(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Alexander Glory, Exile, Joe Johnson, Mystic, Blade, Drake Laps, The Punisher and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark. This is followed by the words: EWCL VENOM IS SPONSORED BY BUDWEISER!!).

John Pilchard: Welcome people. Welcome to Venom. Its that time again. I know that everyone has been waiting for tonight. Especially after all that has happend last week. Last weeks Venom gave us two new champions. The Punisher became the new Prime Time Champion by defeating Drake Laps and Chris Christ surprised everyone to win the Internet Title during his first match in the EWCL.

Neil Down: The Messiah is hot!!

JP: Hmm, yeah whatever Neil.

ND: And tonight Chris Christ is gonna show Joe Johnson's buddy Mystic how its like to feel The Sign Off!!

JP: Thats one of the matches scheduled tonight. We have alot in store for you tonight. The Main Event match is between Universal Champion Sean Corvik and Blade. What a match that is gonna be. Well in total we have an action packed evening for you. So instead of naming all the matches, lets just start off with the first match of the evening.

JP: Well, first next match should be an interesting one. We've got a pair of newcomers, Eleven and Xavier squaring off. Any thoughts on these two, Neil?

ND: Zzzzzzzzz........

JP: NEIL!!

ND: HUH??? Wha?? Oh yeah, great move! Wooo go somebody!!

JP: You're horrible. I have no idea how the hell you even keep your---

(John Pilchard is interrupted by the opening tunes of "Enter Sandman" that start to play. The new wrestler Eleven comes out and he makes his way to ringside. He glances out to the crowd, however they still remember him from last week in his attempt to honor the Mauler and they still do not know what to make of the youngster)

JP: Well, the fans still don't know how they stand with Eleven, but I'm sure his opponent won't be very thrilled with him!

(John Pilchard's voice is slowly overlapped as Kid Rock' "American Badass" begins playing over the speakers. Xavier stands on the ramp and looks around the building in disgust as he slides into the ring and moves into his corner)

JP: Well, there's the bell, and this one is underway! Both men locking up and it looks like Eleven's got the advantage, tossing Xavier into the ropes, Xavier ducking under a clothsline and there's a nice looking Roundhouse kick to the face! Good move to open up the match.

ND: Yeah it looked all right. Xavier notices that Eleven's starting to climb back to his feet, and Xavier goes into the ropes, and a running dropkick to the chest of Eleven, sending the 16 year old down to the mat again! Wow, Xavier's a house of fury right here, and now Xavier's grabbing Eleven, setting him up for what appears to be a Reverse DDT, and..yep, there it is!

JP: Excellently executed Reverse DDT there, and now Xavier climbs up to the top rope, yelling at Eleven to climb to his feet. Finally Eleven struggles back up, and Xavier goes flying with a clothesline! Wow, great move there! Xavier with his first pinning attempt! One...Two...No, only two. I think Eleven's starting to wear down a bit here, and now he's locking on an arm bar onto Eleven, and oh NICE!! Nice looking reverse hook kick, and that takes Eleven down!

ND: Doesn't look like Xavier's done yet, because now he's just jumped onto the top turnbuckle and he's sizing up Eleven once again...Eleven up to his feet and here comes Xavier, and there it is!

JP: Xavier hitting his Dragon Flight kick, and that looks like that's it for Eleven! One...Two...Three, there it is! An impressive outing for the newcomer, Xavier.

(Commercials).

Exile: Hey Eric, you wanted to see me?

(Cazzo turns around and takes off his black sunglasses).

Prez Cazzo: Nice weather out, ain't it?

Exile: Is that why you wanted to see me?

Prez Cazzo: Not really. Just needed something to break the ice with.

Roadblock: Can't you use an icepick for that?

Exile and Cazzo at the same time: ROADBLOCK, SHUT UP!!

Exile: So what is it that you really wanted to talk to me about?

Prez Cazzo: Sit down, Ex and I'll tell you.

Exile: I rather stand, Eric. So come on, no need to beat around the bush. What is it?

Prez Cazzo: Hmm, I'm not sure how I have to put this. But I have been talking to Dr. Lebinski and well he told me that its unethical and unresponsible to put you in a match with Joe Johnson tonight.

Exile: What are you trying to say here?

Prez Cazzo: That I can't allow it that you fight Joe tonight. Not after what happend after your match last week. Dr. Lebinski explained to me that you need rest, at least for a week. Therefore I am not letting you step in that ring and especially not with Joe.

Exile: But....

Prez Cazzo: No, buts Chris! This is my decision and its final. You won't fight tonight.

Exile: Is there no way that I can talk you into this?

Prez Cazzo: Absolutely not.

Exile: Ok, then.

Prez Cazzo: But when you shut the door then there might be a couple of things that we can discuss with no camera's around. (Exile jumps up from his chair and closes the door.).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Ok, we are back again after that intresting opening match. But enough about that one, its time for our second match of the evening. Neil, can you fill us in on this upcoming match?

ND: Do I have to?

JP: Yes you do.

ND: Ok then. This second match is between James Nethery and someone called #100. That enough?

JP: Nooo, thats not enough. I thought you always knew the insight of stuff.

ND: Yeah I mostly do.

JP: Then can you tell us who this #100 guy is?

ND: Actually I can.

(At that moment Gets me through by Ozzie Osbourne starts to play and moments later its James Nethery who appears on the ramp. The 25 year old from Cheney, WA makes his way to the ring, while the crowd checks out who this newcomer to the EWCL is. Some seem to recognise him from other federation, while others don't have a clue who he is. Nethery reaches the ring and slides in and waits for his opponent).

