(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Arcane Syth, Exile, Joe Johnson, Mystic, Blade and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).
John Pilchard: Good to see all of you back again. Its that time again, its VENOM Time!!
Neil Down: And now I get to say it, we are only one week away from our next PPV. John, did you already hear the name of our next PPV?
JP: Actually no I haven't.
ND: Then guess who does know.
JP: I don't know.
ND: I'll give you a hint. The guy who knows is highly underrated and always does a good job.
JP: Uhm, ...the janitor?
ND: NOOO!!!
JP: Then give me another hint.
ND: The guy is a babe-magnet and he sits right next to you right now.
(Pilchard turns his head around from left to right and lifts his shoulders).
JP: I don't know Neil.
ND: Aghhh!!! ME, JOHN, ME!!! I know it!
JP: Get out of here!
ND: No, seriously.
JP: Yeah its probly another rumour that you spread yourself like that Steel Brasco is on steroids and that we will have that Lydia vs. Jezebelle match at the PPV with that "Loser has to play in a porn movie" stipulation.
ND: Hey, I don't think that are rumours anymore. But do you want to know the name of the PPV or not?
JP: Yes please.
ND: EWCL's PPV that will take next week is called .....BURRIED DREAMS....!!
JP: Aha, intresting. So how did you know that?
ND: I got my sources John.
JP: Yeah I remember that. Ok, I hope we never lost viewers coz of this, but let us start off with the show. Tonight we only have 4 matches for you, but like we just said we are only one week away from the PPV so everyone wants to give it their best. The Main Event match is a handicap match. I think that commissioner Exile booked that match himself. Exile has to take on Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson.
ND: Exile thinks he's the King of the World here, coz he is taking on the Universal Champion and the Internet Champion. There is no way that Exile is gonna walk out of that ring as a winner. The only way he is gonna get out of that ring is on a stretcher.
JP: Is that what your source told you?
ND: No thats just my own humble personal opinion.
JP: The only titlematch tonight is the match between Hardcore Champion Blade and Arcane Syth. Blade has defended his title on several occasions, but this could be his toughest battle.
ND: Arcane has been on a winning streak and I wonder who is able to stop him.
JP: We also have a threeway match beween Prime Time Champion Mystic, MacBeth and "The Holy Saint" Daniel. I don't think that the Prime Time Title is at stake here.
ND: Finally the first match of the evening is a tagmatch between Steel Brasco and "The Extreme" James Maverick against The New Era members Mo'Bad and Drake Laps. We will get back to you about this match in a moment.
JP: Yes, first I wanna ask you Neil if you talked to Frank Styles yet?
ND: Frank who?
JP: FBI agent Frank Styles! Don't act like you don't know who he is. He talked about him many times, he's the man investigating Saphio's hit and run.
ND: Oooh that Frank Styles. Uhmm.....uh....I think we're gonna see a clip now.
(While Pilchard shakes his head and tries to get an answer out of Neil Down the titantron comes on and we see the wrestlers entrance door. The camera zooms and we see Commissioner Exile arriving. Exile has a smile on his face as he enters the building. He looks at the camera and drops his sportsbag on the ground. He is about to say something into the camera when we see that Sean Corvik arrives as well. Corvik enters the building and he notices Exile. Corvik walks over to Exile and taps him on the back. Exile turns around and looks straight in Corvik's face. Corvik grins for a slight moment and then hands out a right fist to Exile's face.
Exile returns the fist and thats the beginning of a brawl!! Rights and lefts are handed out, noone is taking the overhand in that fight. There are officials coming out and they try to break the fight up. Three officials are holding Exile, while two are holding Corvik. But then Corvik pushes those two officials away from him and grabs a hold of Exile and he gives him the OUTCAST on the concrete floor!! Exile is knocked out on the floor and Sean Corvik takes his sportsbag and heads off to the lockkerrooms).
(Scene fades out).
JP: Good God!! The battle between Corvik and Exile continues.
ND: Will it ever stop?
JP: Remember Christmas in Hell, Neil?
ND: I sure do. Exile threw Corvik off a 30ft balcony.
JP: I rest my case.
ND: Ok, I think its time for our first match.
JP: First match of the evening is a tagmatch. Steel and Maverick are teaming up to stop the New Era. To be specific Mo'Bad and Drake Laps off the New Era. Last week Laps won a threeway match from Steel and Maverick, but now its different. Now Steel and Maverick are on the same side.
ND: What I want to know is wether Laps can trust his own tagpartner.
JP: What do you mean?
ND: On several occasions Mo'Bad made very clear that he doesn't really appreciate Drake Laps. It has to do with their past in different federations I think.
JP: And I think Mo can't stand it that Laps is keeping The New Era on the map with his results.
ND: Ok, time to start.
("Maverick" starts to play and moments after "The Extreme" James Maverick appears on the top of the ramp. He wears a shirt that says "The Extremists". He starts his way down to the ring and we can hear some of the girls whistle at this new EWCL star. Maverick reaches ringside and slides in and waits for his opponents).
(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes out from behind the curtains. The former Prime Time Champion starts walking down the aisle and on his way to the ring he shakes hands with some of his Brascoites!! Brasco reaches ringside, uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and then takes off his hat and throws it in the audience, where a happy Brascoite grabs the hat out of the air. Steel slides in the ring and goes over to Maverick and they wait for their opponents).
