(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. Then the titantron shows clips of last weeks VENOM. We see the impact of The Royal Family and we also see the ending of the match between Cazzo and Saphio vs. Fazzer and Dawg Fase. Then the screen goes to black).

John Pilchard: Welcome people to Venom. Venom like it is and Venom in a heartbeat. I know, that probly doesn't make any sense, but if you keep this channel on you will understand better. Anyway, tonights the night again of Venom, and we have some intresting matches for you.

Neil Down: Yeah we really do. We will have the last match in the first round of the tagteamtournament. We are gonna see Joe Johnson and Shane Johnson going up against eachother for the Hardcore Title, we will see the single debut of Exile and the main event is a tagmatch between Third Degree Burns and the Hardcore Icons.

JP: Yeah well isn't that gonna be two single matches? I think we will see Dawg going up against Saphio and Fazzer against Cazzo in a cage match for the Universal Title.

ND: That could be true, but like more things in the EWCL, we never know till we actually see it.

JP: You are so right about that. Ok, let me also introduce once again the Spanish announcers Paco and Pablo, who earned themselves a weekly table and spot at Venom. Lets hear it for them!!!

ND: Yeah, its good you mention that, coz they are two nice fellows. Can't speak proper English, but who gives a fuck.

JP: Ok, enough chitchat, its time for our first match of the evening. And its not just a match, no its a Hardcore Battle Royal. And the winner earns himself a title shot against the Hardcore Champion. We are gonna see 7 wrestlers in that match. It concerns One Time, Apocalypse, Stalker, Dan Prohibition, Freak Destroyer, Happy Henderson and Homicide.

(Then lights go out and Save yourself by Stabbing Westward starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson and "The Loose Cannon" Shane Johnson come walking out. The fans cheer them on while they walk towards ringside. But Joe and Shane don't step into the ring. No, instead they climb over the guardrail and take a seat on the first row).

ND: What are they gonna do? Are they gonna watch this match live? Or are they gonna sit there all night? Whats their plan? I'm almost certain that the Royal Family has something up their sleeve tonight. You wanna bet John?

JP: No thank you. You still owe me money from the last time we had a bet.

ND: No, don't recall any of that. Hmm, uh but lets quickly go to Jay Blue.

(Ring announcer Jay Blue is standing in the ring and he has a microphone in his hand (ofcourse he has a microphone in his hand, otherwise he wouldn't be an announcer)).

Jay Blue: Good evening people here in the EWCL Arena and the people at home. In a few minutes 7 wrestlers are gonna fight in a Hardcore Battle Royal. But first I am gonna tell you and the wrestlers the rules of this match. First of all , all 7 wrestlers will come to the ring at the same time. Second of all, a wrestlers is eliminated when he gets pinned, when he submits or when he gets counted out. And last but not least, as it is a hardcore match, you will see weapons that the superstars can use. But there's a catch to that. We start off with no weapons in the ring, then every few minutes a weapon comes falling down from the ceiling in the ring. From that moment that weapon can be used. Ok, those are the rules, oh and kids : Don't try this at home, these are all trained professionals. Uhm well at least some are!

(Jay Blue leaves the ring again and from all sides of the arena the wrestlers appear. One Time, Apocalypse and Happy just come walking down the aisle. Stalker and Homicide are walking through the crowd and make their way to the ring. Dan comes out from the other side and Freak flies down from the ceiling in the ring).

JP: Ok, now that everyone is in the ring, we can begin.

Ding ding ding

ND: They start off and Dan goes straight for Homicide and Stalker. He takes down Stalker with a clothesline and does the same to Homicide. He follows that up with an elbow drop on Stalker. We also see how Happy, Apocalypse and One Time attack the Freak Destroyer. All three of them start punching into him and giving him kicks in the stomache. Apocalypse then picks the Freak up and wants to piledrive him, but Freak reverses and backdrops Apocalypse to the mat. One Time then dropkicks Freak from behind and the Freak goes down.

JP: Stalker and Homicide got back to their feet again and they start double teaming on Dan. They whip him in the ropes, he rebounds and they double clothesline Dan to the mat. Homicide climbs on the toprope and moonsaults of it, but Dan just moved out of the way in time and Homicide lands on the mat. Neil, I think its time now right?

ND: Yes it is!!! In two seconds the first weapon is gonna fall from the ceiling.....Yeah, I see it falling down, its a .....a.....its a sledgehammer and ........ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it landed straight on Apocalypse's head. He is knocked out cold.

JP: Apocalypse is out and The Freak Destroyer takes advantage of it right away and covers him. 1.....2........3.......Yesssss, Apocalypse is out of this match.

ND: Yep, you're the weakest link. Goodbye.