JP: So Neil, who is that #100 guy?

ND: You really wanna know?

JP: Yes I do. And I think James Nethery wants to know aswell.

ND: Well from what I heard its a gimmich that got screwed up.

JP: What? What do you mean by that?

ND: What I heard from my source is, that some new guy was suppose to enter the EWCL as #100. Number 100 would relate to the fact that the EWCL is about to have his 100th wrestler in the federation. But apparently this entire gimmick didn't even last for a week.

JP: So what does that mean?

ND: What it means?

JP: Yes what does this mean?

ND: It means that Nethery has no opponent here tonight.

JP: You've got to be kidding me.

ND: Nope, I'm as serious as I can get.

JP: So who's gonna tell Nethery this?

ND: Well I was hoping the referee could do that.

(Neil Down calls the referee, and the ref climbs out of the ring and goes over to the commentator. Down whispers something into the refs ear. The ref then looks a little bit surprised, but he then rushes back over to the ring and climbs in and goes over to James Nethery. The ref now explains James Nethery whats going on. Nethery reacts with shaking his head, like he can't believe whats goin on here. Nethery shakes his head again and then decides to roll out of the ring and makes his way out of ringside).

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: Take a seat, Joe.

Joe Johnson: I rather stand, Eric.

Prez Cazzo: Well suit it yourself.

Joe Johnson: Why am I here?

Prez Cazzo: I tell you why Joe. I'll give it to you straight. You were right Joe. You were right all along.

(Joe now has an even more suspicous look on his face).

Joe Johnson: What are you talking about?

Prez Cazzo: I'm talking about the fact that you were right and I was wrong. I made a terrible mistake Joe. I made a terrible mistake as a Prez. I never acknowledged the real talent in Joe Johnson. Sure I gave you little pushes which led to the Hardcore Title and the Internet Title. But you never got the real big push that you deserved Joe. Its like you said yourself on several occasions. What about Joe? What about Joe Johnson and his Universal Title shot? Well Joe, tonight is the night. Tonight is YOUR big night.

Joe Johnson: I still don't really get what you are trying to say.

Prez Cazzo: What I am trying to say is that I finally realised that I have done you wrong Joe. And in an attempt to make things right I am gonna grant you what you wanted for your entire EWCL career: A Universal Title shot TONIGHT!!! So what do you have to say about that?

( Joe is stunned as he realizes that his friend, Sean Corvik currently holds the title tightly in his grasps).

Joe Johnson: This really comes as a surprise to me. I must admit that the idea overwhelms me. Just the idea of getting a title shot.

Prez Cazzo: So you don't mind that you have to fight your friend Sean Corvik?

Joe Johnson: No I don't. I know that Sean doesn't mind a challenge from a good friend.

Prez Cazzo: So you also don't mind that you have to fight Corvik before his match with Blade?

Joe Johnson: Like I said, I know Sean doesn't mind a good challenge. But what about my match with Exile?

Prez Cazzo: Well Joe, I decided to cancel that match. I put myself in your mind and realised that you rather want this title match than to fight Exile. So how about it?

Joe Johnson: You have got yourself a match.

Prez Cazzo: Great!

(Joe Johnson leaves the office and the camera zooms in one more time on Prez Cazzo and we see a sligth grin appear on his face).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Well, right now we're set for what should be an impressive battle, as Gargantuflem gets set to go one on one with MacBeth.

ND: Come on, let's just get to the point where we found out who-done-it with the FBI and the hit-and-run attempt.

JP: You're incorrigible tonight, Neil.

ND:.....

JP: Nothing to say?

ND: I don't know what that means.

JP: *sighs* Let's go down to the ring....

(Want by Disturbed starts to play and G-Flem comes out. He appears on the ramp and the crowd starts to cheer him on. The big man starts his way down to ringside and on his way he shakes the hands of some of the fans. When he reaches ringside he notices some of his friends who are sitting at ringside. He goes over to them and shakes hands with them as well. G-Flem then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring and waits for his opponent).

ND: This guy's huge!! How'd we ever get him in this place?

("Simon Says" blares out the house speakers while the lights around the entrance turn a shade of blue as fog fills the entranceway. MacBeth slowly makes his way out accompanied by Mo'Bad, and proceeds to non-chalantly walk down to the ring egging on the crowd with lude gestures. They slide under the bottom rope and hops up on a turnbuckle to give the crowd a crotch chop)

JP: Well, this should be interesting. Power vs experience in this match. Hey look! Mo'Bad up on the apron, distracting G-Flem and that gives Macbeth the opening he was lookign for! Attacking G-Flem when his back was turned, Macbeth with punch after punch to the back, kicking on the knee and taking down the big man, and a few European Uppercuts finally put the giant on his back!

ND: Macbeth following right up and hitting a running Senton splash on G-Flem, and Macbeth is now working on that right knee of G-Flem, stomping away on it and locking on half of a Figure Four, just to damage it! Great strategy by Macbeth!

JP: You may be right here, Neil. G-Flem is screaming loudly but he refuses to submit, and LOOK at the leg strength of G-Flem! Wow, he just pushed Macbeth away with his legs, but that seems to have taken a lot out of G-Flem here.

ND: Well, he's finally up to his feet, and it looks like Macbeth's going with a kick here, but G-Flem caught it! Oh my! Macbeth going with an Enziguri, but it doesn't even phase him!

