The Royal Rumble


:: We come back to ringside where Lilian is standing by with a Mic. ::

:: Lilian Garcia :: - The Following contest is the Royal Rumble Match!!!…The rules are as followed…2 Superstars will start the match…Every 90 Seconds a new Superstar will join the match at their Number Entry that has already been randomly selected…Elimination occurs only when a Superstar is thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor…the last remaining superstar will be the winner and will face the World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania!!!

:: “The Game” by Motorhead hits the PA system and the crowd boos as Triple H makes his way to the ring. ::

:: Lilian Garcia :: - Introducing 1st!!…representing Evolution!!…from Greenwich Connecticut!!…Weighing in at 260 pounds…TRIPLE!!!…H!!!!

:: HHH continues down the ramp. He takes a drink and pours some water on his head before tossing the bottle into the audience. As he gets on the Apron he stares straight into the crowd then suddenly he Shoots straight into the air! He then enters the ring where he poses on a turnbukle. As HHH gets off the Turnbukle all the lights in the arena goes out…The Crowd Cheers…DONG!…DONG!….DONG!!…Purple Fog fills the arena followed by 2 Lines of Men with torches that line up on both sides of the ramp as “Graveyard Symphony” The Crowd loses it when Taker walks through the curtains for the 1st time!! ::

:: Lilian Garcia :: - Now On his way to the ring…from Death Valley!…weighing in at 328 pounds….THE!!….UNDER!!…TAKER!!!!

:: Taker slowly walks down the ramp eyeing HHH the whole time. As Taker gets on the stairs he raises his hands slowly and the lights come on. As Taker gets in the ring the bell rings…Taker just gives HHH and evil Stare…HHH tries to act tough but u can tell he’s scared shitless. HHH keeps slowly circling Taker…Taker just stands in one place and follows HHH with his eyes alone…HHH finally stops dead in his tracks…He freezes for a second until he suddenly tries to Cheap shot Taker but he grabs his hand. Taker Drops him with a hard right witch was his other free hand. HHH looks up in shock he gets back up only to get booted right back down. HHH Is hesitant to get up…Finally the clock counts down until "This Is How We Do" by The Game hits the PA system. Taker looks up at the Stage as Jason Hayes is walking threw the curtains. HHH uses this time to Roll underneath the bottom ropes and sprint threw the audience. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - Now where in the heck is he going?!

:: Taker Notices HHH fled and gets very frustrated. As Jason Enters the ring Taker Grabs him by the Throat and Chokeslams him over the Top Rope!! ::

:: Jim Ross :: - OH MY GOD!!!!

:: Taker then rolls underneath the bottom ropes and picks up the Pads…exposing the concrete floor. Taker Then Chokeslams Jason onto the concrete Floor!! ::

:: Jim Ross :: - What has gotten into the Undertaker?!!!

:: Taker then picks Jason up and sets him up. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - NO!! He’s Not Gonna Do It!!!

:: Sorry JR. But he does it!…Taker Tombstones Jason on the Concrete!!!! ::

:: King :: - He’s Out of Control!!

:: Jim Ross :: - You are so Right King!!!

:: Taker slides back into the ring as EMT’s rush down to help Jason…They load him on a Stretcher…as this is happening “Faint” by Linkin Park hits the PA as Eighteen separates the curtains. Eighteen and Taker just stare eachother down her whole entrance. (Must I remind you of the Buried Alive match at Double Assault?) ::

:: Jim Ross :: - King!! Look what we have here!! The World Title match from Double Assault!!

:: King :: - I know JR!!

:: Eighteen slides in the ring and the brawl begins. Eighteen takes Taker down with a DDT…but he is quick to get up. Eighteen tries a suplex but he counters. He grabs her by the throat but she shoves him off. She grabs him by the hair and tries to send him over the top rope but he doesn’t let her…Then he tries…same story…She sets Him up for the Annihilation…but He counters and plants her with a Chokeslam. Now “Breaking The Habit” by Linkin Park hits the PA. The Crowd boos as their new International Champion runs down the ramp and joins the match. Immediately He hits Taker with the Chaos Cutter!!!…He gets excited until very shortly later Taker raises up. Mark freezes in his little celebration and looks like he seen a ghost. Taker gets up and grabs Mark’s throat…WHAM! Low Blow from behind from Eighteen!! ::

:: Jim Ross :: - Did Eighteen just save Mark?

