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SCENE 1 - Interview

The scene opens as Damien is sitting in a steel folding chair next to EWE interviewer Trixy. She has a smile on her face. Trixy begins to speak.

Trixy: HEllo EWE fans. Do we have a treat for you today or what. An exclusive ewe.com interview. Sitting next to me is EWE's newest acquisition, Damien Porter. Damien, I'd like to welcome you to the EWE.

Damien eyes down Trixy, looking as if he likes what he sees. Damien stands up and takes Trixy by the hand.

Damien Porter: Damn girl!!!! Stand up and show me whatcha got!!!

Trixy blushes a bit. She stands up. Damien slowly walks around her, looking at every inch of her body. He makes his way back around to the front of her and looks her in the eye and begins to speak.

Damien Porter: Baby, I just got one question for ya.

Trixy: Really, what?

Damien Porter: Can I pee on ya?

Trixy looks a bit confused.

Trixy: What?

Damien Porter: Baby, a dogs gotta mark his territory.

Trixy sits back down.

Trixy: Lets get back to the interview.

Damien Porter sits back down.

Damien Porter: Aight, whatcha need ta know?

Trixy: Well this week on Chaos, you made a hell of an impact. It was quite a debut. But why did you choose to attack Jermaine Jackson?

Damien Porter: It's like this, woman. This week, I was signed to Chaos. Me and Vinnie Mac, we had a little chat. Ya know? He said becomin a star is all bout opportunities. Sometimes they there, sometimes they aint. When they aint, ya gotta make your own opportunities. Ya feel me? I said fuck waitin for an opportunity. I decided to make my own opportunity. First chance I got. See it was the first match a Chaos this week. And Jermaine, he fell, and he fell fast to MVP. I decided, the time was now for me to show da world exactly who I am. So I went in there, I helped the brotha up, and I took him down. I showed the world that I am one ruthless motha fucka. A man who is out for numba 1. Himself.

Trixy: Well MVP didn't look to pleased with your actions.

Damien Porter: Fuck MVP. I di'nt come here to please no one. Not Vince, not MVP.

Trixy: So I take it you aren't too fond of MVP.

Damien Porter: I ain't gots no beef wit MVP. I just did what I had to do. He di'nt like it cause after his match, everyone was talkin bout me, not him.

Trixy: Well Mr. McMahon seemed pretty impressed by your work. He has created a team out of you and MVP. He believes the 2 of you have chemistry.

Damien Porter: Man, it's like I told him Monday. I don't need a partna. I don't want a partna.

Trixy: Mr. McMahon doesn't really care what you guys want. I have known him quite a while. He cares about ratings. And putting you with MVP, in his eyes, he sees success, which ultimately brings ratings.

Damien Porter: No doubt. You put me on da show, ya gonna get ratins. But fact is, I don't need nobody teamin wit me. All I need is a bitch to fuck, and a motha fucka to punk. That's what im bout, fuckin bitches and punkin people out. Ya'll gonna find it out. Ya'll gonna find out soon. This week, I will be sure to win my debut. Sure, me and MVP, we aint feelin this whole tag team thing. But da both of us, we hate losin, man. We hate it real bad. So I know he aint gonna do suttin to me to gets himself outa the team. We both gonna do what we gotta do to win. Ya feel me?

Trixy: I feel you. Thank you for the interview, Damien.

Trixy attempts to walk away, but Damien grabs her by the arm. She looks at him.

Damien Porter: Not so fast, baby. You still haven't answered my question.

Trixy gets a disgusted look on her face.

Trixy: No you can't pee on me, you creep!

Trixy pulls her arm away, and proceeds to slap Damien Porter in the face. He chuckles a bit as she walks off.

Damien Porter: She wants me. BAD.

The scene fades to black.

SCENE 2 - The Real MVP

The scene opens hours before Chaos is going on the air. All the wrestlers have arrived, and are in there locker rooms preparing themselves for there respective matches this evening. All accept for Damien Porter. Damien is roaming around the backstage area, looking to the left and the right as he walks. He suddenly stops, as he eyes down one of the locker room doors. He slowly walks towards it. He then chuckles.

Damien Porter: Would ya look at that. He gots himself a star wit his name on top. Nice door ornament. Who'd he hafta suck off to get dat?

The camera zooms into the door. It is revealed that the logo in which Damien was talking about was a star with the letters MVP on top. Damien opens the door and walks into the locker room. MVP is sitting on his couch playing WWE Raw vs. Smackdown 08. He looks as Damien Porter walks in and quickly jumps to his feet.

MVP: What the hell you think you doin?

Damien Porter: Well looks like you missed da memo, boy. I do what I want, when I want. Why? Cause I can.

MVP: Haven't you ever heard a knockin?

Damien Porter: Man, calm yo ass down. I din't come here for no arguin. I came here to talk bout our tag match tonight.

MVP: What about it? Your teamin with me, we can't lose.

Damien Porter: Man, your nickname may be MVP, but it's just cause of your initials. I'm da real MVP round here.

MVP: What makes you think that?

Damien Porter: Cause I gots game.

MVP: Man, if anyone got game in this room, it's me.

Damien Porter: Man we can fight bout this later. Lets talk bout dem punks we be fightin tonight.

MVP: Yea, like I really sweat either of em. Already beat Jermaine last week.

Damien Porter: I don't sweat neither them chumps, either. But don't be tryin ta steal my spotlight, man!

MVP: We may not want to be a team, but don't look like we have a choice. But I am the star of this team. I'm the one carryin yo ass.

Damien Porter: You? Carryin me? Bitch please! I dont get carried by no one. You lookin at da cream of da crop, boy!

MVP and Damien Porter get in each others faces and are eying each other down. It looks as if things are going to get physical. Damien Porter starts to chuckle.

MVP: What's so funny?

Damien Porter: Man, why am I even tryin to fight you. Take out my partner, make my match a handicap match. Yeah, that's real bright. Lets do this mah way.

MVP: And what's your way?

Damien Porter: We'll see who gots more game.

MVP: Aright, aright. I'm down for that.

MVP and Damien walk outside the locker room into the hall. Damien leads the way. Once in the hall, they are walking side by side. They go around the corner, and Damien puts his arm out stopping MVP. MVP looks at him. Damien begins to whisper.

Damien Porter: See that girl?

Damien points, and MVP looks. MVP gets a disgusted look on his face.

MVP: Mannnn, what you want me to do?

Damien Porter: I want you tappin dat shit.

The camera zooms in, and it shows that it is an overweight, and very unattractive woman. MVP walks up to her, although you can't hear what he's saying. After about 20 seconds she slaps him in the face. Damien begins jumping up and down, laughing at what has just happened. MVP walks back over to Damien and looks angry.

MVP: Mannnn, that don't prove nuttin.

Damien Porter: bull shit it don't. Proves I'm game, and you ain't.

MVP: Screw you, man! I'll see you out at the ring.

MVP storms off. Damien slowly walks over to the woman.

Damien Porter: Job well done.

Damien pulls out his wallet and grabs a 20 dollar bill. He gives it to her. He turns around and is about ready to walk, and sees MVP is standing behind him.

MVP: Man, that's weak!!!

MVP walks off as the scene fades to black.