(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Alexander Glory, Exile, Joe Johnson, Mystic, Blade, Drake Laps, The Punisher and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark. This is followed by the words: EWCL VENOM IS SPONSORED BY BUDWEISER!!).

(Then the titantron shows highlights of last weeks Buried Dreams. We first see Drake Laps winning the Prime Time Title by beating Mystic in a ladder match. Those scenes are followed by Chris Christs run in during the Joe Johnson versus Blade match. Furthermore we see Arcane Syth defeating "The Holy Saint" Daniel. Then we see FBI Frank Styles say his things and finally we see clips of the main event match in which Sean Corvik made Exile tap out. This is followed by the scenes when Alexander Glory returned and said goodbye to Arcane Syth. Glory made quite a return by demolishing Exile. After these clips we go to our commentators at ringside).

John Pilchard: Helllo hello folks!! Its one week after Buried Dreams and its Venom Time again. Say hello to the people Neil!

Neil Down: Hey, I say hello to the people whenever I want to, John. You don't have to tell me that.

JP: Well excuse me, Neil.

ND: Apology accepted.

JP: ...

ND: Hello people!! Like John said, its Venom Time again. And what a great Venom we got for you tonight.

JP: Just look at the main event match we have in store for you tonight. Two of the greatest wrestlers in EWCL history are combining their forces. Sean Corvik and Alexander Glory will act as a tagteam tonight against Exile and Blade. What a match that promises to be. Alot of emotion in that match and of course another encounter between Corvik and Exile.

ND: Yes John, but every match between those two was special, every single minute was exciting in their battles.

JP: You can say that again. There certainly is some sort of chemistry between those two.

ND: And we are gonna see Alexander Glory back in action again. Arcane Syth is history, hello Alexander Glory. Glory is the Hardcore Champion though as he keeps the title that Arcane won.

JP: Another big match for tonight is the match between Joe Johnson and Chris Christ.

ND: "The Messiah" Chris Christ.

JP: So what do you think of him Neil? We saw you doing an interview with him earlier this week. Whats your opinion about him?

ND: What can I say. He's a "Christ". I said it last week: He's not "The Miraculous One" but he sure has talent. But he always will be "the brother of...".

JP: I don't think he likes it when you say that.

ND: But I am right. He is Danny's little brother ain't he?!? Thats the truth. But let me get clear that I am happy to see a "Christ" back in the EWCL. At least now the door is open again for Danny to make a return. Think of the possibilities to have a tagteam...The Christ Boyz..

JP: How original Neil.

ND: Yeah well "Original" is my middle name!!

JP: I meant that in a sarcastic way, Neil.

ND: Oh.....uhm..........I knew that....

JP: Uhuh....Ok, also tonight a match for the Prime Time Title. Threeway match between champ Drake Laps, versus The Punisher and Mystic is in the mix aswell.

ND: Besides those matches we got three matches with newcomers. Thats always intresting to see, new breed, new talent.

JP: Yes, we have Nick Dangerous taking on Gargantuflem. We have Eleven and Sean Campbell.

ND: Nope we won't have that match. Sean Campbell already resigned remember.

JP: Oh yeah you are right. So Eleven will fight on his own or what?

ND: Beats me.

JP: And to start off we have Steve Studnuts versus PJW. But I hear we first gonna see something else.

(The titantron comes on and we see the parking lot. A limo has just stopped and we see Exile getting out of the car. Exile grabs his sportsbag and he walks over to the entrance door. On his way he meets a bunch of fans and he goes over to them and starts to talk to them and starts to hand out autographs. A few moments later we see another limo stop on the parking lot. And its Universal Champion Sean Corvik who steps out of that one. Corvik notices Exile right away and the two stare at eachother for a while. Exile then turns his back on Corvik and continues to sign autographs. Corvik takes his bag and enters the building).

(End of scene).

ND: Aha, Exile and Corvik have arrived!!

JP: But now its time for our first match of the evening.

JP: Two newcomers in this first match. Steve Studnuts and PJW.

ND: I must say that I like that Steve Studnuts guy. I see a resemblence between him and me.

JP: Ohh, hows thats. (he laughs).

ND: Well we both like topless women.

JP: Uhuh...But the only difference is that he actually meets topless and gorgeous women and you only look at them on the Playboy Channel.

ND: Uh....uhm....yeah but technically we have a bond.

JP: Yeah, yeah whatever.

(The opening riffs of "Divine" by Korn start to play over the pa system and moments after that its Steve Studnuts who appears from behind the curtains. Studnuts stands on the ramp and the girls and women in the arena start to cheer him on. Studnuts points to his own body and there appears a smile on his face. He then starts his way down the ramp to ringside. He reaches the ring and asks a microphone and then he slides into the ring).

Steve Studnuts: I only got one thing to say to all of you EWCL audience JERKWEEDS!! This is the one and only time that I am the curtainjerker here in this federation!! So you better pay attention coz this is gonna be a quick one!!

(The male part of the audience starts to boo him immensely).

Studnuts: And if any females are intrested to join me for some aftermatch fun. Just ask for my lockerroom number. The champaign is there and is ready to pop.

(Studnuts hands the mic over to the referee and gets ready for his match).

ND: Like I said, my kinda guy.

(PJW's music starts to play and 25 year old from Ormond Beach Florida comes out from behind the curtains. The highlfyer starts to run down to the ring right away. He reaches ringside and slides in the ring, where Studnuts catches his with a boot to the head before PJW can even get up).

JP: Ok, we have begun. And oh man look at that. PJW can't even get up to his feet here!! Studnuts got his down and keeps him down.

ND: Studnuts is still kicking PJW to the head. PJW now tries to get up to his feet, but once again Studnuts kicks him down to the mat again. Studnuts then waits for a few seconds and he picks his opponent up by the hair. He irish whips PJW into the ropes and when he comes off he does a flying shouldertackle!! Studnuts follows that up with sending PJW into the ropes for a second time. This time he clotheslines PJW to the mat.

