(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. After that we see clips for last weeks Venom and clips of things that happend during this week).
John Pilchard: Welcome people once again to another Venom. The first Venom under the new Prez Cazzo. Last week we seen how Prez XXX handed over his presidentship to Cazzo. Cazzo who wasn't even aware of it, but later he signed the contract. So now the tables have turned, now it is Triple X who is the wrestler and Cazzo who is the Prez. Although Cazzo still wrestles aswell. For now that is.
Neil Down: Yeah, lots of stuff goin on in the EWCL. And tonight is either the last or one of the last Venoms before the big PPV Beware The Whispers. But first lets focus on tonight. There are 6 matches scheduled for tonight. And we hope everyone's gonna like it. So there you have it. Lets get this VENOM rollin'.
(Then on the screen we see the following. The camera focusses on the Jobber City lockerroom. In one corner we see Boris Stroganov and Herbie Hiscock talking to eachother).
Herbie: Man, my idol and rolemodel is here tonight and has a match soon.
Boris: Yes, mine aswell. He's awesome. You know, I can only pray to ever get as good as he is.
Herbie: There's no way, he's gonna lose tonight.
(Then the camera fades out).
JP: What was that? Who were they talking about? Neil??
ND: Hmm, don't have a clue. Maybe the Prez, or Saphio or one of the Johnsons. I know one person they didn't mean, and thats that criminal ......
JP: Ok, lets start with the first match.
JP: The first match is between two rookies. We gonna see Dan Prohibtion going up against Blade. Lets get to ringside.
(Damned if I do starts to play and Cazzo appears from behind the curtains. The crowd goes wild while he walks to the announce table. He wears his Prez-Dropkick King shirt and on his way to the announcers he shakes hands with some of the fans. When he arrives at the announce table, he takes a seat, puts on a headset and starts to talk).
Cazzo: Hello guys, I'm gonna be your co-announcer for some part of the evening. First of all so I can give my opions about stuff and second of all so I can judge if the two of you do a good job. As you know evaluation of the staff is coming up, so I have to have some reference material to make any judgements. But don't worry, you won't get fired John.
JP: Thats good news, Prez.
ND: Yeah really good news.
Cazzo: Well I never mentioned your name Neil.
ND: No?
Cazzo: But before we begin I want to say something about some things that have happend recently. Due to actions from among other Homicide and Freak Destroyer I have to act here. As you all could see, they hurt innocent people pretty bad. And as I am responsible for the EWCL I don't want the organisation to be hold responsible for these actions. Here at this place and moment I declare that I and the EWCL don't want anything to do with wrestlers that hurt innocent people like that. The action we are gonna take is as follows. First of all, I am giving a warning to the wrestlers concerned, and well every wrestlers have to keep that in mind now, "No hurting of innocent people". If it happens again, then there is no other solution than to fire the superstars involved. Second of all, if there are gonna be any lawsuits to the EWCL, then the possible charge and fine is coming out of the pocket of the wrestler himself. I hope its all clear, ok. Thank you.
JP: I think that was very wise to say, coz things like that is what nobody wants, but it damages the good name and reputation of the EWCL and even could be the end of the fed if we don't act now.
(Then Blade's music starts to play and he makes his way to ringside and he gets booed by the people. He doesn't seem to care and steps in the ring).
(Then Dan Prohibitions music plays and he shows up and walks to the ring. In the front row there are 5 fans yelling: "He's a saint, he's a saint, he's a fucking hardcore saint". Dan also steps in the ring and he and Blade stare at eachother).
(Cazzo then grabs the microphone and starts to talk to the wrestlers).
Cazzo: I know you expected a bloodlust match or whatever the two of you came up with. Well right here, right now I'm gonna tell you that you won't get that match. No bloodlust on the first match people. So I decided that it justs gonna be a normal match, with no dq, no countount.
(Dan and Blade look at eachother for a few seconds, but then lock up).
JP: Ok, lets get this match starting. They lock up and Blade now holds Dan in a headlock, after a couple of seconds, he whips Dan in the ropes, rebound from ropes and flying shoulder tackle by Blade. He goes right for the cover. 1...kick out by Dan. It's not gonna be that quick is it. Blade picks Dan up and punches him in the face a couple of times. Then he whips him in the corner and charges in right after.
ND: But Dan moves out of the way and Blade runs right into the cornerturnbuckle and he falls on his back. Dan follows it by climbing on the topturnbuckle and executes an elbow drop on Blade. He picks Blade up and kicks him in the stomache and ddt's him to the floor. Now he goes for the cover. 1...2...kick out by Blade. They both get to their feet now and start punching eachother in the face, but noone goes down. They really giving it to eachother here. Then Dan ducks to a punch and counters it by clotheslining Blade down. Dan then bounces in the ropes and does a legdrop on Blade's face.
JP: Dan grabs Blade up and throws him in the ropes. But instead of rebounding from the ropes, Blade holds on to the ropes and steps out of the ring. He looks under the ring and grabs a traffic sign, he gets back in the ring and wants to take a swing at Dan with it. He swings and hits Dan right on the back of the head with it. Dan to the ground. Instead of covering him, Blade is yelling at Dan now. I think he's saying something about blood that is gonna spill now anyway. He's waisting alot of time though.
