!!! He smashes the chair into Corvik's face!!!
Paco: AND BAMMMMMM!!! He did it again!!! Corvik can't do anything to protect himself here!! Joe is just smashing away here!! I can't believe this!! They were once friends!! BAMMMMM!!! Another smash to the face with that steelchair!! The referee is trying to free Corvik out of those ropes. I think Corvik almost went unconscious here, and what do you expect after those chairshots!!
ND: The ref freeed Corvik now, he untied him out of those ropes!! And Corvik falls straight to the mat. Joe is standing over him now and he's laughing, he's laughing at Corvik. This is so weird to see!! Joe throws the chair to the other side of the ring now and he grabs Corvik by the head. Joe now slaps Corvik in the face, oooh how humiliating!! And again he slaps Corvik in the face!!!
Paco: Joe then irish whips Corvik into the corner and Corvik flies in backfirst!! Joe charges in right after, but because Corvik moved out of the way in time, Joe flies in chestfirst and he falls back to the mat!!! Now we got both Corvik and Joe laying on the mat!! Corvik could just move out of the way there!! Now after about 8 seconds Joe is the first to get back up and he picks Corvik up and he sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and.......he counters and does a swinging neckbreaker on top off that steelchair!!!
ND: Corvik slowly gets to his feet now and he picks Joe up and he sends him in the ropes and with his last energy.....INSANITY's EMBRACE!!! Big superkick and Joe falls to the mat!!! Corvik goes to the toprope now and he faces the crowd and he dives off for a moonsault and he lands straight on Joe!!! But Corvik needs time to get back up too. He's now rolling himself on Joe and goes for the cover, 1...........2.............but a kickout by Joe. Corvik then grabs Joe and he hooks in the .......DARKEST HOUR!!! His submission finisher move!!
Paco: Hey whats Exile doing here??? He wasn't suppose to be out here!!! Exile just came running out and he's near the ropes now. The ref sees him and he knows that Exile is not suppose to be out here. The referee is trying to get Exile out of here right now!! I don't know if thats working though.
ND: WOW HEY THATS MYSTIC!!! Mystic just came out of the crowd and he's heading to the ring. I think he's here to protect Corvik against Exile.
Paco: In the ring we see that Corvik still has Joe in the Darkest Hour!! We also see that the ref is taking Exile out of there!! Mystic slides in the ring, goes over to Corvik and Joe and ..........OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO ...... MYSTIC JUST GAVE CORVIK A CYNERGY BLAST!!!! He backstabbed his old pal!!! And Corvik goes down to the mat!!!
ND: Mystic helps Joe up and Joe then grabs Corvik and ....CRUXIFIXION!!! He executed his finisher!! Joe goes for the cover and just at that moment the referee comes back in the ring. 1...............2................3.............and we have a new Internet Champion!!! Joe Johnson won the Internet Title!!
Paco: Joe to his feet and we see Mystic coming in again and he hands over the Internet Title to Joe Johnson and together they leave ringside!! Have you ever seen something like that!! Mystic turned on Corvik and now Corvik lost his title and this match with Joe Johnson.
(Commercials).
Paco: We're back again and back for the main event of the evening. The Punisher is in a handicap match against Universal Champion Exile and his sidekick Roadblock!! I wonder if Punisher has any chance in this match!!
ND: I don't think Paco. Its two against one, thats gonna be hard. And he doesn't even have his manager Swamp Fox to back him up, coz Swamp Fox is still in the hospital after Mauler and Super Trouper kidnapped him AGAIN!!
Paco: But I still think that Punisher has chances here, he's the American Hero and if anyone can do it, its him!! And remember that Punisher only needs to pin one of them. Even if he pins Roadblock then he will get the Universal Title back.
(Then American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. The Punisher gets a huge pop!! The fans go crazy for him!! On his way to the ring he shake hands with the fans, therefore it takes him some time to reach the ring. The Punisher climbs in the ring).
(Then Born of a broken man by Rage against the Machine starts to play and Exile and Roadblock come out from behind the curtains. Roadblock is carrying a table and Exile is not alone. Exile is dragging Warlock on the ramp. He got Warlock beaten up and he got him tied up. Exile points from the top of the ramp towards Punisher and he then puts Warlock on the table. Exile gets on the table aswell he gets a hold of Warlock and does his OUTCAST and sends Warlock through the table!!!).