:: King :: - JR It’s The Undertaker!!…Of course they are going to co exist to get rid of him!!

:: For once in his lifetime King is right…Eighteen and Mark actually work together…as shocking as it is…they do as they stay on the assault on Undertaker. This continues on. As “Batista’s Song” hits the PA System Taker hits Mark and Eighteen with a double Clothesline…He gets up only to get a huge clothesline from Evolution’s Animal!!…Batista continues on the assault. He picks Taker up and plants him with the Batista Bomb!!!…Eighteen and Mark get back up and now start on eachother. This war continues on for awhile. Taker boots Batista down as Mark hits Eighteen with the Chaos Cutter…Mark turns and sees Taker and wants no part of that…he rolls under the ropes and starts up the ramp. Yelling back at Taker…He is quick to look behind him when the #7 Entry’s music is heard…none other then RICKY CHAMBERS!!… ::

:: King :: - I thought he walked out?!!!

:: Jim Ross :: - He has to compete In this match King…he signed the contract…he would have a law suit if he didn’t.

:: Ricky and Mark Brawl all the way down the ramp and by ringside…but don’t enter the ring yet. Ricky Smashes Mark against the Pole followed by the steel steps. Meanwhile in the ring…Taker, Eighteen, and Batista have a 3 way brawl going on. Ricky then rolls Mark into the ring and slides in himself. The fighting continues until Seb’s Music hits. Now the 8th Entry. Seb sprints down the ramp and slides in the ring. He gets in and joins in on all the fun. He is almost thrown out by Eighteen but fights her off. ::

:: King :: - It sure is starting to fill up JR!!

:: Jim Ross :: - That’s right King!!

:: As Seb and Mark both try to shove Taker over…He kicks Seb in the you know where and elbows Mark. Then "Your Cool As Ice" by M.O.P hits the PA as Glacier enters the Match!!…He gets in and of course guns straight for Batista!!…They fight it off for awhile. Seb nails Taker with the G-Code!!…He celebrates…but wrong match to do that as he is tossed over by Eighteen. ::

:: King :: - Tough luck…But this is the Royal Rumble!!…you have to watch your back at ALL Times!!

:: Jim Ross :: - That is exactly right King!!

:: Next Slade’s Music hits and we are now a 3rd of the way threw with the 10th entry!!…Slade slides in and joins the brawl. The Fight continues with all 7. Many close calls before Mike Hunt makes his entrance. He helps Mark with Ricky. Eighteen and Slade are working together against Undertaker and Batista and Glacier is dukeing it out. Suddenly Sean’s Music hits the PA System and crowd goes insane as Sean enters the match. He goes for Mike Hunt…Ricky then starts on Mark now that he isn’t being double-teamed. Eighteen and Slade have Taker close to Elimination…But Taker knocks them off. Tyler Banks then makes his entrance into the Rumble. He slides in and joins in somewhere…with all the action it’s hard telling. The Brawl just continues suddenly Mike is Tossed out by Ricky!!…And Tyler tossed out by Slade! ::

:: Jim Ross :: - 2 in a row!!

:: The Crowd gets way into it. Then Ciaran’s music hits the PA System. He runs down the ramp and joins the match…The Brawl continues as Jase then Gothika joins the match. Batista is sent flying over by Jase and Glacier!…Ash then joins the match. After he joins in on the fight Lance is next to join the match. Ricky gets thrown over by Mark…but Ricky holds on…Mark doesn’t see it. Gothika walks over and gives Ricky a Big Kiss before she hits a hard slap and shoves him off. ::

:: King :: - Woa!!…That’s one….mean…hot…tough chick!!…all In one!!!

:: “Getting Away With Murder” by Papa Roach hits the PA as Toxic Angel makes her way down the ramp and into the match. The fans are on their feet as the ring now holds 12 people. The Crowd is quick to lose the enthusiasm as Haasan makes his way into the match. He enters and is immediately jumped on by Lance Mikes. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - There’s a Proud American King!!

:: Lance wastes no time beating the crap out of him and even quicker time sending him right back out of the ring and over the ropes!…as the match Carry’s on Krazy Konway is enters followed by Tyson Tomko…Tomko and Konway end up fighting…Konway almost has Tomko out but he stays in…Bob Sapp then joins the match…Bob tries to throw Tomko over but Tomko fights back. Tomko then grabs both Konway and Sapp with one hand each and sends both of them over the ropes…Not long after that Lance Sends Tomko over. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - How could this get any bigger?!!!

