5/11/03 Highway 2 Hell Results!
There isn't a Quick Synopsis:
Goldberg v. Road Dogg
Sting v. Just Jett
Kurt Angle v. H2D
Joey blaze v. Ricky Blaze in a Carrollton Street Fight
Tha Playa v. Shadow for the eWF Hardcore Championship
The Union v. Life AFter Death v. The Gospels v. Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar for the eWF, Afterlife, and Tag Team Championships.
Detailed Results:
Higway 2 Hell kicked off live from Greensboro, NC.
Garcia And now introducing your announcers
Mary Brady's Music Hits
Garcia Mary Brady. And her partner.
Paul Russo's Music Hits
Garcia Paul Russo. And their partner
Mike Russo's Music Hits
GarciaMike Russo
The Lights switch on in the sold out arena in Greensboro, as the cameras start rolling. Fans cheer as they get ready for this show of Highway 2 Hell, Red fireworks go of at the top of the ramp as it is followed up by Blue, Green, Orange and white sparks, fans scream at the top of their voices as some loud guitars are played from speakers beside the titontron. As the guitars are being played through, a clip of the federation EWF is showed. The sold out crowd look over at the Chaggy-Tron were the EWF clip is being played as they start a chant"EWF! EWF! EWF!". The clip comes to an end and the loud guitars die down at a slow rate. The scene then changes as it goes outside the building, cars beeping, the fans are heared screaming with excitment and there is alot of excitment outside the arena aswell as inside. The cameras then fucus, zoom in on the arena where the words "Highway 2 Hell - Greesboro Coliseum Complex - EWF SOLD OUT" scrolls across, side to side of the large building. The scene then changes again as the cameras come back in to the arena to here from Mary Brady, Paul and Mike Russo.
Mary Brady Welcome tonight to Highway 2 Hell I'm Mary Brady.
Paul "I'm Paul Russo...."
Mike "And I'm Mike Russo..."
Mary "And tonight we have one hell of a card. Mike Tell us about it"
Mike With Pleasure, Our first match will be that man from Atlanta Goldberg going against Manietta native Road Dogg. Our second match is going to be the master of drugs Just Jett going against the preacher Sting. Out third match will put Kurt Angle against H2D. Paul.
Paul Our 4th contest will be a grudge match between the Blaze brothers. Ricky will face Joey in a Carrollton Street Fight. One man may not walk out, Hell both men may not walk out. Our fifth match will be Tha Playa going against Shadow in a match for Shadow's Hardcore Championship. Shaodw has yet to lose that title and he is the longest running Hardcore Champion in Wrestling History, Tha Playa has his work cut out for him if he thinks he can win this match tonight. Mary.
Mary This takes us to our Main Event; The Union, Ricky Blaze and Playa will face Life After Death, TLOD and The STrangler, who faces The Gospels, Sam and Jerry who face Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle for not only the Tag Team Titles, but the eWF And the Afterlife Championships are on the line tonight
Paul And Chaggy's the special guest referee. You have to wonder what role will Chaggy play in this match up which looks to be one of the greatest matches in eWF History.
Mike It is being compared to the great Steel Warrior matches between Chaggy and The Strangler last New Years and at Patriot Wars Chaggy v. Tha Playa, this match will be off the charts
Mary Those were great matches and this one should be the best out of those three. Who will be the eWF Champion, how about the Afterlife Champion, Highway to Hell is next.
Fans cheer as they get ready for this show of Highway 2 Hell, Red fireworks go of at the top of the ramp as it is followed up by Blue, Green, Orange and white sparks, fans scream at the top of their voices as some loud guitars are played from speakers beside the titontron. As the guitars are being played through, a clip of Highway to Hell ends.
Goldberg's Music Hits
Garcia The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Atlanta, Georgia, Goldberg.
Road Dogg's Music hits
Garcia And his opponent from Manietta, Georgia, weighing in at 240 pounds, Road Dogg.
