(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Blade, Exile, Chris Christ, Steve Studnuts, The Punisher and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).

(The titantron comes on again and it shows footage of last weeks Venom. It shows Prez Cazzo standing in the ring ready to tell everyone whats going on in the EWCL.

John Pilchard: That was last week folks. That was the beginning of the end.

Neil Down: Don't be such a drama-queen John.

JP: DRAMA-QUEEN?......DRAMA-QUEEN???

ND: Yes, drama queen.

JP: Did you actually thought of what happend last week? Did you, Neil? Did you realise that everyone will be out of a job in a few weeks time?

ND: Hmm, come to think of it, I wasn't more busy with other things.

JP: Other things? Other things? What other things?

ND: First of all I was finishing up the second chapter of the "Danny Christ Biography". And secondly I sneaked into Steve Studnuts lockerroom and had some fun with some lady in there.

JP: You did WHAT?

ND: Yes, thats whay I did. That Studnuts groupie even believed me when I said that when she did me that I would introduce her to Studnuts himself. Ha, some people are so naive!

JP: You disgust me, Neil! You really do.

ND: Agh, who cares John. You say the world is coming to an end now that EWCL is dying. After hearing that news there are two things you can do. Number one is worry, worry, worry. Number two is to get laid. And I went for number two.

JP: You really are unbelievable Neil.

ND: Thank you.

JP: ......

ND: So who's gonna start off here tonight John?

JP: First match is a threeway match between James Nethery, Xavier and Gargantuflem with a title shot for the Prime Time Title at stake. But I hear that we first are going backstage.

(We got backstage where we see Xavier knocking on Prez Cazzos door. Xavier lets himself in and stands in front of Cazzo with one hand behind his back).

Xavier: Whats up Cazzo?

Cazzo: What do you want Xavier? I hope you aren't here again to ask if you can use "that certain" entrance song.

Xavier: ....No....Cool, well actually, I came to give you a present.

(Xavier shows Cazzo a pornographic calendar.)

Xavier: Hey, I thought you could use one of these for your office man. I was gonna give it to Nick D. but that guys kinda....Well anyways you probably wont need some of these months so...

(Xavier ripes out some pages)

Xavier-"Here ya go, a March and April Calendar. You know, I think its pretty pathetic you can't get your own tv show. If I were president, this place would be so much better. I guess you're a failure though. Just like my one of my opponents tonight.

Cazzo: OUT!!! OUT OF MY OFFICE!!

Xavier: Yeah Yeah, but first Cazzo, since I'm such a nice guy...I'm gonna do you a favor too. Tonight there will be 3 more letters. Youre not closing EWCL, Ownage is.

(Xavier walks out)

Cazzo: I have no clue what he's talking about. How could I ever sign this guy, jeez.

(The scene fades out and we go to ringside).

(At that moment the lights go dark as Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" begins. Red and blue lasers light up the arena as the lyrics echo. "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the class room. Teacher leave them kids alone. Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone." And on the lyrics "All along it's just another brick in the wall. All along you're just another brick in the wall." "The Stallion" James Nethery steps out from under the video screen which is showing highlight reels of his career intertwined with the obligitory Pink Floyd video. Nethery dressed in his ring-gear of black leather boots, black leather pants and tight black tank top, makes his way to the ring. The music begins to die and the crowd which has been giving a mixed reaction begins to settle. And James Nethery gets ready for his match.)

JP: Did you see that knee brace on Nethery's left knee?

ND: Yep noticed that. Well if you knew a bit of his history, then you know that Nethery has had a lot of trouble with his left knee over the years. Thats his weak spot.

JP: So last weeks match against Xavier probly caused problems and pain again for that knee.

ND: Apparently John.

("Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against the Machine begins to play as the lights go black and the green lights form an X on the ring. Fireworks pop around the titantron as the lights come back on. Xavier makes his way down the aisle).

(Finally Want by Disturbed starts to play and the 7,5" tall Gargantuflem appears from behind the curtains. He gets mixed reactions from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. The big powerhouse is focussed on this match and he reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring. The ref explains the rules and calls for the bell so the match can begin).

(But just when the match is about to begin "Born of a broken man" starts to play and Commissioner Exile comes walking out. Exile is holding the Prime Time Title in his right hand and in his left hand he got a microphone. He reaches ringside and starts to speak).

Commissioner Exile: You all probly saw that Steve Studmuffin refused to accept the Prime Time Title after I gave it back to him. His pride was damaged and he gave the title back to Prez Cazzo. So fact is that the Prime Time Title is vacant. Another fact is that the Prime Time Champion was suppose to defend the title at Family Values in a Royal Rumble. Fact #3 is that the winner of this match was suppose to get a title shot next week against the Prime Time Champion. But now that the title is vacant I came up with the following stipulation. The winner of this match will be the last person to enter that Royal Rumble at Family Values. So the winner has the best chance to win the Prime Time Title at the PPV.

JP: Wow, intresting.

Commissioner Exile: This was your commissioner speaking, thank you.

(Exile turns around again and leaves ringside).

