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SCENE 1 - Reality Check
The scene opens at the ringside area. It is the pre-show to EWE Chaos Exclusive Pay Per View Hell Frozen Over. Fans are cheering anticipating what should be one hell of a show. Suddenly, "Number 1" by Nelly plays on the PA System. Boos run through the arena. Damien Porter steps through the curtain. He is wearing a white dress shirt, with the top 4 buttons un-buttoned, a pair of black dress pants, black dress shoes, and sunglasses much like the one in the main picture of the splash on my layout. He walks down to the ring with a bit of a swagger, looking ever so cocky this evening. He slowly makes his way up the ring steps, and steps into the ring. He gets a microphone off of Jennifer Sparks. He slowly walks to the center of the ring, and stops. He looks to his left, then his right. He brings his left hand to his throat letting the production team know that he would like them to cut his music. Damien then smiles, and begins his in-ring promo.
[- Damien Porter -]
It is time for all you fat, outa shape, Chip n' Dip eatin hicks to sit back, relax, and listen to the man all ya'll ladies fantasize about speak.
The fans boo at Damien.
[- Damien Porter -]
T'night, t'night is the night I make my EWE Singles debut. See Vinnie Mac, he ain't too happy wit da way me n' MVP be at each others throats, ya know? We are his hand picked team to dominate da wrestling business. Not that I can blame him. Hell stick me wit Jonathan Steel and you gots a successful team. What am I tryin to say? Well, it's simple. Damien Porter equals success muh fuckas. But see, there's a certain someone in da EWE who feels threatened by me. This man, well, it's none otha than my tag partna, M...V...P...
The fans boo at the name MVP.
[- Damien Porter -]
I take it ya guys hate MVP. Much like he thinks I do. But he's wrong. He couldn't be any farther from the truth. I don't hate ya, playa. I gots no problem witchya. Well, accept for you thinkin you so much betta than me. Yea, I saw dat lil' interview of yours, boi. You talkin bout how I wanna fight you. Listen here chump, I don' wanna fighcha. Bout 2 weeks ago, you wrestled Jermaine, you won. Good job, proud a ya. Really am. But I saw an opportunity. An opportunity to make an impact. Ya feel? Apparently not, cause you took me comin out pretty personally. Not that I care. Din't come here to make no friends. Came here to take care o' bizness. But dat ain't all MVP had to say. Naw, naw, naw. He had to go n' talk bout how he carried me in our tag match dis week. Well dawg, don't mean ta rain on yo parade, but I recall me whoopin some ass dis week, n' you got jealous that da fans were amazed by me, n' not you. Cause dats what you are. A jealous foo'. So ya took it upon yo'self to get up in my business. Start arguin wit me n' shit. Man, here the way it is, nobody get up in my face witout bein punished. Ya feel? Luck fo' you, we saw dem chumps tryin ta sucka punch us and we moved, or ya woulda been bloodied and beaten right there. But enough of what ifs, I ain't here to talk bout dat. I'm here to talk bout tonight.
Damien takes off his sunglasses.
[- Damien Porter -]
T'night, everything will be clear, man. Bout where we stand. T'night, Montel, you gon' find out who da real man of our team is. You gon' find out who's carryin who. You gon' find out exactly what I am made of. Cause let me tell ya boi, you ain't seen nuttin yet. Montel, look into mah eyes.
The camera zooms in on Damiens face.
[- Damien Porter -]
These are da eyes of a man who is determined. T'night, MVP, you will take dat plunge. As you come crashing down onto mah knees, reality gon' come n' hitcha. And it'll hitcha hard. Take t'night as a reality check MVP. Cause if there is one man in da EWE who needs 1, it's you. T'night you gon' find out first hand xactly who I am, what i'm made of. Hope your ready, Montel. This ain't Jermaine Jackson, this ain't Brett Unkown. This is Damien Porter, Da Big Time Playa from da Burg. And damn am I glad I'm from there, and not this shithole disgrase of a city.
The fans boo Damien Porter.
[- Damien Porter -]
So Montel, I be seein you in a bit. Best a luck to ya. And may the best man win.
Damien Porter pulls the mic away from his mouth and starts to walk away. He quickly stops, turns, and puts the mic back to his mouth.
[- Damien Porter -]
And I promise, I will.
