(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Arcane Syth, Exile, Joe Johnson, Mystic, Blade and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).

John Pilchard: Good evening everyone. Welcome to another episode of Venom.

Neil Down: Venom is back and Venom is gonna blast tonight. We are all still mourning about the loss of Saphio, but we all managed to get on with our lives.

JP: Yes we did. So by the way Neil, did that FBI agent have a talk with you yet?

ND: No. I did everything to avoid him.(he mumbles)

JP: What?

ND: No, I never seen him all week.

JP: Oh aha. He might show up again here, so maybe you get the chance to talk to him tonight.

ND: Oh goodie. (sarcastic remark).

(Then the titantron comes on and we see FBI agent Frank Styles together with two of his colleagues. All three of them approach The Punishers lockkerroom and Frank Styles knocks on it. The Punisher opens the door and the FBI agents enter the room).

The Punisher: Mr. Styles, what a pleasure. Can I help you with something?

Frank Styles: No, actually we are here to help you.

The Punisher: Help me?

Frank Styles: Yes help you. We received an anonymous tip that there is gonna be another attack on your life. So therefore we are gonna put you under our protection programm. My two colleagues will take you to a hideout where you will have to stay until we know more about this case.

The Punisher: But I have a job to do, I have matches to wrestle, people to bring to justice. I can't just leave.

Frank Styles: No, buts here Mr. Punisher. When the FBI says you have to come with us, then thats gonna happen. And its for your own protection.

The Punisher: Trust me, I know how the FBI works, I've been there. I know you are only trying to help me. I will come with you, just give me a minute to grab my bag.

(The Punisher packs his bag and gets up from the bench and together with the two other FBI agents he leaves the lockerroom and leaves the arena).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Oh man, what is going on here? A tip that there's gonna be another attempt on Punishers life. In what kind of world do we live in?

ND: I know John. Just a long they don't use my car again.

JP: NEIL!!!

ND: Sorry, force of habit.

JP: Ok, now let us talk about tonights show. In the main event we got Universal Champion Sean Corvik taking on the Hardcore Champion Blade. Blade is Exile's brother, but is on Joe Johnsons and Corviks side. Then before that match we are gonna see Joe Johnson and Exile in a match for the Internet Title.

ND: Also tonight Arcane Syth versus Iman Sain for the number one contender spot for the Hardcore Title. "Holy Saint" Dan and Lydia take on MacBeth and Jezebelle. Mystic will take on Mo'Bad and to start off we have a threeway match with Steel Brasco, Drake Laps and "The Extreme" James Maverick.

JP: Like I just said, our first match of the evening is a threeway match between Steel Brasco, Drake Laps and James Maverick. Brasco, a former Prime Time Champion, is the favorite in this match. Just last week he was in the main event and battle against Sean Corvik. Now he's trying to get back in the race for the Prime Time Title. A title that he worships.

ND: But don't underestimate New Era member Drake Laps. The New Era didn't really make that great of an impact, but still they showed some good stuff.

JP: Yes, Laps and The Zer0 had some great matches against Joe Johnson and Blade. But this is different, this is not a tagmatch, this is singles action. And Laps may be in the disadvantage as Brasco and Maverick were discussing a possible tagteampartnership. This is gonna be intresting.

ND: You know me John, I am always looking out for a "new" Danny Christ, so everytime when we have a newcomer I am eager to see that one in action. Tonight we are gonna see if "The Extreme" got the stuff.

("Maverick" starts to play and moments after "The Extreme" James Maverick appears on the top of the ramp. He starts his way down to the ring and we can hear some of the girls whistle at this new EWCL star. Maverick reaches ringside and slides in and waits for his opponents).

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes out from behind the curtains. The former Prime Time Champion starts walking down the aisle and on his way to the ring he shakes hands with some of his Brascoites!! Brasco reaches ringside, uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and then takes off his hat and throws it in the audience, where a happy Brascoite grabs the hat out of the air. Brasco and Maverick stare at eachother for a moment and then they wait for the third competitor in this match).

(Trust by Megadeth starts to play and Drake Laps comes out. He wears a "New Era" t-shirt and some of the crowd boos him coz of it. Laps runs down the aisle to the ring and slides in).

Ding ding ding

ND: Its on!!

JP: Brasco and Maverick charge in on Laps right away and before Laps can get to his feet they start to stomp away at him. Both Brasco and Maverick kick Laps in the head, and Laps stays down on the mat. Brasco then picks up Laps by the head and he delivers a few right ones. Maverick then comes in and he also hands out a couple of punches. Maverick and Brasco then grab Laps by an arm and irish whip him into the ropes. Laps comes off the ropes and Maverick and Brasco double clothesline Laps to the mat.

ND: Hey, this looks like a handicap match!! Thats not fair!!

JP: Brasco probly is taking revenge on Laps for that handicap match a few weeks ago. Back then it was The New Era against Brasco.

ND: Steel and Maverick pick up Laps and they send him towards a corner now. Drake Laps flies towars the corner, but he then jumps on the toprope, uses it as a springboard and moonsaults off the toprope and lands on both Brasco and Maverick and takes them down to the mat!! Great stuff by Laps!! Drake then picks up Maverick and quickly sends him into the ropes. Maverick comes off and Laps does a hurricanrana!! Laps then goes over to Steel and picks him up and also sends him into the ropes. Steel comes off and Laps goes for another hurricanrana, but ooooh Steel counters it and changes it into a powerbomb!!!

JP: Steel then picks up Maverick and irish whips him into the ropes. Maverick comes off and ducks Steels arm. He goes into the ropes again, and comes off and does a flying clothesline that takes Steel down to the mat. "The Extreme" grabs Steel by the head and throws a few punches and then grabs him and does a russian leg sweep!