Ding ding ding

JP: All three men stare at eachother for a moment but then its Xavier who charges in on James Nethery. He takes him down to the mat with a headscissors takedown. Xavier is now seated on top off Nethery and starts to hand out right and left punches. But then G-Flem mixes himself in the fight and he lifts Xavier up from behind and executes a german suplex!!! G-Flem picks Xavier up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Xavier comes off and ...tilt-a-whirl driver by the big guy!! G-Flem picks Xavier up again and does a one-arm scoop slam.

ND: G-Flem goes for the early cover, but Xavier kicks out after 1 count. G-Flem lifts Xavier up again, but before he can do anything its Nethery who comes in and he dropkicks G-Flem in the back with a result that G-Flem flies into Xavier!! Xavier goes down to the mat and G-Flem lands on top of him. Nethery rushes over to the nearest corner and he starts to climb the turnbuckle. He climbs all the way to the top and he faces the crowd and jumps off for a moonsault and lands on both G-Flem and Xavier!!

JP: Nice move by The Stallion!! Nethery picks up Xavier and hands out a couple of chops to the chest. He then grabs his opponent by the arm and he sends him into a corner. Xavier flies in backfirst and Nethery follows in hot pursuit, but ooooh Xavier lifts his leg up in time and Nethery flies facefirst into that boot!! Nethery stumbles backwards and Xavier comes in and low kicks Nethery straight to his left knee. The knee with the brace!!! Nethery falls down to one knee and we can see the look of pain on his face.

ND: Xavier bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off with a high knee and hits Nethery in the head and The Stallion goes down to the mat. Xavier follows that up with grabbing Nethery's left leg and he drags it over to the nearest corner. Xavier then slides to the outside and he drags Nethery's left leg over to the steel ringpost and ......BAMMMMM.....He smashes Nethery's left knee into the steel ringpost!!!!

JP: .....BAMMMMMM....and he just did it again!!! James Nethery is screaming it out from the pain as Xavier continues to focus on that injured left knee. Good God!! Xavier goes for another swing, but he wasn't aware of it that G-Flem rolled out of the ring and that he is standing right behind him now. G-Flem grabs Xaviers shoulder and turns him around and hands out a big right one to the head. Xavier staggers backwards, but doesn't go down.

ND: G-Flem then charges in and takes Xavier to the concrete with a big power clothesline!!! Oh Easter Bunny what a big forearm was that!! G-Flem picks Xavier up from the concrete and he rolls him back into the ring again. G-Flem slides back in himself and he and everyone else sees that James Nethery is using the ropes to get back to his feet. Nethery gets back up and he tries to walk over to the other two wrestlers in this match. But after his first step he falls down to one knee again!!

JP: Nethery is really hurt there. He can hardly walk. That knee really took some damage here.

ND: Courtesy of XDE.

JP: What?

ND: Xavier Demolition Enterprise!!

JP: Aha, nice one Neil. (he says in a sarcastic way).

ND: On the other side its G-Flem who grabs Xavier by the head, but oooh Xavier counters with a lowblow. And he follows that up with a roundhouse kick to G-Flems face!! The big guy stumbles backwards and bounces into the ropes. He comes off and Xavier comes in with a flying forearm and he takes G-Flem down to the mat with that move!! Xavier goes for the cover right away and even hooks the leg, 1..........................2..........but G-Flem kicks out!

JP: Xavier picks G-Flem up by the head and he irish whips him into the ropes. G-Flem comes off and Xavier charges in with his famous high knee and G-Flem goes down once more. Xavier goes for another pin attempt, 1........................2.......but its James Nethery who breaks the count by dragging Xavier off of G-Flem. Xavier gets to his feet and turns towards Nethery and sees that The Stallion is still limping.

ND: Xavier charges in on Nethery and oooooh..... another low dropkick to that left knee!!! And Nethery goes down to the mat again!!! Xavier comes in again and he starts to kick Nethery to that knee. Nethery then rolls himself over to the ropes and to the outside!! I doubt it that he can walk home tonight. That knee is really fucked up. Xavier sees that Nethery is in severe pain and he starts to chuckle.

JP: Xavier then turns back towards G-Flem. G-Flem is back on his feet and Xavier charges in on him and goes for a hurricanrana!!! But ooooooh the big guy reverses it into a powerbomb!!!!!!! And throws Xavier real hard to the mat!! Holy shit, I hope there's something left of Xavier's back!! G-Flem now picks up Xavier, grabs him and ......Gargantuan'Driver!!!!! He got it he executed his finisher!!! Xavier is knocked out and G-Flem goes for the cover and. 1...................................2.................................3.........He gets the win!!

ND: G-Flem gets the win and he's going to the Family Values Royal Rumble as the last entry!!!

(G-Flem raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers him on. But then "I stand alone" by Godsmack starts to play and the letters "RPG" appear on the Titantron. And we see someone wearing a shirt with those same letters running down the aisle).

ND: Its RPG!!!