JP: Sofar he looks pretty impressive. Studnuts now picks up PJW and he scoopslams him back to the mat again. He then goes to the nearest corner and climbs the second turnbuckle. He then jumps off for a kneedrop and lands straight on PJW's face!! Poor rookie!! Studnuts gets back to his feet again and he looks at the crowd and makes a gesture that says "I haven't even broken a sweat yet". The male part of the crowd reacts with loud boos again.

ND: In the meantime PJW got back to his feet again, but Studnuts notices it in time and he sweep kicks PJW into his side!! And again he kicks PJW in his side......and he does that for a third time, followed immediately with a spinning heelkick!! Wow, great move there by the Studman!! Studnuts now goes for the cover, 1.............................2.................but PJW kicks out of it.

JP: Its a miracle that PJW kicked out of that one. Studnuts smirks and he then picks up his opponent and he sets him up and .......JUMPING PILEDRIVER!!!!!.....Oooooh man, and did you see PJW bounce up from the mat!!! Holy Shit!!! I don't think PJW knows where he is!! Studnuts goes for another cover attempt. 1..........................2..............but Studnuts stops and pulls PJW's shoulder up from the mat. Why did he do that? He shouldn't do that!! He should finish it when he can and not play games like this!!

ND: Whata man, whata man, whata might good man!!

JP: What?

ND: Sorry, just quoting Salt 'n' Pepa.

JP: WHO?

ND: Nevermind John.

JP: Studnuts picks PJW up again and he lifts him up and ....SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!!......This really must be it now. PJW is really knocked out right now. The rookie really wasn't ready for this match. I think he'll be going back to the training facility after this Venom.

ND: Studnuts for the pin, but he does it again!! After the referee counts two he stops. Studnuts is really showing PJW what its like to step into the ring with the Studman.

JP: Studnuts picks PJW up from the mat again and he scoop powerslams him back to the mat. He then stares briefly into the rafters, picks the opponent up into airplane spin position. He then does a 1/4 turn into the airplane spin, he shifts the opponent's body off his left shoulder while releasing with his left hand, reaches around and grabs PJW's head with both hands...and drops it all into a Diamond Cutter!!!!......That was THE JERKWEED DEATH DROP!!!

ND: Studnuts again for the cover and. 1.....................................2......................................3......Its over!!! Steve Studnuts won this match and what a way to start off in the EWCL.

(Steve Studnuts raises his hands in the air and he starts to check out the first rows of the audience to see if there are any hot looking females around tonight. Studnuts then sees that a particular voluptuous blonde and he climbs out of the ring and goes towards her. Studnuts bends over the guardrail and starts a conversation with this "hot looking blondie").

JP: BUT HEY........ITS The Punisher running down the aisle with a Silver Ballbat in his hands. He runs down to ringside and charges right into Studnuts and WHAMMMMM!!!!!......He nails Studnuts from behind with that silver ballbat!!! Studnuts never even seen that one coming!!! He was talking to that girl and didn't even see The Punisher!! Studnuts fell down to the concrete and The Punisher stands over him and hits him again with that ballbat!!! Oooh my Goddd!!!!

(The Punisher then looks at the hot looking blonde girl and shakes his head. He then leaves ringside while the male part of the fans cheer him on).

(Commercials).

JP: Well we're back again. Before the commercials we saw a impressive win by Steve Studnuts.

ND: And then he got cowardly attacked by The Punisher. That was a foolish thing to do by the "All Amerian Hero". He shouldn't have messed with Studnuts. He doesn't know what he triggered.

JP: Do you know?

ND: Uh, no, but I just like saying that.

JP: Ok, anyway. We were suppose to have match now between Eleven and "The Rising Star" Sean Campbell. But due to the fact that Campbell resigned and tore up his contract a few days ago, there is no match. So I have no idea what we are gonna do next. You have an idea Neil?

ND: We could have a wet t-shirt competition to fill up the time. Hows that?

JP: Why do I even ask you these questions!!

(John Pilchard is interrupted by the opening tunes of "Enter Sandman" that start to play. The new wrestler Eleven comes out and he makes his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in and asks for a microphone. Ring announcer Jay Blue hands one over to him and Eleven starts to speak).

Eleven: I know I don't have a match, but I still wanted to come out here. I came out here tonight for a reason. The reason is quite simple. I wan't to honour my mentor!! I want to honour a former Universal Champion. I want to honour the man that made me the wrestler I am today. I want to honour......THE MAULER!!!.....

ND: He what?!?

Eleven: You all might know that former EWCL star, The Mauler is no longer among us. So now that I am in the EWCL, the first thing I want to do is to say goodbye to him. Therefore I made a little tribute clip and I want to show it to all of you right now.

(The titantron comes on and we see a picture of The Mauler. Then Green Days "Time of your life" starts to play and clips of The Maulers past in the EWCL start to appear. First we see him during the Fletcher period. We see The Mauler running towards the ring and grabbing the vacant Universal Title and raising it above his head. The following scene is the Six Men Hell in a Cell at Christmas in Hell 2000. It was Mauler who initiated that match, but in the end he got attacked by almost all of the individuals in that match. We then go to the Cazzo period and first thing we see is parts of Maulers match with Cazzo for the Universal Title. This is followed by scenes of Mauler in a RTF shirt and the legendary match with The Ministry of Total Justice. We then go straight to the forming of The Legion in which The Mauler was one of the main men together with The Punisher. After this several scenes of Maulers matches can be seen including one of his best matches, a ladder match for the Prime Time Title against Shane Johnson. The tribute clip ends with Mauler with his hands in the air).

(The titantron fades to black and the mere part of the audience starts to clap. There are only a couple of people who are sitting at ringside who are booing.).

Eleven: Thank you for your time.

(One of the ones who were booing shouts out to Eleven: "Mauler shmauler", while another one says "Go back to mommie, rookie", while yet another one shouts out "Green Day sucks". Eleven hears this and he slides out of the ring and walks over to those people. He notices about 7 people who all got an X on their shirt. Eleven goes over to the one who said "Mauler shmauler" and asks for an explanation. But at the same moment one of the guys climbs over the guardrail and he grabs Eleven and whacks him in the head with a bottle of beer!!! The glass breaks over Eleven's head and the newcomer goes down to the floor!!)

