(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Exile, The Punisher, Kritical Kondition, Cerberus, Dan Prohibition, Joe Johnson, Brody James, Saphio and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.

Then we see clips of last weekend. Highlights of High Stakes are shown. We see how Cerberus eliminates 4 people in a row during that 8 men elimination tagmatch. Cerberus won the Prime Time Title by doing that. Shortly followed by the match between Saphio and Fazzer in which Steel Brasco turns against Saphio. After that we see how Exile is the mystery opponent of Eddie Osbourne and Exile gets beaten in this non-title match. The following scenes shows clips of the tagmatch between Saint & Sinner and Joe Johnson/Mystic. The tagchampions hold on to their title after Corvik pins Mystic. Last clips that we see are of the main event in which Cazzo actually pins Exile after interference of almost the entire lockkerroom. Punisher announces the new Ministry of Total Justice and Cazzo gives the Universal Title back to Exile coz Cazzo only wanted to prove a point).

(The titantron fades out and we go to our commentators of the evening Neil Down and John Pilchard).

John Pilchard: Welcome all!! Welcome to Venom, another Venom. Its been a week since High Stakes and tonight promises to be an action packed show. Although the arena isn't sold out, the atmosphere still seems to be very good.

Neil Down: I also wanna welcome the people. And its gonna be a great night. Coz tonight Miraculous Danny Christ is gonna make his return.

JP: Stop with the lies Neil!!

ND: Sorry man, I'm just trying to boost the ratings up! I heard that last weekends PPV didn't do that good in the ratings. We need to do something to get the people intrested and who else than Danny Christ!!

JP: I know thats what you are trying to do, but you can't spread rumours like that. But Neil, let us look at tonights show. We got 7 matches lined up for the people. In the main event Exile can prove if he's a worthy champion or not, as he has to face Eddie Osbourne, the man that he lost to last week. But tonight its a title match. We also are gonna see Sean Corvik and Mystic taking it on.

ND: Finally they meet face to face, John.

JP: Yes they do.

ND: Tonight also Internet Champion is gonna defend his title against The Punisher. That will be a tough one for Joe. Especially if The Punisher brings his Ministry buddies to the ring.

JP: I don't think that Punisher is gonna do that, Neil. Punisher wants to win in a fair way.

ND: Yeah yeah, that justice stuff again. Talking about a ministry member. Dan Prohibition and Brody James will fight eachother aswell tonight and that promises to be something intresting. They talked alot of smack all week.

JP: One match I personally look forward to is the handicap match between Saphio against Steel Brasco and Fazzer. The commissioner taking on two people and he even put his own hardcore title on the line.

ND: Finally Cerberus is defending his Prime Time Title against Ex-Terminator and to start off we have two newcomers to the EWCL.

JP: Yeah two new stars Blade versus Xtreme.

ND: Blade? Did you say Blade?

JP: Uh yeah why?

ND: Is that the same Blade we seen before in the EWCL? You know winner of worst wrestler of the year?

JP: No John its not, and if you would have paid a bit of attention then you would have known.

ND: Well excuse me mister know it all.

JP: Let us just announce this match ok.

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Powerman 5000's "Nobody's Real" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat, awaiting his opponent).

(Then In the end by Linkin Park starts to play and Xtreme comes running out. The 23 year old from Harlem runs to the ring and he slides in the ring).

JP: Xtreme slides in the ring, but Blade attacks him right away. Even before Xtreme can get on his feet, its Blade with a couple of kicks to the head. Xtreme now tries to get to his feet and the two exchange fists. Its Blade with a few big right ones, and Xtreme staggers and falls backwards into the ropes. Xtreme comes off the ropes and Blade picks him up and.....sidewalk slam!!

ND: Nice opening from Blade, he sure learned alot after his first wind here in the EWCL.

JP: You still don't get me, do you. Its NOT the same Blade!!

ND: Oh..oh yeah...Well I have bad short time memory.

JP: Blade picks up Xtreme by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Xtreme goes into the ropes and Xtreme comes off and he goes for a flying forearm....but ooooooh Blade just catches him!!! Did you see that!! Impressive!! Blade is still holding on to Xtreme and he......ooooh fallaway slam!!! Blade now follows that up with an elbow to the head!! And he goes for the first pin of the match, 1.............2............kickout.

ND: Blade grabs Xtreme and he irish whips him, but Xtreme reverses the whip and Blade flies into the ropes himself. He comes off and its Xtreme with a spinning implant ddt!!! Xtreme is the first one to get to his feet and he grabs Blade and hooks in a chokehold. Blade is trying to get out of the hold, but now Xtreme waistlocks Blade and.....german suplex by Xtreme!!! Xtreme holds on to Blade and lifts him up and he executes another german suplex!!!

JP: Xtreme got back into this match here. Xtreme picks Blade up and delivers a few punches. He then bounces himself in the ropes and comes off and......oooooh Blade counters with a spinebuster!! Xtreme definately wasn't expecting that!!! Blade grabs his opponent by the hair and executes a belly to belly suplex!!! Blade wants to end this quickly I think. He goes for another pin attempt, 1.............2..........but another kickout by Xtreme.

ND: Blade shakes his head and he grabs Xtreme one more time by the head and he sends him into a corner. Blade charges in right after, but oooooh Xtreme moves out of the way and Blade flies chestfirst into the turnbuckles!! Xtreme grabs Blade from behind and does a rollup, 1.............2..........ooooh kickout by Blade. Xtreme lifts Blade up and punches him in the midsection and then he lifts him on top of the topturnbuckle.

JP: Xtreme now also climbs the topturnbuckle and both athletes are on top now. Xtreme gets a hold of Blade, but its Blade who blocks it and he elbows Xtreme and......HOLY SHIT!!! A two-handed chokeslam off the toprope!!!! Did you see that??!!?? What an impact into the mat!!! Xtreme looks to be out here, but Blade also needs some time to recover from that big move! Now Blade goes for the cover, 1...............2..........but Xtreme kicks out again!!

