(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. New Universal Champion Blade, Sean Corvik, Exile, Chris Christ, Steve Studnuts, The Punisher and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).
John Pilchard: We have a new Universal Champion people!! I know you all remember last week. In the main event match it was Blade who defeated Sean Corvik. What an upset, what a surprise. But what a big achievement for Blade.
Neil Down: Shouldn't you first welcome the people?
JP: Sorry bout that. I'm just so excited. Although the very end of last weeks Venom worried me.
ND: You mean the part where we saw Prez Cazzo on the phone talking to UPN?
JP: Yes that part, if its true what we heard last week then I don't wanna think of the consequences.
ND: Settle down John. Things will be ok. Just think of all the financial problems, they were all solved in time.
JP: Yeah, but this is an extension of those financial problems Neil.
ND: Well we can talk about this all night, but I prefer to talk about tonights show. Its not what I usually say, but the show must go on for now.
JP: You are probly right here. So who's starting off tonight?
(Just when Neil Down wants to answers John's question, the lights go out for a moment. They come back on again and we see a number of wrestlers coming down the aisle, making their way to the ring. We see Universal Champion Blade, his brother and commissioner Exile and Roadblock. They are followed by Sean Corvik and Mystic. After them we see all the other wrestlers on the roster coming out. They are: The Punisher, Drake Laps, James Nethery, Steve Studnuts, Xavier, Garganfuflem, Nick Dangerous, Chris Christ, Eleven, Iman Sain, Damien Black and all of the jobbers. They all surround the ring and it looks like noone really knows why they are here).
JP: Whats going on now?
ND: Beats me. All I know is that the entire roster is out here now, but nobody is beating up nobody. Reminds me of that movie with those gangs,...
JP: Neil, this is not the moment to talk about movies. This is serious stuff. I wonder whats going on.
(All of a sudden "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and a few seconds later Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears on the top of the ramp. Prez Cazzo stands still on the ramp for a moment and then starts to make his way down to ringside. The crowd cheers him on, but Prez Cazzo has a concerned frown on his face. He finally reaches ringside and he goes over to Jay Blue and grabs a microphone. He then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring. He climbs in and nervously walks around a bit. Cazzo stares at the wrestlers surrounding the ring and then he decides to stop the silence).
Prez Cazzo: I have an announcement to make to each and everyone. I asked the entire roster to come out here so they all hear at the same time what I have to say. Let me first say that this is hard for me so excuse me if I pause now and then..... Ok, here it goes.
JP: What the hell is going on?
ND: Shsss!!
Prez Cazzo: Now if you saw last Venom then you noticed that I was on the phone with a representative of the UPN. UPN, ofcourse is the network that broadcasts Venom every single week. Now......(he pauses for a moment).... UPN stated that they are ending the contract with the EWCL. Our contract with UPN will run out on April 14.
(again Prez Cazzo pauses and bends his head and looks down. He then looks up again and continues)
Prez Cazzo: Apparently the PTC, (Parental Television Council) influenced UPN and made them end the contract. Now I know that you want to know what that means. Well, it means....*coughs*....that ...uh... that April 14 will be the last episode of Venom and that Family Values at April, will be the very last EWCL PPV event ever....I .....I.....(he stops talking as he tries to fight the tears).
JP: I can't believe it, I can't believe it!!
(The wrestlers that are standing around the ring don't know how to react to the news that just heard and just stand there and stare at Prez Cazzo. Cazzo got control over himself again and takes the mic for another time).
Prez Cazzo: I tried everything I could.....I used all my connections.....but fact is that no other network will cut a deal with the EWCL. Not since we are a financial-trouble company. (he pauses again for a moment)....At this moment I wanna thank all the EWCL fans for their support over the last years during good and bad times. I also wanna tell all the wrestlers on the roster that I already had contact with other federations and I am attempting to make arrangements for everyone of you and I'll make sure you all will get a good contract. (he stops again and wipes the tears out of his eyes).
Prez Cazzo: Finally I want to say that I PROMISE that the next weeks of EWCL television will be the greatest EVER!!!! You have my word on that..........Thank you all and have a great night....
(Cazzo drops the microphone and the wrestlers start to walk out, followed by Prez Cazzo who is still trying to fight the tears).
JP: I....I....I...dunno what to say right now.
ND: I do. If this is all true, then we are out of jobs in a month.
JP: Nooo, it can't be. I can't be over like that. Thats just not possible.
ND: Well you heard the master speak. It were his words, not mine.
JP: I don't wanna think of it Neil. I don't wanna think of it right now. Let us start of with the show.
ND: Good idea John.
JP: First match of the evening is the match between The Stallion James Nethery and Xavier. It will be James Nethery's first real match in the EWCL. Last week we had that mess up in the ring with that "#100" figure. So James now gets his first real test. On the other hand Xavier won his first match in the EWCL last week. He walked right over Eleven.
ND: Who by the way is not Eleven, but he's 16. What an age, ooh what an age that was. I can remember clearly when I was that young. Smoking joints all day....drinking beer.....having sex with the girl next door....Oooh the good days.
JP: Neil!!! You know thats the language that got us kicked out of UPN!!!
ND: Well sorry!! I can't help it that I had a great youth and you had a boring one.
JP: Neil, don't make me hurt you. I'm not in the best mood you know.
ND: *cough* .....idiot....*cough*
JP: What?
ND: Nothing...
(At that moment the lights go dark as Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" begins. Red and blue lasers light up the arena as the lyrics echo. "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the class room. Teacher leave them kids alone. Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone." And on the lyrics "All along it's just another brick in the wall. All along you're just another brick in the wall." "The Stallion" James Nethery steps out from under the video screen which is showing highlight reels of his career intertwined with the obligitory Pink Floyd video. Nethery dressed in his ring-gear of black leather boots, black leather pants and tight black tank top, makes his way to the ring. The music begins to die and the crowd which has been giving a mixed reaction begins to settle. And James Nethery gets ready for his match.)
(While James Nethery is waiting for his opponent Xavier, we go backstage and we see Xavier knocking on Prez Cazzo's door. Xavier then enters the office and walks up to Prez Cazzo).
Prez Cazzo: What is it that you want? Don't you have a match Xavier? Can you make it quick, I have a million things to do.
Xavier: Sure boy. I know this might not be the right moment, but I'd like to ask a favour. I wanna change my entrance music. Is that possible?
Prez Cazzo: AND YOU COME TO ME ABOUT THAT?? Thats not my job, just go to the soundguy and he'll be happy to change it.
Xavier: Cool!!
Prez Cazzo: So which entrance music are you gonna use now then?