(He then slides into the ring and grabs the mic).

My name is Xavier and Eleven: Your life and the EWCL will NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

(Xavier drops the mic and rolls out of the ring again and leaves ringside).

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Its open.

(The door opens and its Nick Dangerous who enters the office).

Prez Cazzo: Hey Nick!

Nick Dangerous: Its TH...

Prez Cazzo: Yeah I know, its THE Nick Dangerous. So you want a beer?

(Cazzo already grabs a can and is about to throw it towards Nick Dangerous).

Nick Dangerous: No thanks, I got a match coming up in a few minutes. I heard you wanted to talk to me. What about?

Prez Cazzo: Yep thats true. Nick, I have a problem.

Nick Dangerous: And how does that concern me?

Prez Cazzo: The problem concerns the EWCL jobbers. You see, I had it all worked out. I had a couple of not so talented guys called Jobbers and they would face off against the well-established talented wrestlers at House Shows etc. Now those Jobbers hardly get paid, nor they get good trainig. Heck, they don't even get to use the EWCL trainingfacility. Merely coz they don't even know that it exists. Basically it comes down to it that they don't have a clue whats going on, except that they get their asses beat up a couple of times a week. They get the crap kicked out of them for a few dollars and they don't mind. Well let me rephrase that. They didn't mind uptil yesterday, until you took them to your private gym. You see, Nick, you opened their eyes, you opened a whole new world for them. A world I didn't want them to see. Now I constantly got them at my door with questions and even with demands. They want more training time, training facilities etc. etc. . Questions and demands I don't have the time for.

Nick Dangerous: But still, how does this concern me?

Prez Cazzo: The way I see it Nick. This little "jobber- revolution" is all your fault. You caused all of this. Now I see only one solution.

Nick Dangerous: Which is?

Prez Cazzo: That you are gonna act as the "guardian" for the jobbers. The jobbers gonna be your responsibility. You make sure that their questions and demands get answered and you make sure that they don't come to me with these things.

Nick Dangerous: And if I don't want to do this?

Prez Cazzo: Well Nick, its not really that you have a choice here.

Nick Dangerous: Great! (he says in a sarcastic way)

Prez Cazzo: But I'm a reasonable man and you can think about this and get back to me about it later. Now you better get ready for your match.

(Nick Dangerous leaves the office while he shakes his head in disbelief. Prez Cazzo smiles and takes another drink from his beer. His door then opens again and this time its FBI Agent Frank Styles who enters the room).

Prez Cazzo: I didn't hear you knocking.

Frank Styles: Thats coz I didn't.

Prez Cazzo: Aha, that explains a lot. So you want a beer?

Frank Styles: What???

Prez Cazzo: Yeah I know, you are on duty. So what brings you here Mr. Styles?

Frank Styles: We need to have a serious talk!!!

(Thats when the scene fades to black).

JP: Time for our next match. Gargantuflem and Nick Dangerous. Two former EHW wrestlers who make their debut tonight in the EWCL. What are your thoughts about this one Neil?

ND: I wonder if Nick is happy with his his new task as babysitter for the jobbers. Hah, I think he got screwed pretty bad there.

JP: Actually I meant what your thoughts are for this match.

ND: What can I say. I can't say I paid attention to the EHW so I don't really know how they wrestle. Time will tell John, time will tell.

JP: We know that they never faced eachother in the EHW, so this is the first time they line up eye to eye.

(Want by Disturbed starts to play and G-Flem comes out. He appears on the ramp and the crowd starts to cheer him on. The big man starts his way down to ringside and on his way he shakes the hands of some of the fans. When he reaches ringside he notices some of his friends who are sitting at ringside. He goes over to them and shakes hands with them aswell. G-Flem then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring and waits for his opponent).

(Groundbreaking by Swollen Members starts to play and Nick Dangerous comes out from behind the curtains. The proud Canadian from Edmonton comes out and walks to the ring. He takes his time and once he reaches ringside he slides in the ring).

JP: The referee explains the rules to these two newcomers and then we can start this match off.

Ding ding ding

JP: Dangerous and G-Flem circle eachother for a couple of seconds and then they lock up. Its Dangerous who comes in with a knee to the gut and follows that up with an irish whip. But G-Flem reverses the irish whip and he sends Dangerous into the ropes. He comes off and its G-Flem with a tilt-o-whirl-driver to take his opponent down to the mat!!! G-Flems fans start to cheer him on and G-Flem walks over to Dangerous and picks him up by the head.

ND: He lifts Nick up and executes a stalling suplex. G-Flem follows that up with the first pin of the match, but he only gets a two count here. G-Flem picks Nick up from the mat and he irish whips him into the ropes, he comes off and he ducks G-Flems forearm, goes into the ropes one more time, comes off again and takes G-Flem to the mat with a flying forearm!! Nick Dangerous gets to his feet and he picks up G-Flem and sends him into the ropes.

JP: G-Flem comes off and Nick grabs him and does a spinning samoan drop!!! Nice one there by Mr. Dangerous. Nick grabs G-Flem and drags him over to the nearest corner and he starts to ramm G-Flems head into the topturnbuckle. 1....2....3....4....5....6.....7....8......9.....10.... Nick lets go off G-Flems head and G-Flem staggers backwards a bit. Nick doesn't hesitate and he grabs G-Flem from behind and does a tossing german suplex!!!

ND: Did you see that!! Oh man!! Nick now picks up G-Flem from the ground and he irish whips him into the ropes. But this time G-Flem holds on to the ropes. But Nick Dangerous comes charging in right away and OOOOOOOH SHIT!!! He clotheslines G-Flem over the toprope to the outside!!! How on earth did he do that!! He clotheslined that big guy over the toprope!! Dangerous shows that he got skills here, oh yeah!!