Paco: Ooh GODD!!! Hijo de puta!! That Exile sure is one insane guy. First he attacks Eric and now he does this to Warlock. But Punisher is not having it!! He rolled out of the ring and he runs down the aisle now and reaches Exile and Roadblock and YESSS he takes them both down with a double clothesline!!! Exile and Roadblock go down to the concrete and Punisher goes over to check on Warlock.
ND: Punisher picks Warlock up and there are already other referees out and they carry Warlock back out of there!! Punisher then turns around again and he grabs Exile and Roadblock by the head and he ramms their heads into eachother!!! And both Exile and Roadblock go down to the concrete again!! Punisher picks them up again and now he drags both of them to ringside.
Paco: He rolls both of them into the ring and climbs in aswell!! Now this match can officially begin!! Punisher grabs Exile and Roadblock steps on the apron. Exile and Punisher are beginning this match. Punisher sends Exile in the ropes, he comes off and.....big boot by Punisher!!! Again Punisher picks up Exile and sends him in the ropes....he comes off and.....big powerslam by Punisher!!!
ND: Punisher goes for the pin, 1.............2.......but a kickout by Exile. Punisher goes over to Roadblock and he plants his fist in his face and Roadblock falls off the apron to the ground. And the fans are loving it!! There are USA and Punisher chants all over the place now!! Punisher turns back towards Exile, but Exile got up and he grabs Punisher for an overhead belly to belly suplex and he executes it!!
Paco: Exile with a couple of stomps to the face of Punisher and then he picks him up and does a reverse armbar to take him down again!! Exile to the second rope and with a legdrop to follow that up!!! The Universal Champion then checks where his sidekick Roadblock is and he sees that Roadblock slowly is starting to climb back on the apron. Exile shakes his head and he picks Punisher up again and he waistlocks him and then executes a german suplex!!
ND: Exile going for the cover now, 1.............2.........but a kickout by Punisher!! Exile grabs Punisher and he pulls him up by the hair and he lifts him up and executes a frontface suplex!! And Punisher falls face first to the mat!! Exile looks at Roadblock and sees if he wants to be tagged in, but Roadblocked is shaking NO! Exile picks Punisher up again and he sets him up for a full nelson slam and he executes it!!
Paco: Exile looks at Roadblock again and this time Roadblock even nodds. Exile goes over to his corner and he tags in Roadblock. Roadblock quickly charges in on Punisher and he starts a series of kicks and punches. Roadblock then goes for the cover, 1..............2.......kickout. Roadblock shakes his head and he picks Punisher up and throws a couple of punches to the face again.
ND: Roadblock then irish whips Punisher, but Punisher reverses the irish whip and sends Roadblock into the ropes. Punisher is already making clear that he's gonna chokeslam Roadblock and he sees it coming and he hangs on to the ropes and slides out of the ring. Punisher immediately slides out of the ring aswell now and he starts to chase Roadblock around the ring. I didn't know that Roadblock was that fast, haha.
Paco: Roadblock circles the ring and Punisher in hot pursuit. Roadblock passes the corner where Exile is standing and OOOOOOOOH when Punisher passes he gets clotheslined to the concrete by Exile!!! What a clothesline!!! Roadblock slides back in the ring and he's distracting the referee now. On the outside Exile is ramming Punishers head into the steel ringpost!!! Punisher's head flies into the ringpost several times now!!!
ND: The ref then looks over and Exile acts like nothing happend and that he's ony trying to roll Punisher back in the ring again!! He rolls Punisher back in the ring and like before Roadblock charges in and starts his trademark kicks again! Yeah trademark kicks my ass. Roadblock picks Punisher up and he goes for another attempt of irish whipping him in the ropes. And actually does it this time. Punisher comes off the ropes and .....OOOOH he just stops right in front of Roadblock.
Paco: Roadblock looks up and at the same moment Punisher grabs his throat and he CHOKESLAMS him to the mat!!! Big chokeslam by The Punisher!!! Punisher goes for the cover now, 1.............2..........but Exile comes in and he breaks the count by pulling Punisher off of Roadblock!! Exile picks Punisher up and he spears him to the mat!!! OOOH MAN!!! What a spear!!!