ND: So far that alliance between those two.

JP: They said the alliance would start after this match, so there's nothing wrong with this here.

ND: If you say so.

JP: Maverick picks up Steel again and he sends him into the nearest corner. Maverick slowly walks over and starts to ramm his fist into Steel's head. 1....2....3....4....5.... But Drake Laps got up again and he runs towards the corner and splashes on both Maverick and Steel!!! Nicely done by the New Era member. Laps then grabs Maverick and irish whips him into the opposite corner and he flies in backfirst. Laps then grabs Steels arm and wants to irish whip him aswell in that opposite corner. But Steel reverses the irish whip and sends Laps into the opposite corner.

ND: Laps flies facefirst towards the opposite corner and at the same time Maverick grabs him, lift shim up and executes a sidewalk slam!! Holy shit!! Maverick goes for the cover, 1...............2..........but Laps kicks out in time. Maverick picks Laps up and grabs him from behind and executes a german suplex. He then goes for another pin attempt, 1...............2........but this time its Steel who comes in to break the count. Steel picks up Maverick by the hair and hands out a chop to the chest. Maverick counters with a chop of his own.

JP:The two chop away at eachother when its Laps who bounces himself into the ropes and comes off and double bulldogs Maverick and Steel to the mat!! Oh yeah!! Laps then quickly goes over to the corner and climbs the toprope. He stands on top and he dives off for a frogsplash on Maverick, but Maverick lifts his knees up in time and Laps flies straight into them.

ND: Maverick gets to his feet and he picks up Laps and sends him into the ropes, but Laps comes off and does a flying forearm and lands on top off Maverick. In the meantime Steel got up again and he picks up Laps and executes a neckbreaker on him!! And Laps is down on the mat. Steel looks at Maverick for a second and then concentrates back on Laps.

JP: Steel grabs Laps by the head and DDT's him back to the mat!! Steel doesn't hesitate and he picks up Laps again and this time he sends him backfirst into the nearest corner and BAMMM!!! Laps flies in hard!! Steel then looks at Maverick and the two lock up again! Maverick gets in a headlock, but Steel gives him an elbow and Maverick lets go off the headlock. Steel then grabs Mavericks arm and sends him into the ropes. Maverick comes off and Steel grabs him and lifts him up high in the air!!! Oooh yeah!!!!! Look at the power in Steel!! ND: *cough* Steroids *cough*

JP: Steel is about to throw Maverick to the mat, but then ......OOOOOH Maverick somehow reverses the move and ....THE EXTREME!!!.....Maverick changed it into a diamond cutter!!!! OOH my Goddd!!!! And Steel is knocked out here!!! Maverick now rolls himself on top off Steel and goes for the pin.

ND: But look at Laps!! Drake Laps is standing on the topturnbuckle now and he jumps off and ....LAPIDATOR ON MAVERICK!!! Laps his shooting star press finisher!!! Laps now rolls himself on top off Maverick and the ref starts the count. 1..........................2..........................3..... Drake Laps won this match!!! What a great win for this kid!!! The New Era is still alive!!!

JP: You are sure right. This is a great win for Drake Laps. Laps is on his feet and he goes over to a corner and he climbs on the second rope and raises his hands in the air. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, some cheer him on, while some boo him. But behind Laps his back Steel is getting back up again. Steel shakes his head and sees Laps celebrating and he then goes over to the corner, climbs the toprope aswell and grabs Laps from behind and does a backdrop suplex from the second rope!!! Good God!!!

(Laps is out now and Steel goes over to Maverick and helps him up. After Maverick got back to his feet the two slide out of the ring and leave ringside. When Brasco and Maverick reach the top of the ramp, it are MacBeth and Mo'Bad from The New Era who appear on the ramp aswell. Without waiting for a second Mo'Bad and MacBeth charge in on Brasco and Maverick and they start to brawl until all four of them disappear behind the curtains).

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Yes, yes, yes. I saw your fax.

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Prez Cazzo: But you must know that I never draw up that contract.

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Prez Cazzo: Ok, just relax for a second. I know who you are and everyone knows how good you are.

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Prez Cazzo: I never said that I was gonna rip the contract apart.

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Prez Cazzo: True...

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Prez Cazzo: Fact is, you signed the contract, the contract is valid so there is nothing I can do. So Mr. Christ you have a contract for the EWCL.

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Prez Cazzo: Great....Later...

(Cazzo hangs up the phone and shakes his head).

Prez Cazzo: Yeah thats what we needed.....God I need another drink here.

(Cazzo picks up the phone, but at that moment financial advisor Bo Lucas comes walking in).

Prez Cazzo: Hah, Bo, just the man I was looking for. Whats the update on my fridge eh?

Bo Lucas: Oh, not that stupid fridge again.

Prez Cazzo: Hey I heard that!

Bo Lucas: Let me just say that it doesn't fit into the budget ok. Even though you are back, that doesn't mean that all our problems are gone, we still are fighting ourselves against bankruptcy.

Prez Cazzo: Oh yes, I got the perfect idea for that. The last few weeks I got pretty good connections with a few companies. Companies that probly are intrested in sponsoring the EWCL.

Bo Lucas: Which companies?

Prez Cazzo: HEINEKEN, FOSTERS, BUDWEISER and last but not least JACK DANIELS!!

Bo Lucas: You are kidding right?

Prez Cazzo: Nope, I swear to God. Let me be sober right away if I am lying!!

Bo Lucas: Ok, I believe you, you're not lying.

Prez Cazzo: So you go arrange that all, will you. I did my task, now its up to you.

Bo Lucas: Great, beerwrestling, what more do we want.

Prez Cazzo: I heard that!!

Bo Lucas: Ok, Eric, I'm on it.