JP: Dangerous is still standing in the ring and he sees that G-Flem is slowly starting to get back up again. Dangerous grabs the ropes and does a plancha on top off G-Flem......BUT OOOOOHHHH!!! G-Flem catches him out of the air and changes it into a powerslam straight on the concrete!!! Good Goddd!!!! This could be the turn, this definately could be the turn in this match!! G-Flem uses the apron to get back up and he moves over to Nick and picks him up by the head.

ND: He drags Nick over to a steelpost and ....BAMMMMM......He ramms Nicks head into it!!! And BAMMMMM....he does it again!!! But G-Flem isn't ready with Nick as he drags Nick over to the guardrail and then G-Flem climbs on the guardrail. The big guy stands on the guardrail and he jumps off for a double axe handle and that takes Nick down to the concrete again!! G-Flem then turns towards the people sitting behind the guardrail as he highfives with some of his friends who are sitting right there. G-Flem then turns back towards Nick Dangerous and he picks him up and rolls him back into the ring again.

JP: G-Flem uses the ringsteps to get back in the ring and he goes over to Nick and picks him up by the head, but ooooh lowblow by Nick!! And Nick follows that up right away with a running spinebuster to take G-Flem to the mat!!! Dangerous bounces himself in the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop on G-Flem!! Nick then looks at G-Flems legs and grabs a hold of them and turns G-Flem around into a sharpshooter position!!! He got it hooked in right and G-Flem is in severe pain!! JP: Yes, he's working on that back now. Nick now grabs G-Flem by the head and he lifts him up and executes a northern lights suplex that sends G-Flem straight to the mat!! Nick Dangerous goes for the pin, 1........................2...............but a kickout. Nick doesn't let this setback stop him and he picks up G-Flem by the head and he drags him over to a corner and he tries to lift G-Flem on top off the topturnbuckle.

ND: It takes some time but eventually he manages to do it. Nick then climbs the topturnbuckle himself. Nick then grabs G-Flem by the tights and goes for a superplex!! But G-Flem blocks it!! Nick Dangerous tries again, but for a second time its g-Flem who blocks it!! And G-Flem counters with headbutting Nick Dangerous!! G-Flem then grabs a hold of Nick and ......SUPER TIGER DRIVER!!!.....A double-underhook powerbomb from the toprope. OOooh My Godddd!!!

JP: Yes I saw that Neil!!! What a move, what an impact!!! But that also took alot out of G-Flem there. G-Flem now slowly rolls himself on top off Nick and the ref starts to count, 1..............................2...................but noooooo Nick Dangerous kicks out!!! How did he do that!! Even G-Flem can't believe it. He gets up to his feet and he picks up Nick and sends him into a corner and Nick flies backfirst into the topturnbuckle!!

ND: G-Flem then waits a few seconds and he charges in for a big spear!!! BUT OOOOOOOHHHH......NICK DANGEROUS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN THE LAST MOMENT AND G-FLEM FLIES SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE CORNER!!! Nick uses all the energy he got left and he grabs G-Flem, turns him around and .....THE DANGER DRIVER!!!! He just hit G-Flem with his finisher, a sitdown death valley driver that lands like a michinoku driver!!! Ooh yeah!!!

JP: Nick goes for the pin and. 1.....................................2.................................3..........He gets the win!! Nick Dangerous wins on his EWCL debut!! But I think we can for sure say that both of these former EHW men got what it takes to get to the top!!

ND: You can say that again!! But what a win for Nick Dangerous!

(Commercials).

Exile: Sorry Sean but you aren't even worth my time.

(Exile concentrates back on his exercises while Corvik leaves without saying a word).

(Scene fades out).

JP: We are back again and its time for a title match. Just like about every week, the Prime Time Title is at stake. You probly remember that last week at Buried Dreams, Drake Laps won the Prime Time Title by defeating Mystic in a ladder match. He did get help though. It was The Punisher who pushed Mystic off the ladder to the outside.

ND: The Punisher who says he's part of The New Era right now. Only strange thing is that Drake Laps wasn't wearing a New Era shirt last week and we haven't seen much of Mo'Bad and MacBeth. Or The Zer0, I wonder what happend that that guy ever since Mo'Bad 'kidnapped' him and dropped him in the back of that car. Anyway, its a title match and we'll see if Laps and Punisher gonna work together to eliminate Mystic.

(American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. He is wearing a New Era t-shirt and he constantly points to it. There are mixed reactions in the crowd. People who still believe in The Punisher cheer him on, but people who don't like The New Era boo him. The Punisher reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and the former Prime Time Champion enters the ramp. Mystic looks down to the ground as he makes his way to ringside. When he reaches the ring he slides in and stares at The Punisher).

(Finally Trust by Megadeth starts to play and Prime Time Champion Drake Laps comes walking out. He is wearing a plain shirt and in his right hand he is carrying the white mailbox that he named "Boxie". Laps gets cheered on by the crowd and Laps shakes the hands of some fans on his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and places Boxie on the apron and slides in the ring. He takes off the Prime Time Title and holds it above his head before he hands it over to the referee).

JP: Did you realize that Neil. The Punisher is a three time Prime Time Champion and Mystic is a two time Prime Time Champion. I wonder if Laps has any chance in this match.

ND: Well you know what they say. If you are a three time Prime Time Champion, than that also means that you lost it three times.

JP: Good point Neil.

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell has rung and we can begin. Threeway match, the one who pins someone else first wins and gets the title. So technically Laps can lose his title without even getting pinned.

ND: Yes, that could happen.

JP: Now on to the match. The Punisher goes for Mystic from the start. I wonder if Punisher still thinks that Mystic could have tried to run him over. Mystic is still a suspect. Punisher storms off towards Mystic and the two start to trade right hands. Fist after fist is thrown, but none of the two gets the advantage. Then its Punisher who blocks a right hand and he counters with a right one to Mystic's face. Mystic stumbles backwards into the ropes, and when he comes off Punisher hiptosses him to the mat.

ND: Laps now also comes in and together with The Punisher they pick up Mystic and they irish whip him into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Laps and Punisher double backdrop Mystic to the mat. Laps goes over to Mystic and grabs him by the head and hands out a couple of chops. He then grabs Mystic by the hand and sends him into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Laps goes for a hurricanrana, but oooooh Mystic changes it into a powerbomb and throws Laps to the mat!!!

