(After the last commercial before Venom the screen goes black and we see a picture of former EWCL wrestler 'The Mauler'. The ex-Universal and Hardcore Champion committed suicide earlier this week. The picture and the name stays on the scene for a minute and then the screen slowly fades out and Venom starts).

(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Prez Saphio, Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Exile, Joe Johnson, Mystic, Blade and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).

John Pilchard: Welcome, welcome, welcome to VENOM!!! We are one week away from "Beware The Whispers". One week away from EWCL's next PPV.

Neil Down: But you don't have to wait till next week to see some big matches. Heck no. Main Event of the evening is that overrated team of Saint & Sinner defending their titles against Joe Johnson and Blade. Joe and Blade earned a titleshot last week.

JP: Hey, hey, hey let us get something straight here. Joe and Blade never earned themselves a titleshot last week. I was The New Era that earned themselves the number one contenderspot and it should have been them in the main event here. But nu uh, our prez had to change his mind again and put his own little friends in the topmatch. Talking about a clique.

ND: Hey Saphio is a genius. Its like he said, The New Era will get a titleshot, but he never said when. haha. What a man, he truly Rules.

JP: Now besides that match we have three other matches in store for you. Steel Brasco will take on The New Era in a handicap match, Mystic is gonna defend his new Prime Time Title against The Punisher, and Iman Sain and Fazzer are gonna start it off here tonight.

Corvik: Eric, what are you doing here?

Cazzo: Drinking my sorrow away. Anything wrong with that?

Corvik: No, only that you've been doing that for the last 7 days in a row.

Cazzo: So?

Corvik: You sure you don't want to come over to the arena and watch some of tonights matches?

Cazzo: Why?

Corvik: Because the EWCL is yours man. Everyone knows that. And tonight I get another chance to beat the crap out of Saphio. He is the special referee in the tagmatch for the tagtitles. So what do you say?

Cazzo: I don't know.

Corvik: You can even come to the ring and stand in Saint & Sinners corner.

Cazzo: I'll see, I got a 'date' with a couple of bottles of beer first.

Corvik: Common man, you've gotto come. Trust me man!

Cazzo: Yeah, yeah I'll see then.

(Then Corvik starts to leave and the scene fades out).

JP: Shut up Neil!! I hope he'll show up later though, Eric belongs here, this is his home, this is his life.

ND: I think he rather stay with his liquor right now, haha, the loser.

JP: Neil!! Don't make me slap you.

ND: Yeah yeah.

(John and Neil get interrupted by Bill Carty who appears on the titantron. We see the EWCL reporter standing in a hospital room. Obviously the EWCL has sent Bill Carty to the hospital where Exile is in).

Bill Carty: John, Neil, we have some news!

JP: Oh, sorry Bill, yeah ofcourse you went to the hospital to broadcast. So whats the news?

BC: Ok, I think I better show something that took place 20 minutes ago.

(The clip starts and we see Exile's hospitalroom. We see an empty bed and Roadblock sitting next to it holding a pillow and crying his eyes out).

Roadblock: He's gone....he's no longer among us....Whyyyyyyy??? Noooooo.....Exile!!!!!(crying)

(Behind Roadblock we see Blade standing and he shakes his head).

Blade: He left the hospital, you dumbass!!

Roadblock: What?

Blade: Chris snapped out of his comatose earlier today and he said he was feeling fine, so he sneaked out through the window and left.

Roadblock: But.....but....I thought he was dead? I thought I lost my buddy, my friend, my my....Exile!!

Blade: No, he's alive allright. So stop acting like a baby.

(The clip stops and Bill Carty is seen again).

Bill Carty: So there you have it. The big news of the night is that Exile came out of his coma!!! But where he is right now, is a mystery to everyone.

ND: Wow thats great news. The man is back, oh yeah. Now, who is he gonna throw of a 30 feet balcony now?

JP: Don't know Neil, I think the guy isn't thinking of that yet.

JP: But right now its time for our first match of the evening. New Hardcore Sensation Iman Sain will face Fazzer tonight.

ND: Yes Iman really is the new Hardcore sensation. Just last week he and Hardcore Saint Dan Prohibition fought it out in a brutal bloody hardcore match. One of the bloodiest we have ever seen in the EWCL. Iman really is making a name for himself, I believe he is still undefeated and he's already aiming for Blade's hardcore title.

JP: I wonder how Prez Saphio is gonna handle that. Iman and Blade are suppose to be on the same side.

ND: Just leave that up to the prez, he'll solve it, he's the man.

JP: Now Fazzer is a different story alltogether. Is he or is he not gonna go back to the Dark Side? Thats a thing that not only we but also Arcane Syth wants to know. For a weeks he put Fazzer on the spot and gave him an ultimatum now wether or not Fazzer is on his side or not. Spooky.

ND: And what about that rumour we heard from the SEI. Apparently Fazzer is thinking of ending his career. I wonder whats true about that.

(O'fortuna starts to play and The Dark One Fazzer comes out from behind the curtains and he makes his way to the ring. Some of the fans cheer him on and we even see a sign saying "Fazzer Royal Rumble Winner 2000". Fazzer doesn't notice it and reaches ringside and slides in).

