VENOM

(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. Then the titantron shows clips of last weeks VENOM. Then the screen fades to black).

John Pilchard: Welcome people to Venom. I know you have all been waiting for this moment again. And now that moment has arrived. Its time for Venom again and tonight you are gonna see 6 matches in total. But don't let us forget what happend here last week. Remember we got a new Universal Champion. In a devastating match, Saphio won the gold. And we also saw how Exile broke Cazzo's leg. So as a result of that we won't see Cazzo in action for a while.

Neil Down: Tonight Saphio has to defend his title for the first time. But question is if he actually is gonna do that, as we seen a few days ago how he got beaten up badly and his leg also got broken. But we will probly find out more about that later on tonight.

JP: Lets focus on some other action we are gonna see. Joe Johnson is gonna defend his Hardcore Title against Dan Prohibition. We are gonna see a cage battle royal for the Prime Time Title. Punisher is gonna defend his Internet Title against Dawg Fase. Also Alexander Glory is returning to the ring again and he is gonna face Shane Johnson. And that could end up to be a great match people. And last but not least we will have the match between two newcomers, namely Grunt vs. Mike Manlin. And that is also gonna be the first match we are gonna see tonight.

ND: Yes, but first let me add that tonights Venom is sponsored by the DPCW. Thats another upcoming wrestling federation that is trying to build a name for themselves. Ok, I think its time to go to ringside.

JP: Just wait, Neil. I think we are gonna see something first.


(The titantron shows a hospital. The camera then focusses on one particular room and the cameraman walks in. We see Prez Cazzo laying in bed and he is watching the tv. On tv he sees himself now, as he is watching Venom LIVE on tv. He then turns to the cameraman and starts to speak).

Prez Cazzo: As everyone can see, I won't make my appearance on tonights Venom. Like you probly all know my leg was broken last week by Exile and well a broken leg isn't cured that fast. I know it sucks, and that you want the good old Dropkick King in the ring, but that has got to wait for a while. All I can do now is lay here in my bed and watch the show from here, but don't forget that I am still the Prez!!! I don't like that fact though, that I feel helpless, I can't do much from here and I just have to watch how Exile and the rest of The Royal Family is gonna try to take over the EWCL. I know you all heard what the members of the Family said. They all say that I, your well appreciated former Universal Champion and Prez, is trying to do everything to break up the Family. Do you really think I was trying to do that? (he grins) Nah, nah, nah, you were wrong about that. (he grins again) I only spoke out my doubts about your group. Oooh sorry about your "Family". You see, I really would hate it if the Family would be destroyed, coz well everybody in the world knows, that your family is the most important thing there is. (he says in a cynical way)

(Cazzo then turns his head from the camera and looks back at the tv)

JP: Ok, that was intresting. All I can say is that I hope we will see Cazzo back soon again here in the ring.

ND: I agree John.

JP: So now lets go to ringside for our first match.


Grunt vs. Mike Manlin

JP: The first match is between two newcomers in the EWCL. Grunt is going up against Mike Manlin. There's not really much to say about both of them as this is their debut match here.

ND: So we better go to ringside now.

(Testify by Rage against the machine begins to blare over the P.A. Grunt steps through the curtain and begins walking towards the ring. Pedmeister joins him to the ring. Slowly climbing the steel steps, he steps through the ropes and moves to one side of the ring).

(Last Resort by Papa Roach then begins to blare. Mike Manlin steps through the curtain and stands at the entrance ramp. Pointing at Grunt, Manlin mouths off a few words towards Grunt. Manlin then charges towards the ring).

JP: As Manlin slides into the ring, Grunt charges over and drives a stiff kick into Manlins gut. The ref motions for the bell as Grunt continues to stomp away on Manlin. Grunt pulls Manlin up by the hair and whips him into the ropes, driving him down hard with a vicious clothesline. Manlin trys to roll out of the ring, but Grunt catches his foot. Manlin turns quickly and kicks Grunt in the stomach. Grunt stumbles back, and Manlin does a kippup. Manlin then jumps forward and uses a tornado ddt on Grunt. Manlin quickly covers. 1...Grunt quickly gets the shoulder up.

ND: Manlin runs to the turnbuckle and jumps to the top rope. Grunt rises to his feet. Manlin leaps, connecting with a missile drop kick. Manlin quickly goes for another cover. 1...2...Grunt gets the shoulder up again. Manlin rises quickly and begins stomping on Grunt. Manlin pulls Grunt up and attempts to whip him into the ropes. Grunt reverses and pulls Manlin into a vicious short arm clothesline. Grunt pulls Manlin up and then executes a standing suplex. Grunt goes for a cover. 1..2..Manlin gets the shoulder up.

JP: Grunt pulls Manlin up and begins to pummel him. Grunt beats Manlin into the corner. Grunt sets Manlin on the top rope. Manlin quickly rakes Grunts eyes. Grunt stumbles back and Manlin leaps off the top, going for a cross body block. Grunt catches Manlin and reverses the cross body block into a powerslam. Grunt goes for the cover. 1...2...3...The ref raies Grunt hand as Grunt rises slowly.

Winner: Grunt


Cage Battle Royal - Prime Time Title

JP: Next up is a Cage Battle Royal for the Prime Time Title. There will be 7 men in that cage and the one that wins in the end is gonna be the new Prime Time Champion. Before we start off with this match I wanna explain the rules. As I stated we are gonna start with 7 wrestlers. Before you can climb out of the cage to get the win, there first have to be 4 wrestlers eliminated. In other words, when there are 3 wrestlers left, then you can try to climb out of the cage to win the title. Wrestlers can be eliminated by pinfall, submission or countout.

ND: Ok, lets get this match underway.