JP: That leaves us with six people. Oohh Stalker is the one who got hold of the sledgehammer. He first nails One Time with it and then he signals to Homicide. Homicide then grabs Dan from behind and holds his arms behind him. Stalker walks over to them and wants to slamm the sledgehammer in Dan's face. He swings and.....oooooh oooh Dan moved out of the way just in time, with a result that Stalker nails Homicide in the face with the sledgehammer. Dan goes straight for the cover and. 1.......2......3..........yeahhhhhh another one bites the dust. Two out now and five left.

ND: Stalker is still standing there in disbelief. Happy comes up from behind and hooks in a sleeper hold on Stalker. Stalker lets go off the sledgehammer and it falls to the ground. Dan picks it up and smacks One Time to the mat with it. Dan for the cover. 1....2....but the Freak stops the pin. Don't know why he did that. He probly wants to get his share of One Time aswell. Happy is still choking Stalker, and I think Stalker is passed out here. Happy finally lets go and Stalker falls to the ground.

JP: Happy now climbs on the toprope turnbuckle. Just when he wants to dive on Stalker he sees that the second weapon comes falling from the ceiling. Its a ......chair. Happy grabs it out of the air though and holds it in front of his face. He then does his Happy Henderson High dive on top off Stalker. Oooh what a bang that was. Happy seems a little bit dizzy of the bump on his head, but he goes for the cover anyway. 1....2.....3.....yeah Stalker has been eliminated.

ND: Yeah John that leaves us with four. The Freak just picked up One Time and whips him in the ropes, and when One Time comes back he grabs One Time by the throat and chokeslams him straight into the mat. Freak for the cover. 1....2...but a kick out by One Time. On the other side of the ring we see how Dan and Happy are standing opposite from eachother. Dan is holding the sledgehammer and Happy is holding the chair. Then they both swing their weapon at the same time. The sledgehammer smashes into the chair. But noone goes down.

JP: Again they both use their weapon at the same time, but with the same result. Freak and One Time see whats happening and Freak runs over to Happy and takes him down with a spear. One Time wants to do the same with Dan, but Dan sees it coming and moves out of the way and One Time flies shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Dan turns towards One Time and nails him in the head with the sledgehammer. One Time is busted open now and starts to bleed. Dan drops the sledgehammer and he hooks in his finisher move. OOoohh yeah he just executed his corkscrew tombstone on One Time. Dan for the pin. 1.........2..........3.........oh man, Dan just pinned One Time. He really must feel good about that.

ND: Freak is on top off Happy and he is handing out punch after punch. He then gets to his feat and powerslams Happy to the mat. He follows that with a legdrop and a cover. 1...2...but a kick out by Happy. Freak gets to his feet and picks up Happy. He whips him in the ropes, but when Happy comes back from the ropes he takes the initiative and ddt's Freak. Freak down and Happy starts climbing the turnbuckle. Dan sees this and runs to that corner and starts climbing the turnbuckle aswell. Dan behind Happy and woooooow he lifts Happy up and executes a backdropsuplex.

JP: Dan is in pain too so he can't go for the cover. Freak is also back to his feet again and he doesn't pin Happy, but he grabs him and.......bamm Freaks Edge. Thats his finisher. Freak for the cover and. 1.....2.......3...........yeah we are down to the last two of this hardcore match.

ND: Dan and Freak stare at eachother now and then they lock up. Freak then whips Dan into the ropes and when he comes back, he backdrops Dan and he lands right on the chair that was laying in the ring. Freak goes for the cover, but its only a 2 count. Freak picks up the steelchair and wants to smash it into Dan's head, but Dan blocks it just in time, and kicks Freak in the stomache and takes him down with a clothesline and the chair lands on top off Freak. Now Dan goes for the cover, but again its only a two count.

JP: Who is gonna win this battle royal. Thats the question. But hey, what are Joe and Shane Johnson doing?? They just got up from their seat and climbed over the guardrail. They climb into the ring and attack Dan and the Freak. Joe dropkicks the Freak to the mat and Shane takes Dan down with a spinning headscissor. Joe then grabs the sledgehammer and ramms it into Freak and the Freak goes down. Joe then throws the sledgehammer over to Shane and Shane nails Dan with it. Shane then signals and starts climbing the topturnbuckle. He is on top and yeaahhhhhh The Resurrection. Joe screams loudly YEAHHHHHH. And then Joe picks Freak up and gets him in the Cruxifixion and executes it. Both Freak and Dan are down and out.

ND: Yeah I think they can forget about this match here now. Joe and Shane climb out of the ring again and go back to their seat. They just go sit down again, man some nerve they have. The ref is counting now. 7.....8.....9.......10.....And yeah both Dan Prohibition and The Freak Destroyer are counted out here. We don't have a winner here.