(Stupify by Disturbed starts to play and Iman Sain appears on the ramp. There are mostly boos coming out from the crowd when he comes out. Iman doesn't seem to care and he starts to walk down the ramp to the ring. He makes his way to the ring and slides in).

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell has rung and Iman and Fazzer circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then tie up and Iman comes in with a quick knee to the midsection. He follows that up with sending Fazzer into the ropes and when Fazzer comes off them Iman grabs him and does a belly to belly suplex.

ND: Iman picks Fazzer up by the head and he sets him up for a t-bone suplex and yesss he executes it!! What a start for Iman Sain!! He even goes for the pin right now, 1....................2........but Fazzer kicks out. Iman gets back to his feet and he picks Fazzer up by the hair and he throws him into the nearest corner. Iman follows right behind and he grabs Fazzers head and he starts to ramm his head into the topturnbuckle.

JP: 1..2...3...4..5....6....7...8....9...10... And Iman lets go and moves out of the way and Fazzer falls backwards to the mat. Iman now jumps straight onto the topturnbuckle and ......THE LEAP FROM INSANITY!!! Ooooh man, he hits that 450 splash on The Dark One!! Good God!!! It could be all over already here. Iman goes for the cover, 1................2.............but Fazzer kicks out again.

ND: Iman picks Fazzer up again and he irish whips him into the ropes. Fazzer comes off and Iman does a backdrop and Fazzer lands backfirst into the mat!!! Iman doesn't waste anytime and he grabs Fazzer once again, but Fazzer counters with a lowblow and follows that up with a right fist and a big clothesline. And Iman goes down to the mat. Fazzer bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop on Iman.

JP: Fazzer hooks the leg and goes for the pin, 1...............2.........kickout. Nope, not over yet. Fazzer picks up Iman and he sends him into one of the four corners and oh yeah Iman flies in backfirst. Fazzer follows in hot pursuit and he wants to splash Iman, but wooooowww Iman moves out of the way and Fazzer flies chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!!

ND: Iman comes in and grabs Fazzer from behind and nails him with a german suplex!! Oh yes!! And Fazzer is down and out. But Iman is not gonna stop oh noo. He starts to climb the topturnbuckle again now. He stands on top now.

(But then the lights go out and everything goes to black and "Biblebasher" starts to play).

ND: Nooo, not again!!!

(About 20 seconds later the music fades out and the lights come back on again and we see that Iman Sain is still standing on the topturnbuckle and we also see that Fazzer is still laying on the mat. But this time the referee is knocked out and laying on the mat. And we also see that Arcane Syth is standing on the apron right behind Iman Sain).

JP: Iman didn't even see Arcane!!

ND: Turn around Iman!!

JP: He can't hear you Neil!! Iman now looks back at Fazzer and he wants to jump off the toprope, but at that moment Arcane pushes Iman off the toprope and he falls to the mat!! Wowwww!!! And in the ring Fazzer crawls up and he moves himself on top off Iman and goes for the cover. BUT WHATS THAT??!!??

ND: Arcane Syth steps in the ring and he drags Fazzer off of Iman Sain!! And Arcane picks Fazzer up and .......SALVATION!! Wow, what a martial arts kick!!! And Fazzer is knocked out!! I think Arcane finally wanted an answer to his question, but apparently Fazzer did not want to go back to the Dark Side!!

JP: And now its Iman Sain who moves himself on top off Fazzer and he goes for the cover. The ref is back up and starts to count. 1....................2.....................3........and Iman Sain gets the win. He defeated Fazzer. And Arcane Syth is leaving ringside now leaving Fazzer in the ring. Oh man, he sure showed Fazzer that he made the wrong decision.

ND: But what about Iman Sain, he is still undefeated in the EWCL. Who can stop this guy?

(Commercials).

Stephanie: So any last words before your match against Mystic?

The Punisher: Let me first address something to our commissioner.

Stephanie: You mean our prez, Saphio.

The Punisher: To me he's still the commissioner. Saphio, you say that you don't care about what happens to Maggie! That Maggie only held you down and ever since you lost her that you got everything that you wanted. Well if thats really the case than you probly won't mind this then.

(Steel Brasco takes Maggie-the bowling ball- out of a sportsbag and he lays it on the ground. Swamp Fox then hands over a sledgehammer to Steel. And Steel swings the sledgehammer and BAMMMMMM!!!! Hits Maggie with it and it breaks in thousands of pieces).

The Punisher: Saphio, hope you happy now!! But let me tell you this Saphio, I will get my lumberjack match at "Beware the Whispers". I will.

Stephanie: But what about Mystic?

The Punisher: My match against Mystic is just another battle in this war against evil. Team Cazzo will defeat Team Saphio there is no doubt about that. Let me tell you a story that took place in 1768, it were the....

(Swamp Fox interrupts The Punisher).

Swamp Fox: Hey, Steve you don't have time for that, you have to go to ringside now.

(American Made starts to play and The Punisher greets Stephanie Sprinkles and together with Swamp Fox he disappears behind the curtains. Right after we hear the crowd going wild).