(Bloodline Anthem by DMX starts to play and "That Conceited Bastard" Mo'Bad appears on the ramp. The crowd starts to boo this arrogant wrestler when they see him. Mo'Bad points to his New Era shirt, smirks and then makes his way to the ring. He finally reaches ringside and slides in and goes to his corner).
(Trust by Megadeth starts to play and Drake Laps comes out. He wears a "New Era" t-shirt and some of the crowd boos him coz of it. Drake Laps is holding a white mailbox with a red tag on it in his right hand. He points to "Boxie" with his left hand while he walks to the ring. He reaches ringside and places the mailbox on the apron and then he slides in the ring).
JP: After the ref is ready with explaining the rules its gonna be James Maverick who is gonna start off, but against who is he gonna start off? Thats the question. We see that Mo'Bad points towards Drake Laps to go the corner, but Laps is shaking no. Mo'Bad points his index finger to Laps' chest and tells him he should go to the corner coz he is gonna start this off. But again Laps shakes his head and refuses.
ND: Nice way to start this off.
JP: And look at Maverick!! He bounces himself into the ropes, he comes off and ....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! He takes both Mo'Bad and Drake Laps to the mat!!! Thats what you get when you keep hesitating. Maverick took charge here!! Mo'Bad charges in on Maverick but he grabs him and powerslams him to the mat. Maverick gets up and sees that Laps charges in on him now, but "The Extreme" counters with backdropping Laps!! Maverick is cleaning house here.
ND: Maverick grabs Mo'Bad by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside. He then goes over to Drake Laps and picks him up by the head. Maverick then irish whips Laps into the ropes, Laps comes off and ...Belly to belly suplex by Maverick!!! He goes for the pin, but Laps kicks out after a two count. Maverick gets back up again and he makes the tag to Steel. Steel comes in the ring and he picks Laps up and sends him into the ropes again.
JP: Laps comes off and Steel takes him down with a shouldertackle. Steel picks up Laps again and he sends him into one of the four corners. Laps flies in backfirst and Steel charges in right away, but ooooh Laps moves out of the way in time and Steel flies in shoulderfirst!! He must feel that!! Laps first wants to make the tag to Mo'Bad, who got back on the apron. But Laps then changes his mind and he grabs Steel and he irish whips him into the opposite corner.
ND: Steel flies in backfirst and Laps charges in right away and jumps on Steel and does a moneky flip!! Laps quickly picks up Steel and executes a snap suplex!! Maverick is calling out to Steel to make the tag, but Steel is too far away from him. Laps bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop on Steel's face. Drake then goes over to his corner and tags in Mo'Bad.
JP: Mo'Bad comes in and the first thing he does is go over to Mavericks corner and he slaps him in the face!! Ooh man the nerve of that man!! Maverick wants to come in the ring, but the referee blocks him and makes him stay on the apron! Mo'Ba chuckles and then he picks up Steel, but oooh Steel with a lowblow!! Mo'Bad goes down to one knee and Steel bounces himself into the ropes. Steel comes off and ....wow Mo'Bad counters with a spinning heelkick!! Steel definately wasn't expecting that!!
ND: Mo'Bad rushes to the corner and jumps on the bottom ropes, uses them as a springboard and does a moonsault and lands on Steel!! Mo'Bad gets up again, rushes again to the corner and jumps on the second rope, uses that as a springboard and does another moonsault!! But Mo'Bad gets up again and this time he jumps on the toprope, uses that as a springboard and does another moonsault on Steel!!! Wowww thats crazy man, supercrazy!!!
JP: Mo'Bad is going for the cover now, this could be it! 1........................2.............but Maverick comes in and he breaks the count!! Close, that was very close!! Maverick goes back to his corner again and Mo'Bad gets up again and he tags in Laps. Laps gets in and picks up Steel and sends him into the ropes again, but when he bounces in the ropes Maverick pads him on the back and thus makes the tag.
ND: Steel comes off and Laps hops over Steel, but ooooh he didn't see Maverick and "The Extreme" catches him out of the air and does a spinebuster!!! Good God, nice move there!!! In the meantime Steel goes back to his corner and Maverick picks up Drake. Maverick grabs his head and goes for a DDT, but Laps shoves Maverick off of him and he flies chestfirst into the nearest corner!!
JP: Laps charges in on him and jumps on Mavericks shoulders and ooooh yeah .....REVERSE HURRICANRANA!!! Great move!!! Laps goes for the cover now, 1........................2..........but a kickout. Laps picks Maverick up and he body slamms him back to the mat again. Laps then tags in Mo'Bad. Mo'Bad climbs the topturnbuckle right away. He stands on top and he goes for a frogsplash and .....OOOOH HE HITS THE KNEESS!!!
ND: Maverick lifts his knees up in time and Mo flew straight into them!!! Maverick rolls himself over to his corner and he tags in Steel!! Steel comes in and picks Mo up and ...GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!! Steel picks Mo up again, but oooh Mo rakes Steel in the eyes!! Mo then motions to Drake Laps and Laps knows what he means. Mo'Bad grabs Steels arm and he irish whips him, at the same moment Drake Laps picks up the mailbox he brought to the ring.