JP: Yeah well you know, this only means one thing. This probly is gonna mean that on next Venom we are gonna have a tagmatch between Dan/Freak vs. Joe/Shane and the winner gets the Hardcore Title. But who the Hardcore Champ is gonna be after tonight is still a question that is gonna be answered later tonight.

ND: Ok, its time to go to some commercials and as you know this weeks Venom is sponsored by Oprah Winfrey's Show.

(Then the camera turns to black).

JP: Ok, next up we will have the last match of the first round of the tagteamtournament. So far three teams are to the second round and tonight will show us who will be the fourth team to go to the semi finals.

ND: Yeah thats true. Tonight we are gonna see 2 members of The Royal Family, namely Kritical Kondition and Tony "The Hitman" LeDucci.

JP: Its DeLucci Neil.

ND: LeDucci, DeLucci, who's counting?

JP: Well Joe and Shane are sitting right there you see, you don't want them to get off their seat again do you?

ND: I hear DeLucci is a fine athlete, real good wrestler.

JP: Yeah, yeah talk your way out of it again. Anyway, their opponents are gonna be Ex-Terminator and Steven Grail. Lets go to ringside.

(Bleed the Freak by Alice in Chains starts to play and Kritical Kondition and Tony DeLucci come walking out. The crowd doesn't know wether to cheer them on or to boo them. Before KK and DeLucci get in the ring they walk pass Joe and Shane and shake their hands. Then they get in the ring and wait for their opponents).

(Seek and Destroy by Metallica starts to play and Ex-Terminator and Amy Levisque appear from behind the curtains and make their way to the ring. Ex-Terminator gives Amy a kiss and then he climbs in the ring while Amy stays on the outside of the ring).

ND: Finally a nice looking girl in front of me again, haha.

(Then Rollin starts to play over the speakers and Steven Grail comes running out. He quickly runs to the ring and slides in).

Ding ding ding

JP: It's Steven Grail and Kritical Kondition that are gonna start off here. They lock up in the middle of the ring. Grail hooks in a headlock and they go into the ropes, and Grail executes a flying bulldog. What a start of this match here!! KK quickly to his feet though, and both men start handing out fists. Punch after punch is delivered. Over the last week we seen how these guys almost started to hate eachother. KK now in the advantage as he whips Grail into the ropes, he comes back and KK kicks him in the gut and follows that up with a jumping ddt. KK for the cover, but only a one count. Yeah, its not gonna be over this fast. KK picks Grail up and wants to execute a german suplex, but Grail reverses the move, gets behind KK and Grail executes a german suplex.

ND: Grail picks KK up and whips him in the ropes, rebound and, oooh double clothesline. They took eachother down here. Ex-Terminator is yelling at Grail to make the tag. Grail is the first to get to his feet and he tags in Ex-Terminator. Just before Ex-T can reach KK, KK tagged in DeLucci. Ex-T gets the quick overhand though as he takes DeLucci down with a big boot. He then picks DeLucci up and ooooh wow executes a jackhammer. Ex-T into the ropes, comes back and a legdrop on DeLucci. Ex-T for the cover, but he gets only a two count. Ex-T picks DeLucci up and whips him in the corner where Grail is standing. DeLucci flies backfirst into the turnbuckle. Ex-T charges in right after, and DeLucci sees it coming and wants to move out of the way, but Grail holds him so he can't move. Ex-T comes running in and bammmm big splash on top off DeLucci, who falls first first on the mat. Ex-T tags in Grail now.

JP: Grail and Ex-T working good together here. Grail climbs on the second turnbuckle and an elbow drop on the back of DeLucci. Grail gets up and picks up DeLucci, he whips him in the ropes, but DeLucci ducks under Grail's arm, comes back from the ropes again and takes Grail down with a flying shouldertackle. DeLucci then quickly tags in KK. KK moves over to Grail who is still on the mat and hooks in a figure foor leglock. Grail in pain here, and he is in the middle of the ring, so he is in serious trouble here. The ref is asking if he wants to submit, but he is shaking noo, nooo. Grail starts moving towards the ropes, oh and he even gets closer to the ropes more and more. Ooh he almost reached his own corner, where Ex-T is standing. And yes Grail reached it and tags in Ex-Terminator. EX-T comes in and gives Kk an elbow drop. KK lets go off the figure four leglock hold now. Grail limps to his corner. Ex-T in charge here now, he whips KK in the ropes and wants to chokeslam him, but KK ducks under Ex-T's arm, kicks him in the stomache and executes his butterfly bomb.