(the bell rings) Road Dogg delivers a short-arm clothesline to Goldberg.
Road Dogg stomps Goldberg.
Goldberg gets hit with the shooting star press from Road Dogg.
George DeVasto counts the pin.
...1
Goldberg kicks out.
Goldberg takes a slap to the face from Road Dogg.
Now Road Dogg standing.
Road Dogg gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
Road Dogg is up again.
Road Dogg gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Goldberg.
Road Dogg punches Goldberg in the gut.
Road Dogg pulls Goldberg's hair.
Road Dogg legsweeps Goldberg.
Goldberg is back on his feet.
Goldberg with an exploder suplex on Road Dogg.
Goldberg is back on his feet.
Goldberg wraps his legs around Road Dogg's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper.
Referee George DeVasto is checking for a tap out.
... Road Dogg is fighting the hold. ... Road Dogg is fighting the hold. ... Road Dogg trys to escape. Goldberg breaks the hold.
Road Dogg executes a huge gutbuster on Goldberg.
Goldberg is back on his feet.
Goldberg grabs Road Dogg's leg and takes him down.
Road Dogg gets hit with the shooting star press from Goldberg.
George DeVasto counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Road Dogg escapes.
Road Dogg is back on his feet.
Goldberg hits a spinning leg lariat on Road Dogg sending him to the mat.
Goldberg grabs Road Dogg and applies an arm wrench.
Road Dogg is back on his feet.
Road Dogg grabs Goldberg's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Road Dogg stands up.
Road Dogg goes for a piledriver but Goldberg dodges the attack.
Goldberg gets locked in the painful STF.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Road Dogg tightens the hold. ... ... Goldberg escapes.
Road Dogg sends Goldberg to ringside.
George DeVasto starts the count (.1)
Goldberg is up again.
(..2)
Goldberg short clothslines Road Dogg.
(...3)
Road Dogg hits him with a back fist.
(....4)
Goldberg double underhook faceslams Road Dogg hard to the Road Dogg.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Goldberg stomps Road Dogg.
Road Dogg stands up.
Road Dogg places Goldberg on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
Road Dogg sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Road Dogg standing.
Road Dogg sends Goldberg to ringside.
George DeVasto starts the count (.1)
Road Dogg chokes Goldberg with a microphone cable.
Goldberg moves back to his feet.
(..2)
Goldberg hits a kneeling headbutt to Road Dogg's groin.
Road Dogg gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Goldberg hits a jumping elbow hrust on Road Dogg.
Now Road Dogg standing.
Road Dogg lifts Goldberg up and drops him on his knee.
Road Dogg chokes Goldberg.
Road Dogg sucks chants start in the crowd.
They head back into the ring.
Road Dogg rolls onto Goldberg connecting with a knee.
Road Dogg executes a corkscrew legdrop on Goldberg.
Goldberg gets up.
Road Dogg executes the Pumphandle Slam on Goldberg!
Referee George DeVasto makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Garcia Your winner Road Dogg
***:::!!!HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!:::***
<<<^^^BROCK LESNAR'S MUSIC HITS AND THE FRANCHISE WALKS OUT.>>>^^^
Garcia "Ladies and gentleman, please welcome to the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota... weighing two hundred and ninety five pounds... the EWF Television Champion... THE FRANCHISE BROCK LESNAR!!!"
***:::BROCK JUMPS INTO THE RING AND GETS A MIC:::***
BROCK LESNAR "Let's see here, tonight, I team with
(BROCK GETS CUT OFF BY KURT ANGLE'S MUSIC)
<<<^^^KURT ANGLE WALKS OUT AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING, GETS IN AND PICKS UP A MIC.^^^>>>
***:::BROCK AND ANGLE EYE EACH OTHER.
KURT ANGLE "Continue."
BROCK "As I was saying, before I was interupted. Tonight, I team up with KURT ANGLE-
ANGLE "Your Olympic hero!"