"Number 1" by Nelly plays, and Damien Porter drops the microphone. He climbs out of the ring and walks to the backstage area. When he gets to the backstage area, his cell phone begins to ring. He looks at the caller id, and answers the phone.
[- Damien Porter -]
Hello? Wat up Vinnie? Man, I'll call you whateva I want. Man, chill out. Aight, I'll be in yo office in a few.
Damien Porter hangs up his phone and puts it in his pocket.
[- Damien Porter -]
Ya call a man Vinnie and he flips out on ya. Daaaaamn.
The scene fades to black.
SCENE 2 - Jay Transformers: The Remix
The scene opens as Damien Porter is standing outside Vince McMahons office. He opens the door and slowly walks into the locker room. Vince is sitting at his desk and as Damien walks in, a smile comes across his face.
[- Vince McMahon -]
Damien Porter, The Big Time Player from the Burg!!! How ya doin, Damien?
Vince McMahon stands up and shakes Damiens hand.
[- Damien Porter -]
Pretty good, dawg, pretty good.
[- Vince McMahon -]
Take a seat, Damien.
Damien sits down at Vinces desk, and props his feet up on the desk.
[- Vince McMahon -]
Not there, that's my desk!!!
[- Damien Porter -]
Mah bad, mah bad.
Damien stands up and sit in another chair. Vince goes to his desk, and sits down in his chair.
[- Vince McMahon -]
So I bet you're wondering exactly why I called you back here.
[- Damien Porter -]
Yeah dawg, I got me a match ta be gettin ready for. Watcha callin me here for?
[- Vince McMahon -]
I just want to know, what exactly is the problem with you and MVP? The 2 of you have a rare chemistry, making you one hell of a tag team. You guys could be as good as teams like The Steiner Brothers, The Legion of Doom, The Dudleyz.
[- Damien Porter -]
Mannnn, I don' wan' be classified wit a buncha washed up has-beens. I'm mah own class. Nobody can touch dis, foo'. But da problem wit me n' MVP is this. He thinkin he so much better n' me. Thinkin he's da big boy on da block. Well when you gots a hard ass on da block, best thing ta do, is knock um out. MVP think he big n' bad, well, then I gotta knock em out.
[- Vince McMahon -]
Well, I can respect that, Damien. Best of luck to ya tonight, dawg. I know you gon' go do good, ya hear me, player?
[- Damien Porter -]
Naw, naw, naw, Vince. You don' get it. You ain't black, stop tryin' to be black. Do you understand?
Mr. McMahon has a blank look on his face. Damien looks away and Mr. McMahon transforms into Steve Austin.
[- Damien Porter -]
Lemme tell you dis again. You ain't black.
[- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin -]
You damn right I'm not black, and I don't want to be black. But if I was, I wouldn't be a worthless arrogant son of a bitch like you.
Damien Porter looks at Austin, and looks to be confused.
[- Damien Porter -]
Hey playa, what'd you do to McMahon?
[- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin -]
WHAT?
[- Damien Porter -]
He was just sittin there.
[- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin -]
WHAT?
[- Damien Porter -]
Mannnn, that got old before it had a chance to get good.
[- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin -]
Well here's to ya.
Stone Cold gives Damien Porter the double finger.
[- Damien Porter -]
Ohhh it's on now ya washed up has-been. Imma...
Stone Cold then transforms into Trish Stratus. Damien smiles, and then licks his lips.
[- Damien Porter -]
Daaaaaamn girl, you gats it goin onnnnnn
Trish Stratus blushes a bit.. Damien Porter closes his eyes and leans back.
[- Damien Porter -]
Baby..
Trish Stratus transforms back into Vince McMahon.
[- Damien Porter -]
Lets fuck.
Vince gets a disgusted look on his face.
[- Vince McMahon -]
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Damien Porter quickly opens his eyes and has a shocked look on his face.
[- Vince McMahon -]
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!!!!!!
Damien Porter quickly stands up and walks out of the locker room. When he is in the hallway, Ron Simmons is standing there, and looks at him. He pauses for a few moments, and then says the one word in the english language he knows.
[- Ron Simmons -]
DAMN!!!
Ron Simmons walks off. Damien Porter shakes his head.
[- Damien Porter -]
Whateva just happened, dat was fuuuuuuucked up!!!
Damien Porter walks off as the scene fades to black.