JP: There he is!! The All American Man is here!! The Punisher and hear those fans chanting USA USA here!!

(Punisher and Swamp Fox shake the hands of the fans on their way to the ring. They reach ringside and Punisher uses the ringsteps to get in while Swamp Fox stays on the outside).

(Orange footlights around the EWCL entranceway start moving as "Meet The Creeper (Pink Pussy Mix)" by Rob Zombie opens up on the house speakers. As the music throbs orange lasers move back and forth over the entrance as the lights in the arena go out and orange spotlights move all over the arena. Orange light rises over the ring as The Minister of CHAOS! and Amethyst first make their way out. Jezebelle, The Bitch Queen of HARDCORE, is next. The Zer0 comes out last together with Drake Laps as fire erupts from the ringposts. They all climb over the guardrail and they take seats in the front row).

JP: Wow, what is The New Era doing here already? They don't have a match yet.

ND: They maybe want to check out this match, I dunno. Maybe they even bought tickets for tonight, who knows.

JP: Well anyway, its time for Mystic now. The new Prime Time Champion. Last week he defeated Punisher, Fazzer and Steel Brasco to become the champ. Now its one on one against The Punisher and Punisher can win the Prime Time Title for the 4th time.

ND: Question is if Mystic is gonna show or not. We seen him jump off a building only a few days ago and we haven't heard of him after.

JP: We'll see Neil. We'll see.

(Then Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and everyone is looking at the ramp. But nothing is happening there. It stays empty on the ramp and the curtains are not moving. Outshined starts to play again, but still noone appears on the ramp).

JP: I guess he's not here then.

ND: Wait!! Wait!! Look at that!!

(Neil Down points up to the top of the building and in the rafters we see a shadow. The shadow then grabs a cable and he glides all the way down to the ring and lands in the ring! That shadow is ....Mystic!!).

ND: He is here!! Oh yesss!!

(Mystic unlocks the cable and he takes his Prime Time Title off his waist and hands it over to the referee).

JP: Ok, nice entrance. Nothing we haven't seen before though, ahum.

ND: Hey, at least he never painted his face, hehe.

Ding ding ding

JP: The match has started and Punisher and Mystic lock up right away. Punisher puts it a headlock, but after a few seconds he lets go of it. Punisher grabs Mystic by head again and does a snappmare and holds on to the headlock. But Mystic is comes in with an elbow and Punisher lets go. Mystic jumps to his feet and he kicks Punisher in the gut and sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a dropkick that hits the All American Hero straight in the face.

ND: Mystic goes to a corner and climbs onto the second rope and he jumps off for a kneedrop and he hits it. The Prime Time Champion picks up Punisher and grabs his tights and .....snap suplex to the mat!! Followed by a pin attempt, 1...............2.............but The Punisher kicks out. Mystic picks Punisher up by the hair and he irish whips him, but Punisher reverses the irish whip and Mystic flies into the ropes himself.

JP: Mystic comes off and Punisher grabs him and does a powerslam!! Oh man!! Punisher quickly gets back to his feet and he kicks Mystic to the midsection several times. The 3 time Prime Time Champ then picks up Mystic and he hands out a few chops and sends him in the ropes again. Mystic comes off and wowww its Punisher with a flying shouldertackle that takes Mysic down again.

ND: And The Punisher goes for a cover now, 1.................2.............and a kickout. The Punisher almost won HIS title back again. But Mystic is not handing the title over just like that. He'll do anything he can to hang on to it. The Punisher now picks up Mystic by the head, but ooooh Mystic reverses and does a jawbreaker!!! Oh my God!! And Mystic hops up again and he goes for Punishers legs and he hooks in a figure four leglock.

JP: And he got it hooked on in the middle of the ring here!! And the ref is checking if Punisher wants to quit or not. But it doesn't look like the Punisher is gonna tap out here. Instead he's trying to get closer to the ropes. And it seems to be working, Punisher is getting closer to the ropes now. He only needs a few more inches and he can reach them. You can see the pain in his eyes, but yessss.....Punisher grabbed the ropes and the referee is making Mystic break the hold now.

ND: Punisher uses the ropes to get back to his feet now, but Mystic comes in and ooooh he sweeps the left leg of Punisher!! And he goes down again!! Mystic definately injured that leg with that figure four leglock. And Mystic goes over to Punisher again and stomps that leg for about 5 times now. Mystic picks Punisher up by the head now and throws a couple of punches. He follows that up with sending Punisher into the nearest corner.

JP: Mystic charges in right after, but ooooh Punisher lifts his right leg up and Mystic flies facefirst into that big boot!! Wow, what an impact was that!!! But Mystic didn't fall down to the mat yet. Punisher now climbs the topturnbuckle. Thats something we don't see him do that much. But he stands on top now and .......flying forearm of the toprope and he takes down Mystic to the mat!!! Oooooooh yeaahhhhh what a great move by The Punisher!! This could be it. He goes for the cover, 1.....................2...........but somehow Mystic kicks out.

