Exeter College Darts

Well well well, it was off to SPC with the memory of a mauling by them last term fresh in our minds. There was only one way to avenge that defeat - batter the fuckers.

AND THAT'S JUST WHAT WE DID.

They went lamb at 1 (fair enough he had to go early) and so did we. Ed "damage" savory came out the victor. 1-0 Savory and sparkes lost out to lamb and lazy - fair enough 1-1.

Now, lazy stood up to throw first against graham "golden bollox" stevenson - he might as well have taken the fur coat from his colleague and started to baa there and then.
What happened in the next few minutes is the stuff of legends.....
Stevenson beat the great man in a meager 10 darts - I just feel aggrieved that my command of the English language is insufficient to describe what I saw. I'll talk you through it.
D16 20 T20 - that's a 116 inshot to me and you.
T20 T20 T20 - that's a maximum to me an you
S1 S19 T19 - that leaves D16
D16

pure genius by the product of my own youth system........that's a 10 dart leg. 2-1

Clifford, inspired by the great one's darts played very well and made it 3-1. plus he beat that 'major league ASSHOLE' atkins - good work!

Despite Fox's best efforts to lose, he out chumped Lyons - 4-1.

Sparkes decided to follow fox's lead and play shit - only this time losing in the process......4-2.

Barkworth, Fadden and Lewton mopped up the tail (Lewton with a 104 inshot - that's a bit random!) 7-2. Oh look we've already won and still 3 games to go.....

Clifford and Stevenson fail to deliver the earlier fireworks - hardly necessary against lyons and atkins - oh 8-2. AND ATKINS HAS LOST AGAIN THE FUCKING NOBHEAD - AND HE'S WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AS THE LAST 3 TIMES I'VE SEEN HIM!!!!!!

Barkworth and Lewton do all required and it's 9-2.

Despite Fox and fads best efforts they manage to win. Fads sportingly hits 2 when on 4 to give them a chance, that's madhouse to fox. Hard Cheese. 10-2.

Well the best result of fox's reign and who knows where the season may end... Queens on weds night is a match made in hell....let's have it.

I know I've said it before, I'll say it again (no offence but..)

Sultoon?
Davis?
Cox?
Bale?
Schvett?

no need.

except for next weds pleeeeeeeeeese.

Fox Out.