(Scene fades out).

JP: Ok, here we are again.

ND: Did you hear that!?! Did you!?! Danny Christ is returning, he is definately returning to the EWCL!!! YAHOO!!

JP: Don't get your hopes up too high, Neil.

ND: Why not? Why can't my dream come true sometime huh. Why not??

JP: Shss, Neil. Lets go to our next match.

ND: Who's next again?

JP: Mystic versus Mo'Bad in a non-title match.

ND: Oh ok.

JP: So you are not gonna say anything about this match?

ND: They never said anything all week, so why should I!!

JP: NEIL!!!!

ND: What?

(Bloodline anthem by DMX starts to play and "That Conceited Bastard" Mo'Bad comes out. He is also wearing a New Era t-shirt and he got an arrogant look on his face while he walks to the ring. The fans boo him, but he doesn't seem to care. He reaches ringside and enters it).

(As the crowd continually booed and chanted obscenities to Mo' he asked for a mic and is granted that from the timekeeper on the outside. He pats the mic twice to get some feedback and then begins)

Mo'Bad: You know what I like about this town....sodomy is legal....so I'll suffer absolutely NO charges when I stick this size 12...

(The crowd gets quiet in anticipation of what Mo' will say)

Mo'Bad: BOOT up Mystic's ass..hahahahahha...you people are so stupid, but anyways, tonight is gonna be a night of firsts in the EWCL, for the simple fact I don't represent this cesspool, which means I play by MY own rules..so tonight, Mystic may think this match is non-title, but I don't see it the same way...'cause since the New Era does as they please I've gone on my own will and changed this match to a Prime Time Title defense, Hardcore match....yes, I have that power..you know why....cause I'm The Baddest Damn Man On This PLANET!!! Because from now on, these beautiful pearly whites will be plastered all over your television screens...and I see a young lady in the first row that I'm sure would like somethin' plastered on her screen...but I have a title to win..cause I AM THAT CONCEITED BASTARD YO MAMA LOVES AND YO DADDY WANTS TO BE LIKE!"

(Then Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out. The Prime Time Champion raises his hands in the air and starts to run to the ring. Mo'Bad slides out of the ring and before Mystic can even reach the ring, he is being attacked by Mo'Bad!! Mo'Bad is hammering on Mystic now and Mystic is going down to the ground!!).

JP: What the hell!!

ND: Mo'Bad is waving his hands now, he is waving them in the direction of the ramp. What is he doing?

JP: A few moments later it are Drake Laps and MacBeth of The New Era who come running out. They quickly run to ringside and reach Mo'Bad and Mystic. Now all three of the New Era members are hammering down on Mystic. Mo'Bad now grabs a steelchair from under the ring and he goes over to Mystic and he slamms the chair into Mystic!! And Mystic is now laying motionless on the concrete!! And BAMMMM!!! Mo'Bad hits him again with that chair!!!

ND: All three members are now standing around Mystic and laughing at him.

(But then Steel Brasco and "The Extreme" James Maverick appear from behind the curtains and the two of them run towards the ring and go for the Laps, MacBeth and Mo'Bad!! And another brawl starts!!!!).

ND: Man, I think they can all graduate from Brawl Academy!! Look at that!!!

(All five of them are brawling their way up the ramp again, and there are more referees coming out now to break them up. Meanwhile Mystic is still laying on the concrete).

JP: Man.

(Commercials).

Frank Styles: I am FBI agent Frank Styles, I knocked on the door, but the door was already open.

Daniel: Just like the church, my door is always open for everyone.

Frank Styles: Oh aha I see.

Daniel: So do you want to confess a sin or do you want to pray with me and Lydia?

(Frank Styles got a "what the heck" look on his face).

Frank Styles: Uhm, uh actually I wanted to ask you a few questions. If thats allright with you.

Daniel: Questions, questions everyone has questions. I don't have all the answers my friend, but please start.

Frank Styles: Oooh ok then. As you might know I am investigating Saphio's death. After your match with The Punisher, The Punisher left the building and was almost hit by a car, if it wasn't for Saphio to save him. But you probably know all about that.

Daniel: I know what you want to know. You want to know what happend to Saphio. I can tell you this, Saphio is going to heaven for saving another persons life. He saved The Punishers life, but paid it with his own, that was an act of unselfishness and no matter what he did before in his life, that act will grant him a place in heaven.

(Frank Styles has another "what?" look on his face).

Frank Styles: Ok, not really what I wanted to ask. I wanted to know if there were problems between you and The Punisher. As I heard correctly it was his fault that the two of you lost that match.

Daniel: Everyone makes mistakes in life my friend. The only thing you can do in situations like that is to forgive someone.

Frank Styles: Oh boy. (he says to himself). Thank you for your time.

Daniel: My pleasure and may God be with you on your quest for all your questions.

(Frank Styles walks out of the lockerroom and while he walks out he says to himself).

Frank Styles: Where the hell did I get into!! What a bunch of weird people in the EWCL.

(Scene fades out).

JP: Hah and he didn't even talk to you yet Neil!!

ND: Hey, stop it, I got nothing to hide.

JP: You sure?

ND: I'm po...positive.

JP: Convincing Neil.

ND: Next match please!! "Holy Saint" Daniel and Lydia take on MacBeth and Jezebell in a mixed tagmatch. Last week Daniel beat MacBeth in a singles match, but now its a different story. And hey did you hear about that rumour on the SEI channel?

JP: You mean the rumour that you spread? Just like you spread that rumour about Steel Brasco and steroids.

ND: Hmm, did I do that? Anyway, I read the rumour that Lydia and Jezebelle are gonna fight eachother on the next PPV in a "Loser has to play in a porn movie" stipulation.

JP: I don't think Jezebelle would mind, I bet she already played in one. haha.