Xavier: "American Bad Ass"!!
(Prez Cazzo's mouth opens wide and his eyes get big).
Prez Cazzo: WHAT!?!
Xavier: "American Bad Ass"!!
Prez Cazzo: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!?
Xavier: No, why?
Prez Cazzo: You and nobody else is gonna use that music ever again in the EWCL. I never want to hear that music ever again, you hear me?!?
Xavier: But why?
Prez Cazzo: That music belonged to The Rage Rick O'Connor, the biggest piece of garbage the EWCL has ever seen!!!
Xavier: So does that mean I can't use it?
Prez Cazzo: You saw that right!! USE ANY OTHER SONG IN THE WORLD, USE A GODDAMN OTHER KID ROCK SONG. HE GOT PLENTY OF OTHER SHIT!! WHY DON"T YOU USE "COCKY", THAT WOULD SUIT YOU RIGHT!! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!
(Xavier doesn't even take the time to respond to that and he smirks and leaves the office. While he walks out of the office he mumbles to himself ...."Hehe, I knew that would tick him off....").
JP: Oooh bad timing by Xavier.
ND: Real bad timing. He's lucky Cazzo didn't execute the Cazzobreaker on him.
JP: Yep in history of bad timings, that was number one.
(Then Bawitdaba by Kid Rock starts to play and Xavier comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo him from the moment they see him. Xavier waves it away and he makes his way down to the ring. He reaches it and he slides in and stares at his opponent. The ref comes in and explaines the rules to both wrestlers).
Ding ding ding
JP: Nethery and Xavier circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they lock up. Once they hooked together, its Xavier who comes in with a knee to the midsection and Nethery has to let go off the tie up. Xavier grabs Nethery by the arm and he irish whips him into the ropes. Nethery comes off and Xavier does a headscissors take down!! Xavier artistically hops back to his feet and raises his hands in the air. But he only gets more heat from the crowd.
ND: Xavier smirks and picks up Nethery from the mat. He hands out a couple of chops to the chest and then wants to irish whip him again, but this time Nethery reverses the irish whip and Xavier flies into the ropes himself. Xavier comes off and Nethery dropkicks him in the face and Xavier goes down to the mat!! Nethery quickly to his feet and he starts to work on Xaviers legs as he stomps all over them.
JP: Nethery then picks Xavier up by the head and he throws a series of right hands to the side of Xaviers head. Xavier stumbles backwards and bounces into the ropes. When he comes back Nethery grabs his head and ....DDT ...straight into the mat!! Nethery goes for the first cover of the night but Xavier kicks out after two. Nethery picks his opponent up again and sends him into the ropes once more. Xavier comes off and Nethery backbody drops him to the mat!!
ND: Nethery is on a role here as he goes over to the corner and starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He is all the way on top now and he faces the crowd. He then jumps off for a moonsault and ......OOOOHHH Xavier lifts his knees up in time and Nethery flies straight into them!!! Ooh those ribs, those ribs!!! That can really hurt a man!!! Xavier takes his time to get up, but once he is up he goes right for Nethery.
JP: He picks up Nethery and ...roundhouse kick to the face....and Nethery falls down to the mat. Xavier hooks the leg and goes for the cover, 1.....................2.................but Nethery kicks out. Nethery dragged himself over to the ropes and he uses them to get back to his feet again. Xavier comes in and he kicks Nethery in the head and drags him back to the middle of the ring again. Xavier then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and does an elbow drop and hits it!!
ND: And Xavier is going for the pin again, but he only got a two count. Yeah right, like he would have gotten the win after an elbow drop!!! Oh man, what a hoot. Xavier now picks Nethery up again from the mat and he sends him into the ropes. Netehry comes off and he ducks Xaviers forearm and bounces into the opposite ropes. He comes off once again and ....SPEARS....Xavier to the mat!! Holy shit, did you see that?!?!! Great move there, great counterattack!!
JP: Nethery looks at Xavier for a moment and he then climbs the topturnbuckle again. Just like before he faces the crowd and he goes for another moonsault attempt!! He jumps off and .....MOONSAULT!!.....And he hits it and lands on Xavier!!! Wow, nicely done!! Nethery goes for the pin, 1.........................2................kick out. I can't believe and even Nethery is shaking his head. He thought he had it right there.
ND: But he's not letting go now. Nethery picks up Xavier by the head and he sets him up for a powerbomb. He tries, but Xavier blocks it with his foot. Nethery tries again, but Xavier blocks it again. And before Nethery can try another attempt, its Xavier who backdrops Nethery to the mat!! Xavier quickly goes over to the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle. He waits till Nethery is getting back up and ........DRAGON FLIGHT!!!!.....
JP: He hit Nethery with his finisher!! What a kick to the mouth after that 360 spin!!! Nethery is knocked out and Xavier goes for the cover. 1...........................2.....................3..........And he wins. Xavier wins this and is still undefeated after his second match in the EWCL.
(Commercials).
Bill Carty: This is Bill Carty on this sad EWCL night and I am backstage with Nick Dangero-
Nick:"The" Nick Dangerous...
BC: First question. Whats your reaction on Prez Cazzo's announcement?
Nick: What can I say.
BC:Right, so Nick, you made a strong debut about two weeks ago on Venom against Gargantuflem. Where you beat him with the devastating "Danger Driver". But this week, you weren't as successful, what happened?...
Nick:What happened?, WHAT HAPPENED? What happened is that Drake Laps had a streak of luck...A guardian angel, if you will, I mean many people are probably on the phone right now talking to their friends saying "Yeah, did you see last week when Nick Dangerous's undefeated streak ended to Drake Laps!?" Well Im gonna tell the world something right now, Drake Laps didn't beat me. Nobody has beaten me yet. The mere fact that people are THINKING that Drake Laps beat me just pisses the hell out of me. It sickens me....sssssssickens me Carty, that the referee even allowed a man like Neil Down to hit me with that chair! So, tonight, I'm out to bring the Undefeated streak to Two wins, ZERO LOSSES...Having that said, I am going to the ring...
(Nick leaves a stumped Carty looking clueless and then we switch to the arena).
(Groundbreaking by Swollen Members hits the PA system as Nick Dangerous walks to the ring...His fists are clenched and he looks pissed, as the Jobbers follow behind him also trying to act real annoyed. Nick and The Jobbers step in the ring.....Nick goes to the top corner and raises his arms, holding the EWCL Internet Title in his right hand as the fans boo him...Nick goes to the opposite corner....raises the belt...points to it, and talks trash to the fans as the Jobbers applaud him, and the fans booing gets louder and louder...Nick rolls out of the ring to get the mic...Brings the mic into the ring...)