JP: Hey, how did you notice that?!? (sarcastic)

ND: RPG slides in the ring and goes straight for G-Flem and the two go at it right away. Right and left hands are traded and this has turned into a streetfight brawl, oh man!!!

JP: Meanwhile Xavier managed to roll out of the ring and from under the ring he grabbed a steelchair. He staggers over to Nethery who's still laying on the outside. Xavier comes up from behind Nethery and whacks him in the head with the steelchair!! Xavier nails Nethery several times in the head and he then ramms the chair into Nethery's left knee!! And again Nethery screams it out from the pain. Somebody stop that guy!!!

ND: Xavier finally lets go and he slides back into the ring again and goes over to G-Flem and RPG. Xavier swings and hits G-Flem in the back with the steelchair. G-Flem goes down and RPG grabs him and sets him up in a single leg Boston Crab with RPG's left arm holding the leg and RPG bent over backwards, and pulling upwards on G-Flems neck!!! And at the same time its Xavier who continues to use that steelchair on G-Flem!!!

JP: Somebody stop this!! Please stop this!!! This is insane!!!

(Then after about 30 seconds RPG lets go off the submission and Xavier drops the chair to the mat. Both men rais their hands in the air, while the crowd boos them).

ND: I don't think this is the last thing we saw off these two guys.

(Commercials).

(We see Frank Styles walking around the backstage area and we see how he knocks on the lockerroom that says "Steve Studnuts". Frank Styles hears all sorts of noises from behind the door and he puts his ear to the door and he hears a female voice saying "oooohs" and "aaahs" and "oooooh Steve yessss, Steve yesssss". Frank Styles decides to knock on the door again and this time there is a respons. A male voice says: "CUMMING!!!". FBI Agent Frank Styles thinks the voice said "COME IN" and therefore he opens the door. Styles enters the lockkerroom and he sees Steve Studnuts getting it on with a blonde lady. The FBI agent just stands there with his mouth open and after Studnuts and the girl noticed him, he quickly says: "Sorry, wrong room". And quickly leaves the lockerroom).

(The scene fades out and we go back to the commentators).

ND: Thats what they call "Doing it FBI style".

JP: Sure Neil, whatever you say. I suggest that we go on to our next match. A match that sees two wrestlers that not only have been in the EWCL for quit a while, but also both will compete in the SEI Unification Tournament. So this is also quite a good test for both individuals.

ND: I think though that Exile's mind is more set on the SEI tournament and on his Dungeon match with Sean Corvik on Family Values than it is on tonights match against The Punisher.

JP: Anyway, story of this match is that last week The Punisher came out to help Exile in his match against Steve Studnuts. Punisher nailed Studnuts with a baseball bat and it helped Exile to get the win. Exile wasn't really too happy about that interference. Therefore he booked himself in a match with the All American Hero.

(American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. The crowd cheers him on, but not as much as they used to do in the past. The Punisher reaches the ring and slides in).

(Born of a broken man by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and Commissioner Exile comes out. He takes his time and on his way he shakes the hands with some of the fans. Exile finally reaches ringside and he slides in. The ref explains the rules and while he does Exile stares at The Punisher).

Ding ding ding

JP: The match is on and Exile and The Punisher circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then tie up and its Exile who comes in with a knee to the midsection. The Punisher lets go off the lock up and Exile sends him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and its Exile who takes him down with a flying shouldertackle. Punisher goes down to the mat and Exile bounces himself into the ropes and after he comes off he does an elbow drop.

ND: Exile grabs Punisher by the head again and irish whips him towards the ropes, but this time Punisher reverses the whip and Exile flies into the ropes himself. He comes off and Punisher gets him and powerslams him to the mat!! My Goodness!! The Punisher picks Exile up and he peppers him with right hands to the face. Punisher then sends Exile into a corner and he charges in right after and splashes on top off the commissioner.

JP: The American Hero climbs on the bottom rope and he starts to put his fist to Exile's head. 1...2....3.....4.....5....6....7....8....9....10.... Punisher lets go and he picks Exile up and he lifts him up on the topturnbuckle. The Punisher climbs on aswell and he grabs Exile by the tights and .......SUPERPLEX!!!....

ND: Holy shit!! This could be the end of the commissioner as we know it. Punisher goes for the cover, 1...........................2................but Exile kicks out. Punisher grabs Exile by the head and throws him into the ropes and goes for a backdrop. But Exile reads the move and hooks in a swinging neckbreaker!! Exile then goes up to the topturnbuckle and he drops an elbow on the prone Punisher!!

JP: Exile gets back to his feet and he signals for the OUTCAST!! As Punisher gets up, Exile comes at him but Punisher avoids contact. And Punisher counters with kicking Exile in the gut and follows that up with a clothesline that takes the commissioner down to the mat. Punisher goes into the ropes and comes off and does a kneedrop to the face. Punisher then places his boot to Exile's throat and he starts to choke the life out of him.

ND: The referee is making the count and after five he makes Punisher stop. The Punisher then focusses on Exile's hurt shoulder. He stomps it several times and he then picks Exile up and body slams him back to the mat again!! Punisher drags Exile over to the nearest corner and he starts to slamm his head into the bottom turnbuckle. 1...2....3....4.....5....6....7....8.....9......10...