:: “Welcome 2 The Jungle” by Guns N Roses hits the PA System causing a roar in the crowd. ::

:: King :: - You spoke too soon JR!!

:: With that White Tiger makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring. The War Continues on…Eighteen and Sean are brawling until Eighteen ends Sean over the top rope!…As this happens…..”IF YA SMELLL!!!…What the 25th Entry is cookin!!” Ok corny but none the less Rock makes his way down the People’s Ramp and enters the People’s Match. The Rock comes in ready to lay the Smackdown on somebody. He grabs White Tiger but let’s go when he sees Eighteen coming with a clothesline…Rock side Steps and throws her over!…The Crowd in a frenzy…the action is picking up big time!!!…Y2J lights the Titian Tron as “Break The Walls Down” nails the PA System. The Crowd goes nuts as Jericho struts down the ramp and enters the ring. A Little later Jason Silver is added to the match. Jase is now trying to fight off White Tiger…White Tiger has him on the apron and is trying to knock him off…Then Lance tries to help…but White Tiger ducks and pulls down the top rope causing Lance to fall over and take Jase down with him!…Jase and Lance Curse up at WT before walking around and start up the ramp…they are still talking trash towards the ring as they walk backwards up the ramp. But then the 28 Entry’s song hits…The song is called…”Take What’s Mine” by Mercy Drive!!!…at the 1st note Jase and Lance look at eachother before looking back at the curtains and look ready for a fight. ::

:: King :: - Don’t come out here Randy they’re going to jump you!!!

:: Jim Ross :: - Exactly what any Evolution member would deserve!!!

:: Randy Orton walks threw the curtains. He has a huge smile on his face when he sees Jase and Lance…He looks back at the curtains he signals…with that it’s the return of HHH…plus Ric Flair and Batista have joined in on the action…Jase and Lance freeze when they see it’s going to be a 4 on 2. Without any more time to think about it Evolution already starts the brawl. ::

:: King :: - HA!!

:: Jim Ross :: - Evolution can never fight fair!!!…Wait!!…Thank god…..Now things are Even!!!!!

:: Your probably wondering why he said it’s even…well there is barely a Rumble in the ring now…everyone is interested in this Little Stable confutation and with that Toxic Angel and Glacier both left underneath the bottom ropes to even things up. And all 8 are scrapping right there on the ramp…HHH & Lance…Orton & Jase….Glacier & Batista….and that leaves Toxic Angel & Flair… ::

:: King :: - THIS IS CRAZY!!

:: Jim Ross :: - King this is Madness!! It’s an all out war!!!!!

:: The Brawl continues until Security restores order…They send Flair, Batista, Lance, and Jase backstage and tell the rest to go to the ring. Jason Is still fixed on what’s going on out there. And from behind he is shoved over by Taker…he quickly grabs on though…Taker grabs Jason by the throat…Orton and HHH are quick to get in the ring and from behind then dump Taker over that also finishes off Jason….Taker doesn’t look happy…He gets back in and HHH freaks out and shoves into Taker and a Chokeslam!!…HHH turns around and sees Glacier and Toxic Angel still not happy about what just happened…They come at him and he ducks and they get Double Chokeslammed….Taker Chokeslams everyone except HHH and The Rock who is on the ground but getting up. Taker stares into HHH’s Eyes suddenly he grabs Rock as he is getting up and Chokeslams him!!…Still staring at HHH Taker picks Rock back up and Tombstones him!!!…Taker Stares HHH down before leaving. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - What?!!!…He has been saying all this time he was coming for HHH….and now he doesn’t lay a finger on him?…He laid everyone in the ring unconscious but left HHH alone?

:: HHH doesn’t seem to mind what just happened…He is pretty confident about being the only person standing…what can bring him down?….what could possibly kill his mood….well it is time for the #29 Entry….let’s find out who it is…..well let me think ok “Headstrong” by Trapt hits the PA system….HHH’s smile quickly turns upside when he hears that song…he knows it all too all…just as he expected DEREK DANIELS!!! Comes walking through the curtains…The Crowd is going absolutely insane at this point….Derek Continues down the ramp and HHH is freaking out again…HHH tries to stomp on DDD as he gets in but DDD stops then grabs HHH foot making him hit the mat…DDD slides in and Beats the holly hell out of him…he finally gets off and waits back for HHH to get up…as he does he clotheslines him and they both go over the top rope and to the floor!! ::

:: King :: - Derek Just eliminated both HHH and himself!!!!