ND: Nope, don't think so.

JP: How do you know?

ND: Uh...uhm...let me just say that I''ve seen my share of porn movies.

JP: Get a life, Neil!!

ND: But I'll do everything in my power to get that match at the next PPV. (he mumbles)

(Simon Says" blares out the house speakers while the lights around the entrance turn a shade of blue as fog fills the entranceway. MacBeth slowly makes his way out and proceeds to non-chalantly walk down to the ring egging on the crowd with lude gestures. MacBeth wears a New Era t-shirt and he is joined by Jezebelle. She wears a New Era shirt and black leggings. MacBeth and Jezebelle slide under the bottom rope and get in the ring).

(Jesus Christ Superstar hits on the P.A. as Daniel and Lydia walk down to the ring. Lydia is wearing a nun outfit and Daniel has on a long ministers robe. A large cross flashes on the Titantron. The two walk down to the ring while Daniel screams you can be saved to fans in the front row. Daniel and Lydia get in the ring and Daniel climbs onto the second rope and screams "Whos your savior?" Before the match, Daniel kneels in the corner and blesses himself and prays).

JP: What a highly intresting match up. A priest against a porn lover.

ND: Only in the EWCL, John.

JP: It are Daniel and MacBeth who are gonna start off here. They circle eachother for a few seconds and then they tie up. MacBeth comes in with a knee to the midsection and Daniel goes down to one knee. He makes a cross and gets back up to his feet again. The two tie up again and this time Daniel gets in a headlock and they go into the ropes. Daniel lets go off MacBeth and the New Era member goes into the opposite ropes and when he comes off Daniel grabs him and ....CROSS FACTOR!!

ND: Daniel picks MacBeth up by the head and lifts him up for a trademark piledriver. He lifts him up and ...PENANCE OF YOUR SINS!!! Daniel is sure making a statement here. Daniel now hooks the leg and goes for the cover, 1...............2.........but Jezebelle comes in and she kicks Daniel in the head and breaks the count. Jezebelle quickly goes back to her corner again, but Daniel follows in hot pursuit. And he can grab her from behind before she reaches her corner.

JP: Daniel turns her around and then does nothing. I don't think he is able to hit a girl thats why. Daniel just points his index finger at him like he's trying to explain something. Not much time to explain though as MacBeth comes up from behind Daniel and grabs him in a rollup, 1...................2.................but Daniel kicks out in the final moment. MacBeth and Daniel get up at the same moment and MacBeth kicks Daniel between the legs and Daniel goes down to his knees.

ND: MacBeth bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he dropkicks Daniel into the face. MacBeth then goes to his corner and he tags in Jezebelle. Jezebelle runs over to Daniel and she kicks him in the head. She's not really that strong though, so I doubt it will do much harm. Jezebelle continues to kick Daniel, but Daniel now is getting back to his feet again. He is back on his feet and Jezebelle swings her right hand, but Daniel just grabs it and blocks it.

JP: Daniel then looks up and instead of punching Jezebelle he drags her over to his corner and he tags in Lydia. Lydia who probly is still feeling the bump she made last week when Arcane Syth put her through a table. Lydia comes in and she grabs Jezebelle and she punches her in the face. She then irish whips Jezebelle into the ropes and when she comes off Lydia does a clothesline. Lydia then goes to the toprope and starts to climb it. She goes on top and looks at Jezebelle and .....FLYING GUILLOTINE!!!

ND: Daniel must have taught her that!! She goes for the cover now, 1.............2..........but MacBeth comes in and breaks the count. He picks up Lydia and slaps her in the face. At the same moment Daniel comes charging in and he runs towards MacBeth and .....Godsmack....He takes him down with that big Superkick!!!

JP: Lydia now tries to cover Jezebelle again and. 1..........................2............................3......... Yes, Daniel and Lydia get the win in this match!!! Oh yes!!!

(Daniel and Lydia raise their hands in the air and Daniel asks if Lydia is ok. They the move towards the ropes, but then all of a sudden the lights go out and DEICIDE starts to play).

JP: Oh noo, not again!! The last couple of weeks Daniel was attacked by Arcane Syth several times. Is he gonna come out again??

(The lights come on again and Daniel and Lydia are still standing in the ring. On the top of the ramp they see Arcane Syth! Arcane stares at Daniel and Lydia and we can see the fright in Lydia's face).

JP: From behind Daniel and Lydia it are MacBeth and Jezebelle who are getting back up again. MacBeth dropkicks Daniel in the back and Daniel flies over the toprope to the outside!! Ooooh man!! And Jezebelle comes up from behind Lydia and does a flying bulldog!!! Lydia is down on the mat and Jezebelle bends over her now and he grabs Lydia's nuns outfit and she starts to rip it off of Lydia's body.

ND: OOOOH YESSSS!!! OH YESSS!!!

JP: Jezebellle pulls again and she ripps the entire nuns outfit off of Lydia's body. Luckily she is still wearing underwear under that, but still, somebody cover her up!!

ND: PUPPIES!!!!

JP: Shut up Neil!!

(The crowd is going wild as Daniel gets back in the ring and he pushes Jezebelle off of Lydia and he charges in on MacBeth and .....REDEMPTION!!!!........Daniel then lifts Lydia up and carries her out of the ring. Daniel looks at the ramp but there is no sight of Arcane Syth).

JP: But again it was Arcane Syth who made it happen that Daniel and Lydia got humiliated.

ND: And whats more important. We are one step closer to that special match at the ppv between Lydia and Jezebelle.

JP: NEIL, SHUT UP!!!

(Commercials).

Carty: "Excuse me Mo', tough match tonight, although you were unable to grab the win.."