ND: And KK for the cover. 1.....2......but a late kick out by Ex-T. KK picks up Ex-T and scoopslams him back on the mat. Then KK climbs the topturnbuckle and frogsplashes on top off Ex-T. Again he goes for the cover. 1...2.....but Grail comes in and stops the count. KK is pissed now. Again he whips Ex-T in the ropes, and he powerslams Ex-T to the mat. KK then tags in DeLucci. DeLucci goes for the pin, but only a two count. DeLucci picks Ex-T up and wants to powerbomb him, Ex-T reverses the move and backdrops DeLucci. Ex-T goes for the tag and Grail comes in. Grail whips DeLucci in the ropes and ooooh spinning heel kick by Grail. Yes that will take anyone down!! He goes for the cover, but KK comes in and nails Grail in the back with a double axe handle. The ref then makes KK go back to his corner.

JP: DeLucci gets up and tags in KK again. KK runs over to Grail and hooks in a fishermans suplex and executes it perfectly. And he goes for the cover. 1.....2......but Ex-T interfers and stops the count. Again KK is pissed about the interference. He walks over to Ex-T and slaps him in the face. It was a mistake to turn his back on Grail, coz Grail picks KK up from behind and does a backdrop suplex. Grail tags in Ex-T now. Ex-T comes in and whips KK into a corner, he charges in right after, but KK moved out of the way just in time and Ex-T flies shoulder first into the turnbuckle. KK falls down to one knee though, from the blows he got earlier. Then DeLucci comes in, but there wasn't even a tag. He climbs on the topturnbuckle and does an elbow drop on Ex-T. DeLucci then whips Ex-T in the ropes, rebound, but Ex-T counters with executing his chokeslam and he slams DeLucci straight into the mat.

ND: Ex-T tags in Grail and he signals to the corner. Grail climbs on the topturnbuckle, then Ex-T lifts up DeLucci and puts him on the topturnbuckle aswell. OOoh man are we gonna see that superplex to the outside again???!!!??? We seen that happen last week!!! Ooh but wait Ex-T also climbs the turnbuckle now and is on top. Oooh my, are they gonna do what I think they are gonna do!!!!!!!! And yesssssssssss a double SUPERPLEX to the outside. What a bang that was!!! DeLucci is out for sure. Grail makes his way back into the ring now. While Ex-T is standing over DeLucci and starts kicking him in the stomache. OOh that was the sign for Joe and Shane Johnson to leave their seats again. They climb on the guardrail and nail Ex-T with a double dropkick. Joe follows that up with punches and kicks and Shane walks over to Amy and starts a conversation with her. But they aren't paying attention to what is going on in the ring.

JP: In the ring KK and Grail are getting it on again. They lock up once more and KK executes a backbreaker. He then whips Grail in the ropes again, but Grail comes back and counters that with a steinerline clothesline and that takes KK down to the mat. Grail then climbs the topturnbuckle, he is on top now, but KK got up in the meantime and starts climbing the turnbuckle aswell. Both men on the toprope now, and handing out punches here. Its KK with the overhand, now but he can't seem to hit Grail of it. But then ooooooh mannn in some way Grail hooks in his Finisher Move the Holy Grail and yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he just executed it. A toprope piledriver!!!!! Grail for the cover. 1.......2..........3..........And yesss our winners here are Steven Grail and Ex-Terminator!!!!! They move on to the second round of the tagteamtournament.

ND: Well Ex-T isn't really celebrating as he is still being punched and kicked by Joe Johnson. Grail sees it happening, and climbs out of the ring and takes Joe down with his trademark steinerline clothesline. Now all four are handing out punches like it was a streetbrawl. I don't think this is the last we seen of this yet.

(Then we go to commercials).

JP: Just before the commercials we saw that The Royal Family can be beaten people. Kritical Kondition and Tony DeLucci lost their tagmatch against Steven Grail and Ex-Terminator. Before we left you Grail and Ex-Terminator where brawling with Shane and Joe Johnson. Well during the break, the security guards could break them up. Grail, Ex-Terminator and Amy left ringside and Joe and Shane got back to their seat again.

ND: Ok then on to our next match. We are gonna see another member of the Royal Family, namely Exile. The man that already made a name for himself in the EWCL. Not really because of his matches, but more coz of the way he does his promos. He almost insulted every single wrestler in the EWCL.

JP: Yes, he did. And he mostly focussed on Universal Champion Cazzo and Saphio. Ok, Exile was first suppose to wrestle Prime Time Champion Invader, but a few days ago Invader suddenly left the EWCL. In a few moments we will see who is gonna be Exile's opponent. So lets go to Jay Blue.

Jay Blue: First from Pittsburgh, weighing in at 256lbs, here is Exile!!!

(Princes of the Universe by Queen starts to play and Exile comes walking out. Some fans start to boo, while some start cheering loudly. On his way to the ring Exile passes Joe and Shane, and just like KK and DeLucci did, he shakes their hands. He then gets in the ring and starts yelling: "Common opponent, no matter who you are!!! Just common!!!).