BROCK "We'll be taking on THE STRANGLER and THE LORD OF DARKNESS, the team of RICKY BLAZE and THE PLAYA, and THE GOSPEL BROTHERS for the EWF WORLD, AFTERLIFE AND TAG TEAM TITLES. Me and ANGLE will win all three titles."
ANGLE "Oh, it's true, it's true. BROCK and myself will be successful in our attempt to become the greatest in the EWF. We will become legends tonight. We're already legends in the world of amateur wrestling. Me being a multiple time NCAA National and World champion, and of course being an Olympic champion. And BROCK winning national title"-
BROCK "Excuse me! Is only one national championship not good enough for you? Well, I'm sorry, you try compeating at heavyweight and win consectutive national titles. It's never been done."
ANGLE "BROCK, I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.
BROCK "Forget about it. It doesn't matter what we did in amateur wrestling. We are both world pro wrestling champions. Multiple time WWE champions, the I.C. champion, Royal Rumble champion. But, really, that doesn't matter much either. That's in WWE, we're in EWF now. You just got here, I'm a three time EWF World Champion, Former Afterlife Champion and current TV Champion. Also though, that doesn't matter. Past accomplishments don't mean jack shit. What matters is tonight when I become tag team champion for the first time and EWF World champion for the fourth time."
ANGLE "I disagree."
BROCK "What?"
ANGLE "Not only do I think we are gonna win, I know we are gonna win. But, it won't be you winning your fourth EWF World Title, you'll be winning your second EWF Afterlife title and your Olympic Hero, KURT ANGLE, will win his first of many EWF World titles."
***:::BROCK EYES ANGLE AND MOVES TOWARD HIM:::***
ANGLE "Now, hold on BROCK. Don't go thinking that if you hit the F-Five and have one of those chumps pinned I'm gonna come in and pin him myself. I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna make sure we win. Which we will. It's true, it's DAMN true! I just think BROCK, I'm gonna win it for us by snapping one of their ankles or hittin' the Angle slam."
BROCK "Alright Kurt, thik what you wish. Just don't be selfish and cost us both. 'Cause I won't. We will win tonight. KURT, you can trust me. Can I trust you?"
***:::BROCK STICKS OUT HIS HAND AND AFTER A SECOND, ANGLE SHAKES IT:::***
<<<^^^'MEDAL' HITS AND ANGLE RAISES BROCK'S ARM^^^>>>
***:::BROCK LEAVES ANGLE IN THE RING AS EWF GOES TO COMMERCIAL:::***
EWF comes back from a commercial break as lod and strangler are making there way to ringside. lod steps up on the apron, then steps over the ropes to get in, strangler goes around and gets a microphone, then slides in under the bottom rope. getting booed, he raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak.
strangler well well well, guess what time it is? its time for highway to hell! its also almost time for one of my biggest matchs of my career! i'm a legend! i'm the biggest legend ewf has ever seen, and i'm going to add another hellacios match to my list tonight! i have fought in just about every match there is to fight in! including a sinking hell in the cell, triple cage, hell in the cell, two out of three falls, single, tag, handicap, cage, tlc, ladder, table, pinkslip on a pole, fatal four way, six pac challange, i have fought probily every match there is to fight!
LOD yeah, you got that right! you may have fought in all those matchs, but i havn't, therefor this is the biggest match of my career! and so much is on the line! and i know what you people out there are thinking, in a match like this, how can anyone work together? well most people can't! but we can, and we will! the fact is, we already talked about this match, and one of us is going to walk away the ewf world champion, but it could be either one of us! whichever one is lucky enough to get the pin or submission! and if he gets the pin, i'm not going to be stupid and break it up, and same with him, all we care about is winning this match!
strangler thats right! and we are going to win! we will win at no cost! lets see who we are facing now. the gospels, i beat them in a handicap match once, so that shouldn't be a problem at all! and they get fired if they lose, so gospels start kissing your own asses goodbye!
