:: Double Assault Show Open ::
:: The EWE Cameras open with the EWE Opening video. After that "Straight out of Line" by Godsmack hits the PA system and the fans go nuts. Instead of the ramp Fireworks go off at the ring!. ::
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:: JR and King's voices can be heard as the camera pans the crowd. ::
:: Jim Ross :: - welcome to another Sold Out Event brought to you by EWE!...Were in Edmington Albert Canada...here LIVE for EWE Double Assault!!!
:: The King :: - This is so great JR!!...Tonight is gonna be great!
:: The Camera then zooms in on King and JR. ::
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:: Jim Ross :: - That's right King we do...10 great matches including the Main Event...Ive seen great matches in my time...But I don't think Ive seen any better than this one...Not just because of the title but just because of the competitors this match is definately the biggest Triple Threat in EWE History!...It's Triple H Deffending the Heavyweight Title vs Emperor Ben and White Tiger in a Triple Threat for the 1st time in EWE thetop Title is held in that match!
:: The King :: - That's right but that's not the only 1st ever match tonight...that's right we also have the 1st ever Burried Alive match between Eighteen and The Undertaker for the World Title!!
:: Jim Ross :: - The Tag Team Tournament has finally come to an end...Tonight we crown the new Champs!...Tables...Ladders...and Chairs...OH MY!!
:: The King :: - This night is so HUGE!!...Forget talking about it let's get this started!!!
:: Suddenly "No Chance" hits the PA system...The Crowd boos at the sight of Vince. ::
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:: Vince continues down the ramp and enters the ring where he has a mic. ::
:: Vince Mcmahon :: - Well it's great to see you too...Booing me?...I'm the reason your all here...I'm the one that created this whole dam Federation!...Fine you want to hate me for what Ive Given you then I'll just shut it all down!...Turn out the lights now!....Dammit I said NOW!!
:: All the lights begin to turn out. ::
:: Vince Mcmahon :: - Yeah keep them going...You fans still want to boo me?
:: All the lights are now off and the arena is completely black as fans are started to get angry and are chanting "ASSHOLE"...A few more seconds go by before. "MY TIME" hits the PA System...The Ramp lights up and the fans are surprised to see Stephanie walking down the ramp. She gets in the ring with a single spot light on her. ::
:: Stephanie :: - Hi daddy...surprised to see me?...I command that you turn the lights back on!
:: The lights come back on. ::
:: Vince Mcmahon :: - Since when did you become the boss?...I said OFF!!
:: Stephanie :: - woa woa woa hold up I got something to say 1st...I always was...I can't stand hearing you say...YOU Created EWE...You dam well I created this company from day one...The only reason you ever became the owner was cause I left right before WrestleMania...But guess what daddy...You didn't read that contract too well did you?...I ain't stupid...I only wanted a vacation from all the maddness I was getting from people...but I didn't want my business falling in the gutter...that's why I only gave up 50% so I can still come back if the new Owner drove it into the ground...I'm not saying your doing that daddy...I'm just tired of hearing you say it's YOUR Creation...when IT's MINE!!...And I'm back I'm 50% Owner wether you like it OR NOT!
:: Vince Mcmahon :: - Is war what you really want?...Fine honey fine...but I'm out here to make an announcement about the Main Event tonight...you know the match your Husband is in...This match is a match for the ages...and I'm not letting...ANYONE...mess it up!...so if anyone decides to get involved...they can go ahead and go home after leaving the arena...because they will be FIRED!!!!