JP: But ooooh Steel reverses the irish whip in the last moment and Mo'Bad flies into the ropes and at the same moment Laps swings with the mailbox and he hits his own tagpartner!!! OOOH NOOOO!! That definately wasn't the intention. Laps is shocked and he drops the mailbox to the ground. On the other side Maverick is shouting out coz Laps used a weapon!!! The referee goes over to Maverick and Laps takes that opportunity to climb in the ring and he charges in on Steel and ...HURRICANRANA!!!
ND: Laps quickly picks up Steel and .....gives him THE LAST LAP!!!!.....Laps then rolls the knocked out Mo'Bad on top off Steel and rolls out of the ring himself. At the same moment the referee turns around again and he sees Mo'Bad covering Steel and he makes the count. 1...............................2..............................3...... Yeah, The New Era strikes again!!!
JP: They cheated though!!
ND: But it almost backfired on them.
JP: But still they cheated!!
ND: Agh, details John, pure details.
(Commercials).
The opening riffs of "Iron Butterfly's In-a-gadda-da-vida" starts to play and Cazzo moves his head to the beat. He then rolls himself a cigarette and lights it. There then appears a smile on his face as he looks at the mini-fridge thats standing behind his desk. He opens it and takes a bottle of beer out of the fridge. He opens the bottle, takes a sip and sits down again).
(At that moment there's a knock on the door. The person who knocked doesn't wait for a response but enters immediately. Its Bo Lucas, EWCL's financial advisor. Like usual he wears a black suit and he got a couple of papers in his hands. When he enters he looks surprised coz the curtains are closed and the music is playing and all. He then shakes his head for a moment and hands the papers over to Cazzo).
Bo: Hey Eric, you awake?
Prez Cazzo: Sure I am awake. Can't a man smoke a cigarette, have a drink and listen to some Butterfly during worktime? Huh, where does it say, thats not allowed?
Bo: Wow, take it easy now Eric. I didn't want to offend you. (like I got no reason for that *he whispers*)
Prez Cazzo: What did you say?
Bo: Nothing Eric. But I have very good news for you.
Prez Cazzo: I already know. (He points to the fridge)
Bo: Nooo, not the fridge. Even better news!
Prez Cazzo: Even better news??!!??
Bo: Yes, just take a look at those papers.
Prez Cazzo: Whats with the papers?
Bo: It are contracts. They only need to be signed and then we are out of trouble.
Prez Cazzo: You're kidding right?
Bo: No, I am not. Once again you were right Eric. I had several meetings with a couple of beer and whiskey brands the last couple of days and this is the result. Three Contracts, Eric!! HEINEKEN, BUDWEISER and JACK DANIELS!! You know what that means?
Prez Cazzo: Free beer forever!!!
Bo: Noooo, that means we are out of trouble. Our financials problems are gone now. Gone forever!!
Prez Cazzo: Yeah but also free beer forever. (he holds up his bottle of beer in the air). CHEERS!!! This calls for a celebration!!
Bo: You better first sign those contracts Eric.
(Cazzo takes a pen and quickly puts his signature under the three contracts and hands them over to Bo).
Bo: I'll handle this.
Prez Cazzo: Great!! Haha!! This calls for a celebration!!!
(As Bo Lucas walks out the door, Cazzo is still shouting out thats its time to celebrate).
Prez Cazzo: Ok, I got the booze, I got the smokes, I got the music. There's only one thing missing and thats.....THE WOMEN!!!....Ok, who can I call. Hmmm.......Pamela....nooo, the bitch dumped me.....Lydia ....noooo she's a nun these days so I doubt she's ready to PARTY!! .........Hmmm who else?.....Hey, there's an idea..........
(Then the scene fades out).
JP: Somebody is happy.
ND: Dammit, I start to like that guy more and more.
JP: Why?
ND: His attitude sure changed after he started drinking, good for him.
JP: Do you actually think before words come out of your mouth?
ND: What?
JP: Agh, nevermind. Good news is that the financial problems are gone, at least for now. You never know what happens.
ND: Next match, please!
JP: Threeway match between Mystic, "The Holy Saint" Daniel and MacBeth. There's alot to tell about these three people. First of all the relation between Mystic and The New Era. The last couple of weeks Mystic was attacked a few times by The New Era. Last week Mystic was suppose to fight Mo'Bad but he didn't even make it to the ring as he was attacked by all three New Era members. Mystic was lucky that he sorta got rescued by James Maverick and Steel Brasco.
ND: Then the story between MacBeth and Daniel. The story is kinda clear. Two weeks ago they had a match and Daniel beat MacBeth. Daniel wants to take the pornography out of MacBeth, if thats possible I don't know, hehe. Anyway, last week we had a mixed tagteammatch. Daniel and Lydia against MacBeth and Jezebelle. In the end it were Lydia and Daniel who got the win. But what I and probly the people remember is when Jezebelle ripped Lydia's nun's outfit off!!. For a fraction of a second we saw what Lydia got under her robe and I can't say I was disappointed, hehe.
JP: NEIL!! She's a nun for crying out loud!!
ND: Hey even nuns got a body!!
JP: You are pathetic Neil.
ND: And proud of it!!
JP: Now tonight its a threeway match and I think I even believe its gonna be a elimination match here.
ND: Hey, were you talking to my source?
JP: Ha, so I am right?
ND: Yes, its a no-dq elimination match. But once again let me say thats its a non-title match.
("Simon Says" blares out the house speakers while the lights around the entrance turn a shade of blue as fog fills the entranceway. MacBeth slowly makes his way out and proceeds to non-chalantly walk down to the ring egging on the crowd with lude gestures. He slides under the bottom rope and hops up on a turnbuckle to give the crowd a crotch chop. He hops down with a finger in the air).