Nick: Cut the music...
(The Music Cuts).
Nick: Now...As I stand here, "The" EWCL Internet Champion, I hear people always telling me "Thats not yours, you stole it!" When the reality of the situation clearly proves that I didn't steal this belt...I EARNED THIS DAMN BELT...And Chris Christ, If your so pissed off about it,All you have to do is ask. I mean, if you want a Title Shot, which you dont deserve, all you have to do is make the challenge. And of course I will accept it.But thats not why im here, I have two reasons for being here, one being, Cazzo...yes, the..."President" of the EWCL...You see Cazzo Im only here for a week, and already im getting hit with a chair by urgh..Neil Down, I have idiots like Christ on my case 24/7, And last but not least, these guys...
(Nick waves his hand towards the jobbers)
I mean please, Its been long enough, Im tired of it, these guys are spilling juice on my floors, crying when I raise my voice, not letting me sleep, tiring me out, causing me to tire easily in matches, and wasting my god damn time. So im telling you this...Im not requesting...Im not waiting for your approval on this desicion im TELLING you this. If I beat Christ and Laps later tonight, I am leaving these pieces of trash with you...
(The jobbers stand there, looking at Dangerous with disbelief, as Herbie sheds into tears)
Nick: No Buts about it, Im just ditching them...But hey, maybe im being too negative about them...I mean, I come to think of it...They aren't the reason I lost this match...Maybe the reason I lost this match is right to my left!...
(Nick Dangerous looks towards Neil Down...)
ND:Oh No...
JP: Told ya not to do it Neil
Nick: Yeah, I think thats it...Last I recall, Neil Down hit me with a chair last week. Didn't you Neil!?
(Nick rolls out of the ring, and walks into Neil's face).
Nick: I SAID, YOU HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!, DIDN'T YOU NEIL!!!
(Neils face turns into a deep red, as the sweat drips down his forehead...)
ND:*Gulp*..Yes...Yes I did...
Nick: Dont be nervous Neil....Get up man, Im not gonna hurt you...
ND:....Im fine here, thanks...
Nick: I SAID... GET THE HELL UP!
(Neil nervously stands up as you can see him shaking rapidly)
Nick: Now...What im gonna do is gonna hurt me more than its gonna hurt you...
(Nick stares with an Irate look on his face towards Neil Down...Nick puts his hand back...But then 'My Sacrifice' by Creed hits the PA System. As we see a look of fear in Nicks eyes...Nick goes inside the ring, and gets in the middle of the jobbers for protection. As the song blasts over the pa system smoke oozes out the rampway. The crowd seem please to see Chris Christ as a small echo of cheers starts then from the back walks out Chris Christ. Around his waist is his make shift International title made out of tin foil and some cardboard. Chris steps out wearing black leather pants and opened up grey shirt. He has mic in hand as the music fades he lifts the mic up to his lips to speak).
Christ: Just one second there Nick. I'm sitting in the back listening to some BillyJoel when I turn to look at my tv and your ugly mug is looking at me. So i'm listening to you and my tunes at the same time and i cant believe my ears. It went a little something like this...
(Christ starts to sing to the tune of Uptown Gril by Billy Joel!)
Christ: "Now...As I stand here, as "The" EWCL UPTOWN GIRL, I hear people always telling me, "SHES BEEN LIVIN IN HER WHITE BREAD WORLD" When the reality of the situation clearly proves that I didn't steal this SHIP COMES IN..." That is the point when I turned my stereo off and decided to actually pay attention to you. You were talking about if I,me, The Messiah, wanted a shot all I had to do was ask? What the hell? Read whats on this belt Dangermouse!!It says International champion Chris Christ!! I have the right mind to come down there like a flash of lightning from heaven and beat you down to hell!!
Nick: Is that right Christ...You really think you stand the slightest CHANCE against me! Hell, Im out of your league. You make talk about how you are still champion, when all you are is a Chump! And me, I am a REAL champion. I have wrestled people like you for about two and a half years of my life now, and I'm sick of it, why wont anyone realize, when in comparison of Me, and Them, I always come out on top, and there isn't a man alive who can prove me wrong, but Christ, if you want to make that mistake. By all means go right ahead, but know this...Right now, in this ring, there is me, and...well, these guys, so think about it Christ, dont make an ass of yourself in front of all these people, because you wouldnt stand a chance, because, well, you may be the messiah, BUT I AM YOUR GOD...
Christ: Wrestled people like me for years? You have never stepped into the ring with someone like me! I am 'The Messiah' and have proven that so far with a major title win in my first match and a 2-0 match record. There is nothing you can say to take that record away and you know there is didly crap what you can do aswell! This Venom will be my second sweetest moment since coming here to start a new Chris legacy in the EWCL. After winning the title kicking your ass will come a close second!
Nick: Think what you want the fact...
Christ: Stop right there Nick! The only reason I don't come down there is cos I will be swarmed by that gang of hicks surrounding you. They will probably tie me down and stop me from getting anywhere near you! Plus the fact it will be so much sweeter to allow you to sweat it out in the back knowing you will have to step into the ring with me! No I got a better weapon to scare the livings outta those excuses for men. And it is a little somethin I prepared earlier!
(Christ walks to the curtain and from behind yanks out a familiar man...PETER PAN!!)
JP: Christ has got Peter Pan!
(All the jobbers suddenly drop to their knees in awe of their god and living legend. The jobbing king!! Peter Pan is dressed as the old Peter Pan and is tied up in his old green tights outfit. Christ has hold of him by the back of his collare and is throwing him around roughly. The crowd are now booing Christ!!)
Christ: Look at your pathetic jobbers! Down on their knees praying to their old god! You see this jobber Nick? He has achieved more than most people ever will in this fed! He won the Hardcore title! Hardcore title?! It means nothing to me!
(With that Chris takes a small run up and launchs Pan off the stage onto the concrete floor).
JP: OH SWEET JESUS NO!! CHRIST JUST THREW PAN OFF THE STAGE!! THAT LITTLE GUYS BACKS GOTTA BE BROKEN IN HALF!! MONSTROUS SIMPLY MONSTROUS!!
(He lands with a thud. In the ring the jobbers all get up and run to the aid of Peter Pan who lays out cold on the floor. Boos echo around the arena as Chris looks down at the fallen Pan and his jobber friends. Herbie sits crying next to Pan, other jobbers run around pointlessly not having a clue. Chris then looks up and sees Nick still standing in the ring with Neil Down on his knees next to him. Chris's smile soon fades and Nick also has a serious look on his face. After a second or two Chris makes his move, taking flight down the ramp. Nick also takes flight and exits through the audience. Chris is left standing in the middle of the ring as Neil Down stands up and hugs him. He pushes him off and leaves the ring).