Mo' Bad: "(taking the ice bag down) First of all Willy, when you approach someone of my caliber you greet me as SIR MO'...second of all, I didn't LOSE tonight, it was my choice to attack Mystic before the match started. It was The New Era's choice to assault Mystic like that. Can I help it that leaded into a no-contest. Just the simple fact that these refs maxed out at remedial math..where the hell did you get such poor excuses for officials?! Anyways that's besides the point, because next week, I've put out an open challenge..to anyone who wants to walk on the New Era-side...in the New Era arena, if any of these poster boys will accept..ya see, things are gonna change around here...Mac, Laps, and I have been talkin' and EWCL Venom just ain't big enough for the New Era...so next week, in a SPECIAL venue, the New Era will hold their own Sunday Night show...since these ref's seem to not be able to get it right, we've got our own officials on staff...and if any of the poser's on this roster have the cajones to show up, then they can step into the ring with the Conceited one...and might I add, we have a big...no...HUGE unveiling that night...so wet your pants dreamin' about what I'm talkin' about and I'll be gettin' the hell away from this piece of (censor beeps) arena...cause I AM THAT CONCEITED BASTARD YO...(censor beeps) it, you know the rest!"

(Mo' places the ice bag back on his forehead and storms away with a baffled Billy Carty still standing there)

Carty: "You've heard it here first folks, Mo' Bad and the New Era have challenged any superstar to have a match next Sunday at their special venue, plus an unveiling, well back to you guys up front!"

(Scene fades out).

ND: Who's Arcane's Syth next victim?

JP: You mean who is his opponent?

ND: No I mean who is his next victim. That madman has been going through the roster here and ended careers already. Look at it, he literally ended Fazzer career. He ended Roadblocks career in the EWCL, if you can call that a career.

JP: Oh yes you also heard the rumour that Roadblock actually joined a different federation and is trying to make it on his own.

ND: Well either that or he's been kidnapped by the Taliban, whatever suits better.

JP: Last week Arcane Syth demolished The Punisher and after the match he even got a little help from Sean Corvik. Now tonight Iman Sain is Arcane's opponent. And the number one contender spot for the hardcore title is at stake. The winner of this match will face Blade, the Hardcore Champion next week.

(At that moment the lights go out and and Biblebasher starts to play real loud over the pa system. The lights come on again while Biblebasher is still playing. Arcane Syth is standing on the ramp and he slowly starts to make his way down to the ring. The audience is absolutely silent. Arcane reaches ringside and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

(Stupify by Disturbed starts to play and Iman Sain comes out. He marches down to the ring and looks focussed. Iman Sain reaches ringside and he circles the ring one time before he uses the ringsteps to enter. The ref explains the rules and then the match can begin).

Ding ding ding

JP: Iman Sain charges in on Arcane right away and Iman starts hammering down on his opponent. He throws lefts and rights at Arcane and he then irish whips him into the ropes. Arcane comes off and Iman does a belly to belly suplex!! Arcane is down and Iman bounces him into the ropes and does a kneedrop on Arcane's face/mask. Iman then picks up Arcane by the head and he gives him a headbutt, but it looks like Arcane is not impressed by that headbutt.

ND: Iman gives Arcane another headbutt and Arcane bounces into the ropes this time and he holds on to his head again. We have seen this happen a couple of times before. Arcane holds his head, but at the same moment Iman Sain comes charging in on him. But Arcane sees him coming and he backdrops Iman over the toprope to the outside. Iman is laying on the outside and Arcane rolls himself to the outside.

JP: Arcane picks up Iman and drags him over to the nearest ringpost. Arcane then bashes Imans head into the steel ringpost!! BAMMMMMM!!!..........AND BAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! He slamms him another time into the ringpost. I think Iman is already busted open here. But Arcane is not stopping. He looks under the ring and from under the ring he grabs a table and he sets the table up on the outside. I guess he wants to put Iman through a table here and secondly he wants to send a message to Blade that Arcane can put people through a table aswell.

ND: Arcane has set up the table and then he picks up Iman, but Iman gives him a lowblow!! Iman grabs a monitor from the spanish announcers and he ramms it into Arcane's head!! BAMMM!!! And Arcane goes down to the ground. Iman throws the monitor on Arcane's midsection!! He follows that up by picking Arcane up and rolling him back into the ring again. Iman follows in after and he sends Arcane into the ropes.

JP: Arcane comes off the ropes and ooooh he counters with a spinning heelkick that takes Iman to the mat!! Arcane goes for Iman and he lifts him up and executes a cross arm suplex!! Arcane picks Iman up again and throws him into the nearest corner. He then grabs Imans head and starts to ramm it into the topturnbuckle. 1...2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9...10... he stops for a second and 11....12....13....14....15....16......17....18....19...20...

ND: He lets go off Iman and Iman falls to the mat. Arcane looks at Iman and then he goes to the corner and starts to climb it. But at the same time "The Holy Saint" Daniel comes walking down to the ring. The crowd cheers him on and Daniel reaches ringside and he climbs on the apron and he's trying to distract Arcane.

JP: Arcane sees Daniel and he hops off the topturnbuckle and goes over to Daniel. Arcane charges in and goes for a roundhouse kick, but oooooh Daniel ducks it!!! And he snaps Arcane's throat on the toprope!!! And Arcane stumbles backwards and falls straight into Imans arms!!! Iman grabs Arcane and puts him in his Straight Jacket!!! Daniel grins a bit and jumps off the apron and leaves ringside again.

ND: Iman still got Arcane in the Straight Jacket, but Arcane is trying to reach the ropes. And yes, he finally reaches the ropes. Iman grabs Arcane's arm and he sends him into the ropes, Arcane comes off and counters with a roundhouse kick to the head. This time he hit the roundhouse!! He now grabs Iman and ...double underhook backbreaker!!!