(MacBeth then asks for a mic).
MacBeth: Coming to the ring, hailing from the Realm of Limbo, she is the BITCH Queen of HARDCORE, JEZEBELLE!
(The lights in the arena go out as "Living Dead Girl (Subliminal Seduction Mix)" by Rob Zombie begins to blare out. Jezebelle's logo flashes across all the screens in the arena as green light fills the arena. Jezebelle comes out through the fog in the entrance carrying her trademark Singapore cane. Jez wears black leather pants with black biker/combat boots. She wears a black leather tank top with a bit of a low-cut (some cleavage is showing). She has a black fingerless glove on her left hand taped at the wrist with black tape. Her right hand is taped up in black tape. She also has black leather arm-bands on both her biceps. She walks down the aisle moving the cane up and down in her fist. She reaches ringside and stays on the outside).
(Jesus Christ Superstar hits on the P.A. as Daniel and Lydia walk down to the ring. Lydia is wearing a nun outfit and Daniel has on a long ministers robe. A large cross flashes on the Titantron. The two walk down to the ring while Daniel screams you can be saved to fans in the front row. Daniel and Lydia get in the ring and Daniel climbs onto the second rope and screams "Whos your savior?" He sheds the robe, revealing his black t-shirt, black windpants and taped up fists. Daniel kneels in the corner and blesses himself and prays, while Lydia climbs out of the ring).
(Then Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out. The Prime Time Champion raises his hands in the air and starts to run to the ring. Mystic takes his time to walk to ringside. He marches down the aisle and when he reaches ringside he first goes over to Jay Blue and hands his title over to him. Mystic then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
JP: The referee explains the rules and then we can begin.
Ding ding ding
ND: On the outside we see that Jezebelle looks at Lydia with a grin on her face. She then looks in the ring and sees that MacBeth charges into Daniel. MacBeth and Daniel start to trade punches right from the start. Nobody is giving in here, its MacBeth with a viscious right one and Daniel counters that with a big uppercut. Mystic is just standing on the other side of the ring and he watches it all. But after Daniel irish whips MacBeth into the ropes, Mystic comes in and he dropkicks Daniel to the mat!
JP: MacBeth comes off the ropes and he does an elbow drop on Mystic. MacBeth gets to his feet and he drags Mystic over to the nearest corner and then puts his boot to Mystics throat and starts to choke him!! The ref is trying to stop MacBeth, but he only pushes the referee away. Mystic is struggling and trying to get out of that choke. From behind MacBeth its Daniel who grabs him and german suplexes MacBeth to the mat!!! Daniel picks up MacBeth and ....MICHINOKU DRIVER...straight into the mat!!
ND: Daniel makes a cross and picks up MacBeth and sets him up for the "Penance of Your Sins" Piledriver! He lifts MacBeth up, and at the same moment Mystic climbed the topturnbuckle. He waits till Daniel is about to piledrive MacBeth and then Mystic jumps off the toprope on MacBeth and gives that piledriver an extra boost!! Oh man, MacBeths brain sure got busted into the mat like that!! What a tagteammove that could be!!
JP: MacBeth is knocked out and Mystic and Daniel tie up. Daniel hooks in a headlock but Mystic comes in with an elbow and Daniel lets go off the headlock. Mystic then sends Daniel into the ropes and when he comes off he does a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker!! Excellently done!! Mystic picks up Daniel again and he lifts him up and suplexes him backfirst into the mat!! Mystic goes for the cover, 1............2.......but Daniel kicks out.
ND: MacBeth slides to the outside and Jezebelle hands him over a steelchair. MacBeth slides back in the ring again and he sets the chair up in the middle of the ring. Mystic picks up Daniel and he irish whips him into the ropes. Daniel comes off and ....MacBeth with a drop-toe hold and Daniel goes facefirst into the chair!! Oh man!! MacBeth then picks up the chair and folds it again. He waits till Daniel gets back up to his knees and .....BAMMMM....he bashes the steelchair into Daniel's head!!
JP: MacBeth then turns to Mystic and .. BAMMMM... he also whacks him in the head with the steelchair. MacBeth laughs and drops the chair and he then slides to the outside and walks up towards Lydia. Lydia is yelling for Daniel to get back up, but he doesn't hear her. Lydia sees that MacBeth is walking towards her, and she starts walking back, but she forgot about Jezebelle. Jezebelle comes up from behind her and grabs her hands behind her back.
ND: RIPP HER CLOTHES OFF AGAIN!!
JP: NEILL!! SHUT UP!!
ND: ....
JP: MacBeth is standing in front of Lydia now, while Jezebelle is holding her. MacBeth is checking Lydia out right now. Lydia is calling out for Daniel, and MacBeth puts his finger on her lips. Lydia bites MacBeth finger and MacBeth freaks out coz of that and wants to slap her in the face. But its Daniel who got back up again and he gets on the apron and .....HOLY ROLLER!!! A front flip off the apron and he lands on MacBeth and takes him down to the floor!!!
ND: Daniel landed on MacBeth and he starts to hand out punches to his face!! Daniel is letting everything out here now!! But he is unaware that Mystic climbed on the topturnbuckle. Mystic is on now and he moonsaults off the toprope and lands on both his opponents!! Oh man what a mess on the outside!! All three competitors are laying on the concrete now!! And Jezebelle is still holding Lydia.