JP: We'll be right back after this folks!
(Commercials).
JP: Back again and its time for our second match of the evening. But first Neil, are you ok?
ND: Uhm...uh...ofcourse I am...Why wouldn't I be?
JP: Coz Nick Dangerous just had you down on your knees.
ND: Man, you make it seem like I got humiliated or something.
JP: Ooh.....nevermind Neil. Its no use talking to you anyway.
ND: Alright then. Next match is between All American Hero The Punisher and Gargantuflem. The Punisher lost his Prime Time Title last week to Steve Studnuts while G-Flem had the honour to defeat MacBeth. Now these two big guys will face eachother one on one.
(American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. The crowd cheers him on, but not as much as they used to do in the past. The Punisher reaches the ring and slides in).
(Want by Disturbed starts to play and the 7,5" tall Gargantuflem appears from behind the curtains. He gets mixed reactions from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. The big powerhouse is focussed on this match and he reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring. The ref explains the rules and calls for the bell so the match can begin).
Ding ding ding
JP: Its on!! Punisher and G-Flem charge in on eachother and they start to trade right hands back and forth. Its The Punisher who gets the initiative and he follows a right hand up with a big chop to the chest. He then lifts G-Flem up and atomic drops him with a result that G-Flem flies backfirst into the corner. The Punisher follows in hot pursuit and splashes on top off G-Flem!! The Punisher grabs G-Flem and sends him into the opposite corner.
ND: G-Flem flies in hard and again Punisher comes charging in. But ooooooh this time G-Flem lifts his leg up and The Punisher flies facefirst into that big boot!!! Punisher goes down to the mat and G-Flem picks him up and executes a stalling suplex!!! G-Flem picks Punisher up from the mat again and irish whips him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and ....tilt-a-whirl-driver that sends Punisher back to the mat again!!
JP: G-Flem for the cover, 1...................2...........but Punisher kicks out. Punisher is trying to get back up, but G-Flem lifts him from the ground by his legs, which are crossed and tucked under his armpits. Oooh man Gargantuan Leglock, this must really hurt the left shin!!! The Punisher is definately in pain right here, but he refuses to tap out. G-Flem then lets go off the leglock and he picks up The Punisher from the mat. He does a one-hand scoop slam and Punisher lands back on the mat again.
ND: G-Flem bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for a knee drop, but Punisher moves out of the way in time. Punisher rolls himself out of the ring for a moment and he checks his left chin. He then walks over to the ringsteps and gets back into the ring. He and G-Flem lock up and its Punisher who waistlocks his opponent. Punisher goes for a german suplex and ....he hits it!!! Punisher continues and he picks up G-Flem and sends him into the ropes.
JP: G-Flem comes off and Punisher grabs him and ....big powerslam!!!.....Great strength!! Punisher for the cover, 1..........................2..........but G-Flem kicks out rather easily so it seems. Punisher goes over to the corner and he starts to climb the second rope. He then jumps off for a double axehandle, but oooooooh G-Flem got up in the meantime and he hits Punisher straight in the face with a big uppercut!!
ND: And The Punisher goes down!! G-Flem grabs the 4 time Prime Time Champion by the head and ......DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!!!.....What an impact, did you see that ring move!?!...G-Flem is not going for the pin, but instead he picks Punisher up again. He picks him up and .....grabs him by the throat!! Oooh yeah!!! He got Punisher by the throat and hear his fans scream!!! G-Flem stalls for a moment and ......CHOKESLAM!!!!....
JP: Good God, thats the first time I see someone chokeslam The Punisher!!! Not every man can do that, it takes a real strong man to accomplish that. And G-Flem is a severly strong man!! But anyway back to the match. G-Flem is standing over The Punisher now and picks him up right now. He grabs him and ......GARGANTUAN DRIVER!!!!.... HIS FINISHER!!!! Good God!!!. And he goes for the cover. 1..............................2............................3....... G-Flem gets the win. He beats The Punisher, what a great win!!
(G-Flem gets up and raises his hands in the air and his fans cheer him on wildly).
Bill: Chris! Mr.Christ hold up!
(Chris slows down and turns to meet Carty)
Bill: Chris, earlier this week you were issued a challenge by Drake Laps 'The High Flying Miracle'. Challenged to a match at Family Values for the Internet title. What do you have to say about that?
Christ: Laps wants a shot at the title? My title! A shot at it if he wins tonight?! Laps there was no point in making that challenge because regardless of who wins tonight at Family Values I want my title back. I want my real strap of gold around the REAL champions waist. Nick Dangerous has it, Nick Dangerous is who I concentrate on! For now!
Carty: What does that mean Chris?
Christ: It means it doesnt matter to me who I face at Family Values. Drake Laps, Nick Dangerous, Exile, frikkin all three for all I care! What matters is that at Family Values I will have the gold back. And I will, lets say, go the extreme HEIGHTS to get it back!!
Carty: But do you accept the challenge?
Christ: Wait and see Carty, wait and see
(Scene fades out)
JP: Chris Christ sure's ready.
ND: Damn straight he is. The Messiah Is Coming once Again!!
JP: Ok then. But he has to wait a bit first. Coz now its time for Steve Studnuts and Exile. New Prime Time Champion Steve Studnuts has to defend his title against commissioner Exile. We know that the Prime Time Title is one of the hardest to keep, because you have to defend it about every single week. Just look at the last weeks, look at all the different Prime Time Champions, we had Steel Brasco, Mystic, Drake Laps, The Punisher and now we have Studnuts.
ND: Yes its a hard title to keep, especially when the competition is so tough as at the moment in the EWCL.
JP: After Steve Studnuts won the Prime Time Title he went to Commissioner Exile and demanded a shot against Sean Corvik. Exile said no to that, but instead he would face Studnuts himself. So there you have it.
ND: Besides that Studnuts asked for a special stipulation for this match, that if he manages to defeat Exile that he gets a match with Universal Champion Blade. On the other hand Exile said that if he wins the title that he might wanna use that as the prize for a Royal Rumble at Family Values. So who knows what will lead out of all this.
(Born of a broken man by Rage Against the Machine starts to play and Exile appears. The crowd starts to cheer the commissioner on and Exile slowly makes his way to the ring. On his way to the ring it looks like he is talking to someone, but noone is there. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(Divine by Korn starts to play and Steve Studnuts comes out. The same routine like every week takes place now. The female part of the audience cheers and whistles at Studnuts while the male part of the audience boos him. Steve Studnuts got the Prime Time Title around his waist and he wears his usual attire. He finally reaches the ring and he hands the title over to Jay Blue and after that he slides into the ring).