ND: Punisher gets back to his feet and although he limps a bit he tries to pick up Mystic. He then sets Mystic up for a piledriver and....he executes it!! And The Punisher is not stopping at all, no way. He picks up Mystic again and sends him into the ropes again. Mystic comes off and ooooh he slides between Punishers legs and gets up right behind him and he goes for ...CYNERGY BLAST!!.....but Punisher grabs the leg!!!

JP: But Mystic counters again by doing an ENZIGUIRI!!! Oh man!! Punisher down to the mat again now. Mystic then runs towards the corner and he jumps on the topturnbuckle and does a moonsault and he lands on Punisher!!! And Mystic goes for the win now, 1..................2.............ha but Punisher kicks out. I don't know how he did it, but he did.

ND: Mystic picks Punisher up again and he does a 3/4 turn neckbreaker!! And he executed that perfectly. Mystic now bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop, but ooooh Punisher moved out of the way in time and Mystic flies to the mat. Punisher is taking his time to get up, but he finally does and he grabs Mystic and he irish whips him into the ropes and Mystic comes off and .. BIG BOOT.....and Mystic goes down!!!

(Then Highway to Hell starts to play and Prez Saphio comes walking out. The crowd boos him like hell, but the grin on Saphio's face does not go away. Prez Saphio slowly walks to the ring and stops when he reaches it and he just stares at The Punisher. Saphio then grabs a mic out of his pocket).

Prez Saphio: You thought that by threatning and breaking Maggie that you would get your lumberjack match at "Beware the Whispers". But guess what....you were wrong!! There will never ever be a lumberjack match between you and me at the ppv. I hope thats clear once and for all. You wanted to accomplish that you get that match, but the only thing that you accomplished is that you made me come out here and ....welll I made you lose your match. BAWAHAAAAA HAHHAAAAA.

JP: What does he mean with that?

ND: Dunno.

JP: Punisher just shakes his head and he then turns back towards Mystic, but oooooooh Mystic was back on his feet again and .............CYNERGY BLAST!!!! He hits The Punisher with his superkick finisher!!! Mystic for the cover and. 1......................2.......................3........He gets the win!! Mystic beats Punisher and is still the Prime Time Champion. So thats what Saphio meant.

ND: The man is a genius.

(Commercials).

Apparently there is someone in his office that is happy to see. The camera turns and its Exile, the former Universal Champion who is waiting for Saphio).

Prez Saphio: Exile, its great to see you again!! Alive and all!!

(Saphio walks over to Exile and shakes his hand and gives him a hug).

Prez Saphio: So how are you feeling?

Exile: A bit sleepy.

Prez Saphio: Sleepy? You just been in a comatose for a few weeks, and you are sleepy?

Exile: Yeah and I'm hungry.

(Saphio takes his wallet and out of it he grabs some coupons for the cafetaria).

Prez Saphio: Here boy, go buy yourself some food then down in the cafetaria, my treat.

Exile: Thanks, but thats not why I came out here for.

Prez Saphio: Oh, it wasn't?

Exile: The reason I came out here is to discuss my future in the EWCL.

Prez Saphio: What about it?

Exile: As you can understand it will take a while before I can get back in the ring again. But till then I need something else to do except playing Streetfigther. I know it sounds weird, coz well I can play that game for hours and hours straight. But I feel I need to be more involved to the EWCL till I am back in shape again.

Prez Saphio: Hmm, so you want to get more involved. What could you do? Hmm. You got any suggestions of your own?

Exile: Actually, there is one idea. What if I would become the new commissioner? As far as I know we don't have one yet right now.

Prez Saphio: You are right about that. And hmm I was the commissioner when I was working my way back in the game, so I know what you mean. So okay then, as of now you are the new Commissioner.

Exile: Cool.

Prez Saphio: So when can you start?

Exile: I'll start right away.

Prez Saphio: Excellent. Let me show me your office then, you'll get Cazzo's old one. Its not that he uses it and well Herbie is also not really happy about sitting there all day.

(Scene fades out).

JP: Oh my God, Exile is the new Commissioner. Remember what is was like when he was commissioner before? That was a living hell on earth. Now we got Saphio as the prez and Exile as the commissioner, what else worse can happen?

ND: Well you could lose your job.

JP: Funny Neil.

(Commercials).

JP: We are back and its time for a handicap match. Steel Brasco will take on the tagteam of The New Era.

ND: I don't think that Steel has much of a chance against the number one contender for the tagteamtitles.

JP: You don't know that Neil. Steel really improved his game ever since last December. With the exception of that fast loss against Joe Johnson.

ND: But taking on The New Era on your own is something else.

JP: I also wonder what The New Era is gonna do. Are they on Cazzo's side, are they on Saphio's side or are they on their own side. It seems like Drake Laps wants to help out Cazzo, but The Zer0 and the Minister of Chaos is taking their own sides.

ND: Remarkable stuff.

(Then Meet the Creeper starts to play again and Drake Laps and The Zer0 get up from their seats at ringside and they climb over the guardrail and slide into the ring. They both raise their hands in the air and wait for Steel Brasco).

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes out. He stops on the ramp for a second and then makes his way to the ring. The Brascoites cheer him on as he walks to ringside. Steel points at a fan who holds up a sign saying "Brascobeatings Rule". Steel then continues his way to the ring and he then slides in).

