(We are only minutes away from Venom. At the moment there are still commercials on tv. But then a McDonalds commercial is followed right after by a promo of "The Hardcore Event" himself. Mr. Joe Johnson appears on the screen only moments away from Venom).
(Narrator: Conflict. Betrayal. Controversy. Three nouns that have been used frequently and thoroughly when used with the members of The Royal Family. However, as the legacy would progress, that faction would later be corrupted into what is now a pile of debris in pro wrestling history. Then in what seemed like a couple moments later, "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson would later find a new ally amongst the history of one, Sean Corvik's. That man would turn out to be Damien Kincade or better known to the pro wrestling world as 'Mystic'. This Saturday night on Venom, however, controversy and word of betrayal surfaces as the reigning EWCL Internet Champion is set to defend his title against Eddie "Impact" Osbourne and ironically, his new cohort, Mystic. Tragic events occur over the week's duration as Joe, keeping in touch with his character, blurts our a few comments that weren't needed to be said. Simple accident made by the reigning EWCL Hardcore Wrestler of the Year. To add to the turmoil, Mystic would later find his words upon a televised promo and see them broadcasted. Mystic goes ballistic as the words seem to have totally offended the EWCL's rising superstar. All this conflict brings up a couple questions as we head into another edition of EWCL Venom….. "What will happen when Joe Johnson and Mystic meet up with Eddie Osbourne in that Triple Threat Title match?" "Is this another hoax put together by two of the EWCL's most intricate athletes?" "And will Joe Johnson ever find a common ally that he can get along with…?" Come this Venom, all the answers will hopefully be answered...)
[ Friday, November 30th, 2001. Four days after Joe Johnson's latest broadcast, the scene unfolds underneath a rainy sky in one branch of New York: Brooklyn, New York City. The site of Joe Johnson's hideout is inevitable as we picture the base of the exact building in the first moments of the broadcast. Presumably being shot around the time of midnight, the streets are littered with feelings of emptiness and loneliness. Strangely, the streets wouldn't be so unoccupied. However, the scenario forecasts a heavy downpour in which no man would dare risk their time with. Abruptly, the camera switches views as we now focus into a panoramic shot of Brooklyn; a shot brought forth many times by "The Hardcore Event". The camera instantly looks around, hoping to find the man himself but hope is soon diminished, as he seems to be absent. A loud thud is heard from behind as footsteps follow up. A figure is seen walking up the stairway entering the lonely rooftop. The camera comes in close to find a better identification than the weather advises. It surely is the man himself, Joe John as he looks about the harsh scenery. Attired comfortably enough for the weather, Joe Johnson sports a black, long sleeved shirt covered over with his trademark black leather jacket. His hair is wrapped over with a bandanna as his eyes are protected by a pair of sunglasses. Under his torso are a pair of baggy, black leather pants and a pair of black boots. Grimly, Joe Johnson steps over to the ledge where he looks about this familiar city. The camera zooms in closely to capture the damp face of one. With his lips glistening in the rain and his stubble flooded with rain water, Joe Johnson speaks with his concentration still on the forsaken city. ]
"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson:
"You know, when President Eric "Cazzo" first signed me and offered me a contract to the Extreme Wrestling Championship League, I never intended on making so many God damned enemies. I never wanted so many feuds. All I wanted was accomplishment….. All I wanted to do was succeed, Damien…… "
[ Joe Johnson's voice gets noticeably more fragile as he finishes his last statement into the cold and harsh night; releasing a cloud of smoke from his frozen mouth. ]
"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson
"So stop interrogating everything Damien. And stop asking so many God damned questions. How would you like it if I asked YOU questions? Where are your answers Damien? Hmmph…? Where Damien, where?"
"You know, I want to find out the answer to why exactly Sean Corvik continues to ramble on and on about how much of a higher caliber your level is on in comparison to mine. I want to know this dark mystery and this blind connection between you and "Kritical Kondition". I mean you talk about how much I'm intimidated and make your God damned assumptions that I am fearful of 'Mystic'. You talk about how we're gonna leave the oh so infamous and notorious Eddie "Impact" Osbourne out of this great ordeal and how you're gonna strip me of the title that YOU handed to ME."
[ The face of the EWCL superstar suddenly mutates into a grim and mortal expression in which it expresses the deep sorrow of one, Joe Johnson. ]
"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson
Yet despite your consistency of ignorance, you DO prove some valid points. For instance, you bring up the stance a champion should uphold when approached with a challenge or in my situation, an opponent. And you bring up how much fear that I've obtained since the Venom card was professed and have since implied that you're brave and bold; courageous and doughty. Well then answer this Damien: Let's IMPLY that YOU were the champion-disregarding any irony-and that you had an opponent. And whilst defending that title, wouldn't you be intimidated that the person is aiming to seize that strap of gold from around your waist. For you, Damien Kincade, it's nothing more than a reassurance check of your flamboyancy and arrogance. Say 'no' Damien….. Say it…. Prove to me that your God damned pride is worth more than the truth that is seen transparently through your horrid and despicable face. The same despicable face that aims to stomp me down to the floor to become a rising superstar. You and everyone else in line. You and wonderfucks such as Fazzer and Dan Prohibition who wish to refuse the fact that they are the lesser 'Hardcore" athlete than the reigning "Hardcore God" himself! Then there are the overrated assholes who contradict what they say….. Punisher… Osbourne…. The list goes on and on…. "
[ Then for the very first time in this broadcast, Joe Johnson, with his hair and face absolutely drenched in heaven's waste, makes an eye-to-lens contact. ]
"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson
"…..But you. You, 'Mystic', are one of different proportions-or so says one, Sean Corvik. And its YOU, 'Mystic', who are the overly confident fucks who continue to babble on and on like an ignoramus. And its fucks like you who motivate and encourage a relentless slaughter upon your carcass."
"You speak of MY ungratefulness and MY lack of grattitude….? What about you Damien? Where the hell were you when I called you up to gain the win against Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik? To my knowledge, it was YOUR clumsy self who was lying on the mat unconscious and being counted down for the one-two-three pinfall! It was YOU who failed to give to the cause and gain a victory Damien. To me, you're utterly useless. I never once NEEDED your assistance. I never needed it to gain this strap of gold nor did I need it for anything else prior to this present day! 'Mystic'……. Damien Kincade…. Whatever you wish to call yourself…. I can inform you one thing: you WILL lose to someone of more years; and of more experiences. And no, it won't be a shameful loss to that of Eddie Osbourne, the fallen 'Hall of Famer'. It'll be me whom you will be suffering "The Crucifixion" from, Mr. Kincade; Mr. 'Icon'. 'Cause the way I see it, if I'm presumingly holding YOUR covenant title, then come this Saturday night on EWCL Venom, I'll strip it away rightfully from YOU, your God damned PRIDE, and your fuckin' EXCUSES!!
[ The built up rage inside of Joe Johnson releases a cloud of white smoke from the nostrils as the remnants of the rainy weather trickles off the crevices of his face. Joe Johnson glares sharply into the camera as the scene slowly cuts away whilst the picture fades to black; cutting to a commercial break. End promo. ]
(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Exile, The Punisher, Kritical Kondition, Cerberus, Dan Prohibition, Joe Johnson, Blade, Saphio and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.
Then we see clips of last weeks Venom. Basically all the clips have to do with Saphio turning on Punisher and with the matches Dan Prohibition against Blade and Sean Corvik against Exile.
(The titantron fades out and we go to our commentators of the evening Neil Down and John Pilchard).
John Pilchard: Welcome all people. Welcome to Venom. A Venom thats gonna be different. Not different coz we saw Saphio's heel turn last week, not different coz we are gonna see the brothers Exile and Blade taking on the tagteamchampions Saint & Sinner. But different coz of what happend a few days ago. You wanna explain Neil?
Neil Down: No, you go ahead, John.
JP: As you all might have seen we have lost someone. Former Universal Champion and Hall of Famer Eddie "Impact" Osbourne was struggling with his own inner demons and he took his own life. The last few days have been sad days in wrestling. We have gotten alot of phonecalls wether or not Eddie committing suicide was some kind of freaky insane storyline, but people it was not. What you saw a few days ago was what really happend. Unfortunately there was nothing that we from the EWCL could do to stop Eddie. All we can do is to honour Eddie Osbourne and dedicate tonights show to the Impact player!
ND: I bet Joe Johnson and Mystic are relieved they are not facing him tonight.
JP: DON'T SAY THAT!! Neil, have some respect will you!!
ND: Uh sorry John.
JP: Ok, apology accepted. Now I think its for the better that we continue with tonights show.
ND: We have some great matches lined up for you. Main Event ofcourse is the match between Saint & Sinner against the brothers Blade and Exile and that match is for the tagtitles. There are alot of titles on the line tonight. Commissioner and Hardcore Champ Saphio is taking on his former best friend The Punisher and Saphio is putting his own title on the line. Before that we are gonna see Joe Johnson defending his Internet Title against Mystic. This was suppose to be a threeway match but well we all know what happend to Eddie Osbourne.
JP: Then Cerberus is again defending his Prime Time Title and this week its against the Dark One Fazzer. Thats gonna be a tough one for Cerberus. And to begin with we got a threeway match.
JP: Threeway match between Steel, Xtreme and Mauler. This almost also turned out to be a regular singles match as The Mauler almost left the EWCL. We saw that he was writing his letter of resignation, but then in the end the Ministry of Total Justice member decided to stay.
ND: And last week he made very clear to Steel that he wants a piece of him. Mauler attacked Steel when he was on the phone.
JP: And we also gotta see how Xtreme is gonna fit in all this. Xtreme had two matches against tough competitors the last weeks, he lost to Blade and to Mystic, to well respected and established names in wrestling.
(Then In the end by Linkin Park starts to play and Xtreme comes running out. The 23 year old from Harlem runs to the ring and he slides in the ring).
(Right after Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo him but he just waves it away and he continues his way down the ramp to the ring. He reaches ringside and enters it).
(Then Bodies by Drowning Pool starts to play and Ministry of Total Justice member The Mauler comes running out. He's wearing a mask due to his face burns, but the crowd knows him and they cheer him on).
JP: Thats what Mauler hasn't heard in a while, people cheering him on!
ND: Mauler runs to ringside and he slides in!! And Steel goes for him right away and starts handing out several fists. Mauler gets to his feet here now and now both him and Steel are trading punches! Then its Steel who grabs Maulers head and he executes a ddt!! And Steel going right away for the cover, but Mauler kicks out right away. Steel picks Mauler up again, but then its Xtreme who comes in from behind.
JP: He grabs Steel from behind and lifts him up and delivers a german suplex!! And Xtreme holds on to Steel and he executes another german suplex!! He then lets go off Steel and he picks him up and sends him into the ropes. Steel comes off and he ducks under the arm of Xtreme. But oooh Steel never saw Mauler and Mauler karate kicks Steel right into the chestarea and Steel goes down to the mat!!
ND: Mauler then quickly goes to a corner and climbs the topturnbuckle. He stands on top now and he dives off for a diving headbutt and ooooooh yeahhhh he hits Steel right with his mask!!! Using his mask as a weapon there, smart thinking of the Mauler!! Steel down and Mauler also still on the mat, and its Xtreme who comes in and he starts kicking Mauler in the head. He kicks him a couple of times and then he picks up Mauler.
JP: Xtreme irish whips Mauler into the ropes, and when he comes offf he does a spinebuster!! Nice move by the Lone Wolf!! Xtreme goes for the cover now, 1.............2.......but Mauler kicks out. Xtreme picks Mauler up again and sends him towards the ropes one more time. But oooooh man!!! Mauler goes towards the ropes and he jumps on the topropes and uses it as a springboard and does a moonsault and he lands on Xtreme and takes him down to the mat!!!
ND: Did you see that??!!?? Oh my God!!! Are you sure thats Mauler under that mask??
JP: I think it is, Neil.
ND: Mauler going for the cover now, 1......2......but a kickout by Xtreme. Mauler picks Xtreme up now, but he forgot about Steel and Steel comes up from behind Mauler and he lowblows him! Mauler lets go of Xtreme and falls down to one knee!! Steel then grabs Xtreme by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!
JP: Steel turns back towards Mauler and he picks him up and he clotheslines him back to the mat. Steel then again picks Mauler up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Mauler comes off and Steel wants to go for a backdrop, but oooooh Mauler saw it coming and he reverses with grabbing Steel and he PILEDRIVES him right into the mat!!! Mauler then goes right away to the toprope!! Mauler on top now facing the crowd and he moonsaults off and lands on Steel!!!
ND: That was Clockwork John!! First a piledriver and then a moonsault!!
JP: Mauler goes for the cover and. 1.................2....................3.........and he gets the win!! Mauler pins Steel and wins this threeway match!! And Mauler raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers him on!! He sure made his point clear to Steel tonight.
ND: Xtreme is getting back up on the outside and he starts walking out of ringside. He reaches the top of the ramp now and wowwwww!!! Who's that??!!??
JP: Thats SICKBOY, thats the newest signing of the EWCL!!!
ND: Xtreme gets attacked by that Sickboy! AND OOOOOOOH Sickboy just speared Xtreme of the ramp!!! And they both fall all the way of the ramp down to the concrete floor!!! That must have been a couple of feet there that they went down!!! Oh my God!!!
JP: You can say that again!!!
(Commercials).
Bo Lucas: So Exile never even showed up at that hearing with Michael Jacksons lawyers.
Prez Cazzo: He didn't even bother to show up. That man makes me sick!!
Bo Lucas: Therefore the case has been postponed for another week. But Exile can expect a nice fine from the government for not showing up.
Prez Cazzo: Thats what he deserves! Hmm so I guess there's not much else we can do about that case at this very moment.
Bo Lucas: Well there's alot that needs to be done but our lawyers are on top of that Eric. Right now we have other things on our mind.
Prez Cazzo: Yes I know, Saphio!!! I don't know what gotten in to him!! How did he ever got the nerve to turn on Punisher and on me like that??!!?? Like I didn't care about him when he was injured. Hey, who the hell was paying his doctor's bill when he was in the hospital, who the hell paid for his revalidation and who the hell paid him his monthly salary all along??? Yes me!! And then he says that nobody cared for him!! Well its not my fault if nobody visited him. I can't help it that he got no friends, and thats pretty bad to blame it all on me and on Punisher and the people. That makes me sick!! I thought I could rely on him, but apparently not!
Bo Lucas: I know, Eric. But frankly that wasn't what I was referring to.
Prez Cazzo: It wasn't??
Bo Lucas: No, it wasn't.
Prez Cazzo: Don't tell me there's more bad news?
Bo Lucas: I hate to say it, but yes there's more bad news.
Prez Cazzo: What is it?
Bo Lucas: The PTC!
Prez Cazzo: The WHAT?
Bo Lucas: The PTC, you know that organisation that wants to censor everything.
Prez Cazzo: Yes I know what the PTC stands for. I just want to know what the hell they want?
Bo Lucas: Well apparently we are losing some of our sponsors coz the PTC has been lobbying them due to the EWCL's risque content. Just look what happend lately, we had Eddie Osbourne's sexually explicit promos with Kandis. We had Super Trouper playing a murderer and attacking fans, we had Joe Johnson's religious parallels which are offensive to good church-going people, we had Corvik substance abuse. And well what also did alot was the incident a few days ago, the suicide of Eddie Osbourne. All this is a really damaging issue. And you know the power that the PTC has. You know what this means Eric?
Prez Cazzo: Yes, this means alot of trouble!!
Bo Lucas: So whats your plan?
Prez Cazzo: Ok, my plan is like this. I'm gonna leave all this PTC and the Michael Jackson case to you Bo. I'm handing all of that over to you as of now. I myself have other problems to solve and that problem concerns mostly Saphio.
Bo Lucas: But...
Prez Cazzo: Don't worry Bo. You can do it, and we are still gonna have our meetings every day.
Bo Lucas: But...
Prez Cazzo: But now I first have to have a word with Sean Corvik. I have something to sign for him.
(Then the scene fades out).
JP: Oh man, what more can happen to the EWCL? Not much more needs to happen or Prez Cazzo has to go to a mental institution.
ND: Yeah Crazy Eric, haha.
JP: Neil, shut it up!! He's still your boss!!
ND: I know and nothing but credit for him.
JP: Oh yeah, that sounded convincing.
ND: ...
JP: But now on to our next match. First title defense of the evening. "The Armageddon" Cerberus defending his Prime Time Title against Fazzer. Lets go to ringside.
(O'fortuna starts to play and The Dark One Fazzer comes walking out. He got a new look and the fans still have to get used to that new look. He walks to the ring and enters it and waits for his opponent).
(Moments later the Terminator2 theme starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes running out. He got the Prime Time Title around his waist and he runs to the ring and slides in).
ND: Its on!!
JP: Cerberus and Fazzer tie up and its Fazzer who knees his opponent into the midsection. Cerberus goes down to his knees, but Fazzer picks him up by the hair and he sends him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and Fazzer grabs him and does a belly to belly overhead suplex!!! Nice move!! Fazzer quickly picks Cerberus up and he sets him up for a dragon suplex and executes that!! Cerberus down on the mat again and Fazzer bounces into the ropes and comes off for an elbow drop and hits it on Cerberus.
ND: Fazzer again picks Cerberus up from the mat and he sends him into one of the four corners. Cerberus flies in backfirst and Fazzer charges in righ away, but oohh Cerberus sticks his elbow out and Fazzer flies facefirst into the elbow and he falls down to the mat. Cerberus climbs the topturnbuckle right away and he dives offf for a .....shooting star press!!! And he hits it!!!
JP: Cerberus going for the early cover, but he only gets a two count here. Cerberus seems to take over the match though as he picks up Fazzer. He throws a couple of chops and he then sends the Dark One into the ropes. Fazzer comes off and its Cerberus with a hurricanrana!!! And right into a pin, 1................2..........but a kickout!! That was almost it already here!! Cerberus grabs Fazzer by the head and grabs him in a side headlock.
ND: He holds the headlock for a bit and then he does a snappmare and takes Fazzer down to the mat. Cerberus lets go off the head and he bounces in the ropes and comes off and he kicks Fazzer in the head!! Now again Cerberus into the ropes and comes off for another kick to the head, but ooooh this time Fazzer got up and he grabs the leg of Cerberus!! And ooooh Cerberus wants to go for an enziguri but Fazzer counters and he sweeps the other leg of The Armageddon and Cerberus goes down!!
JP: Fazzer right away grabs Cerberus and he executes one of his trademark T-bone suplexes!!! Cerberus looks out and Fazzer goes to the topturnbuckle for the first time in this match. Fazzer on top and he dives off for a big flying elbow and he hits it!!! Oh yeah!!! And Fazzer is going for the pin now, 1..................2...........but a late kickout by Cerberus. Fazzer can't believe it and he gets up and stomps Cerberus in the head and midsection several times. Fazzer then picks Cerberus up and he sends him into the ropes.
ND: Cerberus comes off and ooooooh double clothesline and they take eachother out!!! Both Fazzer and Cerberus are down on the mat now!!!
JP: Hey its Ex-Terminator who runs down to the ring!! What does he want here? Does he want to get back at his brother coz Cerberus beat him a few weeks ago!! Or what does he want? Ex-Terminator is standing at ringside and he got a baseball bat in his hands. And Ex-Terminator now goes to climb the apron.
ND: But wait Steel comes running out, Steel comes running down to the ring with a razor bat. He climbs on the apron aswell now and BAMMMM he nails Ex-Terminator with that razor bat and Ex-T falls off the apron down to the concrete!!
JP: In the ring Cerberus picks up Fazzer and he irish whips him into the ropes. And oooooh as Steel was still standing on the apron, Fazzer flies right into Steel and Steel falls of the apron all the way to the concrete now!! OOoh I don't think that was suppose to happen!!!
ND: Fazzer still came off the ropes and when he comes off its Cerberus who grabs him and ....HELL'S FURY!!!! And Fazzer goes down!!! Oh Man!!!! Cerberus doesn't waist a second and he goes on top of the topturnbuckle!! He's standing on top now and ......he jumps off and....DOOMSDAY!!!! He hits Fazzer with his finisher!!! And Cerberus goes for the cover and. 1..................2.......................3.........yeah The Armageddon Cerberus is still the Prime Time Champion!!
(Commercials).
Bill Carty: Sickboy why did you come to EWCL?
Sickboy: Well the fed I was originally in NGWF really screwed me. So I decided to come to this fed and try out.
BC: Do you think you can hang well in the EWCL?
Sickboy: Well I think I can do well, but then again maybe not.
BC: You also claim the name Mr Hardcore.
Sickboy: Yes that is true, because I proved it against Inferno and many other wrestlers as well. But I can't say that yet here because I havn't proved it yet.
BC: What is your future goal here in ECWL?
Sickboy: My future goal is to win the Hardcore Title and hopfully win the big one somwhere down the road. And the first person already felt what Sickboy can do. Xtreme felt it and he won't be the last one!!
(Then the titantron fades out and we go back to our announcers).
JP: That was Sickboy, new competitor here in the EWCL.
ND: Then our next match people. Internet Champion and Hardcore Guru Joe Johnson is taking on the man who he allied with over the last few weeks. He takes on Mystic tonight for the Internet Title.
JP: And Joe already showed what he really thinks of Mystic. The two of them are booked in a match together and right away Joe feels like Mystic stabbed him in the back, but thats not what happend here. They just have a match together, thats all, but Joe took it the wrong way. And I think we won't see Joe and Mystic together as a team anymore.
ND: Well thats how this business works John. When it comes down to titles and winning matches, its everyone for themselves.
JP: And don't let us forget that this match was first scheduled to be a threeway. I mentioned it before but I say it again. Eddie "Impact" Osbourne was suppose to fight in this match, but it is more then obvious that Eddie won't make it out here. Therefore its a singles match between Mystic and Joe. But still the Internet Title is at stake.
(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes walking out. He reaches ringside and can't wait for Joe Johnson to come out).
(My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and The Hardcore Event Joe Johnson comes walking out. He still has a group of fans that have supported him ever since he arrived in the EWCL. He got the Internet Title around his waist and when he reaches ringside he hands the title over to the referee).
JP: Joe slides in the ring and he and Mystic stare at eachother. Their short friendship or partnership or however you call it, is coming to an end here. Thats something they sure made clear over the last few days. Now we are gonna see who will be the better man tonight. The bell rings and Joe and Mystic circle eachother for about 6 seconds. Then they lock up and this match can really begin.
ND: Joe wants to get the overhand right away and he grabs Mystic in a sideheadlock and goes into the ropes. He then lets go off Mystic and he flies into the opposite ropes. Mystic comes off and its Joe with a shouldertackle and Mystic goes down to the mat!! But Mystic hops to his feet again and bounces in the ropes himself now and he comes off with a flying shouldertackle of himself and this time Joe Johnson goes down to the mat.
JP: But also Joe gets up quickly. And the two stare at eachother. Mystic wants to go for the poke in the eye, but Joe also watched the match that Mystic had with Corvik and he blocks it and kicks Mystic in the gut and follows that up with a PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!! Oh man, this kind of move so early in the match!!! Joe goes for the cover, 1............2.......but Mystic kicks out of it. Joe grabs Mystic by the head and he sends him in the ropes. Mystic comes off and .....oooh Mystic counters with a swinging neckbreaker!!
ND: Mystic picks Joe up and sets him up for a snap suplex and he executes it!! Mystic with a couple of kicks to the legs and midsection and then he picks Joe up again. He sends Joe into the ropes, but Joe holds on to the ropes. Mystic doesn't hesitate and he charges in on Joe, but ooooh Johnson counters and he backdrops Mystic over the toprope to the outside!!! And Mystic is on the concrete now!!!
JP: Joe looks at Mystic and then he runs into the ropes, comes off them and runs towards the opposite ropes and OOOOOH MANNNNNN!!! He dives through the second and toprope to the outside and he lands on top off Mystic!!! Man, what a suicide dive by Joe Johnson!! But then again, thats what we are used to when we have Joe Johnson in the ring!! That move also took alot out of him though, as Joe only now starts to move again. He slowly gets up and he rolls himself back into the ring again.
ND: He did that to break the count of the ref. Joe then rolls back to the outside again and he picks up Mystic by the head and he ramms his head into the apron!! BAMM!!! Joe then rolls Mystic back into the ring again. Joe goes over to the ringsteps and he uses them to get back on the apron. Johnson then climbs the topturnbuckle and he is on top now and looks at Mystic who is still flat on the mat. Joe then dives off for a frogsplash and .....OOOOOOHH Mystic lifts the knees up in time!!!!
JP: That must be a couple of bruised or even broken ribs for Joe Johnson.
ND: And it can take you out for a while when you have broken ribs, just look at Danny Christ.
JP: Just face it Neil, he's not coming back to you.
ND: Don't say that, John!!!
JP: In the ring Joe is holding his stomache and rolls around, while Mystic is using the ropes to get back to his feet. Mystic gets up and he goes over to Joe and picks him up. He gets a hold of Joe and does a backbreaker!! Mystic picks Joe up again and irish whips him into the ropes. Joe comes off and its Mystic with a nice dropkick that hits Johnson right into the face!! Mystic then immediately goes for Joe's legs and he hooks in a figure four leglock!!
ND: And yess he got it hooked in now!!! The ref is checking on Joe, but Joe shakes his head, he's not gonna tap out here. Joe is in pain, but at the same time he's trying to reach for the ropes. He's not that far away from them and he slowly gets closer and closer. Again the ref asks Joe if he wants to tap out, but again Joe shakes no! Joe now uses all the energy he got to reach the ropes and he reaches them!!! And the The Hardcore Event Cultfans go wild!!
JP: The ref makes Mystic break the figure four leglock now. Mystic lets go and he gets to his feet and he waits till Joe gets back up again. Joe is on his feet again and with his back towards Mystic. Mystic already stomps his foot to the mat and gets ready. Joe turns towards Mystic and ....CYNERGY BLAST!!! But oooooh Joe probly saw it coming and he got a hold of Mystic's leg!!! Oh man!!!! But Mystic reverses it right away with an enziguri!!!
ND: Oh man, so close. Mystic almost had it there. But that again shows what an experienced wrestler Joe Johnson is. He saw the Cynergy Blast coming and anticipated to it, but then Mystic also showed his skills and anticipated to that again. Mystic is back up now and he picks Joe up and kicks him into the left leg and then he picks him up and he bodyslams him back into the mat.
JP: Mystic then goes to the corner and climbs the toprope. He dives off for a moonsault, but oooooh Joe moved out of the way in time!!! Joe right away rolls himself on top of Mystic for the pin, 1...............2...........but Mystic kicks out in the last second. That was close aswell!! Joe Johnson grabs Mystic by the hair and he sends him into the corner!! Mystic flies into the tree of woe position and we all know whats coming up right now!!
ND: THE CROSS OF BURDEN!!!
JP: Oh yeah!! And Joe slides in with a baseball slide and he hits Mystic right into the face!!!
ND: The most electrifying move in EWCL history, hmm well right after the Danny Christs 10 punches in the corner move.
JP: Ok, anyway. Joe now drags Mystic out of the corner and he hooks in his Painkiller!!! He hooked in his elevated sharpshooter and Mystic is in big trouble here!! Really big trouble!! And this time the ref is checking if Mystic wants to tap out. But just like before its now Mystic who refuses. And wait whats Mystic doing? He's trying to reverse it!!! Yes, thats what he is trying to do!! He's trying to reverse the sharpshooter into his figure four leglock!! And.....and......yessss....he did it!!!
ND: Mystic just reversed the Painkiller into his figure four leglock and now its Joe again in pain!!! Oh my Godd what a match!! So close!! But Joe is really going for the ropes fast now, he is close and yes reaches them and again we don't see a tap out. And Mystic lets go off the submission hold.
JP: Mystic gets to his feet and he sees that Joe is struggling to get up. Mystic waits till Joe is up to his feet and then Mystic comes in and .....CYNERGY BLAST!!! BUT OOOOOOOH AGAIN JOE saw it coming and again he grabs the leg of Mystic!!! And Joe moves Mysic around and.......THE CRUXIFIXION!!!! What a reversal by Joe Johnson!!! Joe just hit the Cruxifixion on Mystic!!! And Joe goes for the cover and. 1.........................2......................3......... and he gets the win!! Joe Johnson is still the Internet Champion!!!
ND: But what a match we have seen here!!
(Commercials).
Prez Cazzo: You know what this is right, Sean?
Sean Corvik: Ofcourse I know what that is. I offered it myself remember, now hand it over.
(Prez Cazzo hands the paper and a pen over to Sean Corvik and Corvik rapidly reads over the paper and then signs it and gives it back to Cazzo).
Sean Corvik: There you have it. As of now I am only getting paid 50% of what I got before.
Prez Cazzo: Thanks Sean, I appreciate that alot. I know you and me had our share of trouble in the past. Oh damn yeah we definately had our differences. But I'm glad that we both can put all of that behind us and are back on good terms now. Like I said I appreciate that and this might not solve EWCL's financial problems, its still a gesture that means alot to me.
Corvik: Ok, are you done now Eric, I have a match to prepare for?
Prez Cazzo: I'm almost done. I just wanted to let you know that I had nothing to do with it that this match against Blade and Exile is for the tagtitles. It was commissioner Saphio who planned that out. I don't know why or what he wants, but I'm gonna find out for sure.
Corvik: Don't worry about that, Dan and I are the tagchamps, so we are bound to defend our titles.
Prez Cazzo: And you know that I am fully behind you and Dan. If there's anything you need just let me know. I'm counting on the two of you.
(Corvik nodds and then Prez Cazzo says good luck to him and leaves the lockerroom).
JP: Who would have ever expected that. Corvik and Cazzo actually in a way working together.
(Commercials).
JP: Ok, we are back again and its time for our next match. Commissioner and Hardcore Champion Saphio has put himself in this match with his former best friend Punisher. Last week we all saw something disgusting. I am referring to the way Saphio acted in his tagmatch together with Punisher against Steel and Fazzer. Then in the end Saphio and Punisher won that match, but then the real disgusting part began. Saphio turned on Punisher and beat him down to the ground.
ND: And from that point I started to like Saphio, how things can change huh. The guy needs respect, something that he never received here in the EWCL. They only always saw him as this funny man, but they never respected him as a wrestler and as the commisioner. But now things are gonna change. He already showed that last week when he gave Exile a match.
JP: Now I hope that Punisher is gonna take Saphio apart in this match. And Justice for All!! I am pretty sure that Punisher wants Saphio's ass, that this match is for the Hardcore Title is just something extra here.
(American Made starts to play and the leader of the Ministry of Total Justice The Punisher comes walking out. The crowd goes wild and they cheer him on!! The Punisher shakes the hands of the fans on the way to the ring and smiles at them. He then reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and once he gets in the ring he stares down the ramp and waits for Saphio, his former friend but now his biggest foe).
(Then Higway to hell by AC/DC starts to play and Saphio is scheduled to come out. But there's nothing happening. Nobody comes out from behind the curtains. In the ring we see that The Punisher is concentrated and staring at the ramp, but he also doesn't see anything. Then again Highway to hell starts to play, but agian nobody comes out.).
JP: Whats this about? Where's Saphio?
ND: Maybe, he had better things to do?
(The Punisher is still staring down the ramp, and therefore he's unaware of it that Saphio crawls out from under the ring. All this time he was hiding under the ring. Saphio crawls out and he has Maggie his bowling ball in his hands!! He slides in the ring and Punisher is still not aware of it all. Saphio comes up from behind Punisher, swings the bowlingball and......BAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! Ramms Punisher in the back of the head!!).
JP: OOOH NOOOO!!! Punisher never even seen that one coming!!! And Punisher went down to the mat from that blow with that bowling ball!!!
ND: Great tactics by Saphio!
JP: Punisher seems to be knocked out, and Saphio is standing over him now. Saphio then looks at his bowlingball and then he looks at Punisher and a grin appears on his face. Saphio then ramms the bowlingball into Punishers head again!! Punisher is busted open wide now and looks to be unconscious!! He really could be hurt here, he never even could anticipated to that hit, coz it hit him with surprise.
ND: BAMMM!! Saphio just rammed that bowlingball for the third time into Punishers head. He now drops it and he rolls Punisher over and goes for the cover. 1....................2.....................3...........ooooooh what a great win by Saphio!!!
JP: I don't know what happend to Saphio, but he makes me sick. The way he's acting lately, I just have no words for that!!
ND: Agh, wake up John and welcome to the real world!!
(Saphio rolls to the outside and he pushes Jay Blue of his chair and he rolls back into the ring with that steelchair. He then goes back over to Punisher and BAMMMM ramms Punisher into the head with that steelchair!).
JP: Doesn't this man know when to stop??!!??
(Then just when Saphio wants to swing again, Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes running out. Saphio stops and sees Cazzo storming to the ring and Saphio doesn't waist anytime and he slides out of the ring right away and he goes into the crowd and disappears!!!).
JP: Oh man he doesn;t even have the guts to stay in the ring!!
(Prez Cazzo slides in the ring and he is checking on Punisher right now. He notices that Punisher is unconscious and he calls to the ref that they need medics out here. A bit later we see that a doctor and medics come out with a stretcher. Moments after that The Punisher is being carried out of ringside on that stretcher and we see Prez Cazzo shaking his head in disbelief).
(Commercials).
JP: Welcome back people. During the break they brought The Punisher backstage and the rumour is that he has suffered a concussion. But sofar its only a rumour, nothing has been acknowledged. Ugh, but what a dirty trick by Saphio, so thats why he wanted a match with Punisher, so he could pull something like this.
ND: Pretty inventive though, you have to admit that.
JP: Pretty sick, thats what I admit!
ND: Ok, then, on to the main event of the evening. Tagchamps Saint & Sinner taking on brothers Blade and Exile.
JP: And Saphio also had something to do with this match here. He made it a titlesmatch. I don't know what Saphio is trying to do. Is he trying to be friends with Exile or what?
ND: He's just looking out for the number one star of this federation, thats all.
JP: Oh yeah, that explains it (ironically). Now this is promising to be a tough match here. Dan and Blade fought last week and so did Exile and Corvik, and now tonight its all four of them together in the ring. Lets find out whats gonna happen next.
(Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile, Blade and Roadblock come walking out. The crowd boos them alot and Exile and Blade walk to the ring concentrated. Roadblock on the other hand is trying to shake the hands of the people in the crowd, but they refuse to shake his hand. After a while all three of them reach ringside and Exile and Blade enter the ring while Roadblock stays on the outside).
(One step closer starts to play and "The Hardcore Saint" Dan Prohibition, Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik and Lydia come walking out. The crowd starts to cheer all of them on while they make their way to the ring. Corvik is wearing a black band around his arm as a remembrance of Eddie Osbourne. The three of them reach ringside and Lydia stays on the outside and she sees how her man Dan and Corvik enter the ring. Dan makes the X sign and Corvik stares at Exile).
JP: The referee explains the rules to the four wrestlers and then the bell rings and we can begin. Its gonna be Dan Prohibition and Blade who are gonna start off. The two superstars who had a great match last week on Venom. Dan and Blade circle eachother for about 6 seconds and then they tie up. Blade pushes Dan away from him and talks some trash. Right after they tie up again and this time its Dan who pushes Blade away from him.
ND: For a third time they lock up and its Dan who waistlocks Blade, but Blade reverses the waistlock on Dan and he follows it up with a full nelson slam!! Blade picks Dan up right away and he sends him into the ropes. Dan comes off and ....POWERSLAM by Blade!!! Greatly executed!!! Blade picks Dan up again and he lifts him up and ...SIDEWALK SLAM!!! Blade is showing why he already got himself in the main event here!!!
JP: Blade seems real confident here now. And he picks Dan up again and irish whips him, but Dan reverses the irish whip and sends Blade into the ropes. Blade comes off the ropes and oooh Dan grabs his head and executes the Cross Factor!!! And sends Blade straight to the mat!!! Oh yeah, nice comeback from the Ultraviolent Star!! But both men are down on the mat now. And they also both are try to reach their corner to make the tag.
ND: Dan and Blade are both going to their corner and yeahh Blade makes the tag to Exile and Dan does the same to Corvik. The Master of the Moves in the ring now!! Corvik and Exile, the two former Royal Family members taking eachother on now. The lock up and its Exile with an elbow to the side of the head of Corvik. Exile grabs the arm of Corvik and does an armdrag takedown to take him to the mat.
JP: Exile lets go off the arm and he bounces himself into the ropes and comes off with an elbow drop, but Corvik moves out of the way!! Corvik picks Exile up and he chops him into the chest a few times. He then sends Exile into the ropes and when he comes off Corvik hits him with a flying forearm!! Exile down and Corvik goes into the ropes and he does hit an elbow drop on Exile!!
ND: Corvik makes the tag and Dan comes in now. He sees that Exile is trying to go to his corner, but Dan drags him back to the middle of the ring again. Dan picks Exile up and sets him up for the Penance of your Sins and he executes it!! The piledriver that sends you straight to hell, haha!! Dan goes for the pin now, 1................2..........but Blade comes in and breaks the hold by kicking Dan in the head.
JP: The ref makes Blade go back to his corner and Dan checks his head and then he picks up Exile. Dan sends Exile into the corner and he charges in right after and splashes on top off Exile!! Oh yeah!!! Dan lands on top of Exile and now he starts to put his fist into the forehead of Exile!! 1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6....but then oooh Blade comes charging in on the apron and he clotheslines Dan!! And ooh man, what a big clothesline!! Dan flew right over the toprope to the outside here!!
ND: Exile is still in the ring and he is taking his time. Exile then looks to the outside and he sees that Dan is slowly getting up to his feet. Exile then goes into the ropes and he comes off and goes for a baseball slide to the outside and yeahhh he hits Dan!! And Dan goes back to the concrete again!! Exile then rolls himself to the outside and he picks up Dan by the head. He goes over to the ringpost and he wants to ramm Dan's head into it!!
JP: But Dan puts his foot against the ringpost and this way he blocks it. Dan then grabs Exile's head and BAMMMM ramms it into the steel ringpost!! Dan then grabs the arm of Exile and he whips him into the opposite ringsteps and Exile goes down!!! Dan then moves closer and he jumps on the apron uses it as a springboard and does a legdrop on Exile!!! Oh yeah!!!
ND: Dan takes his time to get up and then he picks Exile up and rolls him back into the ring again. Dan follows in right after and again its Dan who picks up Exile. He sends Exile into the ropes, and when he comes off he ducks under the arm off Dan and he tags in Blade in the meantime. Exile then comes off the ropes again and with a flying shouldertackle he takes Dan to the mat!!! Dan is trying to get up but Exile holds him down while Blade comes in.
JP: Blade grabs Dan and he irish whips him into the ropes. Dan comes off and Blade does a belly to belly suplex on him!!! Blade goes for the pin, 1................2.........but only a two count. Blade kicks Dan in the head a few times then before he picks him up. Blade then sends Dan into the ropes and now its Dan who is smart and he tags in Corvik while he hits the ropes. Dan comes off, but Blade takes him down to the mat with a big boot!!
ND: But Blade didn't realise that Corvik is coming in aswell and Corvik comes in and ....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!! Ooh man what a big bad superkick by Sean Corvik!!! And Blade went down!!! And Corvik grabs a hold of Blade and ooh he hooks in The Darkest Hour on him!! He hooks in his submission finisher on Blade!! This could be it right here!!! The ref is checking on Blade and oh yeah he's in pain!! But its Exile who comes in now, he comes in and he kicks Corvik in the head and he lets go off Blade.
JP: Corvik runs towards Exile and he punches him down to the mat. Corvik then goes back to Blade, but its Blade with a kick to the midsection. Blade goes for a ddt, but its Corvik who reverses and he backdrops Blade to the mat. Blade lands close to his corner and he tags in Exile. Exile comes in and he charges in on Corvik and he spears him down to the mat!! Ooh yeah!!! Exile goes for the pin, 1.................2........but Dan comes in and he breaks the count!!!
ND: The ref makes Dan go back to his corner and in the meantime Exile picks Corvik up again. Oooh but this time its Corvik who counters with a kick to the gut and he follows that up with a ......SEDATION!!! Out of nowhere he hit Exile with that spinning falcon arrow!!! Exile down to the mat and Corvik bounces into the ropes.
JP: But hey Roadblock grabs the leg of Corvik and holds on to it!! Corvik gets his leg free and then goes over to Exile and picks him up. But ooh Exile with a lowblow!!! Exile then grabs Corvik and he sends him into the ropes!! But woww now what!! Roadblock is standing on the apron now and he grabs Corvik and holds him!!! Whats this about!! We see the look on Blade's face in his corner and Blade now is trying to distract the ref so he doesn't see what Roadblock is seeing. The ref is in Blade's corner now and it all goes like Blade has planned.
ND: Roadblock still got Corvik held down and its Exile who comes charging in now!! Exile charges in, but ooooooh Corvik got out of the hold and Exile flies straight into Roadblock!!! Roadblock falls of the apron to the concrete and Exile fell down to the mat. Corvik then grabs Exile and ooooooh yeah he hooks in ........THE DARKEST HOUR!!!! And at that moment the referee turns back and he goes over to Exile and Corvik!!
JP: Exile is in severe pain here, and he's about to tap out!! Blade comes in the ring, but Dan also comes in the ring and ooooh Godsmack to Blade by Dan!!! Oh man!!!
ND: Corvik still has the Darkest Hour on Exile and ......and.....EXILE TAPS OUT!!!! Exile just tapped out of the Darkest Hour and Saint & Sinner get the win!!!! Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik got the win!! They might have Roadblock to thank, but still they won and they are still the tagteamchampions!!! Exile and Blade rolled themselves to the outside and they are recovering there.
(Then Damned if I do by Life of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He walks to the ring and he got a big smile on his face. He walks over to Jay Blue and takes the two tagteamtitlebelts and then he uses the ringsteps to get in the ring. He walks over to Dan and Sean and he hands the tagtitles over to them!!).
JP: Ah what a move!! What a sight!!
ND: What?
JP: Just look at that!! Cazzo grabbing the left hand of Dan and grabbing the right hand of Corvik and he lifts them into the air!! And the crowd goes nuts here!!! This is what its all about!!
(But then we see that Saphio is coming out of the crowd again, and he is still carrying that steelchair. He climbs over the guardrail and slides into the ring. Dan, Cazzo and Sean are facing the other side, so they don't see him coming. Saphio comes in and BAMMMMM he smashes the steelchair on the head of Prez Cazzo and the Prez goes down!!).
JP: OOOH NOOOOOO!!!!
ND: See, now Saphio gets in the ring!!
(At the same moment Exile and Blade roll back into the ring and Saphio throws the chair to Exile and Exile ramms Corvik in the head with that chair. While at the same moment Blade uses a different chair and whacks Dan with it in the head!!).
JP: OOOHHH NOOOOO AGAINN!!!! This is unreal!!! Dan Prohibition, Sean Corvik and Prez Cazzo have just been knocked down with a steelchair and all three of them are laying on the mat. And now what? Blade is rolling out of the ring now and he looks under the ring. From under the ring he grabs a table and he throws it in the ring. Blade then grabs another table and throws it in the ring. Finally Blade takes another table and throws that one in the ring aswell.
ND: Whats gonna happen next?
JP: Exile and Saphio are setting up the tables while Blade comes back in again. All tables are set now and Saphio picks up Prez Cazzo and he lifts him on top of one table. Saphio goes on top and he grabs Prez Cazzo and ........FLATLINER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OOOOOOH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ND: Who's next??!!??
JP: Blade then lifts Dan on the table and climbs on aswell. He then lifts Dan up and .......BLADE RUNNER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! GOOOD GODDDDDDD!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
ND: And one more to go, haha!!
JP: Shut up Neil!!
ND: ...
JP: Exile looks over to Corvik and hits him one more time with that steelchair!! He then picks Corvik up and lifts him on top of the table. Exile gets on aswell and he grabs Corvik and ...........OUTCAST THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OOOOOH MAN!!!!!!! What a mess!!! Prez Cazzo, Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik have just been put through a table here in the ring!! Dan and Sean won the match but it doesn't look like it!!
(Saphio, Exile and Blade raise their hands in the air and the crowd is booing them like we haven't heard all evening. Then the scene fades out and its the end of this weeks Venom).