ND: He walks over to Dan and bends over still yelling. Then Dan does a roll up and goes for the cover. 1....2......late kick out by Blade. Both men get to their feet and they both wanna grab the traffic sign. Blade has it first, he swings at Dan but Dan The Man ducks, moves behind Blade and atomic drops him in the ropes. Blade drops the traffic sign on the floor. Dan is the first to grab it this time and nails Blade with it a few times. Blade is bleeding now. Then Dan moves to the topturnbuckle, still holding the traffic sign.
JP: Just when he wants to jump, two guys come running down the aisle.
ND: Its Boris Stroganov and his cock. I mean and Herbie Hiscock. What are they doing here? They slide in the ring and charge in at Dan. Boris punches Dan in the stomache and Dan falls from the topturnbuckle. Boris picks Dan up and holds his hands behind him. Herbie got a hold of the traffic sign and he wants to nail Dan with it. Just when he hits, Dan moves out of the way though, with the result that Herbie nails Boris pretty hard on the head. Boris knocked out for sure.
JP: Herbie is just standing there looking at what he did. Dan grabs the traffic sign out of his hands and hits Herbie on the head with it and he throws him out of the ring. Then Dan walks over to Blade to finish the job. But Blade lowblows Dan. Blade gets on the topturnbuckle and wants to do a double axehandle on Dan. But Dan got up in time, grabbed the traffic sign and nails Blade with it while Blade is in the air.
ND: Dan goes for the cover. 1.....2......3....Yes this one is over. Dan won his debut match here.
Cazzo: Ok, off to the commercials, its time that we make some money here.
JP: Oooh this match is for the Prime Time Title. That title is vacant again. As we know Mortician had it for a while, but I think he locked himself up in his freezer as we haven't seen him around anymore.
Cazzo: Yes, and well the only thing you can do then is fire the guy. We gotta think of the wrestlers that come out here everynight to give the people what they want. Wrestlers that are only here to wrestle and take it seriously. So yeah the title is vacant, but we will have a new titleholder after this match.
(Twist by Korn starts to play over the speakers and its time for F*cking Mental Guy to come out. The guy from Chicago appears and makes his way to the ring.
The lights go out and spot lights come on. The light change colors and shine move all over the arena. Suddenly blinding blue light shines through a hole at the top of the ramp. The Punisher rises from the hole with his eyes glowing red. When the Punisher raise to stage level, the stage explodes. The Punisher "Flys" to the center of the ring. When the Punisher sets down in the ring the four ring post spout flame).
JP: Now thats an entrance.
Ding ding ding
ND: The two men are ready, they listened to what the ref had to say and now they lock up. FMG shoves Punisher down, Punisher is on one knee and FMG poses to his opponent and the audience and smiles. Punisher gets to his feet and they lock up again, but this time he gets a waistlock and on FMG, picks him up and takes him down to the mat. FMG quickly gets to the ropes, Punisher gives a clean break, stands up and stares at FMG. The two then circle eachother for about 5 seconds and they tie up again. FMG throws in a forearm to the face and that knocks Punisher in the corner. FMG walks over and gives Punisher two knees to the gut. FMG then throw Punisher in the opposite corner, but Punisher reverses the whip. FMG goes into the corner chest first, staggers backwards out of the corner and gets a german suplex from Punisher.
JP: And Punisher goes for the cover. 1...2...kick out. FMG gets to his feet quickly now, but is met with a clothesline from Punisher. Punisher picks FMG up, knees him in the stomache and delivers a press slam. He picks up FMG and goes for it again but FMG slides out of it, kicks Punisher in the ribs and hooks in a snap suplex. He follows it up with an elbow drop and a cover. 1...2..kick out. FMG whips Punisher into the ropes and nails him with a running clothesline. FMG runs to the ropes and executes a lionsault on Punisher. And he goes for the cover. 1...2...late kick out by the Punisher.
ND: FMG then whips Punisher into the ropes again but Punisher reverses it, he then catches FMG with a belly to belly suplex. He picks FMG up again and sends him in the ropes and gets off with a powerslam to FMG. And a cover. 1...2....kick out by FMG. Punisher picks FMG up again, but FMG counters and dropkicks Punisher in the stomache, but Punisher doesn't go down. FMG quickly climbs on the topturnbuckle and leaps off and he does a huricanrana to the Punisher. Woooow, what a move.
JP: And he pins him right away. 1....2....late kick out by the Punisher. That was close, real close I might add. FMG picks up Punisher whips him in the ropes and does a body to body suplex on the Punisher. FMG goes to the topturnbuckle again and goes for a flying headbutt, he jumps off, but Punisher moves out of the way and FMG lands headfirst on the mat. Punisher gets to his feet and does a kneedrop on FMG's back. Punisher picks FMG up and lifts him on the topturnbuckle, Punisher gets on the turnbuckle himself and wowww a backdrop superplex to the mat. That was an impact. Punisher goes for the pin. 1...2....very late kick out by FMG.
ND: Yeah, that was really close there. FMG moves his way into a corner and tries to stand up. Punisher comes charging in, but FMG just lets himself drop and Punisher flies in the turnbuckle shoulder first and he falls on his back to the mat. FMG climbs the topturnbuckle again and kneedrops Punisher. He then picks Punisher up and whips him in the ropes and he wants to do a backdrop, but Punisher has other ideas and bammmmm he hooked the Gavel, and just executed his finisher. And he goes for the pin for the title win. 1.....2......3......Yes, we have a Prime Time Champion and that champion is The Punisher.