ND: How did he do that?? Blade picks up Xtreme and hey wait a minute. Whats Exile doing on the ramp?? He's just standing there and looks down to the ring. Blade notices it now and he stares back at the ramp. But oooh Xtreme takes advantage of the situation and he slaps Blade in the face!! Exile is shaking his head and he disappears behind the curtains again. Xtreme goes for another slap, but Blade blocks it and he clotheslines Xtreme to the mat. We see now that Blade slides to the outside and he grabs a steelchair and he rolls back into the ring. Blade goes towards Xtreme who got back to his feet, but then the referee comes in between. The referee is telling Blade to let go off the chair, coz if he uses it he gets disqualified. Blade doesn't want to let go, but wow the ref is threatening to ring the bell. And Blade now lets go off the chair and throws it out of the ring.

JP: Blade looks at Xtreme and OOOOOOOH Xtreme comes in for a spear!!!! BUT BLADE COUNTERS IT, grabs Xtreme and hooks in a crossface!!! And Xtreme is tapping out!!! Blade got the win here!! He won on his debut!

(Blade shortly raises his arms in the air and then he slides out of the ring and he puts on his trenchcoat. Blade then pulls out a table from under the ring and he sets it up outside of the ring. He rolls back into the ring and drags Xtreme to the outside with him. He lifts Xtreme onto the table and gets on aswell).

JP: Whats he doing??

ND: Blade grabs Xtreme and.....BLADE RUNNER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OOOH MY GODDD!!!

JP: Xtreme sure knows the power of Blade now. And I am sure that more people in the EWCL are gonna feel that.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Are you serious? Really? Oh man, thats great news Saphio......FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!!! Thats a great help. Oh yes our new sponsor is absolutely getting free Venom and PPV tickets don't worry about that. And you can take Punisher out to dinner aswell Saphio. I also have to thank him later to help with this new sponsor. You know Saphio, this might well be what he have been praying for, this could be the end of our financial trouble.

(At that moment financial advisor Bo Lucas enters the office).

Prez Cazzo: Hey Saphio, I have to let you go. Good luck on your match later, later.

(Cazzo hangs up the phone and he has a big smile on his face).

Prez Cazzo: Great news Bo, Saphio just told me we have a new sponsor and its bringing in 5 million dollars!!! Great huh!!

Bo Lucas: Yes, I guess. (he says in a soft tone).

Prez Cazzo: It is great right?

Bo Lucas: It is, but its not the solution for our problems.

Prez Cazzo: It isn't??

Bo Lucas: Remember that guy that got attacked by Super Trouper.

Prez Cazzo: Ofcourse I remember, he sued us and you were gonna take care of that.

Bo Lucas: Yes, well I did. We prevent it from going to court so we settled it behind close doors.

Prez Cazzo: And?

Bo Lucas: He wants 800.000 dollars for compensation!!

Prez Cazzo: Ah, just give it to him, we just got 5 million Bo! Just give the guy the money.

Bo Lucas: Don't think so Eric.

Prez Cazzo: What do you mean?

Bo Lucas: We probly need that money for something else.

Prez Cazzo: We do? For what then?

Bo Lucas: For another lawsuit thats heading our way.

Prez Cazzo: Another lawsuit? Who is suing us this time then?

Bo Lucas: You ever heard of Michael Jackson?

Prez Cazzo: Yeah ofcourse Bo, king of pop, sold millions and millions of records. What about him?

Bo Lucas: Well apparently Exile insulted him and even interviewed him and altered prhases that Michael said and made that public. And well now Michael is suing us.

Prez Cazzo: What did Exile alter then that makes Michael Jackson so mad?

Bo Lucas: He let everyone hear that Michael likes to play with little kids.

Prez Cazzo: OH NO, HE NEVER?

Bo Lucas: Yes he did!!

Prez Cazzo: How bad is it?

Bo Lucas: Michael Jackson wants 20 million!!

Prez Cazzo: 20 MILLION!!!!

(Prez Cazzo gets up from his chair and walks to the door and slamms it close and the scene fades out).

JP: Ooh my God, now we really are in financial trouble!!

ND: "Because I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really bad"!!

JP: Stop singing Neil!!

ND: Sorry.

(Commercials).

JP: We're back from commercials and well after that what we have just seen, we better go to our next match. Newly Prime Time Champion Cerberus has his first title defense. And not a small one, he's facing his brother Ex-Terminator. Ex-Terminator a new member of the Ministry of Total Justice.

ND: Oh yeah, we have never seen this before, two brothers fighting eachother. How fascinating.

JP: Don't be so sarcastic Neil.

ND: Well excuse me, John.

(Seek and Destroy starts to play and Ex-Terminator comes walking out in a new Ministry of Total Justice shirt. He walks to the ring and slides in).

(Then "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes running out, he wears the Prime Time Title around his waist. He runs to the ring, slides in the ring and he and his brother start to go at it right away).

JP: First appearance tonight of a Ministry member.

ND: Cerberus and Ex-T going at it from the top here. They are both trading some punches, but then its Cerberus who gets in a big uppercut. He kicks his brother in the gut and sends him into the ropes. Ex-T comes off and its Cerberus with a hurricanrana. Cerberus quickly to the corner and he does a split-legged moonsault and he lands on Ex-T! Nice move by the Prime Time Champion.

JP: Cerberus for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Cerberus picks his brother up and again he sends him into the ropes, Ex-T comes off again and he ducks the arm of Cerberus. Ex-T into the ropes once more, and he comes off, but Cerberus counters with a spinning heelkick and Ex-T goes down to the mat. Cerberus fast in the ropes and comes off and does a summersault and lands on Ex-T.

ND: He's going for the pin now, 1..............2............but a kickout. Ex-T is not showing much so far tonight. And that for the men who even recently beat Eddie Osbourne. Cerberus picks up Ex-T and he goes for a kick, but Ex-T grabs a hold of the leg. But ooooh enziguri by Cerberus and he hits Ex-T right in the head with his foot!!

JP: Ex-T is down on the mat and Cerberus goes to the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He's on top now and he dives off and ........DOOMSDAY!!! He hit his finisher on his brother!!! Cerberus goes for the cover and. 1.................2.................3......he wins!!! A rather easy win here for Cerberus and that didn't look good for Ex-Terminator and for the Ministry of Total Justice. No justice sofar here!

ND: Cerberus raises his arms in the air and in the meantime he looks at his brother and they stare at eachother and we see a grin in Cerberus's face. What does that grin mean?

(Commercials).