(First The Mauler comes out and he walks to the cage and enters the ring. After that we see how Raging Rodney comes in and he enters the ring aswell. And we see how Rodney is talking to Mauler.

Then And justice for All starts to play and Ex-Terminator and Zev Sanezca from the Ministry Of Total Justice make their way to the ring. As always Amy joins Ex-Terminator to the ring. Ex-Terminator is wearing his "Master of Puppets" shirt).

ND: You know, Amy should wear a shirt saying "Master of Puppies". haha.

JP: Oh man, is that man funny or what. (he says in a cynical way).

(Ex-Terminator gives Amy one last kiss and then Ex-Terminator and Zev climb in the ring.

Then the two members of the Royal Family, Kritical Kondition and Tony "The Hitman" DeLucci come out and they slowly walk to the ring. Kritical Kondition looks over to Amy and walks towards her. Amy looks afraid and she moves backwards. But from behind her Tony DeLucci already appeared).

JP: Ooooh she's trapped!!! What are they gonna do to her??

ND: I think KK wants to know her cupsize.

JP: Neil!!! ......Anyway, KK is pointing a finger at her and talking to her. Oooh but Ex-Terminator and Zev got out of the ring now, and Ex-T comes up from behind KK and he nails him from behind with a clothesline. Amy moved out of the way in time. Zev starst handing out punches with DeLucci. Then Ex-T picks KK up and he holds his arms around his back. He then walks over to Amy. Amy looks at KK, she hesitates shortly, but then she slaps KK in the face. Oooh man, I'm not gonna say that thats gonna hurt. But its a bit embarrassing for KK isn't it.

ND: Well I can only speak for myself. But I love it when I get spanked by a girl.

JP: Neil!!!!........

ND: Sorry.

JP: Ex-T rolls KK back in the ring now and Zev does the same to DeLucci. They are lowering the cage now. Hmm, but don't we miss someone here? Where is the Freak Destroyer?

ND: Well I just heard that he isn't gonna show up tonight. Personal circumstances or something, not sure about that.

Ding ding ding

JP: Well then we probly gonna start this match now huh. They lowered the cage and this match has officially started now. It seems like we got 3 teams of 2 here. Ofcourse its KK and DeLucci, and ofcourse its Ex-T and Zev, but we also seen Rodney and Mauler talk to eachother and also heard Rodney ask Mauler for a partnership earlier this week. But yeah we know Mauler by now. The guy can't be trusted 100%.

ND: Ex-T picks KK up and whips him into the ropes and KK flies backfirst into the cage. He bounces back a bit and Ex-T clotheslines him to the mat. Ex-T follows that with a legdrop and the cover. 1.....2....but kickout by KK. Ex-T picks KK up again and sends him into the corner. Ex-T charges in right after but KK moves out of the way in time and Ex-T flies face first into the corner.

JP: In the meantime Mauler got a hold of Zev Sanezca. You might remember that these two were teammates in the RTF a little while ago. Mauler probly isn't that happy with it that Zev switched teams. Mauler grabs Zev and takes him down with a snappmare. He follows that up with an elbow drop. Mauler picks Zev up and whips him in the ropes, he comes back, but ooooh counter by Zev and he executes a hurricanrana on Mauler. We also see how Tony DeLucci and Rodney and handing out fists. DeLucci has the advantage and he lifts Rodney up and atomic drops him, and Rodney flies headfirst into the cage. DeLucci follows that up by lifting Rodney up and executes a backdropsuplex.

ND: DeLucci for the cover. But its only a two count. DeLucci picks Rodney up again and wants to whip him, but Rodney reverses the irish whip and DeLucci flies in the ropes, he comes back and Rodney backdrops him to the mat. Rodney then grabs DeLucci's head and ramms it into the steelcage for about 4 times. We also see that Zev wants to piledrive Mauler, but that Rodney interferes and he takes Zev down. Mauler and Rodney then pick Zev up and execute a double suplex on him. DeLucci then comes charging in and takes both Mauler and Rodney down with a doubleclothesline. DeLucci picks Mauler up and scoopslams him back to the mat.

JP: KK got a hold of Ex-T now, he lifts him up and executes a northern lights suplex. He follows that up with a quick legdrop. KK then looks over to Amy and smiles at her. I really don't know what he wants with her? Thats a big mystery.

ND: Maybe, he wants a woman to join the Family, as he might be tired of constantly having men around him. haha.

JP: KK grabs Ex-T once again and he kicks him in the stomache area. He then lifts Ex-T up and piledrives him to the mat. Ooh what an impact!! You know, these two guys are going after eachother already for several weeks, and it seems the hatred gets worse every minute. And.....

(All of a sudden Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit starts to play from the P.A. The crowd goes completely silent having never heard the entrance music before. All of the wrestlers in the ring look up to the entranceway to see who is coming out. Suddenly flames shoot up in front of the entrance a huge man's image can be made out behind the flame. As the fire dies down and the cameras focus in on a man wearing faded blue jeans and a grungy white tank top. As the man starts to make his way down the ramp the crowd realizes that it's the newest member of the EWCL, Bull Dozer).

(Dozer makes his way down to ringside and pulls a mic. out of his back pocket.)

BULL: Well, I figured since you boys were having a little party I'd come out and crash it. You see it's like I said the other day I'm here to destroy some of the top talent in the EWCL, and since they're all busy I guess I've got to settle for you guys.

(Bull starts to circle around the ring as all the wrestlers shoot daggers at him with their eye's.)

BULL: You see I'm not the kind of guy that waits around for shit to happen to him. No, I'm the kinna guy that comes out and makes shit happen. I figure what better way to start a little shit then to step into the ring with seven of the EWCL jobbers and walk outta here with the Prime Time title around my waist.

(There is a mixed reaction from the crowd as Bull speaks.)

