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SCENE 1 - Livin Large
//Scene// The scene opens outside of the arena that this weeks Monday Night Chaos will take place in. It is just moments before the event is about to take place. A long black stretch limo pulls into the parking lot. The driver parks the vehicle, and then steps out. He fixes his tie, and walks down to the back end of the limo, and opens the door. Out of the limo steps "Tha Big Time Playa" Damien Porter. He has a huge smile on his face. He is wearing black baggy jeans and a wife beater, with a lot of bling bling around his neck, some diamond earings, and a gold rolex on his left wrist. He is also wearing his signature sunglasses, which makes no sense because this scene is taking place around 7:30 PM. Damien sighs, and looks to his left and his right. He then looks straight ahead.
//Damien Porter// Daaaaaamn, it's good to be me. It's good to be Damien Porter after an impressive win at Hell Frozen Over against mah partner. It's good to be me after I proved that I am the glue that holds me n' MVP together. It's good to be me when I know that I am EWE's newest big time playa! Damn is it good to be me or what?
//Scene// Damien Porter walks with a bit of a swagger into the arena. He talks as he walks.
//Damien Porter// Now after my domination of my tag team partner at Hell Frozen Over, Vinnie Mac realized xactly how great I am. Realized xactly what he's got here on Chaos. So what'd he do? He put me in da Main Event this week. DAMN, gotta love that. Now it'll be me, MVP, and da EWE Champion, John Cena, gainst dem chumps dat call emselves SEX. Now normally, I say suttin like everybody likes SEX, but dat ain't xactly true. Sure, all guys love mackin on a bitch, but dis is a different kinda SEX, dis is gay sex, and morally wrong. See, I believe Gino and Ciaran are connected more than just teamin wit each otha week in and week out, They ride da road together, have hotel rooms together, and sure, I haven't been in EWE all that long. A few weeks. But in my short time here, I realized suttin. They ain't like the rest of da locker room. They sit awfully close to each other at Chaos brand meetings. They don't have the finest women comin into there locker rooms to give em a little suttin suttin like the rest of us do. So what do they do? Well, just put 2 and 2 together, if your stomach can handle what I be tryin t' say. But now, it's time fo me to go down t' that ring, and give ya'll a piece a my mind.
//Scene// The scene switches to the ring area. Fans are excited about tonights card. Though the card is small, it is action packed. Then "Number 1" by Nelly plays, as Damien Porter makes his way to the ring to an arena full of boos. He is laughing as he makes his way down to the ring. He rolls under the bottom ropes and gets a microphone. He motions his hand to his throat, and his music is cut. He begins to speak.
//Damien Porter// I hate to say I told ya so, but, I told ya so. Actually I lied, I love ta tell ya I told ya so. I said that at Hell Frozen Over, I would come out on top, leave with a victory under my belt, and what'd I do? I left wit a victory under my belt. But lets not talk bout da past, lets talk bout the present, the future. Lets talk bout Chaos this week. It'll be me, MVP, and John Cena, goin up against Gino Knoxx, Ciaran Michaels, and somebody dumb enough to team wit em. Gino is the only one who has cut a promo so far, and I caught it. And I get the impression that he don't like me too much.
//Scene// Damien gives a little chuckle.
//Damien Porter// Well Gino, lemme tell ya, that's heart breakin, it really is. But here's a lil' secret for ya, I don't like you either. You and Ciaran walk around here like you all that wit your lil' tag team titles. You guys thinkin you so dominant. Well, hate ta burst your bubbles, but you aint. See you guys act like you big fishes in the ocean. Like your Great White Sharks or suttin. Well, lemme tell ya suttin. You ain't nuttin but a couple a Large Mouth basses in the river. See you guys have had no competiton. Ya feel? And now theres a couple new boys on da block, and you feelin threatened. So ya talk negatively bout us ta make you feel good bout yourself.
//Scene// Damien pauses.
//Damien Porter// Now I know alotta you are wonderin xactly what I'm talkin bout. Well lemme break it down for ya. He talked bout how we Vinces boys. How we were hand picked by the boss himself to take the titles of you guys. Well Gino, I really can't help it when Vince sees greatness. But see, I can understand where you be comin from. Most people round here are McMahon haters. Don't know why. Don't really care to find out either. But what bothered me is when you said me n' MVP haven't done nuttin in EWE. Now listen here, Gino. I been here for 2 matches, MVP for 3. Shit don't happen over night. So what do ya expect? Me to be winnin dat World Title my first night on Chaos. Hell, if memory serves me right, the only real title you ever got was the Tag Titles. Yeah, thought I was right. Now Ciaran, he is more like me than you Gino. See Gino, as big as you are, is as dumb as you are. Ciaran though, he is the mark of a superstar in da EWE. Damn near a grand slammer. But when it came down to him against Cena at Hell Frozen Over, he just couldn't get the job done. He dropped the ball, din't he? But Gino, you prolly in the back right now scratchin your head sayin
//Scene// Damien begins to talk in a deep, slow voice.
//Damien Porter// Durrrr, durrrr, why did he say that Ciaran is like him.
//Scene// Damien talks normally again.
//Damien Porter// Now Gino, I'm going to say this nice and slooooooow so you understand what I am sayin. Meeeee and Ciiiiiaran are aliiiiike because weeeeee are the bessssssst wrrrrrrrrrestlers in our teammmmms. Other than that, we ain't got a damn thing in common. Cause me, if I wrestled Cena at the pay per view, I woulda won. But nuff bout that. Lets talk bout how Gino thinks he can cause some hatin between me and MVP. By tellin MVP that he should be pissed cause I beat him.
//Scene// Damien pauses, and smiles.
//Damien Porter// Well Gino, we hated each other long before you stuck your nose in out bizness. Hell, I hated him since he tried rainin on mah parade and showin me up. But I hate losin more n' I hate him. I hate speakin fo' MVP, but he feel da same way, dawg. So before tryin t' cause more tension, get your facts straight, boi. Gino, Ciaran, T'night is the night me n' MVP prove to the world we are the best team in this industry. Whether we like each other, hate each other, or wanna murder each other, when push comes ta shove, we get da job done. Ask Brett Unknown, ask Jermaine Jackson. Hell, ask us. We took each other to the limit, and stole the show this past Sunday. Think of us as fools if you wish, but we are the fools that'll be takin them tag title straps from ya. And it will be sooner than later. So ladies, we'll be seein ya t'night. And may the best team win.
//Scene// Damien pulls the microphone from his mouth, pausing for a few moments, then moves the mic back up to his mouth.
//Damien Porter// And I promise, we will. The Champ, and the best team you've ever feasted your eyes on will come out on top. Mark my words. MARK MY WORDS!!!!!
//Scene// Damien drops the microphone, and "Number 1" by Nelly plays. He walks to the backstage area as the scene fades to black.