Ding ding ding
JP: The match has started and Studnuts and Exile circle eachother for about 7 seconds before they lock up. Studnuts hooks in a sideheadlock and the two go into the ropes. Studnuts lets go off the headlock and Exile goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off and Studnuts takes him down with a flying shouldertackle!! Exile goes down to the mat and he checks his shoulder. Smart move by Studnuts, he's attacking Exile's injured shoulder.
ND: Yes not smart of Exile to tell everyone that his shoulder hasn't really recovered. But then again, everyone saw that Exile had problems with his shoulder ever since he stepped into the EWCL. But still Studnuts uses it in his advantage and thats smart thinking. Studnuts picks Exile up from the mat and he hands out a couple of chops to the chest. He then irish whips Exile into the corner and the commissioner flies in shoulderfirst!! Ooooh!!
JP: That must hurt!! Studnuts rushes in and he turns Exile around and pushes him backfirst into the corner. He then starts to kick Exile into the midsection. Studnuts follows that up with a series of shoulderblocks into Exile's midsection!! He then grabs Exile's arm and he irish whips him into the ropes again. Exile comes off and Studnuts grabs him, but Exile shouts out "I'm not weak!!" And reverses it into a jawbreaker!!!
ND: Exile gets to his feet again and he picks Studnuts up and hands out a couple of right hands to the face. He then lifts Studnuts up and executes a full nelson slam!!! The commissioner comes in and picks Studnuts up again and starts with another series of chops to the chest. The crowd goes ooooh and aaaahhh while he does that. Exile then irish whips Studnuts, but Studnuts reverses the whip and sends Exile into the ropes himself.
JP: Exile comes off and Studnuts grabs him and ...SPINEBUSTER!!!.....Nicely done by the current Prime Time Champion. Studnuts gets up and he picks Exile up and drags him over to the nearest corner. He then starts to ramm Exile's head into the topturnbuckle. 1...2....3....4....5....6.....7....8....9....10.... Studnuts stops, but doesn't let go off Exile's head and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!!
ND: Studnuts rolls to the outside and he goes over to Exile and picks him up by the head. He drags him over to the nearest ringpost and ......BAMMMMM.... he slamms Exile's head into it!!! Exile almost falls to the concrete but he can just control himself. Studnuts then starts with his standing sweep kicks to the side!! We have seen him do this move in all his matches sofar. He hits Exile one time with that standing sweep kick in the side, he hits him a second time with a standing sweep kick. And he hits him a thir......noooooo waitttt!!!
JP: Exile grabbed the leg!! And he pulls Studnuts towards him with that leg and clotheslines him straight to the concrete!!! Way to go Exile!! The commissioner takes a few deep breaths and then goes over to Studnuts and picks him up. Now its Exile's time to drag him over to the ringpost and .....BAMMMM.... He bashes Studnuts's head into the steel ringpost. And...BAMMMMMM......he did it again!! I doubt that the girlies will like that. Exile then picks Studnuts up and he body slamms him to the concrete!!! Exile then climbs on the apron and he jumps off for a legdrop on Studnuts!! Good Goddd!!! Exile gets to his feet and he picks up Studnuts.
ND: Exile grabs Studnuts by the arm and he irish whips him and.....WHAMMMM... Studnuts flies into the steel ringsteps!!! Good God!!! Exile hesitates for a second but the he decides to charge in, but OOOOOOOH MANNN!!!! Studnuts moved out of the way in time and Exile flies shoulderfirst into those steel ringsteps!! With his injured shoulder he went right into those ringsteps. He must be in so much pain. Haha!!
JP: Studnuts doesn't give Exile the time to recuperate and he picks him up from the ground and he rolls him back into the ring again. Studnuts climbs in aswell and he picks up Exile and .....executes a jumping piledriver!!!....And Studnuts goes for the cover, 1............................2..................but Exile kicks out. Studnuts picks Exile up again and this time he executes a butterfly suplex!! And for the second time he goes for the cover, but again he only gets a two count.
ND: Studnuts picks Exile up from the ground and wow wait, he's spitting at Exile!!! But Exile ducks in time and OOOOOH NOOOOOO, the ref is standing right behind Exile!! Steve Studnuts just spitted the referee in the face!!! Oh man thats disgusting!! The referee is taking a hankie out of his pocket and starts to clean his face.
(At the same moment its The Punisher who comes running out to the ring. He's carrying his silver ball-bat and he slides in the ring and comes up from behind Steve Studnuts, turns him around and ...WHAMMMMM.....nails him with that silver ball-bat!!! And Studnuts goes down to the mat!!! After that The Punisher rolls out of the ring and leaves again).
JP: Exile is standing in the ring and is shaking his head. Apparently this is not the way he wants this win. He looks at the ref who has just finished cleaning the spit out of his face and therefore didn't see what went down. Exile turns back towards Studnuts and goes for the cover, 1.....................................2....................but nooooo 3, Studnuts kicks out!!! Exile then picks him up and ......OUTCAST.......WOW!!! This must definately be it then!!! Exile for the cover and.1................................2..............................3.........Yes Exile gets the win here!!
(The ref comes in and wants to hand over the Prime Time Title to Exile and raise his hand in the air. But all Exile wants right now is a microphone. He gets one and starts to speak).
Exile: Studnuts, I'm sorry. I'm deeply sorry. I didn't want to win like this. Truly, you got to believe me. Well actually I don't mind winning like this, what I do mind is taking your Prime Time Title like this. Frankly I didn't really wanted the title anyway. All I wanted to do with it was use it for a Royal Rumble at Family Values. So Studnuts what about it. What about it, that you can keep your title, but that you promise that you put it on the line at Family Values in a Royal Rumble. A Royal Rumble with perhaps even more at stake. So what do you say?
(Studnuts is still half knocked out, but he looks up and nodds "yes").
JP: So there you have it, we are gonna see a Royal Rumble during the last PPV!! How awesome!!
Exile: Oh and Studmuffin. If you are a good boy I'm even granting you a match against my brother Universal Champion Blade next week.
(Exile then drops the mic and throws the Prime Time Title over to Steve Studnuts).
(Commercials).