Jay Blue: His opponents, from the Ministry Of Total Justice. Here are Zev Sanezca and The Punisher.

(American Made starts to play and The Punisher and Zev Sanezca start walking to the ring. Punisher shakes hands with some of the fans while Zev seems a bit nervous. When they arrive in the ring, they step in and wait for the match to begin).

JP: Yeah well this makes perfectly sense you know. Punisher and Zev thought they were gonna have match against Blade and Mauler from the RTF. But well since Blade resigned and Mauler took some time off coz of an injury, it is not really a surprise that the two of them are gonna face Exile.

ND: Thats something though, Exile is in a handicap match here. So now he can really prove himself here tonight.

Ding ding ding

JP: Exile and Zev start off. They lock up and Exile takes the initiative and he takes Zev down with a hiptoss. He follows that up with a quick elbow drop. Exile gets to his feet again and walks over to The Punisher and nails him with a right one. Exile then focusses on Zev again, picks him up and whips him in the ropes, Zev rebounds and belly to belly suplex by Exile. He goes for the cover, 1....2....but Punisher comes in and breaks the count. Punisher lifts Exile up from behind and atomic drops him into the ropes.

ND: Punisher follows that up with a clothesline to the back of the head of Exile. Punisher then goes back to his corner. Zev picks Exile up and wants to do a hurricanrana, he jumps, he got his legs around Exile's head, but Exile reverses it and powerbombs Zev to the ground. Exile climbs the topturnbuckle and moonsaults on Zev. Exile then throws Zev back to his own corner. And Zev tags in The Punisher. Punisher steps in the ring, but Exile nails him with a viscious clothesline. Exile steps on the second turnbuckle and shouts: "MOTJ - STABLE OF THE MONTH HUH, HA HA HA!!!!"

JP: Exile then jumps back on the mat and concentrates on Punisher again. Punisher kicks Exile in the stomach and whips him in the ropes, rebound and Punisher nails Exile with a big boot to the face. Exile on the ground now. Punisher hooks in a figure four leglock, but it seems that he doesn't hook it the right way. Exile is moving and wow, wait, he turns it around and turned it into a sharpshooter. Or I think he calls it "Solitary conefinement" himself. Punisher is in severe pain here. Zev comes in and nails Exile with a kick in the head. Exile then lets go off the sharpshooter hold. Exile back to his feet now, but Zev does a dropkick, but Exile blocks it and just throws Zev's feet away. Wow impressive. He then picks Zev up and executes a belly to back suplex.

ND: And once again he just throws Zev back to his own corner. How humiliading is that!!! Exile the grabs Punisher by the head and takes him down again with an armdrag takedown. He follows that up with a couple of stomps to Punishers head. Exile then starts climbing the turnbuckle, but Punisher got up in the meantime and starts climbing the toprope aswell. They start handing out punches now and both fall back to the mat. Exile and Punisher get up at the same time, Exile whips Punisher in the ropes and oooh clothesline from Hell and Punisher is out. Exile for the cover, 1....2.....but Zev comes in and stops it.

JP: Exile gets a hold of Zev, kicks him in the stomache area and throws him over the toprope to the outside. Zev slowly gets to his feet and, wait he looks under the ring and comes out with a baseball bat. He throws it in the ring. But the baseball bat lands right in front of Exile's feet. He picks up the baseballs bat, takes a swing, and smacks it into Punisher's head. Exile then grabs Punisher and oooooooooh The Outcast. That was Exile's finisher move. He goes for the cover. 1......2........3.......YEAH Exile won this handicap match!!!!!!!!

ND: Ok, we can say that this was an impressive single debut.

JP: During our break we saw how Joe Johnson and Shane Johnson left their seats and went to the lockerrooms. They probly wanted to prepare for their match. And the time has arrived now. The Hardcore Champion Joe Johnson is gonna face Extreme Champion Shane Johnson. We know the reason why. The Extreme Title is history after tonight. According to the Prez there are too many titles in the EWCL. But he was so generous to give Shane the opportunity to win a different title. So thats why the match with Joe Johnson was made.

ND: Yeah, but we seen earlier this week though that both brothers were not really happy about this match. They think its a plan by the Prez to mess up the relation between the brothers. That the Prez is trying to create problems within the Royal Family. Do you think thats what the Prez is trying to do?

JP: I personally doubt that myself. But lets go to Jay Blue right now.

Jay Blue: First up weighing in at 215lbs, the Extreme Champion: "The Loose Cannon" Shane Johnson.

(One step closer starts to blare over the speakers and Shane runs to the ring. He gets a big pop by the crowd. They still love him and his highflying moves. He slides in the ring and waits for his brother to show).