JP: Now G-Flem is slowly making his way over to Macbeth, but Mo'Bad's into the ring now! G-Flem sees it though, and a BIG Chokeslam! Good-bye Mo'Bad! There's a boot to the gut of Macbeth, and it looks like G-Flem's calling for the end!

ND: There it is! Gargantuan'Driver!! That looks like that's going to be enough! One...Two...Three! Wow, Macbeth gave it his ass but in the end it just wasn't enough....

(Commercials).

(Scene fades out).

JP: First title match of the evening. Oh yeah, can't wait for this one. The Punisher takes on Steve Studnuts with the Prime Time Title at stake. Just look at the differences in this match. On one side we got The Punisher, a Hall of Famer, 4 time Prime Time Champion, a former Internet, Universal and Tagteam champion. And on the other side we got Steve Studnuts, a newcomer to the EWCL with still an unbeaten record though.

ND: But don't forget that Studnuts made himself a name in the industry. And nope, I don't mean the porn industry. I mean the wrestling industry.

JP: Thats right and a few days ago we received the news that Steve Studnuts will be one of the 6 wrestlers who are gonna represent the EWCL in the SEI Unification Tournament. So Mr. Studnuts sure got talents and skills. But still its EWCL Legend versus EWCL Newbie. We've seen these battles before and we will see these kinds of battles again in the future.

ND: What I can't understand is that The Punisher feels he has to defend every established name in the EWCL. Studnuts said a few bad words about Sean Corvik and others and Punisher challenged him right away.

JP: Well I reckon that Corvik appreciates the fact that Punisher protects his good name.

ND: Yeah yeah, like the Master of the Moves needs someone to protect his name. I seriously doubt that.

JP: At least The Punisher believes in the word respect. ND: Yeah yeah.

(Divine by Korn starts to play and Steve Studnuts appears on the top of the ramp. The girls in the crowd start to cheer and whistle when they see him. Studnuts is full of himself and he starts his way down the ramp to ringside. He takes his time and checks out the females in the front rows. He finally reaches ringside and slides in).

(American Made starts to play and Prime Time Champion The Punisher comes out from behind the curtains. Now its time for the male part of the crowd to cheer. The Punisher points to his Prime Time Titlebelt as he walks down the aisle. He reaches ringside and he hands the title over to ring announcer Jay Blue. The Punisher then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

Ding ding ding

JP: The match is on and The Punisher and Studnuts circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then lock up, but its Studnuts who comes in with a knee to the gut. Punisher lets go off the lock up and Studnuts grabs his arm and irish whips him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and Studnuts clotheslines the big guy to the mat. Studnuts follows that up with jumping on top off Punisher and he starts to hand out right and left hands to his face.

ND: Studnuts gets back to his feet and he picks up Punisher by the hair and he sends him into the ropes again. Punisher comes off again and this time Studnuts takes him down to the mat with a flying shouldertackle!! YEAHH!!! Take that jerkweed down!!!

JP: Neil, you are suppose to be objective here.

ND: Really?

JP: Yes.

ND: Oh.

JP: Studnuts grabs Punisher from the mat and he sets him up for a piledriver. He lifts Punisher up, but the Prime Time Champion blocks it. Studnuts tries again, but for a second time Punisher blocks it and even counters with backdropping Studnuts to the mat. Punisher takes his time to get back to his feet, but once he is up he goes over to Studnuts and stomps him in the head. The Punisher follows this up by picking Studnuts by the head and he sends him into the nearest corner.

ND: Studnuts flies backfirst into the corner and Punisher charges in right after and ....BIG BOOT TO STUDNUTS HIS FACE!!!.....And the Stud falls down to the mat. The Punisher then puts his boot to Studnuts's throat and starts to choke him like that. The referee is making the count and after 5 he makes Punisher break the choke. Punisher lets go for a second, but then he puts his boot to Studnuts his throat once again. The referee starts his count again and after 5 the Punisher finally lets go.

JP: Studnuts is laying on the mat now, trying to get some air. But The Punisher isn't giving him the time to recover. The champ picks Studnuts up and he sends him into the ropes. Studnuts comes off and ..powerslam by Punisher to the mat!!! And he goes for the first cover of the match, 1...............................2................kickout. Punisher gets up again and he picks up Studnuts, but oooh Studnuts spitts is Punishers face!!!

ND: Spitts or swallows?

JP: NEIL!!!!

ND: ...

JP: Studnuts just did the revolting thing and spitted in Punishers face!! How disgusting!! Studnuts takes advantage of the moment and he grabs Punisher and ....Rude Awakening neckbreaker!! And so it seems that Studnuts is back in this match again. He drags Punisher over to one of the four corners and Studnuts then slides to the outside. He then grabs Punishers left leg and ....BAMMMM.....he ramms the leg into the steel ringpost!!

ND: Punisher screams it out from the pain, but Studnuts seems to be enjoying it and he ramms his opponents leg into the ringpost for a second time. Studnuts then drags The Punisher entirely out of the ring. The All American tries to get to his feet, but he can't stand on his left leg. He tries again and this time he uses the apron as leverage to stay on his feet.

JP: Steve Studnuts comes in and he sweep kicks The Punisher into the side, but he hangs on to the apron. Studnuts with another sweep kick to the side.......and another one......But Punisher is still standing. Studnuts comes in again and.....SPINNING HEELKICK and this time The Punisher goes down to the concrete floor!! Studnuts hops up again and in a flash he checks out a couple of hot looking girls on the front row.