(At that moment its Blade, Exile's brother, who comes running down to the ring. He reaches ringside and he goes over to the commentators and takes a seat next to John Pilchard and puts on a headset).

JP: Uh, umm.....welcome Blade. What brings you here?

Blade: I just had to come out. I want to explain why Exile isn't himself tonight.

JP: Yes, we already noticed that he looks different than usual. I was thinking it has to do with his shoulder injury.

Blade: Thats part of it. His shoulder hurts like hell and he's too freaking proud to get good threatment for it. He thinks that EWCL can't even do without him for one evening. His pride is gonna be his downfall. The man is a fysical and mental wreck, but yet he still goes in the ring almost every night. And his schedule is especially full now that he also has to compete in the SEI tournament.

ND: Thats all nice, but what are you gonna do about it?

Blade: I just want the world to know, thats all.

ND: Oh you are such a nice brother. I wish I had a brother like you.

Blade: Shut the hell up Down. Before you won't be able to talk for a full week.

ND: ....

(Blade then takes off his headset and gets up from his seat and goes over to the apron and shouts out to his brother).

JP: So there you have it. Thats brotherly love.

ND: ....

JP: Blade is standing at ringside cheering his brother on, while Punisher is still handing out punches to Exile. Punisher then irish whips Exile into the ropes, but Exile comes off and he ducks the forearm, bounces in the ropes again, comes off and does a spinning heelkick to take the Punisher down to the mat!! Exile goes over to the corner and starts to climb it all the way to the top. He stands on top and goes for a moonsault when he notices his brother Blade at ringside.

ND: He looks down at Blade for a moment and shakes his head. Exile then moonsaults off the toprope, but ooooooooooooooohhh The Punisher lifts his leg up and Exile flies face first into that leg. The Punisher gets up to his feet and he picks up Exile and ......THE GAVEL!!!....And Exile is knocked out!!! The Punisher goes for the cover and.1...............................2.........................3.....He wins it!! The Punisher defeated Exile in this one on one battle.

(Blade slides in the ring and checks on his brother. He helps Exile back up, but it looks like Exile doesn't need his brother to help him. Exile pushes his brother off of him and rolls out of the ring and leaves ringside).

(Commercials).

(Corvik nails Punisher from behind with a double axe-handle and The Punisher goes down. But the All American Hero gets up again and charges in on Corvik, but Kritical Kondition hits him with his Insanity's Embrace!!!. But before Corvik can do any more damage its Exile who comes from behind and he flings Corvik into The Punisher!!! Exile stalks Corvik, but Corvik counters with a kick to the gut and an OUTCAST!! Corvik has just OUTCASTED Exile!!

Corvik bends down over Exile to talk some trash to him, but is unaware of The Punisher who grabs him and hits him with The Gavel!!! Sean Corvik goes down to the concrete floor and The Punisher walks away after this deed).

(Scene fades out).

JP: Next match is between Steve Studnuts and Blade. Studnuts wanted a match with Blade and now he gets it. The only thing is that Blade is no longer the Universal Title. On the other hand Steve Studnuts is no longer the Prime Time Champion. So no titles on the line here, only prestige.

ND: But prestige sometimes is more important than titles John.

JP: Did those words just came out of your mouth?

ND: Is that so shocking?

JP: Actually it is Neil.

(Then Divine by Korn starts to play and Steve Studnuts comes out. The same routine like every week takes place now. The female part of the audience cheers and whistles at Studnuts while the male part of the audience boos him. He finally reaches the ring and slides into the ring).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. He enters the ring and sits on one of the turnbuckles, simply awiating for the match to begin).

Ding ding ding

JP: Blade jumps off the turnbuckle and he and Studnuts stare at eachother for a moment before they tie up. They tie up and Blade takes Studnuts down with an armdrag. Studnuts gets up and charges in on Blade but gets a hiptoss for his trouble. Studnuts gets up again and shoves Blade, who responds with a right handed slap to the face. Studnuts returns the slap and two are trading punches in the middle of the ring.

ND: The referee tries to break them up and eventually he manages to do so. The two lock up again and this time its Studnuts who gets in an armdrag takedown. Studnuts grabs Blade by the head and he irish whips him, but Blade reverses the whip and sends Studnuts into the ropes. But Steve comes off with a flying shouldertackle.

JP: Studnuts stomps down at the layed out Blade for a couple of times and he then picks him up and he sets him up for one of his trademark jumping piledrivers......and yesss he executes it!! Nice looking piledriver from the former Prime Time Titleholder. Studnuts drags Blade over to the ropes and he then uses the ropes to choke Blade. The referee has to interfere again and to break this illegal chokehold.

ND: Studnuts isn't all too happy with it and he shoves the referee aside. He then picks Blade up from the mat and ....Butterfly suplex!! Studnuts goes for the first pin in this match, but he only gets a two count. The Stud gets to his feet again and picks up Blade and grabs his left arm and twists it. Studnuts then takes him down to the mat and puts it into a hammerlock. He drives in the pressure by dropping knees into Blade's elbow.