BULL: You see boys I've watched the tapes on all of you and I must say I'm not impressed. You see you all have been condemned and there aint a damn thing you can do about it. Prepare to be demolished by The WRECKING BALL.

(Bull drops the mic, and climbs the steelcage and enters the cage).

JP: Ok, that was unexpected. Lets see what this new guy has to show. He climbs in the cage and is in the ring now. All six stare at him. Then KK and Ex-T focus on eachother again. Bull moves over to Rodney and DeLucci and takes both of them down with a big steinerline clothesline. Bull gets to his feet again, and when both Rodney and DeLucci get to their feet again he grabs them both by the throat and performs a double chokeslam on them. Bull then covers DeLucci. 1......2......3......oh yeah Tony DeLucci is eliminated here. What a surprise!!! Meanwhile Zev wants to pin Rodney. 1.....2....but Mauler breaks the count.

ND: Zev gets to his feet and starts yelling at Mauler. He doesn't notice that Rodney got back to his feet again and comes up from behind him. And small package by Rodney. 1......2........3........oooh yeah Rodney got his revenge here, he pins Zev and the Russian star is eliminated. Rodney raises his hands, but he gets attacked right away by Bull Dozer, who does a spinning heelkick to take Rodney down. And the cover. 1....2......3........Raging Rodney is out of here too. Man this goes fast all of a sudden.

JP: Yes, 3 men out, only 4 left. So only one more to be eliminated and then they can try to climb out of the cage. Ex-T got KK in a bearhug now. KK is trying to get out of the hold, but he can't do it. You can see that he is in pain now. In his last effort he hands out an elbow and it hits Ex-T in the side of the head. But Ex-T doesn't let go of the hold. Again KK elbows Ex-T and this time Ex-T lets go off the elbow, but Ex-T takes KK down right away with a spear. Ex-T goes for the cover. 1....2...but a kickout. Ex-T picks up KK, but KK counters by kicking Ex-T in the gut and a reverse ddt. KK then climbs the topturnbuckle and frogsplahes of the topturnbuckle on top of Ex-T.

ND: In the other side of the ring Mauler stopped Bull's rage as he just took him down with a snapsuplex. Mauler picks Bull up again, sends him in the ropes, rebound and Mauler powerslams Bull to the mat. Mauler gets to his feet and shouts out his famous words once more "I still am the best Universal Champion this fed has ever seen!!!". But right after he said that, Bull clotheslines him down to the mat with his trademark steinerline clothesline. Bull picks Mauler up and executes a belly to belly suplex on him. And the cover. 1....2...but kickout by Mauler.

JP: Bull then starts climbing the cage. Hey, doesn't he know he isn't suppose to do that yet?? Thats pretty weird. I think Mauler is thinking the same here, coz he just lets Bull climb the cage. Mauler moves over to KK and Ex-T and he start handing out rights to both of them. KK and Ex-T look at eachother, then they look at Mauler, but before they can do something, Mauler took them down with a double clothesline. He picks Ex-T up and suplexes him. Mauler then picks KK up and wants to suplex him aswell, but KK blocks the move and counters by suplexing Mauler.

ND: Meanwhile Bull climbed out of the cage, and he just grabbed Jay Blue his chair. Now Bull starts climbing back into the cage. Doesn't he know that this can cost him the match, coz he is gonna be disqualified if he uses that chair as a weapon? Bull climbs over the top, still holding that chair. He climbs down and jumps in the ring. He walks over to Ex-T and nails him with the chair. Then he does the same to KK and finally he also takes Mauler down with that chair. All three of them are knocked out now. Man, those were some severe smashes.

Ding ding ding

JP: Oh I think we are gonna here something from Jay now.

Jay Blue: Bull Dozer has been disqualified, for illegal use of a weapon.

ND: I told you!!! They disqualified him for that!!! Bull doesn't seem to care though. He stands in the ring for a few seconds and looks at his opponents that are still laying in the ring. He then decides to climb the cage again and he takes the chair with him. He climbs out of the cage and he leaves ringside. But boy, does this man make a first impression here.

JP: On the outside we see how Amy is cheering on Ex-T to make him get to his feet. But instead of Ex-T it is KK who seems to get a boost from Amy's words. He is the first one to get to his feet. Again he looks at Amy, but she looks away and walks away from that side. KK climbs the topturnbuckle again and he wants to frogsplash on Ex-T again. He dives off, but ooooh Ex-T moves out of the way in time and KK lands on the mat. Ex-T tries to get to his feet as quickly as possible now. Mauler is also back up again and he picks KK up and does a spinning neckbreaker on him. Ex-T follows that with a big legdrop on KK. Its KK versus Ex-T again here.

ND: Yep, and well it was mostly those two against eachother all match so far. Ex-T picks KK up and he wants to execute a jackhammer, but KK somehow blocks it and then somehow hooks in a butterfly bomb. OOoh yeah special courtesy of Kritical Kondition. While KK and Ex-T are going at eachother The Mauler takes advantage of the situation and he starts climbing the cage. Step for step he gets higher and higher and the other two don't even see it. They are too busy with eachother there.

JP: But wait, hey, its Bull Dozer who comes running back to the ring. He runs in quickly and starts to climb the cage where Mauler is climbing it. They arrive at the top of the cage at the same time and Mauler and Bull start handing out punches, nobody falls down though. Bull then climbs over the top and he grabs Mauler. And I don't know how he did it, but Bull got Mauler in a piledriver position now all the way in the top of the cage. And. OOOOOOOH MMMYYYYYY GODDDDDD!!! HE JUST DID THE WRECKING BALL FROM ALL THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!! A piledriver from the top of the cage to the mat. Both Mauler and Bull aren't moving!!! Man, that was some bump!!!