ND: Exile then drags Roadblock over to his own corner so Roadblock can tag him in!! Roadblock still seems to be knocked out, so therefore Exile just pads him on the back and tags himself in like that!! Exile charges in on Punisher and puts a knee to his head!! Exile follows that up with lifting Punisher up and he executes a jackhammer suplex!! Wow how did he do that!! That titlebelt sure gives Exile extra strength!! Exile goes for the cover, 1...........2.........but he only gets a two count!
Paco: Exile to his feet again and he picks Punisher up and body slams him back to the mat. The Universal Champ goes to the toprope now and he moonsaults off, but hey Punisher lifts his knees up!!! We hadn't seen that before, haha!! Exile rolls himself out of the ring right away and he checks his ribs and chest. Punisher tries to recover in the ring and slowly gets back to his feet. Punisher slides to the outside now and he starts to chase Exile.
ND: Just like before Punisher is chasing someone around the ring. Exile passes Roadblock and when Punisher passes him, Roadblock wants to do the same thing that Exile did before. And thats take Punisher down with a clothesline!! But Punisher sees it coming a mile ahead and he ducks the arm and continues his chase on Exile!! Exile reaches the spanish announcetable and jumps on top of it!!
Paco: He waits till Punisher is close and then he dives off but Punisher catches him out of the air!!! OOOH GODDD!!! Punisher turns around and his back is facing the spanish announcetable now!!! And ......HOLY SHITTTTTT......Punisher with a fall away slam!!! AND HE THROWS EXILE BEHIND HIM AND EXILE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! You see that always happen with the spanish announce table. Why is that?
ND: No time to go into that right now Paco. Punisher just put Exile through a table, thats more important right now!! Exile is still laying between whats left of that table and Punisher goes over to him now. Punisher grabs Exile, but from behind him its Roadblock who runned over the apron and dived off for a double axehandle on Punisher!! Wow, did Roadblock just did that??
Paco: Spot of the evening, huh!! Roadblock again with a couple of kicks!! But Punisher just shakes it off and he hands out a big right one to the face of Roadblock and he goes down!! Punisher picks up Roadblock from the ground and he big boots him to the concrete!!! Punisher doesn't stop and he sits on top off Roadblock and starts to hand out punch after punch!! Behind his back we see that Exile is getting up again. Exile gets back to his feet and he grabs a steelchair and he heads for Punisher!!
ND: This is gonna get him disqualified here!! This is a no count out match match, but its not a no-dq match!! Exile behind Punisher, he swings the chair and BAMMMMMMM!!! He nails him with that steelchair!!! And Punisher goes down to the concrete!!! Man, what a blow with that steelchair!!!
Paco: And the ref saw it all, and he's signaling to the ringkeeper that this match is over. He's signaling so that Exile is gonna get disqualified.
(But then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He got a cut in his forehead, obviously from that blow with that stopsign earlier on. He comes to the ring and enters it. Out of his pocket he grabs a mic).
Prez Cazzo: No, no, no Exile, you won't keep your Universal Title that easy!! I am not allowing you to end this match with being disqualified. I just won't have it!! Referee, this match is not over yet. There needs to be a pinfall or submission!!
(Exile rolls himself in the ring and he walks towards Prez Cazzo and stops right in front of him and looks him in the eye).
Prez Cazzo: You understand that Exile!! Just because you are the Universal Champion, that don't mean you can do whatever you want!!
(Exile just nodds his head like he is agreeing to the Prez. Actually Exile is only stalling time because Roadblock got in the ring on the other side and he's coming up from behind Prez Cazzo with a chair!!).
(Roadblock comes up behind Prez Cazzo and he swings the steelchair. But just at that same moment its Commissioner Saphio who appeared on the ramp and he shouts out "BEHIND YOU ERIC!!!"......And Cazzo turns around in time and just before Roadblock can nail him with the chair, he blocks it and grabs the chair and ramms Roadblock with it!! Cazzo then turns towards Exile and BAMMM Exile hits him with THE OUTCAST!!).
ND: Ok, the Prez is out. Thats what you get when you interfere.
Paco: Punisher now dragged himself back in the ring again and comes over to Exile, but Exile grabs him and.......OUTCAST on him aswell!!! Exile going for the pin and. 1..................2.....................3.............. Exile gets the win and is still the Universal Champion!!!