Laps: I Know that you are a busy person Mr. Styles…But this just happened a few days ago and I need you to find it…
Frank Styles: What is it Mr. Laps? Is a murder? Did someone steal a child at your store? What Mr.Laps…
Laps: Alright…I was sitting there in my Sexton's Chicken Shack closing the store for the night…And someone broke in breaking all the lights…They ran in, stole something, broke the window, and left in some type of truck…I looked around…and…
(Laps starts to bawl as Styles looks at Drake in confusion)
Frank Styles: I am sorry if he stole your wife, Mr. Laps…Kelly was a great girl to everyone…
Laps: They stole someone even better than her…BOXIE! THEY STOLE MY MAILBOX RIGHT FROM UNDER MY EYES!
Frank Styles: You're the crazy guy who talks to a Mailbox, Mr. Laps?
Laps: I am not crazy! Boxie is my best friend! You have to help me Frank! HELP ME FIND MY MAILBOX! I am going to go crazy and psychotic if I don't find my Boxie…
Frank Styles: I am sorry Mr. Laps…I cannot and will not help you find this, this mailbox that you call Boxie…We have kidnappings everyday that are for more important people…You will have to tell your local police department about this and maybe they can help you…
Laps: Fine than…Get out…
(Frank Styles leaves the room as Laps slams the door behind him)
Laps: No Respect for a loving friend…NO RESPECT AT ALL!
(The scene goes back to the commentators)
ND: Its time. Its that time. Its Christ Time once again!!! We know it all. We know all about this match, but John tell them once again what all happend.
JP: To sum it up its like this. Chris Christ won the Internet Title on his first appeance. He beat Joe Johnson in an extraordinary match, but after that match it was Nick Dangerous who stole Chris's title. So thats the story between Nick and Chris. Let me also add that in the EHW it was Chris who stole a title that Nick won, so its kinda a feud that started in a different federation. Finally last week Drake Laps defeated Nick Dangerous in a singles match, but he did that with a little help from you Neil.
ND: I didn't mean to help Laps.
JP: No, you meant to hurt Nick Dangerous.
ND: You see, thats not the same.
JP: But anyway, now all three of them step into the ring together. Its a non-title match, but if either Nick or Drake manage to win here then they probly earn themselves a titleshot very soon. But now its time for...
ND: THE MESSIAH...
JP: THE HIGHFLYING MIRACLE and....
ND: NICK THE D&%K
JP: NEIL!!!! Will you stop insulting him!!!
ND: First he should give the Internet Title back to Christ!! And I also believe that it was Nick Dangerous who stole Boxie. I am almost 100% certain of that.
(At that moment Trust by Megadeth starts to play and "The Highflying Miracle" Drake Laps comes out. He runs to the ring and once he reaches it he slides in and gets ready for his two opponents).
(Groundbreaking by Swollen Members starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous appears on the ramp. He got Chris Christ his Internet Title around his waist. He's wearing a shirt that says "The REAL champion". Nick Dangerous starts to make his way down to the ring. But then from behind the curtains its Chris Christ who already comes out and he attacks Nick Dangerous from behind).
ND: HELL YEAHH!!! GO DANNY GO!!
JP: CHRIS!
ND: Hey, its a Christ!!
JP: Christ attacks Dangerous from behind and nails him with a double axehandle that takes Nick to the concrete!! Christ then turns Dangerous around and jumps on top off him and starts to hand out a couple of fists!! Christ then pulls the Internet Title belt off of Nicks waist and starts to smack Nick in the head with it!! ....BAMMMMM.....BAMMMMMMM.......BAMMMM.....
ND: Oh yessss!!! This is like a dream come true!! I believe Nick Dangerous is busted open from those shots to the head!! Don't stop Chris, Don't stop!! And he's not stopping Chris Christ is still seated on Nick and is still handing out rights and lefts to his head. But then its Drake Laps who rolls himself out of the ring and he runs all the way to Christ and Dangerous. Laps reaches the two wrestlers and he jumps on the guardrail thats close to the two and he uses the guardrail as a springboard and then does a corkscrew moonsault and lands on both Christ and Dangerous!!!
JP: Now thats why he is The Highflying Miracle!!! Laps gets back up again after that aerial move and he picks both Christ and Nick up by the head and he drags both of them back to the ring. The three reach the ring and Laps rolls both his opponents back into the ring again. Laps then climbs the apron and starts to climb the corner. Laps climbs all the way to the topturnbuckle and he waits till Dangerous is back to his feet. Once he is, Laps jumps off of the toprope for a HURRICANRANA!!!
ND: But WOWWW.....Nick Dangerous reverses that toprope Hurricanrana and turns it into a powerbomb!!! Holy Potatoes!!! Did you see that!! I almost felt that myself!! Nick Dangerous grabs Laps again and this time he executes a russian leg sweep. Nick wants to pick Laps up again, but then its Christ who comes in from behind!! Christ turns Nick around and the two start to go at it. Rights and lefts are handed out. Then its Dangerous who gets the overhand as he grabs Christ and whips him into the ropes.
JP: Christ comes off and Dangerous does an impressive overhead belly to belly suplex!! The Nick then goes for the cover, but Chris kicks out after two. Dangerous picks Christ up again and he sends him into one of the four corners and Christ flies in backfirst!!! Dangerous charges in right away, but Chris Christ hops up and jumps on the topturnbuckle and Dangerous flies chestfirst into the corner!!!
ND: Dangerous staggers backwards a bit and at that moments Chris Christ jumps off the toprope for a MISSILE DROPKICK and he hits Dangerous and he goes down to the mat!!! OOOH FREAKING JESUS YEAH!!! And Christ goes for the cover, this could be it, 1.........................2..........but Laps comes in and kicks Christ to the head and breaks the count. Christ gets to his feet by Laps kicks him into the gut and follows that up with a snap suplex!!
JP: Laps then quickly bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he does a summersault and lands on Christ!! Now he goes for the cover, but Christ kicks out after two. Drake Laps picks Christ up once again and sends him in the ropes. Christ comes off and Laps does a hiptoss to take Christ down again. Laps goes to pick up Christ again, but oooh lowblow by Christ and he follows that up with a swinging neckbreaker!!
ND: Laps is layed out on the mat now and Christ picks him up and wants to throw him over the toprope to the outside. But at that moment its Nick Dangerous who comes in and he clotheslines Christ to the back of the head and Christ flies over the toprope to the outside!!! Noooooo!!!! Dangerous rolls himself to the outside and he goes right after Christ!! Dangerous gets a hold of Christ and he drags him over to the guardrail.
JP: Nick lifts Christ up and oooooh he drops Christ facefirst onto the guardrail!!! OOOh I hope Christ got dental insurance.
ND: Yes he does.
JP: That wasn't really a question, but thanks for clearing that up.
ND: No problem.