JP: The Punisher gets to his feet and raises his hand. He is enjoying this very much. Down the aisle come Ex-Terminator, Mr. X and Invader and they step into the ring and congratualate their Ministry Of Total Justice partner. Then all four go to a different corner and climb on the second turnbuckle and they all raise their hands in the air.
(Then we go off to a commercial).
JP: Our next match is a fatal fourway. It are 4 topcontenders for the Internet Title, so the person who is gonna win this match will do good business for a possible title shot.
(One Time by Earthsuit starts to play and One Time appears and makes his way to the ring. He doesn't shake any hands with people. He smiles though at a fan with the sign "Maniac has a kendo stick up his a$$, and Monica has it up her #$%@".
Voices by Disturbed starts to blare over the speakers and The Main Event Rage comes to the ring. He is also not shaking hands with anyone, he is focussed on the match and walks to the ring and climbs in. He enters and looks at One Time. He grins, as he probly thinks of the way he eliminated One Time out of the royal rumble a couple of weeks ago.
N2gether now starts to play and Mr. X comes out, he is still wearing his mask. He does shake hands on the way to the ring. He arrives at the ring and gets in and waits in a corner.
Finally Make me bad by Korn plays and Invader comes out, he got a beer in one hand, takes a sip and throws the beer in the crowd. He then runs to the ring and gets in).
JP: One wrestler in every corner now. We can begin guys.
Ding ding ding
JP: Rage runs right away towards One Time and clotheslines him over the toprope. We seen that happen before. One Time is on the outside now and Invader takes the opportunity to slide to the outside and to focus on One Time. In the ring Mr. X took Rage down with a big boot. Mr. X picks Rage up and whips him in the corner, he slowly walks over there and headbutts Rage about 3 times.
ND: On the outside Invader walks towards One Time but One Time does a dropkick to the groin area and that takes Invader down. Invader gets up fast and runs towards One Time, but One Time backdrops Invader and he lands right here on our announce table. Invader with his back on the table. One Time climbs to the topturnbuckle and wants to dive from there on Invader. He leaps and.....Invader moves out of the way and One Time lands on the table and goes through it. Thank you, were do we have to sit now. It sucks we don't have a spanish announcing team, then they could get their table broken. Anyway, One Time is out for a while here. Invader is also still laying on the floor.
JP: In the ring Rage just took Mr. X down with an armdrag. He follows that with a legdrop and gets Mr. X in an ankle lock. Mr. X is in pain here. But he's trying to reach the ropes. He gets closer and closer to the ropes and then finally reaches it and the ref makes Rage break the move. But Rage doesn't let go of the ankle lock. Mr. X tries to move himself out of the ring, and yes he just managed to do that. Rage climbs out of the ring aswell, so now all 4 men are on the outside.
ND: Invader picked One Time up and whips him in the steelsteps and One Time flies in shoulder first. Invader moves over and throws One Time back in the ring. Just when Invader wants to roll back in the ring, he is being attacked by Rage. Rage hit him in the back of the head, Invader turns around and then he gets suplexed by Rage. Mr. X rolled back into the ring and tries to cover One Time. 1...2...kick out. Mr. X gets up and picks OT up and whips him in the ropes, rebound and flying shoulder tackle by Mr. X. OT sure gets some beatings at the moment.
JP: On the outside Rage got a hold of Invader. He whips Invader, but he reverses the whip and Rage flies with his back against the guardrail and falls to the ground. Invader climbs on the guardrail and elbow drop on Rage. Invader picks Rage up and rolls him back in the ring and follows in right after. Mr. X puts a knee in Rage's gut right away and follows that with a neckbreaker. He goes for the cover. 1...2...but One Time got up and pushes Mr. X off from Rage. One Time picks Mr. X up and scoopslams the big guy to the mat. He climbs on the topturnbuckle and moonsaults on Mr. X. Now One Time goes for the pin. 1...2..this time Invader interfered the pin. One Time and Invader are now getting it on, while Rage walked over to Mr. X and puts him in a sleeper hold.
ND: Mr. X is moving to the ropes and reaches them and makes himself fall over the ropes and that means that Rage flies over the ropes aswell. They both smacked on the floor. Rage is the first to get up and he walks to our table and takes one of our monitors that are laying on the floor. He picks it and nails Mr. X on the back with it. Rage uses it again on the face of Mr. X. Mr. X down on the floor but Rage continues to use that monitor to work on X's body. Invader slides to the outside and takes Rage down with a kick to the face. Rage drops the monitor and Invader gets him in a powerbomb position and bammm powerbomb on the outside.
JP: One Time, who was still in the ring, climbed on the topturnbuckle and jumps to the outside and nails Invader with a flying forearm. He sure is a daredevil doing that after he went through this table earlier on. Mr. X moves over to Rage and gives him a boot to the face and follows that with a press slam. Mr. X picks Rage up and they start handing out punch after punch. Mr. X gets the advantage and whips Rage into the apron and again uses his big boot move and hits Rage in the face. Mr. X then rolls Rage back into the ring and gets back in aswell.
ND: One Time looks under the ring and grabs some kendo sticks from underneath it. You can call him a kendo stick specialist after last week. He walks over to Invader and uses the sticks and hits him in the stomache and back with it. Invader on one knee now, but One Time continues to use the kendo sticks on Invader. Invader goes down to the ground, but sweeps One Time's leg and he is down to the ground too. One Time is the first to get up again and wants to use the kendo sticks once more, but Invader picks up the monitor and blocks the kendo sticks with it. Invader then ramms the monitor into One Time's face and he is busted open and starts to bleed.