Jay Blue: His opponent, weighing in at 233 lbs, The Hardcore Champion. Some people call him "the Innovator of Extreme", yeah, some call him "The Gangsta of Love", some people call him "Maurice" woooh ooooh........

Sorry, that was my tribute to Steve Miller. Anyway .....here is "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson.

(Joe comes out to Save yourself by Stabbing Westward. He got the Hardcore Title around his waist. He climbs in the ring, walks over to his brother Shane and shakes his hand).

Jay Blue: People, we have a special referee for this match between Joe Johnson and Shane Johnson.

(The lights go out and The Theme from Miami Vice starts to play. And out comes................).

JP: IT'S............DON JOHNSON. HE'S THE SPECIAL REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH!!!! Do you get it people, Joe JOHNSON, Shane JOHNSON, referee Don JOHNSON. Hahaha, hilarious.

(Don Johnson walks to the ring but before he gets in the ring he walks over to the commentators table).

ND: Hey Sonny, how are you?

Don Johnson: Its Don, not Sonny.

ND: Yeah whatever, Sonny.

JP: Ok, I better get in between here. Its a great honour for us to have you hear Don.

Don Johnson: Its a pleasure to be here. But now I have to get in that ring, there's a match about to start.

(Don climbs in the ring and shakes hands with Joe and Shane. Joe then asks for the microphone and Jay Blue hands it over to him).

Joe: Don, Jay, Prez, and People. I have something to say to all of you. Shane and I have decided NOT to fight eachother here tonight. We don't see the use of it I must admit. We know that you probly were expecting a great fight between the brothers, but thats not gonna happen! In my view its just one more way to try and split up the Johnson Brothers, and The Royal Family and we don't wanna be part of that. I can imagine that the EWCL is afraid of the Royal Family but This Family can't be split up!!

(Joe hands the mic back over to Jay and Joe, Shane and Don leave the ring and walk back to the lockerrooms).

JP: Now thats something, who would have expected that??

ND: HEY SONNY!!! WHERE'S TUBBS? HAHA.

JP: Neil get a hold of yourself, will you!! We just heard this major announcement and all you can think of is asking Don Johnson about Tubbs?

ND: Yeah, well I loved Miami Vice on tv, you know.

(Then the camera fades and commercials start).

JP: Ok, I have a special announcement for all of you. First you thought that Cazzo and Saphio were gonna face Fazzer and Dawg in a tagmatch. Then we heard that Saphio was gonna fight Dawg and Cazzo was gonna fight Fazzer for the title in a cage match. Well now there is a little slight change to that. We are gonna see a kind of match that we haven't seen before in the EWCL. We have a mixed main event match here.

ND: Yes thats right. During the commercial break, they added another ring and they set up not one, but two cages. So now we have to cages next to eachother. So we gonna have a double cagematch here tonight. This is how it goes. In one cage we are gonna see Saphio vs. Dawg and in the other cage we are gonna see Cazzo vs. Fazzer. It are two separate single matches though. To win a match, you first have to climb from one cage into the other cage, and from that second cage you have to climb to the outside. So in theory it can still happen that at one point we are gonna see 4 men in one cage. I hope it all makes sense, if not, who cares!!

(Then Fazzer and Dawg Fase come walking out. The crowd really booosss them, its unbelievable. When they arrive at the cages, Fazzer steps in one cage and Dawg steps into the other one).

(Then Party up by DMX starts to play and Saphio makes his appearance. He comes strutting out and has a huge smile on his face. He is walking hand in hand with Stephanie Sprinkles. Once they arrive at the cages, they kiss goodbye and Stephanie walks back to the lockerrooms. Saphio waves at the crowd, waves to Fazzer and steps in the cage were Dawg is waiting for him).

(Then Damned if I do starts to play and Cazzo comes walking out. The crowd now starts to cheer big time. Cazzo got his Universal Title around his waist and is wearing his Dropkick King shirt. On his way to the ring he shakes hands with some of the fans. He then climbs into the cage where Fazzer is eagerly waiting for him).

Ding ding ding

JP: Ok, these matches are on now. Cazzo entered the cage and Fazzer runs at him right away and takes him down with a a double axe handle. He picks the champion up again and executes one of his trademark suplexes. Fazzer then whips Cazzo and he flies backfirst into the cage. Fazzer charges in, but Cazzo moves out of the way at the last moment, and Fazzer flies headfirst into the cage. Cazzo grabs Fazzers head and ramms it into the cage for about 5 times then. Fazzer doesn't go down though. Cazzo whips Fazzer to the opposite side, but Fazzer reverses it and again Cazzo flies into the cage with his back. Fazzer moves over and holds Cazzo in a headlock.