JP: The ref comes in and he explains the rules. Its not gonna be a tornado tagmatch so Laps and The Zer0 do have to tag eachother, so its not gonna be a two against one all the time.

Ding ding ding

ND: The Zer0 is gonna start off for The New Era and he and Steel Brasco stare at eachother for a while. After circling eachother for about 8 seconds they tie up. Steel grabs The Zer0 in a sideheadlock and they go into the ropes and they come off and Steel lets go of Zer0's head. Zer0 bounces in the opposite ropes agian and when he comes off, Steel does a spinning heelkick and The Zer0 goes down.

JP: Steel gets up and raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers. He then picks up The Zer0 and hands out a couple of right hands. He then sends The Zer0 into the ropes again, and when his opponent comes of he grabs him into a ddt hold and he executes it!! Steel is going strong here in the beginning!!

ND: Steel picks up The Zer0 again and sends him into the ropes one more time. But The Zer0 comes off with running knee and hits Steel right into the midsection!! The Zer0 follows that up with a lifting Steel up and doing a facefirst full nelson slam!! It doesn't look that good anymore for Steel now as The Zer0 goes over to his corner and tags in Drake Laps. Zer0 and Laps pick up Steel and they lift him up and execute a double suplex!!!

JP: The Zer0 then goes back to his corner and Laps concentrates on Steel and picks him up from the mat. Laps sends Steel into the ropes and when he comes off Laps does an armdrag. But Steel hops up again and does an armdrag of his own and he holds on to the arm and changes it into an armlock. Laps is in pain, but he uses his other hand to ramm it into Steels head and after a few shots Steel lets go off the armlock.

ND: Steel and Laps both get up again and the ritual of circling eachother starts again. Steel then grabs Laps's arm and does a shortclothesline that takes Laps to the mat. Steel then goes the ankle and wants to hook in an anklelock, but Laps manages to get out of it before Steel could hook it on. Steel then picks Laps up by the head and he throws him into the nearest corner. Steel then slowly charges in and he picks Laps up and bodyslams him to the mat.

JP: Laps is on the mat and Steel starts to climb the topturnbuckle now. He takes his time though. Steel stands on top and he jumps off and ............WOWWWWWWW!!!!! LAPS GOT UP IN THE MEANTIME AND HE DID A HURRICANRANA OUT OF MIDAIR ON STEEL!!! HOLY SHITTT!!! Drake Laps is the hurricanrana expert of the EWCL!!! How the hell did he do that?? And Laps now goes for the cover, is this it already? 1......................2..........but nooo 3 count coz Steel put a foot on the rope.

ND: That was close, real close. Laps now goes over to his corner and he tags in The Zer0 again. The Zer0 comes in and he picks up Steel and grabs him from behind and he executes a german suplex!! But The Zer0 holds on Steels waist and he does another german suplex!! And he still holds on!! And The Zer0 does another german suplex!! Three german suplexes in a row here!!! And now its The Zer0 who goes for the pin, 1........................2............but Steel kicks out. How did he do that?

JP: The Zer0 doesn't let this affect him and he picks up Steel again. The Zer0 then sends Steel into the ropes and when he comes off he wants to backdrop him, but Steel reads the move and he .....oooooh he grabs The Zer0's head and does a swinging neckbreaker!!! Oooh yeah!! One Brascobeating coming up!! Steel gets back to his feet and he picks up The Zer0 and sends him in the ropes. He comes off and Steel takes him down to the mat with a big clothesline.

ND: Oooh Drake Laps comes in right now, but Steel sees him coming and also takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Steel Brasco is cleaning house here!! Steel now grabs both The Zer0 and Drake Laps by the head and BAMMMM!!! He ramms their heads into eachother!! Ouch!! Thats gotta hurt!! Steel then punches Laps in face and turns around to do the same to The Zer0, but The Zer0 counters with poking Steel in the eye.

JP: The Zer0 grabs Steel and lifts him on his own shoulders. In the meantime Laps climbs the topturnbuckle. He stands on top, jumps off and .....TOPROPE HURRICANRANA ON JOE WHO WAS STILL ON THE ZER0'S SHOULDERS!!! They did that move last week to get the win!!! Now they did it again!!! The Zer0 goes for the cover now, 1..........................2..............................3..... And they did it again, The New Era defeated Steel Brasco. But it definately wasn't a pushover here.

ND: I hate to admit it, but Steel did what he could. But thats all he could do against a well-trained tagteam. And that team, The New Era goes back to their seats just like nothing has happend, some weird crowd that is.

(Commercials).

Prez Saphio: You called for me Exile?

Exile: Yes, I wanted to show you something. I already started with my work as a commissioner and the first thing I did was already put a few matches for the card together for next weeks "Beware The Whispers" PPV.

Prez Saphio: Oooooh ouhhh, .....you did? You really didn't had to you know.

Exile: You wanna hear what I booked sofar?

Prez Saphio: Uhm, uh yeah please.

Exile: One match I came up with was between Arcane Syth and Fazzer.

Prez Saphio: Hehe, yeah I like that one. Good thinking. What else?