:: "No Chance" hits again as Vince leaves Stephanie in the ring as they exchange looks before he goes backstage. ::
:: Opening Match - The Dook Shaz vs Kris Jaxson ::
:: Jaxson tries to find himself a little revenge for the attack he recieved last week on Chaos from Shaz and the rest of Zero. Jaxson don't get much as he is completely dominated by Dook Shaz. Kris tries for many pin attempts but he can't keep the big man down. In the end Shaz puts him away with the Death Drop and covers for the victory. ::
Winner Via Pinfall: The Dook Shaz
Time of Match: 5:22
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:: Toxic vs Scotty {Int. Title shot in 2 weeks} ::
:: "Meant to Live" by Switchfoot(Instrumental) hits and the crowd goes crazy as Toxic heads down the ramp. Then Scotty's Them hits as he heads downas the bell rings. The match begins and goes pretty good. Toxic hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Scotty fights out of a grapple. Toxic walks into a high dropkick from Scotty. Toxic charges, Scotty moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Death valley driver by Scotty, Toxic got planted. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Toxic counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spin kick by Toxic to the face. Super kick by Toxic. Cover for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Scotty goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Scotty elbows Toxic in the face to break a hammerlock. Super kick by Scotty. Pin, but Toxic is out just before the three count. Toxic blocks the suplex attempt. Driven DDT by Toxic. The ring shook violently, There's a two count on the pin. Scotty elbows Toxic in the face to break a hammerlock. Spin kick by Scotty to the face. There's a two count on the pin. Flying reverse elbow by Scotty. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scotty misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Toxic crushes Scotty with a running senton. Pin : 1 - 2 – kicks out Scotty counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. The ref again goes down this time by a bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Scotty scores with a big spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out., The ref slowly gets back up Flying reverse elbow by Scotty. Pin : 1 - 2 but kicks out. Toxic reverses a hip toss.Toxic then gets Scotty and hits him with Toxicator, this could be it 1,2,3 and Toxic has done it Now what is toxic doing. Toxic, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Scotty turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Toxic moves in for the kill,again and hits a Toxicator!!! That shook the ring. Toxic raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Scotty, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Scotty, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Scotty as Toxic exits via the crowd. ::
Winner Via Pinfall: Toxic
Time of Match: 12:23
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:: Nyla Dupre vs Lita vs MJ2 vs Jenny Rodgers {#1 con. Women's Title} ::
:: The match that will determine who will get a shot at The Women's Champion. All 4 get going. Nyla matches off with Lita and Jenny with MJ2. MJ2 is the 1st to go after Jenny takes her out with the Cold Front. Then she joins in with Lita and Nyla. Lita gives Jenny the Twist of Fate...but instead of covering she turns around only to get a Thrill Seeker from Nyla..Nyla covers and eliminates Lita...she then covers Jenny..1..2..Kick out...Nyla attempts the Thrill Seeker but Jenny counters and nails the Cold Front!...she covers...1...2...3! ::
Winner Via Pinfall: Jenny Rodgers
Time of Match: 6:43
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:: Mark Cha0s[C] vs Onidaga {Mid Eastern Championship} ::
:: Mark Chaos's music is last seen handin' his Mid=Easten title over to the ref as the bell ring and the match begins. both men circle round in the ring and tie up.. Mark Chaos gettin' a side headlock on Onidaga.. Onidaga pushes Mark Chaos to the ropes and Chaos comes back knockin' down Onidaga.. Chaos goes to the ropes as Onidaga jumps onto his belly as Chaos comes back off the ropes and Onidaga nails a perfect dropkick to the kisser of Chaos.. Chaos backs off into the corner as Onidaga comes runnin' and clotheslines Mark Chaos.. Onidaga jumps onto Chaos and rolls him though into the victory roll.. the ref counts.. 1...2... kickout! Chaos comes out and nails a huge clothesline on Onidaga as Mark Chaos starts to take control with the match with kicks to the mid-section.. he covers.. 1...2.. kickout! Chaos argues with the ref as Onidaga has made his way up.. as Onidaga runs under Chaos and nails the Crucifixion and covers.. 1...2.. Chaos just gets the shoulder up.. and when ref's back is turned nails a lowblow in on Onidaga and looks for the Pheonix Bomb but Onidaga rolls though! 3 count! Onidaga.. He shows off his belt before racing out of the ring as Chaos stands in the middle yellin' in hatred ::
Winner Via Pinfall: Onidaga New Champion
Time of Match: 9:38
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:: Sean/SMT vs Assassin/Styles vs WT/Eighteen {Tag Team Championships} ::
:: "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinad hits and the crowd let's out a cheer as Sean Lewis steps through the curtains. He stops on the stage as "Fade to Black" by Metallica hits the PA as SMT comes through. They walk down the ramp and enter the ring. They both look up and notice the Tag Team Titles hanging high in the air. Suddenly “What Comes Around” by Ill Nino hits the PA as Styles and Assassin heads to the ring for the last time as a team. As they wait "Faint" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and Eighteen steps through the curtains with her World Title on her shoulder. Then "Welcome 2 The Jungle" hits and White Tiger steps through. They get in the ring as the bell rings. Sean and WT hooks up as does SMT and Assassin also Eighteen and Styles. Fast Fowrading Sean & SMT end up making 4 failed attempts. Assassin makes 1 and Styles 2...Eighteen gets 3 attempts and actually touches the title on the 3rd before she is pulled down by Sean. WT has yet to make any attempts. Their is 2 ladders set up in the ring. WT and Eighteen are on the same side on both ladders as Sean LEwis is across from WT and Styles across from Eighteen. Assassin delivers the Assassination on SMT through a Table!...Before he can get to shove the ladder his partner isn't on. RVD comes from the crowd and starts attacking Assassin!...they brawl for awhile and just like Chaos 2 weeks ago they brawl up the ramp and through the curtains again leaving Styles alone. WT is having a Fist fight with Sean on the top of the ladder. As is Eighteen and Styles on the other. WT and Eighteen knock Styles and Sean down at the same time as they then retrieve the titles for the victory!. ::
Winners Via Retrieval: White Tiger/Eighteen New Champions
Time of Match: 15:36
:: Who's this? ::
:: The Camera shoots backstage as a limo pulls into the parking lot. A man steps out and enters the arena. ::
:: The King :: - Who was that?