JP: The ref starts his count. 1....2.....3.....4......5....6...and its Mystic who is getting up again. He picks MacBeth up and rolls him back into the ring again. Mystic then gets in the ring aswell after that. On the outside Daniel uses the apron to get back to his feet. He then sees that Jezebelle is still holding Lydia. Daniel walks up to her and tells Jezebelle to let go off Lydia. But ofcourse Jezebelle doesn't listen to Daniel, she only laughs at him and challenges him to make her let go off Lydia.
ND: But Daniel refuses to hit Jezebelle, that goes against his principles. But instead Lydia mulekicks Jezebelle and the Bitch Queen of Hardcore lets go off Lydia.
JP: In the ring Mystic and MacBeth are getting it on again. Mystic grabbed MacBeth from behind and waistlocks him and sets him up for a backdrop suplex. He is about to lift MacBeth up, but then all of a sudden its Drake Laps who comes running out with his mailbox. He rushes to the ring and slides in. Drake Laps swings his mailbox, but at the same moment MacBeth reverses the waistlock and ....BAMMMMM....Laps hits his New Era partner MacBeth in the head with that mailbox!!!
ND: MacBeth goes down and Laps is shocked once more!! This sure isn't his night here!! But Laps doesn't hesitate for a moment and he swings the mailbox again and......BAMMMMM!!!!.....also nails Mystic with it and the Prime Time Champion goes down aswell!!! Laps then quickly leaves ringside again.
JP: Daniel slides back into the ring again and he goes to cover both Mystic and MacBeth. With his left hand he covers MacBeth and with his right hand he covers Mystic. The ref counts and. 1.........................2........................3........BOTH Mystic and MacBeth have been eliminated!!! And Daniel gets the win here!!! What an amazing win here!!!
(Daniel gets up and he looks if Lydia is ok. Jezebelle got in the ring and she is checking on MacBeth. Daniel climbs out of the ring and together with Lydia they leave ringside).
ND: Hey thats something.
JP: What?
ND: Its a Daniel match but we haven't seen Arcane Syth yet. I think the last 4 to 5 weeks he made some sort of appearance before/during of after a Daniel match. But now we haven't seen him yet.
JP: Well maybe he is preparing for his Hardcore Title match with Blade.
ND: And maybe his hands and feet still hurt from that cruxifixion.
(Daniel and Lydia have reached the top of the ramp and then the lights go out for a second, they come on again and Daniel and Lydia are frantically looking around. But there is noone there. The only thing they hear is loud laughing: "HA HA HA HAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA.......BURRIED DREAMS.............HA HA HA HAAAAA").
JP: Thats definately Arcane's voice!! He did not forget about these two here!!
(The frightened Lydia gets closer to Daniel and he holds her and they disappear behind the curtains).
(Commercials).
Although Cazzo said he was gonna have a party, he's the only one in the office, but that doesn't seem to bother him. A few moments later there's a knock on the door and the door opens. Through all the smoke we see thats its a woman who enters the office. She closes the door and the girl dressed in leather goes over to Cazzo. Cazzo looks to his left shoulder and smiles).
Girl: Sup, you called for me?
Prez Cazzo: Yeah I did, Jezebelle!!! I'm having a private party here and I could use some company!!
Jezebelle: You got whiskey?
Prez Cazzo: Plenty!!
Jezebelle: You got some badass rock music to play?
Prez Cazzo: You bet!!
Jezebelle: You got a leather couch?
Prez Cazzo: Absolutely!!
Jezebelle: Then I am your girl!! Lets party!!
(We then see the corridors outside of Cazzo's office. FBI agent Frank Styles arrives at Cazzo's office and he knocks on the door. He does hear music but there is no reply so he knocks on the door again. Again he doesn't get a reply. Just when he wants to open the door Bo Lucas taps him on the shoulder).
Bo Lucas: I'm sorry but the Prez is in a meeting at the moment. Can you come back later?
Frank Styles: This is quite important though. I might have a lead in the investigation.
Bo Lucas: Oh really? What is it?
Frank Styles: I can't tell you.
Bo Lucas: So did you finish talking to everyone?
Frank Styles: Not yet. There is one person that I definately want to talk to.
Bo Lucas: Who?
Frank Styles: I can't tell you with the camera on.
(Bo Lucas then puts his hand in front of the camera and the scene fades out).
(Scene fades out).
JP: That was intresting. Uhum...its time for our next match. Next up is a match for the Hardcore Title. Hardcore Champion Blade has to defend his title here. His opponent is noone else but Arcane Syth. Arcane Syth earned this title shot because he beat Iman Sain last week.
ND: He didn't beat him, he destroyed him. And after that match with Iman Sain, Corvik came out and also demolished Iman Sain. I wonder if Corvik is gonna show up again, especially after everything that happend during the week.
JP: You must be referring to that weird cruxifixion we have seen. Corvik nailed Arcane to a wooden cross, now that was freaky shit.
ND: He surely proved a point towards "The Holy Saint" Daniel there. Arcane is willing to go as far as "OUR SAVIOUR" to get back at Daniel. Now thats definately frightning.
JP: Oh yes it is. I wonder if he is able to fight tonight, I mean I doubt those wounds are healed.
ND: We'll see John, he's a strong man.