JP: Its time for our next match, handicap match between Hardcore champion Saphio and Steel and Fazzer. Last week Steel stabbed Saphio in the back. We all thought that Steel was a Good Guy, that he was a friend of Saphio and that he hated Fazzer. But it was all play, all along he was in cahoots with Fazzer.

ND: You like to say 'cahoots' right?

JP: Whats that suppose to mean?

ND: ...

JP: Now Saphio himself came with the offer for this handicap match for his own title. He booked it and now he has to face it and suffer the consequences.

ND: The fool.

(O'Fortuna starts to play and Fazzer and Steel come walking out. The crowd starts to boo them and the two snear at the fans. They walk to the ring and roll in).

(Then Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts to play and Hardcore Champion and Commissioner Saphio comes strutting out. The crowd goes nuts right away and cheer him on big time. He got Maggie in on hand and with the other hand Saphio shakes hands with the fans. He reaches ringside and gets in).

JP: Steel and Fazzer attack Saphio right away. Both men start to beat him down. And yeah there's nothing illegal to it, its a handicap match, no tags necessarry. Saphio is down on the mat now and its Fazzer who's putting his boot into the face of the commissioner. He's choking Saphio with his boot. At the same time Steel is kicking Saphio into the midsection. This doesn't look good for our hardcore champion. Now Fazzer lets go off the choke and he and Steel pick Saphio up and they send him into the ropes. Saphio comes off and.....double flapjack and Saphio lands facefirst into the mat!!!

ND: Fazzer now picks up Saphio and he executes a dragon suplex. Steel looks at it and talks thrash to Saphio. Steel then grabs Saphio by the hair and he drags him over to a corner. And he slamms Saphio's face into the bottom turnbuckle...1....2....3....4.....5.....6.....7......8.....9....10..... Steel lets go off Saphio's head and Saphio falls down to the mat!! Steel doesn't give Saphio any time to recover and he picks him up and sends him into the ropes. But Saphio holds on to the ropes.

JP: Steel charges in, but oooooh Saphio backdrops him and Steel flies over the toprope to the outside!!! Fazzer also charges in now and ....oooon he clotheslines Saphio over the toprope to the outside!! Steel and Saphio both out on the floor now. Fazzer starts to climb the topturnbuckle now. He stands on top now, looks at Saphio and ......oooh baby.....flying elbow off the toprope to the outside and he lands on Saphio!!! Did you see that!!! All three of them flat out on the outside now!! Who's the first to get up here now?

ND: Its Steel, Steel is getting back to his feet now. From under the ring he grabs a kendo stick and he goes over to Saphio. Meanwhile Fazzer also got back up and Fazzer picks up Saphio and he holds his arns behind him. Steel comes in with the kendo stick, slams and.....oooooh Saphio ducks and Steel takes out Fazzer with that kendo stick!!! Steel looks at what he just did and he wants to help Fazzer back up, but Saphio counters and with a big clothesline Steel goes down to the concrete.

JP: Saphio picks up Steel and he throws him towards the steelsteps and he flies into them headfirst. Saphio runs in to Steel and knees him to the back of the head!! He grabs Steel by the hair and he smashes his head into the steep ringsteps BAMMM!!!.....And another time...BAMMM!!! Saphio now moves back towards Fazzer and picks him up, but Fazzer with a lowblow! Fazzer follows that up with a t-bone suplex!!! Oh man!! Fazzer picks up that kendo stick from before and he ramms it into the midsection of Saphio!! Not one time, but several times!! He then drops the kendo stick and he drags Saphio over to the guardrail.

ND: Fazzer lays Saphio with his head onto the guardrail and he then climbs on the apron across from it. Fazzer on the apron and he jumps off and ooooh legdrop to Saphio's head!!! Holy shit!!! Did you see how Saphio's face smacked into that guardrail from that shot!! Fazzer is getting back up again and he grabs Saphio and throws him to the ground and he goes for the pin, 1...............2............but a kickout.Somehow Saphio managed to kick out.

JP: Steel now comes back into the game and he and Fazzer pick up Saphio and together they drag him over to the spanish announcetable. They lift Saphio on top of the table and then Steel also gets on the table. Whats going on here?? Fazzer is on the apron now and he is climbinb the topturnbuckle now!! Fazzer is on top of the topturnbuckle and he looks at the spanish table and he sees that Steel is setting Saphio up for a piledriver!! Steel lifts Saphio up and, he is about to piledrive Saphio and at the same moment Fazzer dives off the toprope!!! BUT OOOH SAPHIO REVERSES IN THE LAST MOMENT AND HE BACKDROPS STEEL TO THE TABLE AND OOOOH FAZZER DIVED OFF THE TOPROPE AND HE LANDS ON TOP OFF STEEL AND THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

ND: Oh man, thats unbelievable!! Fazzer and Steel went through the table there. What a mess!! Saphio also fell to the ground, but he is the first one to get up right now. He looks at the mess and smiles, and the crowd is going wild!! Saphio checks under the ring and from under it he grabs MAGGIE, his bowlingball!! And he rolls Maggie into the ring. Saphio then goes over to Fazzer and Steel and he picks them both up by the head and he drags them over to the ring and he rolls them both in.

JP: Everyone is back into the ring again and Saphio picks up Maggie and goes over to Steel and BAMMMMM!! He ramms the bowling ball into his face!! And Steel is busted open now!! Saphio drops the bowling ball and he goes for the cover, this could be it, 1...................2..................but Fazzer is back up and he breaks the count. He kicked Saphio to the side of the head!! And ooooh Fazzer got Maggie now and he goes over to Saphio and .....WHAMMMM......he smashed Maggie into Saphio's face!!

ND: Piece of his own medicine!!

JP:Saphio is down to the mat and Fazzer is the only one standing. He walks over to Saphio now and he goes for the cover. He pins him, 1......................2..................and noooooooo he kicked out!! Saphio kicked out!! He wasn't gonna lose this way I guess!! Fazzer can't believe it!! He looks at Steel and he helps him up. They both look at Saphio now and pick him up. Steel got a hold of Maggie now and now its his turn to use it. But wait a sec, its Ministry Mauler who comes running out!! What is he doing here?? We know Saphio is good friends with Punisher of the Ministry so that could explain it.