ND: He winks at them and he then concentrates on the Punisher once more. He picks Punisher up from the ground and he rolls him back into the ring again. Studnuts slides in and he picks Punisher up and irish whips him, but Punisher somehow revereses the irish whip and sends Studnuts into the ropes himself. Studnuts comes off and Punisher grabs him and ....FLAPKACKS HIM AND STUDNUTS LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!! Holy Shit!!!

JP: Punisher picks Studnuts up and body slams him to the mat. The Champ then goes over to the corner and climbs it all the way to the top. He stands on the toprope and he jumps off for a big elbow and lands on Studnuts!!!! OOOoh man!!! And The Punisher with the pin, 1.........................................2.....................but he kicks out. Studnuts kicked out!! Punisher thought he had it here. But he's not letting go now, he's close awfully close to a win.

ND: Punisher looks down at Studnuts and then he goes for the toprope once again. He climbs to the top, but in the meantime Studnuts got back to his feet and OOOOOOH YESS.... Studnuts bounces himself into the ropes and Punisher loses his balance and he falls off the toprope and lands on the mat!!! Now its Studnuts his time to get on the topturnbuckle. He climbs it and he waits till Punisher is back to his feet again. The Punisher turns around towards Studnuts and ...TOPROPE CLOTHESLINE.....

JP: Wow, what a big clothesline!! Studnuts for the cover, 1..........................2......................but no 3, Punisher kicked out!! Studnuts to his feet and he picks up Punisher and he goes for a second piledriver attempt. And this time he manages to lift Punisher up and....ooooh man he plants Punishers head into the mat with that jumping piledriver!! Studnuts raises his hands in the air and points to a certain blond girl in the crowd.

ND: He then focusses on Punisher again and picks him up and hands out a couple of chops to the chest. Studnuts then wants to irish whip the Punisher into one of the four corners, but The Punisher reverses the whip and sends Studnuts backfirst in the corner!! Studnuts flies in hard, and Punisher doesn't hesitate and he charges in to spear Studnuts in the corner!! But OOOOOOOOH GOOOD GODDDD!!! Studnuts moved out of the way in the last moment and Punisher Speared the corner and flies shoulderfirst into the steel ringpost!!

JP: Studnuts comes up from behind Punisher and rolls him up and goes for the pin, 1....................................2................the Punisher tries to kick out, but look at that Studnuts grabbs Punisher by the tights as leverage...........3........... And its over!!! Steve Studnuts defeated The Punisher and in his second week in the EWCL he has become the Prime Time Champion!!

ND: Studnuts raises his hands in the air and he slides to the outside and goes over to the blond girl he saw earlier on. At the same moment The Punisher gets back to his feet again and he's mad as hell and wants to go after Steve Studnuts. But just at that moment we see Sean Corvik running down the aisle and he slides into the ring. He turns the Punisher around, grabs him and .......THE GAVEL!!!.........He hits The Punisher with his own finisher!! How humiliading!!

(Corvik takes a look at The Punisher and then stares at Studnuts who didn't even notice what happend. The Universal Champion then rolls himself out of the ring again and leaves ringside as fast as he entered it).

(Commercials).

Apparently Joe Johnson is looking for Chris Christ and seeks retribution for what happend to him several minutes ago. Joe Johnson walks around the corner and he sees a man that looks like Chris Christ with his back turned on him. Joe Johnson charges in on the guy and nails him in the back of the head with a big forearm. The man goes face first down to the floor and Joe jumps on top off him and grabs his head and starts to ramm his head into the concrete floor!! Joe Johnson then turns the guy around and he notices that it isn't Chris Christ who he assaulted, but its a staff member.

Joe gets frustrated and gets to his feet and storms out).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Hey people we're still here and its time for our next match.

ND: This next match is gonna see Nick Dangerous and Drake Laps. Nick Danger...

JP: THE Nick Dangerous.

ND: Yeah yeah. "NICK THE DI.."

JP: NEIL!!!!

ND: Sorry.

JP: The Nick Dangerous beat Gargantuflem last week in a New Talent match and there he showed all of us that he has what it takes to get to the top. His first stepping stone on the way to the top is Drake Laps. Laps who lost his Prime Time Title last week to The Punisher. But then again Nick Dangerous already got a title, don't forget that.

ND: But he didn't earn that title. He stole it from Chris Christ!! He stole it from The Messiah Chris Christ. How on earth did Nick Dangerous had the nerve to steal that title. How the hell did he had the nerve!! Tell me that, tell me how he had the nerve to steal the Internet Title that rightfully belongs to Danny Christ.

JP: Chris.

ND: It belongs to the Christ family!!

JP: There's not much you can do about it Neil. Chris Christ has to get back what belongs to him then I guess.

ND: Oh he will, trust me he will.

JP: What I wonder is if Nick Dangerous ain't already getting sick of the jobbers that he got under his wing. He is still responsible for the jobsquad.

ND: That'll learn him do steal Chris Christ his title.

JP: Yes Neil, we get your point.

ND: Good.

(Trust by Megadeth starts to play and Drake Laps appears on the top of the ramp. The crowd starts to cheer him and his mailbox Boxie on. Drake Laps makes his way down to the ring and on his way down there he shakes hands with some of the fans. He reaches the ring and places the mailbox on the apron and climbs in the ring and waits for his opponent).

ND: Hey, he got Boxie back. Blade must be happy to see that Boxie went back to Laps.

JP: Oh boy.