(At that moment the lights go out and and Biblebasher starts to play real loud over the pa system. The lights come on again while Biblebasher is still playing. Arcane Syth is standing on the ramp and he slowly starts to make his way down to the ring. The audience is absolutely silent. Arcane reaches ringside and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Rob Zombie's "Feel so numb" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat).
Ding ding ding
JP: Ok, this match is on. Blade and Arcane circle eachother for 10 seconds and then they lock up. Blade locks in a side headlock and he then pushes Arcane into the ropes. Arcane comes off the ropes and does a flying forearm and he takes Arcane down to the mat. Blade picks Arcane up and he sets him up for a DDT and plants Arcane's head into the mat!!! OOH yess!! Blade is up again and he grabs Arcane by the mask and he hands out a couple of chops.
ND: Blade then irish whips Arcane into the ropes. Arcane comes off and Blade does a powerslam and takes Arcane down!! Blade goes for the first cover in the match, 1............................2.............but Arcane kicks out. Blade grabs Arcane by the mask again and sends him into the ropes again. Arcane goes into the ropes and he holds on to them. Blade comes charging in, but Arcane sees it coming and he backdrops Blade over the toprope to the outside!!
JP: Blade is laying on the outside and in the ring we see that Arcane puts his hand on his mask. He stands still for a couple of seconds and he then slides to the outside. He goes over to Blade and he picks him up and ...ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Blade goes down to the floor and Arcane drags him over to the spanish announcetable. He picks Blade up by the head and he ramms Blade's head into the table!!
ND: Arcane repeats this for about 5 times. He then lifts Blade up and he executes a cross arm suplex on the outside!!! Oh man, this man knows how to beat somebody up. Arcane takes his time and now he drags Blade over to the nearest ringpost. He picks Blade up and wants to bash his head into the ringpost, but Blade blocks it and BAMMMMM....sends Arcane's head into the ringpost!!
JP: Blade does this again and he then rolls Arcane back into the ring again. Blade follows in after and he picks Arcane up and sends him into the ropes. Arcane comes off and Blade grabs him by the throat!! Blade is about to chokeslam Arcane, but Arcane is able to get out of it in time and he pushes Blade away from him!! Blade charges in right away but Arcane does a standing sidekick and nails Blade in the face with it!!
ND: Blade goes down and Arcane lifts him up and does his double underhook backbreaker on him!!! Blade is down on the mat and Arcane moves over and starts to kick him in the head like a madman, oh man!! Look at the intensity!!! Unbelievable!!!
JP: The weary Arcane grabs Blade and...DEICIDE!! Do we have a new Hardcore champion? Arcane covers. 1.....2.....
(The lights cut out in the arena and a neon green lifeline is shown beeping across the screen in a steadily decreasing pace).
JP: Oh my God! Again? What are Corvik's intentions? What is his relationship with Arcane Syth?!
(The opening riffs of "Died" by Alice in Chains shoot from the loudspeakers. Green strobes erratically bathe the ring and the audience so that it is visible that the referee has stopped counting and Arcane Syth, with an angry look on his face, steps on the middle ring rope and awaits the arrival of Sean Corvik).
*I could climb until I reach where angels reside*
(Corvik predictably emerges from the top of the ramp as the green lifeline has completely gone flat. The arena is still coated in a sick looking moss green).
*Ask around to find out where the junkies applied*
(He proceeds down the ramp, his icy eyes focusing on Arcane).
*But you up and leave me on this rock all alone*
ND: Damn John this is weird, what's the deal?
*It's my fault for knowing not what I should have known.*
(The bass hits continue as Corvik takes his time going down the ramp. Blade is still knocked out cold in the centre of the ring).
*I could fall until I touch the sinister side*
JP: I don't know Neil but I think something is about to erupt...
*Visit all attractions flippin' back and aside*
(Sean has now reached the bottom of the ramp, not taking his gaze off Arcane's, the same as in the past two weeks. Blade's body stirs a bit).
*Still you leave me rotting on this rock all alone*
(The Universal Champion slowly makes his way up the ring steps. Syth keeps his guard and Blade slowly makes it to his knees).
*It's my fault for knowing not what I should have known*
ND: I don't like this John, I don't like this at all. I haven't heard anything from the crowd, it's a strange silence.
*Oh, my heart is tired of beating slow.*
(Corvik steps in the ring, next to the Hardcore Champion who has now made it to his feet).
*It's been depleating since you...Died*
JP: The lights shoot back on in an amazing brilliance and he grabs Blade in position for the Blade Runner. But looking toward Syth...he drops it! And...what's this...SEAN CORVIK EXECUTES DEICIDE ON BLADE! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
ND: Look at Arcane! He's fuming! I feel sorry for Sean Corvik right now!
JP: I feel even worse for Blade, he just took two Deicides! And look, Corvik is telling Arcane to pin Blade! This is his retribution for Blade, but why the Deicide?!
ND: My God Arcane is furious! He's turning red! Arcane grabs Blade. Oh no, not again! Not again! He'll break Blade in half!
JP: Arcane gives Blade Deicide for a third time! Blade cannot get up from this, there's no way!
ND: Arcane keeps looking at Corvik and presses his foot on the chest of Blade! The ref, regaining his composure, falls and makes the count! 1.....2.....3! In convincing fashion Arcane Syth has become the Hardcore Champion! But what now?!