ND: In the other cage we see how Saphio got the hold of Dawg Fase. Right when Saphio got in the ring, he took Dawg down with a clothesline. He then picked Dawg up and did a snapmare. Saphio grabs Dawg by the head, but Dawg counters that by headbutting Saphio. Dawg bounces in the ropes, comes back and does a flying headbutt and Saphio goes down. Dawg then starts climbing the cage already, but Saphio gets to his feet, goes over to Dawg and throws him back to the mat. Saphio then follows that with a legdrop. Saphio lifts Dawg up and sideslams him back to the mat.

JP: Fazzer is still holding Cazzo in a headlock. He then lets go off the hold, and knees Cazzo in the gut and follows that with a reverse ddt. Fazzer grabs Cazzo by the head, and he whips him in the corner, Cazzo jumps on the turnbuckle though, and uses the turnbuckle as a springboard and moonsaults over Fazzer. Fazzer is surprised and turns around, but gets dropkicked by Cazzo and that sents Fazzer backfirst into the turnbuckle. Cazzo moves over and starts punching Fazzer on the head for about 6 times. Cazzo then whips Fazzer into the opposite corner and charges in right after. Cazzo wants to splash Fazzer, but Fazzer sees it coming and catches Cazzo with a big forearm to the face. Fazzer quickly climbs the second turnbuckle and does a flying forearm and that takes Cazzo down.

ND: Saphio was just looking what was going on in the other cage, when Dawg nails him from behind. Dawg then atomic drops Saphio and Saphio flies into the cage headfirst. Dawg grabs Saphio and sents Saphio headfirst into the cage again. Saphio almost starts to bleed here. Dawg then whips Saphio in the ropes, he comes back and oooh spinbuster by Dawg. That must have hurt. Dawg follows it up by picking Saphio up and scoopslamming him back into the mat. Dawg then wants to suplex Saphio, but he can't lift his opponent up. He can't do it, but Saphio can do it, and he suplexes Dawg. Saphio quickly to his feet again and he starts strutting through the ring. The people start clapping for him. Saphio turns back to Dawg again and whips him in the ropes, Dawg comes back and counters it and wants to kick Saphio, but Saphio got a hold of the leg. Saphio is holding Dawg's left leg now, but then Dawg does an enziguire and kicks Saphio in the head with his right leg.

JP: Fazzer jumped on top off Cazzo and grabbed his head and is ramming it into the mat. Fazzer gets to his feet again and picks Cazzo up by the head. He wants to Fazz Plex Cazzo, but Cazzo counters and does a spinning neckbreaker. Both men get to their feet at the same time then. Fazzer hooks in a tiger suplex and executes it well. Cazzo out now. Fazzer then starts climbing the cage. But hey he is climbing the wrong side of the cage. He has to climb to the other cage first? Doesn't he know that?? Cazzo got back to his feet again and sees how Fazzer is climbing to the outside. He looks a bit confused and then starts to laugh and just looks what Fazzer is up to. Fazzer climbed out of the cage and is on the outside now. He walks over to the announcerstable and from under that table he gets his razor bat. Cazzo already starts to look more upset now.

ND: Dawg slowly gets up and picks Saphio up. The two grab eachothers hands and a test of strength starts. First Dawg has the advantage and Saphio has to go on one knee. But then Saphio gets back up and gets the overhand now, now Dawg goes to one knee, and he is even on both knees now. Then they let go of the hold. Saphio grabs Dawg by the head and does another snappmare. Saphio then picks Dawg up again and executes a sitdown powerbomb. ANd bammmmm did that have an impact, unbelievable. Saphio then bounces in the ropes and does a kneedrop on Dawg's face. Saphio lifts Dawg up again, and delivers a spinning piledriver. Ooooh Dawg won't get up from those bumps that fast I think.

JP: Fazzer has the razor bat in one hand and starts to climb back into the cage. He is on top of the cage now and he sees how Cazzo is looking at him. OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Fazzer doesn't hesitate and jumps down all the way from the top of the cage and nailed Cazzo with his razor bat!!!! Cazzo is busted wide open now. Fazzer then continues to smack his razor bat into Cazzo's body. He ramms it into Cazzo for about 3 times. Fazzer then drops the razor bat and starts climbing the cage again. But this time he climbs the right side of the cage. He is almost on the top now, while Cazzo is still knocked out.

ND: In the other cage, Saphio also started climbing the cage. He is also on top now. Saphio faces Fazzer now. They start hitting eachother all the way up there. With one hand they try to hold on to the cage, while they are punching with the other hand. OOOOooh Saphio got a hold of Fazzer now and he......he...........suplexes Fazzer to the ground.......OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH WHAT A BIG BANG!!!!!! Fazzer is in the second cage now, but he is definately hurt and knocked out now aswell. Saphio was able to hold on to the cage and he climbs over now and climbs into the other cage where Cazzo is still laying on the mat. Saphio goes over to Cazzo and helps him up and tells him to start climbing that cage.