(Groundbreaking by Swollen Members starts to play and first we see that Jack Off Joe and Flameboy come out. Jack Off Joe is wearing a shirt that says: "Double J, with an O in the middle".......while Flameboy wears a shirt that says: "You want a Flame up your ass??"......... The two stand on the top of the ramp and they look around like they are part of the secret service. A few moments later The Nick Dangerous comes out from behind the curtains. He got the Internet Title around his waist and starts to make his way to the ring. All three of them reach ringside. Nick hands the title over to Jay Blue and slides in the ring).

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell has rung and Laps and Dangerous rush in on eachother right away. Laps takes the first initiative and he grabs Dangerous by the arm and performs an armdrag takedown. Laps lets go off the arm and picks Dangerous up by the head and sends him in the ropes. Dangerous comes off and its Laps with a headscissors takedown!!! Oooh yeah, the highflying miracle is back in town!!!

ND: Hey what are you doing?

JP: What do you mean?

ND: You with your "Highflying Miracle".

JP: Hey if you can think of the nickname "Master of the Moves" for Sean Corvik then I can call Drake Laps "The Highflying Miracle".

ND: Pssh if thats what you want. But don't expect anyone to use that nickname.

JP: We'll see Neil. We'll see. But let us concentrate back on the match again. Dangerous went down and now Drake Laps bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop, but Dangerous moves out of the way and Laps lands on the mat. Dangerous picks Laps up and .....Russian Leg sweep!! Nick grabs Laps by the head, hands out a few right hands and then he sends him in the ropes. Laps comes off and Dangerous grabs him and does a spinning samoan drop.

ND: Dangerous goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Dangerous lifts Laps up and and executes a northern lights suplex. Again he goes for the cover, but just like before he only gets a two count. Nick Dangerous picks Laps up from the mat again and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Dangerous then climbs the topturnbuckle aswell and he wants to set up Laps for a superplex. He tries to execute it, but Laps blocks it.

JP: Dangerous goes for another superplex attempt, but Laps blocks it again and even reveres with punching Dangerous straight in the face. Dangerous tries not to lose his balance, but when Laps hands out another big right hand Dangerous loses his balance and he falls off the toprope and lands backfirst on the mat. Laps is still on the toprope and he waits till Nick gets back to his feet and .... he jumps off the toprope and ....HURICANRANA!!!!!

ND: Great move by Laps!! And he goes for the pin, 1......................................2......................but Nick Dangerous kicks out of it. The former Prime Time Champion picks Dangerous up and hands out three chops to the chestarea. He then lifts him up and delivers a snap suplex. He rolls over for the pin, but its not gonna work like this. Dangerous kicks out again after two. Laps bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he does a summersault and lands on Dangerous.

JP: Laps gets back to his feet again and he picks up Nick, but oooh lowblow by Dangerous. Laps goes down to one knee and Dangerous grabs him and executes a belly to belly suplex and throws Laps almost all the way to the other side of the ring!!! Wow what a throw!! Nick Dangerous goes over to Laps and he hooks him in a sharpshooter!!! Oooh and he got it hooked it in right!!

ND: Pssh. Hooked on right my ass. Even that famous second rate actor has a better sharpshooter and that already says enough.

JP: Neil, shut up.

ND: Dangerous got that submission hooked in and Laps is in pain, but he is trying to reach the ropes. He is not that far away from them. He reaches out and....yess. He got a hold of them and the ref makes Nick Dangerous break the sharpshooter. Dangerous lets go and he picks Laps up by the head and he sends him in the ropes. Laps comes off and he ducks Nick's forearm, goes into the ropes again, comes off and catches Dangerous with a flying forearm!!!

JP: Laps now drags Nick Dangerous to the middle of the ring now. Drake then goes over to the corner and he starts to climb it. What is he gonna do?? Laps stands on top and he signals for a diving headbutt!! Oh yesss!!! But wait!! Whats that!! Jack off Joe and Flameboy run over to the corner and climb on the apron and just when Laps wants to dive off they push Laps off the toprope. With a result that Laps falls face first to the mat!!!

ND: What an outrage!! What an outrage!!

JP: The ref goes over to Jack Off Joe and Flameboy now to tell them to get the hell out of here!!! In the ring we see that Nick Dangerous is back to his feet and he picks up Drake Laps and he sets him up for the Danger Driver!!! This is gonna be it!!

ND: What an outrage!! I'm going in!!

(Neil Down takes off his headset and gets up from his chair. He grabs the Internet Titlebelt from Jay Blue's table and he slides in the ring. He comes up from behind Nick Dangerous and .......WHAMMMMM!!!..........He nails him in the back of the head with the Internet Titlebelt!!....Nick Dangerous goes down and Neil Down drops the belt and rolls to the outside as fast as he can).

JP: Oh my Goddd Neil!!!

(Dangerous is down and Laps goes for the pin. At the same moment the referee turns around and starts the count. 1.........................................2..................................3.)

JP: And Drake Laps got the win. Unbelievable how this match turned out!!

(Neil Down gets back to his chair and he is still out of breath).

ND: ..........Hahaaa............Hahaha....That....willl....teach him ....to mess....with .....The Messiah....!

JP: Neil.

ND: Yeah?

JP: You are nuts.

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: So what are you trying to say here Mr. Styles?

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Prez Cazzo: Uhuh............uhuh..................prime suspect.....uhuh...............evidence..............So he won't be released?

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Prez Cazzo: And what about bail?

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Prez Cazzo: No bail, I see.......So how is he doing?

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Prez Cazzo: But why is not allowed to get any visitors? What kind of rubbish is that??

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Prez Cazzo: So what evidence do you got then? Thats what I would like to know.

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Prez Cazzo: Oh, you aren't gonna tell me, how childish is that Mr. FBI agent!!