ND: Fazzer and Steel don't see him coming and Ministry Mauler slides in the ring and he got a wooden barbewired gavel and he comes from behind Steel and WHAMMMM hits him with that gavel and Steel goes down!! Steel drops the bowlingball and Saphio quickly picks it up, gets up and he slamms it into Fazzers face, before Fazzer can even react!!! Saphio goes for the cover and. 1........................2.............................3..............Saphio won!!!

JP: He defeated two people, he won this handicap match. Unbelievable!!! He's still the Hardcore Champion!!! And proud of it!!

(Commercials).

Exile: Alright now gimme the stuff

Road Block: You sure about this?

Exile: of course im sure. Now how many tablets

Road BLock: The instructions say just one every 4 hours

Exile: No way man. i wanna put enough exlax in to last a LONG time HA!

(Exile opens the package adn puts in about 10 exlax tablets. There is a rustling at the door and Cazzo comes in as Exile and Road Block run out the other door. Cazzo comes in and is talking to Bo Lucas. Cazzo gets a big cup of coffee and drinks it down.)

(Scene goes back to the announcers)

JP: I think Exile has been watching too many higschool movies!! What a prankster.

ND: Funny, ain't it, hahahaha.

JP: Lets go on to our next match.

JP: And our next match promises to be a big one. Dan Prohibition and Brody James, two different styles, two different kind of people, but also two faces. I wonder how the crowd is gonna react to this one. We probly are gonna have mixed reactions in the crowd aswell.

ND: Well you won't have mixed reactions from me, coz I don't like either one of them.

JP: It all started when two week ago Dan attacked Brody from behind with a fluorescent lighbulb, that same night Brody cost Dan the win against Saphio. Brody throw a bowlingball to Saphio and thats how he got the win over Dan. And Dan still didn;t win the hardcore title, that he wanted so much.

ND: Now its the two of them right here, no titles on the line, just two wrestlers that can't stand eachothers guts.

(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan waits for his opponent.)

(Hey man nice shot by Filter starts to play and "Non-Hardcore" Brody James comes walking out. He is still wearing a Good Guy shirt and the crowd cheers him on while he walks to the ring. He slaps the hands of the fans on his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and he looks at Lydia and smiles at her and then he rolls himself into the ring).

JP: The two want to go at it right away, but the referee comes in between and he first is gonna explain the rules here. Its a normal kind of match here, so no illegal objects allowed and there can be a countout and stuff. You know the drill. We now hear the bell and Dan and Brody start to circle eachother here. I would say that Brody might be in the advantage here, coz its a normal rules match, no weapons allowed. But you never know. Dan and Brody now lock up and its Dan with a knee to the midsection. He follows that up with a couple of fists to the head and then he sends Brody into the ropes.

ND: Brody comes off, and he ducks the arm of Dan, he comes off the ropes again and he takes Dan to the mat with a flying forearm. Brody runs towards the ropes, uses the second rope as a springboard and goes for a lionsault, but ooh Dan lifts the knees up and Brody lands on them!! Dan now quickly to his feet again and he picks Brody up and he ramms a big fist into this face. Dan then picks up Brody and executes his Skeladriver!! Dan to the corner and he climbs the second rope and he dives off for a legdrop and he hits it!!! Dan sure got the upperhand here.

JP: Dan goes for the early cover already, 1..............2................but a kickout by Brody. Dan grabs Brody by the head and he sets him up for the Penance of your Sins. He lifts Brody up, but Brody blocks it with his foot, Dan goes for another attempt, but again Brody blocks it. Oooh Brody goes for a backdrop now, but this time Dan blocks it and counters right away with the Penance of your Sins. It took him a while but he finally executed it!! Dan goes for another cover attempt, but again he only gets a two count.

ND: Dan doesn't let go and he picks Brody up and he irish whips him, but Brody reverses the irish whip and sends Dan into the corner. Brody charges in right after and jumps on Dan and does one of his trademark monkey flips and Dan lands backfirst to the mat!!! Brody quickly climbs the topturnbuckle and he dives off for a diving headbutt and yeahhh he hits Dan!!! Oh man what a dive!!! I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky......

JP: Please no R. Kelly Neil.

ND: Before I wasn;t allowed to sing Rod Stewart songs and now also no R.Kelly, not much left you know.

JP: Please no singing at all Neil.

ND: ...

JP: Brody rolls himself on top off Dan now and goes for the pin, 1.............2.............but Dan kicks out. We see Lydia cheering her man.

ND: Thats a fine woman John. Real fine.

JP: Brody to his feet and he bounces into the ropes and he comes off and lowdropkicks Dan to the head!! Brody bounces in the ropes again and he comes off and does another lowdropkick to the head! Brody picks up Dan and he bodyslamms him to the mat. He goes for the toprope now, he's standing on top and .....shooting star press........But he misses it!!! Dan moved out of the way in the last moment!! Otherwise that could have been it. Its Dan now who picks up Brody by the hair, he sends him into the ropes and its Dan with a swinging neckbreaker on Brody!!! And Dan goes for another cover attempt, he really wants this win here, 1................2..............but a kickout.

ND: Dan picks up Brody again and he hooks in a ddt and executes it. This time he doesn;t go for the cover, but Dan starts to climb the topturnbuckle. But he takes his time for it and he didn't notice that Brody got back to his feet here, and Brody bounces himself into the ropes and OOOOOH MAN, Dan loses his balance and he falls from the topturnbuckle and falls all the way to the outside!!! What a fall!! Brody is still hanging on to the ropes and he sees that on the outside Dan is using the apron to get back up. Brody runs towards the opposite ropes, comes off them and runs towards Dan and he does a baseball slide to the outside and he hits Dan in the face!!!

JP: Wow nice move by Brody James. He now climbs out of the ring and he grabs Dan and he rolls him back into the ring. Brody follows in after and he picks Dan up again and sends him into the ropes, but Dan comes off and he slides through the legs of Brody, gets up and......GODSMACK!!! OOOh what a superkick that takes Brody down to the mat!!! Dan goes for the cover now 1..........................2....................but a kickout by Brody!! Dan picks up Brody and he sends him in the ropes, he comes off and Dan grabs him and executes his Cross Factor!!! Oooh man!!