JP: Mystic goes for the cover, but The Punisher interferes and breaks the count. Mystic gets to his feet and he and The Punisher tie up. The Punisher then pushes Mystic into the nearest corner and he then charges in right after. But Mystic sticks his right elbow out in time and The Punisher facefirst into that elbow. Mystic turns Punisher around and does a rude awakening neckbreaker on him!!

ND: Mystic for the cover again, 1...........................2......but this time its Drake Laps who interferes and breaks the count. Laps kicks Mystic in the head and picks him up does a snap suplex!! Now its Laps who goes for the cover, but Mystic kicks out after two. Laps quickly gets to his feet again and he irish whips Mystic into the ropes. Mystic comes off and he hops over Laps but OOOOOOOH at the same time its The Punisher who BIG BOOTS MYSTIC out of the air!!! Holy GEEZUS!!

JP: The Punisher picks Mystic up by the head and hands out a couple of chops to the chest. He then sends Mystic into the ropes and when he comes off he takes him down to the mat again with a flying shouldertackle. Meanwhile its Drake Laps who climbed on the topturnbuckle. Laps jumps off for a shooting star press, but ooooooooh Mystic moved out of the way in time!!! Otherwise that could of been it already!!!

ND: Mystic uses the ropes to get back up and he picks up Laps and sends him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Mystic wants to go for his Cynergy Blast to finish it off!!! But before Mystic can execute his superkick The Punisher grabs him, turns him around and .....THE GAVEL!!!! OOHH NOOOO, He hit Mystic with his finisher!! Now its over!! Its absolutely over for Mystic!!!

JP: But The Punisher is not going for the cover. He points to Drake Laps to make the cover. Laps doesn't really seem to understand why though. The Punisher then points to his "NEW ERA" shirt and then points again to Laps to make the cover. But what is this? Drake Laps is shaking "NO". He points to his own plain shirt and makes sure to The Punisher that he no longer wants to be part of "The NEW ERA".

ND: Again The Punisher tells Laps to cover Mystic, but again Laps shakes "NO". The Punisher then goes over to Laps and they stand eye to eye and stare at eachother. But ooooooh out of nowhere its The Punisher who kicks Laps in the midsection and ......THE GAVEL..... He hits Laps with his finisher!!! And The Punisher now goes to pin Laps and. 1.....................................2..................................3. The Punisher wins!!

JP: The Punisher is the Prime Time Champion for the fourth time!! Three was already a record, but four time will stand in the record books for a long while. I can garantee you that.

(The Punisher rolls out of the ring and he leaves Laps and Mystic behind in the ring).

JP: Mystic is struggling to get up here. He just felt The Gavel and already he is getting back up, the kids got guts!

ND: The kids an idiot! If I was him i'd just stay down and wait for....

(My Sacrifice by Creed interupts Neil Down mid sentence. Then from the entrance way arrives Chris Christ. He steps out on to the stage area and waits a couple of seconds. He then runs down the to the ring and slides in. Mystic is now on his feet but is unable to stop Christ as he ploughs into Mystic with a spear. Christ gets back up and asks for a mic.)

Christ: Oh Joey?! Look at your friend Joe! Look at him. You want my blood? You want blood? You are not getting my blood. But I am getting what I want!

(Christ slides out of the ring and picks up a steel chair. Taking it back into the ring where he waits for Mystic to stumble back up. Once Mystic has stood back up Christ swings the chair behind his head and brings it cracking down on Mystics skull. Mystics head is cut open and Christ stands above him with a huge smile across his face)

Christ: You see that Joe? That is what you will be like in i'd say about five minutes time! You will be down, bleeding and begging for mercy.

(Christ drops to the mat and locks in his 'Sweet Dreams' hold. Choking the remaining life out of Mystic, he smiles and laughs as he does so. His celebrations are cut short though as the uproar of the crowd brings his attention to an oncoming Joe Johnson. Joe runs to the ring as Christ slides out of the ring and makes his escape through the crowd. Joe stares at his next opponent and then helps his friend up).

JP: I can't belive it Neil. Chris Christ has just brutally attacked Mystic here, all in an attempt to send Joe Johnson a message! What is wrong with that kid?

ND: Now that kids got guts John.

JP: He has got a sick sick mind, we'll be back right after this folks for the killer match between Joe Johnson and Chris Christ!

(Commercials).

ND: Welcome back people. Its almost time, its almost time for Johnson vs. Christ, for Joe vs. Chris, for "The Hardcore Event" vs. "The Messsiah".

JP: Only moments ago we saw that Chris Christ attacked Mystic. Mystic a close friend to Joe Johnson. Those kind of actions make me sick.

ND: Hey, he did prove a point. And thats the Christ way.

JP: Yeah I bet it is.

(My sacrifice by Creed starts to play and moments later its "The Messiah" Chris Christ who appears on the ramp. He still has a smile on his face from attacking Mystic. Chris Christ makes his way down to ringside and once he reaches it he slides in the ring and waits for Joe Johnson).

(My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson appears on the ramp. Joe's hardcore fans start to cheer him, but they are the only ones cheering for him. Joe Johnson got his Iinternet Title strapped around his waist and he marches down the aisle to ringside. He hands over the Internet Title to Jay Blue and then he slides in the ring).

JP: The referee is explaining the rules right now and signals to ring the bell so this match can begin.

(But then "Born of a broken man" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Commissioner Exile comes out. The crowd starts to go wild when they see him. Exile reaches ringside and he gets a microphone).

Exile: Hey Joe, I think its time to use some of my Commissioner power. What do you think?

(Joe Johnson only stares at Exile).

Exile: Yeah my thoughts exactly. Thats why I am gonna make this match a Title match!!! Happy now Joe, happy that I finally use some of my power as a commissioner? Well I hope you are. Haha!!

(Exile drops the mic and leaves ringside again).