JP: Arcane is heading toward Corvik, here we go!!
ND: But Corvik...Corvik holds a hand out in front of him and Arcane stops!
JP: Why did he stop? What is running through Arcane's mind right now?!
ND: He tries to attack again, but again Corvik nods to him and holds out his hand. Arcane is backing off! Look at that! And wait, check out the Cazzotron!
(On the Cazzotron in green against a black backdrop reads: "Keep your fangs from my hand. For I am YOUR salvation!")
JP: What the hell? Sean Corvik is Arcane's salvation? What could that mean?!
(Corvik exits from the ring, walking back up the ramp, still leaving Arcane puzzled. After Corvik is out of visible range, Arcane jumps out of the ring and grabs the Hardcore Championship belt from Jay Blue, making his way to the back).
(Commercials).
Frank Styles: Hello I am FBI agent Frank Styles. I am investi...
ND: Investigating Saphio's hit and run. Yeah we know that by now, you don't have to say that everytime you know. So what do you want?
Frank Styles: I want to talk to you Mr. Down.
JP: Busted!!
ND: ME??!!?? Uuuh,....uhm....why?
Frank Styles: I have a couple of questions for you. And seeing that your car was used during that hit and run, makes you a suspect aswell.
ND: A suspect?? I got an alibi, I was here, I was announcing the tagmatch between Punisher and Dan against Spahio and Corvik. Tell him John, tell him I was here.
JP: Well you did leave quite fast after that match was over.
ND: What?
JP: Yes you did, Neil.
ND: I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REMEMBER?!?
JP: Fact is that you did leave.
Frank Styles: Aha, intresting. So how was your relation with The Punisher?
ND: Wh.....What?
JP: He asked how your relation was with The Punisher.
ND: He's a good friend of mine, we always hang out and all.
JP: Hey, don't lie Neil. You can't stand his guts. Just be honoust here.
Frank Styles: Aha, real intresting. So you also had a motive and you also have no alibi.
ND: Don't we all. Hey man, I am a victim here aswell you know. My car was stolen and driven to pieces, I don't deserve this treatment. What do you want from me?
Frank Styles: I want the truth!!
ND: You can't handle the truth!!
Frank Styles: Stuff it Down, as of now you are suspect NUMERO UNO!!
ND: Hey man, look at all the others with no alibi and a motive. There's Cazzo, Daniel, Arcane Syth, Steel Brasco, Mo'Bad and The New Era, Mystic and don't forget about other enemies that The Punisher had from his past.
Frank Styles: I know enough for now. But Down, I command you not to leave town.
ND: What the hell!! I don't deserve this.
Frank Styles: And you better be around next week coz then I have something very intresting to show. Something that can change this entire investigation.
JP: What do you mean?
Frank Styles: All I can say right now is that we found out that a couple of days ago that a surveillance camera taped parts of what happend on that night. Unfortunately the tape got damaged, so at the moment the lab is still trying to save parts of the tape. It all should be done by next week.
ND: How convenient.
(Frank Styles then gets up from his seat and leaves ringside). ND: Oh man, I can't believe this. I can't believe that I am the prime suspect in a murder case.
JP: I know Neil, we all know that you don't have the guts to kill anyone.
ND: I know.
JP: Don't worry Neil, if you are innocent then you got nothing to worry about.
ND: But what if someone is trying to frame me.
JP: Now who would want to do that?
ND: Don't underestimate me John, I have a lot of enemies.
JP: Yeah probly all pimps who you owe money to.
ND: Hey, how did you know?
JP: Ok then, its time for our main event match of the evening. Its a handicap match between Exile against Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson.
ND: What in the world was Exile thinking when he booked that match. He really overrates himself there. Sure he beat Corvik in the past and he did good last week against Joe Johnson. But this is two against one, the Universal and the Internet champion together. The former undefeated tagteamchampions together. I wonder how Exile is gonna get out of this alive.
(Born of a broken man starts to play and commissioner Exile appears on the top of the ramp. The crowd starts to cheer him on as he makes his way to the ring. On his way he greets some of the fans. He finally reaches ringside and he slides in).
(My own summer by the Deftones starts to play and Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson appear from behind the curtains. They stand still on the ramp for a moment and listen to the crowds reaction. The reaction is pretty bad, there are alot of boos coming from the crowd. Corvik and Joe then start their way to the ring. They reach ringside and they hand their titles over to Jay Blue before they enter the ring).
Ding ding ding
JP: Exile is gonna start off against Sean Corvik here. Corvik and Joe are still talking abit, but Exile already attacks Corvik!! Exile and Corvik trade punches back and forth. Exile takes the advantage with a quick kick to the gut and a thunderous chop that knocks the breath out of Corvik. Corvik staggers into the nearest corner and Exile comes in and begins a series of kicks to the lower back of Corvik. He follows that up with a couple of shoulderblocks into the back!!
ND: Exile then whips Corvik into the opposite corner. Corviks back strikes hard into the turnbuckle. Exile rushes in but he flies face first into Corviks right foot!! Corvik managed to lift his leg in time!! Exile staggers backwards and Corvik climbs the second rope and he jumps off and takes Exile to the mat with a flying forearm from the toprope!! Exile is down and Corvik starts to stomp down on him. Corvik then picks up Exile and ....TORNADO DDT!!!