LOD then there is the team of ricky blaze and the playa, we both have beat blaze so many times its not funny! and as far as chaggys brother the playa goes, i think strangler has a ass kicking preserved for him!
strangler damn straight! incase you forgot playa, let me remind you, roll the footage!
the chaggy-tron comes to life, and it shows something that happened a pretty good wile back, chaggy made his return to take on lesnar and strangler in a triple threat match, strangler and lesnar take care of chaggy, then start going at each other, strangler looks like he almost has the match won, but whats this? the playa, chaggys twin brother rushes to ringside and drags strangler out of the ring, chaggy steps backstage and rolls a coffin out to ringside, together, playa and chaggy put strangler in the coffin then wrap it in chains followed by a pad lock, then chaggy goes back in the ring to take care of lesnar, play pushes the coffin up the ramp, and pushes it straight off the stage all the way to the concrete floor! the coffin broke and strangler is laying there knocked out as play and chaggy double teamed lesnar which was even too much for him, and because of this chaggy because the ewf world champion!
the chaggy-tron goes off.
strangler you see that everyone? especially playa, did you see that? you guessed it, i dont forget! after that happened playa, i got my revenge on chaggy, and i won back the ewf championship for my third title run! but you playa, i never got to get you back! because you disappeared from the business, guess you was hiding i dont know, but now its time to face your judgement day!
LOD yeah, now lets get on to kurt angle and brock lesnar, we have fought both before, angle and lesnar beat strangler and myself just a few days ago, and lesnar has beat me for the ewf afterlife champion, and he did beat strangler for the EWF chamion once. so lesnar is good, hes probily the best besides us in this match!
strangler and i know everyone wants to know the truth about why i got angle and lesnar in the main event, number one reason is because angle, lesnar, as hard as it is for a guy like me to admit, but you did beat me and lod fair and sqaure! and second reason is because i can tell that your both great athletes, and i have great respect for the both of you! but with that same due respect, angle, lesnar, you two especially wont win!!
LOD dang straight, and all we got left to say is watch out blaze, playa, gospels, lesnar and angle! because strangler and myself is going to give this match every last thing we have!
LAD leaves ringside.
Sting's Music Hits
Garcia the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first Sting
The Perfect Drug by 9" nails
Garcia And his opponent from Philadelphia, PA, weighing in at 245 pounds, Just Jett
(the bell rings) Sting throws Just Jett off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
Just Jett gets hit with the shooting star press from Sting.
George DeVasto counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Just Jett escapes.
Just Jett moves back to his feet.
Sting with a high crossbody on Just Jett.
Sting is back on his feet.
Sting kicks Just Jett on the mat.
Just Jett kicks Sting in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat.
Just Jett sucks chants start in the crowd.
Sting gives Just Jett a reverse neckbreaker.
Sting climbs to his feet.
Just Jett gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Sting.
Sting gets up.
Just Jett gets hit with the shooting star press from Sting.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Just Jett escapes.
Just Jett gets up.
Sting takes Just Jett down with a knee.
Just Jett gets back to his feet.
Just Jett hits Sting with the crotch slam.
Sting moves back to his feet.
Sting pokes Just Jett in the eye with his thumb.
Sting punches Just Jett in the gut.
Sting gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Just Jett comes over and smashes Sting's head into it.
Just Jett sucks chants start in the crowd.
Just Jett with spinning headscissors on Sting send him hard to the mat.
Just Jett puts Sting in an arm grapevine submission.
Just Jett executes a huge gutbuster on Sting.
Just Jett executes the Supper DDT on Sting!
Sting gets hit with the Perfect Drug from Just Jett.
George DeVasto counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
Garcia Your winner Just Jett
Medal Hits
Garcia The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pa, Kurt Angle.
nail in the Coffin by Eminem
Garcia And his opponent from Paterson, NJ, weighing in at 203 pounds, H2D
(ring, ring, ring) H2D executes a headlock takedown.