JP: This is gonna be intresting. Exile changed the stipulation of this match and made it a match for the Internet Title. Chris Christ gets a chance to win a title on his first night out.

ND: Thats the Christ Power. Danny had it, and so does Chris.

JP: So next to girl power, you got Christ Power??

ND: You're damn right!!

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell has rung and Joe and Christ charge in on eachother from the beginning. Back and forth they hand out right and left ones. There's no stopping to this!! Then its Chris Christ who comes in with a hard chop that knocks Joe down!! Christ fires Joe into the ropes and levels him to the mat with a clothesline. Joe Johnson gets back to his feet and staggers backwards in a corner. Christ comes in, but its Joe who kicks him in the gut and after that he hits him with a spinning kick right in the jaw!!

ND: Joe Johnson goes for another spinning kick, but this time Christ ducks it and he hooks in a crossface!!! Joe Johnson feels the pain and he's trying to get out of this submission move!! Joe is too proud to tap out of a move like this, and especially this early in the match. Joe is going for the ropes and yesss he manages to reach them. The referee makes Christ break the hold, which he does. Christ picks Joe up by the head and irish whips him into the ropes. Joe comes off and he slides through Christ's legs, gets back to his feet and he dropkicks Christ to the mat!!!

JP: Joe Johnson gets back up again and he picks up Christ and sends him into a corner!! Christ flies in backfirst and Joe then positions Christ into a tree of woe. We know whats coming. The whole fucking world knows whats coming now!!! Oooh, pardon my french. Joe got Christ in a tree of woe position, Joe takes a few steps back and .....The Cross of Burden.....Baseball slide into Christ's face!!

ND: Don't exaggerate it John. Its just a baseball slide.

JP: Joe goes over to the corner and he drags Christ out of it. He picks Christ up and hands out a couple of chops to the chest while the crowd goes ooooh and aaaahhh. Joe then irish whips Christ, but Christ reverses the irish whip and Joe goes into the ropes. The Hardcore Event comes off and Christ grabs him and executes an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Christ goes over to Joe and he goes for the Sweet Dreams submission move!! But oooh Joe pushes Christ off of him before he can hook it in.

ND: Christ picks up Joe by the head and he sends him into the ropes again. But this time Joe holds on to the ropes. Christ comes charging in right away, but Joe counters by backdropping Christ over the toprope to the outside!! Oooh nooo, poor Christ, he landed with his back on the concrete!!! Joe Johnson takes a few deep breaths and he then bounces into the opposite ropes, comes off them and......WOWW!!! He dives through the second and toprope to the outside and lands on Christ!!!

JP: On the outside it is Joe who is the first go get back up. He is back to his feet and he picks up Chris Christ. He then whips Christ into the steel ringsteps and ....WHAMMM....Christ flies into them backfirst!! Joe comes charging in right after, but Christ could move out of the way in time with the result that Joe flies shoulderfirst into the steel ringsteps!! Christ slowly moves over to Joe and grabs him by the head and he ramms his head into the ringsteps!!! BAMMM!!!!.....BAMMMMM!!!!....BAMMMM!!...

ND: He just rammed Joe's head three times into the ringsteps. Christ then lifts up Joe and rolls him back into the ring again. Christ climbs in aswell and the first thing he does is climb the topturnbuckle. He gets all the way to the top and he then waits till Joe is getting back to his feet. When Joe is up, Christ jumps off the toprope and hits Joe with a missile dropkick!!! OOH yesss. He must have learned that from his brother!! Thats the Christ Style!!

JP: Will you stop talking about his brother, Will you? Will you?

ND: Yes I Will.

(haha, catch the pun?).

JP: Joe is down and Christ grabs him and .....SWEET DREAMS!!!....He got Joe in a modified crossface chicken wing!! And Joe is screaming it out from the pain right now!!! Joe is trying to go for the ropes, but he's not close to them yet. He tries and tries and gets closer by the moment!! When Christ notices that Joe almost reached the ropes, he lets go off the submission move. Christ then picks up Joe and plants his face to the mat with a big DDT!! And Christ goes for the cover!!

ND: Come on Danny, you can do it!!

JP: Its Chris, not Danny.

ND: Did I say Danny?

JP: Yes you did.

ND: Oh. But anyway, he's going for the cover, 1.......................2................but noooo, a kickout by Joe Johnson. Dammit!! Christ now goes to the corner again and starts to climb the toprope once more. He is on top now and looks down at Joe for a sec before he dives off!!! Christ dives off for a frogsplash, but ooooooh Joe lifts his knees up and Chris Christ lands on those knees. Noooo, not again!!!

JP: Wasn't this one of the moves that totally ruined Danny Christs ribs?

ND: Yes, you are right. Dammit, dammit, dammit!! I tell ya, when you want to beat a Christ, you gotta go for the ribs.

JP: Joe is back up and he grabs Christ's legs and ....THE PAINKILLER!!!.....Man, what is this tonight with all those submission moves!!! Joe got Christ in his elevated sharpshooter right now. He's returning the favour right now. Christ had Joe in the Sweet Dreams only minutes ago. Now the tides have turned. Now its Christ who is screaming it out from the pain. But can Christ get out of this like Joe got out of the submission earlier on. Thats the big question.

ND: Psssh, is that the big question. Ofcourse Danny, uh...I mean Chris Christ can get out of that move. You see he's already trying to reach the ropes. Instead of babbling you should have paid attention and then you would have seen that Christ is almost near enough to grab the ropes. And yeahhh he does right now!! Christ got a hold of the ropes and the referee is making Joe stop the Painkiller.

JP: Joe shakes his head and he gets up and picks up Christ by the head. He hands out a couple of chops and follows that up with sending Christ into the ropes. Christ gets off and .....PAYBACK TO SOCIETY!!!... Holy shit!!!! Christs face busted straight into the mat!!! And The Hardcore Event is going for the cover now, 1...................................2....................but a kickout by Christ!!

ND: Oooh yes!! "The Messiah" is still in there!!

