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bullshit

by: BROWNIE 2/22/00 6:50 pm

Okay, first of all Cupid, you are not the TechDaddy Supreme. You are more like the PorkDaddy Dickhole. So eat a lot and get fat, but stop signing like that. It sucks.
Aaron: if you don't want my bowling advice, then I'm not taking any of your cool Eastern STDs. I don't want your herpes, HIV, pubic lice, genital warts,
or gonnoryphillus.
Frow: I noticed you don't come here much so I'll just take credit for your 210 game and damn your people to burn in hell for all eternity.
High Schoolers:Some words of wisdom for you. You suck, at everything. If you were any more worthless, we would have you work Tech Support with PorkDaddy. The only thing high school is good for is to learn how to drink through a funnel, smoke weed out of just about anything in your house, how not to get caught when vandalizing, smoking on the country roads and in alleys, skipping school, kingpin, sexual acts, keeping the dream alive that college is going to be cool, and chocolate milk. So if you're smart, you'll kill yourself a week before you start college.
Finally Rob: Where the fuck does a yellow-skined, slant-eyed gook get off telling us not to fucking cuss? That is just regoddamdiculous. Go make some rice and look like Chinese Jesus and wear sandals when it is inappropriate and wash our clothes instead of our fucking mouths.
If anyone is upset by this message, please follow these steps:
1) Go fuck yourself.
2) Kiss my ass.
3) Blow me.
4) Get a life.
5) Ease up.
6) Laugh, you know it's funny.
Peace out dawgs,

what to do w/Rob's body

by: BROWNIE 3/2/00 1:34 am

So if Rob dies, here are some options:
1. Sell his skin to make yellow highlighter markers. At least we get money from a friendship, and that's what friendship is all about.
2. Give Dick his brain, to rid him of the gangsta-ness.
3. Hair extensions for the Frow Dog.
4. All meat goes to the Porkdaddy for obvious reasons.
5. Pfeilio get his asshole, duh.
6. Aaron with 2 A's gets his bowling skills because he needs it the most.
7. Pfeilio also get the hollow skull for the same reason as the asshole.
8. Red can have his dick, because well, fuck Red.
9. His slanted eyes will go to a deaf person, because the operation will really hurt and they will still be deaf, so it's funny and ironic.
10. Testicle hacky sack tournaments at the Stoop sound fun.
11. Burning his bones will keep us warm in the winter.
12. Lisa can have Rich to use as a slave.
13. PeeWee can fight over meat with Cupid.
14. Matty and Sean get to divide up the fingernails and toenails because I forgot about them and the pickin's are getting slim.
15. I will turn his heart into an air-pump for my basketball.
16. I also get the lungs, because I smoke the most and am making the list while you lazy asses just sit there and laugh at my creativity. So fuck off.
17. The Salvation Army can finally get their clothes back.
18. Frow also gets the bowling ball.
19. Kelly gets Yen out the wazoo.
20. We all get free reighn over the Stoop.
That is all, this is exciting, maybe we should just kill him to get cool stuff. Keep it real y'all.
BRINGIN' DA FUNK FROM T-TOWN
BROWNIE