JP: Mr. X throws Rage in the ropes, Rage comes back from the ropes counters and hits Mr. X with a spinebuster. He lands on top of him and slams his head in the mat a couple of times. Rage then gets up, picks Mr. X and does a backbreaker. On the outside Invader is still holding the monitor and hits One Time with it once more. One Time now lays on the ground in his own blood. Invader looks whats happening in the ring and signals to Mr. X. Mr. X gets up and whips Rage into the ropes. When Rage bounces off the ropes, Invader hits him with the monitor in his back and Rage goes down. Mr. X takes advantage of the situation and pins Rage. 1....2....3......Yes Mr. X is the winner of this fatal fourway.
ND: Yes the Ministry is taking charge here again.
JP: This next match is special. It is not only a match in the first round of the tagteamtournament. No there is another special thing to it. If the team of the Johnson's win, then Joe Johnson will be in the titlematch on the PPV with Peter Pan and Damien Black. So will see whats gonna happen.
Jay Blue: Introducing first, representing the XwO: Damien Black and "Violent" Jack Daniels.
(The two XwO members come walking down the aisle to the ring. They both wear a XwO shirt. In the crowd we see the "XwO=NwO rip off" again, but that doesn't seem to bother the two. They climb in the ring and wait for their opponent).
Cazzo: Damien Black seems to think I avoid him and that I am afraid of him. Well i explaned it many times before, so I am not gonna do that again. But actually Black should be happy I gave the title away, coz now he got more chance to win it. I mean if I still had it, well then his chances weren't that big to get that Hardcore Title.
JP: Ok. Before this match Black and Daniels said they suffered from the flu so we will see how that is gonna influence them tonight.
Jay Blue: Their opponents: The Johnson Boyz: "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson and Shane "The Loose Cannon" Johnson.
(They come to the ring and get a big pop from the crowd. They are both relatively new in the EWCL, but they already made a name of themselves here. They run to the ring and slide in the ring. The ref now starts explaining the rules of this match to them).
ND: Yes, we have a tornado tagteammatch here. So that means, no tags, all four men in the ring.
Ding ding ding
JP: Shane goes right for Jack Daniels and Joe goes for Damien Black. It seems like they already know who they are gonna fight this evening, ha..ha. Shane dropkicks JD to the face and follows it with legdrop. He picks JD up and throws him over the toprope to the outside. Shane then starts running and dives between the second and toprope to the outside and lands on JD. Man, yeah thats the kind of moves we remember of his match last week.
ND: In the ring Joe also got the advantage of Black. He speared Black to the canvas and is handing out punch after punch. He then lifts Black up and whips him in the ropes, but Black counters it and executes a neckbreaker. He quickly picks JJ up and snap suplex to the Hardcore Event. Black then gets up and sees whats happening on the outside. He sees that Shane whips JD into the ringpost. Shane then charges in and wants to splash JD, but Black quickly got out of the ring and pushed JD aside, so Shane flies right into the ringpost. In the meantime JJ climbed on the topturnbuckle and wow corkscrew moonsault to the outside on top of Black.
JP: Now all four men are down on the ground on the outside. JJ is the first to get up, followed by JD. Jack Daniels runs towards JJ and clotheslines him back to the ground. Black now also is back on his feet again. He goes for Shane. He grabs Shane and whips him backfirst into the guardrail. He then picks Shane up and scoopslams him on the concrete floor. And follows that with some stomps to the head.
ND: On the other side JD picked up JJ and knees him in the stomache and then executes a suplex to JJ. At this moment the XwO is in the advantage. Damien Black walks over to a chair and throws the chair into the ring. He then rolls Shane back in the ring. JD does the same to JJ. So everyone is back in the ring again now.
JP: Black picks JJ up and Daniels picks Shane up and the XwO members whip their opponents in the ropes at the same time. They come back from the ropes and Black and Daniels want to clothesline JJ and Shane, but instead JJ jumps over Black and Shane slides under Daniels and the Johnson Boyz follow that with a superkick to the faces of their opponents. And that sends the XwO members to the ground. JJ goes for the cover. 1....2...kick out by Black. Daniels got up again and he and Shane start to handing out punch after punch again. Man, that chair is still laying in the ring and noone is touching it.
ND: Black and JJ are also a fighting couple again. Black just atomic dropped JJ. In the meanwhile Shane takes Daniels down with a hiptoss. Shane sees Black standing in the corner, he runs over, uses Daniels as a springboard and wants to dropkick Black right in the face, but Black saw it coming, took the steelchair and bammmm nails Shane with it. Black drops the chair and goes for the cover. 1...2...JJ grabbed Blacks leg and stopped the count. JJ and Black both on their feet now and they both wanna grab the chair, Black has one side and JJ is holding the other side. Then Daniels comes running in from behind JJ, grabs JJ's head and slams it into the chair. With the result that JJ falls to one knee, but lets go of the chair. Black now uses the chair on JJ and whack nails him with it. JJ on the ground now. Daniels goes for the cover. 1....2....But Shane climbed on the topturnbuckle and jumps down on Daniels and the ref stops the count.