JP: Joe Johnson picks Christ up again, but Christ counters with a poke to the eye. Christ wants to hook in another submission move now, but oooh Joe with a kick to the midsection and he hooks in the CRUXIFIXION!!!!! But nooooo, Christ pushes Joe off of him, before he can execute it. And Joe flies into the ropes and he bounces back off them and Christ grabs him and .......THE SIGN OFF!!!!.........

ND: Yessss!!! Yessss!!! Yesss!!!!! He hit Joe with his finisher!!! Now go for it!!

JP: Chris Christ goes for the cover and. 1..................................2..............................3............

ND: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Christ got the win. I can't believe it!!! We have a new Internet Champion!!!! Just wait, I'm going in there, I'm gonna bring him his title!!

(Neil Down takes off his headset and he grabs the Internet Title and he climbs in the ring. He pads Chris Christ on the back and when Christ turns around Neil hands the title over to him. Neil then takes a mic out of his pocket).

ND: Chris, what a great win for you and for the Christ family!!! So let me ask you one thing. Are you gonna dedicate this title to your older brother Danny, "The Miraculous One"?

Chris Christ: What?????

ND: Are you gonna dedicate this Internet Title to Danny, your brother?

Chris Christ: I heard you the firs time, Down!! Well the answer is quite simple. Ofcourse I.....

(Chris Christ gets interrupted by Nick Dangerous who all of a sudden comes out from the crowd. Nick Dangerous slides in the ring and he kicks Christ in the back, turns him around and clotheslines him to the mat!!! Dangerous then grabs the Internet Title belt and ramms it into Christs head!! Dangerous then grabs the mic out of Neil Downs hands).

Nick Dangerous: Does this look familiar Chris Christ? I am taking your precious title!! Does that ring a bell, Christ!!!

(Dangerous drops the mic and he grabs the Internet Title belt and slides out of the ring and leaves).

JP: Well let me explain this for the viewers. Both Chris Christ and Nick Dangerous wrestled in the EHW. It was there that Chris Christ more or less stole Nick Dangerous his International Title. So I guess this is Nick Dangerous his way of returning the favour.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: If thats what you have to do, then thats what you have to do.

Frank Styles: Precisely.

Prez Cazzo: I can't stop you.

Frank Styles: Precisely.

Prez Cazzo: Even if I wanted to, you are the law and I can't stop you.

Frank Styles: Precisely.

Prez Cazzo: So you want a beer now?

Frank Styles: For the fifth time: Nooo thanks!! I have to go now, I have to do you know what.

Prez Cazzo: I know.

(FBI agent Frank Styles leaves the office and takes off).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Hmm, I wonder what that was all about.

ND: What I wonder is what that smuck of Nick Dangerous is gonna do with Christ his title. He got no right by taking that title. It doesn't belong to him, it belongs to Danny Christ.

JP: Chris Christ.

ND: Yes, thats what I mean.

JP: Well people, probly more about that in the following days. Now its time for our main event match of the evening. A tagmatch between Sean Corvik and Alexander Glory against Exile and Blade. Four of the best competitors that EWCL has to offer. This can only be a good match.

ND: You are right about that one. But then again, every match with the Master of Moves in it, is a good match.

JP: I can remember there was a time that you weren't so fond of Corvik.

ND: Times change, you know that better than me, John.

JP: Thats true allright. Now let us go to ringside.

(Its time to play the game by Motorhead starts to play and Alexander Glory comes out. He appears on the ramp and stands still for a few moments. He then starts his walk down the aisle to ringside. When he finally reaches the ring, he uses the ringsteps to enter it).

(Then Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal Champion Sean Corvik comes out from behind the curtains. Corvik wears his usual attire and also takes his time to get to the ring. He hands over the Universal Title to Jay Blue and then he enters the ring and goes over to Glory and they have a short talk).

(Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile and Blade come out. The crowd starts to cheer the Brothers Lemke on. They are wearing the Tagteamtitles around their waist. The titles that still belong to Blade and Joe Johnson. Its still not decided who rightfully owns them. Exile and Blade make their way down to the ring. Exile is shaking fans hands and talks with some of the fans. While Blade continues his walk to the ring. Blade slides in the ring and Exile hangs around the guardrail and shakes some more hands).

JP: In the ring it are Alexander Glory and Blade who are gonna start this off. On the outside Exile is still talking to the fans. But then its Sean Corvik who slides out of the ring and he comes around the side and he ambushes Exile from behind!!! Corvik with a big blow to Exile's head!!! Corvik then turns Exile around and starts to hand out several right ones to the head and Exile can't even protect himself!!

ND: In the ring Glory and Blade are circling eachother and after about 8 seconds they lock up. Blade gets in a side headlock, but its Glory with an elbow to get out of the headlock. The two then lock up for the second time, and this time Glory waistlocks Blade, but Blade reverses the waistlock and follows up with a german suplex!! Blade picks Glory up from the mat and sends him into the ropes. When Glory comes off, Blade grabs him and .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....

JP: Blade is not stopping and he sits down on Glory and starts to hand out several fists to the forehead. The referee is trying to break this up here as Blade is throwing straight fists. The referee manages to stop Blade and Blade gets back to his feet again. He picks up Glory and sends him into the ropes. But Glory comes off and hits Blade in the chestarea with a rising knee!! Blade stumbles backwards into the ropes, and when he comes off Glory hits him with a roundhouse kick that sends Blade to the mat!!

ND: On the outside Corvik is still throwing punches to Exile's head. And Corvik now even calls for the Darkest Hour!! Holy Shit!! How many times did he already had Exile in this submission....and now he wants to do it again!! He sure is a sadistic guy. Man, I love that guy!!! Corvik grabs Exile by the head and is about to hook in The Darkest Hour!! But wait, who's that?? Someone is jumping over the guardrail. Who is that?

JP: ITS ROADBLOCK!!! Exile's forever sidekick!! He jumps over the guardrail and he grabs a steelchair and he hits Corvik on the head with it.........WHAMMMMMM!!!!....Sean Corvik stumbles backwards and.......and.....he falls straight into the arms of Exile!! Exile grabs Sean Corvik and ........OUTCAST ON THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!!!!! HOLY SHITTTTTT!!!!!! This can't be happening!!!!