Exile: Another match is between Mystic and Steel Brasco for the Prime Time Title.

Prez Saphio: Yep, I can live with that aswell.

Exile: Then I booked the match between Iman Sain and Cazzo.

Prez Saphio: What? But Cazzo doesn't even have a contract as a wrestler. Ok, he did had that match a few weeks ago, but he still never has an EWCL contract.

Exile: Oh you mean this? (he holds up a contract).

Prez Saphio: Whats that?

Exile: I just let this drawn up during the commercial break. Its a standard wrestler contract for Cazzo.

Prez Saphio: But wha....why?

Exile: No, no, you can thank me later.

Prez Saphio: Are you sure your brain wasn't hurt coz of that comatose?

Exile: What?

Prez Saphio: Question! Did he sign it yet?

Exile: Who?

Prez Saphio: Cazzo!!

Exile: Sign what yet?

Prez Saphio: THE CONTRACT!!

Exile: No, not yet.

Prez Saphio: Oooh ok, thats good. Ok, just hand me over that contract.

(Exile hands over the contract to Saphio and Saphio is about to rip the contract in two when he gets interrupted).

Voice: I wouldn't do that.

(Cazzo stands in the dooropening with a bottle of beer in his hands).

Prez Saphio: What the f*&%?

(Cazzo walks over to Saphio and pulls the contract out of his hands).

Cazzo: I was just about to sign that.

Prez Saphio: No, you're not!!

Cazzo: Yes I am.

(Cazzo grabs a pen from Exile's desk and he puts his signature under the contract).

Cazzo: So I guess I am back on the roster again huh.

Exile: Yes, and you'll face Iman Sain at the PPV next week.

(Cazzo nodds and takes a drink from his bottle and then he leaves the office. While Saphio stands there without moving with his mouth open).

(Prez Saphio then takes a deep breath and mumbles to himself).

Prez Saphio: So Exile thank you, was that all?

Exile: Uh, yes I think so.

Prez Saphio: Ok, then, I have to go to ringside now.

(Saphio leaves and just when he walks out of the office Exile looks up and notices that he forgot to tell Saphio something and he yells out).

Exile: Oooh hey Saphio? I ALSO BOOKED YOU IN A LUMBERJACK-MATCH WITH THE PUNISHER ON THE PPV!!!

(Scene fades out).

(Commercials).

JP: Back for the last time this evening. Its time for our Main Event. After all what we have seen and heard today its finally time for this match. Corvik and Dan Prohibition taking on Blade and Joe Johnson, with special referee Saphio. But we also know that Cazzo is in the building aswell. So Corvik managed to persuade him to come, so we will probly see him here at ringside aswell.

ND: Woohooo, bring out the balloons. (he says in a sarcastic way).

JP: Down, shut up.

ND: I was waiting for that, you never said that all night.

JP: Shut up!!

ND: Hah, twice in a row.

JP: Don't make me say it three times.

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly My Own summer by the Deftones fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson and Blade slowly and calmly walk down the aisle. Joe Johnson got the Internet Title around his waist and Blade carries his Hardcore Title along with him. They hand over the titles to Jay Blue and then they roll into the ring).

(Then One Step Closer starts to play and Sean Corvik, Dan Prohibition, Lydia and Cazzo come out from behind the curtains and the crowd goes wild. They start to cheer heavily while these 4 people make their way to the ring. Corvik and Dan walk in front, followed by Lydia and she's followed by Cazzo who still is carrying a bottle of beer. They reach ringside and Corvik and Dan slide in while Lydia and Cazzo stay on the outside).

(Finally Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts to play and Prez Saphio appears from behind the curtains. The crowd starts to boo him imensely. Saphio is wearing a referee shirt and he smirks and continues his way to the ring. Saphio reaches ringside and he passes the seats where The New Era is sitting. And all of the 'Strange Days' and Drake Laps except The Zer0 get up from their seat and start to boo Saphio. Jezebell even throws her beet at Saphio!! But Saphio acts like he didn't notice it and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).

JP: Its time. Saphio calls out all four men and he explains the rules, at least thats what it looks like. We then see that Dan Prohibition is gonna start off for the champions and Blade will start for the challengers.

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell has rung and Dan and Blade start to circle eachother. Dan takes the initiative and he chops Blade to the chest, but Blade returns with a chop to the chest of his own. Immediately followed again with a chop by Dan. Dan then follows that up with sending Blade into the ropes. Blade comes off the ropes and Dan grabs him and does flapjack and Blade flies facefirst into the mat. Dan kicks Blade to the head one time and then picks his opponent up.

ND: Dan irish whips the hardcore champion into a corner and he charges in right after and oooooh he splashes on top off Blade. Dan then steps on the bottom rope and he starts to ramm his fist into Blade's head. 1...2....3...4....5....6....7....8...9....10... Dan then steps back to the mat again and he irish whips Blade into the opposite corner!! Dan wants to charge in on Blade again, but just at the moment that Dan wants to run in, Saphio grabs him by the arm and ...