JP: Blade is in pain here and screams it out. After a little while Studnuts lets go off the hammerlock and he grabs Blade by the head and throws a couple of punches. Studnuts then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for a flyling forearm, but oooh Blade catches Studnuts out of the air and changes it into a fallaway slam!!!

ND: Blade goes for the cover, but Studnuts kicks out right away. Blade lifts Studnuts up from the mat and waistlocks him, but Studnuts counters with a mulekick and he reverses the waistlock and executes a german suplex. He follows that up with grabbing Blade, throwing a couple of punches and then he executes a sitout powerbomb!!! Unbelievable!! Did you see that!! Studnuts is da man!!! Studnuts for the pin, 1.................................2...........but a kickout.

JP: Studnuts grabs Blade by the arm and goes to irish whip him, but Blade out of nowhere reverses the whip and Studnuts flies into the referee and the ref is knocked out. Oh man!!

ND: Hey whats Exile doing here? Exile comes running out to ringside and he got the Prime Time Title in his hands. What is he gonna do? He's probly upset by the fact that Studnuts refused Exile's gesture of giving him his title back. That must be it. I can't think of anything else. Exile reaches ringside and he sees that the ref is still knocked out.

JP: Exile slides in the ring and looks at the Prime Time Title and then goes over to Steve Studnuts. Exile stares in Studnuts his eyes for a moment there. Then its Blade who taps Exile on the shoulder, Exile turns around and sees his brother Blade and ...............BAMMMMMMMM...............OOOOH MMMMMYYYY GODDDDD!!!! .........EXILE JUST NAILED HIS OWN BROTHER WITH THE PRIME TIME TITLEBELT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!

ND: Exile rolls himself to the outside and walks back up to the ramp. While in the ring Steve Studnuts probly thinks back of last week. Studnuts now picks up Blade and ....The Jerkweed Death Drop!!!!....After he hit Blade with his finisher he goes for the cover. The ref is back to conscious again and he makes the count. 1................................2...............................3. Studnuts wins!

JP: I can't believe what I just saw. Exile just attacked his own brother!!

(Commercials).

(The Scene fades out).

JP: Oh my God. It really looks like Exile has lost it tonight. He really lost it.

ND: Talking about losing. Nick Dangerous is up now and he has to fight "The Messiah". What a day for the Messiah. There is no doubt about it that The Messiah is not gonna win today. Not on this day. This is a special day for The Messiah Chris Christ. Even if he would be dressed up as an Easter bunny then he would still win. This is his day, and there's nothing that anyone can do about it.

JP: Last week Chris Christ, Nick Dangerous and Drake Laps were in a threeway match. And what a match it was. All three men showed real good skills and it was one of the highlights of the evening. Now its a singles match, Chris can finally get his hands on the man that stole his Internet Title. The only thing is that Nick Dangerous no longer has the title in his possession. Now its Drake Laps who stole the title.

ND: So you can imagine how frustrating this is for me, uhm, I mean for Chris Christ.

(Groundbreaking by Swollen Members starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous appears on the ramp. Nick Dangerous starts to make his way down to the ring. He finally reaches ringside and he slides in and gets ready for his match).

(My Sacrifice by Creed starts to play and The Messiah Chris Christ appears on the top of the ramp. The crowd starts to boo him while he makes his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and slides in and goes straight for Nick Dangerous).

ND: Shame those people!! Shame on them, that they boo Chris Christ on a day like today!! No respect, no respect at all.

JP: Ahhh shove it Neil.

ND: ...

JP: Christ and Dangerous are trading right ones back and forth right now. Its Christ who gets the advantage as he nails Dangerous with a big right one and follows that up with a kick to the midsection. Christ then sends Dangerous into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex. But Dangerous hops back to his feet again and the two lock up.

ND: This time its Dangerous who hooks in a side headlock. He holds it on and the two of them go into the ropes. Dangerous lets go off Christ and The Messiah goes into the opposite ropes and comes off and Dangerous grabs him and does a samoan drop!! Dangerous picks Christ up from the mat and executes a northern ligths suplex!! Dangerous goes for the cover, but Christ kicks out after two.

JP: Dangerous picks Christ up and he sends him into the ropes, but Christ holds on to the ropes. Dangerous charges in, but oooooh Christ counters by backdropping Dangerous over the toprope to the outside!! Man, that was messed up!! Nick Dangerous is laying on the outside now and Christ climbs through the second and toprope to the outside. He stands on the apron and he jumps off and does a legdrop on Dangerous!!

ND: Christ then picks up Dangerous and he drags him over to the ringsteps and he ramms his head into them!! BAMMMMM......BAMMMMMM......BAMMMM.....Ooh yeah Danny, .....uh I mean Chris......hit him....hit him hard!! Dangerous his face is busted open from that 'date' with the ringsteps. But trust me, Chris Christ isn't finished yet here!!