JP: Arcane now drags Iman over to the side where he set up the table. He rolls Iman under the bottom rope on the table. Arcane then climbs through the second and toprope and gets on the table aswell. He lifts up Iman and.....DEICIDE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!........Oooh My Godddd!!!!!

ND: There is no way that Iman Sain is gonna get up from that. Arcane Syth rolls Iman back into the ring again and he goes for the pin. 1........................2........................3........ And Arcane Syth wins this match and is the number on contender for the Hardcore Title. He will face Blade next week!!

(Then Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal Champion Sean Corvik is making his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and goes over to Jay Blue and pushes him off his chair. Corvik grabs the steelchair and rolls himself into the ring. He stares at Arcane and goes over to Iman Sain).

JP: Last week Corvik came out and attacked The Punisher after his match with Arcane. Now he comes out after Arcane's match with Iman. What is this all about? I don't get it.

ND: Corvik swings the chair and he bashes it into Iman Sains head!! Iman is still down on the mat and Corvik ramms his chair into his head once more!! Corvik now unfolds the chair and sets it up near a corner. While he stares at Arcane he picks up Iman and lifts him on top of the topturnbuckle. Corvik climbs on aswell and he grabs Iman, turns him around and .....MENTAL SUICIDE FROM THE TOPROPE THROUGH THE CHAIR!!!! OOOOH MYYYY GODDDD!!!!

JP: Can't you believe that?!?!

ND: How humilidating is that!! Corvik has been using his opponets finishers on them, now I never been a wrestler, but that has got to be embarrassing.

JP: Most definately Neil.

(Corvik gets back up again and while he stares at Arcane he climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside).

(Commercials).

Frank Styles: I'm FBI agent Frank Styles.

Steel Brasco: I know. And I know what you are here for.

Frank Styles: Finally someone who does.

Steel Brasco: You are here to get me my Prime Time Title back.

Frank Styles: What???

Steel Brasco: You see I know it didn't go unnoticed that I am the best ever Prime Time Title Champion ever alive!! Even the FBI can't deny that!!

Frank Styles: No, thats not what I am here.

Steel Brasco: Nahhh, don't play with me here. I know you are a Brascoite!! Don't deny it, just accept it!! You want an autograph from the best ever Prime Time Champion ever?

Frank Styles: Hmm an autograph yeah su.......Nooo, nooo wait, I'm here to do an investigation. I wanna ask you some questions about your relationship with The Punisher.

Steel Brasco: Sorry, but thats personal.

Frank Styles: Noooo. I mean your business relationship with The Punisher.

Steel Brasco: Like I said, thats personal. Well ok, we first didn't really get along good, but then we bonded and I joined his Ministry of Total Justice. So we are pretty good mates.

Frank Styles: So you weren't offended that he turned his back on Cazzo and all?

Steel Brasco: Hey the man got an own opinion and if he didn't want to be on Cazzo's side anymore, then he got every right to do that.

Frank Styles: So there were no problems in the Ministry about that?

Steel Brasco: None whatsoever.

Frank Styles: Ok, thank you.

Steel Brasco: You're welcome. So when do I get my Prime Time Title back?

(Frank Styles just turns around and doesn't even respond to that question. He shakes his head some more and mumbles something to himself again).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Ok we are back people. Right in time coz now we have a title match for you. Internet Champion Joe Johnson is gonna take on Exile. Its Exile return to the ring and the commissioner put himself in a title match with Joe Johnson right away. What a match it is gonna be.

ND: Yes, finally these two former Royal Family members are meeting in the ring. This promises to be some clash.

(Right after Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile comes walking out. The crowd cheers the commissioner on as he makes his way to the ring. On his way to the ring he shakes the hands with some of the fans. He then reaches ringside and slides in.)

(The lights go out and then the opening riffs of "My own summer" by the Deftones start to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes walking out. The reigning Internet Champion walks to the ring with a look of sheer intensity upon his face as his eyes never leave Exile as he enters the ring)

Ding ding ding

JP: Joe and Exile stare at eachother and start to circle eachother for about 8 seconds. Then the two lock up. Exile then waistlocks Joe, but Joe reverses the waistlock. Exile tries to elbow Joe, but Joe saw it coming and he ducks the elbow. Exile tries another elbow, but again Joe ducks it and he follows that up with german suplexing Exile to the mat. Joe lifts up Exile and he sets him up for a piledriver and he executes it.

ND: Joe in the advantage in the beginning of this match here. And sofar the ref never had any problems with this match, but then again we have only just started. Joe picks Exile and sets him up for a suplex. Hhe tries but Exile blocks it and reverses and does a suplex of his own!! Exile grabs Joe by the hair and he sends him into the ropes. Joe comes off and Exile grabs him and does a powerslam that sends Joe to the mat.

JP: Exile hooks the leg and goes for the early win here, but Joe kicks out after one and a half. Exile lifts up Joe once more and executes a full nelson slam on him!! Greatly done by the former Universal Champion!! He really wants that Internet Title. And remember that this is Exile's first match after he came out of his coma. A coma that Sean Corvik put him in.

ND: Oh yeah thanks for reminding us.

JP: Exile stands on the topturnbuckle now and he faces the crowd and he goes for a moonsault on Joe. Exile dives off, but oooh Joe moves out of the way just in time and Exile lands on the mat!! Joe Johnson saw that one coming. Joe and Exile know each and every move that the other one can do. They trained together for years while they were in The Royal Family. Joe Johnson grabs Exile and he sends him into the ropes, Exile comes off and Joe does an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Excellent!