ND: And Dan goes for another cover, 1.................2............kickout. Dan can't believe it, he thought he had the win right here, but he still doesn;t have it yet. Dan bounces himself in the ropes now and does an elbow drop on Brody. He then picks Brody up and again bounces in the ropes, but ooooh Brody reverses with a spinebuster!!! And Brody flips Dan over now and he hooks in the REALITY BITES!!! He hooked in his submission, the submission that already made men like Mauler and Super Trouper tap out!!

JP: Brody got the Reality Bites hooked in and Dan is in pain!! But he refuses to tap out, he refuses to tap out of a technical move. Coz that would mean that his style lost and he definately doesn't want that to happen!! Dan is in pain, but he's trying to reach the ropes, he's getting closer and closer, he's almost there now, and.....yesss he reached the ropes and the referee makes Brody break the hold. Brody lets go and he kicks Dan in the back and then he picks him up and bodyslams him to the mat again.

ND: Brody picks up Dan once again and he sends him in the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Dan comes off and reads the move and he kicks Brody into the face!!! Oh man what a kick!! Brody doesn't go down but its Dan who grabs his head and he hits another Cross Factor!!! Two cross factors in one match!!! Dan for the pin, 1...................2......................but a kickout by Brody. How many times did he kick out here tonight!! Dan with some good moves here, and he now picks up Brody and he kicks him in the midsection. He goes for a punch, but Brody blocks it.

JP: Brody irish whips Dan, but Dan reverses the whip and oooooooh Brody flies into the referee!! And the referee goes down to the mat!!! Ooh my Goddd!!! Brody slowly gets up from the mat and he checks on the referee. We also see that Dan is fooling around with his boot. What in the hell is he doing?? Brody is still checking on the referee and behind him we see that Dan takes something out of his right boot. What is it that he has??

ND: He pulled out a fork out of his boot!!! Whats he gonna do, eat Brody?? Hahaha!! Dan got that fork in his hands now and he goes over to Brody. I tell you he's gonna plant that fork into Brody's forehead!!! Oh hell yess thats what he's gonna do!!! Dan moves closer to Brody and then Brody turns around and sees Dan with that fork in his hands. Brody looks at the ref and sees that he's still down, Brody then moves backwards a bit. But Dan moves in on him.

(But then we see commissioner and hardcore champion Saphio coming out from the crowd. And he's carrying a pillow!!).

JP: What the hell is Saphio doing here and what use can he do with that pillow?

ND: Its THE PILLOW!!

JP: Dan is about to stab Brody in the forehead with that fork and ........HE DOES!!! Dan stabbed that fork into Brody's forehead and its just sticking in there!!! What a sight!! Brody i still on his feet though. Dan comes in, but somehow Brody kicks him in the stomache. And at that same moment Saphio throws THE PILLOW into the ring and Brody picks it up and BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! He nails Dan with THE PILLOW and Dan goes down!!!! OOOH MY GODDD!!!!

ND: Brody jumps on Dan and goes for the cover, just at the same moment the ref got back up and he starts the count. 1......................2.........................3...............And its over Brody James got the win!!! How on earth did he get the win by hitting Dan with that Pillow??!!?? JP: I think I know!! Just look at Brody, he's picking the pillow up again and he rips it open!! And what do we see?? There was something inside that pillow!! What was it??

ND: A BOWLINGBALL!!! IT WAS MAGGIE!!! And look at the smile on Saphio's and Brody's face!!! Looks weird though coz Brody still got that fork stuck in his forehead!!

(Commercials).

JP: We're back again people and I hope you are ready for our next match. We have another title match on your way. Internet Champion "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson is taking on The Punisher. Last week The Punisher reformed the Mininstry Of Total Justice, but well tonight they are not doing that good yet.

ND: Thats an understatement John. Ex-Terminator lost pretty bad to his own brother, and just before we saw that Dan Prohibition lost to Brody James. And well the leader of the Ministry doesn't have an easy task right now. He's facing Joe Johnson.

JP: But Punisher might be able to take advantage out of it that Joe still has his mind on Corvik and Prohibition.

ND: Maybe.

(Then American Made starts to play and The Punisher and Swamp Fox come walking out in Ministry shirts. The crowd goes wild right away and both of them greet the fans. They reach ringside and Punisher climbs in).

(Moments after My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and Joe Johnson comes walking out. We hear some boos, but Joe doesn't seem to care and he just points to his Internet Title and continues his walk to the ring. He hands over the title to Jay Blue and then climbs on the apron).

JP: Ok I guess we can begin this match. The referee is checking Punishers boots for any illegal weapons. Huh, he should of done that with Dan, haha. But hey, while the ref is checking Punisher we see that Joe Johnson climbs the topturnbuckle. He's standing on top now and wowww he dives off and does a corkscrew moonsault and he lands on both The Punisher and the referee!!! Wow, what a start of this match!!

ND: Joe gets more suicidal and manical every week!! I still can remember clearly how he did that asai moonsault from the guardrail last week, that was awesome!! Joe Johnson is back up again and he picks up Punisher and he hands out a couple of punches, punches to the head followed up by punches to the midsection. Joe then irish whips Punisher and he sends him into the corner. Joe charges in right after and he splashes on top off Punisher!!

JP: Joe grabs Punishers arm again and he sends him into the opposite corner now!! And again Joe charges in right away, but oooh this time Punisher lifts up his leg and Joe flies facefirst into the big boot!!! And Joe goes down to the mat!! Punisher goes to the second turnbuckle and he jumps off for a kneedrop and hits it!! Punisher then grabs Joe's head and hooks in a headlock!!

ND: Joe is struggling to get out of the headlock, and well he's pretty close to the ropes and he gets a hold of the ropes now. The ref is telling Punisher to break the headlock, which he does. Punisher still in control though and he lifts Joe up and he drops him on the ropes and Joe falls facefirst into the toprope!!! Oooh thats gotta hurt!! Punisher now again lifts Joe up and he executes a backbreaker!!

JP: Punisher doesn't let go off Joe and he lifts him up again and executes another backbreaker!! Punisher now goes for the pin, but he only gets a two count here. The American Hero now grabs Joe and he sends him into the ropes. Joe comes off and Punisher grabs him by the throat and goes for a chokeslam, but ooooh Joe reverses it into a frankensteiner!!! Good Golly!!! Some counterattack!!