JP: Christ lifts Dangerous on top of the ringsteps now. The Messiah climbs on aswell and he lifts Dangerous up and ......PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!!!!....OOOOH GOD!!!!......

ND: Whats with his father?

JP: What?

ND: You said, Oh God!

JP: Neil!!! Stop it!! He's not the real Messiah, you know.

ND: Yes, he is!!

JP: No he isn't.

ND: Yes, he is!!

JP: Aghhhh!!!

ND: Ha!!

JP: Dangerous is still laying on the concrete from that piledriver on the ringsteps, while Chris Christ is climbing on the spanish announce table now. He stands on top of that table and he looks down at Nick Dangerous and he dives off for a frogsplash and ........Dangerous lifts his knees up and Christ flies straight into those knees!!!! Ooh man!!! Did you see that!!

ND: Christ is in pain now and Dangerous is struggling to get back to his feet again. He uses the apron to help him get back up. Eventually it is Dangerous who is the first to get back up again. Dangerous picks up Chris Christ and he lifts him on top off the apron. Nick gets on aswell and he follows that up with lifting Christ on the topturnbuckle. What is he gonna do here?

JP: He got Christ on the topturnbuckle facing the crowd. Dangerous then climbs the turnbuckle from the outside aswell now. He reaches the top and he gets a hold of Christ and ..................SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND THEY GO STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!..........Have you ever seen something like this!!!

ND: How dare he?!? How dare he do that?!? How can he possibly do this to Chris Christ on Eastern!! But Christ will resurrect, trust me, he will, he always has!!

JP: Will you stop babbling, Neil.

ND: ...

JP: What a move. Let me say it again, what a move by Nick Dangerous. And now after over 20 seconds its Nick who is the first one to get back to his feet again. Believe me when I say that this move also did alot of damage to Nick Dangerous. But what a dangerous move that was. Nick Dangerous is up again and he now picks Chris Christ up by the head and he drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in again.

ND: Nick gets in aswell and the first thing he does when he gets back in the ring is shout out: "I'm the REAL champion". Dangerous then goes over to Christ and for the cover attempt, 1........................................2............yesss Christ kicked out. This is not over yet. He resurrected. I told you he was gonna resurrect!!! This is his day!! The Messiah is still in this match!!

JP: Man, you make me sick Neil. Dangerous turns Christ around and he hooks in a sharpshooter submission!! How is Christ gonna get out of this one!! He got it hooked in right and Christ is screaming it out from the pain. What can he do? He's trying to reach the ropes. He's not that far away so he could be able to reach them. He gets closer and closer......and yesss he got a hold of the ropes and the referee makes Dangerous break the sharpshooter.

ND: Dangerous doesn't give Christ any time to recover as he picks him up and sends him into the ropes. Christ comes off and .....running spinebuster by Dangerous!!! Noooo!!! Dangerous for the pin again, but its only a two count. Dangerous still going strong and he throws Christ in the corner. He charges in right after, but oooooh Christ moves out of the way in time and Dangerous flies shoulderfirst into the corner!!

JP: He staggers backwards and Christ comes in and .....hooks in his Sweet Dreams!!!.....A modified crossface chicken wing!!! And this time its Nick Dangerous who's in pain. Its him now who is struggling and trying to fight the pain. The tables have turned! Thats how easily it can go. Luckily for Dangerous he is rather close to the ropes and he reaches and yeahhh he got the ropes and the ref makes Christ stop the submission.

ND: Christ lets go and he grabs Dangerous but oooh lowblow by Nick. He grabs Christ by the arm and irish whips him, but Christ reverses the irish whip and sends Dangerous into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and Christ grabs him and ......THE SIGN OFF!!!! OOOOH YESSSSSSSS!!!! This is it!!! Christ Christ for the cover and. 1.....................................2..............................3........He wins!! The Messiah has done it. He stays undefeated on Eastern!!!

Bo: What the Hell have you done Eric?

Cazzo: Go away Bo.

Bo: How could you do this, you son-of-a-bitch? How?!

Cazzo: I don't know what you're talking about.

Bo: Oh, you don't? Eric, I've been through the figures... I've run the damn checks! Where's the money?!

Cazzo: What money? Bo slams his palsm down on the table, making Cazzo's bottle of rum jump.

Bo: You sick bastard, don't play dumb with me! Last week, as much trouble as we were in, you had enough money to pay out at least 75% of all the guys' contracts! 75 f*cking percent Eric! Where did it go?!

Cazzo: I don't know.

Bo: You don't know. You don't know?! Eric, the EWCL's accounts have been flushed! The only person... the ONLY PERSON who could have removed that money... was YOU!

Cazzo: So?

Bo: So? SO ERIC?! You're stealing from the boys Eric? You're going to take the money they've busted their asses night in and night out to earn for you?

Cazzo: Did they?