JP: And it looks like Saphio is explaining the rules again to Dan!!! What the hell? Saphio had no reason in stopping Dan there!! Dan now pulls Saphio off of him and pushes him backwards and continues with what he was doing and he charges in on Blade. But oooooh Blade sticks his elbow out and Dan flies facefirst into that elbow!! Blade follows that up with grabbing Dan and doing a sidewalk slam!!! Blade then bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off and he kicks Dan to the head.

ND: After that Blade goes to his corner and he tags in Joe Johnson. Oh man another Dan-Joe encounter. Joe Johnson picks up Dan and he sends him into the ropes. Dan comes off and Joe grabs him and does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Oh yess, and Joe goes for the cover, 1.............2.......kickout. I think he only wanted to taunt Dan by covering him like that. Joe Johnson picks Dan up once again and he irish whips him into the ropes again. But this time Dan holds on to the ropes and slides to the outside.

JP: Dan is on the outside and he goes over to Lydia and she hands the stopsign over to him. Dan then slides back into the ring with that stopsign and goes over to Joe. Dan wants to swing that stopsign at Joe, but wow wait a minute. Saphio grabs the stopsign so Dan can't nail Joe with it. Dan again pushes Saphio away and focusses back on Joe, but ooooooh Joe comes in with a dropkick to the stopsign which goes straight into Dan's face!!!

ND: I think Dan really needs a tag here!! Joe gets up and he grabs that stopsign and wants to swing Dan with it and BAMMMM!! He hits him in the head with it!! And we see Corvik coming in the ring, yelling out to Saphio why he lets Joe use that stopsign while he prevented Dan from using it!! Ref Saphio goes over to Corvik and directs him back to his corner.

JP: And while Saphio is doing that, it are Joe and Blade who pick up Dan and they send him into the ropes. Dan comes off and he ducks the arms, bounces back into the ropes again, comes off and he doubleclotheslines Blade and Joe to the mat!!! Wow, way to go Dan!!!! And Dan now rolls over to his corner and yeahhhhh he tags in Sean Corvik!!! Corvik comes in right away and runs in on Blade and clotheslines him back to his corner.

ND: Corvik then sees that Joe charges in on him, and Corvik counters with a powerslam!!! Oh man, he turned that into a powerslam!!! Corvik picks up Joe by the head and he grabs him and ....SEDATION!!!.... Corvik then bounces himself into the ropes, but ooooh when he bounces into the ropes Blade kicks him in the back!! Corvik then turns towards Blade, but at the same moment Joe Johnson comes storming in and he clotheslines Corvik over the toprope to the outside!!

JP: Holy Shit!!! Corvik is laying on the concrete on the outside now. And in the ring we see that Joe tags Blade, but then we see that Joe Johnson is climbing the topturnbuckle and we also see that Blade is climbing the opposite topturnbuckle. They both stand on top now and .....OOOOOOOH MANNNNNN!!!!! BOTH BLADE AND JOE DIVED OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDED ON CORVIK!!!! Good God!!! Talking about suicide dives!!!

ND: Dan Prohibition now rushes himself to the other side and he picks up Joe Johnson and kicks him in the gut and he then sends him into the guardrail. Dan then lifts Joe on top of the guardrail and OOOOOOH yessss!! Dan with a spinning heelkick and he hits Joe in the face and Joe falls over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Oh God!!! And I think Dan is going into the crowd aswell now.

JP: Blade is back up again aswell and he picks up Corvik and he drags him to the closest steel ringpost and BAMMMM!!! He ramms Corvik's head into the steelringpost!!! Blade then rolls Corvik back into the ring again. Right behind Blade we see that Dan picked up Joe and he threw him back over the guardrail to ringside. Dan is facing Blade with his back and Blade taps Dan on the back and when Dan turns around he uppercuts the Hardcore Saint!!

ND: That was enough time for Joe Johnson to recuperate and he runs in on Dan from behind and does a flying bulldog and OOOOOOHHHH Dan lands facefirst onto the steelringsteps!!! OOOOOOOH MY GOOD GODDDDDD!!!!! Its a good thing Dan is wearing that mask, otherwise he really would have been busted open by this move!!! Joe now picks up Dan and he rolls him back in the ring again.

JP: In the meantime Blade got back in the ring again and he picks up Corvik and sends him in the ropes. Corvik comes off the ropes and Blade grabs his throat with two hands and oOOOOOHHHH NOOOO!!! A doublehanded chokeslam!!! And what an impact!!! And Blade is going for the cover now, 1....................2........but a kickout by Corvik. Blade shakes his head and he picks up Corvik again. Blade drags Corvik over to a corner and he lifts him on top of the topturnbuckle.

ND: Blade then climbs on the topturnbuckle aswell. And Blade grabs Corvik and he wants to do a superplex, but Corvik blocks it!! Blade tries again, but again Corvik blocks it!! And oooh Corvik counters with a headbutt and follows that up with and ......A FRONTFACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!!.......Nooooo!!!... And Corvik now is trying to get back up. But keep in mind that he already went through alot in this match.

JP: Blade is still on the mat and Corvik comes up behind him now and ......THE DARKEST HOUR!!! Corvik hooks in his submission on him now!!! But wait Blade comes in with an elbow right away. And again he elbows Corvik into the ribs. And Blade manages to get up and .....changes it into a northern lights suplex!!! Oh man who would of thought of that??!!??