JP: He plants Exiles face into the middle of the ring. Corvik goes for the cover, but Exile kicks out after two. Corvik picks Exile up again and drags him over to his corner. Sean then tags in his partner Joe Johnson. Joe comes in and together with Corvik they irish whip Exile into the ropes. Exile comes off and Corvik and Joe double flapjack Exile!!! And Exile goes high into the air and lands facefirst into the mat!! What a bump! Oh my Goddd!!!
ND: Corvik goes back to his own corner and Joe picks up Exile and he sends him into a corner. Exile flies in hard and Joe goes over and sets him in a tree of woe position. Johnson then takes a few steps backwards and then he charges in and ..THE CROSS OF BURDEN.... a baseball slide into Exile's face!!! Joe now drags Exile out of the corner and he picks him up and suplexes him back to the mat!!
(At that moment the titantron comes on and it shows the words: "THE MESSIAH IS COMING"!! Joe looks up to the titantron and smirks. He then turns back to Exile).
JP: Johnson picks up Exile once more, but oooh Exile with a jawbreaker!!! Nice counter by Exile!! The commissioner now bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and charges in on Joe Johnson and SPEARS him to the ground!!! Good God!!! Exile is going for the cover now, can he win this thing? 1......................2.............but a kickout by Joe. Man, its something to see all three former Royal Family members together in the ring again.
ND: Exile now goes for Joe's legs and he hooks in a figure four leglock. We saw this last week, Exile put a figure four leglock on Joe aswell there, but Joe could reverse it that time. What can he do now? Exile got it under control and Joe is in pain. His facial expression shows that he is most definately in pain right now. Joe tries to reach the ropes, but he is too far away. He is also too far away to make the tag to Corvik.
JP: But I doubt Joe is gonna tap out here!! Exile is holding on to the figure four leglock, but then its Sean Corvik who gets in the ring and he does a low dropkick and hits Exile straight in the face!! Exile has to let go of the leglock and Joe Johnson turns Exile around and hooks in his Painkiller right away!!! HOLY SHIT!! The excitement!!! Now its Exile in pain, just like last week Joe is able to change into the Painkiller. With a little help from Corvik though.
ND: Exile is trying to go for the ropes now. Joe got the submission hooked in, but he can't execute it perfectly coz he is in pain from that figure four leglock. Exile slowly reaches the ropes now, he is almost there now. A few more inches to go and ....he reaches them!!! And the referee is making Exile break the submission. But Joe is not letting go!!! He pulls Exile back to the middle of the ring again now!!
JP: Again the referee tries to make Joe break the move. But Joe is holding on and Exile is screaming it out from the pain now!! The referee now tries to push Joe off of Exile. At this works as Joe lets go off Exile's legs. Joe turns to the referee now and pushes him and asks for an explanation!! Behind Joe's and the referee's back its Corvik who gets in the ring and oooh noooo now its Corvik who hooks in the PAINKILLER on Exile!!!
ND: Corvik sure is on a trip that he likes to use other peoples moves and finishers!! Again Exile is screaming it out from the pain. Joe Johnson is blocking the referee's view now, but the ref can hear Exile screaming so again he pushes Joe aside and sees what Corvik is doing. The ref really doesn't have control in this match. He now is trying to get Corvik out of the ring. I think he even threatens them with a disqualification.
JP: Ok, Corvik has let go off Exile now and he gets back to his corner. But I think the damage has already been done!! Exile is hurt badly. Exile is crawling over to the ropes and he tries to use the ropes to get back up again. Joe Johnson walks over to him and kicks him in the back and Exile falls back to the mat again. Joe chuckles and goes over to Corvik and tags him in.
ND: Corvik comes in and he taunts Exile for a while. He waits till Exile is on his knees and then he kicks him down again. This repeats itself for a couple of times. Oh man they are really taking Exile apart here!! Exile's back really must be hurting. Corvik taunts Exile some more and shouts out a couple of things to him. Exile is not giving up though and again he uses the ropes to get back up again. Corvik then grabs his arm and he sends him into the ropes.
JP: Exile comes off and Corvik goes for an Insanity's Embrace Superkick!! But oooooohhh Exile grabs Corviks leg and hooks in an anklelock!!! Exile is able to turn this thing again, I can't believe it!!
ND: But Joe comes in right away and he kicks Exile in the head and he lets go off the anklelock!! Exile gets to his feet and goes for Joe, but the referee comes in between and makes Joe go back to his corner. Exile then turns around towards Corvik again and......INSANITY'S EMBRACE...... Corvik hit him in the face and Exile goes down!!
JP: Corvik picks Exile up and ......OUTCAST!!!!.......He did Exile's own finisher on him!!!! How humiliating!!! Corvik goes for the cover and. 1................................2............................3...........Its over!! Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson have the win in this handicap match!!! But Exile fought hard.
(Corvik now bends over Exile and he spits on Exile and follows that up with a couple of kicks to the head. Corvik then goes over to Joe and they both raise their hands in the air while the crowd booos them. Joe and Corvik then slide out of the ring and leave ringside).
JP: Oh man, I can't wait for next week. Next week its BURRIED DREAMS!!!....EWCL'S NEXT PPV!! And its almost certaint that Sean Corvik and Exile will face eachother for the Universal Title in the Main Event!!!
ND: Oh yes John, you can count on that!!
JP: So people I see no way why you wouldn't turn in next week. Its gonna be steaming!! Hope to see you then. This is John Pilchard. Goodbye!