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Prez Cazzo: Well same to you prick!!!

(Prez Cazzo hangs up the phone and shakes his head).

Prez Cazzo: And I can't believe it actually offered that guy a beer.

(At that moment there is a knock on the door, but before Cazzo got time to respond the door opens and Joe Johnson storms in).

Joe Johnson: I DEMAND A MATCH WITH CHRIS CHRIST!! SCREW THAT UNIVERSAL TITLE SHOT!! I WANT CHRIS CHRIST, AND I WANT HIM BAD!!!

(Prez Cazzo says nothing, he only stares at Joe Johnson).

Joe Johnson: Hey, Do you hear me?!? I want a match with Chris Christ!!! I demand it!!

Prez Cazzo: Joe, you make me sick!!! You can forget your match against Chris Christ. You can also forget about your Universal Title shot against Sean Corvik. In fact you can forget about any match in the EWCL. After the attitude you showed tonight I can only do one thing. And that thing is SUSPEND YOU!!!

Joe Johnson: SUSPEND ME??? HOW DARE YOU?!?

Prez Cazzo: How dare I? How dare I? I just saw how a colleague of mine was put in an ambulance to go to the hospital. Coz of your stupid, irresponsible actions a staff member suffered severe braindamage!!! They had to scrape parts of his brain of the fucking floor, Joe!!! You get that!! Do you freaking get that?!?! So now Joe I would like it that you would get out of my sight, take your bags and leave!!!

(Scene fades out).

ND: Holy shit, did you just see that? Joe Johnson got suspended!!

JP: You can't blame Cazzo for doing that. Not after what Joe did tonight to that staffmember. We have to hope that that staffmember will be allright. We can only pray for his health.

ND: Hehe, I know one person who is extremely happy now. And that person is Danny Christ.

JP: Chris!!

ND: Yeah the Christ family!!

JP: Talking about Chris Christ. He is scheduled next. He has to fight Mystic right now.

ND: You can't call that a match, John. Thats a paid training. Haha.

(At that moment Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out from behind the curtains. He comes out and makes his way to the ring).

(My sacrifice by Creed starts to play and moments later its "The Messiah" Chris Christ who appears on the ramp. The Internet Champion got the tinfoil fake Internet belt around his waist. Chris Christ walks to ringside and he even hands the tinfoil titlebelt over to Jay Blue, who looks a bit confused. After that Christ slides into the ring).

Ding Ding ding

JP: The match is on and Christ charges in on Mystic from the start. Christ hands out several right ones before he sends Mystic into the ropes. Mystic comes off and Christ grabs him and does a swinging DDT!!! Mystic goes down to the mat and Christ follows it up with kicking Mystic to the head. Christ picks Mystic up by the head and hands out a couple of blows to the face.

ND: Mystic tries to block the shots, but he doesn't seem to be succesfull. Christ sends Mystic into the ropes for a second time. Mystic comes off and this time Christ does an overhead belly to belly suplex. Impressive!! Real impressive!! Christ picks Mystic up by the head and he drags him over to the nearest corner and starts to ramm Mystics head into the topturnbuckle. 1....2....3...4....5.....6.....7.....8.....9....10...

JP: Christ then irish whips Mystic into the opposite corner. Mystic flies in backfirst and Christ follows in hot pursuit. But ooooh Mystic sticks out an elbow and Christ flies face first into it!! Mystic charges in on Christ and does one of his trademark 3/4 neckbreakers!! Christ goes down to the mat and Mystic goes for the cover, but Christ kicks out. Mystic picks Christ up from the mat and he sends him into the ropes.

ND: Christ goes into the ropes but he holds on to them. Mystic comes charging in, but yeahhhhh, Christ sees him coming and he backdrops him over the toprope to the outside!!! Chris Christ rolls to the outside and he picks up Mystic, drags him over to the guardrail and ramms his head into it for about 4 times!! Mystic's forehead is busted open from those blows. Christ now drags his opponent by to the ring and rolls him in again.

JP: Christ follows in after and he climbs the toprope. He stands on the topturnbuckle and .......FROGSPLASH.......and he lands on Mystic!!! Christ goes for the pin, 1........................................2..................but Mystic kicks out of it. Chris Christ picks Mystic up and he makes a signal and .......THE SIGN OFF!!!

ND: OOOOH Yessss!! The Messiah is here!!!

JP: Christ hit Mystic with his finisher!! And he's going for the cover now. 1...................................2..................................3...... Its over. Chris Christ stays undefeated in the EWCL!! Good victory for the Internet Champion!!

ND: The only thing he needs is his title back. I mean with all respect to that tinfoil belt, but the real thing looks better.

JP: Really?

ND: Yes really.

(Commercials).

Exile: Can I help you?

Steve Studnuts: You sure can. Seeing I am the new Prime Time Champion, I believe its time that I step into the ring with Sean Corvik. How about next week?

Exile: So if I get you right, you want a match for next week.

Steve Studnuts: Yes, a match against Sean Corvik. Ya dig?

Exile: You can get a match next week. But not against Sean Corvik, but against someone with way more skills.

Steve Studnuts: Who might that be?

Exile: You are looking at him!! You against me next week on Venom Studmuffin. Thats what its gonna be boy.

Steve Studnuts: You just entirily made my day. First I win the Prime Time Title, then I had some aftermatch fun in my lockerroom with that blondie and now I hear I get to wrestle the commissioner next week. What more can I ask for.

Exile: If you would excuse me. I got something to take care off.