ND: KK grabs Ex-T and sends him in the ropes, rebound and KK wants to powerslam Ex-T, but Ex-T counters and comes in with a flying headbutt that takes KK down. Ex-T now starts climbing the cage. Is he gonna be the new Prime Time Champion? He is halfway the cage now. But KK gets to his feet and he starts climbing the cage aswell, he follows Ex-T. He reaches Ex-T's legs now and gets a hold of them. KK then climbs up more and is next to Ex-T now. Punch by Ex-T, elbow by KK and oooooooh out of nowhere KK hooks in the Pull the Plug and he executes it!!!!!!! A gutwrench liger bomb!!! I don't know how he hooked that hold, but he did it!!! Thats his finisher move!!!

JP: KK now starts to climb the cage again, while Ex-T, Mauler and Bull are all knocked out in the ring. KK gets higher and higher and he reaches the top, he climbs over and climbs down and jumps to the ground. WE HAVE A NEW PRIME TIME CHAMPION PEOPLE!!!!! AND THAT CHAMPION IS KRITICAL KONDITION!!! KK raises his hands and Jay Blue walks over to him to hand him the titlebelt. KK raises the belt in the air and then he puts it around his waist. He doesn't leave ringside though. Nooo, he walks over to Amy now. Amy tries to walk away, but KK already got her now. KK grabs Amy now. She's trying to fight him, but he's too strong for her. KK lifts Amy up and lays her on his shoulder and he carries her back to the lockerrooms. OOoh man I hope she is gonna be allright!!! They just disappeared behind the curtains, when Ex-T gets back to his feet and he realizes that Amy is gone. He starts to climb out of the cage like a maniac now. He is out now and runs like hell to the lockerrooms.

(Then the camera fades out and we go to commercials).

Winner: Kritical Kondition


Joe Johnson(c) - Dan Prohibition - Hardcore Title

JP: Our next match is for the Hardcore Title. Joe Johnson has to defend his title against Dan Prohibition. Over the last weeks these two guys have been "discussing" their finishers and theme music.

ND: Pretty intresting huh!!

JP: Oh yeah.

(On the titantron Prez Cazzo appears again. He is still sitting in his bed and he begins to talk).

Prez Cazzo: Like John said, over the last weeks we seen how Joe and Dan numerously claimed to be the first with that finisher. Next to that also was discussed who got the entrance music first. Well, I am gonna stop that once and for all now. First of, let me say that it is true that Joe Johnson was in the EWCL before Dan. But that don't really matter anyway, as the finishers may look alike, they aren't 100% the same. So stop worrying about that. Then second of all the One Step Closer music. Let me say that it really isn't usefull to start that discussion, as One Step closer probly is the most used entrance music there is (together with Last Resort). Ok, now on to the match. It will be a falls count anywhere finisher only match. But the finisher and/or music isn't on the line here. Thank you.

(Then the screen fades to black again).

(One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition comes out. He has a Hardcore Saint shirt on and in his hand he is holding a stopsign. He takes it to the ring with him. On his way to the ring he high fives with a guy that has a "Joe fears Dan" sign. Dan finally reaches the ring, enters it and waits for Joe).

(Save yourself by Stabbing Westward starts to play and Joe Johnson comes out. Around his waist he got the Hardcore Belt. He runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope).

Ding ding ding

JP: This match has started now!!! Dan moves over to Joe and nails him right away with that stopsign. Joe goes down to the mat. Dan lays the stopsign on top off Joe now, and he legdrops on top off it. Dan has a good start here. Dan lays the stopsign in the middle of the ring and he lifts Joe up and he piledrives him on the stopsign. OOOh!! And he goes for the cover. 1......2....but a kickout by Joe Johnson. Dan picks the stopsign up again and he waits till Joe gets to his feet. Joe is standing now and Dan wants to ramm the stopsign into Joe's head, but Joe anticipates and dropkicks the stopsign into Dan's face.

ND: Joe grabs the stopsign and he throws it to the other side of the ring. He then grabs Dan by the head and he does a flying bulldog and Dan lands with his head on the stopsign. Joe Johnson picks Dan up and he sends him in the ropes, when Dan comes back, he grabs Dan and reverse ddt's him to the mat. Now Joe for the cover. 1......2.....but a kickout by Dan. Joe picks up Dan by the head and he sends him in the ropes again. Dan comes back and he ducks under Joe's arm, rebounds from the ropes again and he takes Joe down with a flying shouldertackle. Dan quickly gets up, and hooks in an anklelock. Joe is in pain now, but he is fairly close to the ropes and after about 10 seconds he reaches the ropes and the referee makes the Hardcore Saint break the hold.

JP: Dan is pissed now and he kicks Joe in the gut and ddt's him to the mat. He follows that up with climbing the topturnbuckle. He is on top now and he wants to jump down. But Joe got up and he bounces in the ropes and due to the bouncing ropes, Dan loses his balance and he falls with his balls on the turnbuckle and after he falls down to the mat with his head to the mat. He is still hanging in the ropes, but his head is on the ground. Ooh and we know whats gonna come now!!! Joe runs to the corner and performs a baseball slide straight into the back of Dan's head. I really love that move!!!

ND: Joe goes over to Dan and he sends him in the ropes, Dan rebounds and Joe hops over Dan. Dan goes in the ropes again and comes back and ooh and they take eachother down with a doubleclothesline. After 8 seconds Joe is the first to get to his feet again. He grabs Dan and whips him in the ropes again. He wants to backdrop him, but Dan reads the move and he executes a x-factor on Joe. Dan grabs Joe by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside. Dan climbs outside as well and right away he ramms Joe's head into the ringpost. Joe is busted open now, he's bleeding.