Kurt Angle climbs to his feet.
Kurt Angle delivers a kick to the head of H2D.
H2D moves back to his feet.
H2D hits Kurt Angle with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
H2D hits Kurt Angle with an elbowdrop.
H2D is up again.
Kurt Angle gets up.
Kurt Angle nails H2D with a springboard dropkick.
Kurt Angle moves back to his feet.
Kurt Angle sends H2D to ringside.
George DeVasto starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Kurt Angle knees H2D and rolls back to his feet.
H2D climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Kurt Angle executes a headlock takedown.
H2D gets back to his feet.
(....4)
Kurt Angle comes from behind and bulldogs H2D.
Now H2D standing.
Kurt Angle executes a swinging neckbreaker on H2D.
(.....5)
H2D gets up.
(......6)
They head back into the ring.
H2D with an Aztecan suplex on Kurt Angle sends him to the mat.
H2D gets back to his feet.
Kurt Angle hits a spinning leg lariat on H2D sending him to the mat.
Kurt Angle puts H2D in an arm grapevine submission.
Kurt Angle kicks H2D on the mat.
Kurt Angle drives a forearm into the head of H2D.
H2D hits a running forearm smash on Kurt Angle's face.
H2D kicks Kurt Angle on the mat.
Now Kurt Angle standing.
Kurt Angle hits H2D with an earringer.
Kurt Angle jabs H2D.
H2D gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Kurt Angle hits a power slam on H2D.
Kurt Angle chants start.
Kurt Angle gets up.
H2D climbs to his feet.
H2D is locked in the elbow submission by Kurt Angle.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... H2D trys to escape. Kurt Angle breaks the hold.
Kurt Angle chops H2D.
Kurt Angle does a cartwheel and kicks H2D in the face.
Kurt Angle slingshot elbow drops H2D.
Kurt Angle leg drops the throat of H2D.
H2D climbs to his feet.
Kurt Angle thrust kicks H2D in the head.
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
George DeVasto counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
Garcia Your winner Kurt Angle
Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
Garcia The following contest is a Carrollton Street Fight, introducing first from villa Rica, GA, weighing in at 196 pounds, Joey Blaze
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Garcia And his opponent from Carrollton, Ga, weighing in at 205 pounds, Ricky Blaze
(ding, ding, ding) Joey Blaze neck snaps Ricky Blaze.
Joey Blaze pokes Ricky Blaze in the eye with his thumb.
Ricky Blaze hits a spinning leg lariat on Joey Blaze sending him to the mat.
Now Joey Blaze standing.
Ricky Blaze gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Joey Blaze comes over and smashes Ricky Blaze's head into it.
Ricky Blaze grabs Joey Blaze's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Ricky Blaze climbs to his feet.
Ricky Blaze and Joey Blaze leave the ring.
George DeVasto starts the count (.1)
Ricky Blaze hits Joey Blaze with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Ricky Blaze stands up.
Ricky Blaze goes into the ring with the weapons. Joey Blaze follows.
(..2)
Ricky Blaze climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Joey Blaze.
Ricky Blaze is back on his feet.
Ricky Blaze leg drops Joey Blaze.
(...3)
Ricky Blaze executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Joey Blaze's head onto the .
Now Ricky Blaze standing.
Ricky Blaze climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Joey Blaze.
Ricky Blaze climbs to his feet.
(....4)
Ricky Blaze leg drops Joey Blaze.
Ricky Blaze leg drops Joey Blaze.
Ricky Blaze sucks chants start in the crowd.
(.....5)
Ricky Blaze climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Joey Blaze.
Joey Blaze is up again.
Ricky Blaze hits Joey Blaze with the back of his elbow.
(......6)
Ricky Blaze gives Joey Blaze a reverse neckbreaker.
Now Ricky Blaze standing.