(Exile excuses himself and walks away).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Thats gonna be intresting. Exile will make his inring return next week against none other than new Prime Time Champion Steve Studnuts.

ND: True. But let us first talk about our main event match of the evening. Universal Champion Sean Corvik is taking on Blade. They already faced eachother a couple of weeks ago in a non-title match. And if I remember clearly, it was Blade who won that match. So this could be intresting.

JP: You are right about that one.

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Rob Zombie's "Feel so numb" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat, awaiting his opponent).

(Then Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal Champion Sean Corvik comes out from behind the curtains. Corvik wears his usual attire and takes his time to get to the ring. He hands over the Universal Title to Jay Blue and then he enters the ring and stares at Blade).

(The referee is explaining the rules to both Corvik and Blade. But then Born of a broken man by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Commissioner Exile and Roadblock that come out. The crowd starts to cheer them on while they makes their way to the ring. They both got a microphone in their hands and they reach the ring and slides in).

Exile: Knock knock.

Roadblock: Who's there?

Exile: Its Commissioner Exile with a special stipulation for this match.

Roadblock: What is it?

Exile: Its gonna be a no-dq match for the Universal Title.

Roadblock: And...

Exile: And we'll have a special referee, namely .......ME!!

(Exile hands his mic over to Roadblock and Roadblock rolls out of the ring. Exile tells the referee to also leave the ring. We see that Sean Corvik got a "I can't believe this" look on his face. Exile calls his brother Blade and Corvik out to him and he explains the rules one more time).

ND: I can't believe what I am seeing here. Exile is using his powers again here. I don't believe it.

JP:Well except it Neil. Its about time that Exile did something right.

ND: Something right?

JP: Yes right!

Ding ding ding

JP: Corvik and Blade circle eachother for about 8 seconds and then they tie up. Corvik breaks out of the tie up and the two start to trade blows. Corvik pushes Blade into a corner and he starts to pound him with quick stiff kicks, followed by four hard chops that make the crowd go ''ooooh". Corvik whips Blade into the opposite corner and charges in, but Blade puts up his foot and Corvik flies in face first.

ND: Blade climbs on the second rope and he jumps off for a flying forearm and takes Corvik down to the mat. Blade picks up Corvik by the head and starts to work on him with a couple of right hands to the head. He then lifts Corvik up and executes a full nelson slam on him!! While Corvik is on the mat, Blade comes in with kicks and stomps to the midsection and head.

JP: Blade then hooks in an armhold on Corviks left arm but Corvik gets to his feet and rams Blade with his shoulder into a corner. Blade flies in chest first and after he bumps into the corner he stumbles backwards and Corvik comes in and grabs him from behind and he executes a backdrop suplex!! Corvik follows that up with sending Blade into the ropes. Blade comes off and Corvik goes for a backdrop, but Blade reads the move and counters with a knee to Corviks face!!

ND: Blade bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does a flying clothesline that takes Corvik to the mat!! Blade goes for the cover, 1....2....but a kickout. Oh man did you see how fast Exile was counting there?!? Thats not right!! Blade picks Corvik up from the mat and he irish whips him into the ropes. Corvik comes off the ropes and he counters with a lou thesz press and lands on Blade and starts to hand out fists all over the place!!

JP: Corvik gets back up again and he picks Blade up by the head and delivers a few shots to the head. The Universal Champion lifts Blade up and ......SEDATION....!! Now Corvik tries to pin his opponent, 1....................................................2............kickout by Blade. Slow, very slow count here by Exile.

ND: I can't believe it. Exile is manipulating this match here!!

JP: Corvik gets up and he walks up to Exile and asks what the hell is going on here. Exile just lifts his shoulders up like nothing wrong is going on. Corvik shakes his head and pushes Exile into the corner. He then focusses back on Blade, who is slowly getting back up again. Corvik charges in on Blade and he does a hurricane DDT to burry Blade's face into the mat!! Corvik then picks Blade up by the head and he drags him over to the ropes and throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!

ND: Corvik climbs out of the ring and jumps off the apron and hits Blade with a double axe-handle. Sean Corvik takes his time as he picks up Blade by the head again and now he drags him over to the spanish announcetable. He first ramms Blade's head into the table!! BAMMMM!!!.......He then lifts up Blade and puts him on top off the spanish announce table. Corvik climbs on top off the table aswell and he picks up Blade and sets him up for a Blade Runner!! Oh my Godd!!! He wants to put Blade through a table with his own finisher!!

JP: Corvik lifts Blade up, but noooo Blade blocks it and .....OOOOOOOH NOOOOOO....He reverses and he backdrops Corvik and.....

(Corvik flies backfirst straight through Neils and Johns table!!)

ND: OOOOH MMYYYYY GODDDD!!! Our table!! What happend to our table!!! We got Sean Corvik laying right in front of us here!! Did you see that!! Corvik is knocked out from that move!! And Blade is slowly coming over here now. He takes a couple of deep breaths and then he picks up Corvik by the head. He drags him over to the apron and rolls him back in the ring again. Blade then slides back in aswell and the first thing he does is go for the cover, 1....2......last second kickout by Corvik. Again Exile was counting really fast here!

JP: Blade gets up and he picks up Corvik and sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and ..oooooh...he counters with a hurricanrana!!! Wow, did you see that!!! There is no way that Blade saw that one coming. Corvik now uses his boot to kick Blade to the side of the head. He then drags Blade over to the ropes and he places Blade under the bottom rope and he then places his boot on the bottom rope and chokes the life out of Blade like that.