JP: Dan points to his shirt and then he punches Joe in the head again, he follows that up with sending Joe into the opposite ringpost. He charges in right after, but Joe moves out of the way just in time. And Dan flies shoulderfirst into the ringpost. Joe climbs on the apron and executes a tornado ddt and that takes Dan down to the floor. Joe gets to his feet and he ramms Dan's head into the steelsteps.

ND: Joe kicks Dan in the midsection and he wants to do a neckbreaker, but Dan blocks the move and executes a spinning neckbreaker himself. Dan climbs on the spanish announcetable and jumps off with an elbow and lands on Joe. Dan picks up Joe and he wants to powerbomb him, but he can't lift him up and Joe counters with backdropping Dan to the concrete floor.

JP: Joe then looks under the ring and takes out a table and he sets it up on the outside. What is he doing now? He takes out another table from under the ring and he stacks that table on top of the other table. Man, what is his plan??!!?? Joe then rolls Dan back into the ring. Joe climbs on the apron and then climbs the topturnbuckle. But in the meantime Dan got to his feet and he climbs the topturnbuckle too. Both men on top now.

ND: Hmm, sounds like a line out of a movie I saw last night.

JP: Neil!!!!....... Focus on the match will you!! Both Dan and Joe on the topturnbuckle now and they are handing out fists. But noone falls to the ground. Then Dan hands out a big right one and Joe is going down from that one, but he can grab Dan in the very last moment. Joe is falling to the outside, but he takes Dan with him to the outside and......BAMMMM!!!! THEY BOTH FLEW THROUGH THOSE TWO TABLES THAT JOE SET UP EARLIER!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! THEY WENT THROUGH TWO TABLES, PEOPLE!!!!

ND: Yeah, that is truely unreal!!! Both men are knocked out from that bump. As we look at the reruns they are still laying there without moving. After about 30 seconds they both start to get to their feet again. They are facing eachother now and Dan hooks in his finisher and wants to execute it!! Is this it?!? Noooo, its not!!! Somehow Joe reverses the hold and now he hooks in his Cruxifixion!!!! He takes a few steps and ......yesssssss he executed the Cruxifixion!!!! Joe Johnson won this match and he is still the undefeated Hardcore Champion.

Winner: Joe Johnson


(On the titantron we see the hospital bed again that Prez Cazzo is laying in. He is shaking his head now).

Prez Cazzo: Noooo, noo, nooo. How is this possible? Let me see, Joe Johnson is Hardcore Champion, now Kritical Kondition is Prime Time Champion. They are in the tagteamtournament final, Shane is high in the Internet rankings and Exile is close to be Universal Champion!!! This is not good!!! They are doing what they promised to do. The Royal Family is taking over the EWCL!!! I have to stop this!!!

(Then the screen turns to black).

The Punisher(c) - D@wg F@$e - Internet Title

JP: In our next match The Punisher is gonna defend his Internet Title, that he won last week, against Dawg Fase. It seemed that they have a background, but in the EWCL they never crossed paths sofar. So to us it is unclear what their background story is.

ND: I heard somewhere that they went to kindergarten together, and they were the two tough guys in kindergarten. But like I said, its just something I heard.

JP: Well knowing your sources, I doubt that is true.

(American made begins to blare throught the P.A. The lights go out and a spot light comes on. The light changes colors and begins flashing all over the arena. Suddenly a blinding blue light shines through a hole at the top of the ramp. The Punisher rises from the hole with his eyes glowing red. As the Punisher raises to stage level, pyro exlpodes. The Punisher *Flys* to the center of the ring. As the Punisher lands in the ring the four corners explode).

(Dawg Faces music begins to blare over the P.A. however he doesn't come out. Punisher stands there watching the entrance ramp for a moment. Dawg face then appears from the crowd and slides under the bottom rope).

JP: Punisher turns quickly but only quick enough to receive a vicious cane shot to the head. Dawg face throws the weapon out the ring before the ref sees it. The ref motions for the bell. Dawg face begins stomping away at Punisher. Punisher attempts to fight back, to no avail. Dawg face pulls him up and uses a quick single arm ddt on Punisher. Dawg face then begins kicking Punisher once again. Punisher grabs the ropes and the ref pushes Dawg face away. Punisher rises slowly. Dawg face charges him and attempts a clothesline, Punisher however executes a back body drop, sending him over the top rope. Dawg face lands hard on the outside.

ND: Punisher motions for Dawg face to enter the ring as Dawg face simply stands there. Dawg face circles the ring, then climbs onto the apron, motioning to the ref to get Punisher back. Punisher steps back and Dawg face climbs through ropes. Punisher charges Dawg face and nails him with a clothesline, sending him down hard. Punisher then whips Dawg Face into the ropes and follows up with a big boot. Punisher pulls Dawg face up and executes a standing suplex. Punisher then pulls him up and grabs him for a choke slam. Punisher then drives Dawg face down hard. Punisher goes for the cover. 1...2..Dawg face gets the shoulder up.

JP: Punisher rises quickly and pulls Dawg face up. Punisher whips Dawg face into the ropes, but Punisher telegraphs the move, Dawg face quickly hooks him and drives him down hard with a double underhook ddt. Dawg face then goes for the cover. 1..2..Punisher gets the shoulder up. Dawg face whips Punisher into the ropes, and follows up with a quick dropkick. Dawg face then goes for another cover. 1..2..Punisher gets the shoulder up again. Dawg face pulls Punisher up and exectues a vicious piledriver. Dawg face goes for the cover. 1..2..

(The arena goes black as " Play the Game " begins to blare over the P.A. both the ref and Dawg face look up. The ref stopping his count).