ND: I know, I know!! Unbelievable!! The rivalry between those two men is undescribable. It just continues and continues. And now both men are layed out on the outside!! That Outcast took alot out of both of them!! Oh man!! What a circus is this!! And who would of thought that Roadblock was gonna play a role in this!! But don't let us forget that there are two more wrestlers in this match. The two legal men in this match are in the ring.

JP: That are Alexander Glory and Blade. Glory just lifted up Blade and he executed a nice t-bone suplex. Glory follows that up with picking Blade up from the mat and sending him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Glory grabs him and delivers a cross arm suplex!! Glory goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Glory gets back to his feet again and looks to the outside and sees that Corvik and Exile are still knocked out.

ND: Glory focusses back on Blade and he irish whips him, but Blade reverses the whip and sends Glory into a corner. Blade follows in hot pursuit and splashes on top of Glory!!! Its Blade with a series of punches to Glory's head and he then lifts Glory on top off the topturnbuckle!! Blade climbs on the topturnbuckle aswell and he grabs Glory and .......FALLAWAY SLAM OFF THE TOPROPE!!!! Ooooh man!!! Look at that move!! And the former Hardcore Champ is going for the cover now. Can he get the win for his team, 1.............................2.........................but Glory kicks out in the last moment.

JP: Now its Blade who looks to the outside and he sees that Exile is slowly starting to get back up. Blade then goes over to Glory and he picks him up, but ooooh Glory with a jawbreaker!!! Glory back in the game again as he hands out a couple of chops!! He then lifts Blade up and executes a double underhook brainbuster!!! And man did Blade's head bust into the mat!!! Glory checks his back for a moment as it still hurts from that fallaway slam. The Hardcore Champion then grabs Blade and kicks him into the midsection.

ND: He follows that up with sending Blade into the ropes. When Blade comes off he catches him with a standing roundhouse and Blade goes down to the mat again. While Blade is down Glory looks to the outside once more and he sees that Exile is picking Corvik up and is about to hit him again with the Outcast. Glory slides to the outside and he grabs Exile from behind and ....swinging neckbreaker on the outside!!!

JP: Exile is layed out on the mat and Glory checks on Corvik. Corvik is getting back to his feet again and together with Glory he picks up Exile and they roll him back in the ring. Corvik climbs back in the ring and Glory is about to climb on the apron aswell, when all of a sudden its FBI Agent Frank Styles together with 5 of his colleagues who show up at ringside. The FBI agents walk over to Alexander Glory and two of the agents grab Glorys arm and try to kuff him, while Frank Styles is reading him his rights.

ND: Whats happening here? I want to know whats happening here?

JP: Glory is trying to fight the FBI agents, but five is too much for him. He is still struggling to get out, but they already managed to kuff him by now. What is this all about? Those five FBI agents are dragging Alexander Glory out of here now. He's still struggling, but he can't fight it, there are too many, and besides its the FBI thats taking him. Why are they taking him? This has to do with the Saphio hit and run. Frank Styles was investigating it, so this must have to do with it. Is Alexander Glory the main suspect? Do they have evidence that Glory is the one who did it?

ND: I always said it was him. Psshh and then they even wanted to frame me for it!!

JP: Neil, shut up. The fact that the FBI is taking Alexander Glory under arrest, doesn't necessarrily mean that he hit Saphio with that car.

ND: Yeah yeah, innocent till proven guilty, that shit.

JP: Neil!!

ND: Yeah I know, I have to shut up.

JP: Right!

ND: ...

JP: The FBI dragged Alexander Glory out of the arena and whats left are three men in this tagmatch. Sean Corvik has to do it on his own now against Blade and Exile. Corvik saw it all happen and he knows that he is on his own now. He turns around and its Blade who kicks him into the gut and he follows that up with a belly to belly suplex!! Blade goes for the cover, but Corvik kicks out right away. Blade picks Corvik up by the head and he sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and he ducks Blade's arm. He bounces in the ropes again, comes off and takes Blade to the mat with a spinning heelkick.

ND: At that moment Exile comes back in the ring, but Corvik sees him coming and he levels him with a big clothesline!! Corvik then picks Exile up and he sets him up for The Darkest Hour!!! But this time Exile can push Corvik off of him before he can hook it in!! Meanwhile Blade got back to his feet again and he turns Corvik around and he grabs him and does a full nelson slam!!! Blade goes for the pin, but again Corvik kicks out!!

JP: Blade picks up Corvik, but the Universal Champ counters with a lowblow. He then irish whips Blade into the ropes. Corvik is unaware of it though that Exile padded Blade on the back when he bounced into the ropes. Blade comes off the ropes and Corvik hits him .....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!!!........Blade goes down to the mat and Corvik goes for the cover. But the referee is not counting. The referee saw the tag, so Blade is not the legal man in the ring.

ND: Corvik gets up and he starts to shout at the referee and pushes him. The referee tries to explain that Blade made the tag to Exile. It is Exile who comes up from behind Corvik and he taps him on the back. Corvik turns around and BAMMM......OUTCAST!!!!............Exile hits Corvik with his finisher!!! And he goes for the pin. 1.......................................2...................................3...... And its over!! Exile and Blade get the victory.

JP: Most definately. What a win!! But I really wonder about is why the FBI took Alexander Glory out of here. I really want to know what that was all about.

ND: I'm pretty sure we will hear more about that soon John.

(Meanwhile Blade and Exile left the ring and they have reached the top of the ramp by now. Exile then picks up a mic and glares at Corvik in the ring and says).

Exile: CORVIK! HEY CORVIK! YOU AND ME! ONE LAST TIME! ONE LAST MATCH! AT THE PLACE WHERE EVERYTHING STARTED.......FAMILY VALUES!!

(Corvik got back to his feet again by this time and he nods his head and points to Exile).

JP: I guess thats it huh!! We got ourselves a match already for the next PPV Family Values!!! What a way to end this evening. But people, it is time to say goodbye now. We'll see you next week. Till next week, till Venom!!!