ND: Now Joe goes for the cover, 1..................2.........but a kickout by Exile. Joe to his feet and he grabs Exile by the arm and sends him into one of the four corners. Exile flies in backfirst and Joe Johnson charges in right after. But ooooh Exile catches him out of midair and flapjacks him and Joe lands facefirst into the topturnbuckle!! Good God!! That was something!! Exile gets back up again and he goes over to Joe and drags him out of that corner.

JP: Exile picks Joe up and he bodyslams him in the middle of the ring. He then looks at Joe's leg and hooks in a figure four leglock!! Oh yes he got it on!! This could be it, this could be the end of Joe Johnson's title run!! Look at the pain in Joe's face!! He's fighting the pain here, he really is! But he is not tapping out just yet, he is holding on. What a man! But how long can he hold on, he is not that close to the ropes.

ND: Joe is now trying something else, he is trying to reverse this submission move!! Is it working......yessss....its working.... Joe reverses the figure four leglock and changes it into his Painkiller!!! Now its Joe who got Exile in a submission!!! I can't believe that we are seeing this!! Is Exile gonna tap out of this one? Is he? Exile is in pain, he is in severe pain, but he's not quitting. Exile is trying to reach the ropes now.

JP: And he gets closer and closer now. Ooh yess, he's almost there......yeahhh he got them. Exile grabbed a hold of the ropes and the referee is making Joe break the submission.

ND: Thats something.

JP: Hey whats that?

(On the titantron we see the following words "THE MESSIAH IS COMING").

ND: That can only mean one thing!! Oh yesss!!!

JP: Stop it Neil!

ND: Ok, ok. Joe picks up Exile and he hands out a couple of punches. He then irish whips him, but Exile reverses the irish whip and when Joe comes off the ropes Exile spears him back to the mat again!! Oooh man! And Exile is going for the cover now, 1...................2............but nooo Joe kicks out of it. Exile picks up Joe by the head and he sets him up for something!! He sets him up for his OUTCAST!!! But nooo Joe pushes Exile off of him just in time. Oh man that was so close.

JP: Whats Blade doing here? We see Hardcore Champion Blade coming out. He's the tagteampartner of Joe Johnson, but he is also Exile's brother. I wonder why he is coming out here. Blade reaches the ring and stands at ringside and watches what is going on in the ring. He sees that Joe Johnson grabs Exile by the arm and he irish whips him into the ropes. .

ND: But oooooh .....Exile flew straight into the referee and the referee is knocked down to the mat!!! Did you see that?!? The ref is down!! Joe picks Exile up again and irish whips him into the ropes again, Exile comes off and Joe grabs him and ...PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!! .....Ooh yesss!! But the referee is still knocked out.

JP: Joe now yells out to Blade to get a chair!! Oh nooo!!! On the outside we see that Blade grabs a chair and he slides into the ring with it. Joe picks up Exile and he holds his hands behind his back. What is gonna happen here?

ND: Joe screams to Blade to hit Exile with that steelchair!! But Blade hesitates!! Again Joe screams at Blade to slamm Exile with that steelchair!! But Blade keeps on hesitating!!

JP: Hey, its his brother.

ND: Joe sees that Blade is still hesitating and wooooowwww Joe shoves Exile into the steelchair that Blade is holding!!!! OOOH MY GODD!!!!

JP: Exile goes down, but wait a minute. The ref saw it all!! The ref gets back to his feet and he is calling for the bell to ring!! What is he calling it?? .......He's calling it a no-contest!! Exile should have won this thing!!! Joe Johnson should have been disqualified!! I can't believe it!! Unbelievable!!

(Commercials).

Blade: Look Chris about what happened?

Exile: WHAT HAPPENED?! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED! I SAW MY FACE CRASH INTO A CHAIR THAT WAS BEING HELD BE YOU!

Blade: No Chris you gotta listen…

Exile: IM TIRED OF LISTENING! IM TIRED OF EXCUSES AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT!

Blade: Just hear me out….

(Exile grabs the larger Blade and whips him into a set of lockers pinning him against them).

Exile: NO! YOU HEAR ME OUT!! SAPHIOS DEAD ALRIGHT! NOW YOU GOTTA DECIDE WHERE YOUR LOYALITIES ARE! ITS EITHER ME OR THEM MICHEAL! YOU CANT PLAY THE FIELD, MAKE YOUR CHOICE! FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT MIKE OR STAY OUT OF MY DAMN WAY!

(Exile drops Blade whos got a trickle of blood down his forehead. Exile storms off and the camera zooms in on Blades face).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Now wow!! Exile is putting his brother Blade on the spot there. He is gonna make Blade choose sides, either his side or Joe Johnsons side.

ND: Thats not fair of Exile to do. Especially now right before Blades big match against Sean Corvik.

JP: Hey, what do you expect man, Exile thinks Blade hit him with that steelchair. We know that Joe Johnson shoved him into the chair, but Exile might think that Blade slammed him with it.

ND: More to follow on that one I think. But now let us go on with the main event match. Two people who are suppose to be on the same side. Two champions. No titles at stake in this match.

JP: But there's more at stake here, its pride and prestige that counts. Lets get this party started.

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Rob Zombie's "Feel so numb" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat, awaiting his opponent).

(Then Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal Champion Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik comes out from behind the curtains. He got the Universal Title strapped around his waist and he makes his way to the ring and once he reaches it he slides in).

JP: The referee explain the rules to the two individuals and then the bell rings.

Ding ding ding

ND: Its on!! Blade and Corvik circle eachother for a while and then Corvik chops Blade and Blade goes into the ropes. Blade comes off the ropes and Corvik backdrops him to the mat!! The Universal Champion follows that up with bouncing himself into the ropes and doing a legdrop on top off Blade. The champion is on fire!! Corvik raises his hands in the air and he picks up Blade and sends him into the ropes again. When Blade comes off he takes him down with a viscious clothesline!!