ND: Dawg face rises quickly and begins motioning towards the entrance ramp to bring it. Glory steps through the crowd and laughs at Dawg face for a moment, then Glory slides into the ring and spins Dawg face around, Glory then drives him down with the Game Over. Glory then grabs Punisher and puts him on top of Dawg face. Glory rolls out of the ring and disappears back into the crowd. The lights go back up and the ref turns around. The ref sees Punisher with the cover and begins to count. 1...2...3...Punisher rises slowly as the ref raises his hand. Oh man Punisher regains his title here. But who would have thought that Glory was gonna help him here.

Winner: The Punisher


Shane Johnson vs. Alexander Glory

JP: This next match is gonna be an intresting match Neil. I tell you that. Shane Johnson versus Alexander Glory. Ooh that could be some match.

ND: You can say that again. The last several weeks we seen Shane Johnson in excellent shape and still undefeated in single action. But tonight he gets real competition. Tonight his opponent is Alexander Glory. Glory who made his comeback last week and he is already feared again. He already made a huge impact again. Last week we saw how he attacked Exile and during the week we saw how he and The Punisher got a thing going on.

JP: Yep, and if he wins tonights match he is gonna face Punisher next week for the Internet Title. But don't rule out Shane. He is one excellent wrestler!!! And I reckon if he wins here tonight, that he will get that titleshot with The Punisher next week.

("It's time to play the game" blares over the speakers and Alexander Glory makes his appearance. As we remember from the past he carries a bottle of water with him and he takes a sip of it and spits it out again. Slowly he walks over to the ring and he doesn't even look at the fans. He arrives at the ring and entes it. He walks over to a corner and waits).

(Then One step closer by Linkin Park starts to play and Shane "The Loose Cannon" Johnson comes running out. Even though he is part of the Royal Family, there are still fans that cheer him on. He runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and stares at Glory).

Ding ding ding

JP: Lets get this match started. Shane is still staring at Glory and Glory is saying "come on". The two exchange words with eachother as Shane makes the first move in the form of a shove. Glory responds with a shove of his own. Shane goes for a right hand but glory ducks it and throws one of his own. Shane throws it again but now Glory blocks it and throws in another right hand. Glory follows that up with a kick to the gut and a forearm that takes Shane down. Shane staggers to a corner but Glory follows him with a series of right hands. Shane eventually blocks one and gets in four good right hands of his own on Glory. He whips Glory in the ropes and goes for a backdrop. glory counters this by hooking Shane into a piledriver and he goes for the cover. But its only a two count.

ND: Glory picks Shane up and whips him in the ropes. But Shane ducks under Glory's arm, bounces back in the ropes, comes back and executes a flying headscissors on Glory, that takes him down. Shane quickly gets to his feet, runs to the ropes and uses the second rope to moonsault on Glory. Shane goes for the cover, but now he only gets a two count. Again Shane picks Glory up and sends him in the ropes, and when Glory comes back Shane slides under him, gets to his feet and superkicks Glory to the mat. Wow, ssome move!!!

JP: Shane now climbs the topturnbuckle and he dives off to splash Glory, but Glory lifts his knees up just in time and Shane lands on the knees. Glory picks Shane up now and he body slams him and he follows that up with picking Shane up again and executing a double underhook backbreaker on him. Glory locks Shane in a front facelock. He holds this move for about a minute before Shane makes it to his feet. Shane shows some strength, picks Glory up and rams him into the turnbuckle corner back first. Shane hands out some rights mixed in with some kicks to the midsection of Glory. Shane tries to whip Glory into the opposite corner but Glory reverses it and Shane goes into the corner. Glory charges in but Shane moves out of the way in time and Glory flies shoulder first into the corner and falls with his back to the mat. Shane now quickly climbs on the topturnbuckle, he faces the crowd now and he moonsaults and lands on Glory.

ND: He goes for the cover. 1......2......but kickout by Glory. Shane picks Glory up and sends him in the ropes, Glory comes back and counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Glory picks Shane up and executes an armbreaker on him. He follows that up by piledriving Shane to the mat. Again Glory picks up Shane and now he wants to hook in the GAME OVER!! But Shane counters by backdropping Glory. Shane follows that up with bouncing back in the ropes and performing a flying forearm, but Glory reverses that move into an armdrag takedown. Glory then picks Shane up and he sends him in the ropes, but Shane hangs on to the ropes. Glory charges in quickly and wants to clothesline Shane to the outside, but Shane backdrops Glory to the outside.

JP: Shane then runs to the other side, bounces in the ropes, comes back and he dives over the toprope and lands right on Glory. OOOOH MANNNN!!! What a move!!!! Thats the moves that made him that fine wrestler he is. Both men are on the ground now. After about 15 seconds Shane is the first to get to his feet. He picks up Glory and he body slams him on our announce table. Ok, that is nice.

ND: Yeah I always wanted to see Glory from this close. haha.

JP: Shane climbs on our table aswell now and he picks Glory up and he wants to powerbomb Glory through our table!!! Thats not really a move we seen Shane do before, is it. Shane tries to lift Glory up, but he can't do it, he can't seem to lift him up. Glory gets out of the powerbomb position, kicks Shane in the stomach, grabs him and executes a belly to belly suplex and they land on the Spanish announcers table and they go through that table!!! WAMMMM!!! It seems like every week they lose their table, its a shame huh.

ND: Both men laying on the ground now. After 20 seconds its Glory that gets up first. He grabs a part of the broken announcetable and he ramms it into Shane's stomache for about 3 times. He then drops the table part and picks Shane up and he whips Shane towards the apron. But Shane jumps on the apron, instead of ramming in their stomach first. He turns around, and executes a hurricanrana on Glory. OOOh baby!!! Some move!!! Again both men are out on the floor. They really are giving in their very best here.