Bo: Damnit Eric! You owe them that much! They're your boys! What about Chris? I know you haven't always seen eye to eye, and he's caused trouble for you in the past, but you can't doubt that he did it all for the love of this company? What about Alex? He came back from personal tragedy because he loved this company and this business? What about Saphio's family? Who will suport them? Huh? Jesus Eric... Sean? Of all people how could you do this to Sean? He IS the EWCL! Through thick and thin that man has bled for this company.... When you were in trouble, who took a pay cut for you? Who had the most to lose, but gambled it anyway?! And you're going to take what he's earned straight out of his pocket? Punisher....

(Cazzo pushes his chair back and stands slowly, his voice growing in volume as he replies).

Cazzo: Exile... Glory... Johnson... Punisher... Corvik... me... all me. I created them. I made them. Who they are, they owe to me. I built them... I built this company. You stand there and you tell me they've bled for me, they've fought for me, and I say you're right! They did it all for this company! And you know what Bo? I AM this company! Not them, ME! Eric Van Zandt is the EWCL! Not the wrestlers, not the fans, ME!

Bo: You egotistical son-...

Cazzo: SHUT UP! You think because I pay you to run the finances here that you have any right to speak to me like that? I OWN you too Bo! And if you think that on April 21 I'm going to go down with this sinking ship like some legendary f*cking captain, you've got another think coming! Screw the EWCL and screw you! I built this company, and I'll be damned if I'm going to go down without a cent to my name so that those extravagant f*cks can buy their new Harleys, or Mercs, or finish the downpayments on their new f*cking mansions! That money is MINE! I EARNED IT, NOT THEM! ME! IT'S MINE!

Bo: You're completely insane....

Cazzo: Am I? Or have I finally seen the light? All this time I did it for the fans, I did it for the boys... never for me. And when I looked at those figures last week, it hit me. For all my hard work... my suffering... I would be bankrupted. I would lose it all. No, Bo! NO! Screw the boys, screw their families! They can go f*ck themselves, 'cos I am THROUGH watching their backs! It's sink or swim, and I'll be damned if I'm going to watch that last lifeboat sail without me! I'll take that last lifeboat and leave you ALL to DROWN!

Bo: You will, won't you?

(Cazzo smiles, his eyes flaring wildly).

Cazzo: But, if you're asking me legally where all the money went, then I have ABSOLUTELY no idea. I'll look into it.

Bo: So that's it then? It's just gone...?

(Cazzo shrugs and laughs maniacally a moment before calm overtakes him).

Cazzo: Now Bo, get out of my office. And one last thing before you go. If you EVER speak to me like that again, then I swear you'll regret it.

(Bo stares at Cazzo a moment before turning on his heals and exiting the office. Cazzo is seated again, and kicks his feet up on the table as he takes a long swig from the bottle of rum).

JP: What? What was that? I don't believe it.

ND: The bastard!! I knew he wasn't any good!! I never trusted him for one cent!! The bastard.....BASTARD!!!

JP: There's got to be an explanation for this.

ND: Yeah....HE'S A BASTARD!!! Thats all the explanation I need!

JP: We'll figure this out, somehow we will. But for now we don't have more time coz its time for the Main Event match of the evening. Universal Champion Sean Corvik takes on Drake Laps.

ND: What a bastard!!! Uh....uhm....ok Corvik and Laps. This is the biggest opportunity in Drake Laps his EWCL career. This is his chance in a main event match.

JP: Yes, I'm intrested to see how he's gonna do. A main event match is so different than other matches. This is the match of the evening, this is the match that everyone has been waiting for. This is it.

(Trust by Megadeth starts to play and Drake Laps comes out to a big applause. Laps is wearing a "Highflying Miracle" t-shirt. On his way to the ring he greets some of the fans. He reaches ringside and slides in and waves to the crowd who respond with more cheers).

(Then Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and the lights go off for a moment. When they come on again we see Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik standing on the top of the ramp. The crowd boos him, but he doesn't seem to even notice it. He starts to make his way down the ramp to ringside. He finally reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

Ding ding ding

JP: Its the experienced one against the kid. And the battle has started now!! Corvik and Laps circle eachother for a couple of seconds, but then its Corvik who charges in on Laps and hands out a few chops to the chest. The crowd goes "oooooh" while he does so. Corvik then sends Laps into the ropes and when he comes off he dropkicks Laps to the mat. Corvik doesn't waste any time and he goes over to Laps and hands out a series of fists to the head.

ND: Corvik then hooks in a reverse chinlock on Laps. He wrenches it in tight. He holds this for about 30 seconds. Corvik then releases the hold goes for a couple of forearm elbow smashes!! He then throws Laps into the ropes, catches him in a waistlock and executes a backdrop suplex. After that move Corvik picks up Laps again and throws him into the ropes again and this time he hits him with a big clothesline.

JP: Corvik goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Corvik goes for the reverse chinlock again, but Laps counters with a jawbreaker. Laps then gets to his feet and nails Corvik with a hard chop to the chest and follows that up with a spinning heelkick. Laps picks Corvik up from the mat and he sends him into the ropes. When he comes off Laps jumps up and does a hurricanrana and executes it perfectly.