ND: Joe now picks Punisher up and he executes a piledriver!! Punisher head went straight into the mat here!! Joe now bounces in the ropes and when he comes off he kicks Punisher in the head. Joe quickly picks Punisher up and he throws him pretty hard into the corner and Punisher flies into it and lands backwards in the tree of woe position!! Joe looks at it for a sec and then doesn't hesitate and runs in and ....The Cross of Burden!!! Typical Joe Johnson move!!

JP: He hit Punisher right into the face with that baseball slide!! Joe drags Punisher out of the corner and he goes for the cover, 1............2.........but a kickout by Punisher!! Joe goes back to the corner and starts to climb it, he's on top and he dives off for a moonsault, but ooooh Punisher lifts his right leg up and it hits The Hardcore Event right into the face!! Punisher can get back into the match again!!

ND: Punisher to his feet and he grabs Joe and he sends him into the ropes, Joe comes off and Punisher executes a powerslam!!! Wow what a big powerslam by the former Universal Champion!! Punisher goes for the cover, 1..........2.........but Joe kicks out in the last moment!! Punisher now drags Joe to a corner and he lifts him on top of the topturnbuckle!!

JP: Punisher climbs on the toprope aswell now and he grabs Joe and......SUPERPLEX!!! Punisher just hit Joe with a superplex!!! Holy SHIT!!! We might have a new Internet Champion right here!! Punisher is going for the cover, 1.............2.............noooo, noo 3, Joe kicked out!! Joe is still in this match!! Punisher looks at Joe and he shakes his head, he picks Joe up by the head and goes back to the corner again.

ND: He slamms Joe's head into the topturnbuckle for about 5 times and he then again lifts Joe on top of the turnbuckle!! Is he gonna do it again??!!?? Punisher climbs on the topturnbuckle aswell now and he sets Joe up for another superplex!! But Joe blocks it and hits Punisher with a right one, and.......and....FRONTFACE SUPERPLEX by Joe Johnson!!! In your face!!!

JP: What a way to counter!! Joe landed on top off Punisher and he goes for the pin now, 1..........2.............kickout by The Punisher!! Man these men are showing it all here!! Joe picks up Punisher and gives a signal and hits him with The Payback To Society!! Oh yess, we have seen this many times before!! Joe picks Punisher up again and sends him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and its Joe with an overhead belly to belly suplex!!

ND: Big move by Joe!! Joe with a pin now, 1...............2..............late kickout by Punisher!! Joe again to his feet, and he sends Punisher into the ropes again. Punisher comes off and he blocks Joe's forearm and he CHOKESLAMS Joe to the mat!!! OOH MANN!!! He had Joe high up in the air and he slammed him into the mat!!! Punisher for the win or not, he pins, 1...............2........kickout by Joe.

JP: Punisher now goes to the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and he goes for a double axehandle. He jumps off, but Joe Johnson got up in the meantime and he punches Punisher while he is in midair!! OH SHIT!!! Punisher doesn't go down, but Joe Johnson grabs him and......THE CRUXIFIXION!!!! Joe hits his finisher!!! And he goes for the cover and. 1.....................2....................3.........He won!! Joe Johnson is still the Internet Champion!!

(Commercials).

Exile: Tonight tonight. Ill kick some ass tonight! Ill retain my title belt 1..2..3333333333! They are going to rename West Side story after me. They are going to call it. Um. Exile is going to kick Eddie Osbournes ass at Venom.

Road Block: Catchy

Exile: Shut up. Now there is a reason Im out here. See a certain president of the certain federation of which im the certain goddamn universal champion embarassed me at High stakes.

Road Block: wait...who did what to whom?

Exile: It was Mrs. Scarlett with the candlestick up your ass. Now be quiet. Im talking. Cazzo said that I was an unworthy champ. And i say to him that right now, i wouldnt want to be within ten yards of you. Cause you are NEVER going to be able to show your face outside again. Play the tape!

(The Cazzo-tron flickers on and Creed's My Sacrafice plays. The camera is walking the halls and finally come to a door that says Mens on it. The door opens and the camera goes inside. The bathroom appears empty but there are moaning noises heard over the music).

Cazzo: Is someone there? errrrrmmmmmmmm GET OUT OF THE ohhhhhhman BATHROOM NOW!

(Several loud moaning continues as My Sacrafice continues. And more moaning and sighs of relief. Finally a flushing is heard and Cazzo opens the door. He chases the cameraman out of the bathroom but halfway there grabs his stomach and runs back to the stall. The Cazzotron goes black again with only one thing on it).

Exile: There you have it ladies and gentlemen. the man you paid your ticketprices and merchandise money to! YOUR ESTEEMED AND WORTHY PRESIDENT CAZZO!! Oh and Cazzo. DONT MESS WITH ME PALLY!

(Born of a broken man hits and Exile makes his Exit).

JP: I said it before, but I think Exile has been watching too many highschool movies!!

ND: Haha, funny, man!!

JP: Let us better focus on our next match. Old pals Sean Corvik and Mystic fighting eachother. We heard that they fought eachother many times in the past. But this is the first time that they face eachother one on one in the EWCL. Last week we saw the tagmatch between Saint and Sinner versus Joe Johnson and Mystic. Last week Dan and Corvik won and Corvik pinned Mystic. Now its one on one!

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes walking out. Just like before with Joe, the fans boo him. Mystic seems focussed and concentrated and he walks to the ring and slides in).

(After Angry again by Megadeth starts to play and Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition comes walking out. We hear mixed reactions, they are people cheering him on, and there are people that haven't forgotten what he all did in the past and therefore boo him. Corvik reaches the ring and rolls in and stares at Mystic).

JP: The ref explained the rules and we can begin. Corvik and Mystic circle eachother for about 6 seconds and then they tie up. But Mystic hands out an elbow and they break the tie up. Again the two stare at eachother. Its Corvik who bounces into the ropes, he comes off and hops over Mystic. Mystic then bounces into the ropes and comes off and slides through the legs of Corvik. He gets up again and Corvik and Mystic are standing face to face and again stare eachother down!

ND: They tie up again and Corvik hooks in a headlock and they go into the ropes. He then lets go off the headlock and Mystic goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off and its Corvik with a spinning heelkick!! Corvik grabs Mystic and he sends him in the ropes one more time. Mystic comes off and Corvik gets a hold of him and executes his SEDATION!!!