:: Jim Ross :: - That king would be one of the new guys..."Dynamic" Derek Daniels...Ive took a look at his profile...and I must say pretty impressive...we shall expect this guy to do quite well here in EWE. ::
:: Jeff Rodgers[C] vs AJ Styles {All American Championship} ::
:: "The Fake Sound Of Progrees" by Lostprophets hits as AJ Styles walks out on stage...he's a little worn out seeing as he JUST went through a TLC match no more then 5 minutes ago. As he gets in the ring "Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the PA System as Jeff Rodgers walks out with Brooke at his side and the All American Title on his waist. He gets in the ring as the bell rings. Jeff takes control pretty fast. But AJ's quikness and wicked moves don't let Jeff keep control very long. Styles hits a few impressive moves and gets a few covers that only end in 2 counts. Jeff gets up and goes to clothesline Styles but he nails the ref instead. He turns around only to get drop kicked by Styles. AJ then climbs the turnbukle and goes for a Shoot Star but Jeff gets the knees up. As AJ gets up he goes for the Hot Flash but Styles counters and sends him into the turnbukle. Jeff bounces off and hits a hard clothesline on Styles...Suddenly Edge walks out on stage and gets a good view of the match. As AJ gets back up Jeff goes for a drop kick but AJ grabs his feet and nails the Styles Clash!...He covers but the ref is still out...As AJ tries to revive the Ref Edge runs down the ramp and hits AJ with a huge Spear!...He places Jeff on top and rolls out of the ring. The ref crawls over slowly counts....1....2......3! ::
Winner Via Pinfall: Jeff Rodgers
Time of Match: 7:47
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:: As Jeff celebrates Edge is already at the top of the ramp looking down and he has a mic. ::
:: Edge :: - Nice victory Jeff...Sad to see you go man...I bet your wondering why I helped you?...Well I seen you say earlier about leaving and giving your title to the winner of White Tiger vs Toxic vs Sean Lewis next week on Chaos...That's why I had to make sure you were still champ so this match can happen...why would I want this match to happen?...Easy...I was just in Vince's office...The match has been changed to a 4 way...adding......ME!!!
:: Edge smiles and goes backstage. ::
:: Stacy Keibler[C] vs Trish Stratus {Women's Championship} ::
:: "Legs" by Kid Rock hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Stacy walks out on stage. She walks down the ramp and enters the ring. Then "Time to Rock N Roll" by Lil Kim hits and the crowd boos as Trish walks out on stage with Stacy's title on her waist. Stacy gives her an evin look as Trish gives one right back only with a Grin added. She gets in the ring as the bell sounds. They lock it up and Stacy gets taken down with a DDT from Trish. She covers but only gets a 2 count. Trish slides away and dominates the match. Until from nowhere Stacy hits a Spinning Heel kick!...She covers...1...2...Trish gets a foot on the rope....Stacy goes for another one but Trish does her matrix move and Stacy gets the ref instead. Trish Then kicks her right in the head. Trish rolls out of the ring and grabs The Women's Title. She slides in the ring and hits Stacy over the head with the title!...She then picks her up by the hair and hits the Stratisfaction!...Trish rolls her up with her feet on the ropes...The Ref wakes up and makes the count but doesn't see Trishes feet on the ropes...1...2...3! Trish quikly takes her feet off and picks back up the title. As she celebrates she gets face to face with Randy Orton...Orton smiles As Trishs looks a little nervous...Suddenly from behind Orton is hit by a big man!...it's Tyson Tomko!!...Trish and Tyson head up the ramp as Trish smiles back at the ring. ::
Winner Via Pinfall: Trish Stratus New Champion
Time of Match: 8:46
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:: Rob Van Dam[C] vs Assassin {International Championship} ::
:: "In the End" by Linkin Park hits the PA as Assassin heads to the ring. He gets in and looks up at the title. Just then "One of a Kind" by Breaking point hits and the crowd cheers as RVD heads to the ring. RVD gets in the ring as the bell rings. For weeks RVD has been haunting Assassin. Even earlier RVD interfered in the Tag match....now they were finally meeting in a match...and what a match...there has already been 4 failed attempts each at the title. RVD has already nailed a 5 Star from the top of the ladder but he didn't have enough energy to climbe the ladder before Assassin stopped him. Now they are both climbing the ladder. Both have reached the top as they are fist fighting. Assassin blocks RVD and slams his face on the ladder!...He then flings RVD way off the ladder...not only out of the ring...but THROUGH the spanish announce table!!!....Assasssin retrieves the title and gets down....As Assassin leaves Derek comes down and checks on RVD...He goes with the EMT's when they take RVD out. ::
Winner Via Retrival: Assassin New Champion
Time of Match: 15:48
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:: Android #18[C] vs The Undertaker {World Championship} ::
:: The Camera zooms in on the Dug up grave that is on the side of the ramp. "Faint" by Linkin Park hits as Eighteen heads down to the ring. As she gets in and hands her titles to the ref...all the lights go out...GONG...GONG...GONG...The guy in White walks out on stage with a line of men carrying torches....The guy in white walks to the end of the ramp and turns around as the line splits in to 2 and is lined up all the way down both sides of the ramp. Then "Graveyard Sympathy" hits the PA...The Undertakes walks out and down the ramp. He goes up the stairs where he does his taunt and the lights come back on. As he enters the ring the bell rings. Eighteen stares at him with a cold eyes look as he gives her the rolled back eyes and tounge sticking out. Suddenly he hits her with a hard right knocking her to the mat!...She is quick to get up but she isn't happy...She locks up with him but he overpowers her and sends her across the ring. He grabs her by the hair and looks her in the eyes...then he licks her on her face then sends her over the top rope. Taker rolls over the top and goes after Eighteen. But she kicks him in the midsection before sending him into the steel steps! She then for the heck of it Decks the guy in White!...She takes Taker up the ramp but he slams her into the barricade!...He grabs her by the hair and drags her up the ramp and to the grave yard. He sets her up to throw her in the whole but she low blows him. She then tosses him in!...She goes over to the crane to burry him but the Guy in White stops her...She Slams him into the crane!...She then tosses him into the audience...As she turns around to burry Taker she notices he is about to get out. She goes to kick him but her grabs her foot and trips her up. They both get up and he boots her in the face...As he waits for he to get back up. When she does he grabs her by the throat...He sets her up to chokeslam her in the whole but suddenly he is hit in the back by Abyss!!!...He then Choke Slams Undertaker into the Hole!!...Eighteen has a confused look on her face as Abyss gets to the crane and fills the hole giving Her the victory! ::
Winner Via Burrial: Android #18
Time of Match: 22:24
:: It's Showtime!! ::
:: The Cameras shoot to Ben's Lockerroom. ::
:: Trish Stratus :: - Well Ive got my title...you ready to get yours?
:: Emperor Ben :: - I was born ready sweety...You gotta stay here bosses rules...But It's showtime
:: The Camera then shoot over to The Catastrophes lockerroom where Eighteen is just getting back with both her titles. ::
:: Eighteen :: - Well White Tiger what have you got to say?...So far it's been our night...Weve won every match we were in...all that's left is for you to get the Heavyweight Title back.
:: White Tiger :: - And that's what I'm on my way to do...Wish me luck.
:: Jeff Rodgers :: - Good luck man!
:: Finally the camera goes to HHH and Stephanie's Lockerroom. ::
:: Triple H :: - Don't forget...stay back here tonight...not just cause of your dad but because of my kid inside of you.
:: Stephanie :: - I know...I will...you just go out there and kick some ass ok?
:: Triple H :: - Don't worry...I will
:: Stephanie :: - So go...it's showtime
:: Triple H :: - No baby...IT's GAME TIME!!