Ricky Blaze leg drops Joey Blaze.
Ricky Blaze sucks chants start in the crowd.
(.......7)
Ricky Blaze climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Joey Blaze.
Ricky Blaze climbs to his feet.
Ricky Blaze hits Joey Blaze with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Ricky Blaze climbs to his feet.
(........8)
Ricky Blaze executes a headlock takedown.
Ricky Blaze sucks chants start in the crowd.
Ricky Blaze knees Joey Blaze and rolls back to his feet.
Ricky Blaze goes to the ring. (.........9)Joey Blaze moves toward (...........10).
Garcia Ricky Blaze has just informed me that he is the winner of this match via Countout.
Brady WHAT! This is a f'n street fight, you can't be counted out. It's no F'N DQ. Jesus I hope that he is no longer Commish after tonight.
THE UNIONS' Music Hits
Garcia The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the eWF Hardcore Champship, introducing first from Belmont, MA, Tha Playa
Shadow's Music Hits
Garcia And his opponent he is the eWF Hardcore Champion, The Shadow
(the bell rings) Tha Playa executes a swinging bulldog on Shadow driving Shadow's face into the mat.
Tha Playa stands up.
Shadow climbs to his feet.
Shadow nails Tha Playa with a belly-to-back suplex.
Shadow climbs to his feet.
Shadow puts Tha Playa in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Tha Playa standing.
Tha Playa with spinning headscissors on Shadow send him hard to the mat.
Tha Playa gets back to his feet.
Shadow gets back to his feet.
Tha Playa hits Shadow witha steel chair.
Tha Playa short lariats Shadow.
Tha Playa applies an arm wrench to Shadow.
Tha Playa applies an arm wrench to Shadow.
Shadow stands up.
Tha Playa executes the jumping sidekick on Shadow.
Shadow climbs to his feet.
Tha Playa kicks Shadow in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
Tha Playa stands up.
Shadow stands up.
Tha Playa and Shadow move into the ring taking the weapons.
Tha Playa pokes Shadow in the eye with his thumb.
Tha Playa gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Tha Playa moves back to his feet.
Tha Playa bounces Shadow off the ropes and faceslams him onto the Steel Chair.
Tha Playa stands up.
Shadow hits a spinning leg lariat on Tha Playa sending him to the Steel Chair.
Shadow measures Tha Playa up and drops a closed fist.
Shadow climbs to his feet.
Tha Playa is up again.
Tha Playa is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Shadow.
Shadow sucks chants start in the crowd.
Shadow hits Tha Playa with a Steel Chair.
George DeVasto starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Shadow bites Tha Playa's arm out of desparation.
(...3)
Shadow uses a closed fist on Tha Playa.
Tha Playa is speared by Shadow.
Shadow moves back to his feet.
Tha Playa climbs to his feet.
0 0
Shadow uses a swinging DDT to plant Tha Playa's head into the Stop Sign
Tha Playa gets back to his feet.
Spinning neck-breaker from Shadow takes Tha Playa down.
Shadow measures Tha Playa up and drops a closed fist.
Shadow gets back to his feet. And he makes the cover
1...2...3
Garcia Your winner and still eWF Hardcore Champion, The Shadow
Dracula Plays
Garcia Please welcome the special guest referee for the Main Event, CHAGGY
The Union's Music Hits
Garcia The following contest is a Hell in a Cell MAtch and is for the eWF, Afterlife, and The Tag Team Championship. Introducing first at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Ricky Blaze and Tha Playa.
The Gospel's Music Hits
Garcia And their opponents at a combined weight of 215 pounds, Jerry and Sam Gospel
LIFE AFTER DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garcia Now introducing at a combined weight of 610 pounds, they are the eWF Tag TEam Champions, first he is the eWF Champion The Strangler, and the eWF AFterlife Champion, The Lord of Darkness.
HERE COMES THE PAIN
Garcia And now introducing the team of Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle.