(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Prez Saphio, Universal Champion Exile, Joe Johnson, Blade and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).

(The titantron then shows clips of last weekends Christmas in Hell PPV. It starts off with Sean Corviks 30 feet fall off the balcony in the mall. This scene is repeated like 5 times from all different kind of angles. Right after we see Exile raising his hands and holding up the Universal Title belt. After these clips we see scenes of the cagematch between Cazzo and Saphio. We see how Saphio cheats his way in winning that match and therefore winning the presidentship of the EWCL from Cazzo. The titantron then shows scenes of the Dan Prohibition/Blade match in which Blade defeats Dan to win the title. The scene then fades out and we go to our announcers).

Neil Down: WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED EWCL!!

John Pilchard: Good evening people to this sad episode of Venom. Its sad coz it will be the first Venom under the power of Prez Saphio and well we already saw last week at the PPV that he fired Cazzo, Sean Corvik, Dan Prohibition and Fazzer. So don't expect to see much tonight.

ND: What do yo mean? There's alot to expect tonight. With Prez Saphio in charge we don't even need matches to get an entertaining evening.

JP: You are full of shit Neil, you know that?

ND: ...

JP: I don't even know what we have in store for you people tonight.

ND: I do!! First off we have a threeway match between Ex-Terminator, Drake Laps and Xtreme.

JP: Uhm, no we don't Neil.

ND: We don't?

JP: No.

ND: Why not?

JP: Well Ex-Terminator and Xtreme have left the EWCL for awhile. And I heard Drake Laps was on strike all week coz of the firings. You see thats what you get when you have Saphio in charge.

ND: Agh, who needs them anyway.

(Then the titantron comes on again and we enter Prez Saphios office and hear voices coming from inside before we've even entered. The door is pushed aside and sitting on the edge of his desk is Saphio. He is wearing a red jacket over a black t-shirt. He seems to be talking to the two newest members of the EWCL Halo and Iman Sain. The two men sit in chairs next to each other looking at Saphio. We then hear him speaking).

Saphio: Now then, in case you didn't know I am now in charge of this fed. Cazzo was too weak to hold onto it and so you now have a real leader at the helm. But I am a leader who does not take any nice shit. You wanna go places with me in at the helm then you need to be concerned with one thing. Yourself! Screw all the other guys and stay on track for your own personal goals. But one thing you do not want to do is cross my path. That would be very stupid. There are two paths in the EWCL. One that runs behind me and one that runs across me. Cazzo, Corvik, Dan and Fazzer decided to run in front of me and look at them now. Corviks nearly a cripple, Dans probably gonna train to be a preacher and god knows what Fazzer is qualified to do. So I'll leave it down to you guys. Which ever path you choose one of them is the hard path, the other is my path!!

(The two wrestlers look at each other and get up and go to walk out the room. Just as they reach the door Saphio calls out to them).

Saphio: Oh yeah fellas! Seen as Mauler couldn't handle it in this fed it seems that there is vacant match spot. So tonight it's gonna be you, Iman Sain, against you,Halo. Impress me boys and who knows?

(The two wrestlers exchange a look and then go leave the office. Saphio is sitting smiling to himself on his desk as the scene fades back to the main arena).

(We see how Iman Sain and Halo walk down the corridor in the direction of their lockerrooms when all of a sudden out of corner we hear "HEY PSSST". The two wrestlers look up and walk into the direction of the corner. First we see a shadow, but when they get nearer it gets clear that its Cazzo who is standing in the corner. The two wrestlers don't recognise him though).

Cazzo: Hey guys, its me Cazzo. You know the guy that hired you guys and promised you fortune and fame?

(Iman Sain and Halo look at eachother for a second and then look back at Cazzo).

Cazzo: I just saw you coming out of Saphio's office. I hope he wasn't talking you into joining him, coz thats the worst thing you can do. The guy is an imposter, a backstabber, you can't trust the guy. So if you are smart then you back me up. Coz its inevidable that I Cazzo will be back on top of the EWCL soon. So what do you say?

(Halo looks at Cazzo for a second and then replies).

Halo: I have a match in a few minutes.

(Halo then takes off and moments after also Iman Sain takes off without saying a word and both men separate ways down the corridors).

Cazzo: Ok, that went well.

(The scene then fades out).

ND: I can't believe it!!

JP: What?

ND: That they let Cazzo into the building!! I can't believe it!!

JP: Agh, shut up Neil.

ND: ...

JP: At least we know what the first match of the evening is gonna be. Iman Sain versus Halo. Two new guys, but already two wanted guys. Both Saphio and Cazzo already tried to get them on their side. Its gonna be intresting to see how thats gonna continue.

ND: If they are smart they take Saphio's side.

JP: ...

(Then the lights go out and the opening riffs of Stupify by Disturbed start to play. The lights come on again and Iman Sain appears on the ramp. He starts walking down the ramp to ringside. The hardcore wrestler from Jacksonville makes his way to the ring and slides in and waits for his opponent).

(Then Super Charger Heaven by White Zombie starts to play and Halo appears from behind the curtains. The 22 year old from Louisiana walks to the ring and slides in).

JP: The referee calls both men out and he starts to explain the rules to them. This match is a normal rules match, to make that clear.

ND: Halo and Iman Sain start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they tie up. Its Halo right away who grabs the arm of Iman and he executes a short arm clothesline! And Iman Sain goes down to the mat, but he hops right up again. The two lock up and this time its Iman who gets in a side headlock. He holds on to the head of Halo and they go into the ropes. They come off and Iman lets go of Halo and Halo goes into the opposite ropes. Halo gets off the ropes and Iman grabs him and does a belly to belly suplex!!

JP: Nice move! Iman picks Halo up from the mat and he sends him into the ropes again. Halo comes off and Iman backdrops him and Halo flies into the mat again!! Iman picks Halo up by the hair and now he sends him into one of the four corners. Iman rushes in right after, but ooooh Halo moves out of the way and Iman Sain flies chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!

ND: Iman staggers backwards and Halo grabs him and executes a sidewalk slam!! Halo now picks Iman up again and he sets him up for another sidewalk slam, but oooh nooo this time he changed it into a powerslam!! And Halo just powerslammed Iman to the mat!! And Halo goes for the pin, 1....................2...........but a kickout. Halo doesn't stop and he grabs Iman and delivers a standing neckbreaker!!

JP: Ooooh that must have hurt!! Again Halo is going for the cover, 1.................2...........but again Iman kicks out. Halo shakes his head, but then he grabs Iman by the head, but oooh Iman with a lowblow and Halo goes down to his knees. Iman then rushes towards the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and does a missile dropkick and nails Halo right in the face!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!

ND: What a move by the newcomer!!! Iman raises his hands in the air and he now goes over to Halo and he picks him up. He then grabs Halo by the waist and......german suplexes him into the mat!!! And he goes for the pin right away, 1...............2..........but Halo kicks out. Iman gets up and kicks Halo to the midsection and in the head. Iman then picks Halo up and he waistlocks him, but this time Halo reverses the waistlock and does a backdrop suplex to follow that up!!

JP: Halo takes his time to get up and he waits till Iman also gets back to his feet. Iman is now back up to his feet and Halo runs in and ......does a swinging neckbreaker to take him down!! Nicely done!! But hey what??!!?? Why is Prez Saphio coming out? Prez Saphio walks towards the ring and he nodds to the fans, while they boo him. Saphio makes it to ringside and he looks at whats going on in the ring. He sees that Halo is in control at the moment. Halo just piledrived Iman Sain into the mat!! Saphio shakes his head and he then climbs onto the apron. When the ref is not looking, he goes over to the corner and he starts to take the pad off of the topturnbuckle!!

ND: What a genius!! Saphio is a genius!! Saphio just took the pad off of the topturnbuckle and threw it into the crowd. Saphio then jumped off the apron back to the concrete. It then seems that he's calling out to Iman Sain!!!

JP: Yeah it looks like that!! Saphio is calling out to Iman Sain to ramm Halo into that corner!!

ND: What a genius!!

JP: But Halo is still in control of the match. He picks Iman up, and oooh its Iman with a rake to the eye. Iman then grabs Halo's arm and he irish whips him into the corner and oooooooh Halo flies backfirst into the steel topturnbuckle!!! Oooh Noooo!!! And Halo falls face first into the mat. Iman goes over to him and rolls him over. He's gonna go for the pin now, and see Saphio laughing on the outside, thats disgusting.

ND: Iman rolls himself on top off Halo and the ref starts the count. But wait!!! NOOO!!

JP: YESS!!! Its Cazzo!! Cazzo comes running out and he slides himself in the ring and he breaks the count!!!! Cazzo just dragged Iman off of Halo!!

ND: Unfair!! Unfair!! Cazzo had no right to interfere in this match!!

JP: But Saphio started it all. He shouldn't even got out here.

ND: Saphio now slides into the ring and he grabs Cazzo from behind and .....FLATLINER!!! YESSSS!!!! Prez Saphio did it again!!! HAHAHA!!!! And oh man this is starting to get boring, again we see Cazzo beaten on the mat!!!

JP: And the referee is ringing the bell now!!

Ding ding ding

(Ringannouncer Jay Blue takes his mic and calls the end of the match).

Jay Blue: Due to interferences this match is a no-contest!!

ND: What??!!??

JP: Saphio doesn't believe it and he and Iman now pick up Halo from the mat and they irish whip him into the ropes. But ooooh Halo comes off the ropes and he ducks the arms of Saphio and Iman. Halo bounces himself into the ropes again and he comes off and ...he DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES both Saphio and Iman to the mat!!! OOOOOH YEAHH!!!! Halo then rolls himself out of the ring and holds his back and slowly walks out of ringside.

(Commercials).

JP: Ok, we are back from the commercials and its time for our second match of the evening.

ND: Hey, hey aren't you gonna say something about it that Cazzo got beaten again by Saphio?

JP: Now, what do I have to say about that? That it was another backstab? That it was unfair?

ND: Just that Cazzo is a loser, would be enough!

JP: Oh man Down, you are asking for it!!

ND: Asking for what?

(John Pilchard takes off his headset and gets up from his chair and leaves and marches out of ringside, leaving Neil Down alone at the announerstable).

ND: Ah, finally some peace.

ND: Now that John is gone we can continue with our next match. Next up is Steel Brasco taking on Mystic. The winner of this match will earn himself the number one spot for the Internet Title. The Internet Title that currently is tight around the waist of Joe Johnson, The Hardcore God.

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes walking out. The crowd forgot about his turn on the Good Guys a little while ago and they start to cheer Steel on again. Steel has a smile on his face and he makes it to the ring and gets in).

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes running out. The tagteampartner of Joe Johnson reaches ringside and slides in and the match can begin).

ND: Mystic gets in the ring and he and Steel start to go at it right away. Mystic comes in with a couple of chops, but Steel then reverses and hands out a few chops of his own. Steel then sends Mystic into the ropes and when he comes off Steel grabs Mystic and he ddt's him into the mat. Steel picks Mystic up by the head and sends him into the ropes once more.

ND: Steel this time goes for a spinning heelkick, but Mystic ducks it and Steel falls down to the mat. Mystic then bounces himself into the ropes and comes off with an elbow drop on Steel. Mystic then picks Steel up and he sets him up for a piledriver. Mystic tries, but Steel blocks it, Mystic then tries again, but Steel blocks it again. And Steel then reverses it and backdrops Mystic to the mat!!

ND: Steel then goes to the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He's on top and he dives off for his Shooting Star Press and he hits it!!! And he goes for the cover, 1.....................2...............but Mystic kicks out in time!! Steel picks Mystic up again and he sends him in the ropes once more. Mystic comes off and he slides through the legs of Steel. He gets up again right behind Steel and grabs him and .....REVERSE DDT!!! Wow!! Great move!!!

(Then My own summer by the Deftones starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes walking out. The reigning Internet Champion is probly intrested in who he will face soon. Will it be his tagteampartner Mystic who he has faced before in the past, or is it gonna be Steel Brasco, who hasn't lost a match for a month. Joe Johnson reaches ringside and he just stands there at ringside. Mystic sees him and they both nodd their heads).

ND: What are Mystic and Joe Johnson up to? Thats what I want to know.

ND: Mystic picks Steel up from the mat and irish whips him. But Steel reverses the irish whip and sends Mystic into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Steel hits him with a clothesline that takes him down to the mat. Steel then goes for the cover, the ref starts to count. 1.............................2............then we see that Mystic looks at Joe Johnson and Joe Johnson nodds and Mystic holds his shoulder on the mat and doesn't do anything to try and stop the count........3...... And Steel Brasco gets the win!!!

ND: Wow, thats intresting. Mystic rolls himself out of the ring now and he and Joe Johnson walk out of ringside now. Why did Mystic do that? Why did Joe Johnson nodd? What do them two have in store for Steel Brasco? That are only three questions that stay unanswered. At the same time it seems like Steel doesn't really care. He won this match and he's celebrating it in the ring!!

(Commercials).

Punisher: Commissioner, you wanted to talk to me?

Prez Saphio: Its PREZ, not commissioner!

Punisher: To me you are the commissioner. There is only ONE Prez and thats Cazzo. But what did you wanted to talk to me about?

Prez Saphio: I wanted to get clearance about the stipulation for tonight. It still wasn't that clear.

Punisher: You said I could make any stipulation I wanted, right?

Prez Saphio: Thats what I said, yeah. I'm not the bad prez that everybody thinks I am.

Punisher: No, you are even worse!

Prez Saphio: You son of a .......

(Punisher interrupts him before Saphio can finish that sentence).

Punisher: The stipulation is as follows. Its sort of a Gauntlet. And it goes as follows, if I pin Joe Johnson then Fazzer gets his contract back, if I pin Blade then Dan Prohibition gets his contract back, if I pin Exile then Sean Corvik gets his contract back and if I pin you then Cazzo gets his contract back.

Prez Saphio: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! You are even more stupid than your fans!!! Hahaha, what were you on when you thought of this stipulation?

Punisher: So whats your answer?

Prez Saphio: Yeah you can have your stip. There's no need for me to worry about this one, hahaha. What a joke.

(Punisher smiles and he walks out of the office).

(Scene fades out).

(We go back to the announcers and we see that John Pilchard returned again).

ND: So John, you couldn't stay away from me, huh?

JP: Agh, Neil. I just couldn't leave, I have a job to do. But hey I did run into Cazzo backstage.

ND: Oh so where was he hiding now?

JP: Yeah real funny. Anyway, he told me that we are gonna see Sean Corvik soon. Sean Corvik almost lost his life last week and he is gonna come out to give his farewell speech to wrestling.

ND: Oh The Master of the Moves is retiring?

JP: Yes he is, and what do you expect. The guy died for about 20 minutes after that fall from the balcony. He has a family you know.

ND: So we will see Corvik out here soon?

JP: Yes, soon. But first we are going to some more commercials.

(Commercials).

(We come back from the commercials and again we go to Prez Saphio's office. He still sits in his office with a confident arrogant look on his face. He looks on his watch and says something to himself).

Prez Saphio: Hmm it looks like our financial problems are solved. I had an appointment with Bo Lucas, but he's not showing up so I reckon our problems are history now. I'm only president for a week and the biggest problem is solved, man I am good! I am that DAMN good!!

(Prez Saphio then grabs a pile of papers that are laying on his desk and he just throws them into the trashcan).

Prez Saphio: Ok, that solves that. And now its time for some charity. Now where's Fazzer?

(Just at that moment Herbie "The Mailman" Hiscock comes walking in).

Prez Saphio: Ah, close enough.

Herbie: You asked for me sir?

Prez Saphio: Yes Herb, I got a message for Fazzer. Coz well Punisher has this funny stipulation, but well there is no way that he is able to pull that off. When they have to rely on Punisher noone is gonna get their contract back tonight, haha. So thats why I have a little surprise for Fazzer. Call it charity, call it a favour. Thing is that Fazzer was my former tagteampartner, my former partner in crime. We go back a long way, so you go tell him that I am gonna give him a chance to win his contract back. Just tell Fazzer that he has to be in the ring in 15 minutes. He will be in a match and if he wins it, he earns his contract back.

Herbie: Ok, sir.

(Herbie then leaves the office).

Prez Saphio: Now thats a man who knows how to address people.

(Then the scene fades out).

JP: Well now I hear Sean Corvik is going to come to the ring, which is strange because he's making his retirement speech when he has the chance to get his contract back.

ND: Hopefully he will just ignore that and go away.

JP: Well the thing is he doesn't know about the stipulation because no one has been able to find the man. This will be the first we see of him since the hospital scene. Remember, Punisher didn't know where he was, and neither did Dan.

("Angry Again" by Megadeth starts and the crowd erupts. A wall of blue flames shoots from the ramp and Sean Corvik is greeted by a cacophony of cheers. The man solemnly stalks to the ring, pounding fists with a few raging fans. He continues to walk to the ring and slowly climbs the steps, stepping through the middle rope. The ring announcer tosses him a microphone, which he catches.He noticeably is favoring his ribs, as he almost constantly keeps an arm over them).

Corvik: Well, this is it, I suppose.

JP: He doesn't even know he has a chance at his contract back.

(The crowd is chanting "come back, Sean." Corvik looks to the ring and continues).

Corvik: There comes a time in a man's life when he must step back and take a look at his options. When a career comes before a family, there's a problem, and that's exactly what wrestling--or any other professional sport, for that matter--is all about.

ND: Jeez someone shut this guy up.

Corvik: I want to thank Cazzo for getting me this airtime. I also want to tell Exile that he better watch his back. The man went beyond the business and tried to kill me, and he knows I am a very dangerous man to mess with. For that, he will pay. And there's no sense in delaying this. I have come here to regretfully inform you that--

(Corvik is cut off by the dimming of the lights and "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against the Machine explodes through the loudpseakers and a chrous of boos comes through. Unversal Champion Exile walks down to the ring with a mic in his hand.)

Exile: Why don't you spare me the bullshit and get the hell out of my ring, gimp? Didn't I hurt you enough the first time?

Corvik: Screw you, Exile. I've already said that you messed with my life and that you will pay, one day.

Exile: Well how about I pay right now, little man?

(He tosses down his microphone. Corvik smacks Exile in the head with his mic. Exile comes back and punches Corvik in the ribs, ausing him to cough up blood. Exile catches him in the Outkast).

JP: No!!!

ND: Yes!!!

(At that moment The Punisher and Cazzo run down to the ring. Punisher spins Exile around and drops him with the Gavel.)

JP: Sean doesn't know it but he gets his contract back if Punisher pins Exile! Punisher covers! 1..........2.........HE KICKED OUT OF THE GAVEL!!!

ND: Punisher is livid! Exile rolls to the corner and Punisher goes to execute the Gavel once again, but he reverses it into the Outkast!!!! Now Corvik is getting back to his feet. Exile is going toward the former President, Cazzo, but Cazzo dropkicks him into Corvik who catches him in the Darkest Hour!!!

JP: Exile is tapping!! Corvik lets him slump to the ground and Cazzo yanks Punisher back over Exile! He's knocked out cold and Corvik STILL doesn't know what's going on!! Punisher covers. 1.......................2.....................3!!!!!!

ND: No!! This is unfair!

Corvik: Cazzo, what the HELL was that all about?!

Cazzo: Congratulations, Sean. You have your job back.

(Cazzo throws down his microphone as he and Punisher walk to the back, leaving Exile knocked out cold and Corvik watching on with a shocked look on his face. Corvik eventually spits on Exile to an explosion of cheers and makes his way to the back).

JP: YESSS!! Sean Corvik got his contract back!!!

ND: But I thought he wanted to retire?!?

(Commercials).

JP: Oh man, I still can't believe that Corvik got his contract back. Thats unbelievable!!

ND: Yeah, yeah, just lets get on with our next match. I think its time for Fazzer to come out for his match.

JP: Yeah I think so.

(Right at that moment O'fortuna starts to play and Fazzer comes out. He slowly walks to the ring not knowing what he can expect. He reaches the ring and slides in).

(Then My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and Joe Johnson comes walking out. The Hardcore Event and Internet Champion makes it to the ring and slides in).

JP: Ok, I guess Fazzer has to fight Joe Johnson to win his contra...

(At that moment Nobody's Real by Powerman 5000 starts to play and the Hardcore Champion Blade appears on the ramp. The Hardcore Champ walks down the ramp towards the ring and climbs in and joins Joe Johnson in his corner).

JP: Yeah Saphio is really doing Fazzer a favour. He put him in a handicap match against the Internet and the Hardcore Champion. Nice.

ND: Well if Fazzer really wants his contract back, then he has to prove it.

JP: Yeah but this is a bit insane, now is it.

ND: Hey Prez Saphio decides.

Ding ding ding

JP: Blade and Joe run towards Fazzer right away. Oh man so this isn't even a normal tagmatch for them!! Really nice. Blade and Joe start to hammer down on Fazzer, but Fazzer is defending himself pretty good. Fazzer blocks Blade's right one and he delivers a powerful fist himself. He then does the same to Joe Johnson. Fazzer then grabs Joe's arm and sends him into the ropes.

ND: Joe comes off the ropes and Fazzer superkicks him to the mat!! But ooh before Fazzer can do anything else, its Blade who grabbed him from behind and he bulldogs him straight into the mat!! Blade then picks Fazzer up and he throws him into one of the four corners. Blade punches Fazzer a couple of times into the stomache and then he lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle.

JP: In the meantime Joe Johnson got back to his feet again and he looks at what Blade is doing and then Joe decides to start climbing one of the other 3 corners. Blade has just lifted Fazzer on top off the topturnbuckle and he climbed on it aswell. Blade grabs Fazzer and ......OOOOOOOOH MANNN!!!! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOPROPE!!!! Oooooh man!!!

ND: And OOOOOOOH Joe jumps off the other topturnbuckle and does a CORKSCREW MOONSAULT and lands on top off Fazzer moments after he banged into the mat!! OOOOH MAN!!!!! And Joe is going for the cover now. 1...........................2...........................3......... Yessss, Joe Johnson and Blade got the win. We got an entirely new tagteam in the making here.

JP: Well I don't think that Exile and Mystic would appreciate it that much.

ND: It was just a matter of speech.

JP: But man what a double team move was that. Thats if you can call that a double team move. Fazzer is still knocked out on the mat, but Joe and Blade aren't ready yet. Blade just slided to the outside and from under the ring he got a table. And he throws the table into the ring. Joe Johnson is already setting the table up when Blade comes back into the ring. Blade then picks up Fazzer and lifts him on top off the table. Blade gets on aswell and he grabs Fazzer and ..... BLADE RUNNER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

ND: Vintage Blade!!! We have seen him do that numerous times now!!! But it looks impressive every single time!! Now Fazzer really is knocked out!!

(Joe Johnson and Blade roll themselves out of the ring and start to walk out of ringside. They reach the top of the ramp, when all of a sudden The Punisher appears from behind the curtains with a sledgehammer in his hands!!)

JP: ITS THE PUNISHER!!! And the crowd goes wild!!

(BAMMM!! And The Punisher nails Joe Johnson with that sledgehammer and Joe Johnson goes down!! BAMMMM!!! And The Punisher now nails Blade right in the head with the sledgehammer!!).

JP: Oh yes!!! And Punisher is going for the cover on Blade now! 1.........................2...........................3.......... YeahhH!!!!! He pinned Blade!!! So Dan Prohibition got his contract back!!! YESSS!!! YESSS!!!

ND: NOO!!!!

JP: Punisher now goes back over to Joe Johnson and tries to cover him, 1.....................2............but Joe Johnson kicks out!! And Joe gets to his feet and he and Punisher start to go at it!! Wow, punch after punch is thrown!! Now Punisher with a big right one, but oooooh Joe ducks it and ....HE GRABS PUNISHER AND........THE CRUXIFIXION!!! He got him into the Cruxifixion and he executes it!! OOOH NOOO!!!

ND: Cruxifixion on the ramp!!! Awesome!!!

JP: And the Punisher is knocked out cold now, but he did get Dan Prohibition back in the game again!!

(Commercials).

Exile: I want a match with Corvik and I want it right now!!

Prez Saphio: Wow, wow, wow, what do you want?

Exile: I want a chance to finish what I started last week!! I want Corvik right now in the ring!! Make it a title match, I don't frvking care, I just want him!!

Prez Saphio: Exile, come on, be rational. Let me just use my Prez Power to fire him again!

Exile: No, no, no. Just look what your power did tonight. Corvik got his contract back and now also Dan got his contract back. No uh, I wanna do this myself, I wanna retire Corvik myself, forgood, forever!!

Prez Saphio: Uhm, ok, if you insist.

Exile: I DO!!

Prez Saphio: Ok, then you got your match against Corvik. But the Universal Title is on the line, so don't screw it up.

Exile: Hey, you don't ask the greatest Universal Champion there ever was, not to screw it up. It is obvious that I am NOT gonna screw it up!! Capice!!

(Then the scene fades out).

JP: Oh man, so not only is Sean Corvik back into the game. He's gonna fight Exile here tonight.

ND: But just face it, the guy has no chance. No chance at all.

JP: I have to agree with you on that one Neil. Only a week ago Corvik fell off a 30 feet balcony. He broke several ribs, bruised his arm and don't let us forget that the shocked of that fall causes him to flatline for over 20 minutes. The guy has literally been to hell and back.

ND: And all Corvik did all week was lay in a hospital bed. Hey he was even here tonight to make his retirement speech and now he gets another title shot.

JP: But you said it right, the guy has not much of a chance against the Champ. Not in his state. But the guy is a true champ.

ND: Uh, he's not the champ right now.

JP: Yeah well you know what I meant.

(Angry Again by Megadeth starts to play and Sean Corvik comes walking out to the biggest pop of all night. He is still wearing his casual clothes and his ribs are taped off. Corvik holds his ribs with one hand while he walks to the ring).

(Born of a broken man didn't even start yet, but Exile, the Universal Champion, already comes running out from behind. He got the look of a madman on his face. He runs to ringside and Exile gets a hold of Corvik before he can even get into the ring).

ND: Ok, I guess we have begun now!!

JP: Exile grabbed Corvik from behind and he ramms his head into the first steel ringpost he sees!! BAMMM!!!....And Exile holds on to Corviks head and BAMMMM!!! He slamms it again into the steel ringpost!! Oh noo!!! Exile now turns Corvik around and he looks at the taped ribs and Exile doesn't hesitate and he kicks Corvik into his ribs!! Oooh noooooo!!! Just stop this thing right away here!!

ND: Agh, we haven't even officially begun, John.

JP: But didn't you just see that? Exile just kicked Corvik into his broken ribs.

ND: Agh, when Danny Christ had broken ribs it was seen as nothing big and now that Corvik got it, its all of a sudden a big injury.

JP: NEIL!! The guy died last week!!!

ND: I knew that was coming.

JP: Agh....

ND: Back to the match. Corvik is down on one knee, still on the outside. Exile grabbed a steelchair from under the ring and he is going back towards Corvik now. Exile folded the chair and he comes in and OOOOH he ramms the side of the chair into Corvik's midsection!! Exile is going for those ribs!! Tactical wrestling!! Corvik holds his ribs now with both his arms and he even coughs a bit of blood!! But he can't stop Exile this way.

JP: Exile, swings the steelchair again and BAMMM!!! This time he went for Corvik's head!! Oooh noo!! Just stop Sean!! Think of your wife, think of your daughter!! Please stop!!! Somebody stop this!!

ND: You please stop John, you are scaring the viewers away with your whining!

JP: Can you blame me?!? Exile now finally drops the chair and he grabs Corvik by the head and he rolls him into the ring. Exile then climbs on the apron and he raises his hands in the air and the crowd starts to boooo him like crazy. Exile then does puts his hand to his ear (like Hulk Hogan used to do) and the booos from the crowd get even louder. Exile then climbs through the ropes into the ring.

ND: Exile goes over to Corvik and he kicks him into the head. Exile then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does a kneedrop on top off Corvik's chest and ribs!!! Oooh yeahhh!!! Exile now picks Corvik up and he throws him into one of the four corners!! Exile slowly walks in after and again he kicks Corvik into his ribs!! Exile then climbs the bottom rope and he starts to put his fist into Corvik's head. 1..2..3...4...5...6...7...8...9..10...

JP: Exile then steps of the bottom rope back to the mat. Corvik is still in the corner and Exile uses his shoulder, and does a series off shouldertackles to the ribs off Corvik!!! Ooh nooo!!! Corvik is coughing up blood again! And look at that smile on Exile's face, he's loving every minute of this! Exile then walks to the opposite corner and he's getting ready for something. Whats he getting ready for?

ND: He's getting ready to spear the life out of Corvik!! Oooh yesss!!!

JP: Exile raises his hands in the air again and then he charges in to spear Corvik who's still in that corner. But yeahhhhhhhhhhh Corvik moved out of the way in the last moment. I don't know how he did that, but he managed to do it!! And Exile flew shoulderfirst into the corner and I think he even flew through the top and second rope into the steel ringpost!! This could be the turnback in this match!!

ND: You know, you are right John. Corvik should stop now, he should give up the match!!

JP: Exile is moving himself out of the corner now and he now turns towards Corvik and he sees Corvik holding on to the ropes. Exile feels his shoulder for a second and then he charges in on Corvik for another time!! But oooooooooh Corvik anticipated again and he backdropped Exile over the toprope to the outside!! And Exile lands backfirst on the concrete floor!!

ND: Corvik now looks to the outside and he then starts to climb the topturnbuckle. What the hell is he doing? Corvik stands on top of that turnbuckle now and he checks his ribs once again. He then turns away from Exile and dives off and......MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDS ON EXILE!!!! Oh my Godd!!!

JP: How on earth could he do that??!!?? And just look at it, Corvik is still laying on Exile. I think that really made an impact on those ribs!! And I think its even Exile who is the first one who is getting back up again. Yes, it is! Exile is getting up to his feet now. He takes his time and takes a few deep breaths and then he picks Corvik up. Corvik might have made a mistake there.

ND: Might have?

JP: Yeah he might have. Exile now drags Corvik over to the guardrail and BAMMMM he ramms Corvik's head into the guardrail. Exile then lifts Corvik up and he lays him on top off the guardrail. Exile then goes over to the guardrail and he jumps off for a guillotine legdrop, but oooooooh Corvik moved out of the way in time and Exile flew straight into the guardrail!!! Oh man!!! And Corvik moves himself over towards Exile now. He grabs Exile with one hand and he hands out a few punches.

ND: Corvik then grabs Exile and he rolls him back into the ring again. Corvik uses the ringsteps to get in aswell and he goes over to Exile. Corvik picks Exile up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Exile comes off and Corvik does a hurricanrana!! I can't believe it!! The guy is a mess, but still he's doing these kind of moves. He's insane!!

JP: No, he's THe Master of The Moves!! And he's a true athelete!! He should have stopped the match before, but the fact that he is continueing says enough.

ND: Yeah, that he is crazy!!

JP: He just doesn't want Exile to get the win here, thats all.

ND: Well then he shouldn't even fought in this match.

JP: Well Corvik probly found out how much he likes wrestling.

ND: Anyway, Corvik is getting back to his feet again now. He holds his ribs again and coughs some more blood. Its a good thing this is the last match of the evening. Corvik picks up Exile, but its Exile with a lowblow!! Corvik goes down to his knees and Exile kicks him into the head. Exile then picks up Corvik and he wants to irish whip him.

JP: But Corvik reverses the irish whip and sends Exile into the ropes. Exile comes off and Corvik goes for his Insanity's Embrace!! But oooh Exile pulls the ref just in front of him in time and Corvik ends up superkicking the ref down to the mat. Oh man!!! Corvik is taken by the moment for a bit, and then Exile comes in and he wants to hook in the OUTCAST, but nooooo Corvik gets out of the OUTCAST and....... THE DARKEST HOUR!!!

ND: Corvik hooked in his submission finisher The Darkest Hour!!! And Exile is tapping out!!! The Universal Champion is tapping out, but there is no referee in the ring!!!

JP: But wait, its Cazzo!!! Cazzo is coming out from the crowd. He is wearing a referee shirt and he jumps over the guardrail and he slides into the ring. He sees that Exile is tapping out and he calls for the bell!!!! And yeah we hear the Ding ding ding!!! And this match is over!!! Sean Corvik did it!! He did it!! Last week he died and came back, earlier tonight he wanted to retire and now he's the New Universal Champion!! You can make a movie or write a book of that story!!!

ND: But someone should stop Corvik!! He still has Exile in The Darkest Hour!! He still is holding on to that submission move, and Exile is going unconscious now!! He's totally knocked out!! And I do mean totally!!!

JP: This is payback, Corvik is getting payback!!! Yess!!! HAPPY NEWYEARS EVERYONE!!! There is still hope for the EWCL in the new year!!!

(We then see that Sean Corvik finally lets go of The Darkest Hour and Exile falls down to the mat unconscious. Right after that we see that Nova Corvik, Dan Prohibition, Lydia, The Punisher come out from behind and they walk to the ring. They enter the ring and Nova and Sean hug and then Cazzo, Dan and The Punisher grab Sean Corvik and they lift him on their shoulders and the crowd goes wild as they see their new and two time Universal Champion!!!).

(Scene fades out).