JP: ...Uhuh......Ok, Dangerous now lifts Christ up again and he places him with his back against the guardrail. Nick Dangerous then takes a few steps back and he then charges in on Christ!! But ooooooohhhh Christ counters by backdropping Nick Dangerous over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Hell man!!! Christ takes his time now as he climbs over the guardrail and he picks up Nick and throws him back to ringside.
ND: Christ climbs back over the guardrail aswell and he drags Dangerous over to the Spanish announcetable. He lifts Dangerous on top off the table and he climbs on right after. Dangerous is layed on his back and Christ gets on the table and ......HE HOOKS IN A FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK......What a great move!! I have never seen anyone do this before, a figure four leglock on the spanish announcetable!!!
JP: But look at Drake Laps. Whats he up to? Laps got back up again and he is climbing the toprope now. He stands on the topturnbuckle and he sees Christ who got Dangerous in a figure four leglock. Laps looks again and .....HE DIVES OFF THE TOPROPE AND LANDS ON BOTH CHRIST AND DANGEROUS AND ALL THREE OF THEM GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKET THAT BEFORE!?!?
ND: I know I haven't!! Unbelievable!! Ok, I have to agree with you. He certainly is The Highflying Miracle!!! That was some move!! And that took the wind out of everyone. All three competitors are still on the concrete between whats left of that spanish announcetable. But that gives us time to see a rerun of what just happend. We see Christ with a figure four leglock on Dangerous and then its Laps who dives off the toprope and all three go through the table. Amazing.
JP: And now after about 20 seconds its Drake Laps who's the first to get back to his feet and hear that crowd go!! The crowd loves this guy and his moves. Laps picks up Chris Christ and he drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Laps then slides back in the ring too. He grabs Christ and he DDT's him back to the mat again!!! Drake Laps follows that up with a couple of kicks to the head. He then goes over to the corner again. He climbs the toprope and he signals for The LAPIDATOR, his Shooting star guillotine legdrop finisher!!
ND: Laps is about to dive off, but wooooooowwwwww its Nick Dangerous who's standing on the apron and he pushes Laps off the toprope and Laps falls all the way to the outside!! OOOOOOH HOLY SHITTT!!!!! The kid took a bad landing, a very bad landing there!! In the ring we see that Chris Christ is still on the mat, while Nick Dangerous is climbing the toprope right now. He reaches the top and he stands on top and dives off for frog splash, but oooh Chris Christ moved out of the way in time and Dangerous flies straight to the mat!!
JP: Christ picks Dangerous up from the mat right away and ......THE SIGN OFF!!!......He got it!!! Christ goes for the cover and. 1....................................2................................3.........He wins!!!
ND: YESSSS......YESSSSSS.....YESS..... He did it again!! He stays undefeated!!! And he beat Nick Dangerous!! He pinned The Nick!!! Hahaha!!!
(In the ring we see that Chris Christ is celebrating right now. He raises his hands in the air, but then goes over to Nick Dangerous and starts to trash talk to him. We also see that Drake Laps slowly is getting back up on the outside. What Christ doesn't see though is that Laps uses the apron to get back up and that Laps grabs the Internet Title. Laps puts the Internet Title around his waist and he leaves through the crowd while the people cheer him on).
(By now Chris Christ is done with his trash talk and he looks around to get his Internet Title, but he can't find it. Its gone. Its gone again. And Chris Christ is going insane from the madness and he slides out of the ring and runs back to the lockerroom area).
JP: Hahaha!!
ND: No, no, no..... Not again!!!
Prez Cazzo: What do you want Styles?
Frank Styles: I came here coz I have some news.
Prez Cazzo: News? What kind of news? Couldn't you tell me over the phone?
Frank Styles: No, I had to come out here and tell you personally.
Prez Cazzo: Whats so important that you have to tell me personally? I thought everything was cleared up. You arrested Alexander Glory and you said you had good evidence that he did it. What more is there to tell?
Frank Styles: Well, hmm, not sure how I have to say this, but........He got away.
Prez Cazzo: Who got away? What got away?
Frank Styles: Our suspect, Alexander Glory.......he got away.
Prez Cazzo: He got away?!? How the hell did he got away?!?
Frank Styles: I don't know what happend. One moment he was still in his cell, and the next moment he was gone.
Prez Cazzo: HELLO!!!! This is not a movie or a cartoon or something. How can someone, who is locked up in a cell, can get out? Tell me that?
Frank Styles: I....I...don't know how this happend.
Prez Cazzo: Way to go FBI.
Frank Styles: So the reason that I am here is mostly to ask if you have seen or talked to Alexander Glory during the last 24 hours.
Prez Cazzo: No, I haven't. Are you ready now?
Frank Styles: You sure you haven't?
Prez Cazzo: Yes, I'm pretty damn sure. Now get the hell out of my office.
(Frank Styles leaves the office and while he does Cazzo shakes his head in disbelief).
(Scene fades out).
JP: Ok, we are back for the last time tonight. What a night it has been. It first started off with that announcement that Prez Cazzo made. Then after we have seen some great matches. And now its time for the main event. Last week Blade defeated Sean Corvik to become the new Universal Champion. Now tonight he has to defend that title against that same Sean Corvik.
ND: And this time Exile won't be the special referee.
JP: I wouldn't say that Blade only won last week because Exile was the special referee. I think that would go a bit far.
ND: But its the damn truth John.
JP: I wouldn't say that.
ND: I would!
JP: Yes you just did.
ND: So there won't be any interferences by Exile or Roadblock?
JP: I doubt it, but then again, you never know.
ND: I heard though that Corvik already made measurements to prevent that anymore intereferes tonight.
JP: He did?
ND: Yep, I heard that Mystic is ready to come out if someone tries to pull something.
JP: Ahah, yes Corvik and Damien Kincade are good friends again. But lets go to ringside now.
(Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and the lights go off for a moment. When they come on again we see Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik standing on the top of the ramp. The crowd boos him, but he doesn't seem to even notice it. He starts to make his way down the ramp to ringside. He finally reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).
(Then out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat and the EWCL's Universal Championship Belt around his wait and carrying one of the EWCL Tag Team Championship Belts on his right shoulder. He enters the ring and sits on one of the turnbuckles, simply awiating for the match to begin as he holds up the EWCL Universal Championship Belt for all to see).
(Blade then hands over the titlebelts to the referee and the referee hands them over to Jay Blue. The referee then explains the rules to both wrestlers).
Ding ding ding
JP: Blade and Corvik start to circle eachother. After about 10 seconds of circling and staring, they finally tie up. Its Corvik who waistlocks Blade, but Blade reverses the waistlock. But before Blade can do something Corvik hits him with an elbow to the face and Blade lets go of the waistlock. Once again the two circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they tie up for a second time. This time Sean Corvik gets in a knee to the gut and he follows that up with sending Blade into the ropes.