:: Just cause they have been eliminated doesn’t mean the fight has to end…Derek after getting up is right back on the vicious assault…He Picks Triple H up and sends him over the Barrier into the Audience…They brawl threw the crowd and flip back over the barrier again. As the brawl continues up the ramp they get towards the end of the stage…Nothing good ever happens there…just in the nick of time Security is back and rushes in breaking up Derek Daniels and Triple H Hauling them both back stage as “Real Emotion” hits the PA System. As Rikku enters the ring everyone is starting to be revived from Taker’s assault. As Y2J is using the ropes to get up Mark shoves him over…Orton comes for Mark but Mark Ducks and Back Body Drops him over!!…Rikku tries to toss Mark over but no such luck…Suddenly from behind Rikku is tossed over by Ciaran Michaels…He looks to be making a statement tonight….Gothika ends up on the Apron while Mark tries to eliminate her…She fights him off and Suddenly yanks him out with her as he falls to the floor. She turns to get back in when she is kissed by White Tiger and shoved to the floor!! ::

:: King :: - HEY!!…Wait a Minute!!!…Gothika did that to Ricky earlier now White Tiger done it to her!!

:: Now with only 7 remaining they continue to brawl…Ash guns to throw White Tiger over but White Tiger ducks and sends Ash Over himself….Ash manages to hang on…only to be drop kicked off by Toxic Angel. Toxic Angel Gets back up and tries to help Glacier eliminate Slade…But suddenly Slade hits Glacier with the Cliq Kick and tosses Toxic Over!!!…Slade’s Momentum doesn’t last long as he is sent over by Rock taking us to the Final 4!!! ::

:: Jim Ross :: - This is It King!!!….The Rock….White Tiger….Ciaran Michaels…and Glacier…..THE FINAL FOUR!!!!

:: White Tiger and Ciaran begin to fight as does Rock and Glacier….So Close…another…another close call…so many close calls….Rock is gonna go no!!…he hangs on!!…Glacier is coming strong….Rock squats down pulling the ropes. Glacier goes but so does The Rock!!…That leaves only 2 people….White Tiger and Ciaran Michaels….They brawl all over the ring…DDT from WT…He picks Ciaran up and is about to toss him over but he fights back…both men are big time worn down…Ciaran Kicks WT in the Mid Section and flings him over the ropes. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - HE DID IT!!!

:: King :: - But White Tiger is still hanging on…

:: Jim Ross :: - But his feet hit the floor.

:: King :: - I think only one foot did JR….Look at the replay…

:: As Ciaran is celebrating they look at the replay…and it is confirmed that King was right and that only one foot hit the floor. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - Well King it looks like You was Right!

:: King :: - What a Surprise…Me Right…

:: Jim Ross :: - I don’t think Ciaran knows.

:: Ciaran tries to tell one of the refs to raise his hand…but he tell Ciaran about only 1 foot…Ciaran gets pissed and looks back to see WT pulling himself onto the apron but still laying down…Ciaran walks over there and tries to Kick WT off but WT has a Deathlock on the bottom rope. Ciaran reaches over to try and pry WT off the bottom rope….WT then releases one hand and yanks Ciaran Down and Over by the hair causing him to hit the floor!!…WT Rolls into the ring as his song blasts in the PA!! ::

:: King :: - He did IT JR!!

:: Jim Ross :: - White Tiger has earned a spot in the Main Event at WrestleMania!!

:: Lilian Garcia :: - The Winner of the Match….and # 1 Contender for WrestleMania….WHITE TIGER!!!!

:: WT is big time out of breathe as he celebrates…We notice Ben at the top of the ramp smirking down. And JR and King’s voices heard as it fades out. ::

:: Jim Ross :: - Ciaran was so close…yet so far!!….Fell just short!!!

:: King :: - Tough luck…But JR can you wait?!!…Emperor Ben….White Tiger….WRESTLEMANIA 2!!!!

:: Jim Ross :: - That’s a Match were all ready for King!!…We’ll See you next week!!!

Winner Via Survival: White Tiger
Match Time: 64:32


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