JP: And thats what Cazzo is doing now. He starts climbing and is on top now. Just like before with Fazzer and Saphio, this time Dawg and Cazzo are climbing the cage at the same time. Although Cazzo is climbing all the way on the left, while Dawg is climbing on the right side. They see eachother but don't care to go over to eachother. So then Cazzo climbs over to the other side of the cage, and Dawg does the same. Cazzo sees that Fazzer is still out. Cazzo then does a big elbow drop all the way from the top of the cage on top off Fazzer. OOOOH BAMMMM WHAT AN IMPACT!!!!

ND: Dawg also wants to jump down from the top of the cage. But he didn't notice that Saphio got a hold of Fazzer's razor bat. So when Dawg jumps all the way down, Saphio nails him with the razor bat. And Dawg starts bleeding right away. Saphio then climbs the topturnbuckle and is still holding the razor bat. He then dives off and once again he whacks the razor bat in Dawg's face. Now Dawg knows how it feels to bleed like hell. Saphio then throws the razor bat to the outside of the ring. Saphio looks over to Cazzo and sees that both men are down on the floor in the other ring. Saphio then walks over to Dawg and picks him up and slams him back into the mat.

JP: Slowly both Cazzo and Fazzer get to their feet again. They both up now and they look at eachother and give eachother a look that says "yeah, i'm still here". They lock up and Fazzer whips Cazzo in the ropes, he comes back and.......double clothesline and they take eachother down again. Again both men are on the mat. Both men start moving towards the cage. Both Fazzer and Cazzo reach the cage now and use the cage to get back to their feet. Cazzo is the first to climb the cage now to try to get to the outside. But Fazzer is right behind him, and Fazzer grabs Cazzo from behind and backdropsuplexes him back into the middle of the ring.

ND: Dawg is still busted wide open and still beat on the mat. Saphio picks him up and oooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhhh he got him in his Bittersweet Symphony now. He got the torture rack hooked in and Dawg is screaming it out of the pain. Saphio keeps him in the hold for some time and then he throws Dawg to the ground. Saphio then raises his hands and starts climbing the cage to the outside. He gets higher and higher and he sees that Dawg is knocked out. He is almost certain of the win in this match. And yes he reached the top of the cage and climbs over the top and starts climbing down now. AND YESSSSSSSSS finally he reaches the floor and he has it. SAPHIO won this match and once again he raises his hands into the air. You can really see that he is happy about this win!!!

JP: Now back to whats going on in the other cage. Remember Fazzer just backdropsuplexed Cazzo. And now Fazzer is the one that starts climbing the cage. He gets higher and higher, but then Cazzo gets up again, and he can just grab Fazzer's leg. He holds on to the leg, till Fazzer has to let go of the cage, and Fazzer falls down to the mat. Man, what a match is this!!! Nobody can forecast who is gonna have the win here!!! Now Cazzo starts climbing the cage again. He is almost at the top now, but Fazzer also is climbing up again. Cazzo looks behind him and he sees that Fazzer is right behind him. Now Cazzo doesn't hesitate and OOOOOOOOOHHHH MMYYYYYYY GODDDDD!!! He just VeeZeeKicked (missile dropkick) Fazzer. I said it a couple of times before, but what a BANGGGG!!!! That also took alot out of Cazzo though. But Cazzo is the first to get up, he grabs Fazzer and YES THATS THE CAZZOBREAKER. Thats the finisher move and he just executed it!!! Cazzo then starts to climb the cage once more. Again he looks behind him, but he sees that Fazzer is moving but is not up yet. Cazzo reaches the top now, and climbs over, when he is on the other side he jumps all the way down to the floor. YEAHHHHHHH He is still the Universal Champion!!!! Cazzo wins this cage match, but it was an amazing battle between those two superstars!!!

ND: Saphio got the Universal Title in his hands, walks over to Cazzo and hands it over to him. Then they both raise their hands. Who would of thought that they both would end up to be the winners of this night!!! The crowd is going wild!!!! They love this sight, oooh yeah they do!!!! Saphio and Cazzo slowly walk down the aisle towards the lockerrooms. They turn around once more and wave to the crowd.

JP: But just when they turn around to face the crowd, from behind them Exile shows up. He got a steelchair in his hands and he smacks it first on the head of Saphio and then on Cazzo's head. Yeah, well this all was too good to be true, wasn't it. Exile throws the chair to the ground and yells "AND YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE THE TOP OF THE EWCL??!!!??? YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!!!!!". Exile then leaves.

ND: Ok, what a night we had here. Full of tremendous action. So all of you people better tune in again next week for another VENOM.