JP: Shane is the first to get up and he picks Glory up and rolls him back into the ring and climbs in after. Shane climbs on the topturnbuckle and he dives off. But Glory got to his feet in the meantime and he grabs Shane out of the air and powerslams him to the mat. And the cover. 1....2.....but a late kickout by Shane. Glory grabs Shane again and he executes a chestbreaker. He follows that up by grabbing Shane's head and ramming it into the corner turnbuckle. He then whips Shane in the ropes and follows that up with a drop toe hold. Glory quickly gets up, bounces in the ropes and elbow drops on Shane's head.

ND: Glory picks Shane up again and he whips him in the ropes once more, Shane comes back and counters by dropkicking Glory. He follows that up by picking his opponent and he whips him in the corner. Glory flies in back first. Shane charges in right after and he splashes on Glory. Glory falls to the mat. Shane then climbs the topturnbuckle and gives the signal for the Resurrection. He looks down at Glory and then he dives off. And.....bammmmmmm he executes the Resurrection on Glory!!!!! He got the win here!!!!

JP: Shane rolls Glory on his back and he goes for the cover. 1.......2.....but then all of a sudden American Made starts to play over the speakers and The Punisher comes running out. He steps in the ring, moves over to Shane and attacks him. he kicks Shane in the gut and then executes The Gavel on him!!!! MAN!!!! Punisher then grabs Glory and puts him on top off Shane. While Punisher leaves ringside again, the referee starts to count. 1......2........3..........And yeahhhh Alexander Glory won this match here!!!! But who would have imagined what we see here tonight. First we see how Glory helps Punisher in his match and now Punisher comes out and he helps Glory. This doesn't really make sense.Well Punisher probly felt that he had to settle Glory's favour. Unbelievable things happening here.

ND: Yes, coz this also means that Punisher and Glory will square off against eachother next week for that Internet Title.

Winner: Alexander Glory


Saphio(c) vs. Fazzer vs. Exile - Universal Title

JP: Now on to the main event match. It is scheduled that Saphio is gonna defend his Universal Title in this threeway match. He has to face Fazzer and Exile. But is Saphio gonna show? Thats the question. As we seen a few days ago how Saphio got attacked and apperantly his leg is broken in a couple of places. Lets go to ringside to find out more.

(Fazzer comes walking out. Its hard to recognise Fazzer, since he lost his trademark facial paint. But a thing that is still the same is that the crowd boos him. He enters the ring and waits for his opponents).

(Then Princes of the Universe by Queen starts to play and Exile comes out. The people start to boo even louder than just before when Fazzer came out. They really don't like Exile. Exile slowly walks to the ring. Looks at Fazzer, spits on the ground and gets in the ring).

(Then Party up by DMX starts to play, but nobody appears from behind the curtains. Saphio isn't showing up!!! Jay Blue then steps in the ring and he has a piece of paper in his hand).

Jay Blue: EWCL fans around the world I'm speakin now behalf of Saphio! As you may have seen I was brutally attacked the other night. I have six broken ribs, a broken leg and suffered a concussion. The doctors say I'll be out for at least three months.

Crowd: Booooooooo

But you can quote me on this I will be back!! But for now three months is a long time for EWCL to go without a Universal champion and so it is with a heavy heart that I give up the Universal title! I dont' know who attacked me. I just don't remember. But when I do recall who it was. You better run but you will not be able to hide. I will hunt you down and serve you the treatment you gave to me. So be warned whoever it was. I will not just fade away like mist! I will always be there waiting for the right moment to pounce on you and remember payback is a bitch!! But before I go I just want to say that I worked damm hard for that belt. I am the second joint longest serving wrestler in EWCL and have worked damm hard since I got there and when I finally get what I wanted it is taken away from me. I will regain the title. May it be three,four,five months away. I will be the Universal Champion again you can bet your life on it!!

(Jay Blue stops talking and steps out of the ring).

JP: Wow, so Saphio is gonna be out for a few months. Oh man its hard for the fans lately. First Happy Henderson leaves, then Cazzo is out for a while and now Saphio will be out with this injury for a few months. Its a damn shame.

ND: Yeah, I know. I really loved that clown.

JP: So I guess it is just gonna be a normal match here. And probly the one that winns this match will be the next Universal Champion. Or not?

Ding ding ding

ND: Exile and Fazzer lock up and Exile headlocks Fazzer and they bounce into the ropes. He then performs a flying bulldog. Exile grabs Fazzer by the head and takes him down with a hiptoss. Again he picks Fazzer up and whips him in the ropes, rebound from Fazzer, and a belly to belly suplex by Exile. Exile really on top here!!! He goes for the cover. 1....2...but a kick out by Fazzer. Exile gets up and starts stomping on Fazzer. He follows that by picking his opponent up and sending him into the corner. Exile charges in right after, but Fazzer sticks an elbow out and Exile flies right into the elbow.

JP: Fazzer quickly climbs on the second turnbuckle and does a tornado ddt on Exile. Fazzer is taking Exile's first advantage back now. Fazzer grabs Exile and german suplexes him. He follows that with a quick elbow drop to the head. Fazzer gets to his feet again and picks Exile up. He wants to execute another german suplex, but Exile reverses and moves behind Fazzer and executes a belly to back suplex. Exile goes for another pin here now. 1....2....but another kickout by Fazzer. Fazzer and Exile get up at the same time and they lock up again. Fazzer then executes a backbreaker and follows that up with a legdrop. Now The Dark One grabs Exile by the head and he whips him in the corner. He runs in after and clotheslines Exile to the mat.

ND: Fazzer climbs on the topturnbuckle and he waits till Exile gets up again. He then jumps down and takes Exile down with a double axehandle. Who turned off the light, huh?!? Fazzer now hooks in a figure four leglock on Exile. He hooked the submission hold in the middle of the ring and Exile is in great pain here. This doesn't look good for the Family member. Exile is trying to move over to the ropes, but he is too far away from them. Now he is trying to reverse the hold. He has been in the figure four leglock for about 30 seconds now. But Exile manages to reverse the hold and now he changes it into a sharpshooter. And yess he got Fazzer in a sharpshooter position now!!!