ND: Blade comes off and Corvik takes him down with a big clothesline. Corvik takes his time as he waits till Blade gets back to his feet again. The two circle eachother for a third time and this time its serious. Corvik charges in on Blade and starts to hammer down on him with his fists. Blade tries to block the shots, but Corvik is just too aggressive at the moment. Corvik follows that up with sending Blade into the ropes for a second time.
JP: Corvik wants to backdrop Blade, but the Universal Champion reads the move and he grabs Corvik by the head and slamms it straight into the mat!!! Blade grabs Corvik from the mat and irish whips him into the ropes, and when Corvik comes off he hits him with a spinebuster!! Blade lands on Corvik and starts a series of rights to the face. Now its Corvik who tries to block it, but this time Blade's agression is too much for him.
ND: Blade gets back to his feet and he picks Corvik up, grabs his head and DDT's Corvik to the mat!! Blade goes for the cover, 1.........................2..................but Corvik kicks out. Where is the time that a ddt was a big finishing move. Those times are gone. Blade bounces into the ropes and he gets off and does an elbow drop on Corvik. Blade then follows that up with picking Corvik up and sending him into the ropes again.
JP: But this time Corvik holds on to the ropes and he taunts Blade to come get him. Blade doesn't hesitate for a moment and he charges in on Corvik, but oooooh Corvik backdrops him over the toprope to the outside!!! Corvik grins and he rolls to the outside and goes over to the broken Spanish announcetable and he picks up one of the monitors. He goes back towards Blade and sees that Blade is struggling to get back to his feet. Corvik swings the monitor and ....WHACK.....he nails Blade in the head with it!!
ND: And he goes down to the concrete!! The Universal Champion is down!! Sean Corvik is still holding that monitor and he starts to walk up the ringsteps. He climbs up to the top of the ringsteps and Corvik then holds the monitor above his head and he then throws it down on Blade!!! WHAMMMMM!!!......Oh my Godddd!!! What an impact!! There's not much left of that monitor and it flew right into Blade's midsection!!! Awesome!!
JP: Corvik smirks and he steps down the ringsteps again and walks back over to Blade. He picks his opponent up and he rolls him back into the ring again. Corvik follows in after and the first thing he does is pick up Blade and ....Asphyxiation!!!.....Sean Corvik then goes to cover Blade, 1..............................2.................but the Universal Champion kicks out. He's showing that he's not gonna give up this easily.
ND: Corvik grabs Blade by the head and picks him up. He then sends him into one of the four corners and Blade flies in backfirst!! Corvik follows in hot pursuit, but oooooh Blade counters with sticking his elbow out and Corvik flies facefirst into that elbow!!! Blade gets out of the corner and he grabs Corvik and throws him backfirst into the corner. Blade then lifts his boot up and puts it to Corviks throat and starts to choke him like that!!
JP: Blade then lets go off the chokehold and when Corvik comes out of the corner, Blade grabs him and .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!....Good gracious God!!!...And Blade goes for another cover attempt, 1.................................2...............but noooo Corvik kicks out of it. Blade gets up and he lifts up Corvik and .....FULL NELSON SLAM!!! And after executing that move he covers him once more, but again he only gets a two count.
ND: Blade looks to the referee and it looks like he asks if he's sure that wasn't a three count. The referee shakes his head and Blade focusses back on Corvik. He picks him up and hooks him up for a german suplex, but Corvik reverses with a mulekick and Blade lets go. Corvik follows that up right away with a diamond cutter!!! Wow great!!! And both men are down! After about 6 seconds its Sean Corvik who is the first to get back up again.
JP: He stands in the middle of the ring and he looks at Blade. He then goes over to Blade and lifts him up and hits him with his ..SEDATION!!!..... Corvik goes for the cover, but Blade kicks out. Corvik can't believe it and he rolls himself to the outside and he pushes Paco off his chair and he grabs the steelchair of the spanish commentator. And he takes the chair with him into the ring. Corvik walks up to Blade and waits till he gets back to his feet.
ND: When Blade is back up Corvik swings the chair and ........wow!!! The referee blocks it!! He's blocking the chairshot as it is an illegal object!! Oh my God!!! Thats a referee with some nerve! Corvik now turns around and looks straight in the eyes of the referee. We can see the fright in the refs eyes, but he's sticking to his intention and again he tells Corvik not to use that chair. Eventually Corvik drops the chair and turns around towards Blade again.
JP: But ooooh Corvik turns around and Blade was ready and ......THE DARKEST HOUR!!!.....Blade hooked in The Darkest Hour on Corvik!!! Who would of thought that would happen!! And Corvik is trying everything he can to get out of that submission move. He's struggling, but instead of trying to reach for the ropes, Corvik is trying to take steps behind. He's trying to walk backwards. He's forcing Blade to move backwards, and .....oooooooh Corvik forces Blade into the corner and Blade flies backfirst into the topturnbuckle and at the same moment he has to let go off Corvik!! And both men fall down to the mat!!
ND: Oh man, this is something!!! Blade and Corvik get up from the ground at the same time, but its Blade who grabs Corvik by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and .....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!......And they take eachother out again!!! What a match!!! Both men are physically exhausted. Look at what they put eachother through!! Its amazing and they are still going. The referee is counting, but I already see movement. Both Corvik and Blade are slowly getting back to their feet again.
JP: They both get up and Corvik stomps his foot to the ground and ....he goes for ...INSANITY's EMBRACE!!!......But oooooohhhh Blade catches the leg and he spins Corvik around once and kicks him to the gut!! Blade grabs Corvik and hooks in the BLADE RUNNER, but Corvik can push Blade off of him before Blade can execute his finisher. Blade comes charging in and........INSANITY"S EMBRACE!!!! This time Corvik hits it!!!
ND: Corvik picks Blade up and ......THE DARKEST HOUR!!!!!.........He got it hooked in!! He got it!!! And Blade is struggling!! He's struggling to get out, but he can't do it!!! He can't!!! And he.....he....he taps out!! Blade taps out and Sean Corvik wins!! We have a new Universal Champion! After one week its Sean Corvik who becomes the Universal Champion again.
(Sean Corvik raises his hands in the air and he asks for his Universal Title Belt. The referee hands it over to him and Corvik kisses the belt and puts it over his shoulder).
JP: What a win and what a night it has been. Alot of news, alot of surprises and most importantly some great matches. I am John Pilchard and I wanna say goodbye and till next Venom. And please tune in again coz there won't be many Venom left anymore!! Goodbye!!