JP: Black immediately does an elbow drop on Shane, gets up, grabs him by the head and whips him in the ropes, when Shane comes back, Black nails him with a reverse ddt on the chair. On the other side of the ring, Daniels got a hold of JJ, he whips him in the ropes, rebound, and Daniels wants to backdrop JJ, but JJ sees it coming, stops and moves Daniels in a tombstonepiledriver position and begins to run a few steps, does a spinning jump and crushes the head of Daniels into the mat. People, that is The Cruxifixion, JJ's finisher. JJ goes for the cover right away. 1....2....but Black pushes JJ off from Daniels. Black picks up JJ and clotheslines him to the mat. Black goes to grab the steelchair he swings and wants to hit JJ with it, but Shane comes up from behind him and executes a bulldogg move on Black and that sends Black with his head into the chair he is holding himself. Shane runs to the corner, jumps on the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and moonsaults on Black. But Black just moves out of the way in time, and Shane lands right on the chair.
ND: JJ picked Daniels up again and whips him in the corner. He charges in right after, but he gets the big boot of Daniels in his face. And Daiels follows it with his trademark ddt. He goes for the cover. 1...2..kick out by JJ. Daniels picks JJ up again and whips him in the ropes again, rebound from JJ and Daniels kicks JJ in the stomach and goes for his Pure Violence finisher. Yes, he did it. And he goes for the cover. 1....2......and at the very last moment, Shane stopped the count, by stomping on Daniels. Black gets up from behind Shane, liftst him up and backdrop suplexes him. Black for the pin. 1...2....kick out by Shane.
JP: Black picks Shane up again and bammm The Blackout. Thats Damien Blacks Evenflow DDT, that is his finishing move. He goes for the cover. 1...2....but whack JJ nails Black on the back with the steelchair. JJ turns around and nails Daniels on the head aswell with the steelchair. He then drops the chair, grabs Daniels by the head and throws him to the outside and he follows to the outside. On the outside JJ whips Daniels into the ringpost and Daniels goes down.
ND: In the ring Shane is the first to get up, Black is still laying on the ground. Shane climbs on the topturnbuckle and yes thats the sign of the Resurrection. And Shane just executed his finisher move on Black. He then signals to JJ to come in the ring. JJ slides in and goes for the cover. 1.....2......3....YESSSSSSSSS The Johnson Boyz won this match. They go on to the second round of the tagteamtournament and Joe Johnson gets his title shot for the hardcore title at the PPV.
JP: The next match up is kinda special. It can be a long match, but it also can be over quikcly. Saphio is suppose to fight Jobber City. He has to face 7 jobbers and defeat them. He can beat them, by either pin them, let them submit or throw them over the toprope. If he wins he will face a mystery opponent.
ND: Man, who comes up with those matches. Gotta be some moron.
Cazzo: I did.
ND: Yeah well I meant moron in the best possible way you know.
Cazzo: Yeah sure.
JP: Hmm, ok lets go to ringside.
(The lights go out, then there's fireworks and DMX's music starts to play. This time DMX is not present though, only music is playing. Saphio appears from behind the curtains and makes his way to the ring. He is wearing the "Paco's Motel - Serves you well". He is moving to the music, smiling and shaking hands with some of the fans in the crowd. Youngsters shout his name, women whistle to him. Yeah he is having fun here. After a while he climbs in the ring points with his thumbs to his shirt and then raises his hands in the air, and the crowd goes wild).
Cazzo: Ok, Saphio I gave you this opportunity, now prove that you are worth it.
ND: Ok, the first two jobbers are coming in. It are Flame Boy and Jack Jones. They running in and slide into the ring. Saphio immediately grabs Jack by the head and throws him over the toprope. That was fast, one out already. Saphio then walks over to Flame Boy, kicks him in the gut and ddt's him to the canvas. He then gets Flame Boy in a Boston Crab move and after a few seconds Flame Boy tapps out. 2 down 5 to go.
JP: Wert Evans and Brett Houston come to the ring now. Hey were is Herbie Hiscock and were is Boris Stroganov?
ND: Well I think they are too busy seeing how their idol Blade is doing, so they not here I suppose.
JP: Anyway, they both attack Saphio. They whip him in the ropes, Saphio rebounds from the ropes and ducks under the arms of the two, bounces in the ropes again and double clothesline both Wert and Brett. He then covers both of them and 1....2.....3....yeah thats over quickly. Those kids still have alot to learn.
ND: Yeah but now it is up to their leader. Its Peter Pan, the Hardcore Champion. Peter comes running down the ring, he got his titlebelt in his hands. He slides in and smacks Saphio on the head with it. Wow Saphio actually went down. But he gets up quickly and clotheslines Peter Pan to the ground. He picks up the titlebelt and nails Peter Pan on the head with it. Peter Pan knocked out. Saphio steps on the topturnbucle and an elbow drop on Peter Pan. Saphio then grabs Peter and goes for his finisher the Bittersweet Symphony. And the cover. 1.....2......3....yep Saphio beat all the jobbers here in no time. He did what he had to do and now who will be the mystery opponent?
JP: Yeah now we are gonna find out who the mystery opponent of Saphio is gonna be. Who will it be? Rumours are that it is gonna be Alexander Glory. Lets see who it is.
(The lights don't go out, there is no fireworks and there isn't even any music playing. But someone does appear from behind the curtains and starts walking to the ring. It is The Dark One - Fazzer!!!).
Cazzo: As you can see we cut down on Fazzer's budget because he destroyed my office. So no lights or special effect and no music for him. See what he thinks of that.
(Fazzer comes down walking to the ring, somewhat surprised that there are no lights and no music. But it doesn't seem to influence him that bad. He got his usual paint on his face and wears a ICP shirt. The crowd already boos him).
