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Today's word is.......

by: Mr. Vocabulary 9/30/00 5:02 pm

CUNT

Here is the definition of CUNT straight from a dictionary:
I will provide examples of each definition used in a sentence.

cunt (!) Noun. 1. The female genitals. The word goes back to Middle English and literally means hollow space or empty container. Its use is generally offensive and particularly so to women.

EXAMPLE SENTENCE: I don't really know her but I here she lets everybody play with her CUNT.

2. Women from a sexual viewpoint. Offensive.
EXAMPLE SENTENCE: I here people don't really like her, they just think of her as a CUNT.

3. A despicable person. Derog. and coarse, and with its associated meanings is consequently particularly offensive.
EXAMPLE SENTENCE: That girl is a dumb CUNT.

Now I will use the different meanings in the same story:
That stupid CUNT. She wouldn't be such a CUNT if she didn't go around letting every guy she sees play with her CUNT. She's never going to be happy because guys just think of her as a CUNT. She thinks she's well-liked but really she's just a warm moist place for guys to put their dicks. What a fucking CUNT.

NEXT TIME: WHORE

Whore and dumbasses

by: Mr. Awww Fuck It 10/3/00 9:36 pm

Hello once again all, here is a little lesson for everyone.

First how about the word whore.
Here are some synonyms: bimbo, hussy, jade, jezebel, strumpet, tramp, trollop, wench
Idioms *easy piece (or lay)

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Synonyms MINX, hussy, jade, malapert, saucebox, snip

EXAMPLE SENTENCE: She fucked another guy while going out with my friend, what a fucking WHORE. God she's a stupid CUNT.
(Do you remember CUNT? I knew you did.)

And now for a new phrase:
GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT

Let's see if we can work this new exciting phrase into a sentence. HERE GOES!!!:
So what you're telling me is that even though the stupid CUNT has fucked you over numerous times and has made crushing your heart into a goddam hobby, you're still gonna hang out with her. Man, you sure are a GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT.

A story of happiness

by: BROWNIE 10/24/00 12:41 am

So once again I've decided to post in order to give your lives a little light of happiness.
Once upon a time there was a wonderful child born into this world of hate and disgust. The beings decided they were going to let this child grow into a fine young man. He would not have it easy though. He would not be incredibly handsome, or popular, or rich, or athletically gifted, or smart, and his family would not be the most liked in his town. However, he would be a good kid. He would not be accepted at first by the children his age, but at the age of 14 he would be taken in by a group of kids older and wiser than he. This young man would find a place for himself amoung these older boys and girls. He would accept his role as gopher and scapegoat around them because he knew if he didn't they would beat him with sticks. When something was needed, he would go get it. When he tried to talk, he was told to shut up. But then something happened. He got really funny. Nobody was really sure when it happened and at first eveyone thought it was just a one time thing. But it happened again and again. He got kind of smart-assy and he started telling funny stories and doing things that caused personal injury to himself for the amusement of the group. But as long as he continues to get sodas and Stoop Surf, Donnie will be allowed to hang around. Just every now and again, he better remember to shut the fuck up.

That's it. Pretty sucky, but I didn't see any of you fuckers even trying.

Fuckers.

PEACE