ND: Laps picks Corvik up from the mat again and he sends him into one of the four corners. Corvik flies in and Laps follows in hot pursuit, but Corvik comes out with a viscious SPEAR that almost rips Laps apart!!!! Holy Cow what a spear!!! Even that bold guy couldn't have done it this good!! Corvik landed on top off Laps and he starts another series of punches to the face. Corvik then gets back up again and he grabs Laps and he throws him to the outside.

JP: Corvik follows him to the outside and he picks up Laps and he throws him backfirst into the guardrail. Corvik then charges in but Laps ducks down and backdrops Corvik over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Corvik is laying on the concrete and Laps climbs on the guardrail and dives off and ooooooh.....SWANTON BOMB ON CORVIK!!!!....Thats The Highflying Miracle!!

ND: Laps gets up and he picks up Corvik by the head and throws him back over the guardrail to ringside. Laps climbs over aswell and he picks Corvik up again and drags him over to the apron. Laps grabs Corviks head and ramms it into the apron!! He then wants to irish whip Corvik into the steel ringsteps, but Corvik reverses the whip and sends Laps shoulderfirst into the ringsteps!!

JP: Oooh my Goddd!!! Laps flew into those ringsteps pretty hard, man that shoulder took some damage there. Corvik walks over to him now and ....BAMMMMM... he ramms Laps his head hard into the ringsteps!! Laps falls down to the concrete and Corvik then lifts up the ringsteps and starts to ramm them into Laps!!! Gracious God!!! The Universal Champion is doing some damage here, so severe damage!!!

ND: Corvik ramms those ringsteps into Laps one more time and he then throws them to the ground. Laps is crawling over to the apron, trying to get away from Corvik. But Corvik is already there and he picks up Laps and ....THE DARKEST HOUR!!!!.....Corvik has hooked in his Darkest Hour on the outside!!! And Laps is in so much pain right now!!! He's tapping out, but it doesn't matter!! Its on the outside!! Corvik needs to make him tap out in the ring, not on the outside!!

JP: He's just doing it for the fun of it Neil. He's just putting Laps in pain to hurt him, thats why. Corvik still got the Darkest Hour hooked on. How long is he gonna hold it on!!

(Then from out of the crowd its The Punisher who climbs over the guardrail. He got his silver ball bat in his hands and he comes up from behind Corvik and he hits him in the back of the head with that silver ball bat!! And Corvik releases the Darkest Hour on Laps).

JP: Its the Punisher and he's on a quest!!

ND: Yeah, yeah. Can't he do anything without his silver ball bat?

JP: Corvik tries to get back up after that blow with that baseball bat, but The Punisher hits him again with it and Corvik goes down to the concrete. The Punisher uses his baseball bat a few times and he then drops it and goes over to check on Laps. Laps is still half unconscious after that Darkest Hour. The Punisher rolls Laps back into the ring and he then does the same to Corvik.

ND: The Punisher enters the ring aswell and he picks up Corvik and ......THE GAVEL.....He executes his finisher on him!!! The Punisher then motions to Laps to make the cover, but Laps is still trying to recover from all he had to go through in this match. The Punisher then calls out for a mic and moments later he gets one.

The Punisher: Corvik!! I demand a title shot!! I want it at Family Values!! I know you have that Dungeon Match with Exile then, but I see no reason why we you can't step into the ring before that!!! I demand it Corvik. And what The Punisher wants, The Punisher gets!!

(The Punisher then drops the microphone and kicks Corvik in the head one more time. He then rolls to the outside, picks up his baseball bat and leaves through the crowd again).

JP: Oh man!! Corvik is knocked out, Drake Laps isn't fully recoverd yet, The Punisher making demands. What a match is this.

ND: And look at Laps, he's slowly moving over to Corvik now. I think he's going for the cover now. Is he gonna get it or what? Laps crawls over and goes for the pin, the ref starts to count, 1.................................2......................but oooooooh Corvik kicks out!! He kicked out!!! How did he do that?!? Laps now drags himself over to the ropes and uses them to get back to his feet again. He then slowly walks over to Corvik and picks him up by the head.

JP: Laps then irish whips Corvik, but the Universal Champion reverses the whip and sends Laps into the ropes himself. Laps comes off and .....INSANITY'S EMBRACE!!!....He superkicks Laps to the mat!!!!.... Corvik then goes over to the corner and he starts to climb it all the way to the top. He stands on the topturnbuckle and .......THE LAPIDATOR!!!...Shooting Star Guillotine Legdrop!!!

ND: He's doing it again. He's humiliating his opponents again but doing their own finisher!!! Corvik is not going for the pin, but instead he picks Laps up again and ....THE LAST LAP!!!!.. A hangmans DDT!!!....And this time Corvik is going for the cover. The ref counts and.1...................................2..............................3. Its over Sean Corvik won this match.

JP: Corvik takes a couple of deep breaths and then raises his right hand in the air for a few seconds. Sean Corvik is once again the winner of a Main Event match!!

ND: And thats some way to end this Venom John.

JP: Yes, its time to say goodbye to the people. Only two more Venoms to go people so beware to tune in again next week!! For now, Goodbye!!