JP: They started to like him, but then that thing happend with the chair last week that cost Cazzo the match. And then he destroyed the Prez's office and that did it. He's being booed again.
ND: Ok, Fazzer is in the ring now. Fazzer and Saphio stare at eachother. We see a little grin on Saphio's face. A grin that says: "finally we are in the ring together". They continue to stare at eachother and start to circle eachother for about 6 seconds, then the two lock up. Fazzer pushes Saphio into the ropes and gives a clean brake. the two lock up again and Saphio pushes Fazzer into the corner and Fazzer gets slapped in the face. This fires Fazzer up and the two lock up again. Fazzer pushes Saphio into a corner and puts a knee into the mid-section, followed by a couple of chops. Fazzer nails Saphio with a right one to the chin. Fazzer hands out another chops and tries to whip Saphio out of the corner, but Saphio turns it on him by reversing the whip into an arm-twist, pulling Fazzer forward, and into a clothesline. Saphio quickly gets on top of Fazzer and pounds him with right hands to the head.
JP: Fazzer reverses it again and gives Saphio the same treatment. The two roll to the outside and trade fists and chops around the ringside area. This is far from what we could have expect. You would have expect good wrestling from these two, but instead they just are going for it.
ND: Meanwhile Saphio rammed Fazzer into the ringpost. He follows it up with a piledriver on the floor. Saphio quickly throws Fazzer back into the ring and tries a pin. 1....2...kick out by The Dark One. Saphio starts stomping on Fazzers head now. He picks him up and whips in the ropes, he comes back and belly to belly suplex by Saphio. He goes for the pin again. 1....2...kick out again. Saphio gets up again and grabs Fazzer up by the head. He kicks Fazzer in the stomache area and goes for a snappmare, followed by a headlock. Fazzer probly even likes to be in this hold, as he can get some time now to recover.
JP: After a 5 count, the ref makes Saphio break the move, which he does. Surprisingly Fazzer nails Saphio to the ground with a severse clothesline. He bounces in the ropes and does a kneedrop on Saphio's head. Fazzer picks up Saphio and they start trash talking to eachother. The ref tries to break them, but Fazzer takes advantage of this situation and knees Saphio in the balls. Saphio, still on his feet, then takes a shot from Fazzer with a forearm to the back and down goes Saphio. Fazzer then stomps on the back of the funniest man in wrestling. Fazzer wants to nail Saphio with a double axehandle, when Saphio gets to his feet. Saphio however blocks it and counters with a right hand. Saphio smacks him again with a right one, but Fazzer is still on his feet. Saphio whips Fazzer into the ropes and nails him with a spinning back kick to the face.
ND: Saphio picks Fazzer up again, but Fazzer counters with a poke to the eye. Fazzer follows that with a fishermans carry. He then starts to climb the turnbuckle. He is on the second turnbuckle when Saphio grabs Fazzers leg. Fazzer kicks Saphio in the forehead. But Saphio counters by grabbing the leg again and turning it into a leg takedown. Fazzer however is still on the attack as he nails Saphio with a double axehandle. Fazzer sends Saphio into the ropes for a back elbow, but Saphio ducked it and comes back with a spear. Saphio on top of Fazzer now and he starts slapping him in the face a few times and starts to shout stuff at The Dark One.
JP: Saphio gets up first and stares at Fazzer. Fazzer manages to roll to the outside to get some temporary distance. Spahio trying to take advantage climbs out of the ring too and picks up the steelsteps to slam them onto Fazzer. Unknown to Saphio, Fazzer gets a steelchair and nails the steelsteps with them, causing them to hit Saphio in the face and fall on top of him. Fazzer now pounds the steps with the chair. Fazzer is fired up as Saphio is now bleeding in the face. Fazzer grabs Saphio and rams him shoulderfirst into the ringpost. Fazzer throws Saphio back in the ring and goes for a cover. 1...2...kick out.
ND: Fazzer is the first to get up and picks Saphio up and he goes for a german suplex. Nicely executed. Again he goes for the cover. 1...2...but another kick out by Saphio. Fazzer picks his opponent up again and wants to whip him in the corner, but Saphio reverses the whip and Fazzer flies in the cornerturnbuckle himself. Saphio walks over and starts handing out punches. Fazzer falls down to the canvas and sits on the ground now with his back against the bottomturnbuckle. Saphio puts his foot to Fazzers throat and tries to choke him this way. But the ref makes him break the move.
JP: Saphio is in a zone now. He lifts Fazzer up and puts him on the topturnbuckle, he then climbs on the topturnuckle aswell and executes a superplex. Yeah some move. Now its Saphio's turn to go for the cover again. 1...2....late kick out by Fazzer. Well he's a tough guy. Saphio is somewhat surpised that Fazzer got out of that pin, but gets up quickly again. He picks Fazzer up by head and wants to whip him in the corner, but this time Fazzer reverses the whip with the result that Saphio flies in the corner. Fazzer then charges in, but Saphio moves out of the way, and Fazzer flies in the corner and falls out of the ring to the outside. Saphio slides to the outside aswell and picks Fazzer up from behind, he walks over to the announce table, still holding Fazzer. He is right in front of us. Saphio is telling Cazzo to punch Fazzer in the face now. But Cazzo hesitates, he is not gonna it, thats also not really his style.