JP: Just see the look in Corviks eyes!! I think Mystic really went too far when he went to see Corvik in the park the other day. He crossed a line there!! Corvik grabs Mystic by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!! Corvik climbs to the outside aswell and he drags Mystic towards a corner and he ramms his head into the steel ringpost!! BAMM!!! Corvik doesn't let go off Mystics head and he ramms it again into the ringpost!!

ND: Corvik grabs Mystic and he irish whips him into the opposit side and Mystic flies chestfirst into the ringsteps!! This usually isn't the tactics of the Master of the Moves!! Corvik walks over to Mystic now and picks him up, but Mystic lowblows him and Corvik goes down to one knee!! Mystic picks up the steel ringsteps and WHAMMMM!!! RAMMS them into Corviks back!!

JP: Mystic again comes in with those ringsteps and hits Corvik with it another time and Kritical Kondition goes down to the concrete!! Mystic then throws the ringsteps into the ring. Why does he do that?? Mystic picks up Corvik and he rolls him back into the ring. Mystic follows right after and he then goes over to the ringsteps and WHAMMM slamms them agian into the head of Corvik!! Mystic doesn't let go off the ringsteps and he goes over to the nearest corner and he places the ringsteps on top off the topturnbuckle.

ND: Mystic starts climbing the topturnbuckle now and its a bit hard coz he has to keep his balance. He reaches the top now and he gets on top off the ringsteps on that turnbuckle. OOOH MAN!!! He turns around and faces the crowd now. ANd he dives off and moonsaults and lands on Corvik!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Did you ever see something like that!!! Mystic now goes for the cover, 1..................2...............but a kickout by Corvik. Amazingly he kicked out of that.

JP: Mystic picks up Corvik and executes a snap suplex!! Mystic back up again and grabs Corvik by the head and he turns him around and....REALITY CHECK, a rude awakening neckbreaker!! Mystic goes for the pin again, but he only gets a two count!! Mystic looks at Corvik and then picks him up again. He irish whips Corvik into the ropes, Corvik comes off and he counters with a shouldertackle!!!

ND: How did he had the strength to do that!! Mystic to the mat and Corvik picks him up and he hits him with the Asphyxiation!! Oh yess The Master of the Moves is back!!!

JP: Don't overdue it Neil.

ND: Well excuse me, John!

JP: Corvik now looks at the corner and still sees those ringsteps on top of it. He goes over to that corner and he starts to climb it. He gets on top and he waits till Mystic gets back to his feet. Mystic is back up but doesn't really know where he is. He turns around towards Corvik and.....MISSILE DROPKICK by Corvik from that corner!!! Greatly done by Corvik!!! Corvik rolls himself on top off Mystic and he goes for the pin, 1....................2...........but a kickout by Mystic.

ND: Corvik gets up and he kicks Mystic to the head. Mystic now also is trying to get back to his feet again. But Corvik doesn't give him the chance. Everytime when he wants to get to his knees, Corvik kicks him down again!! Mystic gets pissed off of it I think!! And Corvik now grabs Mystic by the head and he delivers a big right one. But Mystic returns a big right one himself.

JP: Both guys are trading fists now!! Nobody is getting the upperhand. But then its Mystic who reverses into a 3/4 neckbreaker and he hits it!! Mystic into the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop on Corvik. Mystic goes into the ropes again, comes off for another elbow drop but this time Corvik moves out of the way!! And Mystic lands on the mat! Corvik back up again and he grabs Mystic and bodyslamms him to the mat!! But Mystic gets up pretty quick from that.

ND: Mystic and Corvik both bounce into the ropes, they both come off and stop and..........WOW A DOUBLE SUPERKICK!! At the same moment that Corvik hit Mystic with the Insanity's Embrace, it was Mystic who hit Corvik with the Cynergy Blast!! And both men went down to the mat!!! Oh man!!! Both men are out!! The ref is counting now, 1......2.......3.......4......5......6......7.......8...and both men are getting up now. Mystic to his knees and also Corvik is back up now.

JP: Mystic and Corvik get up and they stand face to face again and stare at eachother!! There really must be a long history between the two of them!! They are still staring at eachother and ....OOOOH its Mystic who pokes Corvik in the eye and .....CYNERGY BLAST!!! He hit him with his finisher!!! Corvik went down and Mystic goes for the cover and. 1....................2...................3..........Mystic wins!!!

ND: What a dirty way to win!! What a low way to get the win!! I can't believe it!! (Commercials).

(When Exile is out of sight we all of a sudden see The Punisher walking up to Exile's lockkerroom and he knocks on the door).

Roadblock: Yeah yeah Ex, I told you I'm out soon, give me a sec.

Punisher: (whispers to himself) Oh yeah, you will definately be OUT soon!!!

(After saying that The Punisher opens the door and enters the lockkerroom. Only seconds after we hear the noise of glass breaking and of a table breaking. About half a minute later, The Punisher opens the door again and he walks out with a grin on his face).

(Fade out).

JP: Ok, I guess we won't see Roadblock at ringside!

ND: Guess you're right.

JP: And I think Exile could really need Roadblock here, coz its gonna be a tough hard match for him. He's facing Eddie Osbourne, the man who defeated him last week at High Stakes.

ND: Well hey who didn't defeate Exile last week at High Stakes, haha.

JP: You made a good point there Neil. And tonight Exile has to show us that he is a worthy champion and that he can do it on his own. And he really has to do it on his own, now that Roadblock won't make it out here.

ND: You never know with Exile, he always has something up his sleeve.

(Then Walk by Pantera starts to play and Eddie "Impact" Osbourne and Kandis come walking out. The crowd starts to cheer and male fans starts to whistle at Kandis. She blushes a bit, but she and Eddie Osbourne continue their way to the ring. They reach ringside and Eddie steps in and waits for Exile).

(Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile comes out alone. He looks behind him but he doesn't see anyone. He's waiting for Roadblock, but then he decides to walk down the aisle to ringside. He looks at the fans and smirks at them. He already sees Eddie Osbourne in the ring. Exile reaches ringside and he first walks over to Kandis).

JP: Why doesn't he just step into the ring?