ND: Ref Exile is trying to make Corvik stop here, but its not really helping much. Exile then turns Corvik around and pushes him away from Blade. Corvik and Exile have a bit of a staredown while Blade uses the ropes to get back up again. He gets back to his feet and he grabs Corvik from behind and.....REVERSE DDT!!! Wow, Corvik must definately feel that in the morning!!! Blade goes for the pin and, 1...........2...........but he kicks out.

JP: But Corvik managed to get out of it. Blade is back on his feet again and he grabs Corvik by the head and hands out a couple of chops. He then irish whips Corvik into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Blade goes for a big forearm but Corvik ducks it, stops behind Blade and counters with.....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!! And ooooh man, did Blade go down to the mat from that one!!! Corvik hit him straight in the face with that superkick!!

ND: Blade is down and Corvik goes for the cover. This can be it right here!! He hooks the leg and, .................man why doesn't Exile start counting yet? After about 5 seconds Exile finally starts counting. 1.................2.............but Blade kicks out. Unbelievable!! Corvik can't believe this. He should of have the win here, if only Exile would have counted a bit faster. Corvik gets up and stares at Exile for a moment.

JP: Corvik slides to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a steelchair. He takes it and slides back into the ring again. He first goes over to Exile and .....BAMMMMM...He ramms Exile in the head with it and the referee goes down to the mat!! Corvik then turns the other way towards Blade. Blade got up in the meantime, but he's not quick enough to react and .....WHAMMMMM.... Corvik also nails Blade with that steelchair!!

ND: Nice sight ain't it!! Exile down and Blade down!! Corvik now goes back towards Exile again and swings the steelchair for another time. But at that moment its Roadblock who slides in the ring and tries to stop Corvik. But obviously Roadblock doesn't have the power to do that and with a result that Roadblock gets to meet the steelchair aswell! BAMMMMM....

JP: Corvik drops the steelchair and he grabs Roadblock and he picks him up by the head. He picks him up and sets him up for the Outcast and.....OUTCAST.......Corvik then goes over to Exile to do the same thing. He sets him up, but OOOOOOOOOH ............BAMMMM!!!!!..........A chairshot to Corviks head!!! While Corvik was beating on Roadblock and Exile, Blade got to his feet and picked up the steelchair and now he whacked Corvik in the head with it!!

ND: Corvik goes down and Blade drops the chair. He picks Corvik up again and ......BLADERUNNER!!!!.........Oh freaking God!!!!.......Corvik is out now!!! Blade goes for the cover and, Exile slowly drags himself over to Blade and Corvik. 1............................2..........................3.............. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!! ITS BLADE!!

JP: What an upset, what a surprise!! Amazing!! Blade is the new Universal Champion!!!

(While Blade is on his feet and raises his hands in the air and celebrates the titantron comes on and we go to Prez Cazzo's office).

Prez Cazzo: Hmm, this turned out to be a better night than I expected. Joe Johnson suspended, Sean Corvik no longer Universal Champion, still got a sixpack in the fridge. This is a good night.

(Then there's a knock on the door and after Cazzo said "come in" its financial advisor Bo Lucas who enters the office).

Prez Cazzo: Yo Bo, haven't seen you in a while. Whats up?

Bo Lucas: Got a phone call for you, Eric.

Prez Cazzo: Do I have to take it now? I wanted to celebrate this Venom.

Bo Lucas: No, it can't wait.

Prez Cazzo: Who is it?

Bo Lucas: Its UPN, they are on line 4.

Prez Cazzo: Hmm, I wonder what they want then.

(Cazzo picks up the phone).

Prez Cazzo: Eric van Zandt, President of the EWCL speaking. How can I help you?

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Prez Cazzo: Yes ofcourse I know that UPN broadcasts our shows. You probly call that you are happy to see the ratings have improved again and that we are out of financial problems. I have to admit that I'm pretty happy about that myself. We've been to the bottom (to the bottom of every bottle, hehe), but we are back on the saddle again.

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Prez Cazzo: What? No, no, no, that can't be true. You must have been informed wrong about that. I haven't heard anything concerning those things. You must be wrong.

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Prez Cazzo: HEY NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME!! LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT YOU ARE WRONG, YOU SUCKA. THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!! CAN'T BE!!

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Prez Cazzo: YOU FUCKER!!!

(Cazzo hangs up the phone and erupts and throws the phone off his desk to the ground).

Bo Lucas: Whats wrong Eric? What did UPN had to say?

Prez Cazzo: You don't wanna know Bo.

Bo Lucas: What did they say Eric?

Prez Cazzo: Its bad Bo, real bad. UPN is dropping the show!! The fucking PTC has been lobbying again. Due to the PTC, the complaints of viewers concerning drug abuse and sexual related promo's and the fact that our sponsors are alcoholic brands they are pulling the plug!! They are pulling the plug Bo!!! Bo Lucas: Are you sure?

Prez Cazzo: YES I'M SURE!!! GOOD GRACIOUS JESUS!!!

(Cazzo gets up and he throws everything that lays on his desk to the floor, including the little tv set and the computer!! Bo tries to calm Cazzo down, but its not working).

Bo Lucas: As of when Eric? As of when?

(The scene then fades out and we go back to our commentators).

JP: What does this all mean?!? ND: The EWCL is dead! The EWCL is dead!

JP: Don't say that Neil! You don't know what all this means. Don't scream those things before you know the entire story.

ND: THE EWCL IS DEAD!!!

JP: Shut up Neil!!!

ND:...

JP: Viewers, I have no idea what this all means. All I have left to say is till next week, till next Venom!!!

(Fade out)