ND: Saphio is still telling Cazzo to punch Fazzer in the face, but Cazzo shakes his head. Then all of a sudden Fazzer elbows Saphio, grabs Saphio's head and slams the head on the announce table. Fazzer then slams Saphio's head in the table for a few times. He then looks up to Cazzo and bammm. He just slammed Cazzo's head into the table. Fazzer laughs and focusses on Saphio again. He wants to whip Saphio in the guardrail, but Saphio reverses it and sends Fazzer with his back against the ringpost. Saphio charges in, but this time Fazzer moves out of the way and Saphio flies shoulder first into the ringpost.
JP: Fazzer picks Saphio up again and throws him back in the ring. Same routine as before and he goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out by Saphio. Fazzer steps on the topturnbuckle and wants to legdrop Saphio, and he does. What a legdrop. Again Fazzer whips Saphio into the ropes, rebound from Saphio, and double clothesline, both men down.
ND: What a match we are seeing here. Saphio and Fazzer both get up at the same time and start handing out punches to eachother again. Nobody is givin in, but then Saphio nails Fazzer with a big right hand which sends him to the ground. Saphio picks his opponent up and powerbombs him right to the canvas again. Saphio on a role again and signals his finishing move. Fazzer got up to his feet again and sees it coming and that Saphio is about to punch him straight in the face, so then Fazzer grabs the ref and pulls him in front of him, with the result that Saphio punched the ref out cold. The ref is knocked out.
JP: Saphio checks how the ref is doing. Fazzer takes advantage of the situation and goes for The Dark Destroyer, his finishing move. Yesss, he just did the Dark Destroyer on Saphio. He goes for the cover, but the referee is still knocked out. Its no use what he is doing and its his own damn mistake here. Fazzer gets up again and walks over to the ref, he tries to lift him up but the ref is still unconscious, so Fazzer kicks the ref in the stomache for a few times. Fazzer then moves back to Saphio. But Saphio got back to his feet in the meanwhile and Saphio nails Fazzer with his finisher The Bittersweet Symphony. Yeaahhhhh.
ND: Saphio goes for the cover now, but the ref is still knocked out.
(The Cazzo stands up, takes his headset off and runs to the ring, slides in and starts counting the cover).
JP: 1.....2.....3......yeahhh Saphio won this match here. The ref was knocked out but Prez Cazzo did the count, so thats legal and thats that.
(Saphio raises his hands, the ref and Fazzer are still knocked out and Cazzo asks for the microphone).
Cazzo: Firts of all congratualations to Saphio on your win here. Then I have an announcement to make here. I have a big announcement for both of you here in the ring. The first one concerns Fazzer. You probly seen the fatal fourway match earlier tonight. Well the winner of that match. Mr. X is gonna face you at Beware The Whispers for the Internet Title. Then on to other things. The next thing I have to say has to do with Alexander Glory. For some unknown reason Glory has left the EWCL. Last week I got a phonecall from someone. That person talked with a strange low voice and told me not to expect Glory anymore here in the EWCL. I have no idea who that guy who phoned was, wether he was the manager or friend of Glory or that that guy is responsible for Glory's disappearance. In either way, as a Prez I gotta take action here. So as Glory had a spot for the Universal Title at Beware The Whispers, and well that spot is vacant now. I am giving that spot to Saphio. Thats all I have to say. Thank you.
(Cazzo gives the mic back to Jay Blue and leaves the ring and ringside).
JP: Now Cazzo, it is your turn to step in the ring and face your opponent. Do you think you are ready for it?
Cazzo: Oh yeah, I am ready. Let Mauler come out so we can begin.
(The lights dim and Maulers music starts to play. A couple seconds later he comes out, he's not alone. Zev Sanezca and Blade are escorting him to the ring. They all got RTF (Right To Fight) on their shirts. Thats the new name of Maulers stable. The stable was initiated to go up against the Ministry Of Total Justice. The three of them walk side by side to the ring. When they arrive, Mauler steps in the ring and Zev and Blade stay on the outside of the ring. Mauler stands in one of the four corners, looks at his mates, then looks in the direction of the announce table.
Cazzo gets up from his chair and right away Damned if I do starts to play. He takes his headset off, lays it on the table and makes his way in the ring. He steps in and walks over to Mauler).
ND: He probly is wishing Mauler good luck for the match. Don't you think.
JP: Yeah that could be true. But who knows.
Ding ding ding
JP: Let this match begin. I wonder if Zev and Blade are gonna interfere here.
ND: They just locked up. Cazzo whips Mauler in the ropes, Mauler rebounds and wow flying forearm by the Prez. Some first move in this match. Cazzo quickly gets to his feet and picks Mauler up, he whips him again in the ropes but Mauler reverses it and goes for a double-leg takedown and straddles Cazzo. Mauler is smacking Cazzo with right hands. Cazzo reverses things and now he is throwing quick rights to the head of Mauler. The two role to the outside of the ring, where they continue to trade fists with eachother.