(Exile walks over to Kandis and she doesn't know what to do or say. Exile passes her and while he passes her he slaps her on her behind. Exile then walks on).

ND: Nice ass!

JP: NEIL!!

ND: Well its the truth!

JP: Well watch your language Neil!

ND: Well excuse me, John!!

JP: Eddie Osbourne rolls to the outside and he runs towards Exile and wow, he takes him down with a clothesline to the concrete floor!! Thats what you get when you mess with somebody's girl. Exile had that one coming!! Osbourne picks up Exile and he holds his arms around him and moves over to Kandis. Kandis gets closer and ooooh my, she slaps Exile in the face!!

ND: Oooh baby, the ass can slap!!

JP: NEIL!!!! Children are watching this!!!

ND: Well excu...

JP: SHUT UP NEIL!!

ND: ...

JP: Osbourne drags Exile over to the apron and he ramms his head into it!! Osbourne then rolls Exile into the ring and follows in right after. Both men in the ring now and the hear the bell ring. Exile made it harder for himself now. I think he really pissed off Osbourne now. Eddie picks up Exile from the mat and he sets him up for a northern lights suplex and he executes it!! Eddie picks up Exile again and this time he hits him with a tazzmission plex!!

ND: Just like last week Osbourne is showing his suplexes again!! Eddie grabs Exile by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Exile comes off and ooooh Osbourne almost took Exiles head off!!! What a big clothesline!!! I think Exile went 360 degrees through the air!!! Osbourne on fire here. Exile is getting back to his knee and Osbourne grabs him and executes a snap suplex!!

JP: He's going for the cover now, the impact one, 1.................2............but kickout by Exile!! Eddie gets up and at the same time Exile rolls himself out of the ring. Yeah we saw that before, thats typical Exile tactics. He does it so he gets some time to recuperate. Osbourne rolls himself to the outside aswell now and he goes for Exile. Exile runs towards the guardrail and jumps on it and jumps off it again and hits Eddie with a spinning heelkick!!

ND: And Osbourne falls down to the concrete!! Exile now really has the time to recover from all those suplexes from earlier in this match. And Exile walks around the ring a bit. He then sees Kandis and walks towards her again. But this time Kandis runs away and she slides in the ring. Exile chases her and also slides in the ring. Kandis slides out on the other side again and so does Exile. But BAMMMM Osbourne was standing on the outside and he hit Exile with a steelchair!!

JP: Yes folks, this match is a no-dq so it is legal here!! Exile down to the concrete and Eddie is standing over him now. Exile really shouldn't mess with Kandis. Guys don't like that!! Eddie now plants the chair on the throat of Exile and he starts choking him with it!! After about 10 seconds he lets go and drops the chair. Osbourne picks up Exile and he hands out a couple of fists. Exile falls backwards to the guardrail.

ND: Osbourne charges in on Exile, but oooh Exile reverses and he backdrops Osbourne over the guardrail out of ringside!! Exile takes his time and then he hangs over the guardrail and he grabs Osbourne by the head and drags him back to ringside again. Exile then looks at that steelchair thats still laying there. He picks up the chair and BAMMMM slams the chair into the head of Osbourne! Well I guess Eddie had this one coming aswell. But hey do you see that?? Do you see that person there in the rafters? Thats Blade!! Whats he doing there?? We earlier on saw Exile standing on the ramp in Blade's match and now Blade is hiding out in the rafters.

JP: After two more shots Exile drops the chair and he picks up Osbourne by the head and he rolls him back into the ring. Exile goes in after and right away he hooks in a tazzmission submission move on Osbourne!! Eddie is struggling and moving his arms around, he's doing everything he can to get out of that submission hold!! But Exile is holding on to it. Osbourne now with a couple of elbows to the face of Exile. And now finally Exile lets go.

ND: But Exile lifts up Osbourne and he executes an atomic drop and Osbourne flies into the corner!! Exile moves over and he picks up Osbourne from behind and he delivers a backdrop suplex!! Now its Exiles turn for some suplexes. Exile picks up Eddie and he hooks in another headlock, but oooooh Eddie reverses and executes a jawbreaker!! Osbourne quickly bounces into the ropes and he comes off and .....reverse ddt on Exile!!!

JP: Osbourne now starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He's on top and he dives off for a flying headbutt and he executes it!!! Oh yesss!!! And Eddie goes for the pin now, 1..................2...............but a foot on the rope from Exile. Osbourne picks up Exile again and sends him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Osbourne with a belly to belly suplex!!! And again he goes for a cover, 1..........2............but another kickout by Exile.

ND: Osbourne shakes his head again, but doesn't stop and grabs Exile once again. He sends Exile into the ropes, but Exile comes off and ducks the arm of Eddie. He comes off the ropes again and does a flying clothesline and Osbourne goes down to the mat!! Exile quickly gets up and he goes to the toprope. Exile on top and he goes for a frogsplash, and ......oooooh Osbourne moves out of the way in the last moment!!! Painfull!!! Both men down now!! What a match!!! But now it is Osbourne who gets up and he picks up Exile and he sends him into the ropes. Exile goes into the ropes.

JP: But Exile hangs on to the ropes and he looks over them to the outside and he sees Kandis standing there. He reaches over the ropes and he grabs her by the hair!!! And he pulls her up by the hair onto the apron!! Just at that moment we see Eddie Osbourne coming up from behind. But then we hear a "EXILE, WATCH OUT!!" over the pa system, and Exile moves out of the way at the last second and Osbourne flies into Kandis and knocks her off the apron to the outside!!!

ND: OOOH SHIT!!! Osbourne looks to the outside and sees Kandis knocked out on the concrete. He wants to climb out of the ring, but before he can do it, its Exile who grabs him from behind and.......OUTCAST!!!! ITS OVER!!!! Exile, goes for the pin and. 1......................2............................3..........And Exile wins and he's still the Universal Champion!!!

JP: Exile raises his hands into the air and he then looks to the outside and sees that Kandis is still on the outside. Exile slides to the outside, goes over to Jay Blue and picks up his Universal Title. He then walks up to Kandis who's still knocked out laying on her stomach. He kneels next to her and slaps her on her behind again!!

ND: Exile then gets up again and walks out!

JP: He sure made his point tonight. But what a nerve does he have!