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:: Main Event - Triple H[C] vs Emperor Ben vs White Tiger {EWE Championship} ::
:: The Cameras return to ringside as "Welcome 2 The Jungle" by Guns N Roses hits the PA and the crowd goes wild knowing what time it is. ::
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:: Lilian Garcia :: - The Following Contest is a Triple Threat match and is for the EWE Heavyweight Championship!!...Introducing 1st...from Laramie, Wyoming!...weighing in at 229 lbs....WHITE TIGER!!!
:: White Tiger gets in the ring as "St. Anger" by Metalica hits the PA System. ::
:: The Cameras return to ringside as "Welcome 2 The Jungle" by Guns N Roses hits the PA and the crowd goes wild knowing what time it is. ::
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:: Lilian Garcia :: - And now...from Australia!!!...weighing in at 232 lbs....EMPEROR BEN!!!
:: As Ben gets in the ring him and WT stare at eachother...Then suddenly "The Game" by Motorhead hits the PA as HHH seperates the curtains. ::
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:: Lilian Garcia :: - Finally...from Greenwich Conecticutt!!!...weighing in at 260 lbs....TRIPLE H!!!
:: HHH walks down the ramp and does his taunt then hands his belt to the ref as the bell rings. ::
:: All 3 circle round with all tention on the match speakin' all crap to eachother.. White Tiger slaps Triple H in the face but Ben goes all over White Tiger with rights and kicks to the mid-section all the way into the corner as both Triple H and Emperor Ben take turns on White Tiger.. Ben is posin' as Triple H takes his turn which gives White Tiger the time to counter and chops HHH in the corner twice as Ben turns round and gets met with a White Tiger clothesline.. White Tiger is going static as he is in full control.. He focus on Ben with rights and lefts into the rope and irish whips Ben.. He comes back duckin' at White Tiger's attemp at a clothesline and comes back off the ropes with a flyin' forearm.. As soon as Ben makes his way up he gets a chopblock via Triple H.. As HHH covers White Tiger.. 1...2... Ben pulls HHH off as the two begin to argue in the ring.. and then both take a shot at White Tiger as they both stamp the crowd is boo'in while Ben is tellin' the crowd to shut up.. HHH is puttin' the punishment on White Tiger.. HHH has White Tiger on the top rope as HHH is also on the top rope.. wooooo! A Superplex well exicuted by Triple H.. Ben is just standin' there and quickly covers White Tiger, at the count of 2 HHH interupts as the 2 begin to share words.. Ben goes with a cheap shot at Triple H and pumples him into the ropes as Ben irish whips HHH.. HHH reserves as Ben goes flyin' at the ropes.. HHH comes at Ben with a high knee as Ben goes down holdin' his nose.. White Tiger is shown re groupin' on the outside as HHH covers.. 1...2... kickout! HHH slowly goes back to Ben as Ben is shown at the corner.. HHH delievers kicks to the mid-section as he argues with the ref... He irish whips Ben to the other corner very hard as Ben goes down to his knee holdin' his back Triple H covers again.. 1...2... the match has slown down as Ben kicks out.. HHH signals that the end is near and sets him up in the Pedigree place.. and slams Ben's face into the mat as Ben looks out... HHH smiles with a sadistic laugh comin' from him as he covers.. 1...2... Wam! From behind White Tiger slams a chair into the spine of HHH as hard as he could.. Triple H holds his back as he stirs up and gets leveled with another furcious chairshot.. Ben rolls to the outside re groupin' like WT just did as HHH begs for mercy as WT looks to put the finishin' touches on HHH with that chair.. WT goes to swing it but HHH low blows WT with his knee as WT falls droppin' the chair.. HHH quickly picks up WT and sets him up for a pedigree but WT grabs HHH in a catiplote place and sends HHH straight into the turnbuckle.. WT knee's down HHH and locks in the TIGER STARE!!! HHH screams in pain as he mocked WT on Chaos.. HHH looks to tapout as Ben enters the ring once again and instead of stoppin' the submission.. He locks in his trademark move the EMPERORS DOOM!!!.. Ben twists the ankle as HHH begins to tapout.. Both let go of HHH.. Both thinkin' they have won.. as soon they argue over who won.. The ref tells em that this will continue as HHH low blows both of em.. both go down as HHH picks up WT and sets him up for the Pedigree and connects it!! He goes for a cover..1...2...3!!! ::
:: Lilian Garcia :: - The winner of this match...and STILL EWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!...TRIPLE!!...H!!!
Winner Via Pinfall: Triple H
Time of Match: 35:44
:: HHH celebrates and shows off what's still is as the show comes to an end! ::
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