JP: Zev and Blade just stand there looking, at this moment they are not interfering in this match, which is a good thing. Mauler has a slight advantage now. He tries to suplex Cazzo on the outside, but Cazzo reverses it and drops Mauler balls first on the safety rail. Cazzo clotheslines Mauler off the rail and into the crowd. Cazzo goes after Mauler amongst the fans. Then Mauler takes a fan's beer and throws it in Cazzo's face. Mauler then jumps in the air, takes Cazzo by the hair and rams his face into an empty chair. He takes the chair and bashes Cazzo across the back. Mauler goes for a piledriver, but Cazzo blocks it and backdrops Mauler on the concrete. Mauler, surpisingly gets up to his feet quickly, but he is hurt. He is heading back to the ring with Cazzo in hot pursuit. As Mauler makes his way back over the safety rail, Cazzo goes up to the top of the rail and comes of with a dropkick on Mauler's back. Cazzo then throws Mauler back into the ring. He then tries to throw Mauler into a corner but Mauler reverses the whip and sends Cazzo in chest first. Cazzo hits the corner hard and hits the canvas just as hard. Mauler follows it up with an elbow smash and goes for the cover. 1....2....kick out by Cazzo.
ND: Mauler throws Cazzo to the outside again. Mauler goes and gets a part of the steelsteps. He carries them over and tries to drop them onto Cazzo. Cazzo sees them and gets out of the way. Cazzo then tries to move in but Mauler dropkicks him and Cazzo goes backwards into the steelpost. Cazzo's head smacks hard against the pole. Mauler then takes Cazzo to the bottom half of the steel steps, picks him up in a piledriver and drops Cazzo hard on the steps. It looks bad for the Prez here. Zev and Blade are cheering Mauler on, he walks over to them and high fives with his mates.
JP: Then Mauler walks over to Cazzo and throws him back into the ring. He brings with him a steelchair. He takes it and sets it up in a seating position. Mauler whips Cazzo into the ropes, but Cazzo reverses and does a drop-toehold on Mauler. Mauler goes head first into the chair hard. This gives Cazzo some time to recover from the blows he got earlier. Cazzo slowly gets up and gets the chair. He nails Mauler right in the face with it. Cazzo follows up on that with kicks to the face, whips Mauler into the corner turnbuckle and follows that with a dropkick to Maulers stomache. Cazzo moves over to Mauler, but Mauler counters with a lowblow. Mauler then sets up the chair in a flat position. He then puts Cazzo on the topturnbuckle and goes for a superplex. But Cazzo blocks it by grabbing the ropes, Cazzo then somehow turns Mauler upside down into a tombstone piledriver position.
ND: Cazzo leaps and drives Mauler's head into the steel chair. Mauler is nearly unconscious as Cazzo hooks in a sharpshooter. Mauler is hanging in there, he is in deep pain here, but is not tapping out yet. But what is he doing? He is signaling to Zev. Zev takes the hint, he gets in the ring, comes up from Cazzo's behind and bulldogs him. Zev then slides out of the ring again. Mauler moves over to Cazzo and goes for the pin. 1....2.....kick out. Mauler gets to his feet and grabs Cazzo by the head and throws him in the corner. Mauler charges in right after and goes for a splash. He then starts handing out punch after punch on Cazzo's head. Cazzo falls back first to the canvas. Mauler gets on the topturnbuckle and wants to splash Cazzo. He jumps but Cazzo moves up his knees and Mauler lands right with his stomache on Cazzo's knees. Both men are down now.
JP: Mauler gets up first and moves to the ropes and hangs in the ropes. Cazzo got up aswell, runs over to Mauler and clotheslines him over the toprope. Mauler is on the outside now. Cazzo climbs on the topturnbuckle and he gives the signal of the VeeZeeKick. He then does a missile dropkick to Mauler who is standing on the outside and he hits Mauler right in the face. Cazzo kicks up and walks over to our table. He grabs the mic.
Cazzo: Nice move huh!!! Now thats why they call me the dropkick Ki......
ND: Before Cazzo can finish his words he gets hit in the back with that chair by Blade. Then Zev and Blade pick Cazzo up and throw him back in the ring. Then they walk over to Mauler and throw him back in the ring too. Both men down again, but Mauler goes for the cover. 1....2....kick out by Cazzo. Both still on the ground and now Cazzo goes for the cover. 1....2...kick out by Mauler this time. Man, Maulers men did interfere here, thats a damn shame.
JP: Mauler is the first to get to his feet. He picks Cazzo up and wants to go for a big powerbomb. But Cazzo reverses it and goes for the powerbomb himself, but when Mauler is in the air, he doesn;t execute the powerbomb, but he changes the move into a neckbreaker and executes that. We've just seen The Cazzobreaker, his finishing move. And what a move that is. He goes for the cover, this gotta be the win for him here. 1.....2....but Zev and Blade come in again and stop the count. They start stomping Cazzo.
ND: But hey who are that coming running to the ring??? Its the Ministry Of Total Justice. Its The Punisher, followed by Invader, Mr. X and Ex-Terminator. All four run to the ring and slide in the ring.Invader and Ex-Terminator double team on Zev Sanezca, and Mr. X takes on Blade. The Punisher goes for Mauler, picks him up and kicks him in the gut several times. Zev has jus been thrown out of the ring by Invader and Ex-Terminator. Mr. X did the same to Blade. And now Punisher executes the Gavel on Mauler. All the Ministry members then leave ringside.
JP: Cazzo moves over to Mauler and covers him. 1.....2......3......Yes, Cazzo wins this match.
ND: Mauler, Zev and Blade got to their feet again and especially Mauler is furious. He is mad as hell. He slides out of the ring and starts running back to the lockerrooms. Both Zev and Blade follow short behind him. It is obvious who they are aiming for. They want the asses of the Ministry. I'll tell you one thing, this ain't over yet, this is only the beginning of the Ministry / RTF battle.