JP: Corvik goes over to Blade and bends over to him, but at that moment Blade sweeps Corviks legs and he goes down!! Blade quickly jumps up and grabs Corvik by the head and DDT's him and plants his face into the mat!! Blade picks up Corvik and whips him into the ropes and when Corvik comes off he catches him with a big powerslam!! He follows it up with an elbowsmash!! Corvik is still down on the mat and Blade now jumps on top off him and starts to hand out several fists to the face!!

ND: After about 10 shots to the face Blade gets to his feet and he drags Corvik over to a corner. He then uses his boot to choke Corvik!! Corvik is struggling and the referee is making the count and after a 5 count he makes Blade stop the chokehold. The referee is trying to get Blade out of that corner, but its hard to stop Blade here! Oh man!! The guy is on a mission. The referee pushes Blade away and meanwhile Corvik uses the ropes to get back up again.

JP: Corvik bounces himself into the ropes and runs towards Blade and wowww hurricane DDT!!! Blade never even seen that one coming as the ref was blocking his view. Nice one referee. Corvik lifts up Blade from the mat and he goes over to the corner. He lifts Blade on the topturnbuckle and climbs on it aswell. Corvik grabs Blade by the tights and ....SUPERPLEX!!!! Oooh man, the master of the moves excells again!!! Corvik now goes for the cover, 1..........................2.........but Blade kicks out.

ND: Corvik to his feet and again he picks up Blade and drags him over to the second corner. He lifts Blade on the topturnbuckle and starts to climb on again. Corvik is on top again and he grabs Blade tights again, but this time when Corvik tries to superplex him, he blocks it!! Now Corvik tries again, but again Blade blocks it!! And now its Blade who grabs Corvik and .....HOLY SHITTTT!!!!.....BLADE JUST SUPERPLEXED CORVIK TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

JP: Both men landed on the concrete!! They definately must feel that in the morning, man what a move!!! Can't say I never seen that before, but it was still amazing!! Blade and Corvik are laying on the outside now. Not much movement to be seen in both of them. That was something, what a stunt by Blade.

ND: I think I see movement now.

JP: Yes, its Blade who is slowly getting up again. He uses the apron to get back up to his feet. He now moves over to Corvik again and he picks him up. He drags Corvik over to the apron and he slamms his head into it!! Blade follows that up with rolling Corvik back into the ring again. Blade uses the ringsteps to get back on the apron and then he goes over to the corner and climbs the topturnbuckle.

ND: Blade gets on the toprope and he jumps off and does a big elbow drop on Corvik. And he's going for the cover now. Is Blade going home with a win here? The ref counts, 1......................2............but Corvik kicks out. The champion is not giving up just yet!! Blade picks up Corvik, but a lowblow by Corvik. Yep, he even knows that move!! Corvik follows that up with shoving Blade into the corner and Blade flies in chestfirst.

JP: Corvik goes over and jumps on Blade and .....REVERSE HURRICANRANA!!! Wow, what a great move by Corvik!!! And now its Corvik who goes for the cover, 1.....................2...............but noooo, no three count. Blade could kick out of that one in the very last moment. Fascinating!! Corvik shakes his head and pulls up Blade and sends him into the ropes.

ND: When Blade goes into the ropes, he holds on to them. Corvik sees this and he charges in right after!! Blade sees this coming and lifts up his big boot and Corvik flies facefirst into it!!! Oh man!!! Corvik goes down and Blade makes the sign for his Blade Runner.

JP: But then we see Exile coming out. Blade's brother Exile runs down to the ring and he got a sledgehammer in his hands. Exile reaches ringside and climbs on the apron. Blade sees it and lets go off Corvik and goes over to the ropes. He stares at his brother and he has an angry look on his face. He's probly thinking why the hell his brother comes out here to ruin his match. The referee comes over and he makes Exile get off the apron.

ND: And Exile steps down again. Blade turns around towards Corvik and .......INSANITY"S EMBRACE......Corvik superkicks Blade to the mat!! This is it!! Its over!!! But what??!!?? Corvik only now notices Exile and he is not going for the cover. Corvik moves over to the ropes and yells at Exile. But at that same moment Exile climbs back on the apron again and he swings the sledgehammer he was holding behind his back and BASHES IT INTO CORVIKS HEAD!!!

JP: Good Godddd!!!! Corvik is busted open already there!!!

ND: Blade got up in the meantime and he grabs Corvik from behind and rolls him up. 1..............................2.......................3............. Yessss Blade gets the win!!! Shocking news, shocking news!! Blade gets the win!!! Too bad for him that the Universal Title wasn't at stake. Blade can thank his brother for this, ooh man!! It never stops. Exile and Corvik!!

JP: Exile drops the sledgehammer and he slides into the ring. He looks at Corvik who is out on the mat and he then stares at his brother Blade. The two brothers circle eachother for a bit and don't take theire eyes off eachother.

(My own summer starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes running out).

ND: Joe Johnson still has something to settle with Exile after his match earlier on. Joe Johnson reaches ringside and he slides in and charges in on Exile!!!

JP: But ooooooh wowwww!!! Blade comes in between Exile and Joe and there's a staredown between Joe and Blade. Oh my God!!! And then its Blade who all of a sudden kicks Joe Johnson into the midsection and he grabs him and ......BLADE RUNNER!!!! Oooh yesssss!!! Blade chose his brothers side!!! Blade just took down his tagteampartner and decided to back his brother up!!

ND: This makes me sick!!

JP: Exile and Blade now stare at eachother for a moment and then they shake hands and hug eachother and the crowd is loving it. Oh man what a way to end this night!

ND: Yeah tell me about it.

JP: Well folks I am John Pilchard and this was Venom!! See you next week.