JP: Now Fazzer is the one who is in pain. He tries everything he can to reach the ropes. After about 20 seconds he reaches the ropes and the referee makes Exile break the hold. Fazzer uses the ropes to get back to his feet. Exile comes chaging in and he clotheslines Fazzer over the toprope to the outside. Exile climbs to the outside aswell now. He walks over to the ringsteps and picks them up. Then he walks over to Fazzer and throws the ringsteps on top off Fazzer. Exile grabs the ringsteps once again and ramms them into Fazzer. After that Exile drops the ringsteps.

ND: He picks Fazzer up by the head and smashes his head into the ringpost. After that he whips Fazzer into the guardrail and he runs in right after, but Fazzer backdrops Exile over the guardrail into the crowd. Fazzer rests for a few seconds and then he climbs on the guardrail and jumps on top off Exile. Now both men on their feet again and they are handing out punch after punch at eachother as they make their way through the crowd.

JP: Don't they know they are heading the wrong way? The ring is on this side!! But they fight their way up all the way to the second ring there.

ND: Yeah well its about time that the people up there see some upclose action huh.

JP: Hmm, well they probly didn't expect it to be this close. But yeah Exile and Fazzer are still handing out fist after fist. Occasionally using signs from the people or using drinks to throw in the opponents face. They are on the second ring now, on the balcony of the second ring to be more specific. Fazzer now takes Exile down with a clothesline. He picks Exile up again and wants to nail him again with a clothesline, but this time Exile ducks it and counters it with a big clothesline himself. Fazzer down now. Exile picks Fazzer up now and they fight their way all the way to the edge of the balcony. They are balancing on the edge now!!!

ND: I don't know why all these wrestlers constantly take these risks!! They are balancing on the edge now, and I don't know how many feet up there they are. Exile now grabs Fazzer and OOOOOOHHHH MAN!!!!! HE just belly to belly suplexed Fazzer of the balcony. And Fazzer fell all the way down!!!!!! MY GODDD!!!! Exile stands on the balcony now and he raises his hands high up in the air. He looks down and he sees that Fazzer isn't moving. Exile now starts walking back to the ringside. It takes a while before he gets there. He doesn't get back in the ring though, he walks towards Fazzer, who still is laying unconscious on the concrete floor. He picks Fazzer up and he drags him to the ring. When he arrives at the ring, he lifts Fazzer up and rolls him back in the ring. Exile climbs in aswell and he goes for the cover. 1......2...........3........OOOOh yeah Fazzer isn't waking up from that. Exile has won this match for sure!!!!

JP: Oh yes, this match is over. So Exile is our new Universal Champion right?

ND: Yeah, I reckon so.

(Then the titantron shows the hospital once again. We see the hospital bed Prez Cazzo was laying in before, but now the bed and the room is empty. Then the screen fades to black).

(Then all of a sudden "We are family" by Sister Sledge starts to play and Prez Cazzo appears from behind the curtains. He is in a wheelchair and he makes his way to the ring. On his lap he got a microphone. The crowd start to go wild when they see their former champion. When he arrives at the ring he starts to talk in the mic).

Prez Cazzo: No, noo, nooo. Don't give that title belt to Exile. He is not getting it yet!!!

Exile: Whatcha gonna do to stop me, huh? Dropkick me with your broken leg? hahaha. You limp.

Prez Cazzo: Again, I tell you and everyone here in this arena. You, Exile, don't get that titlebelt just yet. Not after what you did to me last week. And next to that. Ok, Saphio vacated the belt, but that doesn't mean right away that the winner of this match gets it. No motherf$%@ing way. This is not gonna be the night of The Royal Family. No No. Next week you will get your chance, but you won't be the champion tonight!!!

(Cazzo moves his wheelchair over to Jay Blue and he grabs the belt and he turns around again and wheels back towards the dressing rooms).

Exile: Hey you, criple!!! You can't do that!!!

(After saying that Exile steps out of the ring and runs after Prez Cazzo. He reaches Cazzo and clotheslines him with wheelchair and all to the mat).

JP: Ooooooh nooooooooo!!!!!!! Thats insane!!! Thats unreal. He is attacking a man that has a broken leg, thats not right at all!!! What is Exile doing now. He walks back to the ring, grabs a traffic sign from under the ring and walks back to Cazzo who is still laying on the ground next to his wheelchair. Exile ramms the sign into Cazzo's head, and now he wants to use it on Cazzo's other leg, the leg that isn't broken.

(But just when Exile wants to do that, two wrestlers come out).

ND: Who is that coming from the left side??? Heyyyy thats Alexander Glory!!!!!!!! And who's that coming from the right side????? THATS THE PUNISHER!!!! They look at eachother strangely, but then focus on Exile.

JP: Before Exile can nail Cazzo with the sign they stop it. Punisher punches Exile in the face, while Alexander Glory spears Exile to the ground. Glory grabs the traffic sign and nails Exile in the head with it. He then looks over to The Punisher, who is standing next to him and Glory nails Punisher too with the traffic sign. Oh man first he helps Punisher in his match with Dawg Fase and now he nails him with that sign, freaky shit!!! Then Glory drops the sign and he leaves again. After that the paramedics come out to help Cazzo.

ND: Man, man, man!!! What an ending of tonights show!!! And you know this can only mean one thing!!!! Next week we are gonna have a threeway match between Exile, Alexander Glory and The Punisher. And since the Universal Champion is vacant and The Punisher is the Internet Champion. The match will have to falls. The first fall is gonna be for the Internet Title and the second one will be for the Universal Title. So people thats what next week is gonna bring us!!!

Winner: Exile