ND: Blade slowly gets up and grasps for air and then he picks up Corvik again, but Corvik counters again and kicks Blade to the midsection and follows that up with ....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!! And Corvik tags in Dan who's back in his corner again. Dan goes over to Blade and he sets him up for his Penance of Your Sins!! And he executes that piledriver. Dan follows that up with picking Blade up from the mat.

JP: Oh, shit! Dan now whips Blade into the ropes and when Blade comes off he clotheslines him to the mat! He grabs Blade and lifts him for the Straight Edge Spike!!...Joe Johnson is trying to get in but Corvik cuts him off with a spinning heel kick! Dan actually hit Blade with the Straigh Edge Spike!!! And he's going for the pin now!!! .....1...2.........WHAT?! CORVIK JUST PULLED DAN OFF BLADE! AND HE'S SETTING DAN UP FOR ASPHYXIATION! WHY?!

ND: YES!! YES YES YES!!! SEAN CORVIK HAS FOOLED THEM ALL! THE MASTER OF MOVES STABBED HIS PARTNER IN THE BACK! LOOK! CORVIK IS PULLING BLADE'S ARM OVER DAN AND JOE JOHNSON CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! Look at him!!

JP: No not this way!! Saphio counts fast ......1...2...but Dan with a kickout! Sean is livid! That fucking traitor is pulling Dan up and........STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE ON DAN!!!! ....on the man who uses the finisher! He pulls Blade's arm over again and Saphio counts again. 1................2.....................3!! Nooooooooo!! I can't believe it!!!!! And look at Joe Johnson! His eyes are hanging out of his head just about! He doesn't know what to believe! But wait, Corvik's walking up to Johnson! But at that moment Cazzo comes running in, but Joe sees him coming and grabs Cazzo and executes a DDT to him! Corvik then grabs Cazzo and lifts him up, executing the Cazzobreaker on him! How humiliating! Shamefull!!!

ND: Blade is just coming to and he's yelling at Joe!! We all know Corvik and Blade despise each other but it almost looks as if...

JP: Cazzo has been stabbed in the back! Again! And he sacrificed his titles in order to do it! Corvik reaches down to pull up Dan once again! Don't do this! Sean is setting him up for a...hey! That looks familiar! Corvik grabs him in urange position. He's yelling at Johnson, who seems to get the idea, and drops him with a 3/4 turn neckbreaker while Corvik simultaneously slaps on an inverted russian leg sweep! The Royal Divide!

ND: YES!!! Destroy him!!

JP: We have new Tag Team Champions in Joe Johnson and Blade, but Blade is pissed off! He has no need for Corvik at all! He goes to Johnson and taps him on the chest!

Blade: I need to talk with you later!

ND: Johnson nods and Blade climbs out of the ring, heading to the back. Meanwhile, Joe Johnson and Sean Corvik are still standing in the middle of the ring! What could be going through their minds?! And look at The New Era!! Drake Laps and The Zer0 got up from their seats and they just stand there looking at everything that is going on. Who do they have to attack? Are they gonna take sides or not? Who will they face at the PPV? Questions, questions, questions.

JP: Johnson leans against the ropes, still visibly in shock, and a smile appears on his face! An ear to ear fucking grin! Sean reaches out and accepts the handshake, and the two men hug to the audible abuse of the fans! I don't believe this! Why, Corvik, why? Why must you do this after Johnson stabbed you in the back?!

ND: It was premeditated, don't you see?! Sean had Cazzo eating out of the palm of his hand and now he is the one standing triumphant! Drake Laps was right! Cazzo threw away this company just to prove his own point, and screwed with all his employees' careers, and this is retribution for it! Cazzo is the reason Sean, Dan, and Fazzer were fired!

JP: Bullshit! Sean is a no good bastard! And look at those two! Still embracing, still thinking they own the fucking place! And look at Saphio!! Oh man look at the grin on his face. But he got it all now, Saphio, got all the champions, all the titles on his side. I can't believe it!!!

ND: Look! Cazzo is getting to his feet behind Corvik and Sean doesn't see it! Cazzo lays his hand on Corvik's shoulder and Corvik turns around, and hooks on the Darkest Hour on our former Prez! Cinch it in man!

JP: This is sick! He still has it on and he isn't quitting until he puts Cazzo in a coma, too! But finally he lets it go. Poor Cazzo, it happened again. After all Sean said...it was all bullshit. It was a big lie and it makes me sick. In fact, I can't sit here and call this anymore, I need to go check on Cazzo.

ND: Well folks, looks like Pilchard signed his own death warrant going up there. He's stepping in there with Corvik and Johnson to check on Cazzo! I can't watch! Okay yeah I can. But will they let John through? No! Corvik holds Pilchard and Johnson drops him with the neckbreaker, the Royal Divide once again! God! The ring is nothing but pure chaos! And next week is the PPV!! That's all the time we have for tonight in what I would consider one of the greatest nights in history!! We'll see you next time in the Arrowhead Pond! G'night everybody!!